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Song Parodies -> "Cod Only Go"

Original Song Title:

"God Only Knows"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cod Only Go"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cod Only Go

I'm in a boat above you;
Down below, the starfish shove you.
We'll lever you out of it-—
Snake a hook in your mouth slit.

Cod only go in the sea to flout you.

We pushed off from the levee
And iced ourselves a real strong "bevie."
Like all fishers, we have rev'ries
Of bringin' home a piscine bevy.

Cod only go in the sea to flout you.
Cod only joke in the sea—flounder too.

I'm now on my tenth bevie,
And my eyelids are gettin' heavy.
We're gettin' bloated like Tevye.
Overboard: a pissin' bevy.

Cod only go in the sea to flout you.
Cod only go in the sea to flout you.
Cod only go.
Cod only joke in the sea—flounder too.
Cod only joke in the sea—flounder too.
Cod only joke.
Cod in the sea know that they'll outsmart you.
Cod in the sea know that they'll outsmart you.
Cod only know.
Cod go only in the sea; sometimes you do.
Cod go only in the sea; sometimes you do.
Cod only go.
Cod only go in the sea to flout you.

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Johnny D - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I like twisted fishing parodies - you reeled me in with this one. You might get a chuckle from my parody "Floundershout".
John Barry - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, for this and others. Missed you there for a few days.

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