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Song Parodies -> "Super Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Super Tuesday"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They've got lots to say; they're going strong.
Gone away are those whose shots were long.
Here comes the big fight
To attain the house White.
No one knows
Till the polls close.

Here comes "Super Tuesday."
That name's lame, I'm tellin' you,
As are the candidates who bray,
Trying to convince you.

I question what any will do for me,
Because I don't own a big company.
Nothing will be changed
Because D.C is deranged, a total loss.
Meet the new boss.

Here comes "Super Tuesday."
Who can hang a chad on you?
Meanwhile all the candidates bray,
Trying to bullshit you.

Well, it's time to choose, it's the big day.
Or perhaps you should just stay away.
Lying are the slime;
Losers we who choose the worst in line.
At least next time. . .

Goodbye, boozy-doom fate,
We'll have seen the last of you.
You're deranged; post-2008
No one sane will miss you.

Goodbye, Duce goon-flake.
I pity who follows you
Aegean Stables, piece of cake
Next to what s/he must do.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Stan Hall - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
The consolation is that few if any started and none are left who won't be an improvement upon who's leaving. 5s
MasonR - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
"Who can hang a chad on you?" --nice. I vote 555
AFW - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Politically correct
alvin - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
what mason
Johnny D - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I voted at least TWICE today - in the primary, and on this parody.
Guy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
If Hilly makes president will she and Bill still be cousins? Just what we need - more Hill and Billy in the White House. I heard a rumor that Ann Coulter would vote for Hillary before she would vote for McCain. What? - Does she wish to cause a global cataclysmic climatic event or something? She was quoted on Fox News saying this and I could not believe that Hilly was actually on Fox this morning. What is this country coming to, anyway? This is the weirest election process for me in memory. Oh - nice job on the parody. Lots of clever lines and timed right for today's political circus. Well done Sir John.
John Barry - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, Mason, AFW, Alvin, JD, Guy.
littleCupCakes - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John, Captain Barry, adored the "hanging chad" line !
MOR - April 22, 2012 - Report this comment
The choices haven't improved in 2012. Vote Liberterian, just as a protest vote.

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