Song Parodies -> Bake That Gnu (in the Oven Wide)
| Original Song Title: | "Break on Through (to the Other Side)" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bake That Gnu (in the Oven Wide)" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
You know, fare I enjoy ain't light.
Like to dine on game.
Take a gun, run outside,
Take a gnu and lug it inside (3x)
I chased wildebeests here,
Then killed a beast there.
But it was hell to haul
The thing inside.
Break off two horns; it's not so wide (2x)
Heavy body, awfully weighty,
Heavy body, which I'm weighing.
The net,
The net,
The net,
The net--high!
My kitchen island's getting warm,
Cooking flame is high.
Warm for braising,
Can't decide--
Bake that gnu in oven or fried? (3x)
Flame to sear?
Need to eat.
Braise or bake?
Shower with flour?
I make a breakthrough,
Me decide:
Bake that gnu, but slough off the hide,
Bake that gnu, in the oven wide,
Bake that gnu, first on just one side,
Bake that gnu on the other side.
Bake that gnu (4x)
Bake (9x)
Like to dine on game.
Take a gun, run outside,
Take a gnu and lug it inside (3x)
I chased wildebeests here,
Then killed a beast there.
But it was hell to haul
The thing inside.
Break off two horns; it's not so wide (2x)
Heavy body, awfully weighty,
Heavy body, which I'm weighing.
The net,
The net,
The net,
The net--high!
My kitchen island's getting warm,
Cooking flame is high.
Warm for braising,
Can't decide--
Bake that gnu in oven or fried? (3x)
Flame to sear?
Need to eat.
Braise or bake?
Shower with flour?
I make a breakthrough,
Me decide:
Bake that gnu, but slough off the hide,
Bake that gnu, in the oven wide,
Bake that gnu, first on just one side,
Bake that gnu on the other side.
Bake that gnu (4x)
Bake (9x)
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now this is a stretch...but a good one
I just gnu you were going to do this. :)
great idea...my wife is always looking for something gnu to cook..5s
Bet you gnu people would be writing puns using the word "gnu".
Thanks, Royce, Red Ant, Alvin, JD.
Can't you find someghing gnu to yak about?......555
Wherever he is, Michael Flanders gno doubt likes this one.
Are you sure the original song wasn't by Huey Lewis and the ____ ?
I have nothing gnu to add....
Glad to see Johnny has gotten some gnu material.
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