Song Parodies -> Dung Me
| Original Song Title: | "Dang Me" |
| Original Performer: | Roger Miller |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dung Me" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Well here I sit, upon my rear—
Ain't nothing—not a stool, even a drip.
Packed in tight; no runs drive piles.
Oh, man! Sh*ttin' wholly'd give me a smile
CHORUS:
Dung me, dung me,
I hope this hose sets my bung plug free.
High up colonically—
Waste gland won't you seep for me?
Just sittin' here thinkin' about regular guys
Sh*t not blocked—their logs on time.
I bent the hose and my rectum's rent,
Nevertheless, enema wends through the vent.
CHORUS
Well, this hose has been fed with a saline surple
That surges and beats colons like a whirlpool.
Well, I'm in heaven now—my BM's come
And happy that some piss'll
Complement my dung run.
CHORUS
Ain't nothing—not a stool, even a drip.
Packed in tight; no runs drive piles.
Oh, man! Sh*ttin' wholly'd give me a smile
CHORUS:
Dung me, dung me,
I hope this hose sets my bung plug free.
High up colonically—
Waste gland won't you seep for me?
Just sittin' here thinkin' about regular guys
Sh*t not blocked—their logs on time.
I bent the hose and my rectum's rent,
Nevertheless, enema wends through the vent.
CHORUS
Well, this hose has been fed with a saline surple
That surges and beats colons like a whirlpool.
Well, I'm in heaven now—my BM's come
And happy that some piss'll
Complement my dung run.
CHORUS
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 1 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 4 |
|
3 |
|
3 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
bait fishng lurre with peice of turd and aparenlty aiod will bite it
Glad you were finally able to have that "Grand Opening"...5's
At first, this one didn't smell too good, but rhyming "surple" with "whirlpool" saved it. Five rolls of T.P.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/rogermiller12.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 114
All Time Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Big River: The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn (1985 Original Broadway Cast) album at Amazon.com
The Best of Roger Miller: His Greatest Songs album at Amazon.com
King Of The Road: The Genius Of Roger Miller album at Amazon.com
Golden Hits album at Amazon.com
Best of: King of the Road album at Amazon.com
