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Song Parodies -> "Dung Me"

Original Song Title:

"Dang Me"

Original Performer:

Roger Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Dung Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well here I sit, upon my rear—
Ain't nothing—not a stool, even a drip.
Packed in tight; no runs drive piles.
Oh, man! Sh*ttin' wholly'd give me a smile

Dung me, dung me,
I hope this hose sets my bung plug free.
High up colonically—
Waste gland won't you seep for me?

Just sittin' here thinkin' about regular guys
Sh*t not blocked—their logs on time.
I bent the hose and my rectum's rent,
Nevertheless, enema wends through the vent.


Well, this hose has been fed with a saline surple
That surges and beats colons like a whirlpool.
Well, I'm in heaven now—my BM's come
And happy that some piss'll
Complement my dung run.


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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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e.\ b westner - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
bait fishng lurre with peice of turd and aparenlty aiod will bite it
Paul Robinson - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you were finally able to have that "Grand Opening"...5's
Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
At first, this one didn't smell too good, but rhyming "surple" with "whirlpool" saved it. Five rolls of T.P.

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