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Song Parodies -> "My Shar-Pei Is Sore"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"My Shar-Pei Is Sore"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My shar-pei is sore, because I won’t let him play.
My shar-pei is sore; now as if at the moon he bays.
My shar-pei is sore; after he has barked a whole lot more,
canine revenge is what’s then in store;
so he takes a dump upon the floor—
and it with my shoe I find.

It’s a crap day; at least it didn’t hit both feet.
As I clean up, he is going on a spree.
My shar-pei drops more. It looks like a battlefield in war—
I hope there won’t be a shoe encore—
I walk among plank mines.

In a bummed way, I scream in a voice very loud.
In a gun way, I will do something that I’ve vowed.
My shar-pei drips gore from the bullet that did deeply bore
into him; it’s canines nevermore.
A feline will be mine.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh My Dog! 5s
Larry Hensley - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I liked it. I like cats better myself anyway. 5's

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