Song Parodies ->Authors -> John A. Barry
If I had a mote of musical talent or ability, I'd be making music instead of churning out song parodies. I've been indulging in that vice since May 2004, when a friend of mine pointed me to amiright. After a few false starts, I discovered I have a facility (of which I stress the facile aspect) for crankin' 'em out.
For better or worse, I'm a big fan of rhetorical and literary devices and polysyllabism, so I'm not reluctant to resort to them, often at the expense of pacing perfection's pursuit. Neither am I squeamish about neologizing. My themes are frequently unseemly--seamy, even. I'm also kind of a lex maniac. Occasionally I insert foreign-language fragments into my parodies or, worse, write entire parodies in pidgins. I know just enough French, Spanish, and German to be dangerous.
I love mixed drinks, doubles, greens, grill, marriages, and media. But I love mixed metaphors even more. And I believe, to paraphrase Paul Krassner, founder/editor of "The Realist," that syntax is Silly Putty. That credo was alliteratively summed up by Bob Gomez, in a comment about one of my parodies: "syntactically strangled into submission." (Alliteration [to say nothing of parentheticalness] is my inamorata.) Conversely, or perhaps concomitantly, as an lapsed copy editor, I'm fairly punctilious about punctuation.
Although some people insist that two-thirds of a pun is P-U, I believe that "pun" is half of "pundit," which I am not. But I do like to have fun with puns, the more punishing the better.
Much of the talent on this site is incredible, and I salute the satiric sages who grace these pages. I get many of my ideas by reading and envying their submissions.
A big word of thanks to Chuck for starting and maintaining the site and making this all possible.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kerry, Man! | Carrie Ann | Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 215 | |
| Drive the War | Drive My Car | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 155 | |
| Now He's Beleaguered | I'm a Believer | Monkees | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 127 | |
| Hidin' Hoods | Li'l Red Riding Hood | Sam the Sham | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 139 | |
| Rummy, Rummy, Rummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 174 | |
| Spreeing for the Benefit of Mr. Right | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | 2.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 132 | |
| Mosque of Hate | Chapel of Love | Dixie Cups | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 165 | |
| Fixing a Hole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Getting Better? | Getting Better | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| Lindens Are the Banes of John's Sans Sun | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 126 | |
| Mecca | Mecca | Gene Pitney | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 176 | |
| Sgt. Graner's Bonehead Hard-Club Band/A Little Threat from My Friends | St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/A Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 510 | |
| Looking for Scum | Lookin' for Love | Waylong Jennings | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 143 | |
| Moon Image | Moon Shadow | Cat Stevens | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Opus, I Dei'd It Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 148 | |
| Chalabi | Let it Be | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 120 | |
| Condi | Windy | The Association | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Without Him | Within You Without You | Beatles | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 102 | |
| Condoleeza | Carmelita | Warren Zevon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| Why Sharon, Huh? | My Sharona | The Knack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| A Day in the Strife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Je T' Mene | Je T'Aime | Serge Gainsbourg | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 134 | |
| Love That Pita | Lovely Rita | Beatles | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 99 | |
| These Boobs Are Made for Squawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 4.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 151 | |
| Each Meal $64 | When I'm 64 | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 114 | |
| These Boobies are from Dow Corning | Oh What a Beautiful Morning | Rogers & Hammerstein | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 128 | |
| Luger Luger | Sugar Sugar | Archies | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 153 | |
| Hey, Jute | Hey Jude | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 132 | |
| Twisted Et [ymology] | Mr. Ed theme song | Unknown | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 183 | |
| Another Trick by De Gaulle, Part Dien Bien Phu | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 3.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 142 | |
| Fix It with Rhin | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 104 | |
| Flick It Aside | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 98 | |
| Timothy | Timothy | The Buoys | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 219 | |
| 'Beaux!' Dit Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 102 | |
| Beauvoir/Sartre | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Bloody Sadr! | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Body's Fatt'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 94 | |
| Sixteen Going on Seventeen | 16 Going on 17 | Rogers & Hammerstein | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 1601 | |
| Dough-Ray-Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews/R&H | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 250 | |
| Lab'al Vise | Edelweiss | Christopher Plummer/R&H | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Sappy Crap | Happy Jack | The Who | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 147 | |
| My Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews/R&H | 3.8 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 219 | |
| The Sound of Moving | The Sound of Music | Julie Andrews/Rogers & Hammerstein | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 198 | |
| NIcky, Your C**ze is Dumber | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| Sippin' My Twelfth Bock o' the Day | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Gouda Gouda | Sugar Sugar | Archies | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 127 | |
| Cheese Shame! | Freeze Frame | J Geils Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Happy to Tether | Happy Together | The Turtles | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 116 | |
| Mixed Metaphor | Killin' Floor | Electric Flag | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Murph the Divin' Pagan | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Stinkin' Sitzmarks! | SInk the Bismark | Johnny Horton | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 147 | |
| Simp'rin' Simon | Simple Simon | 1910 Fruitgum Company | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 153 | |
| Schlep This Bone | Steppin' Stone | Monkees | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Vacation | Vacation | Connie Francis | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 154 | |
| Cocoa, Moe! | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 242 | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Unknown | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 169 | |
| Deus Ron, Ron | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| Limbaugh Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 129 | |
| Holy Water | Dirty Water | Standells | 3.0 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Swami's Rim | Swanee River | Stephen Foster | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Beet It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 890 | |
| I Wanna Grow Spuds | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 124 | |
| Here Comes the Dun | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Hold Those Withers | Stormy Weather | Frank Sinatra | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 103 | |
| Ohms in the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| That's Amperage | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 111 | |
| Volta's Rays | Volare | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| I Am the Wal-Mart | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 161 | |
| Nineteen Merchants in a Shakedown | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Penney's Pain | Penny Lane | Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 99 | |
| Snoop John A. | Sloop John B. | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 276 | |
| Killing Ashcroft's Knees--Bent Too Long | Killing Me Softly with His Song | Roberta Flack | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 230 | |
| Skilling Whore | Killing Floor | Electric Flag | 4.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 115 | |
| Lay, Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 113 | |
| The FERC's Wrong | The Work Song | Traditional | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 104 | |
| SBC | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 246 | |
| We Are Worldcom | We Are the World | Lionel Richie | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 182 | |
| Cod Only Go | God Only Knows | Beach Boys | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 113 | |
| I'm Cooking Fugu | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 115 | |
| Brainless Flack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Saints in Sack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 161 | |
| Tainted Crack | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Can't Leverage Their Breaks, They Can't | I'm Enery the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Turn', Turn', Turn' | Turn Turn Turn | Byrds | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 206 | |
| Fallow Field o' Beans | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 107 | |
| His Blank Noodle Comes in Handy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 125 | |
| Rubies Today | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| Limes Have Come Today | Time Has Come Today | Chambers Brothers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Mush of Carrots | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Wokkin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 104 | |
| Pissed Trees | Misty | Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, others | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| They Do Rhone Clones | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 130 | |
| Applejack | Happy Jack | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 163 | |
| Callow Bung Pluggers | Hello, Young Lovers (from 'The King and I') | Rogers and Hammerstein | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 115 | |
| Greenspan | Greenfields | Brothers Four | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 112 | |
| Who Put the Bomb? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 501 | |
| Iraq Charade | This Masquerade | George Benson | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 117 | |
| Spoonerful | Spoonful | Cream | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 142 | |
| Homophones | Telephone | Chaka Khan | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 209 | |
| Little Dude's Coup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 111 | |
| Stupidcatalepticfratdicklexiconatrocious | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 137 | |
| I Sawed Her Antique Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| I Am the Worst Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Johnny Cash/Tim Hardin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Sundered My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Kelp on Flounder | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Whelk or Flounder? | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Sedentary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 102 | |
| If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard | When You Wish upon a Star | Disney | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 150 | |
| Fridge Holding Bubbling Water | Bridge over Troubled Waters | Simon & Garfunkel | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 112 | |
| Sackman | Taxman | Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 107 | |
| Saxman | Taxman | Beatles | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| In Back | Get Back | Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 128 | |
| Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 114 | |
| Growin' More Bile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 119 | |
| I Could Have Lanced All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | Alan Jay Lerner | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 112 | |
| Cheney, Ghoul | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 142 | |
| Slime Energy Pigs Raped My Land | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Gent Whose Scent Sure Reeks at Fox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| It Is Such a Memory Hog, Windows | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| You Can't Blame the Doggie | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Fellin' Her Fig Tree | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 130 | |
| It's My Rheum | In My Room | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 111 | |
| Neverland Love | Never, My Love | The Association | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 95 | |
| Duckin' Spree | Bucket T | The Who | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 137 | |
| They Hold Me in Stock Holes | It's Only Rock 'n' Roll | Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Pillory | Timothy | Buoys | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 172 | |
| Affixing a Pole | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 134 | |
| Substitute | Substitute | The Who | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Nerf Titties | Surf City | Jan & Dean | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 98 | |
| Gimcracks | Get Back | Beatles | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 106 | |
| Bric-a-Brac | Happy Jack | The Who | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 168 | |
| Gewgaws, Gewgaws | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 143 | |
| Buying Baubles | TIny Bubbles | Don Ho | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 177 | |
| A Tchotchke Fan | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 107 | |
| Kitsch World | Rich Girl | Hall & Oates | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 135 | |
| Wallow in Trinket Hoard | Follow the Drinking Gourd | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Jetsam | Jet Song | Bernstein/Sondheim (from West Side Story) | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 106 | |
| This Flotsam | This Old Man | Traditional | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| Chimichanga | Chim Chim-eree | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 232 | |
| Ax Chants | Taxman | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Desk Burrito | Desperado | Eagles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 147 | |
| Sheep'll | People | Barbra Streisand | 3.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 121 | |
| Goat Busser | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 131 | |
| Sultans Who Swing | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| Cathedral | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| Wild Child | Wild Child | The Doors | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Besmirched, Bathed Not, and Beast Kindred | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Rodgers/Hart (from Pal Joey) | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Suburban Wife's Sick-of-Home Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 118 | |
| Mail-House Schlock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 153 | |
| Bomb Imams | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 140 | |
| Bridge over Gum That's Rotten | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Ridge is a Bumbling Cipher | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| Numb My Nethers | Come Together | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| It's in His Bris | It's in His Kiss | Betty Everett | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 115 | |
| Earle, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| She's a Man | I'm a Man | Yardbirds | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 164 | |
| Garmentmakerville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| I Love Frocks and Stoles | I Love Rock and Roll | Joan Jett | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 142 | |
| Tranny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.3 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 527 | |
| Grifter Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 97 | |
| Lawyers, Gum, and Mommy | Lawyers, Guns, and Money | Warren Zevon | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 257 | |
| Mikhail's Roe Boat Made a Score | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 113 | |
| Texas Laws Says | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Nice to See These Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 111 | |
| Lucre, Lucre | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 132 | |
| Cisco Slid | Cisco Kid | War | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| Long-Hold Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Sandy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 142 | |
| Carbuncle on the Knuckle | Bungle in the Jungle | Jethro Tull | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 101 | |
| Spooge Full of Screwworms | Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Festerday | Yesterday | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| Eight Heils, 'Mein'! | Eight Miles High | Byrds | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 152 | |
| Ah-mare-ree-ka | America (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Maria | Maria (from West Side Story) | Bernstein/Sondheim | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 129 | |
| Whelp! | Help | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 111 | |
| He Drops to Steal Some Gizzards | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Hannity | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 117 | |
| It's the TIme for Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Waggin' the Dog | Walkin' the Dog | Rufus Thomas/Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Porn to Be Filed | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| Pusillanimousanonymousonesgivingvoters | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 138 | |
| Hays Goes | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 108 | |
| Prime Your Puppet | I'm Your Puppet | Marvin Gaye | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| In Gepetto | In the Ghetto | Elvis | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 235 | |
| When Bowdler Edits | It's Now or Never | Elvis | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 167 | |
| Tony Comstock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 126 | |
| Luther, Luther | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| Luthier, Luthier | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Spry Pope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 97 | |
| Lame It Was to Call It Nova | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| Boring and Mild | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 129 | |
| Arbitrary | Beyond the Sea | Frank Sinatra | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Hookah, Hookah (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar Sugar | Archies | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| 'Shugge, 'Shugge | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 195 | |
| Cougar, Cougar (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 158 | |
| Kludger, Kludger (sugg. by Johnny D) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 107 | |
| Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 156 | |
| Neutered, Neutered (sugg. by Guy) | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Schmoozers, Schmoozers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| Shucker, Shucker | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Tuba, Tuba | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 150 | |
| Tuchis, Tuchis | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 124 | |
| Pus Mop | Bus Stop | Hollies | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 157 | |
| Set It Free | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| I've Thundered Miles | Five Hundred Miles | Peter, Paul, & Mary | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Res'nant Alley Runs Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Psyllium | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 94 | |
| A White, Blade-Laden Whale | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Only the Moby | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 100 | |
| Aren't Seals Pretty? (from West Side Story) | I Feel Pretty | Bernstein/Sondheim | 3.9 | 4.4 | 3.9 | 146 | |
| Polyunsaturated Pam | Polythene Pam | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| Worcestershire Carameled | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| Don't Fry Your Member | Try to Remember (from The Fantasticks) | Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| I'm Walled In | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| The Piste | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Stented, He's Fixed | 76 Trombones | Meredith Wilson | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 189 | |
| Marryin' Libertarians | Marian the Librarian (from The Music Man) | Robert Preston | 4.0 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Till I Turn Blue | Till There Was You | Meredith Wilson | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 115 | |
| Trouble | Trouble (from The Music Man) | Meredith Wilson | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 118 | |
| Makes Me Queasy | Take It Easy | Eagles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 129 | |
| Ergot-got-got | Hot, Hot Hot | Buster Poindexter and His Banshees of Blues | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 100 | |
| Serfin' USA | Surfin' USA | Beach Boys | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 118 | |
| Myrmidon | Carry On | Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 99 | |
| Leader of the Pack | Leader of the Pack | Shangri-Las | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 179 | |
| Corn for Silage | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 95 | |
| I'm Getting Married in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 3.4 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 5541 | |
| I'm Getting Martyred in the Morning | I'm Getting Married in the Morning | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.7 | 1956 | |
| Frankenstein | I Feel Fine | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| Sewn Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 134 | |
| Aphasia (the correct version) | Aja | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Aphasia | Aja | Steely Dan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Orally | Aura Lee | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 138 | |
| Adrenal Jeannie | I Dream of Jeannie | Stephen Foster | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 119 | |
| Yasser, He Killed Babies | Yes, Sir, That's My Baby | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 89 | |
| Fools on The Hill | Fool on the Hill | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 124 | |
| I Wanna Hoe Your Land | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 124 | |
| Rake the Terrain | Take the A Train | Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 106 | |
| Is This Yiddish Right? | The Kids Are Alright | The Who | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 165 | |
| Bola | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Baisez Moi Beaucoup | Besame Mucho | Dean Martin, others | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 790 | |
| Babylon Sh*tstorm | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Catch the Kids | Catch the Wind | Donovan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Hirsute Girlie-Man | Hurdy Gurdy Man | Donovan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Expelled Jello | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 173 | |
| Done-Flyin' Avian | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Donkey, Shane | Danke Shoen | Wayne Newton | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 775 | |
| Poll Me | Hold Me | Clay Aiken | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Satyr Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 92 | |
| Back from Old Land of the Czar | Back in the USSR | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 137 | |
| Sloe Downed | Slow Down | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 89 | |
| You're Gonna Booze And Hurl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 101 | |
| Enjoyed The Bird | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 100 | |
| Bear Baitin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 126 | |
| Flight Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 87 | |
| Like Rabbits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 102 | |
| Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glen Miller | 4.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Feeding a Hart in Texas | Deep in the Heart of Texas | Hank Thompson | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 117 | |
| Fecal | People | Barbra Streisand | 4.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 121 | |
| Airway to Septum | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 162 | |
| What a Gob of Ungual Pus | What If God Was One of Us? | Joan Osborne | 4.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 113 | |
| Ketchup In A Can | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 132 | |
| Oh, Teresa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| An Imp Tossable | It's Impossible | Elvis | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 174 | |
| Meshugge, Shaq | Sugar Shack | Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs | 4.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 107 | |
| Razzman | Jazzman | Carole King | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Spin Town | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 89 | |
| Swing Vote | Swingtown | Steve Miller Band | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| He's A Slut For Jihad Pests | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens (aka Yusuf Islam) | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 106 | |
| Fry Me Some Liver | Cry Me a River | Ella Fitzgerald | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 112 | |
| Got No Rhythm | I Got Rhythm | George Gershwin | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 171 | |
| Halfwit Bliss: No More Banned Guns! | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| The NRA | YMCA | Village People | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 138 | |
| Billy Love Dongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 102 | |
| Allawi | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Rummy's Mind | Summertime | George Gershwin | 4.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 120 | |
| Dung Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 111 | |
| Secrete Anus Grams | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.9 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 99 | |
| Meat Swells | Michelle | Beatles | 4.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| Runs His Mouth. . .Stumbles | Run Through the Jungle | Credence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Vox Stylin' (for Agrimorfee) | Rock Island | Music Man soundtrack | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 111 | |
| The Herd Got in the Grapevines | I Heard It Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Reincarnation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Quimpeder | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 85 | |
| Melba This Morning | Helplessly Hoping | Crosy, Stills, & Nash | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| Poonlance | Moondance | Van Morrison | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Rude Oaf the Redneck Reigns Here | Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Everyone | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| The Bush Nuts Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| White. . .Ship's Mast | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Mr. Wasteland | Mr. Spaceman | Byrds | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 153 | |
| December Schlong | September Song | Lotte Lenya | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| De Sade Song | A Sad Song | Ten Years After | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Just the Two of Us | Just the Two of Us | Bill Withers | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 149 | |
| I'm a Honed Masochist | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Gannon, Ram, Kent | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 169 | |
| Jongleur's Lyre | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 128 | |
| You're Jake Gittes in Chinatown | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Rubber-Lined Room | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 125 | |
| Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 93 | |
| Stented Freak, Naive Geek | Ebony, Ivory | Paul McCartney | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 95 | |
| They Trampled Him During the Running | Battle Hymn of the Republic, The | Julia Ward Howe | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 122 | |
| Jumps from the Cache | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 103 | |
| Sox Will Take the Prize | Devil in Disguise | Elvis | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 175 | |
| I Want Your Secs | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| Frothing and Foaming | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Misaimed Ballpeen Hammer | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| He Came Upon A Midnight Beer | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| Moaner Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 110 | |
| Mad, Rude Bison | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Snoozy Queue | Suzie Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 89 | |
| Outsource, Outsource | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 108 | |
| Blistered Tanned Man | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 233 | |
| Cake, Sirs, Ça Sera | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| Lady Mammal Aid | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 217 | |
| Reign Propped Up: Corrupt Saud Dickheads | Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| Reign | Rain | Beatles | 4.9 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 95 | |
| Who'll Stop This Reign? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 181 | |
| Babble of New Cue L'ar | Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Autodidact's Garden | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Coup de Grâce | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 163 | |
| Dray Team | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part II | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part II | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 262 | |
| Who Cut the Cheese Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Whose Cant Will Please Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men at Work | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| Three Martinis | Three Marlenas | Wallflowers | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| Upper Lip Is Weak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 160 | |
| Log Right In | Walk Right In | Rooftop Singers | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Brain Dead in Ohio | Four Dead in Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 114 | |
| Got the Fool Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 155 | |
| La Vie on Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Boogers in the Morning | Sugar in the Morning | Andrews Sisters | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 171 | |
| Blake Gone Through (and Huxley Besides) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 128 | |
| Crippled Ship | Crystal Ship | The Doors | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 110 | |
| Sought Par Aid | Soft Parade | The Doors | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 92 | |
| I Was of Very Good Cheer | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 107 | |
| Zipped Up My Crowbar | Zip-a-dee-doo-dah | Song Of The South Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| Jabbertalky | Jabberwocky | Lews Carroll | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 118 | |
| White Crick Mass | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| Cali.'s Clown | Cathy's Clown | Everly Brothers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 134 | |
| Desiccated Swallower of Passion | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 95 | |
| Main Course Caused Ptomaine | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 112 | |
| Bad Bunion | Glass Onion | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 129 | |
| Down in the Pumproom | Up on the Rooftop | Chrismas Carol | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Mai Tai | My Guy | Mary Wells | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill | The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| My Sherry I Pour | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| It's The Most Gun-is-full Time Of The Year | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| Mark Apparel Up for Spring | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Wesley, Mendelssohn, Cummings | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 133 | |
| Have Yourself a Merdy Spittle Kiss-Ass | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 104 | |
| Jingo Belle Flop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 175 | |
| Paid to Take the Pix, Man | Baby, You're a Rich Man | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 113 | |
| I'm Only Seeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| From Eiffel | If I Fell | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| Lazy! Mañana?! | Lady Madonna | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| Martyred, My Deere | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 140 | |
| Have Ablutions | Revolution | Beatles | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| He's On Tomorrow's Show | Tomorrow Never Knows | Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Calibrated Eating | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 168 | |
| Cantharides | Candyman | Sammy Davis, Jr. | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| Flawed Work on the Wall | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Boneward Hound | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| Incensed at Pedestals | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| Twenty-Three (Please Read First!) | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Goose Liver | Moon River | Henry Mancini | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Clyster-Moon Rite | Mr. Moonlight | Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 120 | |
| My Grill | My Girl | Temptations | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| SUV, Big Fat Car | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Degrease Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| I Am Woman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 229 | |
| I Wanne Be Berated | I Wanna Be Sedated | Ramones | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 124 | |
| Stop With the Hurl! | Top of the World | Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Mute Troupe's Quiet | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 122 | |
| Dahmer | Donna | Richie Valens | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 118 | |
| I Saw Mommy Shivving Santa Clause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 159 | |
| We Work Three Shifts | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 87 | |
| Gin Is Hell | Jingle Bells | Christmas Carol | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 153 | |
| Littered with Junk | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 96 | |
| My Colon Wind's on Fire | The Call the Wind Maria | Paint Your Wagon soundtrack | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 143 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part III | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part III | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| We Fish from This Ferry Isthmus | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional Christmas Carol | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 138 | |
| Who Put the Spawn? | Who Put the Bomp? | Barry Mann, Gerry Goffin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| I'm So Tired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| He's Drunk, Santa Claus | Here Comes Santa Claus | Christmas song | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 311 | |
| Silage Fight | Silent Night | Christmas Carol | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 136 | |
| Flockin' Synthetic Christmas Trees | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 129 | |
| Cross-Dress, Ye Married Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Christmas Carol | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 168 | |
| The NBA | YMCA | Village People | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 125 | |
| Bagels I Have Had of Rye | Angels We Have Heard on Higy | Christmas Carol | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 130 | |
| Wokkin' Blintzes, Winter Squash, and Lamb | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 99 | |
| Glove Me, Do | Love Me Do | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 115 | |
| They Named It After Cecil Rhodes | Why Don't We Do It in the Road | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| Into a Quiver Is Robin Hood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Someone Late for Thanksgiving | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 131 | |
| Chestnut Marriage | Chestnut Mare | Byrds | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 168 | |
| Found Out About Ewe | Found Out About You | Gin Blossoms | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 126 | |
| Pill Daily | Bill Bailey | Many | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 158 | |
| The Deck Falls | Deck the Halls | Christmas Carol | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 222 | |
| A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Christmas Carol | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 131 | |
| All You Need Is Dove | All You Need Is Love | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 149 | |
| I Hate How You Glove Me | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 94 | |
| Then He's Kneading Something | If I Needed Someone | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| Woe, Holey Knight | O Holy Night | Christmas Carol | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 165 | |
| Ow, Tannin' Balm! | O Tannenbaum | Christmas Carol | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 129 | |
| But Your Burp Can Singe | And Your Bird Can Sing | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 121 | |
| Deep Doo-Doo | Dear Prudence | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 140 | |
| Girdle | Girl | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| I've Just Interfaced | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| No Refried | No Reply | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 92 | |
| Northeastern Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 98 | |
| Papal Backliders | Paperback Writer | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Papal Backslider | Paperback Writer | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 101 | |
| La Marchandise | La Marseillaise | Traditional | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 119 | |
| Bagels in the Morning | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 154 | |
| Beat Screws with Your Tool | Be True to Your School | Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 119 | |
| I Lock the Wine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | 4.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 105 | |
| Drips Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 120 | |
| B Cups | Because | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| I Want to Bell You | I Want to Tell You | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 91 | |
| I'll Cry' His Head | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 94 | |
| Hate Junk Food | Love You To | Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 98 | |
| The Bird | The Word | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Deer, Bear, and Every Mare | Here, There, and Everywhere | Beatles | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 108 | |
| Nose-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| Lunge for Your Wife | Run for Your Life | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 103 | |
| Your Work's Seamy | You Won't See Me | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 94 | |
| Boy, What a Jerk! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 3.1 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| NIbblin' Latin Loup-Garou | Little Latin Lupe Lu | Mitch Ryder | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| Mix the Paint Thick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 96 | |
| Humping Cupid | Something Stupid | Frank, Nancy Sinatra | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 106 | |
| The Bush Family Ills Me | The Beverly Hillbillies theme | Beverly Hillbillies TV program | 3.5 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 285 | |
| Brew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Little Jack Horner | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 123 | |
| When I had a Hummer | If I Had a Hammer | Trini Lopez | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 128 | |
| Mocha Lotion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 167 | |
| Silver Cells | Silver Bells | Numerous | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| Treason of Shrub's Bitch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | 2.8 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 116 | |
| Quagmire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | 2.3 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 189 | |
| Misanthrope | High Hopes | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 94 | |
| George | More | Frank Sinatra | 2.6 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 90 | |
| Snore | More | Frank Sinatra | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 90 | |
| He Kneed the Little Christmas [Sprite] | We Need a LIttle Christmas | Traditional | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 113 | |
| Lean Ain't from Custard | Mean Mr. Mustard | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 146 | |
| Stumbling | Something | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 96 | |
| Stun Gun | Sun King | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 87 | |
| Springs of Bed Decay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 90 | |
| Bait | Wait | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 93 | |
| Mirth Day | Birthday | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Lax-Held Slipp'ry Hammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 158 | |
| Unsightly Sore | The Night Before | Beatles | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 93 | |
| What Grows On? | What Goes On? | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| Wile E. Retard and His Veep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 97 | |
| I'll Knead You | I Need You | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 110 | |
| Eyes Darting | Oh Darling | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Please Grease Me | Please Please Me | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| Shrink Takes Your Wealth | Think for Yourself | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| Block a Rocket | Dr. Robert | Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 111 | |
| Keen Timbre's Mean | Green Tambourine | Lemon Pipers | 3.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 131 | |
| You're Work-Shirking Louts! | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 105 | |
| We're Going to Hide But Will Not Flay | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 97 | |
| He Hasn't Got Some Novocaine | I Haven't Got Time for the Pain | Carly Simon | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 96 | |
| Shakin' Hair with Briskness | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| I'll Be Gone for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 103 | |
| If I Only Had Some Pain! | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard of Oz sountrack | 3.8 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 133 | |
| Try These Pants, Sir | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 107 | |
| Glockin' Out My Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 104 | |
| Chancin' Rancid Meat | Dancing in the Street | Martha and the Vandellas | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 130 | |
| Just Broth for Me | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| I'm Crossfire'd | I'm So Tired | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 100 | |
| Rupert Gives Us Lies | Judy in Disguise | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| Yellow as Lemon | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 100 | |
| Riders Help Block Torts | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Creepy Gonzales | Speedy Gonzales | Pat Boone | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 151 | |
| In My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| Lunch Meat | Love Street | The Doors | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 104 | |
| On Bratwurst | On Broadway | Drifters | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 127 | |
| I Like Plaice | There's a Place | Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| From My Oven | All My Lovin' | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 137 | |
| The Gaffer | The Rapper | Jaggerz | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 126 | |
| I Gotta Beat Meat | I Gotta Be Me | Sammy Davis, Jr. | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 162 | |
| Goat Writhin' in the Sty | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Marty Robbins | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| Itchy Shoe Sparks | Itchykoo Park | Small Faces | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Little Bit on Sole | Little Bit o' Soul | Music Explosion | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| File | Smile | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| I Farted and Smoke. . . . | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 209 | |
| Genes | Jean | Oliver | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 176 | |
| Thar She Blows: I've Told My Secret | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 134 | |
| He Wears Sarongs | It Won't Be Long | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Trust in Invagination | Just My Imagination | Temptations | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 102 | |
| All My Gut Peeks Through | All I've Got to Do | Beatles | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 118 | |
| Devil in Disguise | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 121 | |
| Do You Believe in Mammon? | Do You Believe in Magic? | Lovin' Spoonful | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 102 | |
| Crown Down | Downtown | Petulia Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| In the Nates | In the Navy | Village People | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Three Koi in a Fountain | Three Coins in a Fountain | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| Goin' Like the Dodo | Going to a Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| My Second Has Got No Gun | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson and the MIracles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 100 | |
| They Keep a-Twangin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 112 | |
| Seen at Graceland | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| Ova, the Bane: Roe | Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland/Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| He Popped Eye, His Name Was Sam | Popeye The Sailor Man | Cartoon Show Theme Song | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 142 | |
| I Will Try My Moon. . . | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Can You Loan Some Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 154 | |
| To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| Mounds of Silage | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 88 | |
| Bingen | Bingo | Traditional | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 133 | |
| Right Moos | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 120 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part IV | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 84 | |
| Love to Toss Back Some Beam (The Quest) | The Impossible Dream (The Quest) | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 106 | |
| Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 168 | |
| Manchild Who Maunders | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha soundtrack | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 153 | |
| Voltaren | Volare | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Gal Fee | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Golfing | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 127 | |
| Bacon Love | Baby Love | Supremes | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 182 | |
| Bills Go Up, Big F*ckup | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 159 | |
| Nebbish | Cherish | The Association | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 97 | |
| Can't Take the Ice Off This Wound | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Toad-Lick Blues | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 107 | |
| This Knot Is Uvular | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| Get a Skirt That Looks So Fine | Get Me to the Church on Time | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 171 | |
| Some Sex-Chatting Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Perry Como | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Won't Get Food Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 146 | |
| My Waif | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 128 | |
| Mass, He Chews It | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 188 | |
| Sprayin' the Hive | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 128 | |
| I Feel My Girth Move, 1 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 120 | |
| I Feel My Girth Move, 2 | I Feel the Earth Move | Carole King | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 115 | |
| Boxer's Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Legumes Concerto | Lovers' Concerto | The Toys | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| Rising is the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 97 | |
| Writhing in the Dorm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 93 | |
| I Will Flee for Miles | I Can See for Miles | The Who | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 152 | |
| I've Fleas | I'm Free | The Who | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 156 | |
| Harp-Daze Night | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| I Should Have Owned Fetters | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Raptor-Food Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Squealin' 'Cause He's Reared | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 110 | |
| I Hear, the Crew's Sick | I Can Hear Music | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Isn't Abba from Sweden? | In a Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| I'll be Watching You | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 163 | |
| Breakin' Rocks Is Hard to Do | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| I Fought God's Law | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| Jailhouse Rocks | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Rancid Pork and Hurl | California Girls | Beach Boys | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 108 | |
| Butcher, Butcher | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 147 | |
| Dizzy | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Doctor Strangelove | Doctor Robert | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| Kane | Rain | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| Iss Ein Bischen Wiener, Diener, Mit Ein Glas Gruen | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 202 | |
| A Mare in this Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 101 | |
| Surreptitious Mines | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 98 | |
| Wipe Room | White Room | Cream | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 146 | |
| Block Sphinctery (Log Is in Me. Whew!) | Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom) | Perry Como | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| I'll Be Seeping Goo | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 104 | |
| But She Loves Herb | And I Love Her | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Man, I Love Herbs! | And I Love Her | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 113 | |
| That's My Glove, Sir | And I Lover Her | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 127 | |
| Unhappy So I'll Rant at You | I'm Happy Just to Dance with You | Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Cell Rings High | Tell Me Why | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 91 | |
| It Ain't Mead, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Feng Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Done For on Road | One for the Road | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Lip It | Whip It | Devo | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 136 | |
| Lipids | Whip It | Devo | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 150 | |
| Rip It | Whip It | Devo | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 162 | |
| Came It Out: the Glossolalia | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Edie Gorme | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| I'm Heading for That Boulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| It's So Wet on This Polder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| Put More Heads on the Poles, Kurtz | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 132 | |
| Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Take Your Meds or You'll Smolder | Put Your Head on My Shoulder | Paul Anka | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| 28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 349 | |
| Wooden Chips | Wooden Ships | Crosy, Stills, and Nash | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Shitsy Bitsy Spyware | Itsy Bitsy Spider | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| I Hand-Help Myself | I Can't Help Myself | Four Tops | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 138 | |
| Someday You'll Crimp Your Thumb | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| One Day The Gimp Was Hung | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 137 | |
| Shoonerisms: Spugar | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 129 | |
| Litotes | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 352 | |
| Me Drill Epistrophe with Glee | She's Still A Mystery to Me | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| Assonance | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 2025 | |
| Then I Plotzed | At the Hop | Danny and the Juniors | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 287 | |
| Homophones Are Strange | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 134 | |
| Anaphora/Anna, Fork-a! | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 411 | |
| Must--a Kosher Wok for Meat | Just a Closer Walk with Thee | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 112 | |
| Hack off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 131 | |
| Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 115 | |
| Hack Off His Arms and Legs | Back in His Arms Again | Supremes | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 139 | |
| Rockettes Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| This Hairpiece is for Trump | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 128 | |
| Buy, Buy Love | Bye, Bye, Love | Everly Brothers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 113 | |
| Weight's Up: Vittles, Soufflé | Wake Up, Little Susie | Everly Brothers | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 106 | |
| I Fall; There's Bum-Stink Air to Recline Me | Always Something There to Remind Me | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 154 | |
| Whiff, I Smell | If I Fell | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 113 | |
| The Heifer | The Letter | Box Tops | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Wranglin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| Into the Great Wide Open [Crevasse] | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| My Maize and Grapes | Amazing Grace | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 129 | |
| Dorians | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Dorian | Gloria | Them/Shadows of Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| It's a Lame Old Schlong | It's the Same Old Song | Four Tops | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 157 | |
| Tragic When Carp Died | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 157 | |
| Aloe Wetter | Alouette | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 123 | |
| Home Alone, I Range | Home, Home on the Range | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 142 | |
| Diddle White Glove | Little Brown Jug | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Lourdes At Once | Words of Love | Buddy Holly and the Crickets | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| My Veneration | My Generation | The Who | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| Bake That Gnu (in the Oven Wide) | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 113 | |
| Sheepdog Has Mange | People Are Strange | The Doors | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 104 | |
| Role Switchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 96 | |
| Habemus Papam | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 133 | |
| Dimple Rift | Simple Gift | Shaker Hymn | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Buy Me a Bauble | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 101 | |
| Tight-Fitting Bodice | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| On the Prow with Peg | Ain't Too Proud to Beg | Temptations | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 107 | |
| Can I Bone One Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 169 | |
| Hay Food | Hey, Jude | Beatles | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 107 | |
| Rat on the Bun | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 114 | |
| Son Mi Perdición | Eres Mi Religión | Maná | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 172 | |
| Sheep-herd | Sheila | Tommy Roe | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 133 | |
| It's Noun, a Gerund | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 917 | |
| Portmanteaus | Short People | Randy Newman | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 102 | |
| With Wahab I Hold Hands | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Isn't She Lumpy? | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| Yo, Sis-Mama | Oh Susanna | Stephen Foster | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 141 | |
| Cant Osama | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 203 | |
| Fun-, Fun-, Fun- | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 112 | |
| Defrock This Law ('Cause He's Pond Scum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| I'm Gonna Fold My Hand | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 118 | |
| Kippered Loxes | Little Boxes | Pete Seeger | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| These 'Ayes' | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Bought New Cushy Pad | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Butt Smooch, Plutocrat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 94 | |
| Wooden Ships Are Nice | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 100 | |
| Boat in Water | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 102 | |
| Boney Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| Joey Ratz'r | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 107 | |
| Nicht im Haus, Chub, Dream On | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Disney | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 149 | |
| Sheik, Chattel, and Robes | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 126 | |
| Unduly | Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| Willie and the Hang-Five | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Stools Gush In | Fools Rush In | Rick Nelson | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Fellow, Marry You? | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 121 | |
| So Little Fuel | Poor Little Fool | Rick Nelson | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 106 | |
| Snivelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 94 | |
| Warden's Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 91 | |
| I Have Modeled a Moniker to Name a Made-up Genital | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Fallaciously Follicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Run Me Via Funicular | Funiculi Funicula | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Lithium: Madness Smoothed, Hazy | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx (in 'At the Circus') | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| Sixteen Tuns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 184 | |
| Vaca Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Cummerbund--Pitch It, Clothier | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Bonehead in America | Only in America | Jay and the Americans | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| Spike the Roguish Bolton Dork | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| Slimy When He Sprung | 1921 | The Who | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 232 | |
| Exterminator | Amazing Journey | The Who | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Kissass | Christmas | The Who | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 136 | |
| Congress Head Case | Cousin Kevin | The Who | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 163 | |
| To Ghengis Khan, He's Right/A Fiscal Rout | Do You Think It's Alright?/Fiddle About | The Who | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 244 | |
| Dressing to the Nines (The Frocker) | Eyesight to the Blind (The Hawker) | The Who | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 135 | |
| He's Merdivorous/Of Tom D Be Leery | Got to the Mirror/Tommy, Can You Hear Me? | The Who | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 172 | |
| Flies Free | I'm Free | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Overture/Don't Be Buoyed | Overture/It's a Boy | The Who | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Slimeball Lizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 146 | |
| Terry Schiavo | Sally Simpson | The Who | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Scent Satan/Mephisto's Ordure | Sensation/Miracle Cure | The Who | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Lash the Jurists | Smash the Mirror | The Who | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| The Flaccid Queen | The Acid Queen | The Who | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 136 | |
| Airhead Doctor | There's a Doctor | The Who | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| Tom D's 'Holiday' Scam | Tommy's Holiday Camp | The Who | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| He Has Taken Them In | We're Not Gonna Take It | The Who | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 150 | |
| Hell's Scum | Welcome | The Who | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 136 | |
| Cold Finger | Goldfinger | John Barry | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Adieu, Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 111 | |
| Pitchers of Lillet | Pictures of Lilly | The Who | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 171 | |
| Seashells by Seashore | Seasons in the Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Buy a Condo in Miami | Vaya con Dios, My Darling | Les Paul, Mary Ford | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 119 | |
| Good-Flay Combine | Good Day Sunshine | Beatles | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Good Luncheon | Good Lovin' | Young Rascals | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 122 | |
| Hands-Free Man | Handyman | Del Shannon | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Manic Buss | Magic Bus | The Who | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 178 | |
| Surgical 'Mister' Suture | Magical Mistery Tour | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 155 | |
| Tax Scam | Taxman | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| Teen Weavers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 136 | |
| Boids | Boys | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 211 | |
| Buoys | Boys | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| House Offed by Rising Buns | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 158 | |
| I'm Gettin' Round | I Get Around | Beach Boys | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 115 | |
| He's a Goy | I'm a Boy | The Who | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 133 | |
| There's a Place | There's a Place | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 98 | |
| I've Got a Kink in My Tube | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 105 | |
| Blue By Ewe | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Route 666 | Route 66 | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Warmth of My Gun | Warmth of the Sun | Beach Boys | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 157 | |
| Vote-Hell California | Hotel California | Eagles | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 145 | |
| Baby, I'm Ablaze! | Maybe I'm Amazed | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 191 | |
| Bereft of Harp, My Hand Jitters So | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| PS 512 | P.S. I Love You | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Run in '8 | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Groucho | Gaucho | Steely Dan | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Davis, No Worse Blight | A Day in the Life | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| Paying at a Benefit for Mr. Wrong | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Fixing the Rolls | Fixing a Hole | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| Gets No Better | Getting Better | Beatles | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 133 | |
| Good Whoring, Good Whoring | Good Morning, Good Morning | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Lunch, Maria? | Lovely Rita | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Croupiers, This Guy Wants to Buy 'Em | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam (Reprieve? | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Dreamed He Went Home | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Till He's Six Foot Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| With a Little Help from His Friends | With a Little Help from My Friends | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| Winning Crew Without You | Within You Without You | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 94 | |
| Ruminate | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 112 | |
| All I Have to Do Is Reap | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 291 | |
| Dill Dough (The Banana Loaf Song) | Day-oh (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 212 | |
| Gauls Yes? Non! | Galveston | Glen Campbell | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 103 | |
| Midflight Transgressions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 182 | |
| Your Can's Too Fat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| The Brisket's Bad | The Bitch is Back | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 162 | |
| I Dress as Non-King | I Regret Nothing | Edith Piaf | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 136 | |
| Que Je Revête Bien | Je Ne Regrette Rien | Edith Piaf | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 146 | |
| La Vie en Hose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| La Vie en Nose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| La Vie en Pose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 409 | |
| Jenny I Must Call | Any Time At All | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| In the Larder: Velveeta | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| Dazer Phasor Taser Guns That Stun 'Em | Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer | Nat King Cole | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 135 | |
| Ramblin' Prose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 4.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| No Ballast So That Ball's Loose | The Ballad of Cat Ballou | Cat Ballou Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 233 | |
| I Cough at Doc's Tweezed Digits | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Little Think | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 113 | |
| Typing on Platen | Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| Pitiful Losers | Beautiful Loser | Bob Seger | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| How Deep Is He Dug? | How Deep Is Your Love? | Bee Gees | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 154 | |
| Seven-Point-Six Traumbone | 76 Trombones | Music Man Soundtrack | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 184 | |
| A Brownshirt Regime | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| California Unter Arnold | California Uber Alles | Dead Kennedy | 3.0 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 115 | |
| Nothin' but Luffin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| I've Got the Bends, the Chokin' Starts | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Wives Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | Bee Gees | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Stop, Please, Vin Diesel! | Pop Goes the Weasel | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| Cracked the Pipes | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 160 | |
| On eBay | On Broadway | Drifters | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 124 | |
| Chola | Lola | Kinks | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 222 | |
| Philatelical Boredom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| Pigs' Houses | Pink Houses | John Cougar Mellencamp | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 142 | |
| Cagey Dope, Cunning Tropes | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 112 | |
| Tripsy Gypsy, Screened for Wien; Seen Fellows Spok | Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Biki | Brian Hyland | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| Cooked The Books, Hired a 'Consultant,' His Wife | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Monty Python | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 124 | |
| Into the Great Wide Oprah | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| I Will Surfride | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, the Bloat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 93 | |
| Eve's Pome Seduction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 137 | |
| McClellan, Pygmy | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| Aimiright Monster Parodies | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 320 | |
| Amiright Monster Parodies (corrected version) | I Am the Monarch of the Seas | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 251 | |
| I Have Been Grapplin' with the Minotaur | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 109 | |
| He Was the Wrassler Never Pinned Before | I Am the Caption of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 107 | |
| He Is a Man with Menarche, version 2 | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Suliivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| He Is a Man with Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 109 | |
| Enthralled, But I'll Button Up | I'm Called Little Buttercup | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| The Guy's Name Is Vlad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan, HMS Pinafore | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 117 | |
| Sweet: Jurists I Prize | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosy, Still, and Nash | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| Johnny Roberts | Dr. Robert | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 122 | |
| I Cooked a Hart in Transfat Crisco | I Left My Heart in San Franciso | Tony Bennett | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 111 | |
| Meringue, Meringue, Meringue | Mercy, Mercy, Mercy | Buckinghams | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 188 | |
| See-Throughs Lift Rest Member | See You in September | The Happenings | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| My Gags Crammed with Crapulous Metaphors | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Suliivan | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 136 | |
| Peckish Sue | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 98 | |
| Sumpin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 128 | |
| Undead Eat | Dead End Street | Kinks | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Till the Start of the Day | Till the End of the Day | Kinks | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 144 | |
| Unreflected Man | Well-Respected Man | Kinks | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| Medicated Swallower of Valium | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | Kinks | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| ¿Lo? ¿La? | Lola | Kinks | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| Expunge These Tattoos | Sunny Afternoon | Kinks | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 155 | |
| Mired and Waist-Deep in Poo | Tired of Waiting for You | Kinks | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| You're Reelin' a Tree | You Really Got Me | Kinks | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 137 | |
| Bake Man | Ape Man | Kinks | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 155 | |
| Bought a New Drumset | Waterloo Sunset | Kinks | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 149 | |
| Forced My Spine | 409 | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 188 | |
| Frayed Zipper | Day Tripper | Beatles | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 110 | |
| Did You Ever Have to Make Up a Mime? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 128 | |
| Dull Cinema | Dulcinea | Man of La Mancha sountrack | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 120 | |
| Genie | Gigi | Gigi soundtrack | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 106 | |
| Tie It Looser! | I'm a Loser | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Indent Your Paragraphs | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 163 | |
| Try Just a Dram | Kind of a Drag | Buckinghams | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Little Tet Booster | Little Red Rooster | Rolling Stones | 4.7 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Man from Coppola | Man of La Mancha | Man of La Mancha sountrack | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 151 | |
| The Hill Rat | Nashville Cats | Lovin' Spoonful | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 95 | |
| Spumy | Spooky | Classics IV | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Snoring | Stormy | Classics Four | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 98 | |
| The Man Who's Got Lithium Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence | Gene Pitney | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 171 | |
| Jocks Play with Ben-Gay | Walk Away, Renee | Left Banke | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 152 | |
| I'll Keep On Sittin' On | You Keep Me Hangin' On | Supremes | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 134 | |
| Sin-Amen Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Fleecings | Feelings | Morris Albert | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 125 | |
| Felled Tree Flattened Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 3.8 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 164 | |
| ¡Ay, Felación! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 146 | |
| De Gaullein' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 107 | |
| Me Fallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 110 | |
| 99 Brothels When Storyville Falls | 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 195 | |
| Backin' You in the Pew | Cattanooga Choo-Choo | Glenn Miller | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 139 | |
| I'll Only Have Ryes with You | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 120 | |
| Thank Leaven for Dough Unfurled | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Gigi soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Ned Flanders Feels | In Flanders Fields | Lt. Colonel John McRae | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 117 | |
| Keanu | Kumbaya | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 103 | |
| Streamed Pee | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| I Can Pee Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 174 | |
| Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 137 | |
| Famished Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 104 | |
| Fatter Nation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 122 | |
| Mass 'Turbation | Fascination | Jane Morgan | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 128 | |
| Street: Home In with Onstar | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Chandler Drinkin' Gin | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| This Ole Mouse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| Hangdog Snoopy | Hang On, Sloopy | McCoys | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 230 | |
| Looks Like a Walrus | I Am the Walrus | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| Mindy Brown, You've Got a Lovely Otter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| Hungry Clone | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 111 | |
| The Top of Old Pokey | On Top of Old Smokey | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| In Lake Garda, My Fiat | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 136 | |
| Donny Shame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 124 | |
| Keep On Buglin' | Keep On Chooglin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 95 | |
| That Fife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 116 | |
| Trombones Come In Flatulently | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Sweet Melisma | Sweet Melissa | Allman Brothers | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 158 | |
| As Beers Go By | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 168 | |
| Quaff, Quaff | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 146 | |
| Mr. Tanqueray Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 144 | |
| We Gotta Get Founder and Plaice | We Gotta Get Out of This Place | The Animals | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 88 | |
| Pump | Lump | Presidents of the USA | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| My Bonnie Pries Open the Lotion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 107 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part V | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part V | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 87 | |
| Little Old Lady's Rump Passin' Beaners | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan and Dean | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 153 | |
| Lou XVI | Louie Louie | Kingsmen | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Lying | Wild Thing | The Troggs | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 151 | |
| Will You Still Glove Me Tomorrow? | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| Hairfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 115 | |
| I'm Gonna Make a Beersicle | It's Gonna Take a Miracle | Laura Nyro | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 122 | |
| Kill on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| So You Want to Be a Stockbroker Czar? | So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star? | Byrds | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 145 | |
| Branded | Brandy | Lighthouse | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 113 | |
| Mordida | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| This Road's Full of Potholes (So I Bike It) | It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It) | Rolling Stones | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 108 | |
| Mountain-Bikin' Guy | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 112 | |
| I'm Only Sweeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| There's Numberless Mites in Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 157 | |
| Mow Now | Go Now | Moody Blues | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 110 | |
| Mean Green Grass That's Grown | Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Fescue Me | Rescue Me | Fontella Bass | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Mow Down | Slow Down | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| Mower is Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 147 | |
| A Maze in Grass | Amazing Grace | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 106 | |
| Mow the Leaves, Sir! | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 103 | |
| I Fought the Lawn | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| I Should Have Mown Better | I Should Have Known Better | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 96 | |
| Stuporthesomnanbulisticexpeditionposes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 87 | |
| Stuporman | Superman | Kinks | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| Ineluctable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Undetectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| Unelectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 103 | |
| We Shall Overdub | We Shall Overcome | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 100 | |
| Runny | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| L-U-N-CH | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| Almost Like Being in Kid Gloves | Almost Like Being In Love | Nat King Cole | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass | Quiz's, Quiz's, Quiz's | Nat King Cole | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| When I Fall, I'm Shoved | When I Fall In Love | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| Flute Very Shrill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| I'm Wokkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 110 | |
| Yentas Bray | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| Yetis Play | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 103 | |
| Bottom Cheeks | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole, others | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| La Folie Mordante | Les Feuilles Mortes | Yves Montand | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| He's Mr. Fan-Dance Queen | Dear Mr. Fantasy | Traffic | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 147 | |
| Heifer-Sated Moo | Medicated Goo | Traffic | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 173 | |
| Shag My Poodle, Fancy Free | Shanghai Noodle Factory | Traffic | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 136 | |
| John's Gnarly Corns: Pussed Guy | John Barleycorn Must Die | Traffic | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| La Vie En Prose | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 138 | |
| I Am a Svelty Model; I Binge, Purge, and Mangia De | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 289 | |
| I'm Very Fond of Montel--Watch After 'Hospital, Ge | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 218 | |
| I Press Vestments in Mothballs; Pests on Cloth Cra | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 236 | |
| My Hairy, Scary Mongrel Mocks Me, Makes My Monthly | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 247 | |
| I'm Vexed Ma Bell Has Gone the Way of Hominids Nea | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 236 | |
| Lance, Lance, Lance | Dance, Dance, Dance | Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| Vittles: Puce Soup | Little Deuce Coupe | Beach Boys | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 95 | |
| Femur | Fever | Peggy Lee | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Hell's Alright | Well Alright | Buddy Holly | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 97 | |
| Tires | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 108 | |
| I'm a Lurker | I'm a Loser | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Secret, Nameless Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 101 | |
| Piglet's Smooth Hide | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 98 | |
| Frist, B. | Misty | Johnny Mathis | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 99 | |
| Goin' for the Gin | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 121 | |
| The Beerness of Brew | The Nearness of You | Ella Fitzgerald | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 103 | |
| I'm Starved for Plum Wine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 84 | |
| All Day and All of the Night | All Day and All of the Night | Kinks | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 215 | |
| Bad Food Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 167 | |
| Drawn | Dawn | Four Seasons | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 163 | |
| Dude, I Lost My Pants! | Do You Wanna Dance? | Beach Boys | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 114 | |
| Cable Guys | Edelweiss | Sound of Music sountrack | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 135 | |
| Ate My Pie | Eight Miles High | Byrds | 2.6 | 2.6 | 3.2 | 154 | |
| Henery the K. | Enery the 8th | Herman's Hermits | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| The Porcine Part Shines | Good Morning, Starshine | Hair Soundtrack | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Jitneys, Trams, and Feet | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 149 | |
| Spanky, Cranky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Pelf | Help! | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Etudes | Hey, Jude | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 108 | |
| 99 (Intro) | I Feel Fine | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| I'm Having Such Fun | I Live for the Sun | Sunrays | 2.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 146 | |
| My Socks Were on the Chair | I Saw Her Standing There | Beatles | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 119 | |
| Have They Got The Hammer? | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 99 | |
| In Her Garter's a Heater | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterly | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 127 | |
| In the Harbor, the Niña | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| I Am Garbed As Nikita | Ina Gadda da Vita | Iron Butterfly | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 114 | |
| Inclement Weather Sent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| Lettuce Feast | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 108 | |
| Lightweight Miers | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 96 | |
| Mange | Mame | Mame soundtrack | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 166 | |
| Me Fell | Michelle | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 160 | |
| Groom Quivers | Moon River | Henry Mancini | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 182 | |
| Morphed | More | 'Mondo Cane' theme | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| Snore | More | Theme from 'Mondo Cane' | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | |
| Mr. Brown Screwed Up, In Flowed the Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 100 | |
| The Craziest Thing | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 155 | |
| Edward D. Wood | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 100 | |
| Poke Sally's Fanny | Poke Salad Annie | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 1296 | |
| Flockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 3.8 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| Noses Are Bled When Punched | Roses Are Red, My Love | Bobby Vinton | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 111 | |
| Reacharound Stu | Runaround Sue | Dion and the Belmonts | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Scarf Burro Fare/Vegetal | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 94 | |
| Sherry | Sherry | Four Seasons | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 134 | |
| Poke Them in the Eyes | Smoke Gets in Your Eyes | Platters | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| The Pound of Music | Sound of Music soundtrack | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Boned Sole and Chips | Stoned Soul Picnic | Laura Nyro | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 108 | |
| Stogies' End | Stony End | Laura Nyro | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 127 | |
| Shirley Shumer? | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 127 | |
| Shooters, Shooters | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 131 | |
| Bummer Wind | Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 98 | |
| Sumpy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| It's Time to Say 'Hush' | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 102 | |
| Tuck Me | Touch Me | The Doors | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 101 | |
| Blocked Despite Bran | Walk Like a Man | Four Seasons | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| We'll Eat Again | We'll Meet Again | Dr. Strangelove soundtrack | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 168 | |
| Your Gut Offends | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 96 | |
| Babbling Cistern | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 98 | |
| Cinnamon Swirls | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 107 | |
| Pie Thrown at Zombie | Eye of the Zombie | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| I'm Gonna Steal Your Lumber | I Wanna Be Your Lover | Prince | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Dune Ants | Moon Dance | Van Morrison | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 109 | |
| Bummer Breeze | Summer Breeze | Seals and Croft | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| B. Boxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 104 | |
| The Weevils and the Damage Done | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| 99 Wretched Tunes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Doggone! Dogs Live in a Flea World | Keep on Rockin' in the Free World | Neil Young | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 111 | |
| I Write Vaporware | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 136 | |
| Ankles Seen 'Cause Skirts Gone High | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 130 | |
| Mooed Tunes | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra, others | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 123 | |
| Loathsome Faux Holies | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 171 | |
| Bungalow Gauls | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 94 | |
| Butt's On Show, Pal! | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 103 | |
| There's No Sight of the Slippery Loon | By the Light of the Silvery Moon | Traditional | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Georgie's Got No Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 108 | |
| Gimme That Goldmine 'Religion' | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 117 | |
| Dogs Mess Territory | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 2.7 | 1.0 | 1.3 | 110 | |
| Orlando's a Lightweight | Hernando's Hideaway | Ella Fitzgerald | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| I Spy a Dune | How High the Moon | Ella Fitzgerald | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 89 | |
| He Has a Very Mottled Face, and It Is Not Congenit | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 299 | |
| I'll Be Cloned For Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 102 | |
| I'm Scheming Amiright Lyrics | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Everybody | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 100 | |
| The Game's Up for the Man Who Made 'Clear' | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 87 | |
| Ginko Belle | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 112 | |
| D-O-V-E | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 112 | |
| Loves Harriet | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Mow the Leaves, Sir | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 95 | |
| Groom Rover, He Has Fleas | Moon Over Miami | Eddy Duchin | 2.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 122 | |
| Moon Show | Moonglow | Ethyl Waters | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Tune Fright Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 80 | |
| Ninety-Nine Parodies from My Head Crawl | Ninetty-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| Oh, What A Ripper! It Peels The Wood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| Papal Moon | Paper Moon | Nat King Cole | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Mine Gold | Rheingold Beer Jingle | Rheingold Beer Jingle | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 526 | |
| Noshin' Down the Lox | Rock Around the Clock | Bill Haley and the Comets | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Hake, Haddock, and Sole | Shake, Rattle, and Roll | Bill Haley and the Comets | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 117 | |
| Slice Up Harvest Food | Shine On, Harvest Moon | Traditional | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 101 | |
| One Decanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific soundtrack | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Take Me Out of the Ballgame | Take Me Out to the Ballgame | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Ten Silly Sets o' Ten | Ten Little Indians | Traditional | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 125 | |
| That's a ¿Por Qué? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| I'm Barely Clothed In This Fountain | The Bear Went Over the Mountain | Traditional | 3.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 199 | |
| That JD Is a Scamp | The Lady Is a Tramp | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 104 | |
| Mumblin' Grumble Screeds | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Traditional | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 88 | |
| Wokkin' My Baby Back Home | Walkin' My Baby Back Home | Nat King Cole | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 94 | |
| I Wish I Hadn't Got Whiplash | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 121 | |
| If You're Wiccan, You'll Go Far | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 152 | |
| Chunderful | Wonderful | Johnny Mathis | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 106 | |
| Harriet | Carrie Ann | Hollies | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 136 | |
| Wooden Teeth Would Bite | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 112 | |
| To Jazz That's Very Modal and Not Major I'm Prefer | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Harriet's Weight/The Horror: Her on First Monday! | Carry That Weight/You Never Give Me Your Money | Beatles | 3.7 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| His Dazed State Is Rife | A Day in the Life | Beatles | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 160 | |
| Scooter, Scooter | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 151 | |
| The Devil Pulls Strings of Georgie | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Who Let Lurker Out? | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| This Is the Very Motel in Which Norman Bates Erred | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 246 | |
| Alito | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 149 | |
| Parody | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 137 | |
| Seekin' Sa[r]tori | Surfin' Safari | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 94 | |
| Ain't No Plum Wine | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 148 | |
| Governor's Con Bites the Dust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 108 | |
| A Wiped Sport Coat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| Clamp Your Rhin | Clementine | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Bellow, Dairy Moo | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 126 | |
| VacÃa Las Vacas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 105 | |
| Condeleezza | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Gal Vest On | Galveston | Glen Campbell | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 103 | |
| Sapphic Lust | Magic Bus | The Who | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 182 | |
| Carol IX, Go! | Caroline, No | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| I'm Archie Bell from Hou-ston | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 84 | |
| I'm Gonna Melt Au | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 85 | |
| I've Got a Gellin' 'Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| Like Putty Felt Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 84 | |
| Michelle, Ma Belle. . .Love You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 107 | |
| My Pup Is Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 87 | |
| Pilsner Urquell's My Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 85 | |
| You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| You Got a Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 89 | |
| Your Weltanschauung's Skewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| He's Such a Mellow Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| I Put a Pelt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 76 | |
| I Run Pell-Mell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| I'll Put a Bell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 90 | |
| I'm Gonna Fell a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 85 | |
| I'm Gonna Fell a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 83 | |
| I'm on the Veldt with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 81 | |
| She Is Svelter Than You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 83 | |
| The Book of Kells Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 102 | |
| I Hooked a Smelt for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 89 | |
| I Must Expel This Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| I Nosh on Deli Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| I Put Out Delft for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 2.8 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| I'm Gonna Belch Up Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 79 | |
| I've Got Quenelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 83 | |
| My Patty Melt's Got Blue. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| Snow's Got a Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 77 | |
| They Got Some Swell Au Jus | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 85 | |
| I'm Gonna Belt a Few | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| I'm Gonna Kvell at You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 91 | |
| I'm Gonna Tell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 102 | |
| Into the Well Fell You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| Let's Put an Ell Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 77 | |
| She'll Put a Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| The Bell Will Knell for 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 97 | |
| They Tried to Squelch That Jew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 96 | |
| They're in the Dell, Those Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 100 | |
| Aimed William Tell So True | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Five Poor Cards Dealt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 89 | |
| I Proffer Gelt to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 93 | |
| I Put My Pelf from View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 81 | |
| I Saw 'Querelle; It Blew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 79 | |
| I'm Put in Cell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| I've Gotta Spell Anjou | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 94 | |
| My Foot's Propellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 83 | |
| She'll Sell Seashells to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| The 'Put a Spell' Hell's Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 85 | |
| The Putter. . .Tellin' You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| The Putz Was Sellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 83 | |
| Steady There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Gin-Tinged Yell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 103 | |
| Drunk, Santa's Soused, Crocked | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 112 | |
| Pup Isn't Housebroke | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 100 | |
| Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditiional | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 112 | |
| Goddess, Omnipresent Dressing | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| She's Growing a Custom-Made Face | I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face | Various (from 'My Fair Lady') | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 111 | |
| Ragas Surround the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 114 | |
| Raucous Get-Down Christmas Party | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Robbin' the Salvation Army | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| I Seek Hoagie Crispness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Gin-Distill Cops | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 122 | |
| Guy's Demeanin' a Right Christmas | I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas | Various | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| Pop Orators | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 88 | |
| Declaiming's What You'll Likely Hear | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 104 | |
| Rude Golf Ill-Bred Schmoes Play Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Various | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| My Dipstick Ain't Slick and Glist'nin' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Various | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 167 | |
| Zero | Zorro | Zorro TV series theme | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| I Can Get Very Maudlin Also Mawkish, Takin' Demero | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Id to Freud | Ode to Joy | Schiller/Beethoven | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 206 | |
| She's Bovine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 169 | |
| It Ain't Meat, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | Bob Dylan | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 124 | |
| Deadly Fare | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 108 | |
| Gorgonzola | My Sharona | The Knack | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 205 | |
| Afflicted Tubes, Spuds | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 94 | |
| Case Syrah, Shiraz | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 142 | |
| To Lug Somebody | To Love Somebody | Bee Gees | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Noshin' a Whole Ham | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| I Can't Expel This Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 86 | |
| I've Been Workin' on This Jail Road | I've Been Working on the Railroad | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 82 | |
| Dung or Fart? | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| All Shoot Pucks | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 123 | |
| Clone Me, I'm Lonely | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 123 | |
| Rink of Ice | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 110 | |
| I Act Very Cro Magnon, I Claim; Mate Avers: 'Neand | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 281 | |
| I've Got to Launder Dry Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| 'Cause They Want to Wash Your Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 171 | |
| Scummy Jack Graft | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 93 | |
| Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 153 | |
| I Shod the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 195 | |
| He Has Been Very Mangled; the Man's in a Major Hos | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.1 | 277 | |
| I'm Drinkin' a Rhône Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| I'm Hessian and I'm Paid, I Am, | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 109 | |
| Hearings | Feelings | Morris Albert | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Whores in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| I Did a Jello Shoot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 86 | |
| Whiplash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 115 | |
| Di Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| I 'Shopped' for Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| I Mocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 107 | |
| I Shocked the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley/Eric Clapton | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Gypsum, Sand, and Leaves | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 196 | |
| Muffin Snags While Draggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Baby--Yum!--Back [Ribs] | Baby, Come Back | Player | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 192 | |
| Basting in Oven, Game | Baby, I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 120 | |
| They've Not on Google Pulled | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| She's Gonna Melt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 89 | |
| Fish Splash | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Hunchy | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 126 | |
| Spittle Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| Vince van Gogh Spilled the Paint from a Jar | Video Killed the Radio Star | Buggles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 237 | |
| Sea Cow | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 140 | |
| Shoo, Dugong, You're Free! | You Belong to Me | Duprees | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 171 | |
| StudentsCallTheClassArtisticSexyAlicePoses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 107 | |
| SuperannuatedSlippedDiscsVexMeAndStenosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 102 | |
| SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEatSal'sProposin' | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 112 | |
| Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah, Speech-a | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 156 | |
| StuartLacksAFracturedStypticNeckBleedsAndAin'tClos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| SuturedCalfIsfragileStitchesThreadedBadlyClosedIt | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Psycho Coulter | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 105 | |
| Jailhouse Trogs | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| There is a Director Who Remade 'The Fly' | There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Calling O'Brielly | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 161 | |
| You Have Such Thin Skin, Billy Boy | Oh, Where Have You Been, Billy Boy? | Traditional | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 135 | |
| Ski School | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Teats, Wobbling Cones | Sweet Molly Malone | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 123 | |
| Mohammed | Mr. Ed theme | Mr. Ed TV show | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 155 | |
| I Started To Poke | I Started a Joke | Bee Gees | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 164 | |
| Wiped His Shirted Tail | Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Do French Me In | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 111 | |
| Brain-Dead Putz, Retarded Stooge | Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 3.1 | 2.7 | 2.9 | 97 | |
| Halfwit Dicks Shouldn't Have Guns | Happiness Is a Warm Gun | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| Liens on Me | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| Stuck with This Midlevel Crew | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| Those Romantic Souls Get Me Wet | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| Shotgun | Shotgun | Junior Walker and the All Stars | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 123 | |
| I Put a Shell in You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 93 | |
| Johnny's Playful | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| Cheney Carrying a Gun | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 128 | |
| My Fallow Fields Yield | I Fall to Pieces | Patsy Cline | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Take a Wok and Cook Wild Rice | Take a Walk on the Wild Side | Lou Reed | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 168 | |
| White Light-'White Heat' | White Light-White Heat | Velvet Underground | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| Hit Him with a Chest Shot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Mr. Pope Man | Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 144 | |
| Gunnin' Harry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 95 | |
| Pope's Dressed to Kill | Don't Mess with Bill | Marvelettes | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Sir! Nix Bird!!! | Surfin' Bird | Trashmen | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 138 | |
| Can't Find the Way Nome | Can't Find My Way Home | Blind Faith | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 125 | |
| Dude, Watch Your Bike! | Do What You Like | Blind Faith | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 123 | |
| Life of Crime Don't Pay | Had to Cry Today | Blind Faith | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Present from the Board | Presence of the Lord | Blind Faith | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Sea of Buoys | Sea of Joy | Blind Faith | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Smells Alright | Well Alright | Blind Faith | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| Game's Bastin' (Won't Have to Wait Long) | Hey, Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | Buckinghams | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 120 | |
| ¿Cuanta la Cuenta? | Guantanamera | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 115 | |
| Little Old Lady, Impassioned Keener | Little Old Lady from Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 171 | |
| Don't Cryo- Me, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita soundtrack | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| La Vie En Doze | La Vie En Rose | Edith Piaf | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.7 | 121 | |
| Welcome, Dubai! | Hello Goodbye | Beatles | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 118 | |
| Low Crime to Steal, Angelina | Don't Cry for Me, Argentina | Evita Soundtrack | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 104 | |
| They Put a Skell Into. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 88 | |
| Stomach Flu | Love Me Do | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| Come as You 'Arrrr!' | Come as You Are | Nirvana | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| I'm Gonna Welsh on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.8 | 96 | |
| Seep of Love | Sea of Love | Honeydrippers | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Tranqs for My Nemeses | Thanks for the Memory | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 110 | |
| Tanks for the Mammaries | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 245 | |
| Clones of You | Close to You | Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 116 | |
| I Split a Cell in Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 89 | |
| Poof, the Manic Drag Queen | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 117 | |
| Your Mama's Your Dad | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins and Messina | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Brokebackhomo | Oklahoma | Olahoma soundtrack | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 146 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VI | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 101 | |
| Toss the Dice and I Lose | Walk a Mile in My Shoes | Joe South | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Kenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Crust Rimes on the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Part VII | Samuel Taylor Coleridge | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 106 | |
| Vast Wasteland I. From Berle It's a Single Thread | The Waste Land I. The Burial of the Dead | T.S. Eliot | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| Vast Wasteland II. The Game-Show Mess | The Waste Land II. A Game of Chess | T.S. Eliot | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 111 | |
| Vast Wasteland III. The Ire Sermon | The Waste Land III. The Fire Sermon | T.S. Eliot | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| Vast Wasteland IV. Death by Watching | The Waste Land IV. Death by Water | T.S. Eliot | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Vast Wasteland V. Watcher Dunderhead | The Waste Land V. What the Thunder Said | T.S. Eliot | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 130 | |
| Grow-Hair Man | Nowhere Man | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 102 | |
| Summing Good | Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| One Toe Opened Your Hind | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer & Shipley | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 110 | |
| StuporedCatalepticIsThisNestOfDozingBozos | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 99 | |
| The Veep's Slow Pawn | The Beat Goes On | Sonny and Cher | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| You Be, John, Tune-Free | You Belong to Me | Duprees | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 163 | |
| Dry Putz McLellan Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 91 | |
| Undone Bridge and Falling Crown | London Bridge Is Falling Down | Mother Goose Rhyme | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 125 | |
| Cold McDonalds Food Ain't Warm | Old McDonald Had a Farm | Nursery Rhyme | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 175 | |
| A Souse, So Jack Swilt | The House That Jack Built | Mother Goose Rhyme | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| Yakkin' Iraq | Yakety Yak | Coasters | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 188 | |
| Our Mouse | Our Mouse | Crosby, Stills, & Nash | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Forty Days on the Ark | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Fey-Cat Funk | Stray Cut Strut | Stray Cats | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 272 | |
| How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 138 | |
| L-U-RK | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 99 | |
| Mauled Fingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 91 | |
| '. . .A Spell on You.' | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 108 | |
| I've Got a Whelp That Poos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.9 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 86 | |
| It's on Meat Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 113 | |
| It's on Sweet Fare I'll Live | On the Street Where You Live | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 108 | |
| With a Little Nip and Tuck | With a Little Bit o' Luck | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 221 | |
| The Things We Don for Love | The Things We Do for Love | 10 CC | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| Droll Zingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 95 | |
| A Plan for Amiright? | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| Logorrhea | Mama Mia | Abba | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 315 | |
| Burgeons the Sea | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| I Fought the Claw | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 104 | |
| Shanghai Your Men | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 102 | |
| Silica-OleaginousSexOnBeachSoGrossIs | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Troubled Bridge Over Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 133 | |
| We Sever | Sea Fever | John Masefield | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Sumpin', Tide's Up | Sunny Side Up | Earl Burnett | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 86 | |
| When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 115 | |
| Sellin' Her Kidney | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 136 | |
| I Could Have Pantsed All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair Lady soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 153 | |
| Hello Faddah und Muddah | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| My Weight | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| Increase Me | Release Me | Engelbert Humperdinck | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| This Butte Is Made for Walkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Tills Robbed by You | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Jesters Play | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Western Play | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 109 | |
| Lip and Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 93 | |
| Plopped on the Easel | Pop Goes the Weasel | Nursery Rhyme | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| Rummy | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Esters May | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Help Me Curl | Help Me, Girl | Animals | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| Dad's Mowin' Lawn | What's Goin On? | Marvin Gaye | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Mold My Bite | Hold Me Tight | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 113 | |
| Woody Buddy | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| Croesus Not Set Alight | Jesus Is Just Alright | Doobie Brothers | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| Gaff Bream | Half Breed | Cher | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 163 | |
| Forty Days | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| Ship's Log: The Pequod's Keeling | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | Righteous Brothers | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 105 | |
| Rock-Head Dolt | Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Rip-Tiding Away | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 114 | |
| Sea Squallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| Four Cases Has High. . . . | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| Cock Your Glock and Shoot | Cock-a-doodle-doo | Mother Goose rhyme | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| Dribbled Show-Peep | Little Bo Peep | Mother Goose rhyme | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Jill's Black and Blue | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 96 | |
| MILF, I Want You | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 218 | |
| Pills Make You Snooze | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 90 | |
| Twill Is My Suit | Till There Was You | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 99 | |
| Orwell | Michelle | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 165 | |
| Let It Bleed | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Let It Be | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| I've Got a Belle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | No Votes | 86 | |||
| Tony Snow | Let It Snow | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| You're Butane-Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Massachusetts | Massachusetts | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Enron-Con Cons | Da Do Ron Ron | Crystals | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 157 | |
| Mr. Brown, You've Wrought a Momly Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| The Westminster Cat Show | Winchester Cathedral | New Vaudeville Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tomy Petty | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 134 | |
| Two Spaces Take I | Two Faces Have I | Lou Christie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Recallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| I'm Miss-Behavin' | Ain't Misbehavin' | Fats Waller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Amazon Belle Are You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Mother Goose Medley I | Mother Good Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Mother Goose Medley II | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Mother Goose Medley III | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Mother Goose Medley IV | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Mother Goose Medley VI | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Mother Goose Medley V | Mother Goose Rhymes | Mother Goose | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Gazelle | Michelle | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| I Love Gazelle and Gnu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 99 | |
| Gonna Sue | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| What A Zoo! | At the Zoo | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Bo Peepian Ram Knows Sheep | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 176 | |
| La Brama | La Bamba | Los Lobos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Montel | Michelle | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Baby, I'm A-Taunt You | Baby, I'm A-Want You | Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Some Phago-bit Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Beet-Rich, Bog-Cured, and Bean-Hill Dirt | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 96 | |
| I'm Gonna Trellis You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Gagging Farts | Maggie's Farm | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| A Pungent Smell Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| An Unguent Gel Exudes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Wichita Wine Man | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Grape Man | Apeman | Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| 50 Tbytes' Flicks Robbed (Stealin' Movies) | Fifty Ninth Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Tasty Vittles Thing Called Lunch | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| The Right Propeller Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| I Feel Compelled to Spew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| My Gut Looms Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| I Will Embellish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Spittle Whirls | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| I Am Repelled by Goos | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Allez-Vous? | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Tumblin' to Tumbrels Feed | Tumblin' Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| You'll Rend Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 100 | |
| I'm Doing Well, And You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Shared with Gnome, Comfy Home | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Tainted Host, Corpus Rose | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Heat Wave | Heat Wave | Irving Berlin | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 295 | |
| Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| I'm Only Streeping | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| I Put Through Felt the Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| That Putz Named Mel Got Stewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Only Jews | Only You | Platters | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 136 | |
| Impala | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Sham Bolla | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| To Win Appellate, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| You'll Haul, Rover, Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Rocks Off | Rocks Off | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| That Put-on Mel Loves Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 170 | |
| Missed, Shot Four Ewe | If Not for Ewe | Bob Dylan | No Votes | 106 | |||
| If Not for Ewe | If Not for You | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I Popped an Elk and Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 83 | |
| That Drunken Mel Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 103 | |
| I Put Some Whelk in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 97 | |
| I'll Get Some Help for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| BP | I'm Free | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Hey, Lawrence Welk Was Cool | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| I Suds Up Selsun Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| That Pesky Zelig Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Carburet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| You Play a Cello Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Danton's Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| I'll Put Some Hell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screaming Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| I'm Put in Hell with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Schemed a Little Scheme Did We | Dream a Little Dream of Me | Mama Cass | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| I Plug My Dell Into. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| My Laptop Dell Now Spews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| I Put My Wealth Onto. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Treat the Dice | Treat Me Nice | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| I Pause from 12 to 2 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| I Purged the Shellfish Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| I Top with Relish Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Too Much Munchin': Bigness | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Ta Bouche Est Folle | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 101 | |
| He'd Put Borscht Belt on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| I'm On a Smelter Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Jabber Gothy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Jagged Moppy | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Don | Dawn | Four Seasons | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 173 | |
| From Just a Cell Each Grew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| The Casus Belli* Spewed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| A Pert Glabellar View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| See Two | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| I Must Dispel the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| She's Got Like-Melon Beauts | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 86 | |
| Don't Roll Those Close to Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| She'd Rather Beat Wimp Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| It's Black, the Welt, and Blue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Spell's No More | Elenore | Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Blown Main | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Champagne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Chilblains | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Copay | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Sham Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Toe Pain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| My Put-on 'Spell's Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Cockaigne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Roe Gain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Stay Stewed | Hey Jude | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Drunken Tipple Freak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Blue Elvis | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Don't Feed Gruel | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Tongue the Tube | Love Me Do | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| My Eats Gorged | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Lunch Meat's Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Naval 'Wives' | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Pump, Spout; Sperm Are Found (Stick This Whale and | Jump Down, Turn Around (Pick a Bale of Cotton) | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Ooh, Spanish Fly | Blue Spanish Eyes | Al Martino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Sunk Where Foundered the Spain Boats | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Phlebotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| He's Leeching Holmes | She's Leaving Home | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Apostrophe | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Lobotomy | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Phrenology | Don't Bother Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Doppelgaenger | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Katherine Harris | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| I'm So Mired | I'm So Tired | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Mother, My Dear | Martha, My Dear | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| My Gutted Cars on Blocks Seep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 100 | |
| Why Don't We Smoothly Pave This Road? | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call It Taboo | I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 125 | |
| All This Throng with 'Watchtower' | All Along the Watchtower | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Jeez, Mr. Pope Man | Please, Mr. Postman | Marvelettes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Sub Cro>Sapien Dome-Thick Blues | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Witch in Tapped-Line Scam | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Denny's Like Law ('Cause He Kept Mum) | I Fought the Law (and the Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| You've Got a 'Friend' | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Hank'rin' for Head, Mark Foley | Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dooley | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Loves His Harem | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 95 | |
| I'll Never Try Another Ut* | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Le Foley | La Folie | Stranglers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Pile/'Phile | Smile | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Ghoul | Girl | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Atom Smash | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' PIckett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| The Night Time Is the Bite Time | The Night Time Is the Right Time | Ray Charles/CCR | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Denny's Gotta Get | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| Men o' Paws Come Out When Sun's Down | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| Silver Shells | Silver Bells | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 112 | |
| Bite Me Drier! | Light My Fire | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Metonymy | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 636 | |
| Lingo's Latin, Less a Few | Little Latin Lupe Lu | MItch Ryder/Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Pun Away | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| Brains | Chains | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Fifty Way to Cleave Your Lover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| I'm a Beekeeper | I'm a Believer | Monkees | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 111 | |
| Eleventh's Ape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| A Modest Monk Named Mendel Modeled Theories Geneti | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 810 | |
| The Bends | The End | Door | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Pay | Stay | Four Seasons | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 174 | |
| The Course Is/Ain't Same | A Horse with No Name | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Tony, Baloney | Boney Maroney | Little Richard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Vet It, Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Ow! A Spurred Splinter of Toothpick Wood | Over The River And Trough The Woods | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Chokin' His Mistress Was Don Sherwood | Over the River and Through the Woods | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| When a Moose Sics Rover | When the Music's Over | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Vole Army | Volare | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Guano: Mierda | Guantanamera | Pete Seeger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Vita* Is Bogus | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| The Dickhead Dick Is Dead | The Wicked Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| I'm Crowned | I'm Down | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Baubles, Girls | Bobby's Girl | Marcie Blane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| River's Being Stained | Rhythm of the Rain | Cascades | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 139 | |
| We're Off to See Physician | We're Off to See the Wizard | Wizard of Oz soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Trystin' Drought | Twist and Shout | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Gloria | Gloria | Shadows of Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| K-Fed, Off Brit's Tit You Fed | Ain't That a Kick in the Head? | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Soubriquet | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| 'If' I Killed | If I Fell | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Bake the Pup Till It's Tender, Friends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Puttin' On Some Frizz | Puttin' On the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| See Makes Turkish Pout | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| I Have a Mangy Monkey Who Hocks Up Then Makes For | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Defenestration | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| My Conflagration | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Clothes Change | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Romaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Santa's Claws Are Running Up Gowns | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 131 | |
| Pay | Stay | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Haughty Froggy Dismiss | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Hooters Googly Tit Lust | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 420 | |
| Hoppy, Frothy Blitzed Fest | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| Giblet Smell: Rot! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Gin Is Swell, Tops! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Ginkgo, Well Crop! | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Kinko's-Belle Cop | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Knocked-Up Dyke | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando and Dawn | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 163 | |
| He's Whipping Up Scary 'Brisket' | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Miss 'Trix Is a Scary Mistress | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| These Wiccans Ain't Sharin' Christmas | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| This Lot's Effluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| This Lot's Usurial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| This Rock's Alluvial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Silver Welds | Silver Bells | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Ate All Mice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 148 | |
| Edsel Time | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I'll Be Boned for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Rigid-Spouse Chub | MMC Theme Song | MIckey Mouse Club | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Stool Walker | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Soggy Doggy Doo | Foggy Foggy Dew | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| I Saw 'Mummy's Kiss' and Shat My Drawers | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Rude Dog Deposed Pet Banes Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Give Him Some Druggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| 'Rhapsody's in My Brain | Rhapsody in the Rain | Lou Christie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Droppin', He's Down, Like Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Bo Peep's Satyr | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| It's Beginning to Look Like Slot in Brit's Nest | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Too Much Junk at Christmas | Too Much Monkey Business | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| White Nit Mass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Pennsylvania Yokel | Pennsylvania Polka | Andrews Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 174 | |
| Shocking Kits In Winter With My Hand | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Drag Queen Divine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James and the Shondells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Frilly Sarongs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Argyles I Hose-Hoist Up High | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| The Vistas Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Twelve Dates to Dip It | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Harpo's Hair All Tangled Wig | Hark, the Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Mr. Saddam | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 164 | |
| I Fashion Schlock | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Sabbatical | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Give Surge a Chance | Give Peace a Chance | John Lennon | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 107 | |
| I Didn't Tell the Truth | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 84 | |
| Henway, a Jape | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| I Put Some Kelp in Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Cry'ing | Crying | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Incendiary Gent | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Pagan Quacks | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Baleen'd Bays, But Bittern'd | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Hake, Sea Snails, and Pilchard | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I Am a Rack | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| I Haf Come Back | I Am a Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Fired | Fire | Crazy World of Arthur Brown | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Dup It Again | Do It Again | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Dup It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| I'm Lupine Each New Night | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Tokens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Blowpipe | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Lung Sound | Shut Down | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| The Wan-Dermer | The Wanderer | Dion & the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Sun-Drowned | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| I'm Flecked with the Red Bumps, Imperiled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 104 | |
| Rocket Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 344 | |
| Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| A Very Gogh'd Ear | A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| 'Garden' Party | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Stained Shirt Once Was White | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| For Pumps of My Wife | For Once in My Life | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Chapeau, Shoes, and Muumuu | Chattanooga Choo-Choo | Glen Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Escher, Kinda Mazelike | Yessir, That's My Baby | Gus Kahn, Walter Donaldson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Monet | Money | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Manglin' Fife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Palette Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| All He'd Want to Do Is Scream | All I Have to Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 185 | |
| Jackson | Jackson | Johnny & June Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Orca Pods Brine-Dine | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Orchids On My Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| For Whistler, White Don't Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Blue Moon | Blue Room | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Michelangelo Implored | MIchael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Hip Lichtenstein | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Andy | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Waxed-Down Ladies | Camptown Races | Stephen Foster | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| I'm Gonna Bellow Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Picasso | Fernando | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Lookin' At My Braque, Georges | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| El Juan-Durar | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| The Conjurer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| The Conqueror | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| The Wan Duerer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| I've Wrecked a Belmonts Tune | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Gauguin Had to Gogh Go | Goin' to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Goya--Garbanzos, ¡No! | Going to A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| It Was a Yellow Huis | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Battin'-Brawn Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Almost Like Being N. Ludd | Almost Like Being in Love | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Gnomes Are So Strange | Home on the Range | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Age of Egregiousness | Age of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Harpies' New Nethers | Happy Together | Turtles | 5.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 162 | |
| Geraldo | Fernando | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Burper Churl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Surger Girl | Surfer Girl | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Sturgeon | Surfin' | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Cheney's Sacrificial Lamb | Mary Had a Little Lamb | Nursery Rhyme | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 152 | |
| 'Need More Cowbell,' says Bruce | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 558 | |
| Moos Have Trumped Rover | Move It on Over | Hank Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Back on the High Wire | Back in the High Ligh | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Valkyries | Valerie | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 395 | |
| How Can I Be Pure? | How Can I Be Sure? | Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| La Vie en Rove | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 133 | |
| Dancing Lion | Dandelion | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| What Food? Pussycat! | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Catnip Paradise | Gansta's Paradise | Coolio | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 191 | |
| The Housecat's 'Felis'; Two. . . | I Put a Spel on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 104 | |
| Dominatrix | Dominque | Singing Nun | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| Ogling Raquel's On View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Jug Wine Gets You Drunk | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Sublime Was Your Lunch | Sunshine of Your Love | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Bake It, Tack | Take It Back | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Tail on Brayed Asinus | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Churl Wokker | Girl Watcher | O'Kaysions | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Canker Sore. . .Forced to Lite-Dine | Thank the Lord for the Nighttime | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| We Champ Champignons | We Are the Champions | Queen | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 186 | |
| A World Without Lunch | A World Without Love | Peter and Gordon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Gimpy From Luggin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Lipids Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| This Patty Melt Is Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Hell Is Others | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | 4.4 | 4.9 | 4.6 | 104 | |
| We've Been Worryin' 'bout Railroads | I've Been Workin' on the Railroad | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Submissive Mice | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Spit on Me; Slobber Me Too | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Shmooze Copulator | Smooth Operator | Sade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Loathsome Town | Lonesome Town | Ricky Nelson | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 96 | |
| Fibbin' and Fobbin' Off Foo | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Cinderella Soundtrack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| White Is Black | Black Is Black | Los Bravos | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 139 | |
| He Put Out, 'Hello, ' Lou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Don't Have a Spelling Clue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Ipso Facto, Prima Facie, Vellum, No-Ad-Hoc, De Jur | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Bringing in the Sheaves | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 151 | |
| Reeling In the Years | Bringing in the Sheaves | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| I Am Quite Crapulent and Pinch a Snort | I Am the Captain of the Pinafore | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 404 | |
| He Is the Scary Model of the Worst Attorney Genera | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 513 | |
| Pinned All Wrestlers | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Goin' Mobile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| I Have Beheld the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Preview of Hell: 'The View' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Pimples, Zits | Simple Gifts | Shaker Hymn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Polygamy. . .Oodles | Polly Wolly Doodle | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| They're Hot Ungulates, Bulls | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 112 | |
| Got a Dingo as Playmate | What a Difference a Day Made | Dinah Washington | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Hooked One; I'm Reeling | Hooked on a Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| In a Garment de PETA | In-a-Gadda-da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Leave. Detox! | We Can Talk | The Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| I Can't Expel This Poo | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| I'll Love Paris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| Ogled Puss's Pardon | Octopus's Garden | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| Ember-Kissed Piles | Twenty-Six Miles | Four Preps | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Boring Was 'Spider' | Boris the Spider | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Aid Me! | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Aim Me | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Ain't Meat | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Someone's Gonna Gimp | Something's Gotta Give | Johnny Mercer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| I Had a Spell and Swooned | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Spielin' for Three Years | Reelin' in the Years | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Ketch Off Ketchikan | Catch Us If You Can | Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Tlingit a Ride | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Wild Fish | Wild Thing | Troggs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| A Smarmy Flunkey | The Smartest Monkeys | XTC | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 158 | |
| When Johnny Was Almost Comatose | When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Monica | Donna | Richie Valens | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 145 | |
| La Verge Dans Rose | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Tape It, Dude, to Fix It | Take It to the Limit | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| To Kalispell You Flew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Fulsome Pimpin' Crew | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| If I Fell | If I Fell | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Four's 'If I Fell' Fortune. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | No Votes | 105 | |||
| So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 92 | |
| Fall Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 133 | |
| I Bought the Sheriff | I Shot the Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| The Bitch Is Back | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Isthmus Canal | Instant Karma | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Harbinger | Hard Day's Night | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Isthmus Karma | Instant Karma | John Lennon | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| I'll Fortune-Tell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Hours Do I Scrawl | Flowers on the Wall | Statler Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| That Sub with Yellow Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Desiccation Row | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Every Codfish Must Get Boned | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Papage-no-no | Papa-oom-mow-mow | Beach Boys, Rivingtons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| MOMA | Lola | Kinks | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| I Married This Guy?!! | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 155 | |
| Bingeing on Bubbly Water | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings | The Rain, the Park, and Other Things | Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Lunch Stinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Tipsy, Tanked, Three Sheets | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | Cher | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Dram | Dream | Everly Brothers | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 152 | |
| Change | Chains | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Sanguine Action | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Fangs-Sunk Crew | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| I'm Looking At You | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 126 | |
| I'll Be Walking Soon | Every Breath You Take | The Police | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Boris the Spiker | Boris the Spider | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Boris the Spiker (version 2) | Boris the Spider | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Dame Ripper | Day Tripper | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Priests Who Rape Beaus | She's a Rainbow | Rolling Stones | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 161 | |
| Roger Doesn't Mind | Georgia on My Mind | Ray Charles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Toupeed Girl | Stupid Girl | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Wig It | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Bromides | Rawhide | Frankie Lane | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 168 | |
| Leper Skin: Ill Pox, That | Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 173 | |
| Stuck Inside a Mobile with a FEMA Crew as Friends | Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Agai | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Juggled Loves | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 183 | |
| The Joker | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 523 | |
| Hear Cut--Then Runs | Here Comes the Sun | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 269 | |
| Broth and Soba | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 251 | |
| Launched a Soaker | Scotch and Soda | Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Sulfurous Stink | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 200 | |
| Hind Fire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| I Think a Smell 'Spell''s Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| The Waste-Waft Wind | The Wayward Wind | Gogi Grant, Paty Cline | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Lohan | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| He Was a Shelley Goon | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| I Put a Spill on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| She'd Rather Beam With Me | She'd Rather Be with Me | Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| Lohan | Lola | Kinks | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| I'll Serve Moselle to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Limericks | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Crankin' More Out of Five Lines | Thank the Lord for the Night Time | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Jung at Heart | Young at Heart | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Your Cant's Too Pat | You Can't Do That | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Don't Shoot, Pushy Cat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Taw a Puddytat | What's New, Pussycat? | Tom Jones | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 172 | |
| Fido's Delving for Fleadom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 148 | |
| El Perro | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Chancres Are | Chances Are | Johnny Mathis | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 198 | |
| Burst the Teats, Unbound | Turn the Beat Around | Gloria Estefan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Muffin Vittles Helper | Mother's Little Helper | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Wokkin' a Heavy Boar | Kockin' on Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| How Many Doggies Did Sicko Vick Blow. . . ? | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Each Pooch That Fell, He Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I Will Swallow Him | I Will Follow Him | Little Peggy March | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 285 | |
| Aches Make Me Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Ain't Deigned to Speak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 132 | |
| Ale Made from Wheat | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Ape's Dazed and Weak | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Eight Dainty Treats | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Eight Dames Are Greek | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Eight Dames a Week | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Eight: Play for Keeps | Eight Days a Week | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Love and Larry | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 184 | |
| Vaya, Con-Dweeb-Oaf | Vaya Con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 162 | |
| Fellows Larry Woos | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| The Ugly Elf Withdrew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Abramoff, Mark F., and Tom | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Mama Mia | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 430 | |
| Cara Mia | Mama Mia | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 545 | |
| Margarita | Mama Mia | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 327 | |
| A Tree I'll Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Forest Tree Fell, a Yew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Another Pit Bull Has Mauled, Part 2……………… | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 370 | |
| Used War | Used Cars | 'Used Cars' Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Unchained Melons Free | Unchained Melody | Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Brassiere | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Bellow, Belle Bo' | Hello, Hello | Sopwith Camel | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Funds, Funds, Funds | Fun, Fun, Fun | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 190 | |
| Who'll Grab the Reins? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Lacks the Knife | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| My Hands Are Never Hobbled and I Gobble Grub Gobs | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| Caught in Creel | Cotton Fields | Traditional/CCR | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| No, I'll Use Snell on You (Part 2) | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Pithy Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Che Guevara | La Bamba | Richie Valens | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 322 | |
| Pox Man | Roxanne | Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Rocks Man | Roxanne | Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| He's Such a Jealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| He's Such a Zealous Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Last Two o' Mel Sure Blew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| We Must Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| D-I-A-L-E-C-T | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Mary-Anne with the Fakey Hand | Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hands | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| When She Is Moppin' Menarche | I Am the Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 430 | |
| Choked in the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| I'll Give Chanel to You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Basket Waste | Basket Case | Green Day | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Miner, That's Me | Minority | Green Day | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Gentiles Don't Get Mined | Gentle on My Mind | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Horde Me, Grill Me, Kick Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Mohel Me, Frill-Free, Brissed Me | Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me | Mel Carter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| As Knife Goes 'Bye!' | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Hay Fare or Silage? | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| I've Gotta Tell My Ewe | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Blow Now | Go No | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Bats Have a Belfry View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| So, Whom Did Bela Chew? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| They're Out to Relish You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| The Kiss-Necks Throng | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Mike Waffles on Waterboard | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 171 | |
| Corrida, Corrida | Corrina, Corrina | Big Joe Turner, Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| Who' Yahoo? | Who Are You? | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| I Puked Some Spoils on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| I've Chanterelle for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| So You Think Jello's Food? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| So, Béchamel or Roux? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| This Portobello's Huge! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Entropy | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| I Pump Down Belgian Brew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| I'll Put on Brel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Je Me Rappele Mon But | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Please Stop, We're Tellin' You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| They Call Her Belle de Jour | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Rudy's Pal's a Guy Who's Indicted | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 180 | |
| I Will Rappel That Butte | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| That Safe Once Held the Loot | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| We Got a Spill That's Huge | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Dental in Dese Pies | Devil in Disguise | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Center Hole | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| For Whom Tolls Bell? Thee. . .You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| I'll Put an Ell Onto. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| That Pooch Looks Swell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| That Pooch Looks Swelled on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| There's a Barbell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Those A Cappella Tunes | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| My Bounty Lies Over the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 553 | |
| Ms. Rogers Curs | Mr. Rogers Theme | Mr. Rogers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 579 | |
| Chunder on Boardwalk | Under the Boardwalk | Drifters | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 224 | |
| Awesome Heaves | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| He Watched the Belle Then Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| I Am Repelled by You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 146 | |
| I Ripped the Felt with Cue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| I'm Gonna Elbow You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 162 | |
| I'm on the El with You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 163 | |
| Stillborn Ones | Still the One | Orleans | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| Enema'd Rump | Eminence Front | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Snake It Up on Fudgement Day | Wake Me Up on Judgment Day | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| I Got a Swell Tofu. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I Put a Belt o' Booze. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Look Out! Old Yeller's Loose!! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Sunday I Knelt in Pew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| What'd Scott McClellan Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| I'm Henna-Hued with Paint, I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Nuns Are Mad and Naggin' | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| I Put an 'L' on 'OO' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| I Put an 'L' on 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Je Mets un 'L' sur 'ou' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| She Jezebel'd the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 149 | |
| So, If I Fell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| You're Seen On Myspace | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| He's Got an Elf for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 185 | |
| I've Gotta House Mop | Up on the Housetop | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 213 | |
| The 'Jingle Bells' Are Due | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 495 | |
| Blew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| Another Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 160 | |
| Hillary, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| John Edwards, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Kucinich, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 217 | |
| Obama, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Fred Thompson, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Huckabee, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| John McCain, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Mitt Romney, Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Rudy G., Fellow Who. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| The Other Fellows. Who. . . ? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Rue Morgue: There's Dead Folks Slain Here | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 207 | |
| This Guy Were a Carpenter | If I Were a Carpenter | Tim Hardin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Got a Hoe for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| I Keep Ho's for Blissness | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| I See Gnomes at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| I See Horned at Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 155 | |
| Aitches We Have Spurned in 'igh | Angels We Have Heard on High | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| I Put Ze Smell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| She Pumps Up Swellin' Two | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| The Word to Spell Is 'Through' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| There's Naught That Mel'd Not Do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Perino | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Donner Fame | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Monkey Swain | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| I Put a Spiel on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| I'll Put a Sprawl on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| My Spate o' Spells Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| What Does the Teller Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Battin'-Long Stickers | Babylon Sisters | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Elves Needs Santa | Help Me, Rhonda | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Dancin' With My Elf | Dancin' With Myself | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Bet It All | Deck the Halls | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| Sot Camelot Lot, Not Blot Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Santa's Shot and Slumped in a Mound | Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Grassley's Cause Is Causin' 'em Frowns | Santa Clause Is Comin' to Town | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 164 | |
| I'm Beginning to Cook; There's Lots of Crispness | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Taco Bell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 3.2 | 4.2 | 3.7 | 477 | |
| Saimin Bites | Silent Night | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Gym-Fellow Jocks | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Grizzled Old Nick | Little Saint Nick | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Wobblin' While I'm Whizzin' Where It's Banned | Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Mitt's Flip-Floppy | Mickey's Monkey | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 217 | |
| There's a Guy Named Huck | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 176 | |
| Komm, Gib Mir Arbeit-Hand | Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Merde: Ze Mot | Mairzy Doats | Merry Macs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Don't Eat at the Subway | Don't Sleep in the Subway | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Enchilada de VÃsc'ras | Ina Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue | Baby, I'm a-Want You | Bread | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 236 | |
| Superpalliativeseclipsethisvexedmeallisroses | Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Boogers, Boogers | Sugar, Sugar | Archies | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 212 | |
| It's Snot for Me to Spray | It's Not for Me to Say | Johnny Mathis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| Darling Eats Pome--Doom! | Darling, Be Home Soon | Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Tine Man | Tin Man | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Cowabunga! | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 166 | |
| Cattle Him of the She Cud Lick | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Bossie's My Moo Foe | Besame Mucho | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| I Hear Some Moos for Lunch | I'm in the Mood for Love | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Con Man Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle | Dr. Doolittle soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Boehner Is 'Boner' | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 372 | |
| There's a Swine Named Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Rage for a Page | Rage in the Cage | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Comfortable with My Cloned Sir | Come a Little Bit Closer | Jay and the Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| This Mammon Moment | This Magic Moment | Jay and the Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| They're Not Jokesome at Night | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Soused on Sidecars | Sounds of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Pee-Ample Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 264 | |
| Shakin' Pee Free | Take It Easy | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 404 | |
| Dangling in the Dark | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| You've Got Your Truffaut | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| You've Got Your Truffles | You've Got Your Troubles | Fortunes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Hors: Lots of Food | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Sole Stitchin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| The Mend | The End | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Automata Song ('Whip It' Stars) | Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Crack Whore, Ma'am | Back Door Man | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Brains Brought to Dr. Frankenstein | Break on Through (to the Other Side) | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Men Dressed in White | End of the Night | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| I Looked At Ewe | I Looked At You | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| I Looked at Ewe | I Looked at You | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Lime My Mire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 477 | |
| Sole Fishin' | Soul Kitchen | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Taste a Glass of Rum | Take It As It Comes | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| The Grip Will Slip | The Crystal Ship | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| The Blend | The End | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Scent of Clean Dentures Beats Lox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Horse Platitudes | Horse Latitudes | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| I Can't Seem to Pace One More Rhyme | I Can't See Your Face in My Mind | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Lunch Meat Two Times | Love Me Two Times | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Moon's Bright, Live | Moonlight Drive | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Dry Ice Will Freeze You | My Eyes Have Seen You | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Peephole's in Range | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Range Ways | Strange Days | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Bun-Lapping Churl | Unhappy Girl | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Dead, He's Moot, Sick Rover! | When the Music's Over | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Dude, Dogs on the Grill | You're Lost, Little Girl | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Cue It | Cupid | Same Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Putrid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Pedagogy Fun Play | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Awl Away | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Beeping for Some Cell-Phone Twit | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Turban Has Got Fleas | Turning Japanese | Vapors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Turbinado, Please | Turning Japanese | Vapors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Ohms Man | Old Man | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Sunken Man | Southern Man | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Heated Nome, Alaska | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| 'Der Spiegel' and Germanic Fun | The Needle and the Damage Done | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Punderful Churl | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Prepped, Primed, Prone, Proud in Parodies to Ponde | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 301 | |
| Anaphora | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 532 | |
| Torquemada | Cara Mia | Jay and the Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Monks' Theme | Monkees Theme | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | No Votes | 179 | |||
| Death-of-Rally Glum Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Oooh, Tork, Cute Tork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Already Gaunt | Already Gone | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| . . .Motel, Gals He'll Score Ya | Hotel California | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| Cheatful, Sleazy Dealing | Peaceful, Easy Feeling | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Dana | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Tony | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Super Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 222 | |
| Love to Chew Luncheon Meat | Loving You Loving Me | Chris Cagle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Lunch-Meat Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Last Train to Charmsville | Last Train to Clarksville | Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Nix-This-Slouch-Putz Theme Song | MMC Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| This Drone Is Creepy | I'm Only Sleeping | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Gone Be the Zombie | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Mitt's Through | Miss You | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Hockey-Talk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Pithy Ocarina | Pretty Ballerina | Left Banke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Maple Leans | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Shuckin' Mag. Opus | Sugar Magnolia | Grateful Dead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Shucker Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Shuckin' Time 2 | Sugartime | McGuire Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Shuckin' Time | Summertime | George Gershwin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Bouillabaisse | Baby Love | Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| In Cioppino | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Chowdah Full o' Sand | Cowgirl in the Sand | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Rocky Ragout | Rocky Raccoon | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Paella | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| 'Soft' Parquet | Soft Parade | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Muss Me | Touch Me | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Touché | Touch Me | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Dutch-Grown Polder | Unknown Soldier | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Put a Little Oomph! in Your Farts | Put a Little Love in Your Heart | Jackie DeShannon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| In a Gal-a da Vinyl | Ina Gadda da Vida | Iron Butterfly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Plastic Crack-Masticked Lover | Plastic Fantastic Lover | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Stupidchantisfatuousshtiksenselessanditgrossis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins soundtrack | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| It's Lathed | It's Late | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| What the World Needs Now Is Lunch. . . | What the World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Guy's Dressed as Gyn'd; As Mother, Slew | I'll Never Find Another You | Seekers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Mother Said | Mama Said | Shirelles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| He's Still Lock-and-Load Cheney | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Lapped, Lapped | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Vicki and Johnny Slumbered | Rikki, Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Vicki and Johnny | Frankie and Johnny | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Cindy, Spouse, Glum; Squeezed John | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | MIck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Knee Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| T. Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Dude Turns to Gray | Blue Turns to Gray | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Nix-Once-Stout-Putz Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 331 | |
| I Love Chow That's Lunch Meat | I Love How You Love Me | Bobby Vinton | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 233 | |
| Strong Belcher Wields Her Skecher | Strawberry Fields Forever | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Change of Jewels | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Him-She Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Girl Just Wants Her Own Gun | Girls Just Want to Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Kim-Chee Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| Mad Abstraction | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Fry Up an Eagle | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 349 | |
| You Are My Yum! Swine | You Are My Sunshine | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| When My Dry Spell Is Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Spitzer's Flings | Little Things | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Guy Plaintively Sings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Ball Then Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 149 | |
| Hell to Pay | All the Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Gibbons Aren't Monkeys | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Spitzer Bought Lovin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Stand By My Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 423 | |
| Bye-Bye, Gov'nor | Bye-bye, Blackbird. | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Well-Made Woman | L.A. Woman | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Fleece Frog | Peace Frog | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Ripening, the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Toad-Mouse Blue | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Hill of Fools | Ship of Fools | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Gates Is Satan's Son | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Sating on the One | Waiting for the Sun | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| House of Ronald Reagan | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 225 | |
| Exits, He | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Insane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| You Make Me Reel | You Make Me Real | The Doors | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 174 | |
| From LaRochelle, the View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| ¡Ay! Las Chihuahuas | La Cucaracha | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Marquis de. . . | Maria | West Side Story soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Vie for Condi's O's | Vaya con Dios | Les Paul, Mary Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Lagniappe | Get Back | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Love Poachin', but There's Fines | Love Potion Number Nine | Searchers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Sharp Cheese | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Carrion: Fav'rite Lunch | Carry On, Wayward Son | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Crust on My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Tray of Lunch Meat | Say You Love Me | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Gal Gave Shiner 'cause I'm Boorish | Carolina in the Morning | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Sometimes It's Jellied Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Breathily Trilled Willie; Teethed Schlong | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 396 | |
| Dressed as 'She,' Kills. Will 'He' Keep On? | Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song | Beverly Hillbillies | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.2 | 190 | |
| Churl, You'll Be a Woman Loon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Just a Dutiful Norman | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Young Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Norman | Norman | Sue Thompson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 375 | |
| He's Mad As She Can Be | The Addams Family theme | Addams Family | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 275 | |
| 'Psycho' Killer | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Knifing is the Norm | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| The Gyne Thing | The Finer Things | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| He Wasn't Well, That Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Gals'll Score Ya, Screaming | California Dreaming | Mama and Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| I'm Into Something Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| The Lecher | The Letter | Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Sitzmark-Molded Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Take This Lecher, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R B Greaves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Burred Log | Bird Dog | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Who's That Othello Dude? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Brother Hate's Babbling Damnation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Son, You Been 'Preacher'-Scammed | Son of a Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Oy! What a Churl! | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| La Marsala (English Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 168 | |
| La Marsala (French Version) | La Marseillaise | French National Anthem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Moonshine Benumbs You | Moonlight Becomes You | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| The Pile's High; They Want Mo'! | The Bible Tells Me So | Traditional | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| 'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag | Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag | Country Joe & the Fish | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Marty/Marnie/Margie/Marie/Michters the Name. . . | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Sittin' in the Dock on My Tail | Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| The Nightly Snore | The Night Before | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Yes Men Say | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Yestergay | Yesterday | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Ghoul in the Vein | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 167 | |
| I'll Try to Sell This Slew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Dickey Louse Club: Teeth Long | Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song | Mickey Mouse Club | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Hump Day, Smudge Day | Monday, Monday | Mama and the Papas | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 348 | |
| Into Passports | Mr. Postman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| That's Tripe | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Babblin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Cavillin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| The Grate Appender | The Great Pretender | Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Nitwit Kook Douche | Little Deuce Coup | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Lunch Meat, Ooh! | Love Me Do | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Mr. E. | Misery | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Rhine-Stoned Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Jive RE: Car | Drive My Car | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Fill a Dell Up with Free Porn | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 404 | |
| My Left Lapel's Askew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| A Quip, Pun While Time Away | A Quick One While He's Away | The Who | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 270 | |
| Fisticuffs | Physical | Olivia Newton-John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Cant Alarms Ya | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| I'll Overdo it with 'The Road' | Why Don't We Do It in the Road? | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| You Won't Beat Me | You Won't See Me | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Coat Stain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Amiright For Me | It's Alright With Me | Cole Porter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Pants On! Nada | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Catch Again That Man? | Catch Us if You Can | The Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Sh*t-Full HMO | Little GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 202 | |
| Least Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 466 | |
| Oprah Eat, Oprah Large | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Word: Turd | The Word | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Son's Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| I Only Have IOU | I Only Have Eyes for You | Flamingos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Common Comma | Sugar Sugar | Archies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Sib'lant Morphemes | Sister Morphine | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| A Melting-Pot Idiom | American Idiot | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 385 | |
| Solecisms | Swanee River (Old Folks at Home) | Stephen Foster | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Hit the Toad, Mack | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 219 | |
| If It Bleeds | Let It Bleed | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| My Generation | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| My Pre-/Suf- Fixation | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| How Long's He Held These Views? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| I Put a Spell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| I Won't Othello View | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Please Do Not Geld the Pooch! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| So I Can Wealth-Accrue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| The Word 'Dumbbell Has Two. . . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| We're Saved, the Pelham Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| When Out Pumps Healthy Juice | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| You've Got a Feldspar Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Johnny Phraze | Sweeney Todd (Prologue) | Stephen Sondheim | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Snoozing's My Affliction | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Man with a Poon | Man on the Moon | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Rising Is My Horn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Corn Booze--Great! | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Horns from Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Horns on Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Morn, Too Late | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Mourn Doomed Date | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Shorn, My Pate 2 | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Shorn, My Pate | Born Too Late | Poni-Tails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| 'Bourne' Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 288 | |
| Borne Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Corn Breeze | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Corn's Squeezed | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Horned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Shorn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Torn Knee | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Warn Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Corn Feed | Born Free | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Stand By Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Mare Shtuppin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Lorne Greene | Born Free | Andy Williams | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 289 | |
| Gone Astray, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Movie Kind of Love | Groovy Kind of Love | Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Gush | Hush | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Mustache Sally | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 375 | |
| Terns, Terns Again | Turn, Turn Again | Joan Baez | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 188 | |
| Sween' Todd | Dear God | XTC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Soak Up the Buns | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Rome on the Range | Home on the Range | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 177 | |
| For What That Skel Did Do. . . | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| I Love Gefilte Food | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Mo' Eau de Vie! | Oh, Lonesome Me | Don Gibson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Nixed by Dim Wright Glower | In the Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Come and Play, Little Girl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Little Girl | Little Girl | Syndicate of Sound | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| Wives By Numbers | Wives and Lovers | Jack Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Young Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Pay-Back-Wacks Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Kick Into Hyde | Ticket to Ride | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| 'Bohem Rhapso' | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 206 | |
| Bodhisattva: Rapt So, Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Bromidian Rap Fo' Me | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| What'd Cardinal Spellman Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Hello, 'bama: Hell No, Mama! | Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| California's Burnin' | California Dreaming | The Mamas & The Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Drink Sweet Red Tokay | Things We Said Today | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Bust Rims My Chin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Gusts of Ill Wind | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Lust Is a Sin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Must Precedes Vin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Dimpled Man | Simple Man | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| I Want to Host Your Hand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Vittles Vile | Little Child | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| Are You Lopin' at Night? | Are You Lonsome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| He Screamed out, 'Stella!' Rude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Sky's Got a Yeller Hue | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Smoke and Low Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Dread Pollution | Revolution | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Hans Reiser | Cab Driver | Mills Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Mean Baker of Buns | Teenager in Love | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| The Gorger | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Mule-Dinner Spews | Mule Skinner Blues | Jimmie Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| A Tilde | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Attila | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Putin on a Blitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Putz and Shmuck Kibitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 161 | |
| Looked Into His Soul | Little Bit of Soul | Music Explosion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Blighted by the Mites/Binds Me Up too Tight/Guided by the Light/Bligh | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| Boat's Vile Scow | Both Sides Now | Judy Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Eau de Bilge Below | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Bigfootin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Big Feet Has a Sasquatch | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Hymns Keened by a Blessed Lot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| You Were in My Mine | You Were on My Mind | We Five | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 197 | |
| Knowing Where You Live | Blowing in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Armenia | Mama Mia | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Mama Mia | Armenia | The Who | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 556 | |
| Culinary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Saltimbanquey Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Teddy's Snared | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| The Bristol Pump | The Bristol Stomp | Dovells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Palin | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 261 | |
| Diana | Diana | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| To Chew Lunch Meat | Do You Love Me? | The Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| 'L'ivore | Elenore | Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Abstinence-Only | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Que Sera, Sarah? | Que Sera, Sera | Doris Day | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 370 | |
| Numbskull Vetters | Come Together | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 143 | |
| Seventeenth Century Pox | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Getting to Know Her | Getting to Know You | King and I soundtrack | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 144 | |
| Kong's Sunk, Doomed | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Slumber Through Bore Talk | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| She's Gotta Gel That 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Chunks Spew Retcher | Come Together | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Drunk-as-Skunk Woman | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Barman | Starman | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Lipstick on the Porker | Lipstick on Your Collar | Connie Francis | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Bridge Croaker: Congress, Not Ya | Bridge Over Trouble Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| He Got a Belle Who Shoots | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| That Gal Can Fell a Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Lame It Was to Cross da Nostra | Blame It on the Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Mine's a Seamy Place | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| He's Mister/Woman | Please, Mister Postman | Marvelettes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| The Tryst | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Aft in Midflight | After Midnight | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Hick and a Bride | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| I'd Put In Seltzer, Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| My God, Who Dealt One?! Whew!!' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| The Chanterelle Mushroom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| La Vie en Pose II | La Vie en Rose | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Vittles Barfin' | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Rouge 666 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Dense Knish Is Often Hard | When You Wish Upon a Star | Disney Songs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| It's Sow or Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| It's Vowed: Ore, Never! | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| My Cow's a Heifer | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| This Sow Is Clever | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Love for Sarah | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| LittleCupCakes | Little Darlin' | Diamonds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| No Can Speak: Omerta | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| I'll Take an L from You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Cheap Rhône Wine | He's So Fine | Chiffons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Moose-Bang Sarah | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Unbunned | Undun | Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Dimwit, My Dimwit | Minute by Minute | Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Moe Dents I'm Feeling/Moe's Vent I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Mordant I'm Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Morphed That He's Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Morpheus Feeling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Rugged Mountain Queen | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Rump Is Bound in Jeans | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 234 | |
| Runnin' Down the Dean | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 124 | |
| How's That Thing Held Up? Mousse | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Hey, Paulson | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Here's Some Bonbel for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Houston Can't Shelter You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 96 | |
| I Don't Say 'Pellow,' Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 92 | |
| It's an Orwellian Shmooze | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Play Some Ravel, Won't You? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Say to May Bell, 'Adieu' | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Someday in Hell They'll Stew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 89 | |
| You Cannot Bell What Mews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 97 | |
| Witch Clocker | Witch Doctor | David Seville | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| In My Runes | In My Room | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Up, I Got the Bends | Up Around the Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Mooser-gal-that's-addled-pit-'sticked-prexy-John-thromboses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Supine-gal-is-fallen-"linguist"-lexic'lly-in-throes-is | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Deep Cover | Dream Lover | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Slay Moose | Hey, Jude | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| I'll Get a Pound | I Get Around | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Jest-Fare Writer | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller Band | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 137 | |
| Junk-Food Love | Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Take My Wife, the Ribber. . . . | Take Me to the River | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| I'm Boinking Mandy Brown | The Boys Are Back in Town | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Vermin in the House | Burnin' Down the House | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Losers | Loser | Beck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| It Isn't Swell, This News | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 87 | |
| Let's Get That Tell Exhumed | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Look What Befell the Dude | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Houses of Falling Chumps | House of the Rising Sun | Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| A Banker Fell on You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 123 | |
| I'll Join the Sell-Off Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| She's a Dutiful Moron | It's a Beautiful Mornin' | Rascals | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 149 | |
| Await Nepenthe | The Great Pretender | Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Gams Turn on Zeus | Can't Turn You Loose | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| Do You Believe in Mani? | Do You Believe in Mani? | Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Guernica | Galveston | Glen Campbell | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 131 | |
| It's the Gesso | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Tom's House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Rubens, Paint Me | Ruby Baby | Dion and the Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Painter of the 'Night' | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| A Damn Autocracy | The Addams Family | Addams Family theme song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| The In-Oslo-Spilled 'Scream' | The Impossible Dream | Man of LaManca soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Venus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Mercury Shoes | Mercury Blues | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| It's Zoroaster | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Thor's the Dean of Thunder | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary McGregor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Dangly Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| The Corp'rate Welfare Crew | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| We'll Meet At Sproul At 2:00 | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Rubens, Rubens | Reuben, Reuben | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Whistler's Whites-Few Work | Whistle While You Work | Snow White soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Gimme a Lipsticked Pit Bull | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Sarah | Amy | Pure Prairie League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Dogsh!t Stock | Long Live Rock | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| The Rapture | The Rapper | Jaggerz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| When Johnny Marched Up to Nome | When Johhny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| I'll De-member You | I Remember You | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Sarah's Cuter | Barracuda | Heart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Bailing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| Hey, Joe | Hey, Joe | Jimi Hendrix | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 176 | |
| Strange Bird Where the Night. . . . | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| A Ghoul You Can't Kill | A View to a Kill | Duran Duran | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Greenbacks | Green Fields | Brothers Four | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Greenback Dollar | Greenback Dollar | Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| North to Arapture | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 134 | |
| Senate Crammed with Dreck | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Puttin' on the Glitz | Puttin' on the Ritz | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| F()ck Both Parties | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Teddy's Snared 2 | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Joe 'Cain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 137 | |
| Alyeskan Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| When's Strong the Smell o' Doo? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 97 | |
| Make the Snakes Depart! | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Snake Pols Are Liars | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| He's Neck-Deep Up Reverend Falwell | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| And Kiss My Swell Muumuu | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| He's Huntin' Elk and Moose | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I'm in the Swelter Room | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| So, Caramels Eschew! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| There Is the Smell o' Doom | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| They Would Expel the Jews | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| They've Got a Shell for You | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| What Can a Fella Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| What'd Morgan Spurling Do? | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 117 | |
| Dooby, Dooby, Dooby | To Be Or Not To Be Soliloquy | William Shakespeare: Hamlet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| A Wurst Cut of the Meat's Best | The First Cut Is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 197 | |
| La Merde Salit | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Threads Marred: Waste Shed | La Marseillaise | Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Here's That Rain Delay | Here's That Rainy Day | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 136 | |
| I've Got a Tick in my Shoe | I Get a Kick Out of You | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Henry the Snake | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 181 | |
| Spiritus of Rye | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Oak Aroma | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Paid-Off Hack Writer | Paperback Writer | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 149 | |
| I've F**ked Up the Face | I've Just Seen a Face | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Carol Miner--In I'm Boring | Carolina in the Morning | Miscellaneous | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| We Scarf Famishedly | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Bagel to Chew | Angel in Blue | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| I Ambled to Herr Mengele. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Stream's Lazy | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Quite Dry's My Bed | I'll Cry Instead | Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| 'Perro,' Dali | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| It's Bow-Wow Fetcher | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Iams Fed to My Mongrel. . . | I Am the Very Model. . . . | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| The Kittens Song | The Christmas Song | Miscellaneous | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| I'm Bound | I'm Down | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| I'm Drowned | I'm Down | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I'm Gowned | I'm Down | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Blagojevich (Quelle Blague!*) | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| I'm Loki--Screw You! | I'm Looking Through You | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Ton o' Hay | Runaway | Del Shannon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Bagman | Taxman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Love Minks | Love StinksLove Minks He loves fur, Him shoved wi | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Love Kinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Lug Sinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Lunch Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Lush Drinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Lush Links | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Lush Pinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| In the Home for Christmas | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Sacramento | Oklahoma | Oklahoma soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| A Blight Upon Christmas | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Man of Hoggish Wallow | Man of Constant Sorrow | The Soggy Bottom Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Big Cock's Randy, Mountin' | Big Rock Candy Mountain | Harry McClintock | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Taurus Galore Song | Toreador Song | Georges Bizet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| These Boobs Are Made for Gawkin' | These Boots Are Made for Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Gat-Whacked Femur | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 124 | |
| B-L-A-G-O | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 162 | |
| Wasilla | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Priggy | Piggies | Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Twenty-Four Baked in That Pie | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Fishing from the Pier | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| SEC | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| The End | The End | Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Fool Ends D'Uh! Reign | Fool in the Rain | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Eight Years of Hell Are Through | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Sic, Rover! | It's Over | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Faux Expectations | No Expectations | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Stroll on the Water | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 120 | |
| Pop Had Daddy, Andy | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Slot's Got Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Lax Man | Taxman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Roids | Boys | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Shrive My Tart | Drive My Car | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Thrive on TARP | Drive My Car | Beatles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Roland the Dread Pest Pond-Scum Bummer | Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner | Warren Zevon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Timothy [Geithner] | Timothy | Buoys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Rod's Side[kick] | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Porn-Groom Feller | Fortune Teller | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Chastity Belt for You! | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Gelled Swell, Well Held-up 'do | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| He Is a Fellow Too | I Put a Spell on You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Cable Bites | Edelweiss | Sound of Music soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 140 | |
| The Lard Bane’s A-Gonna Squall | A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Gasbag | Taxman | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Normans | Norman | Sue Thompson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Boulevard of Smokin' Fiends | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Snipped, the Gent; Lug's Deemed Girl--Man’s Cleaved, No Sprit | It's the End of the World as We Know It | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| AIG | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| AIG | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| A Rubber’s Not Right for Us | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 183 | |
| AIG | Lean on Me | Bill Withers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Dough-Rape Me | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Fly Me to the Sun | Fly Me to the Moon | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
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