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Song Parodies -> "Tasty Vittles Thing Called Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Tasty Vittles Thing Called Lunch"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This thing called lunch--
I'm plump, love-handles-rich.
This thing called lunch,
My stuffed mouth's where I pound it.
My frame's hefty;
Weigh me and the springs all crunch.

This thing (this thing)
Called lunch (called lunch),
It's high in calories.
In the ladle: delight,
So bring (food! food!)
Some pies (food! food!),
I shake salt over slimy jellyfish.
I really like it:
Tasty vittles thing called lunch.

Here come fried taters,
Reams! Roasts, rounds, roux, rockfish, rolls.
Arrives the waiter;
He serves me hot roasted meat 'r
Them reaped leaves, stuffed, pooled in vinaigrette.

I oughta eat gruel, cease snacks, slim hips,
Get off my ass.
Baby-back meat and tripe,
They should be denied; I'm the bloated type--
I ain't svelty,
Weigh me and the springs all crunch.

This thing called lunch
My gut can't handle it.
This thing called lunch--
I'll bust if I down confit.
My plate's hefty. . .
Stay the vittles?! Bring on lunch!
Tasty vittles thing called lunch,
Taters, pickles, spring rolls lunch,
Weighty-vittles pig mauls lunch,
Crayfish, chitlins, big prawns lunch,
Gravy-dribbled whole-hog lunch,
Crêpey vittles, big Frog lunch,
Tasty nibbles: Ding Dongs lunch,
Weigh me and the springs all crunch.

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alvin rhodes - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
Royce Miller - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the title and it's a pretty zingy parody.
Stephen Harrington - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Stomach growls. 5s.
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The subs in the outro absolutely slayed me, JAB...t'riffic. 555
John Barry - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Royce, Stephen, Kristof.
Spaff.com - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"Weigh me and the springs all crunch" - heh heh.

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