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Song Parodies -> "Rip It"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rip It"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Slacken hips,
Your ass gets a grip.
Open the crack,
Break wind from the back.

When some log wind comes along,
You must rip it.
You will prompt screaming from the throng
When you rip it.
When bum-thing odor's strong,
You must rip it.

Now rip it--
Wind from shate.
Break it out,
Blow backward,
Turn their heads.
They will detect it--
"What's that you ate?!!"
You ripped it,
You ripped it good.

When your food-primed bum can sound,
You must rip it,
You can bring them to the ground.
Bum mess--you rip it.
They will run away,
Ill 'cause you ripped it.

Nosegay, rip it,
Rip it good.
Bouquet, rip it,
Rip it good.

[Repeat first three verses]

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Leo Jay - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
BWAAAH! That's hilarious!
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"what's that you ate ?"
Johnny D - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! "Wind from shate" and "Methate" are inspired.
John Barry - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo, Alvin, JD.
AFW - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know the original...but this is a gas!
MrMacphisto - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
"Methate" that really a word? Top class funny, J.....5555
Harry - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I was going to do "Rip It" but you did a fantastic job. Really funny.

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