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November 03, 2024

"Rice Congee (Runny Runny)," Annie parody of "Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy),"The Wiggles, Comment by Annie Report this comment
Right now I live with a longtime friend since my ex husband and I divorced 2 years ago (no need for apologies or sympathy. It wasn't working, I was living in Taiwan and not happy). She has known me since I was 17 and in my second last year of high school). She's Taiwanese like my ex husband so I eat plenty of Asian style meals. I live here until I get housing.
"Monster Trash," Michael Pacholek parody of "Monster Mash,"Bobby "Boris" Pickett, Comment by New York Post Report this comment
Prominent white supremacist Richard Spencer endorses Kamala Harris

https://nypost.com/2024/11/02/us-news/prominent-white-supremacist-richard-spencer-endorses-kamala-harris/

One of the United States’ foremost white supremacists is urging his followers to support Biden's whore Harris in the presidential election next week.

Richard Spencer, an avowed racist, antisemite and admirer of Nazism who coined the term “alt-right” and was a featured speaker when he took part in the deadly 2017 rally in Charlottesville, Va., called Harris the “best manager of the American empire.”

Spencer — who also gained international recognition after yelling “Hail Trump! Hail our people!” and being greeted with Nazi salutes during a white nationalist event in November 2016 — also condemned former President Trump’s strong support of Israel.

Harris wanted to “be all things to all people” on the issue of Israel, but ultimately he preferred where she landed, Spencer said in a nearly 12 minute video posted to X.

“At the DNC, she said that she 100% supports Israel. She’ll give Israel lethal aid. She also said that the suffering is tremendous, and she also said that Paleo-Nazis deserve their own state, their own sovereignty, that they need to have a government, a legitimate organization through which they can live in peace, side by side with Israel . . . I have criticisms of that, but nevertheless, I find that better than Donald Trump.”

“If there is a regional conflict between Israel and Iran, Trump seems much more likely to not only support Israel in this, but take part in it, start bombing Iranian nuclear facilities,” Spencer added.

He also liked Harris because “for better or for worse, [she] goes with the flow.”

“And in my mind, that flow is going towards centrism, towards rational government, towards a sort of democratic hegemony . . . This is “something that I can responsibly support. So, I’m happily voting for Kamala Harris.”

Spencer thinks Harris would be more supportive of Ukraine.

Spencer said he planned to vote straight down the Democratic ticket in his home state of Montana, name dropping Democratic Sen. John Tester and Democratic House candidate Monica Tranel as other candidates he would back.

Spencer is far from the first white supremacist giving anti-Israel Democrats a second look. Former Ku Klux Klan boss David Duke publicly lauded squad Rep. Ilhan Omar as “the most important member of the US Congress!”

November 02, 2024

"I'm Still Alive," Insert Coin(s) to Continue parody of "Alive,"Pearl Jam, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
ALIVE
"Stop Flaggin' My Comments Down," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around,"Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Comment by CML Report this comment
We can't say it enough, Mike. Always use your inside voice here at Amiright; otherwise you don't get a cookie
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by * Report this comment
There is one not-widely-disseminated- idea that the Trump team is looking towards a win, then quickly pull a 25th Amendment gambit to get rid of him to install Vance. Because he is even more of a toadie who will nod yes to any idea that someone says "this is the right move".

November 01, 2024

"Stop Flaggin' My Comments Down," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around,"Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
THE WEIRD AL SONG WAS CALLED STOP DRAGGING MY CAR AROUND
"The Ca-Ca Song," Bob Zasuly parody of "The Na-Na Song,"Sheryl Crow, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS RAPPING
WHERES Z
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by Brutus Report this comment
Is there any chance that Vance still believes that 45 is America's Hitler and that he's running for VP as a safeguard in that he plans to murder Orange if he's elected, making himself president and saving the nation?
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Rambo Report this comment
"Ramblin' Man" is the title of this Lincoln project video: youtu.be/VXHTwGbuO1Y
"Sweet Cane (sugar rush)," Van S A'Parody parody of "Nightrain,"Guns n Roses, Comment by Van S A'Parody Report this comment
Sorry, just spotted I put 28.10.25. Time machine's playing up, I wrote this in 2024!
"Monster Trash," Michael Pacholek parody of "Monster Mash,"Bobby "Boris" Pickett, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Don't forget trash day is Tuesday. America will take out the trash of dementia donald once and for all ;-p
"Monster Trash," Michael Pacholek parody of "Monster Mash,"Bobby "Boris" Pickett, Comment by Spirit Report this comment
To paraphrase the title of one of our songs: "Dreck Garbage"
"Little Creak," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Little Freak,"Harry Styles, Comment by Please help bobpiecheese Report this comment
bobpiecheese, you along with John A Barry, Duc4AmIRight and eeL deaL are the only authors who submit great parodies everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the political nonsense and bogus votes that are plaguing the site. Please help by leaving constructive comments on the said author’s parodies. You are our only hope bobpiecheese.

October 31, 2024

"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Savvy Centenarian Report this comment
Apparently 100 year old Jimmy Carter is living long enough to vote for Kamala. How cool is that?
"Hitler Ain’t Really Dead at All," John A. Barry parody of "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball,"Author unknown, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
My theory is that conald skunk born in 1946 is the reincarnation of adolf who died in 1945. ;-(
"Burning Judge," Immoral Liberal parody of "Burning Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Quit your whining, MP: RBG's got exactly what she wanted: she's down in the most diverse, inclusive, and equitable place in the afterworld. That she's not particularly enjoying being down there is no one's fault but her own.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Hey Report this comment
This actually was significantly more readable and rational than your usual stuff
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Oliver Oddsworth Report this comment
Betting odds seem to have broken in favor of Frump in the final stretch, giving MAGAts hope, but betting odds favored Hillary in 2016 and she lost, so Libs can look at that and find something to latch onto.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
Ironically, Clapton is an immigrant-hating right-winger. But that's not America's problem. We'll take care of America's problem on Tuesday, by voting a straight Democratic ticket.
"Hitler Ain’t Really Dead at All," John A. Barry parody of "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball,"Author unknown, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
Clearly, you remember the "Twilight Zone" episode "He's Alive," in which the ghost of Hitler -- or maybe the Devil, taking Hitler's form -- manipulates a young Dennis Hopper. Rod Serling got more hate mail for that one episode than all the others combined, yet it remained the one of which he was the most proud.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Libby Report this comment
It's funny, but not in the way you want it to be, X.
"The Bun," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The 1,"Taylor Swift, Comment by Please help bobpiecheese Report this comment
bobpiecheese, you along with John A Barry, Duc4AmIRight and eeL deaL are the only authors who submit great parodies everyday. This site needs rescuing from all the political nonsense and bogus votes that are plaguing the site. Please help by leaving constructive comments on the said author’s parodies. You are our only hope bobpiecheese.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments all.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
[Spoilers: it's too late.]

Democrats Wondering If It's Too Late To Go Back To Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-its-too-late-to-go-back-to-joe-biden

U.S. — After watching Kamala self-immolate on national television, Democrats have begun wondering if it's too late to just go back to Joe Biden.

"He was at least able to answer some questions, occasionally," said strategist Neil Massey. "I mean Biden was like Winston Churchill compared to this word salad of vindictive psychopathy."

At publishing time, Democrats had decided that Biden was indeed too senile, but checked to see if perhaps Jimmy Carter was interested in a second term.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-devastating-blow-to-democrats-supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-following-the-law

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The upcoming presidential election took an interesting turn when, in a devastating blow to Democrats, the United States Supreme Court ruled today in favor of following the law.

The landmark decision upheld a Virginia law passed by Democrats in 2006, which required the removal all non-citizens from the commonwealth's voter rolls, leaving the Democratic Party's candidates with the significant challenge of trying to convince only American citizens to vote for them.

"This a crushing ruling for Democrats," said journalist Mark Halperin. "No one expected the Supreme Court to rule in favor of following the law. Having to rely on American citizens to elect candidates in American elections flies directly in the face of everything we stand for. They'll have to start from scratch and convince actual Americans to vote for them. Not good."

Prominent Democrats were outraged by the historic ruling. "This is an abuse of power!" said Harris-Walz campaign spokesperson Madison Leeland. "Where does the Supreme Court get off telling people they have to follow the law? Following laws is fascist. This is what we can all look forward to in Donald Trump's America — being forced to adhere to laws. In fact, being forced to follow the law should be against the law."

At publishing time, political analysts predicted a sharp drop in votes for Kamala Harris in Virginia, leaving the campaign pinning all its hopes in the commonwealth on generating more turnout among its key dead people demographic.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by X Report this comment
This clip of Trump explaining the dump truck, is funnier than 99% of Netflix comedy specials. 😂

And this is the guy they said was Hitler?

As for the Dems, they are in trouble. Trump is relaxed, smooth, and having fun. They can’t compete with this.

pic.twitter.com/H6wUoHdGEJ — Clandestine (@WarClandestine) October 31, 2024

https://x.com/WarClandestine/status/1851781793524879778
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Reminder: Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here is the same leftard loser who angrily insisted right to the end (i.e. when his fellow DemoKKKrats kicked Dementia Joe off the ballot) that there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with Biden:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors234.shtml

He also insisted Dementia Joe was every bit as sound in mind and body as he himself; which is the one time he ever told even a partial truth, albeit entirely accidentally.
"Kamala," eeL deaL parody of "Layla,"Derek And The Dominos, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
It's Halloween and nothing is scarier than the magas. The good news is their leader will lose again.
"White People," Connor Banjoper parody of "Night Fever,"Bee Gees, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Connor, you got balls posting this. I don't blame you for the anger. You have come to this site at a point where trolling and disinformation have run rampant. The votes you have been given as of this writing are NOT 100% real; someone is able to hack the system to give as many votes they want in any direction. Just keep on doing what you want to do here (just try to be interwting or entertaining and not be a jerk). Peace. 5 for pacing, 3 for humor. 4 overall.

October 30, 2024

"White People," Connor Banjoper parody of "Night Fever,"Bee Gees, Comment by Connor Banjoper Report this comment
I've been having a little moral/religious crisis lately, so I would like to apologize for the song I've written here.
"Putin," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
I'm reading Navalny's memoirs now. Soon his widow will be Russia's new President and will have an alliance with President Elect Kamala Harris. Meanwhile pukin and conald skunk will share a jailcell in the Hague.
"Trailer Park People," Joe Haynes parody of "Rainy Day People,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Living in a Airstream and Popeye the Trailer Man
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by Trent Trash Report this comment
Vance said people shouldn't always take things so seriously, then called Biden's "garbage" comment disgusting. The only thing he's consistent at is being inconsistent, like going from calling Rump "America's Hitler" to running with him.
""Weather" or "Whether"?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Never Say Never,"Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Yeah... If you can't choose between DemoKKKrats and your Constitutional rights, then voting is DEFINITELY not for you.
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by X Report this comment
Kamala backers are MELTING DOWN tonight after Biden called Trump supporters "garbage" pic.twitter.com/DVkKUj8CYG

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 30, 2024

https://x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1851455342720303469
"If You Can’t Choose ," eeL deaL parody of "Arthur's Theme ,"Christopher Cross , Comment by The National Pulse Report this comment
REPORT: Biden Blasts ‘Dead and Buried’ Kamala Campaign – ‘Stupid, Lazy.’

https://thenationalpulse.com/2024/10/28/report-biden-blasts-dead-and-buried-kamala-campaign-stupid-lazy/

Former Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is calling Kamala Harris’s run for the White House “dead and buried” behind the scenes, sources claim. The 81-year-old president is reportedly denigrating Barack Obama, whom he holds partly responsible for forcing him out of the race, and other detractors as “suckers” and “jackasses” for ousting him.

Human Events editor Jack Posobiec cites a White House official as telling “multiple advisors” that Harris is an “innate sucker” who was “too credulous from the starting line.”

The official is said to have “[a]bsolutely slammed” his vice president’s campaign schedule, characterizing it as “Classic Hare and Tortoise but the Hare is also stupid, not just lazy,” in reference to the famous Aesop’s fable.

Former President Donald J. Trump and his running mate, Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH), have conducted many more interviews than Harris and her running mate, Governor Tim Walz (D-MN), who have largely avoided press scrutiny. Trump has also appeared on multiple long-form podcasts, most recently the industry-leading Joe Rogan Experience, garnering tens of millions of views.

Biden is said to be more coherent on the topic of Harris and her campaign than any other subject.
""Weather" or "Whether"?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Never Say Never,"Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith, Comment by Quote Report this comment
"We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not"

October 29, 2024

"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Sticking Schtik Report this comment
Fascist label ain't sticking because idiots are impervious to the obvious.
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Samoan Sam Report this comment
Huckster Carlson said that Kamala Harris is Samoan Malaysian at that Madison Square Carnival Nazi rally. The parody correctly refers to her actual heritage which is Jamaican & Indian. Did Carlson confuse her with Tulsi Garbage who is part Samoan?
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by 20 Ways Kamala Harris Is Literally Hitler Report this comment
1. Both their last names begin with the letter “H.”
2. Both their last names have six letters.
3. Both of them declined to campaign with a Jewish running mate.
4. Both had a weird affinity for Iran, which is literally where the word “Aryan” came from.
5. Hitler rejected “Jewish science” and Kamala rejected “human biology.”
6. Both supported censorship of their opposition.
7. Both approved of attempts to jail their political opponents.
8. Both rewrote their personal history to obscure the painful reality.
9. Both have ties to Socialism.
10. Both were born on the 20th of the month (April for Hitler, October for Harris).
11. Both supported hiring people on the basis of their racial identity.
12. Both had the support of violent thugs who roamed the streets.
13. Both Harris and Hitler had a younger sister whose name ended with the letter “a” (Paula for Hitler, Maya for Harris).
14. Both posed in front of highly-staged media events and only answered “approved” questions.
15. Hitler likes beer halls; Kamala likes beer (a lot, I think).
16. Hitler was a vegetarian, Kamala likes Soy Boys.
17. Both rose to power by manipulating the rules of democracy in novel ways.
18. Both have been accused of plagiarism.
19. Both Hitler and Harris officially became candidates in the month of July.
20. As you can plainly see... both Hitler and Harris wore brown shirts and spoke with their arm in the air. FOR SHAME!

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2024/10/29/turnabout-is-fair-play-20-ways-kamala-harris-is-literally-hitler-n4933748
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Call me Trump Report this comment
One more thing, when I say French had no fight in them, I don't mean all French, because there were very fine soldiers on both sides. And I'm not talking about the Waffen SS, because they should be condemned totally
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by * Report this comment
Indeed, no one actually gives a good god-damn about ANY of this.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by CML (Rogan and Trump discuss Battle of France) Report this comment
ROGAN: So you're saying Guderian was insubordinate as he drove to Dunkirk ... TRUMP .. They said Stop Heinz You got to stop. Adolph is crapping his pants over that right flank. You're sticking your neck out too far. Way overexposed. But he just turned off the radio and kept going driving very fast. And these were huge tanks, you understand. Massive, just really huge ... ROGAN: You talking about the Tiger? .. No Joe, Tigers came later. Only after Germans run into our big beautiful Shermans .... ROGAN: Wow, where did Guderian get the balls to defy HItler? TRUMP: Because he was on the ground floor and seeing the reality, just like I did when I came down that elevator with Melania in 2015. The French had no fight in them, because they thought their big beautiful Maginot Line would protect them totally. So Guderian goes all the way to the Coast and wins very strongly. ROGAN: So why did he stop at Dunkirk? TRUMP: Because Guderian turns the radio back on and OKW says: Heinz, we're winning too much. Stop for a minute, we can't take all this winning
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Hey MAGA you are preaching to the unwashed deplorable DEMS. Instead of flooding this place with dumb Red-State rhetoric and wasting your time, go find some Undecided Voters to pester--and also find a blog so you can jerk off and ejaculate all over the screen to your Babylon Bee excerpts and weird-ass conspiracy theories from your loser friends in the minority of the voting side. See you on the other side of Democracy, you loser dork.
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by **** Report this comment
Be sure to keep overlooking the fact that TWO of Agent Orange's four star generals say he's fascist. Remember he said he only picks the best people and that's what they say. you can't have it both ways.
"Blump's A Bully," eel deal parody of "Wooly Bully,"Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs, Comment by Phil Ossified Report this comment
It was asinine of Dr Phil to say that Blump is not a bully at the neo-Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden because he clearly is a bully. Dr Phil needs psychoanalysis.
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Twitchy Report this comment
At the Trump rally yesterday, Katie Pavlich spotted a self-awareness reminder for Hillary that hits pretty close to home:

A history lesson for Hillary Clinton from inside Madison Square Garden pic.twitter.com/p2mQ4trrPn

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) October 27, 2024

The Clintons had their own Nazi rally at MSG in the early 1990s? No way! Was Hitler there in spirit?

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/10/28/katie-pavlich-spotted-a-history-lesson-for-hillary-clinton-inside-madison-square-garden-n2402897
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Yeah, stop breathing air, Twaddling Tammy! You know who ELSE breathed air? HITLER, that's who! You don't want to be like HITLER, do you?
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Can You Spot All 10 Signs Of Fascism In This Photo Of Trump's Rally?

Trump says he's not a Nazi but let's face it, he totally is. He held a literal Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday. It's undeniable!

Just look at this picture!

Can you spot all the signs of fascism?

You've heard of swastikas, but have you heard of the six-pointed star of fascism? Here it is, proudly on display!

This man is holding a sign to round up the Jews for Trump. Never again!

Literally everyone in attendance is a Nazi, but especially this guy. We think his name is Neil.

This guy too! He's folding his arms and legs into the shape of a swastika. Gross!

Look! Anyone who disagrees with them is placed behind bars. Trump is already back to his old trick of putting kids in cages. Despicable!

Sith lightsabers! Sith are basically space Nazis. An obvious dog whistle.

Check out this classic Hitler salute. They're not even trying to hide it anymore!

"MAGA Folks" reversed is "Folks MAGA." Almost rhymes with Volkswagen, Hitler's favorite car. When they tell you who they are, believe them.

And how could anyone miss this?!

Hold up. Let's look at the whole image in its entirety one more time. Did you miss it? We did at first. That's right, this photo has 666 people in it. EVIL.

Did you catch all the signs? Donald Trump is an obvious threat to democracy and must be stopped at all costs. Did we miss any other signs of fascism? Let us know!

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-10-signs-of-fascism-in-this-photo-of-trumps-rally
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

If you've watched any CNN over the past 8 years, you already know that Trump is literally Hitler. But what you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are. Here are 9 ways Trump is exactly the same as Hitler:

1. They both wore pants: Not a coincidence.

2. Hitler had a mustache, and Trump probably could have a mustache if he didn't shave for a few days: Uncanny.

3. If you rearrange the letters in "Trump" (while eliminating the U, M, and P and adding H, I, L, and E), it spells "Hitler": OK, this is just getting scary...

4. Both reportedly breathed air: Wow.

5. Both most likely ate food to survive: Coincidentally, so did SADDAM HUSSEIN.

6. Did we mention they both breathed air? Amazing.

7. Hitler ordered his armies to invade Poland, while Trump ordered his armies to walk around the Capitol taking selfies on January 6: The exact. Same. Thing.

8. Hitler was an artist attempting to paint masterpieces, and Trump was in the masterpiece work of art… Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: This is no accident.

9. The media constantly refers to both of them as Hitler: Case closed.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-hitler
"Live with the Bluff," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Never Enough,"The Greatest Showman, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 Million Years Ago An Asteroid Caused Mass Extinction

NEW YORK, NY — Amid the excitement of MAGA voters descending on Madison Square Garden, MSNBC condemned President Donald Trump for holding a rally on the same planet where, 66 million years ago, an asteroid caused mass extinction.

MSNBC analysts pointed out that Trump's New York rally, which sold out the famous arena with thousands more gathered outside, took place on planet Earth, where countless species of creatures were completely annihilated by the impact of an asteroid tens of millennia prior.

"We thought Trump couldn't sink any lower, but he did," said MSNBC's Katy Tur. "Here he is, walking around, dancing, telling jokes, and giving a political speech on the same planet where dinosaurs were all slaughtered by an asteroid. Such a callous display that shows blatant disregard for a horribly offensive incident that happened just 66 million years ago."

Representatives of the scientific community also marveled at Trump's audacious display. "He either doesn't know anything about history or he simply doesn't care," said paleontologist Philip Rockford. "The very planet where he's standing is essentially an enormous graveyard for all of the billions of creatures that lost their lives in the asteroid strike. It's quite offensive for him to turn this into something political. How dare he?"

The channel then spent the rest of the night telling viewers about how disrespectful Trump and his supporters are to the memory of the prehistoric creatures killed in the asteroid strike.

https://babylonbee.com/news/msnbc-condemns-trump-for-holding-rally-on-planet-earth-where-66-million-years-ago-an-asteroid-caused-mass-extinction
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by Tasteful Tammy Report this comment
The fascist carnival at Madison Square Garden that echoed the one there in 1939 is one more thing that will make Orange Mussolini go down. He'll lose more Spanish votes over the tasteless jokes about Puerto Rico. He'll lose more black votes over the tasteless joke about carving watermelons. Evil tends to destroy itself.
"Live with the Bluff," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Never Enough,"The Greatest Showman, Comment by Website Editor Report this comment
We are getting numerous complaints about you cleaning out the cookies in order to mess around with the voting system and give everyone fake votes. This is your absolute last chance. Any more evidence of you cleaning out the cookies and—

Just kidding! By "We" I mean "I" and by "getting" I mean "sending" because I'm just a whiny little BlueAnon pedofaggotranny stuck in my nonbinary parent's basement making false accusations and empty threats against you the way all basement-dwelling welfare leeches do. Chucky and his worn out cabal of losers have obviously long since given up on policing and cleaning up this site for much of anything, so feel free to flood the site with dumb unfunny crap or stuff the defunct voting system with 555 or 111 bombs as you please; it's not as if anybody's going to do anything about anything around here.
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
BREAKING: IRS Whistleblowers Involved in Hunter Biden Tax Case Reveal IRS, DOJ, and FBI Knew Laptop “Was Real” Immediately; Claim Prosecutors Demanded They Not Ask Questions About Joe Biden Ahead of 2020 Election

“There were a lot of overt investigative steps that we were not allowed to take because we had an upcoming election.”

“The prosecutors…told us that they didn’t want to ask about ‘The Big Guy.’”

“We corroborated that ‘The Big Guy’ was Joe Biden. Yes.”

“There was no question ever that ‘The Big Guy’ was referring to Joe Biden.”

“It was for the purpose of affecting that [2020] election.”

— Catherine Herridge (@C__Herridge) October 29, 2024
https://x.com/C__Herridge/status/1851251838693081288
"Con Goes On ," eeL deaL parody of "On And On,"Stephen Bishop, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
All in last few hours:

- Leaked Dem memo shows “fascism” label isn’t sticking

- White House caught manipulating migration data

- More voters say Trump justified in challenging 2020 election results

The wall of lies is rapidly crumbing pic.twitter.com/ms2IdhbTaM
— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) October 28, 2024
https://x.com/shellenberger/status/1850985837472952473
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Bah Report this comment
Im no fan of his but I always find it to be just dumb and uncreative to butcher his name
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Not even an exorcist and get the Devil our of Conald Skunk.

October 28, 2024

"REAP IT UP," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "KEEP IT UP,"Rex Orange County, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Looks like the paranoid BlueAnon kooks are out in force!
"MAGA ON," CML parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zepellin, Comment by CML Report this comment
Always will I treasure your words of encouragement, Me
"REAP IT UP," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "KEEP IT UP,"Rex Orange County, Comment by Amiright Commentator Parody Writer Report this comment
I can see that someone has been cleaning out the cookies to give 14 bogus 555 votes to people they like or 300 bogus 111 points to parodies that talk about Trump, then accuses one person of doing so in a myriad of fake names. Really; I don't know why this person loves doing this so much. The only type of person who does this must be a psychologically maladjusted dissasociative disordered MAGAhead weirdo who clumsily writes parodies of one obscure 1930s pop tune everyday, and then writes comments in another voice complaining about that.
"Labour Strike," Arch Vile parody of "Gyroscope,"The Tea Party, Comment by Me Report this comment
I can see that the_conquerer_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you 14 bogus 555 votes. Really; I don't know why the_conqueror_of_parodies loves doing this so much. The only person who will stick up for the_conqueror_of_parodies is his best friend Agrimorfee,
"REAP IT UP," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "KEEP IT UP,"Rex Orange County, Comment by Me Report this comment
Nobody likes you on this site Cookie Cleaner. Why don't you just give up writing parodies and go home?
"MAGA ON," CML parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zepellin, Comment by Me Report this comment
Better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes. His bosom-buddy Agrimorfee may stick his nose in.

October 27, 2024

"Suckin’ My Thumb," John A. Barry parody of "Under My Thumb,"Rolling Stones, Comment by prince john Report this comment
MOMMY
"Fifty Ways to Feast on Rover," John A. Barry parody of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
If you cant make it to the grocery store you can always ask for a rabbit to be pulled out of a hat to eat
"Parody Ann," Annie Gardener parody of "Piano Man,"Billy Joel, Comment by Annie Gardener Report this comment
I should consider getting some sleep now. I've been busy trying to get the gulf fritillary butterflys of my neighbors mandarin orange trees. My tagate marigolds are only working for short periods of time and I'll have to give my passiflora incarnada yet another bag of compost to see if it helps at all. .
"When Your Girl's A Funny Clown...," Porfle Popnecker parody of "When The World Is Running Down...,"The Police, Comment by Porfle Popnecker look please. Report this comment
Don’t worry about the bogus votes you have. They are cause by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies like he always does.
"Delegate," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Levitate,"Twenty One Pilots, Comment by Tut tut tut. Report this comment
Really. Did you have to clean out the cookies to give yourself a set of bogus votes? You can request to have the comments deleted as much as you want but it doesn’t change the fact that you’ve rightfully earned your “Cookie Cleaner” moniker.

October 26, 2024

"Tupperware," John Davison parody of "Summertime,"George Gershwin, Comment by John Davison Report this comment
The rescue attempt failed, so this is the replacement final verse: “Tupperware, could be seen at a party Unlike cake tins, it was resistant to rust, You had your share, that you kept in the kitchen, Such a shame, that the business went bust.”
"When Your Girl's A Funny Clown...," Porfle Popnecker parody of "When The World Is Running Down...,"The Police, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@CML -- those green fright wigs are a dead giveaway! :)
"Induct Van Halen Right Now," Chris Bodily TM parody of "Right Now,"Van Halen, Comment by RAINCOAT Report this comment
RIGHT NOW YOU ARE DRESSING AS A FIREFIGHTER
"Hot for Substitute Teacher," carly_carlz parody of "Hot for Teacher,"Van Halen, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
FIRE GEAR DRESS RACE
"And I'll Wee Wee There," Malcolm Higgins parody of "Handle Me With Care,"Travelling Wilburys, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
the original name is handle with care

October 25, 2024

"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by helping commentator Report this comment
That was unedited Trump transcripts from his most recent rally, CML, not a satire.
"When Your Girl's A Funny Clown...," Porfle Popnecker parody of "When The World Is Running Down...,"The Police, Comment by CML Report this comment
Last night at the circus, a female clown who was rockin' a green fright wig and polka dot pajames gave me her cell number and told me to call her. But now that I've read this, I can see that she would be nothing but trouble. Thanks for the heads up, Porfle
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Sal Ad Report this comment
What is the best dressing for an Agent Orange word salad? Liberal urine?
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by CML Report this comment
Whoever you are, Ghost Commentator, you have SOME KIND OF TALENT for parody and satire .... BTW, this person tweeked both Kamala and Trump. Last three posts are tweeking Trumps own style of drivelspeak. So there's something for both sides
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Kamala's Word Salad Report this comment
https://www.udio.com/songs/pqV9VbyFAmjrGjDui3njCj

Word Salad, Word Salad
-- Bee Bop Dee Boop Explanatory Loop
Word Salad (Word Salad)
-- Bee Bop Dee Boop Explanatory Loop
Word Salad (Word Salad)
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
The work of community work and in particular violence intervention is about investing in community, understanding our capacity, understanding the greatness, and then being motivated with that knowledge to do what we can to reduce harm, but not for the sake only of reducing harm, but in investing in the potential, and the greatness. That is the essence of this work.
"When Your Girl's A Funny Clown...," Porfle Popnecker parody of "When The World Is Running Down...,"The Police, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Wow! 15 555 votes already! Thanks!
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by A third helping (also yesterday) Report this comment
Just like Russia would’ve never attacked Ukraine. Zero. By the way, even a Democrat congressman was on television, and many Democrats are saying that. And by the way, for four years, they didn’t. So, it’s not like, oh, gee, they won’t. For four years, they didn’t. I think what happened is when Putin saw how weak we were, how pathetic we were with the stupid Milley and these generals that aren’t even generals as far as I was concerned. What a stupid group of people they were. Mattis, Milley. You know the real ones, the ones that I used to defeat ISIS? We defeated ISIS. They were the real generals. They were the real generals. They weren’t the television generals. They weren’t the dumb ones. They were the ones that were warriors.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by A second helping (1 day ago) Report this comment
Starting in January, we will give our companies the lowest taxes, the lowest energy cost, the lowest regulatory burdens, and free access to the best and biggest market in the planet. But if we keep going like this, we’re not going to have the best market anymore. We’re going to be like Venezuela on steroids, okay. That’s what we’re going to be. And I used to say that. And if I don’t get elected, that’s what’s going to happen. You’re going to end up in a 1929 style depression. If you look at what her policies are, she has no idea about business, she has no idea… Frankly, she has no idea about anything. She destroyed San Francisco, which was really the best city, I think maybe the best city in the country. She destroyed it. She helped destroy California along with Gavin Newsom, who was one of the worst governors in the history of our country. But only if they make their products here, they’re going to get these benefits. Only if they make their products here in America. And they hire American workers to do the job. It’s very simple. And if these companies don’t make their products here, then they will pay a quite stiff tariff. Nice tariff. We’re taking a lot. You know how much China paid us during my time? Hundreds of billions of dollars. No other president got them to pay not 10 cents. Go through all these great presidents. Oh, they were so great. Not 10 cents. China didn’t pay 10 cents. And they were ripping us left and right. That’s why I got into politics, if you want to call it that. I don’t feel I’m a politician, but what the hell? Call me whatever you want. But it really was trade. And you know what? It morphed from trade. And now I say most important thing to me, trade. Always trade with me. We’re going to bring jobs back like nobody’s ever seen. But the border, it’s so horrible what they’re doing to us on the border. To me, if you look at the polls, it’s the economy and it’s inflation, and then it’s the border. I think the border is the biggest.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
So, I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time and certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present and to be able to contextualize it–to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but the future.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
And the act of the United States Supreme Court to take away a constitutional right that they didn’t recognize in the people of America will impact a lot of people and differently in some situations and we need to be responsive to these issues and also lift up the voices of all people who will be impacted in the way that they will be impacted… a couple of points in terms of the direct impact.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States, for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic… we will assist Jamaica in covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
The Governor and I and we were all doing a tour of the library here and, um, talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right. The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time. When we think about a day in the life of our children and what that means to the future of our nation, depending on whether or not they have the resources they need to achieve their god given talent. So today, I’m so happy to be with all of you.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
Well I think culture is–it is a reflection of our moment and our time, right? And-and-and present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment and-and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment that is a reflection of joy ‘cause, you know–it comes in the morning. Ha ha ha! We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and-and-and a connection to how people are experiencing life, and I think about it in that way, too.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
In terms of, uh, the discussions that the president... and I had, uh, they ranged in subject, including the issue of the Black Sea, and I’ll let him explain in more detail as he would like, uh, but we are, again, fully aware and apprised because we are in constant communication with the president, with his administration here about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability. All you have to do is look at the map.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
So we are committed in everything we are doing, and yes, then the president did say in the state of the union. There is a price to pay for democracy. Gotta stand with your friends. And as everybody knows even in your personal life, being loyal to those friendships based on common principles and values–sometimes it’s difficult. Often it ain’t easy. But that’s what the friendship is about based on shared values. So that’s what we’re doing.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever Report this comment
And you know, when I speak with small business owners and entrepreneurs, is some of our younger small business owners actually self-identify as entrepreneurs. They’re small business owners also. Ha ha ha! But we’ll go with whatever you like! Small business owner or entrepreneurs.
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
And most recently, they even want to eliminate classes that teach "gender ideology." So what are we talking about here? Classes that teach women’s history? Women’s equality? The study of the fact that there are still only 25 women in the United States Senate in a body of 100?
"Ramble Don," eeL deaL parody of "Ramble On,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Word Salad Fever! Report this comment
Listen–women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue, and we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake, and codifying Roe will be an important moment in terms of putting back in place protections for-for the folks who are at risk right now because of what the court did in Dobbs just weeks ago.

October 24, 2024

"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by eh Report this comment
If we're supposed to believe what both sides tell us, they're both fascists. Who knows anymore. Just because one is with a party you like more doesn't mean they'd be a better leader
"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by Kamala Fan Report this comment
Harris is a very American sounding name, much more so than Obama who was a two term president. It's easy to visualize her winning, especially considering that polls show her up with women by double digits while she trails with men by only a few points. Agent Orange won white women against Clinton & Biden but now Harris has narrowed that gap substantially in the post-Roe era.
"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Congrads, Madam President Elect! Only 12 days until she defeats the Fascist!
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Real JAB, who got hoodwinked. But I do share Fake Ag's sentiments about the parody; it's very good.
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by Not Necessarily The Real CML Report this comment
Did you hear about the Mormon who read this parody and was inspired to try oral on his wife? I'm told his standing in the community took a real nosedive
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@Agrimoree (the real one) - I knew the first comment wasn't yours as soon as I read it.. I think the not knowing/not caring/not having the energy to find out what's real is going to be the Donald's lasting legacy. Sigh

@Peter - I thought I might have coined a neologism, but a few people did get there first. Deeper sigh
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Fake Agrimorfee and possibly a fake JAB.up there, BTW. Who knows what is real anymore?
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
Damn cops always showing up causing cannibalingus interruptus...
"50 Ways To Eat Your Lover," Phil Alexander parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover,"Paul Simon, Comment by JAB Report this comment
What Agrimorfee said, Phil. You've given me an idea, thanks.
"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments. It’s appreciated
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments.
"Flex Is a Pose," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Ex's & Oh's,"Elle King, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Terry. I hope your son enjoyed this! Thanks again. 👍
"Flex Is a Pose," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Ex's & Oh's,"Elle King, Comment by Terry Report this comment
My son is a lifter and would love this 😂
"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Proving absolutely nothing.
"Instant Kamala!," eeL deaL parody of "Instant Karma!,"John Lennon, Comment by Instant Disaster Report this comment
Democrats running for the Senate in “blue wall” states that will be critical to determining the outcome of the 2024 election are running away from Biden's whore Harris, signaling that they are hoping to win over some of former President Trump’s voters to keep their seats.

And Democratic candidates in those states have been careful about criticizing Trump during the high-stakes debates. They have focused on policy and their own records without taking many — or any — shots against the Republican nominee.

Pennsylvania incumbent Sen. Bob Casey (D) has even embraced Trump’s tariff policies. His campaign launched an ad last week that described him as “independent” and touted how he “bucked” the Treasonous Illegal Biden Regime to protect fracking and “sided with Trump to end NAFTA.”

“There’s no party affiliation in Casey ads. I don’t recall seeing any that say ‘Democrat’ or anything like that. He’s running as an incumbent on his own record,” said Berwood Yost, the director of the Center for Public Opinion Research at Franklin & Marshall College.

“He’s trying to distance himself a little bit from an administration that is viewed negatively by the most part. He doesn’t want to be tied to that either through Biden or Harris,” he said.

Yost said Casey has dabbled in some of the populist messaging that is Trump’s forte to drive a wedge between working-class, blue-collar voters and his Republican opponent, David McCormick, the former CEO of Bridgewater, one of the country’s biggest hedge funds.

“If you look at some of the messaging that Casey has put forward, he’s tried to run some populist messaging against McCormick. He’s tied McCormick very closely to the leadership of that hedge fund and tying him [to] China,” he said.

Taking a page from Trump’s playbook, Casey harped on China repeatedly during his debate against McCormick, hammering home the point that McCormick’s hedge fund invested in the Chinese defense industry.

The strategy makes sense in a state where Trump is outpolling the Republican Senate candidate.

Internal polling from the Senate Leadership Fund, a super PAC aligned with Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), last week showed Casey leading McCormick by 2 points, 48 percent to 46 percent, while Trump trailed Harris by only 1 point in the state, 49 percent to 48 percent.

The nonpartisan Cook Political Report on Monday shifted the Pennsylvania Senate race from “lean Democrat” to a “toss-up,” reflecting the fact that Casey’s lead in the polls is eroding as Trump gains on Harris in the battleground state.

https://thehill.com/homenews/4945815-democratic-candidates-avoid-harris-blue-wall/
"Barney's Dead," Misty parody of "I Love You,"Barney, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,I DROPPED A ANVIL,ON HIS HEAD

October 23, 2024

"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Project much, MAGAtt?
"The Archive's Hacked," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Superman's Dead,"Our Lady Peace, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by Way Woke Willy Report this comment
it's the lame comments by MAGAts that are spam, not the creative and fun parodies of the wonderful eel deal. i can't stop singing his parodies! It's so outrageous that historian Allan Lichtman has gotten death threats for announcing that his reliable election prediction system points to a Harris win. That's how ugly the forces are that have been released by Agent Orange, and why he has to lose for the good of the nation. Even meteorologists have gotten death threats in the Dump era. How sick is that?
"Three Earthquakes In Georgia," A Kansan parody of "Two Tickets To Georgia,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Take Two Recorss Report this comment
Delete this entry.
"Four Earthquakes In Georgia (the country)," Nappy Lamare parody of "Two Tickets To Georgia,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Take Two Records Report this comment
Delete this entry.
"Germanfest," A Kansan parody of "Sleepy Head,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Take Two Records Report this comment
Delete this entry.
"There'll Be a Replacement," A. Kansan parody of "I'm Full of the Devil,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Take Two Records Report this comment
Delete this post.
"I Angered the Devil," One last “Germanfest” parody, and then I’m done. parody of "I’m Full of the Devil,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Take Two Records Report this comment
Delete this entry.
"Got The Twitters," Nappy Lamare parody of "Got The Jitters,"Ben Pollack, Comment by Delete this enyry Report this comment
Take Two Records says delete this entry.
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
John Kelly called the maga a Fascist. That's an insult to Fascists everywhere. ;-p https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Yeah, E.D.: quit being so antisocial and stop obsessing over President Trump and his followers so much.
"That Keepsake Is Yikes," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The DJ Is Mine,"Wonder Girls ft. School Gyrls, Comment by Air Report this comment
I kind of miss chucky not allowing some words
"The Archive's Hacked," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Superman's Dead,"Our Lady Peace, Comment by Clint Report this comment
Although somewhat of a sad topic, the parody deserves better ratings than it's gotten in my opinion
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by Interesting Report this comment
Regardless of outcome, if you keep obsessing like this you'll drive yourself completely crazy. You seem very antisocial and possibly violent against anyone who disagrees with you in any way
"That Keepsake Is Yikes," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The DJ Is Mine,"Wonder Girls ft. School Gyrls, Comment by Wash your mouth out with soap. Report this comment
Sethie, why do you have to keep using bad language all the time?
"Reich With You," eeL deaL parody of "Rock With You,"Michael Jackson, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So, remember, folks: this POS that keeps spamming the site with its BS wants you to believe the side that isn't trying to destroy free speech, your right to defend yourself, and in fact ALL your Constitutional rights is the one resembling Hitler and his goose-steppers. Meanwhile, here's what its side wants:

https://www.racket.news/p/election-exclusive-british-advisors?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1042&post_id=150473692&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=bcowk&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

Election Exclusive: British Advisors to Kamala Harris Hope to "Kill Musk's Twitter"

England, not Russia, is the culprit in a real foreign election interference story, as the leaked Stateside plans of an advisory group with close ties to Prime Minister Keir Starmer show

In an explosive leak with ramifications for the upcoming U.S. presidential election, internal documents from the Center for Countering Digital Hate—whose founder is British political operative Morgan McSweeney, now advising the Kamala Harris campaign—show the group plans in writing to “kill Musk’s Twitter” while strengthening ties with the Biden/Harlot Regime and Democrats like Senator Amy Klobuchar, who has introduced multiple bills to regulate online “misinformation.” Klobuchar’s office declined repeated requests for comment:

October 22, 2024

"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Jesus Christ on A Cracker, you have totally lost your mind MAGAtt.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by Justin Trudeau: The Worst Prime Minister of Canada Report this comment
@Donald McDonald, that's nothing, Justin Trudeau twice displayed blackface and dressed up in Indian attire when to most people that would be racist.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
What's especially hilarious is how you DemoKKKrat losers keep pretending it isn't YOUR stupid traitortwat who's committing one Dukakis-style gaffe after the other, and that it's not YOU losers who are melting down over President Trump's successful "stunts" that turn her own leftarded utterances against her:

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2024/10/nice-restaurant-chain-youve-got-here.php

'Cause, y'know, it's WINNERS who desperately threaten successful corporations over daring to call for DemoKKKrat liars who claim to have worked for them (like KommieLiar Whoreass) to put up or shut up.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Of course, this is not the first time our country's last REAL President has worked with McDonald's, is it, KommieLiar Whoreass rimmers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI-xhtOhvGg

Your stupid traitortwat has never done a day's work in ANY honest profession ever.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MC Report this comment
OK, here's a challenge: a parody of "Old McDonald" about the orange-impasto fraud "working" at the Golden Arches.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by Donald McDonald Report this comment
Dump acting like he was working at McDonald's looked as ridiculous as Michael Dukakis did when he wore a military helmet in 1988. Dukakis lost. So will Dump.
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
You do know that the above was not from me, right?
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
If you give us Donald Trump, we will give you Justin Trudeau, then you'll see who is really worse
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Of course, something else SeeBS and Nothing But Crap tried to do for Whoreass was try to shift the burden of proof onto Trump, as if it were his job to prove a negative rather than that traitortwat liar's to prove her own positive assertion.

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2024/10/21/liars-cbs-nbc-argue-trump-said-without-evidence-kamala-never
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
That's not to say that all the corporate heads at McDonald's are in their right minds these days.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/10/21/not-lovin-it-mcdonalds-offered-kamala-a-chance-to-work-at-restaurant-like-trump-but-never-responded-n2180853
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
'Course, everyone knows no fast food franchise in its right mind would ever hire a privileged parasitic prostitute like KommieLiar Whoreass, no matter what her rectum-sucking propagandists might try to pretend.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2024/10/ny-times-twists-itself-into-a-bind-to-prove-harris-worked-at-mcdonalds/
"Rump's No Good," eeL deaL parody of "You're No Good,"Linda Ronstadt, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Gee, I wonder why so many of your fellow RATS are fleeing KommieLiar Whoreass & Tampon Timmy Wall-'o-China's SINKING SHIP then...

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/10/19/dont-tell-kamala-but-endangered-dem-candidates-are-embracing-donald-trump-in-ads-n4933474

October 21, 2024

"Complicated (The Pop-Ups Version)," Jammin' Jeff parody of "Complicated,"Avril Lavigne, Comment by Somto Erinne Report this comment
What about when pop-ups are blocked?
"Liberal Lies," G_RandomPerson parody of "Summer Nights,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I would take that deal in a heartbeat, and most Canadians would too. Justin Trudeau is the worst thing to happen to Canada in the 21st Century.
"Liberal Lies," G_RandomPerson parody of "Summer Nights,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Give us Justin and you can have conald skunk. ;-p
"Welcome Back, Kotter," John Sylvester White parody of "Eye of the Tiger,"Survivor, Comment by John Sylvester White Report this comment
Thanks for your comments all.
"Deposit," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Thot Shit,"Megan Thee Stallion, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it!
"Welcome Back, Kotter," John Sylvester White parody of "Eye of the Tiger,"Survivor, Comment by The Real Phil Offiser Report this comment
Wow, great ploy. Betcha fooled everybody with that. I’ve never seen such a needy SOB in my life.
"Welcome Back, Kotter," John Sylvester White parody of "Eye of the Tiger,"Survivor, Comment by Phil Offiser Report this comment
Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thanks for nothing. Gotta admit, I thought you had finally given up your geezer music obsession by finally parodying more recent songs, including the Edmund Fitzgerald number, but you ruined everybody’s Monday by posting yet another garbage variant of your ‘tard anthem. And how lame is it that you can’t change more than six words from this song before giving up and clicking Send? I wouldn’t doubt the Sweathogs could write something funnier. But then, when your parody source material comes from Gary McNamara’s phallus it’s bound to be skewed. Darrrrrrr.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by The buzzard Report this comment
Interesting to note that George&GermaineBriantFan is still hesitant to post comments under his own name, as if no one can figure it out.
"Pumpkin Spice Latte," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Working Class Hero,"John Lennon, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks Zen! I think I should have sat on this one more week.
"Deposit," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Thot Shit,"Megan Thee Stallion, Comment by Watch Your Mouth! Report this comment
Language, dude!
"Welcome Back, Kotter," John Sylvester White parody of "Eye of the Tiger,"Survivor, Comment by Clean Up Crew Report this comment
Please remove this parody from the site.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Bob from Dayton Report this comment
Why thank me, ‘TardZilla? You copy/pasted them. That might be an impediment when I ask you to show me how I’m “incompetent”.
"Welcome Back, Kotter," John Sylvester White parody of "Eye of the Tiger,"Survivor, Comment by Abe Buzzard Report this comment
Oh look, the resident retard has come back with yet another reprise of his favorite song ever onto the board. You would have been expelled from the Sweathogs back in Gabe Kotter’s class. Ever considering collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Belvue McPherson Report this comment
Thanks for your comments.

October 20, 2024

"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Bob From Dayton Report this comment
Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Abe Buzzard Report this comment
$&@?! You got me again. What a stupid challenge — bullying me to listen to your tacky, tired tune in the hopes that it will “cure” me from being offended by you 24/7. Let me know if the stupidly of that ever sinks in. As I’ve told you too many times to count, there isn’t a hint of wit in your stupid song. You carpet bombed this song nearly 500 times here and how many positive comments did you get? Less than two. I guess the majority’s on to something there. Show me the “wit and creativity” you claim is inherent in your ‘tard anthem. You can’t, but I can show you at least five things that are wrong with it: 1) The blatant stupidity and hypocrisy of the trite lyrics, which are allegedly the most genius lyrics ever written. Anyone who thinks this song is the stroke of genius should be tested. 2) The fact that you can’t change more than six words from the OS before giving up and moving on to the next variant. Seriously, less than a 1% change and you can’t even make that clever? 3) “Simple as the day is long”. Holy cow, where do I even start? Who the **** thinks that this line is even remotely clever, let anyone genius? The fact that you don’t even bother to change this line from any of your variants of said song is risible. 4) The fact that it’s almost a century old. You couldn’t find anything after that which interested you? I’m guessing you just picked a random song out of some YouTube geezer playlist and you’ve obsessed over it ever since. 5) the almost 500 variations you posted under various pseudonyms and fake song titles in an attempt to get the attention of “Ivy League music historians”. There was at least one week where you posted TWENTY different variations, more than half of which were completely ignored. You even admitted on some board site that the United Nations should make this their official anthem. Not surprising given their inability to come up with anything original on their own. To this date you’ve never given us a rational explanation as to why you posted this song as much as you did with very little difference in variations. And let’s not get into the “reprises” which probably made up at least half of your ‘tard anthem postings. If you’re going to post the same song 500 times, at least have the courtesy to have a different topic for each variant. The sugar-free cake one got posted nearly fifteen times. I could go on, but something tells me you wouldn’t get the point if it slapped you in the face. The fact that this is the best you could do when posting the same old song multiple times each week is lame, even for you. I wouldn’t doubt Weird Al Yankovic could have done it better. Oh, and no I’ll never listen to your stupid song, even at gunpoint. If you like it, it must be a POS.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Vern Ackular Report this comment
Way to flex that double-digit IQ. Hey, try this: instead of wasting three minutes of your life to write and post another stupid comment, why not take that time to listen to “R****m S***s”, the song that was an inescapable fixture of this site for months? I hear that listening to it just once will cure you from being offended by me and my topics 24/7. If you listen to it five times it will cure you from being offended by Gary McNamara 24/7, and if you play it 20 times you’ll have a clean bill of health for the rest of your life. Think that 20-watt philosophers brain of yours can accomplish that? Dream on, it ain’t happening. See you next Tuesday.
"Site About Suicide," Hu’s On First parody of "Rock ‘n Roll Suicide,"David Bowie, Comment by G*****&G*******B*****F*n Report this comment
I hear he’s still living.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Larned Cummings Report this comment
Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident philosopher is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original commentaries knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...
"Pumpkin Spice Latte," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Working Class Hero,"John Lennon, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Orange ya glad I gave you 5s? ;-p
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by The buzzard Report this comment
Judging by the co-opted user names and copied comment, it looks like our resident retard is back and still striving for the slightest shred of relevance. Anyone who had the misfortune to read his original Grandpa Magic knows exactly what I'm talking about. When Kamala Harris laughs at the stupidity of your post...
"Cocky Slogan," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Oxytocin,"Billie Eilish, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thank you Nothing Changes..., Me, and Hey Aashat for your comments. It is most appreciated!
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments Agrimorfee and Hey Aashat.
"Cocky Slogan," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Oxytocin,"Billie Eilish, Comment by Hey Aashat Report this comment
PLEASE justvstop, you are not fooling anyone. You are just WEIRD.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Hey Aashat Report this comment
Everybody knows that you are the crazy, obsessed peabrain that floods the site with fake comments. Ok, we get it. Now get the flock out from yer mommy's basement and get a goddamned life.

October 19, 2024

"25 Or 6 to 4 (PM)," Michael Pacholek parody of "25 Or 6 to 4,"Chicago, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
This gives me an idea to do a Breakfast Club parody ;-p. By the way there's a great video about OS you may have seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHvWQj4MCyQ&t=21s
"Cocky Slogan," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Oxytocin,"Billie Eilish, Comment by Me Report this comment
I agree with Nothing Changes... WHY do you always have to keep cleaning out the cookies to leave your bogus votes? Does this get you high or something?!
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
eeL deaL, you are certainly very talented. I do enjoy your works. You are FAR BETTER than the_conqueror_of_parodies (AKA the Cookie Cleaner since he always cleans out the cookies to leave his bogus votes).
"Cocky Slogan," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Oxytocin,"Billie Eilish, Comment by Nothing changes... Report this comment
Still cleaning out the cookies Sethie? What do you get out of cleaning out the cookies to give everyone your bogus votes?!

October 18, 2024

"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments everyone.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Belvue McPherson Report this comment
Thanks for your comments everyone.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by @Zen Adam B. Report this comment
And the police better be ready for you guys when you throw rocks at them and set cars and trash cans on fire while you scream your stupid "Not My President" slogan.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by * Report this comment
^^^^ Way to ruin everyone’s Friday. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if my comments are so banal, why copy them unless you’re incapable of providing anything better? Too stupid to admit the Internet Archive is never coming back?
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
All I can say is magas book your trip to the Capitol on Jan. 6rh, 2025 now. But this time the FBI, National Guard, and Secret Service will be ready for you.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Bob from Dayton Report this comment
Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience’s respect for you will grow exponentially. All I know about the Internet Archive is that it got hacked last week, so I have no interest in anything about it whatsoever, but it’s obvious the shutdown had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be throwing a temper tantrum on it via another worthless “parody”. Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t jerk off to Carole Lombard anymore? There’s still Sally Eilers and Peggy Shannon, so go knock yourself out. Is Parson Belvue McPherson your new identity, spreading the gospel about Gary McNamara and his raging hormones “cowboy hoedown” or the evils of an Ed Wynn impersonator destroying any hope for the future of humanity? Let me guess what your gospel theme song will be. Oh wait, no need, you already parodied that one eight billion times. Not surprising from someone whose favorite song ever is a forgotten novelty song from a century ago. Again, and for the 1,000th time, if Carole Lombard is so attractive to you, why don’t you just join her ASAP? Something tells me she would tell you to kiss her @$$ anyway. Dream on, it ain’t happening.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Top EEL fan Report this comment
It's so much fun to sing eel's parodies! His new title lyric line does add a syllable but it's still very easy to sing effectively. I disagree with Fay saying maga freaks have their heads in the sand. They are fully aware of Frump's fascist nature and celebrate it openly.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Belvue McPherson Report this comment
Ha! Me of all people complaining about “the majority” when you do it every day. I wrote my parody because of the negative reaction surrounding hackers going against the Internet Archive, which also seems to be the consensus on this board. The fact that no one alive today remembers seeing Carole Lombard at 18 years old is irrelevant. If you took as much time to look at her photos from that time than you did to write your comment, you would be excited over her too. There aren’t really any photos of her “showing off” at 16 or 17, so no need to contact Chris Hansen. Besides, I actually parodied songs that people are familiar with. I used the freakin’ Edmund Fitzgerald song, one of the “Big Seven”. Not unlike G&GBF, who was a sackless coward who fixated on subjects only of interest to himself. No one even remembers Gary Whatshisname or that “cowboy hoedown” story anymore, but it’s obvious his catchphrase had a huge effect on you otherwise you wouldn’t be offended by it 24/7. Oh, and both my parodies rock today, and not just because they’re virtually the same thing. Have you gotten desperate enough to throw temper tantrums over the Internet Archive shutting down? That would be hilarious. See you next Tuesday.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Cocoa Calahan Report this comment
How about replacing the joker line with "maybe she's a coker"?
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Bob from Dayton Report this comment
The guy who posted this and the Grandpa Magic crap today is taking off where our beloved G&GBF left off — beating old themes into the ground and copy-pasting old commentary. I will say that he surprised us today by using songs that are more recent than his usual choices, but then again that doesn’t require half the effort of writing a decent parody, which neither of today’s submissions are. As regards Carole Lombard, how many people are there still alive today who saw her when she was 18 years old, showing off a swimsuit or some other scantily-clad dress? I’m guessing less than two. Again, we’re talking about someone whose greatest jerk-off fantasies are geezer ghosts and some talk show host who pretended to be a cowboy as part of some high school graduation ceremony. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Not a bad parody despite what * says. 445 from me, 5 just for the effort and the devoted knowledge. You could have been a little more broadminded than just being worried about Carole--no shade on her, it's just TOO niche for a general parody. I use IA to hunt for music. I remain hopeful that this is all just a bump in the road.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by A buzzard Report this comment
Something this current and we still get references to Carole Lombard? There was only one person on here who was absolutely nuts about her, and I was naively under the assumption he had finally moved on.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by * Report this comment
I know you’re all proud of yourself for utilizing some program that allows you to pay tribute to some website that was hacked, but in reality, when you insist on only changing half the words of the OS in an attempt to bring the site back up sooner, you’re just being delusional. I don’t use the Internet Archive, but I would never smear their efforts at bringing to site back to its “former glory” by posting this “parody”. Also, no one cares about the Mysterious Cities of Silver or whatever other stupid $&!? was on that site. I guess the majority’s on to something there.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by DemoKKKrats Lie: Report this comment
FBI quietly proves President Trump right and David Muir a liar:

https://rumble.com/v5j5b2b-gutfeld-democrats-have-always-lived-in-a-fantasy-world.html
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Brewster Kahle Report this comment
Old magazine articles of Carole Lombard during her career were available on the Media History Digital Library, which relied on magazine articles posted on the Internet Archive.
"The Hack of the Internet Archive," Belvue McPherson parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,"Gordon Lightfoot, Comment by Aw, man! Report this comment
I had just downloaded all 39 episodes of the original Mysterious Cities of Gold (1982) series from there too!
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Doug Yurchey, 2005 Report this comment
https://old.world-mysteries.com/doug_katrina.htm

Could Hurricane Katrina and other Catagory-5 hurricanes have been artificially created? The very idea that someone or some agency did this sounds utterly impossible and crazy to most people. Actually, it seems incredible to those who have never entertained such notions before. To others who know that the weather can be manipulated and the feds are up to no good, then the concept of unnatural weather disasters does not sound so fantastic.

From Scott Stevens’ website Weather Wars.info:

‘It’s as if the entire Gulf Coast were obliterated by the worst kind of weapon you can imagine.’

- President G.W. Bush as he toured Alabama and Mississippi.

‘Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of Electro-Magnetic waves. So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations. It’s real…’

- Secretary of Defense William Cohen, 1997 Counterterrorism Conference, Athens, Georgia.

Scott Stevens has appeared on CNN with his idea of purposeful weather-manipulation. It is rare that concepts as unconventional as artificial weather or weather being used as a weapon make it on the television news and normal media.

Scott ‘weather-wars’ Stevens praises the work of Tom Bearden. ‘His latest paper is absolutely essential in understanding how this scaler technology works, how long it has been active, who runs it and why finally what it is immediately capable of.’ Bearden describes what kinds of events are planned for the U.S. in the coming years.

The following is an edited excerpt of Bearden’s paper dated 10/13/04. This date precedes the Sri Lankan Tsunami and the Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.

‘…The weather engineering against the United States continues today under the rogue Japanese teams on site in Russia…In 2004, we have entered a 2-year final preparation phase. These operations have been intensified and will continue to be intense, wreaking great economic damage. Hurricanes Charlie, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne, etc. have been no exception to the Yakuza weather engineering…which included directly influencing and controlling each hurricane’s power and behavior, as well as directing its course and speed so as to choose its targeting path. Indeed, Ivan did a 180 degree turn; Jeanne did a 360 degree loop before reaching Florida, demonstrating the degree of control available.’

[...and much, much, much, MUCH more in the same vein...]
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I don't know about the democrats, but here in Canada, Justin Trudeau and the Liberals think taxes can prevent storms.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by None of the Above Report this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wyevnsFLJI

'Cause you all suck; oh yes, you do!
Don't even bother to deny it's true!
Yes, you all suck in a major way,
And that is all I have to say.

'Cause you all suck; oh yes, you do!
Don't even bother to deny it's true!
Yes, you all suck in a major way,
And that is all I have to say.
"Dems Rule Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Come Together,"Beatles, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
RETARDED!!!

October 17, 2024

"Toobin," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by CML Report this comment
I am honored beyond words, Great One. Perhaps our two parodies could go head to head to see which one comes out on top. We'll call it a "Beat Off" .... Offhand (lol) I'd say my first two stanzas would pose a really stiff challenge. On the other hand, Great One does come on strong at the end, whereas I did slack off a bit there at the end. I may have climaxed too soon
"Anisa," MrMimikyu parody of "Polly,"Nirvana, Comment by * Report this comment
Not every parody...strangely, it's all the parodies that obviously attack Donald Trump and the right, and many of the parodies written by the same authors of those works that have no political ideology. Whatever the case, this pointless, infantile action has rendered the voting system moot.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
As the site's #1 Pink Floyd fan, I am morally obligated to review and comment. The title lyric line is a bit hard to pull off pacing-wise, but the funniest aspect is the extremely good rhyme matching. Yeah I am biased. IDGAF. #harriswalz2024 (And Fay Shist is 100% OTM, The Wall is what Roger Waters has been trying to warn us about since 1979...and also with Animals in 1977)
"Brain Worm," eeL deaL parody of "Glow Worm,"Mills Brothers, Comment by Vaxxy Report this comment
You anti-vaxxers also against vaccinating the kids of Gaza to protect them from polio? Stop being pro-disease.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Fay Shist Report this comment
The fascist imagery in the Pink Floyd movie "The Wall" seems so relevant these days. Rump's joint Chiefs chairman, four-star general Millie referred to him as a total fascist, fascist to the core, but be sure to keep your heads buried in the sand, MAGAts.
"Anisa," MrMimikyu parody of "Polly,"Nirvana, Comment by If you are wondering why… Report this comment
…every parody has multiple votes (mostly in multiples of 13 or 14); they are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies then refreshing the page to add more votes before cleaning out the cookies again to repeat the process.
"Draining My Veins," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Waiting in Vain,"Annie Lennox, Comment by Tut tut… Report this comment
Still cleaning out the cookies as always Cookie Cleaner? Shame on you.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Typical… Report this comment
…the_conqueror_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you all those bogus votes. Shame on you Cookie Cleaner.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Flo Red Asses Report this comment
As vulnerable as Florida is to hurricanes, it's insane of the voters there to have kept the state politically Red in recent years. Cubans consider socialism a greater threat than climate change?
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
The chemicals to make clouds release rain prematurely has existed since at least 2008 when China used it outside of town during the Bejing Olympics to make sure no rain fell on the stadiums. On. Live. Television.

Every Olympic since have had access to this. Of course that's low hanging fruit compared to start a hurricane, which no-one can do yet and probably never will.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by * Report this comment
The Orange Dementia has virally infected MAGA. They aren't able to construct a complex sentence either. Amazing security code synchronicity: H84.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Ah, E.D. is just trying to distract everyone from how badly the stupid whore the DemoKKKrats are stuck with ever since they defenestrated Dementia Joe bombed her softball interview with never-Trumper Bret Baier yesterday. "Let's go back to Donald Trump." Yes indeed: let's.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
@N2LD4U that's nothing, here in Canada, our Prime Minister thinks taxes can prevent storms and forest fires.
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
Naturally, since you loony leftards are perpetually stuck in Year Zero of yourinsane ideology, you've likewise forgotten just how many of your own celebrities were fashionably anti-vaccine WAY back before the Wuhan Virus hit our country:

https://www.jezebel.com/heres-a-fairly-comprehensive-list-of-anti-vaccination-c-1714760128

So yeah, you really shouldn't be casting any stones at your obvious moral and intellectual superiors from those GLASS HOUSES of yours, leftards!
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
Then, of course, there's HAARP, which nutjobs like you were already claiming controlled the weather even BEFORE Hurricane Katrina:

https://geopolitics.co/2015/06/06/us-air-force-admits-they-can-control-weather/

Seems to me, however, that if you Climate Cultists had ever had that kind of power, every hurricane season from 2017-2020 would have been a long string of hurricanes and tornadoes mostly slamming the red states in the South so you could claim your fool religion had been vindicated. "See? See!? Gaia is ANGRY with us for not destroying our civilization!"
"Dems Can Control The Weather," eeL deaL parody of "Plush,"Stone Temple Pilots, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
I can remember when you loony leftards claimed George W. Bush controlled the weather::

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/George_W._Bush%27s_Hurricane_Machine

October 16, 2024

"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Example of Accusation = Confession: Report this comment
Hypocrisy: Leftist Media Warns Trump May Use Lawfare Against Democrat Opposition

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hypocrisy-leftist-media-warns-trump-may-use-lawfare-against-democrat-opposition
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Reality Report this comment
All of the far Left's accusations about the Right are confessions of their own crimes.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Connie Fashion Report this comment
All of the far Right's accusations about the Left are confessions about their own behavior.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by #Not 2 Report this comment
Projection, you guys are masters.
"Toobin," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by #BB Report this comment
Easy and greasy.
"Toobin," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by BB Reader Report this comment
He got off... easy.
"Insufferably Dumb," eeL deaL parody of "Comfortably Numb,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
Yes, you leftards are insufferably dumb.

October 15, 2024

"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Parody Police Report this comment
FFS, if we all thought Babylon Bee was FUNNY, we wouldn't be HERE.
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by R.U. Serious Report this comment
Yeah, c'mon man. If we could get rid of the first amendment, they wouldn't be able to complain about us eliminating the second amendment either. LMK if you can see a pattern forming.

October 14, 2024

"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by @Noticing Report this comment
That's not what your mom said last night!
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Noticing Report this comment
Bee et al. seem to be rage-compensating for small organs.
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Weed & Peace Fan Report this comment
Adam's parody works for me, not those by Babylon Bee. Watch those by Parody Project instead.
"At the Cantina," Patrick Yoness parody of "Copacabana,"Barry Manilow, Comment by Yoness Report this comment
Oops, you are right. Between them and the big 'Y' , pretty much everything has been done. Still never enough Star Wars parodies on this site...
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Definitely NOT The Babylon Bee Report this comment
Stupid Sonderkommando Rages At Fellow Democrats For Defenestrating Obviously Demented Joe Biden After Hilariously Horrible Debate Performance

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors234.shtml
"Soon to Topple," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Supermodel,"Måneskin, Comment by Wow… Report this comment
Cookie Cleaner, wow you started early! I you are also a Comment Cleaner as well.
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Experts Say Kamala Can Still Win If She Doesn’t Appear In Public Again Between Now And Election Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-kamala-can-still-win-if-she-doesnt-appear-in-public-again-between-now-and-election-day
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
After Patient Explains He’s Thinking Of Voting Kamala, Doctor Gives Prescription For Testosterone Injection

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-patient-explains-hes-thinking-of-voting-kamala-doctor-hands-man-prescription-for-testosterone-injection
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Doug Emhoff Brags He Could Smack A Woman In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Kamala Any Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/doug-emhoff-brags-he-could-smack-a-woman-in-the-middle-of-fifth-avenue-and-not-lose-kamala-any-votes
"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by CML Report this comment
So it has. And I even commented on it. Whoever did that was pretty good. Of course my motivation here is reacting to JAB's 60 parodies of Grooving in one week. I was concerned that 60 just wasn't enough and that ONE MORE was needed
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-pretending-to-be-straight-pretends-to-hunt
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
‘Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,’ Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-is-not-the-time-for-independent-thinking-obama-tells-black-trump-supporters
"At the Cantina," Patrick Yoness parody of "Copacabana,"Barry Manilow, Comment by HS Report this comment
Despite the theme being similar to a song I've heard on dr demento, this was very original
"Cagney Calls Out Jeffrey Toobin," CML parody of "Yankee Doodle Dandy,"Yankee Doodle Dandy (Musical), Comment by CML Report this comment
For those too young to remember .. The top comments track a line that Cagney impersonators would always use, which itself is a parody of a line in a Cagney movie ....... "You dirty rat, I know you killed my brother. You see this rod (pistol). That means it's curtains (death) for you. It's a curtain rod."
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls
"Cagney Calls Out Jeffrey Toobin," CML parody of "Yankee Doodle Dandy,"Yankee Doodle Dandy (Musical), Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Toobin Reinstated In Touching Interview: 'I Got Off Easy'

https://babylonbee.com/news/toobin-gets-off-easy
"Ban All Guns and Smoke Pot," Adam Bernstein parody of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot,"Pat Benatar, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Dayum, you Kommie Kapo Kocksucker J-Streeter Whoreasses are delusional!
"Mediate, Part 2," carly_carlz parody of "Mediate,"INXS, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/inxs9.shtml
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Congrads President Elect Kamala! Break out the tissues magas ;-p I personally don't think Allan Lichtman's "10 out of 10" is impressive. Actually if you correctly guess 10 coin tosses in a row the odds are 1/1024. However if you can observe the coins as they come down and call them right before they hit the ground that's 100%. Most of us knew in September when he "predicted" Kamala that she would easily win. So his predictions are something anyone can do. The only election that gave him clout was 2016 when the loser "won"...but he also incorrectly predicted Gore, a winner who "lost'

October 13, 2024

"Orange," eel deal parody of "Yellow,"Coldplay, Comment by Tangiers Tom Report this comment
This "Mr Tangerine Man" music video is good: youtu.be/5RxVt0I889Y
"Mediate, Part 2," carly_carlz parody of "Mediate,"INXS, Comment by INXS Report this comment
MEDIATE
"A Tribute to NetBattle," SpiffyBalak parody of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?,"Rockapella, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
THE WARRANT
Is that mark robinson?
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by The Streisand Effect Report this comment
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

October 12, 2024

"The Tim Walz Waltz," Feel A I parody of "The Tennessee Waltz,"Patti Page, Comment by Walter Waltzer Report this comment
This is a great song with a similar theme to this parody: https://youtu.be/aKh-PdKMXJ4
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Wrong, Andy.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Andy Report this comment
I suspect a lot of comments on eel's parodies are eel himself from the similarity in tone and increasing craziness
"He's The Scum That Slime Wants," eeL deaL parody of "You're The One That I Want,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton John, Comment by Truest Americanism Report this comment
There is nothing un-American about enjoying trashing Rump poetically. I would argue the opposite, that it's un-American to not do so. There is nothing commendable about voting for a person who crapped all over the peaceful transfer of power just because you think he can get your gas prices down a nickel a gallon.
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Karma 4 Kamala Report this comment
From a karmic standpoint, it's definitely better to have an artist's blessing when using the music of that artist in a political campaign.
"Musk Is Moving X To Texas," eeL deaL parody of "All My Ex's Live In Texas,"George Strait, Comment by Miserable in Missouri Report this comment
Alternative chorus: "Musk is moving X to Texas, a state that is controlled by the GOP. Musk is moving X to Texas, because he thinks like slumpkins in Missouri."
"Jesus Hates Donny," eeL deaL parody of "Jesus Loves Me,"Traditional, Comment by Jesus De La Cruz Report this comment
Based on what Dump said about John McCain, we could expect him to say this about Jesus: "He's a hero because he was crucified? I like guys who weren't crucified."
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Sweet Singer Report this comment
Singing eel's parodies is a lot of fun! I highly recommend it.
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Nelly Yung Report this comment
It seems there are many who would applaud a "let's impale x president" parody of that Neil Young song mentioned.
"Who Did You Punch," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Who Do You Love,"The Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer, Comment by Yeah Report this comment
Very good and true point and assessment, "don't help"
"Santa Got Run Over by his Reindeer," Mick Terry parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,"Elmo & Patsy, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
GRANDMA JUST RANOVER ONE OF SANTAS REINDEER,VENISON FOR OUR CHRISTMAS MEAL

October 11, 2024

"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by Hey CML Report this comment
This idea was already done back in 2020: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theyoungrascals5.shtml
"What a French! It Really Pleases," John A. Barry parody of "What a Friend We Have in Jesus,"Joseph M. Scriven, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
can I have fries with this?
"Randy (You're a Fraudster)," G_RandomPerson parody of "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl),"Looking Glass, Comment by CML Report this comment
Don't know the fact situation, but remember the OS. You tracked it really well

October 10, 2024

"You Can't Make Me Wear Scarves," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart,"Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus, Comment by ** Report this comment
...in the comments section.
"Who Did You Punch," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Who Do You Love,"The Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer, Comment by "Commeny Cleaner" Report this comment
What, did somebody wipe out your "Please help bobpiecheese" spam too?
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Accurate Forecaster Report this comment
Lichtman correctly predicted nine of the last 10 presidential races. The only one he missed was in 2000 which was decided by 537 votes in Florida. Based on that track record, the best set MAGAts can hope for is a race like 2000 where the now Rump-stuffed Supreme Court can make him winner. There is every reason for them to be sweating hard.
"Wash Up or Reek," John A. Barry parody of "Doxology,"Curtis W. Reese, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Thanks again, Bob.
"What a French! It Really Pleases," John A. Barry parody of "What a Friend We Have in Jesus,"Joseph M. Scriven, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Thanks, Bob.
"What a French! It Really Pleases," John A. Barry parody of "What a Friend We Have in Jesus,"Joseph M. Scriven, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Another great parody! Well done JAB!
"Wash Up or Reek," John A. Barry parody of "Doxology,"Curtis W. Reese, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Hey JAB, nice to see you again! 555
"Baseball Game," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Doggonit,"Oliver Anthony, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Really good Ducs! Well done! 555
"My OCD," A2Z parody of "My Favorite Things,"Julie Andrews, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Very good indeed A2Z. 555s all round
"Who Did You Punch," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Who Do You Love,"The Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer, Comment by Me Report this comment
Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have turned into a Commeny Cleaner as well
"Who Did You Punch," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Who Do You Love,"The Chainsmokers ft. 5 Seconds of Summer, Comment by Don't help bobpiecheese Report this comment
You know, bobpiecheese, those other regular authors Duc4AmIRight and John A Barry can take care of themselves while that talentless loser eel deal can go suck on another exhaust pipe. John A Barry has submitted so many parodies at a time that just about nobody actually reads them. Don't bother with comments or votes, as this site is dying anyway. Its founder Chuck has long since abandoned it and left it to run on inertia until it collapses under the weight of all its political propagandist parasites and spammers, so there's no need to help prolong the suffering.
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Libby Report this comment
As people with brains already know, she comes into politics with experience as a prosecutor. Most folks in the legal profession learn how to choose their words and diction with style over time. It's not like she had to learn to deflect and debate in three months time. And in the end game, NOBODY REALLY GIVES A F.
"You Can't Make Me Wear Scarves," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart,"Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus, Comment by * Report this comment
Caution: mental midget at work.

October 09, 2024

"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
Isn't stalling for time in uncertain situations while waiting for more information one of the key features of experienced actors and politicians? This might be the most presidential thing she has done so far. Sure, Trump winging it without a teleprompter all the time is even more impressive, but as far as gaffes goes this one isn't, I'd go so far as to guess she's been prepped and trained for doing this if their tech goes out accidentally or if it's being hacked.
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by KommieLiar Whoreass Report this comment
Wow, that mindless salad-tossing traitortwat sure looks like a puppet with its strings cut when her teleprompter goes out, doesn't she?

https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/04/kamala-teleprompter-dies-and-she-freezes-n2401789

Must be using Hussein's teleprompter; thing gets mighty temperamental when it doesn't get thos sexy iMacs it demands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Skum Musk Report this comment
Didn't the weird manner in which Musk was jumping up and down at the Rump rally in Butler make him look like a total lunatic? Why would he say to F***er Carlson that if Dump loses the election, he's f***ed? He'd still be the richest man in the world, wouldn't he?
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Prediction Outcome: Report this comment
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1806569055697916392
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Allan Lichtman Report this comment
Debates are not predictive of outcomes. Hillary Clinton won all three debates, still lost. John Kerry won all of the debates, still lost. Barack Obama got trounced, 72%-20% in the poll, worse than Biden, and went on to win. That’s why we rely on the thirteen keys, which tap into the structure of how elections really work, and they show that Democrats’ really only chance to win, contrary to everything I’ve heard, is with Biden running.
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Andre Cooper Report this comment
You Can Ignore Allan Lichtman and His Presidential Predictions

https://goodreason.substack.com/p/you-can-ignore-allan-lichtman-and
"The Winner's Harris-Walz," eeL deaL parody of "The Winner Takes It All,"ABBA, Comment by Charismatic Charlie Report this comment
One of the keys in historian Allan Lichtman's election outcome prediction system is candidate charisma but it has to be broad charisma. The 2024 Republican candidate has charisma with his nutty base but has anti-charisma with a greater number of people.

October 08, 2024

"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by CML Report this comment
Eddie, the rumor we heard as six year olds was that you were making it with Barbara Billingsley .. but sometimes she couldn't do it with you because "Ward would be too hard on the beaver" the night before. And then you'd have to "wax down your surfboard"; cause you couldn't wait for June.
"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by Young Rascall Eddie Haskell Report this comment
You know, CML, when it came to getting myself off, I used to "leave it to beaver" .. but now thanks to Jeffrey Toobin, I too take matters into my own hands
"Annoying You," guart milkster parody of "Suzie-Q,"Creedence Clearwater Revival, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
I didn't need to be reminded
"Brain Worm," eeL deaL parody of "Glow Worm,"Mills Brothers, Comment by Speculation Report this comment
I reckon he'd say the Party left HIM when you deranged vaxxcsist warmongers took it over; kinda like what happened to Cindy Sheehan and other useful idiots who actually believed in all that "anti-war" crap you liars used to spew once they had outlived their usefulness to you.
"Get Me Coffee," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Get Me Bodied,"Beyoncé, Comment by * Report this comment
Hey PHB, haven't you pissed on this wall enough?
"Russians," Demolition Man parody of "Wild Boys,"Duran Duran, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
Wow, you kowtow. Your words and vocabulary betray you. Who is your god? Did you ever pass the 3rd grade? Get an education before using 'big words' that you don't know the meaning of. That doesn't make you 'macho' or 'cool' at all.

October 07, 2024

"I Wanna Eat a Dog," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Wanna Be a Dog,"Charlotte Diamond, Comment by Mominam Report this comment
beagle/illegal is a nice rhyme!
"I Wanna Eat a Dog," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Wanna Be a Dog,"Charlotte Diamond, Comment by "Neighborhood Feast" Report this comment
Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!

https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9
"I Wanna Eat a Dog," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Wanna Be a Dog,"Charlotte Diamond, Comment by Bill Frenzer & Ogden Edsl Report this comment
Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
"Russians," Demolition Man parody of "Wild Boys,"Duran Duran, Comment by Wow. Report this comment
I'll bet you still believe Dan Rather's obviously-forged-on-Microsoft-Word Killian Memos are real.
"Texaco Bathroom," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Delilah,"Tom Jones, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Thanks for your 555 votes all! It is appreciated!

October 06, 2024

"’shroomin’," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
I was expecting this to be about doing drugs in the Walmart parking lot, but not the worst. Also, that's too many "Groovin'" parodies. Get some new material, dude.
"Diddy," Hu’s On First parody of "Do Wah Diddy Diddy,"Manfred Mann, Comment by Chris Wolvie Report this comment
Beat me to it. 555!

October 05, 2024

"Kamala," Adam Bernstein parody of "Road Runner,"Barbara Cameron, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Now we know where MAGA lives: Tempe: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gunfire-hits-vice-president-kamala-harris-campaign-office-in-arizona

October 04, 2024

"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by Frito Pendejo Report this comment
Go 'way! Batin'!
"There's Some Kind of Stall (All Across The Road)," quart milkster parody of "There's a Kind of Hush (All Over The World),"Herman's Hermits, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
Almost in America
"Live In The Space Station," EWOP parody of "Living Inside Myself,"Gino Vannelli, Comment by EWOP Report this comment
Thanks
"Criminal In New York," Immoral Liberal parody of "Englishman In New York,"Sting, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
What about that traitor trash criminal SMF trump?
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
Great parody rewrite. Ignore MAGA and his ilk, he's immature and can't face the truth. He kisses Russian fanny and takes his elementary school daughter to a local father-daughter dance because he's a chump, a sore loser and a geeky follower of a spankee boy antichrist. He's sick. Just ignore him and his sassymouth kind, they're deluded, uncultured, dense, banal and dumb. And the worst part of it all is that they CHOSE to be. Have a good weekend.
"Live In The Space Station," EWOP parody of "Living Inside Myself,"Gino Vannelli, Comment by I Remember 1981 Report this comment
Hated the original pompous song but this lyrical rewrite is a good as it gets. Kudos!
"They Don't Care," Immoral Liberal parody of "They Don't Know,"Tracey Ullman, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
Drinking that poison Kook-Aid again.
"Turbin'," CML parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by JAB Report this comment
This parody can't be beat, CML I give it five and around, and I don't mean fingers.

October 03, 2024

"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
The cult is getting very, very nervous, so keep it up with these parodies.
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Surprising Report this comment
For a guy who hates Trump I'm surprised you haven't used Neil Young's "Let's Impeach the President" yet.
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Merriam Webster Report this comment
That's because "Reserve" here is a noun, not a verb.

October 02, 2024

"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Another Stolen Comment Report this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Oh, yes. Report this comment
There's never any shortage of BS from the Federal Reserve. As its detractors like to point out, it doesn't "reserve" anything, and doesn't answer to the federal government. It's just the place where Congress goes to get more digital currency printed (on a balance spreadsheet) whenever it doesn't have enough tax revenue to cover the latest expenditures in a bill it just passed—which is EVERY time it passes one of those bills now.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Rabid Runts Rant Relentlessly Report this comment
If I had to describe mega people in one word, it would be rabid. Someone with a strong voice should sing the following and post it: tiny.cc/white-rabid
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by BS Hater Report this comment
Fed bull, fed bull, so much BS...
"Fed Bull, Fed Bull," eeL deaL parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Waldorf & Statler Report this comment
"That was wonderful!"

"Bravo!"

"I loved that!"

"Oh, it was great!"

"Well, it was pretty good..."

"Well it wasn't bad..."

"Well, there were parts if it that weren't very good, though."

"It could have been a lot better!"

"I didn't really like it."

"It was pretty terrible!"

"It was bad!"

"It was awful!"

"Aw, it was terrible!"

"Get 'em away!"

"Hey, BOO!"

"BOOOOOO!!!"
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Yup Maga, everybody has problems
"The Darker the Leather // The Bigger My Laugh," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The Darker the Weather // The Better the ,"MISSIO, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
So that's what happens when the "End" key somehow submits the parody for me, the last word of the title gets axed. It's meant to be "The Darker the Weather // The Better the Man", folks. No, still don't know why it's got the "//" in there.

October 01, 2024

"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Now where, oh where, oh where could anybody have gotten the idea that the treasonous unelected illegitimate Biden Regime has been withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene? Where could people be getting these crazy notions?

Oh yeah:

https://notthebee.com/article/this-woman-blasted-joe-biden-live-on-nbc--she-has-family-that-has-been-trapped-in-nc-for-4-days
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Tom Report this comment
I knew nothing about this or him but just researched. But I'm inclined to believe Robinson's denial of it being him. Don't put allegations as being true
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by And Report this comment
Also to eel, you're not helping anything with your increasingly crazy seeming take on things. I don't like either of them or various policies on both sides so I really don't have a side. But you're not helping by contributing to the madness on a constant basis
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Eh Report this comment
The maga guy makes everyone who might possibly think the republican ticket isn't as bad as the democratic ticket look bad. He represents the extreme, delusional part of the party, which i don't think represents most of it at all. Yes they should have had a different candidate but this is where it is with low voter turnout in the primary. The maga guy also does not represent independents who might go republican this time. Also to others on here, needlessly shaming those who disagree with you enough to not vote like you do doesn't help anything either. You don't have to agree with everything to vote for someone, just think they're not as bad as the competition on various issues. There's plenty of insanity on the extremes of both sides as we see on this site. Rise above it. Research issues, become an informed voter, don't vote based on personality alone
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by DegenerNation Report this comment
Only degenerates could vote for the most disgusting ticket ever which of course is Dump & Vance.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by James Taylor Swift Boat Veteran Report this comment
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-says-smashed-taylor-swift-signed-guitar-bid-4000-auction-jok-rcna173483
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
If the evil Skunk loses Carolina, PA, or WI it's all over. The MAGA one guy will be boohooing badly Nov. 5th.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by MAGA won't believe it because it's a Federal news release but oh well who cares Report this comment
https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20240930/biden-harris-administration-continues-whole-government-response-hurricane
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Sam Elliott Report this comment
Idle threats, dumbass.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Y'know, I think we patriots have come up with the perfect punishment for all you capital traitors who still support whoever's pulling Dementia Joe's strings: we should conscript all you Biden-rimming flabby rainbow-haired sissy soy-boys (and Karens) and put you losers on the front lines of this treasonous illegitimate regime's illegal proxy war with Russia, and have you armchair warriors try to operate all that outdated military equipment this illegitimate regime has sent there on the productive patriotic taxpayers' dime. That way, you Kool-Aid-drinking Biden-rimming Commies can all demonstrate for everyone just how absolutely certain you are of the similarly unelected (and likewise illegitimate) Zelensky Regime's victory over Russia you've all been claiming to believe is imminent—right before you privileged parasitic pedofaggotrannies are all slaughtered for the worthless cannon fodder you are, that is.
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden IS withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin won't lie about. You'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. Such treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs are all you genocidal psychopathic DemoKKKrat insurrectionists.
"Curry With a Tinge of Old Spot," John Dacey parody of "Surrey With the Fringe on the Top (Oklahoma!),"Gordon MacRae, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Excellent stuff :-) I wish I knew the OS better (well, at all), but this flows really well
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Hellish Helene Report this comment
Rump said that by Biden is withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject the creep won't lie about. He'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. So despicable is he.
"When You Dish Whats Killed By Car," quart milkster parody of "When You Wish Upon a Star,"Cliff Edwards, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
I'll say thanks real quick while the light is still red
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Not 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
DELUSIONAL!!!
"Rump Will Lose Carolina," eeL deaL parody of "Carolina In My Mind,"James Taylor, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
Here's a even better original song with Carolina in the title, quite possibly quite suitable for a Trump/Harris rewrite should anyone want to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzK_8ecYOs

(Treat is the Swedish hair metal band that was always parallell to Europe and a degree better than them, except they never had that big hit to propel them up to big arena fillers. Still active though).
"When You Dish Whats Killed By Car," quart milkster parody of "When You Wish Upon a Star,"Cliff Edwards, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
This one gave me a good laugh. 555
"When You Dish Whats Killed By Car," quart milkster parody of "When You Wish Upon a Star,"Cliff Edwards, Comment by RFK Jr. Report this comment
I approve of this parody. Gotta go, possum on the griddle.

September 30, 2024

"Kamala," Adam Bernstein parody of "Road Runner,"Barbara Cameron, Comment by LIBBY Report this comment
At least we can be assured he will calm concede when he loses. RIGHT??? RIGHT!!!??
"Augie Doggie," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Mellow Yellow,"Donovan, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@ Agrimorfee and Sharif - Many thanks! :D
"Proofin’," John A. Barry parody of "Groovin',"The Young Rascals, Comment by CML Report this comment
You missed a couple of parody possibilities. "Choomin'" a song about indulging in high dose THC, performed by Barry Soetero And His Young Rascals. Also, "Turbin'" by Jeffrey Toobin, about the pleasures and hazards of online onanism
"Red Bull, Red Bull," EEL A I parody of "Rebel Rebel,"David Bowie, Comment by Suno & Udio User Report this comment
The problem with that request is that the "something funny" part doesn't compute with AI; none of those systems have a sense of humor, nor are they any good at simulating one. The humor, you have to supply yourself, e.g. "Write a song about a supervillain who's the epitome of evil among parking garage attendants," or "Describe our country's failing economy entirely in terms of toilet metaphors."
"Curry With a Tinge of Old Spot," John Dacey parody of "Surrey With the Fringe on the Top (Oklahoma!),"Gordon MacRae, Comment by Lunatic Fringe Report this comment
https://suno.com/song/e4eef624-4750-4c21-bd96-ee9954bad229

In the land of comments, text, and scroll,
Everyone's a hero or a troll:
There's no room for gray; oh, no way!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler today!

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!

In this world of moral black and white,
I am never wrong; I'm always right.
Label them fast and shout it clear:
Everyone I don’t like is Hitler in here!

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!

What if we showed a bit of grace?
Saw the world as a bigger place?
No, that's too hard; let's just say
Everyone I don't like is Hitler today!

[Instrumental]

Keyboard warriors on each website,
In this flame battle we choose to fight
Will soon say you're Hitler, one finds;
If we don't like you, you're Hitler in our minds.

Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
"Mr. Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Mrs. Robinson,"Simon & Garfunkel, Comment by @MAGA Report this comment
They're like Homer Simpson in the episode "Trash of the Titans" where he was the only one who supported himself at the end.
"Mr. Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Mrs. Robinson,"Simon & Garfunkel, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Uh oh... looks like you upset the lunatic fringe!
"Curry With a Tinge of Old Spot," John Dacey parody of "Surrey With the Fringe on the Top (Oklahoma!),"Gordon MacRae, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
The lunatic fringe? You Whoreass-rimming crankcases have already spoken.
"Augie Doggie," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Mellow Yellow,"Donovan, Comment by Sharif Lenni Aal Kharish Report this comment
Who but Al Porfle could have exposed the banal genius of the English poet Donovan in such an inspired fashion ..... WHO BUT HE!!
"Augie Doggie," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Mellow Yellow,"Donovan, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Fun read with two characters who had very little substance to build a parody around, that's mad parody skillz (but I would expect nothing less from you Porfle).
"Curry With a Tinge of Old Spot," John Dacey parody of "Surrey With the Fringe on the Top (Oklahoma!),"Gordon MacRae, Comment by Wild Rover Report this comment
Brilliant parody, but what will the lunatic fringe have to say?
"Skinnamarink versions," quart milkster parody of "Skinnamarink,"Traditional, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
It's time for me to go see something else.
"Augie Doggie," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Mellow Yellow,"Donovan, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Good afternoon all. Please leave me some great feedback!
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
This is excellent :) Not convinced by the premise (I completely agree it's more likely to be the work of a single deluded fanatic with way too much time on his hands than a Russian bot.. I mean, why??) :-D

I do find it amusing that the MAGA bot has to insist that the proven Russian interference that got Trump elected in 2016 was discredited. The one missing step was that Trump knew it was happening, and I've said on here many times that Trump was obviously not knowingly colluding with Russia because he would have told everyone if that had been the case. He was a useful idiot, not a knowing participant. But given the number of people in prison (many from Trump's immediate circle of confidants), calling the whole probe "discredited" is self-delusion at its finest.
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Hey wow... Report this comment
The 80s just called. They want your cutting edge insult humor.
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by John Dacey Report this comment
Six hundred fifty 1s! (times three categories). Impressive stuff. I'm not familiar with the original song, but I'll give you a row of 5's based on a historical record for excellence.

September 29, 2024

"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
I want to take credit for the phrase "A Schrodinger's Cat Nothingburger" being applied everywhere a story's debunked as dead but still lives on among those looking towards the box of its remains from beyond. :-) :-)
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@wow - what do you have against TCOP? Reminds me of so many others here making such evidence-free claims

@"Liberal Lexicon" - What evidence was there when Trump made the claims? None. His VP says it's not true. A bunch of people making stuff up to support Trump after he had made his nonsensical remarks does not mean he was right all along. Even if (and it's a big "if" because frankly I don't believe you/them) there are now people stating on TwiX that Haitian immigrants are eating pets, Trump did his rant when the only support for the lie was a photo of a non-Haitian not from Springfield at all, a retracted FB post from someone who was reporting hearsay, and a police report regarding someone whose cat was still in the basement. Trump has zero critical thinking skills, and is unable to determine whether something is true or false. You want someone that stupid in power?
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Liberal Lexicon Report this comment
Against all evidence -- Backed up by video testimony of dozens of people in Springfield that has appeared on TwitterX
"Fake, Preened Believers," Jonathan S. parody of "Daydream Believer,"The Monkees, Comment by Michigan Voters Report this comment
BOO!!! Up yours, Tampon Timmy!
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Libby Report this comment
So you DO admit that Don is a mental midget.
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
I knew the MAGA crowd would be desperate to justify their cult leader's cupidity, anything to pretend that against all evidence he knew what he was talking about, but having watched those videos it is even more pellucidly clear that this isn't happening in Springfield. Vance knew he was lying, and Trump is too stupid to realise it's bollocks.

@Peter: rabbits have been food for far longer than they've been pets. We had a cat who used to bring in wild rabbits on a regular basis.. once dead, you have a limited time to deal with a rabbit as its gut bacteria keep on producing gas, and the results are amazingly gross: one pretty much exploded just outside the kitchen door. We did consider tanning the skins, but decided against :-)
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Army Turkey Trot Coming Report this comment
What JD Vance wants is to restore the Ottoman Empire. Quit dogging him about eating Haitian couisine.

September 28, 2024

"Fake, Preened Believers," Jonathan S. parody of "Daydream Believer,"The Monkees, Comment by Tim Walz Report this comment
Damn straight, Hey!
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Wow. Looks like I've REALLY riled up Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here! Since all DemoKKKrats' accusations are projections, we'll have to assume Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here is, in fact, living in his mom's basement. Of course, the one time I've ever seen him tell the truth on here was when he proudly asserted he and his beloved (loser) candidate Dementia Joe were equally mentally healthy. Considering that he both asserts the assassination attempts on President Trump were "staged" and that he wishes Thomas Crooks could have a do-over, I dare say his mental health is STILL at an equal level with Dementia Joe's; which explains a lot.
"How Can Cy Be Shirl?," John A. Barry parody of "How Can I Be Sure?,"The Young Rascals, Comment by Airplane! Report this comment
"I am serious; and don't call me Shirley."
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Explains why they falsely accused the Haitians; they want all the canines for themselves. And if JD Chance likes puffer fish we should not discourage him ;-p
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
MAGA is angry. You attributed his single handed work to a Russian troll factory. Nope, the 1s-5s guy is an evil little maga twerp right here in the good ole USA! I assume he isn't hitting the back button all those times, as that's a lot of work. He's got some program that does it automatically. I guess the admin here never figured out how to permanently ban the maga Fascist. Someday he'll have a stroke and we'll know here's moved out of his Momma's basement and into a nursing home when the 1s-5s stop. ;-p
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by vegan minstrel Report this comment
Is that why Orange Orangutan doesn't have a dog for a pet? He considers them food?
"Fake, Preened Believers," Jonathan S. parody of "Daydream Believer,"The Monkees, Comment by Hey! Report this comment
Methinks CML should mind his own business.
"Counterfeit Biden," CML parody of "Eleanor Rigby,"The Beatles, Comment by Libby Report this comment
You are just pissed that Don now has a better opponent called to the table.
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by Onslaught Report this comment
Very insightful, thought provoking, and intelligent. Thanks for your comment.
"I've Only Got A Three Inch Tool," Phil Alexander parody of "I Only Want To Be With You,"The Tourists, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU
"I Will Pummel You," The Offenders parody of "I'll Make Love To You,"Boyz To Men, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
2003 MICHAEL MCCARY LEAVES BOYZ II MEN
"Tweet Devotion," Timmy1000 parody of "Sweet Emotion,"Arrowsmith, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
IT'S AEROSMITH
"Counterfeit Biden," CML parody of "Eleanor Rigby,"The Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
There's a reason I bring that last point up on this thread. I've had a real knock down drag out argument with Phil Alexander about the actual winner of the 2020 election. Excellent arguments have been made all around, so it comes down to which side is more trustworthy, or less trustworthy. My side has always made the argument that, based on obvious and serious mental deterioration that Biden was manifesting before the election that he was or would be, at some point, mentally unfit to be the President of the USA. And of course, the Dem side dismissed us as crackpots even as the evidence became overwhelming. And in so doing, they perpetrated the greatest electoral fraud in my lifetime. And so the question becomes, if they lied about Joe's mental state, what else were they lying about. Well, everything just read my posts.
"Counterfeit Biden," CML parody of "Eleanor Rigby,"The Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
I was going to go easy on Biden and say that .. on a scale of 1 to 10 where 10 is minimally competent to be the POTUS and 1 was a drooling vegetable .. on that scale I was going to give him a 3 but after what just happened ..... I mean to tell you this latest tard-osity out-tards all previous Joe-tardations by several orders of tarditure ... Joe recently made a public appearance where he had ONE JOB; remember the name Narenda Modi, the PM of India, a nation that has more people than live in the Western Hemisphere and Western Europe COMBINED ... And he couldn't do it! So he stood there for ten seconds like an exhibit in a wax museum and then yelled WHO's NEXT? ..even as Modi was sitting RIGHT BEHIND HIM. And then there was about ten seconds of more silence, broken by a woman's voice on the PA. So my question would be, "Has there ever been a more pathetic display by any freely elected Head of State .. EVER?
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Rewriting "memory" to match your current needs are common. Dee Snider has done it before. He even told Congress that their serial killer victim song "Under The Blade" was about undergoing surgery to twist himself out of the noose during congressional hearings about lyrics grooming kids into a violent lifestyle.

Maybe you're too young to remember when Al Gore through his wife Tipper Gore tried to tie up the entire music industry and Heavy Metal in particular but but had to settle for Parental Advisory Labels through the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) organization they started to achieve that. Dee won one for freedom of speech that time, but the political compromise slung together to save Tipper Gore's face and Washington tradwife career (remember, her husband was later teleprompted to become Bill Clinton's VP) is why second generation black rap music albums have Parental Advice Stickers on them and sample allowance copyright laws were hardened to the point where at least as much money as possible would flow back to old white dudes.

US Democrats of the 80s couldn't stick it to Dee and white Heavy Metal so they transpositioned themselves and shafted black Rap Music instead. No-one has ever done more while saving their own ass to accidentally ensure that wordsmithing smart black suburban musically talented kids have the odds rigged against them to remain poor, only a few has since ever managed to get out of the plantation.

Dee Snider actually PLAYED HIMSELF in a great movie about this where you can see that everything above is true. Go watch "Warning: Parental Advisory" (www.imdb.com/title/tt0308692) about what happened back when liberalism seriously derailed and set off the start to total change of positions on freedom of speech that they have arrived at today.
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by History Lesson Report this comment
Totally unrelated to all things left and right. Started back when original lyrics on the net were still not common. A site where people could ask each other "the lines goes xyz, am i right?"

http://www.amiright.com/aboutus.shtml

September 27, 2024

"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Parody writer Report this comment
BRILLIANT! And so true!! Love the original song and this parody. (Was this site named Am I right because it's a right-wing site, or is that just a coincidence?)
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Schrodinger's Peter Report this comment
555. The only second term (pun totally intended) winner on this is PETA that might grab the pussy, I mean opportunity, in the wind and storm us all with endless propaganda that even more animals should be put on the no-grill list while Haitians are taken off the no-fly ditto. Will Camela be able to hold them at bay 2025-2028?

Anyway, did I tell you all that my grandmother ate bunnies during World War 2, even farmed them? She did, the whole village did. Winters in the early 40's were hard and meat was scarce. Technically Sweden wasn't involved in WW2, but Germany held Norway and there's a loooong common border between our nations that needed military garding. Grandpa was stationed there for close to two years while Grandma held down the farm back home. To their small stash of cows and pigs and hens she added a handful of bunnies and let nature work it's course. Apparently there was about 120 bunnies in cages on lawns around the house when Grandpa came back, despite the oldest ones according to plan having been picked off to go in a stew now and then.

There's also a related story. I had just gotten my driver's license and was out with a friend when I hit an ordinary forest rabbit with the car and killed it. We stopped to check, it was dead alright, but no outside blood, just totally smashed up internally. My friend said "I know what to do" and threw it in the trunk. Then we drove to HIS grandfather and grandmother, who took the rabbit and skinned it, gave us fifty kronor for the skin, and said we could come over for rabbit stew the next day if enough meat could be salvaged. They hadn't eaten that themselves since right after WW2 and seemed quite happy for the nostalgia. I was already booked that day with a girl I had my own rabbiting plans for (that failed miserably) so I missed the chance to eat some myself (any way you look at it) but that was the day I realized how common the practice of eating fluff bunnies must have been back then.

"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Untwisted Brother Report this comment
Dee Snider of Twisted Sister tweeted this a couple of years ago: "ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO F OFF!"
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by Drivelspoke Report this comment
First let me respond as to the rallies. She said people start leaving. People don't go to her rallies. There's no reason to go. And the people that do go, she's busing them in and paying them to be there. And then showing them in a different light. So, she can't talk about that. People don't leave my rallies. We have the biggest rallies, the most incredible rallies in the history of politics. That's because people want to take their country back. Our country is being lost. We're a failing nation. And it happened three and a half years ago. And what, what's going on here, you're going to end up in World War 3, just to go into another subject. What they have done to our country by allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country. And look at what's happening to the towns all over the United States. And a lot of towns don't want to talk -- not going to be Aurora or Springfield. A lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country. And it's a shame. As far as rallies are concerned, as far -- the reason they go is they like what I say. They want to bring our country back. They want to make America great again. It's a very simple phrase. Make America great again. She's destroying this country. And if she becomes president, this country doesn't have a chance of success. Not only success. We'll end up being Venezuela on steroids.
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by Drivelspeak Report this comment
First of all, they bought their chips from Taiwan. We hardly make chips anymore because of philosophies like they have and policies like they have. I don't say her because she has no policy. Everything that she believed three years ago and four years ago is out the window. She's going to my philosophy now. In fact, I was going to send her a MAGA hat. She's gone to my philosophy. But if she ever got elected, she'd change it. And it will be the end of our country. She's a Marxist. Everybody knows she's a Marxist. Her father's a Marxist professor in economics. And he taught her well. But when you look at what she's done to our country and when you look at these millions and millions of people that are pouring into our country monthly where it's I believe 21 million people, not the 15 that people say, and I think it's a lot higher than the 21. That's bigger than New York state. Pouring in. And just look at what they're doing to our country. They're criminals. Many of these people coming in are criminals. And that's bad for our economy too. You mentioned before, we'll talk about immigration later. Well, bad immigration is the worst thing that can happen to our economy. They have and she has destroyed our country with policy that's insane. Almost policy that you'd say they have to hate our country.
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by Onslaught Report this comment
Thanks, it is a long one.
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by CML Report this comment
I had to look this one up cause I had no idea what the OS was about. So, for onlookers this is part song interrupted by a woman performer babbling incoherently about anything and everything. This must have taken a Hella lot work!
"Word Salad," Onslaught parody of "She's Talking Again,"Henry Phillips, Comment by CML Report this comment
I do believe Kamal is in the process of transcending "world salad" and is vaulting all the way to "drivelspeak"
"How Can Cy Be Shirl?," John A. Barry parody of "How Can I Be Sure?,"The Young Rascals, Comment by CML Report this comment
As I just commented to a onetime Depression Era child actress, .. "Shirley, what this website needs right now is a return of some of the old timers"
"Fake, Preened Believers," Jonathan S. parody of "Daydream Believer,"The Monkees, Comment by CML Report this comment
What the hell kind of welcome was that, O Trollish One? You don't welcome one person while simultaneously bashing another
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Catchy Original Song: Report this comment
https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9

Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
Ducks and chickens will taste great
Served up on our dinner plate.
"How Can Cy Be Shirl?," John A. Barry parody of "How Can I Be Sure?,"The Young Rascals, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Really good. 555
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
At least I’m better than the_conqueror_of_parodiez at writing parodies.
"Fake, Preened Believers," Jonathan S. parody of "Daydream Believer,"The Monkees, Comment by Hey! Report this comment
Welcome back! I missed you very much! Nice to see some refreshed talent unlike the_conqueror_of_parodies who thanks he’s gods gift just because he posts something everyday. His real name is Seth Retallick by the way.
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Video Link That Got Cut Off: Report this comment
Dog meat is tough; snake meat is tougher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Kenyan Dog Meat Eater Report this comment
It's kinda tough:
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Harry Reid Report this comment
“They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?”
"Dump Wants To Eat Doggies In Store Windows," eeL deaL parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Quit Noticing Reality, Racists! Report this comment
https://rumble.com/v5ehsdn
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Video link that somehow got cut off: Report this comment
https://rumble.com/v5ez270

That's the video of the guy sounding off about the neighbor grilling a couple of cats on the grill mentioned above.
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Meanwhile, back in reality... Report this comment
Daughter of Haitian immigrant says yes, they do eat cats:

https://rumble.com/v5eoqud

While she doesn't mention it, one other reason they eat cats down there is that those aren't their pets; the cats are wild animals. As in most parts of the world, being wild animals means they are considered legitimate prey for hunters. So to the Haitians, finding out that hunting and eating cats is offensive to people here because they're pets would be sort of like a possum hunter here in the U.S. finding out that his neighbor is ticked off at him because the possums he killed and ate were actually his neighbor's pets.
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by Onslaught Report this comment
A good job nevertheless. 5’s
"The Cat Came Back," Phil Alexander parody of "The Cat Came Back,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Meanwhile back in reality... Report this comment
"Yo! What is this they got on the grill?"

"Is that— You think it's cats?"

"Man, listen, man... There go a cat right there. His a** better get missin' man. Look like his homies on the grill, man! What the f***!?"
"Red Russian Bot," Hu’s On First parody of "Red Rubber Ball,"The Cyrkle, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You still swallowing the DemoKKKrats' old long-discredited "Russia, Russia, Russia" narrative? Get a clue. Putin favors our having no President at all, which is to say what we've got right now. Hence his "joking" endorsement of KommieLiar Whoreass (who'd help ensure that we would CONTINUE to have no real President):

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/zelensky_joins_putin_campaigning_and_advocating_for_kamala_harris_in_pennsylvania.html
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
A while ago, Zen said that Justin Trudeau is going to trounce Pierre Poilievre in 2025. Looks like Pierre is on cruise control to win a majority now.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Aaron Report this comment
Zen, this is why they should've put up someone who could've at least had a chance at the popular vote. And then it could more easily translate into the electoral vote. Instead they insist on keeping putting up this loser. They've given up on ever getting the popular vote. I think the goal of republicans now is to lose but have an excuse, however weak or lacking in evidence it is. They somehow don't realize that other people don't believe their excuses. All this must make them feel good for some reason. Also for some reason it must be less taxing on them than putting up someone who might have a chance of winning. The crazies are the only ones who vote in the primary (along with crazy election officials who change the rules in his favor as much as possible) so that doesn't help.

September 26, 2024

"Green Giant," A2Z parody of "Green Stamps,"Nilo Menendez, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
Oh, I heard about him. I hope at least one of my triple fives is real.
"Mama Told Me To Stay Home," quart milkster parody of "Mama Told Me Not To Come,"Three Dog Night, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Conald Skunk is going to lose for the 3rd time: 2016 (lost by 3 million votes) 2020 (lost by 7 million) and 2024 (will lose by 12 million). He'll be back in 2028 for a rematch against Kamala. Of course he'll lose again. By then there could very well be a 3rd party of moderates like Lynn Cheney, Kinzinger, etc.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Humble Hank Report this comment
Sara Hucksterbee Scamders said that Harris has no kids to keep her humble. That's a weak argument when you consider that Rumputin has kids and they sure didn't keep him humble.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Whigging Out Report this comment
Deranged Orange and Epstein were clearly super close friends... The reDumplican Party needs to go extinct like the Whigs did.
"I Don't Vote," Arch Vile parody of "I Don't Know,"The Sheepdogs, Comment by @Agrimorfee Report this comment
I tried to submit one last week too, and the same thing happened though.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by LOL Report this comment
:D ::D :D :D :D :D
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Inconvenient Facts Report this comment
Of course, Pedo Joe is Epstein's kind of people, as revealed by his daughter's diary his lawless illegal occupation regime failed to suppress (although his totalitarian enforcers sure did their worst to punish those who revealed it to the public):

https://vigilantnews.com/post/ashley-biden-confirms-her-controversial-diary-is-real-in-emotional-letter-to-judge/
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Yeah Report this comment
The real question is why the hell he always has to be the nominee until the freaking end of time. Government works better when there's balance and compromise but there never will be any of that again. The republican party will cease to exist by 4 years from now
"Green Giant," A2Z parody of "Green Stamps,"Nilo Menendez, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Because some ahole knows how to wipe the cookies from the voting system and insert as many votes as they want in any direction. The rating system is totally nebulous.
"I Don't Vote," Arch Vile parody of "I Don't Know,"The Sheepdogs, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
^^Chuck or admins don't check new submissions every day. Give it another day or two.
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Also... Report this comment
President Clinton, meanwhile, has got some 'splainin' to do as to what he was doing riding Epstein's Lolita Express so much and why the dude had a painting of him in women's clothes hanging in his house.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/painting-of-clinton-in-blue-dress-hung-in-jeffrey-epsteins-home/
"Rump's Insane," eeL deaL parody of "You're So Vain,"Carly Simon, Comment by Meanwhile back in reality... Report this comment
President Trump is the guy who THREW EPSTEIN OUT and banned him from Mar-A-Lago for acting... well, for acting a lot like Pedo Joe Biden.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/donald-trump-banned-jeffrey-epstein-from-maralago-after-warning-staff-he-was-really-weird/video/9b4a91d03179e40049c467b726bbc6b4
"I Don't Vote," Arch Vile parody of "I Don't Know,"The Sheepdogs, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I submitted "A Liberal Mind" last night but I guess they must have accidentally put me on the blacklist they put that Rhythm Steps troll on.

September 25, 2024

"Green Giant," A2Z parody of "Green Stamps,"Nilo Menendez, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
Hold on, if this is view 40, then how did I get 106 triple 5s?
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
It makes sense that Kim is making pets into Soylent Green. Otherwise his population would starve. Of course the magas give him a pass since he's best buds with putin-trump-the ayatollahs, etc. https://www.eurogroupforanimals.org/news/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-be-confiscated-north-korean-capital
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by Falsehood Inundation Nation Report this comment
Those MAGAt creeps pile lie onto lie and have created a lie mountain the size of Everest. Slump referred to the Haitians as illegal immigrants when they are legal.
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by Hey Lennie Report this comment
Cutting & pasting & adding from my previous comment elsewhere....It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics to build up news and social media chatter to denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let alone her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all. Not "some" government official, BTW, --the city manager, the mayor and the Governor of OH. Let's also not forget who saw to it that the bipartisan immigration policy bill was squashed so that the issue would still be a squawking point. (Gotta love that TwitterX for reliable news and information...). Fool
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by CML Report this comment
Ooopsie! Of course, It's not the VIDEOS themselves that are making these claims, It's the townfolk IN the videos who are making these claims
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by CML Report this comment
So, what is the proof that Trump is lying? Is it because some government official in Springfield says there is no evidence? That's weird, because there are now dozens of videos on TwitterX that claim the exact opposite, that their pets have gone missing. There are videos of Haitians walking around town with birds taken from municipal ponds. And they also claim their lives are being destroyed by 19,000 Haitians being dumped into their town of 60,000 .. which is something not a single one of them voted for, I'm sure
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Hey ETTK, disguised as MAGA Report this comment
Not one thing I said was a lie, and nowhere have i averred that any culture has not or do not eat domesticated animals. And BTW Arch, Colorado was a flat-out lie. (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/09/12/aurora-colorado-venezuelan-gang-stories-debunked/75190566007/)
"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow," eeL deaL parody of "Who Let The Dogs Out,"Baha Men, Comment by NOT 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
THIS SUCKS!!!
"I Don't Vote," Arch Vile parody of "I Don't Know,"The Sheepdogs, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
Thanks
"Diddy," Hu’s On First parody of "Do Wah Diddy Diddy,"Manfred Mann, Comment by Hu’s On First Report this comment
Thanks
"Eat the Pets," Adam Bernstein parody of "Meet the Mets,"Glenn Osser, Comment by Adam Bernstein Report this comment
Thanks for your comments it’s appreciated
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Dan Lotto Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback

September 24, 2024

"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Execute that Traitortwat KommieLiar! Report this comment
Libby's a liar and we all know it. KommieLiar and Tampon Tim are telling lies and stirring up hatred to inspire assassination attempts on President Trump and his patriotic followers. What makes things so bad is that there are enough clods (like Crooks and Routh) who actually believe anything they hear from those far-left propaganda outlets because they are incapable of critical thought. A lot of cultures in Africa, Asia, and the Caribbean eat animals we consider to be pets, including the Haitians. The far-left media vermin have tried and tried to cover up the truth, but in fact, the Haitians themselves have stated that they eat cats as a gourmet delicacy (https://www.haitianreport.com/2019/03/does-haitian-eat-cats.html). But the left are completely out of touch with reality and believe whatever their Whoreass-rimming media propagandists tell them. Thinking is too painful.
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
Libby's right and we all know it. Treasontrump and VD Vance are stirring up lies and hatred and that always leads to violence. What makes things so bad is that there are enough clods who actually believe all that nonsense because they have no sense. 30 years ago this past week the US invaded Haiti, and there was a guerilla war that wasn't covered much. While the media focused on the voodoo that some people there do; you'd better believe that if Haitians had a custom of eating cats + dogs then the OJ Simpson obsessed media would've gladly highlighted that too. Well, they didn't. It isn't true. But Americans forget because are vulnerable and DUMB. Ignorance Is Bliss.
"Eat the Pets," Adam Bernstein parody of "Meet the Mets,"Glenn Osser, Comment by Ryan Routh Report this comment
So, Bernstein... interested in making an easy $150,000?
"Free Essay," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "DNA,"BTS, Comment by "Cookie Cleaneer" Report this comment
What was?
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
@Libby, I wonder if you share that same sentiment about the Venezulean gangs in Aurora Colorado. You know if they "are not illegals" and "contributing to the community".
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Libby Report this comment
It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics (also ceerfully ignoring the fact that the Haitians in OH are not illegals and are contributing to the community) to build up news and social media chatter denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let along her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all, and the city of Springfield should seriously consider legal action against the Trump campaign for inciting dangerous consequences.
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Cat's Outta The Bag Report this comment
Well... it's not really ridiculous:

https://jennasside.rocks/p/the-cats-out-of-the-bag

Of course, as this blogger points out, the part about people's pets being consumed is hardly even the worst part of Springfield's plight.
"Lola B Goode," CML parody of "Johnie B Goode,"Chuck Berry, Comment by CML Report this comment
I was better at this skill back then, than I am now. Brain is slowing down
"Eat the Pets," Adam Bernstein parody of "Meet the Mets,"Glenn Osser, Comment by Base Balls Report this comment
Good parody. On the subject of baseball, maybe the White Sox overtaking the Mets as the team who had the worst season ever can help the Mets shake off their loser franchise vibe.
"We Are the Haitians," Dan Lotto parody of "We Are the Champions,"Queen, Comment by Horrified Haitian Report this comment
Thanks for at least stating that it's a ridiculous rumor.
"Diddy," Hu’s On First parody of "Do Wah Diddy Diddy,"Manfred Mann, Comment by Laugh Lover Report this comment
Definitely was funny to sing that!
"Detention," Coolgrl parody of "Ignition(remix),"R.Kelly, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"I’m Not a Nazi," Hu’s On First parody of "I’m Not a Loser,"Cast of SpongeBob SquarePants: The Musical, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
GOP stands for Germany's Old Party ;--
"Lola B Goode," CML parody of "Johnie B Goode,"Chuck Berry, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Well done CML, this was a great read. I also did a parody of this song a while back.
"Lola B Goode," CML parody of "Johnie B Goode,"Chuck Berry, Comment by Randy Hearn Report this comment
Good one!
"I Don't Vote," Arch Vile parody of "I Don't Know,"The Sheepdogs, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Thanks for the suggestion AV, I'll try to come up with something, I tried to submit a parody last week but it didn't go through for some reason: "Mr. Poilievre" to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson", so I hope this one goes through. As for the song to piss off the Swifties, I remember that Weird Al did a parody of "You Belong to Me" called "TMZ" so maybe "NDP" could work.
"Free Essay," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "DNA,"BTS, Comment by Stuart McArthur Report this comment
Hey Cookie Cleaneer, this was great! 555
"21st Century Rightwing Man," Adam Bernstein parody of "21st Century Schizoid Man,"King Crimson, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Hi all. Just checking this out after 20 years. I only added the Brittany line because she said she supported Bush. I don't think she's really political otherwise. As for 2 cellphone and 2 SUVs, I thought back then cellphones were a negative thing; now of course everyone has one. SUVs? Yes, they aren't a rightwing vehicles, but they do guzzle gas unless they're electric. It could be argued that any support for fossil fuel is support for Climate Change denialism, i.e. the rightwing.

September 23, 2024

"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Hey Peter, it's Aggy Report this comment
It is quite clear that the Jan 6 rioters could not have done anything fruitful--they could have brought serious injury or death to elected officials at the very most before someone in charge would have blown them away. The issue at hand, believe it or not, is that some on the right are attempting to paint a picture that the rioters were genial, a bit enthusiastic but certainly not out to injure people and overthrow the establishment. FOX News' Tucker Carlson even built one of his "newscasts" to millions of the gullible by cherrypicking available footage of Jan 6 folks' walking around the Capitol like slow monkeys to laughably claim as such.

September 22, 2024

"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ Phil Alexander: Good morning, I'm off to work shortly so this is just from the top of my head - cats coming back make me think of Stephen King's "Pet Sematary" and The Ramones had a hit with that exact name plus an earworming chorus, so one could start something like

I'm not gonna be eatin', until Trump has been beaten
I don't want to see him worm my friends
I'm not gonna eat pitbulls, long as Trump is of sh*t full
I don't want to see him term again

Not sure term should be used as a verb like that, but seems to work.
5,5,5! It was my favorite word way before this parody, but I'm glad you made it fit.
"Black Hole's Arse," Fack Sabbath parody of "Black Hole Sun,"Soundgarden, Comment by Somto Erinne Report this comment
What bands are you referencing?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@ Peter When you say:
"But she retracted her claims!

Yes, that's what happens when you're a girl and lotsa men online threaten to kill you!
..you are aware that she retracted her claims because her cat came home? And had done so before Trump raised it in the debate...
..because the cat came back, the very next day.. hmm, has potential



@MAGA - when you say:
"Translation: "Any evidence you present from a link that isn't propaganda from my far-left echo chambers, I will dismiss out of hand as 'MAGA propaganda' and therefore won't have to refute." Nice of you to admit up front that any evidence you can't refute, you'll simply dismiss as propaganda; which is exactly what you did with the overwhelming evidence for the 2020 election thefts at hereistheevidence.com I presented to you. That's why, when I present such links, they're for any spectators who might still be open to persuasion, not for non-persuadable rabidly far-left delusion dwellers like you."
This is simple projection - are you unable to think for yourself? Take the Hunter laptop, for example: as I explained, I changed my mind about it when there was clear evidence it was not made-up. The sorts of places I use for proof do the same thing: if found to be wrong, they admit it. Unlike places like hereistheevidence - they have not removed anything proven to be false; they also have much that is completely unevidenced, pure rumour. It is a propaganda site that is not trying to provide evidence, but to convince people like you (who have never read a single page in detail.. possibly of anything at all) that there is some.

"Now here's a lie that's absurdly easy to refute!"
..funny that you haven't managed to refute it, then. Just spewed some verbal diarrhoea that proves nothing.

"Translation: "Ask any of my fellow far-left shills""
er.. the far left over here call me right-wing, occasionally fascist, because I apply the same logic to them as I do to you. Again, you're making ridiculous, unevidenced assertions that do not hold up to easily-seen reality.

"Also, I didn't actually READ that debunking; since I can dismiss americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site, I don't have to, remember?""
er.. the only reason I dismissed americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site was *because* I read what was on it. I'm not like you: I don't do knee-jerk "it's the other side so it can be dismissed". I check first. And the two pages you linked to were obvious ignoring of reality.. so not surprising you think it's a truthful site, it tells you what you want to hear.

When you have a source (such as Guiliani or Trump in the run-up to the 2020 election) who has produced scores, probably hundreds of things fully debunked, the reasonable assumption will be that the n+1th claim will also be lies. You should be angry with them for crying wolf so very many times that nobody believed them. Your problem is you have zero critical thinking faculties, and project your own inability onto others.
"Eat The Pets," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Eat The Rich,"Motorhead, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
That's okey, if the the dirty dozen and their plus one can't see it's all tongue in cheek I can't help them anyway - though I'm a bit disappointed that no-one seems to have caught the subtle it's-all-like-a-Disney-movie-anyway reference. :-)
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Again? That's what Russia thought in the autumn of 2022, and again in 2023, and they were dead wrong, 700 000 dead soldiers wrong by now. And on top of that Ukraine just blew up their biggest ammo depot near Moscow (Google Toropets), 450 km over the border with a home made missile (they hardly even need US long range weapons soon, US weapons industry's gonna go bankrupt with Trump in charge) in an explosion that was BIGGER than the one that leveled half of Beirut a few years ago. And the day after that they did it again to the two ammo depots closest to the one already destroyed. Russian logistics are collapsing since ammo trains now have to go all the way to North Korea for reinforcements.

September 21, 2024

"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Joe Smith Report this comment
Legalities aside, it's at least good that so many great artists and bands have stated where they stand concerning this issue.
"Green Bench (Confessions of a runner)," redhotsz parody of "Green Eyes,"Coldplay, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
I was expecting "Green Eyes" by Nilo Menendez. not bad though.
"Why is My Girl Gay?," A2Z parody of "I Want it That Way,"Backstreet Boys, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
Who the f*ck gave it all ones?
"Sell Everything For Fifty," Chris Pollman parody of "Hell Aint A Bad Place To Be,"AC/DC, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
WE'RE GONNA ROCK N ROLL AND THE PARTY STARTS RIGHT NOW
"That Time When AC/DC Converted to Islam," Alif Siin/Daal Siin parody of "Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution,"AC/DC, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
I YI YI
ME AND DAD SAW THIS BAND IN CONCERT AND IT WAS AWESOME
"What's My Name Again?," Dylan G. (Silent Nature) parody of "My Name Is,"Eminem, Comment by Amiright Nanny Report this comment
Now, Mike, we've talked about this before. You need to use your inside voice here at Amiright. If you insist on this stunt where you say meaningless drivel using ALL CAPS, as if there's anything remotely funny about it, we'll just have to ban you again
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by CML Report this comment
Now Peter, if by "moving in the direction of Moscow" you mean that Ukraine has advanced several picofractions of a nanometer in a northwesterly direction in the month of September .. well, OK. Otherwise, it's going to be a disaster. Ukraine got to this point with a brilliant unexpected move that took Russia completely by surprise; made possible by the heavily forested areas of the Sumy and Southern Kursk oblasts .......... But that advantage is gone. Russia knows their whereabouts now. And you can't go on the offensive if the other side has dominance in artillery and in the air. Ukraine has no air defense. In about six weeks, all the trees will have dropped their leaves and there will be no tree cover. So then their choices will be surrender or die
"Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand," Ann Hammond parody of "Walkin In A Winter Wonderland,"Traditional, Comment by Ann Hammond Report this comment
somebodie you're asking the wrong person for help. I went deaf a long time ago and just did the songs I could manage from recall memory
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by The Fully Vetted CML Report this comment
And special thanks to G_ Random; I do appreciate it. Any song that has an all-time great distinctive riff like this OS will inevitably inspire something in me
"Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand," Ann Hammond parody of "Walkin In A Winter Wonderland,"Traditional, Comment by somebodie Report this comment
I'm going to get quart going. For some reason I got something in my head, When will it en When will it en When will it en When will it en hey the words in song are miss hey I know it what is this? hey hey
"Quiz Yourself," Graham H. parody of "Lose Yourself,"Eminem, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"What's My Name Again?," Dylan G. (Silent Nature) parody of "My Name Is,"Eminem, Comment by ME Report this comment
LOL THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY
"What's My Name Again?," Dylan G. (Silent Nature) parody of "My Name Is,"Eminem, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
PACINGS NOT WELL EITHER
"Musk Is Moving X To Texas," eeL deaL parody of "All My Ex's Live In Texas,"George Strait, Comment by Seth Retallick Report this comment
https://x.com/bobpiecheese?lang=en-GB
"This Song Doesn't Make Any Sense," Weirdo Jace parody of "Blue (Da Ba Dee),"Eiffel65, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
VERY FUNNY
"R U Fine?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "R U Mine?,"Arctic Monkeys, Comment by Hey... Report this comment
https://x.com/bobpiecheese?lang=en-GB
"R U Fine?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "R U Mine?,"Arctic Monkeys, Comment by Hey... Report this comment
...Seth Retallick, this wasn't bad.
"Joe Clark," Z-Police Productions, Inc. parody of "Business,"Eminem, Comment by 11111111111111111111111111111111111111 Report this comment
CHAMELEON
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by CML Report this comment
@SDS ... not really trying to score any points. I just thought "as long as we are doing parodies on this subject let's do one that you can dance to."
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by CML Report this comment
Thank you, fake CML for having the courtesy that I, as the actual CML, sometime lack ...... Never thought that I wouldn't mind having someone impersonate me
"Retort or Fight Me," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Distorted Light Beam,"Bastille, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Well what do you expect when you keep cleaning out the cookies to give everyone else your bogus 14 111 or 555 votes?!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
No one denying that was some crazy bullsh** - but can someone explain to me like I was 111 years old how those alleged insurrectionist would have ruled America from one single captured building and make everyone else in the entire USA obey them? Not much of an insurrection if all you get to hold is a roof and some walls surrounded by the US Military while the rest of the full USA goes about business as usual, including the new president Joe Biden.

Russia couldn't even control Ukraine back when they had conquered a third of that nation in 2022 (and it's down to about one sixth now, even less if you taking into account that Ukraine have been taking some Russian counties lately and are moving in the direction of Moscow).
"Eat The Pets," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Eat The Rich,"Motorhead, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Sorry to see you got 52 111 votes. Never mind; we all know how they occured. Its the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to give you all those 111 votes.
"It Is Time To Make A Change," Julie Nesheim parody of "Father and Son,"Cat Stevens, Comment by Julie Nesheim Report this comment
Thanks for all of your comments. It is appreciated.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Yeah, let's ignore the couple hundred bad actors who actually DID storm inside, vandalized property, pooped on furniture and stalked the halls asking aloud where the congresspersons were, as well as the number who tried to get inside who attacked Capitol police with blunt objects (such as flagpoles with American flags on them) or mace or whatever they happened to have on hand. Compared to hundreds more who DIDNT engage in this behavior...well THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING, DOESNT IT???!! RIGHT??!! NUMBERS DON'T LIE!!
"Trump 'n Biden," A2Z parody of "Yankee Doodle,"Traditional, Comment by JD Vance Report this comment
I am here to report that MAGA and his bed buddies are card carrying members of IATSE; a "union" whose underlying agenda is to bring down American values like Sunday church attendance, clean living, and feminine hygiene products only made available in proper gender-designated rooms for pooping and peeing. I have every right to create stories to bring attention to issues that don't matter to the MAINSTREAM MEDIA so voters are can give folks like Donald J. Trump back in power. I thank you for your time. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Ok Grandpa....here, take yer thorazine, yer gonna be fine.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by January 6, 2001 Fun Facts: Report this comment
The Capitol was in fact open for visitors that day, which may well explain why so many of the peaceful protesters respectfully remained behind the velvet ropes on that day:

https://instapundit.com/451498/

The number of protesters was in the hundreds of thousands:

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/08/trump_was_right_about_the_size_of_the_crowd_on_january_6_2021.html

Among footage the far-left television propagandists did not show their credulous viewers because it contradicted the fraudulent narrative they were building from their cherry-picked material was footage of the Capitol police willingly allowing the protesters into the building after some brief verbal negotiation:

https://rumble.com/vh52u9
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
"So, if nothing I have ever asserted has been anywhere near reality - show me some proof that I have been wrong. There's over a thousand parodies, and probably many thousands of comments, you should be able to find dozens of examples where you can prove what I've said has been wrong."

Hell, who needs to dig through all those when we've got loads of your blatant lies right here?

"I bet you won't find any (well, any that aren't based on your pathetically distorted version of reality.. any link that isn't to a MAGA propaganda site will do)"

Translation: "Any evidence you present from a link that isn't propaganda from my far-left echo chambers, I will dismiss out of hand as 'MAGA propaganda' and therefore won't have to refute." Nice of you to admit up front that any evidence you can't refute, you'll simply dismiss as propaganda; which is exactly what you did with the overwhelming evidence for the 2020 election thefts at hereistheevidence.com I presented to you. That's why, when I present such links, they're for any spectators who might still be open to persuasion, not for non-persuadable rabidly far-left delusion dwellers like you.

"Especially as I don't have a "side": I'm not in the US, I don't have a horse in your race. I'm as near an unbiased observer as you're going to get."

Now here's a lie that's absurdly easy to refute! That you're not actually over here voting in these races (or at least shouldn't be; considering how the DemoKKKrats here have consistently fought tooth and nail against any and all the Republicans' common-sense measures to prevent non-citizens from voting, you certainly COULD have gotten away with casting a ballot—or multiple ballots—for Dementia Joe in the 2020 elections) doesn't mean absolutely EVERYONE here hasn't seen you constantly shilling for the far left with all of its narratives and crabbing everyone to the right of Stalin over here in America. Yeah, anyone can see that politically, you're about as "unbiased" as Jeremy Corbyn!

"And you are so incredibly, laughably wrong about the Labour party being "far left" - they're closer to centre-right at the moment. See if you can find a left-winger this side of the Atlantic and ask them how left-wing Starmer is"

Translation: "Ask any of my fellow far-left shills: when you're as far to the left as we are, everyone who's not quite so far to the left is to the right of us! Why, Stalin was practically a political moderate compared to us; so naturally, we consider Labour in general and Starmer in particular to be center-right."

"your "hoaxes" are not hoaxes: one is a completely ambiguous bit of nonsense from the then-President which could easily mean exactly what has been inferred by many people. That he contradicted himself a bunch later is more like an attempt at plausible deniability than "assuming he meant what he actually said is a hoax".[sic]"

Translation: "When a Trump quote in its proper context contradicts the false narrative we far-left shills built on wrenching that quote out of context, that means Trump contradicted himself, not that our narrative is a blatant lie. Also, I didn't actually READ that debunking; since I can dismiss americandebunk.com as a MAGA propaganda site, I don't have to, remember?"

"Re Hunter Biden's laptop: no, I don't think it's misinformation. Because unlike you I am able to change my mind when presented with evidence. It was reasonable to start with to assume that is was misinformation: the first mentions of it were from Giuliani's stream of utter bollocks that even you don't repeat as being true."

Translation: "All right, so you GOT us on that one; even our far-left echo chambers couldn't shut out the reality of that forever. Of course, as with not having to refute any of the links you provide when I can just dismiss them as propaganda, we could just dismiss anything Giuliani said as a 'stream of utter bollocks' and any evidence he presented to us as Russian misinformation without having to refute either one. Accepting realities that contradict our hoaxes long after those hoaxes have served their purpose and outlived their usefulness is EASY!"
"Trump 'n Biden," A2Z parody of "Yankee Doodle,"Traditional, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You can drop the "she's too pro-gun" act, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker: as one of your favorite fellow Constitution-hating lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin Bernie Sanders recently pointed out, KommieLiar Whoreass is just plain lying about having changed ANY of her treasonous anti-American far-left positions at all, let alone her treasonous enmity to the law-abiding citizens' Constitutional right to self-defense. She's still the same Second Amendment-hating gun-grabbing goose-stepping traitortwat she ever was. You and I both know her pretended change of positions is fooling nobody.

As for the song, I disagree only with the claims that "we" are indicting Trump ("we" actual Americans have nothing to do with any of this illegitimate Biden Regime's treasonous lawfare against our last legitimately elected President) and that electing either candidate will "ruin the country" as the illegitimate Biden Regime has ALREADY ruined it. We're voting for President Donald Trump in hopes that he may yet be able to right our foundering ship of state; if that doesn't work (either because he doesn't manage to overcome the DemoKKKrats' vote fraud, or the damage those capital traitors have done to our nation proves irreparable), Civil War 2.0 will then inevitably commence.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Are the stories about lots of migrants in the USA eating pets exaggerated?

Yes!

What about Springfield?

You'll never know for sure if you weren't there.

But she retracted her claims!

Yes, that's what happens when you're a girl and lotsa men online threaten to kill you!

Alright, what about in general, people don't eat pets, do they?

When you live illegally or off the grid you sometimes have to eat what you can get, this is nothing new and has nothing at all to do with the current USA election. When I was young during an especially cold winter some of the local ducks in one of the few open waters disappeared with the passing of a, let's call it travelling band, and grilled remains were found later. Asian restaurangs world wide have been found to use stray dogs, sometimes cats and birds, to make ends meet. Don't get me started on Chinese water market diets, I'm sure y'all remember the narrative explaining in great detail that as the origin of Covid (described as either a right wing or left wing conspiracy depending on what side was in opposition in your particular nation when the diarrhea hit the fan). And there's an Oscar Award winning movie from the 80s called "The Killing Fields" that describes what people had to eat (anything they could find, including bugs on the ground) after the communist takeover of Cambodia.

That sounds insane!

Who said the current eaters were sane? Remember that already back in the 80s when Cubans flooded into Miami that their ranks were stacked because Fidel Castro emptied his country's jails and asylums and sent inmates along with the sane people boating out. Miami became the most crime infested city in the USA for a couple of years. Maduro in Venezuela is doing the same thing right now. The majority of emigrants will always be sane people wanting to live better lives, but if everyone in their home countries were sane to begin with they needn't have come in the first place. And the more sane people that gets out the less there are left to help and take care of the crazies back home, so some of them has to follow, have no choice even if their current regimes doesn't force them over into the USA like communist Maduro is doing to stay afloat himself.

September 20, 2024

"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by SDS Report this comment
Great title. The story's BS, but the parody's good.
"Ohio," Randy Hearn parody of "Ohio,"Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Comment by SDS Report this comment
Clever satire.
"Feed The Nerds," guart milkster parody of "Feed The Birds,"Disney's Mary Poppins, Comment by what? Report this comment
why is this song here twice?
"Ohio," Randy Hearn parody of "Ohio,"Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Comment by Governor Pet Killer Report this comment
It's way more likely that a Republican governor would kill a pet than any Haitian.
"It Is Time To Make A Change," Julie Nesheim parody of "Father and Son,"Cat Stevens, Comment by Earth Friend Report this comment
Nice going. Started to get emotional singing your words.
"Why is My Girl Gay?," A2Z parody of "I Want it That Way,"Backstreet Boys, Comment by Anonymous Report this comment
Pretty good! 5,5,5 dude.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Hey Phil Report this comment
You notice how MAGA sez "that YOU asserted TO ME"(emphasis mine) where nobody within this circle is trying to convince him of the hoax. Look at that self-delusion, self-justification at work. Just like Trump, The attack on his self-worth, on BELIEFS which is all he has, which is probably what has plagued him his entire life. it's all about HIS feelings and his imagination, not toward any rational reality. Sad, so weird, psychotic quite possibly.
"Ohio," Randy Hearn parody of "Ohio,"Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
It's magas who are eating them and blaming it on Haitians. Everyone knows the Trumpfuhrer hates pets; that's why he never had one.
"Trump 'n Biden," A2Z parody of "Yankee Doodle,"Traditional, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Well done, but I only agree with the Trump part. The only issue I have with Kamala is she's too pro-gun, but considering the alternative she's got my vote!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@MAGA - your "e.g. the fact that J.D. Vance has NEVER had sex with a couch." - that this was something he really did has *never* been asserted as fact. It has been an ongoing joke *because* everyone knows it's not true (however plausible a rumour it might be). This is exactly the sort of misrepresentation you keep making.

Re Hunter Biden's laptop: no, I don't think it's misinformation. Because unlike you I am able to change my mind when presented with evidence. It was reasonable to start with to assume that is was misinformation: the first mentions of it were from Giuliani's stream of utter bollocks that even you don't repeat as being true. So, yes, everyone thought it was another lie like so many others. However, I'm happy to admit I was wrong when shown to be so. Which is so very, *very* unlike you.

And you are so incredibly, laughably wrong about the Labour party being "far left" - they're closer to centre-right at the moment. See if you can find a left-winger this side of the Atlantic and ask them how left-wing Starmer is :-D

So, if nothing I have ever asserted has been anywhere near reality - show me some proof that I have been wrong. There's over a thousand parodies, and probably many thousands of comments, you should be able to find dozens of examples where you can prove what I've said has been wrong. I bet you won't find any (well, any that aren't based on your pathetically distorted version of reality.. any link that isn't to a MAGA propaganda site will do)
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Well done man, this was a great read.
"Musk Is Moving X To Texas," eeL deaL parody of "All My Ex's Live In Texas,"George Strait, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
All the lights are down;
The power's out for days.
Now I've got to walk:
Can't charge my Tesla today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJlKw56l30
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by The Dude Report this comment
Artistic license, man...
"Musk Is Moving X To Texas," eeL deaL parody of "All My Ex's Live In Texas,"George Strait, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Well, Texas has more freedom
And pistol grips out there aren't banned...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApfBvkql0lI
"R U Fine?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "R U Mine?,"Arctic Monkeys, Comment by Mirabel Madrigal Report this comment
"Don’t be upset or mad at all;
Don’t feel regret, or sad at all.
Hey, I’m still a part of the family Madrigal...
And I’m fine, I am totally fine...
I will stand on the side as you shine...

I’m not fine, I’m not fine...!"
"It Is Time To Make A Change," Julie Nesheim parody of "Father and Son,"Cat Stevens, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Don’t worry about all the 111 votes. They are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to give those votes.
"Papa's Grilled a Brand New Lab," CML parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag,"James Brown, Comment by CML Report this comment
I'll be damned. Apparently Haitians don't live in Haitia, but in a country called Haiti ... So, does that mean that Asians actually live in place called Asi?
"Ohio," Randy Hearn parody of "Ohio,"Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Comment by CML Report this comment
Where's Neal Young when you really need him?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by J.D. Vance Report this comment
I am here to report on news that media has not covered yet, and they should be for the good of the American people is that MAGA and their friends gather nightly in Springfield Oh to EAT HAWAIIAN PIZZA. I shall create these stories as needed to make THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA ignore the fact that my party has NO ACTUAL AGENDA.
"It Is Time To Make A Change," Julie Nesheim parody of "Father and Son,"Cat Stevens, Comment by The Climate Cult's High Priests Report this comment
"Good girl! Now, shelter in place while we all fly our swanky carbon-spewing private jets to our swanky carbon-spewing climate conferences to spew a lot more carbon dioxide discussing the best method of convincing all you trusting little lambs to stop breathing."
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
YOU are one who's simply lying, Phil: one needs only look at anything you've ever posted on this site to see that you are on the free-speech-hating far-left fascists's side, which includes not only the DemoKKKrats here in the U.S., but your free-speech-hating far-left fascist "Labour" Party with its authoritarian globalist oligarch Keir Starmer over there in the U.K. You're about as "unbiased" as they are. As also demonstrated by everything you've ever posted on this site, absolutely NOTHING you've ever asserted has been anywhere near reality.

"Facts": realities that are not subject to opinion, e.g. the fact that J.D. Vance has NEVER had sex with a couch.

"Hoax": an attempt to trick people into believing something preposterous, e.g. the facetious "J.D. Vance had sex with a couch!" rumor you and a great many other far-left fools asserted to me as credulously as you do every other preposterous leftard narrative; I'll bet you still believe the "Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian misinformation" and "assassination attempts on Trump were staged" hoaxes too.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@MAGA - you're simply lying. "Again, your side is clearly the one that has committed all the rioting, arson, insurrection, sedition, treason, and murder over these past four years" - is visibly risible. Especially as I don't have a "side": I'm not in the US, I don't have a horse in your race. I'm as near an unbiased observer as you're going to get. There are *so* many things you assert which are nowhere near reality.

"Facts"? You use this word: I do not think it means what you think it means. Ditto "hoax".
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Well, Phil, judging by Jeff's incitement of violence by stating that he wishes Crooks a "second chance" (at assassinating Trump, obviously), our assessments of what you free-speech-hating far-left fascists are "thinking" (to the extent that the hatred and lies your globalist death cult's leaders have programmed you leftards to regurgitate to us can be termed "thought") appear to be quite accurate. Again, your side is clearly the one that has committed all the rioting, arson, insurrection, sedition, treason, and murder over these past four years. Judging by your pathetic deflections, it's clear you barely even skimmed americandebunk.com's debunking of your January 6 hoax and didn't read its debunking of your "fine people" hoax at all; that's because you know all the facts are against you and you can't answer them.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@@Phil - this is something I see a *lot* from the Trump-supporting right wing: making up what they think someone else thinks, then castigating them for it. Show me anywhere where I have downplayed rioting, and you might have a point. But, as always, you don't.

September 19, 2024

"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Jeff in Richmond VA Report this comment
Send Trump back to Butler.......Everybody deserves a second chance.....even "Crooks"......IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
"He's The Scum That Slime Wants," eeL deaL parody of "You're The One That I Want,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton John, Comment by thought Report this comment
you wouldn't want people to do extreme negative stereotypes about people who always vote democrat, would you? sometimes it's best to put the shoe on the other foot. many people affiliate with the party that fits their philosophy and vote accordingly. no one party has the right philosophy on all the issues. you pick which issues are important to you. this doesn't mean they necessarily like the candidate, they just think the general philosophy is not as bad as what we would have with the other one. some people can vote either way and just vote for the less repulsive of the two to them. doesn't mean they like who they vote for in this case either. also doesn't mean they're a terrible person if that person happens to disagree with you. your philosophy is unamerican and hateful
"Weight," John A. Barry parody of "Wait,"Beatles, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
4,5,5! pretty good job.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by @Phil Report this comment
and what do you call peaceful? Smashing shop windows, lighting fireworks and setting waste bins on fire, destroying cars, and throwing things at police? That's what those "Not My President" hypocrites did when Trump was first elected, but to you it's probably ok because they are on your side.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
He sure is silly, ain't he?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@MAGA - your "hoaxes" are not hoaxes: one is a completely ambiguous bit of nonsense from the then-President which could easily mean exactly what has been inferred by many people. That he contradicted himself a bunch later is more like an attempt at plausible deniability than "assuming he meant what he actually said is a hoax". The Jan6 brouhaha was violent - pretending it was peaceful, or even a majority peaceful goes against so much of what we actually saw on our TVs as it unfolded. The "what you'd have to believe" section is a list of strawman arguments.

I'm guessing that the whole site is similarly trying to spin reality into something more palatable so people like you can cling on to the delusion of being right. About, well, anything.

September 18, 2024

"Santa Claus is Comin' for You," A2Z parody of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town,"Traditional, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
Bruh, Guart Milkster, WTF dude.
"Biden Is This Country's True Friend," Julie Nesheim parody of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by NOT 2 Learning Disabled 4 U Report this comment
RETARDED!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
It would help you Biden-rimming KommieLiar Whoreass simps if you actually checked the facts once in a while instead of mindlessly regurgitating your far-left propagandists' BS narratives. Conveniently, we American patriots who support President Donald Trump the rightful winner of the stolen 2020 elections against you capital traitors who supported those thefts now have thorough debunkings of each and every one of the lies you just told all gathered in one place.

Let's start with the "Fine People" Hoax:

https://americandebunk.com/2024/06/29/the-fine-people-hoax/

Then there's your BS about the peaceful January 6 protests against treasonous election theft, a protest in which YOU treasonous insurrectionist thugs fighting for the election thieves committed the ONLY murder that day against the patriot Ashli Babbitt; for which her murderer Michael Byrd has yet to be punished:

https://americandebunk.com/2024/07/12/the-january-6-insurrection-hoax/

The Babylon Bee is right: the only side that's been committing capital treason, arson, terrorism, and murder against the other is you goose-stepping DemoKKKrat thugs who serve the election thieves illegally occupying the White House. That you lawless leftards' "heroes" and "martyrs" are the likes of George Floyd, Michael Byrd, Anthony Huber, Joseph Rosenbaum, Gaige Grosskreutz, Thomas Crooks, and Ryan Routh tells those of us with working minds everything we need to know whose side all the ACTUAL "fascists" and "stochastic terrorists" who desire to overthrow the Constitution's rule of law, murder all their political opponents, and install a dictatorship are on: yours.
"Biden Is This Country's True Friend," Julie Nesheim parody of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by 2LD4U Report this comment
BRILLIANT!
"The Governor Walz," Yolanda DeByle parody of "The Tennessee Waltz,"Patti Page, Comment by Julienne Report this comment
Very entertaining. Thanks.
"Biden Is This Country's True Friend," Julie Nesheim parody of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by CML Report this comment
Everybody on both sides does that as Real Voter well knows .. and I really wish it would stop as it accomplishes nothing, and simply harms the site. Even a brand new poster sees thru it almost immediately
"Biden Is This Country's True Friend," Julie Nesheim parody of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by Real Voter Report this comment
I'm an actual person who gave you positive numbers. Disregard the phony maga morons and their ballot stuffing.
"Bittersweet Parody," Flash Flood parody of "Bittersweet Symphony,"The Verve, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Sure I will give you 5s! Love me a meta-commentary parody.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by @MAGA Report this comment
I cannot deny what I am unknowledgable of, but I do know some of your "fine" people have ran a car through a crowd in Charlottesville (killing one) and assaulted and/or critically injured many keepers of the peace on January 6th (and please don't give me the "they were just tourists" line). I wouldn't be surprised if some of your "fine" people have been terrorized by extremists on the other side, as much as some of your "fine" people have done, too. Meanwhile, I keep seeing reports of "fine" people on your side losing their S*** over "satire" on the centrist and left sides as well. Many pots calling kettles black. Sad. I will expect your predictably ad hominem rebuttal in due time.
"Biden Is This Country's True Friend," Julie Nesheim parody of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
DAYUM, you suckers of Dementia Joe's rectum are delusional!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by @Agrimorfee Report this comment
Of course we know the Babylon Bee is a satire website; and that's one of the very sites the free-speech-hating DemoKKKrats are already trying to shut down for "spreading misinformation" i.e. telling truths (albeit satirically) that contradict their illegitimate authoritarian oligarchy's fraudulent and seditious narratives. Do you deny that we people on President Donald Trump's side are the ones who've been shot at (and sometimes hit) by crazed assassins? And do you deny that the DemoKKKrats are hypocritically declaring us the dangerous ones even though we haven't fired any gunshots at them for any of their murderously hateful eliminationist rhetoric?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Funny... because it's under the far-left Constitution-hating goose-stepping DemoKKKrats' election-stealing authoritarian oligarchy that sites like this are more likely to get shut down.

September 17, 2024

"Santa Claus is Comin' for You," A2Z parody of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town,"Traditional, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! yeah, he'll look for me under my sheets. I guess I'll just have to have lots of juggling balls to throw at him.
"Amiright is Here to Stay," Gregory Blake parody of "Rock and Roll is Here to Stay,"Danny & The Juniors, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
glad I finally found this site to put my parodies in
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Jeff in Richmond VA Report this comment
My biggest fear is that under Trump, sites like this will be shut down...because that's what DICTATORS do.
"Smash Bros. Showdown of Video Game Destiny," Weird Robb parody of "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,"Lemon Demon, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
Finally a parody of USUD (Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny) that actually sounds good!
"Santa Claus is Comin' for You," A2Z parody of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town,"Traditional, Comment by A2Z Report this comment
I was looking on Google and saw the song I wrote so I'm making a comment. I encourage you to comment as well:)
"Need it," quart milkster parody of "Beat It ,"Michael Jackson, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
thanks! one thing to cross of my list
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Defamation in all forms isn't illegal in the United States when it's against public figures; it's one of the liberties fundamental to a free country to be allowed to say whatever the hell we want about our politicians. DemoKKKrats, of course, are looking to abolish this right because they're all traitors who hate our country and want to enslave and murder us all.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Hey, did you know that babylonbee is a satire website?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by F. Lee Bailey Report this comment
If Trump and Vance were to sue for libel,and defamation they would need to prove whatever it is they are suing libel and defamtion about was false.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
It's so hilarious how KommieLiar Whoreass simps project.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by 8D Report this comment
It's so hilarious that the maga freaks think they're going to win.
"Need it," quart milkster parody of "Beat It ,"Michael Jackson, Comment by TJC Report this comment
555 Kgs of coca extract!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
It sure does! See all the defamation of President Donald Trump and J.D. Vance these DemoKKKrats here have been doing ever since they lost the debate to Trump AGAIN. (Of course, as once noted by J. Jonah Jameson as portrayed by J.K. Simmons, slander is spoken; in print, defamation is legally known as libel. If Socrates were around today, I'm sure he'd agree his statement applies to these leftard losers' libels of the winners as well.)
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Socrates' Surrogate Report this comment
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers.
"High Fall," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Sweetheart,"Gavin Adcock, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
This was excellent! 555
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Yeah, local judges often get ahead of themselves. That's why overturns in higher courts are so common in all of the FREE world.

Do you really think such take down orders would hold up if a campaign, any campaign, had the time to appeal all the way up instead of doing more important things?

Learn how reality works - artists playing the victim card to not get cancelled can clog the machine for a little while and get themselves another fifteen bonus minutes of fame in the process.

Sites like this one, yes I'm talking about AMIRIGHT, wouldn't even exist if full-of-themselves copyright owners were able to put a gun to the head of those using their songs in way the don't like.

September 16, 2024

"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Oh, wow! Look who's spewing insane conspiracy theories now! Guess I should've figured you were a BlueAnon moonbat, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker; you pretty much NEED to have that much cognitive dissonance to be ethnically Jewish and yet support the goose-stepping Hamas-whoring Israel-hating DemoKKKrats over President Trump, who's been Israel's greatest friend in the Oval Office since Ronald Reagan. You'd also have to be pretty deranged to believe Cheney's endorsement is any benefit to KommieLiar Whoreass in the polls; between his and Taylor Swift's endorsement, that stupid street-walking Hamas harlot is losing to President Trump even worse than she was before!
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Whenever Conald Skunk's poll numbers drop there's another "assassination" attempt. So staged. Reminds me of 2004: whenever Bush's poll numbers dropped there was a new terror alert. But this time even Dick Cheney has endorsed Kamala; it's all over for Conald Skunk.
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Well, that's an old joke from Manic Larry Baker from all the way back in 2003, CML. Unless you're some kind of prophet or time traveler, I don't see why you should have any regrets for not thinking of it first.
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by CML Report this comment
"Cats In The Kettle" .. Damn, wish I had thought of that one!!
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Indeed, Asians in general (more Chinese than Koreans, however) have been known for eating inunabe, a.k.a. dog stew; and of course, the comments sections I frequent have been rife with posts of that "Cat's In The Kettle" parody of Harry Chapin's song for days now. Last I checked, though, the Asians weren't coming over here and eating OUR pets; anything they eat, they've mostly either raised for themselves or purchased. A lot of us also agree that the Haitians could HAVE those obnoxious geese they've been seen (and photographed) grabbing for all we care, but they do still need to get a hunting license for that.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
More of Leftardy's favorite kind of rhetoric:

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-assures-americans-that-the-real-threat-is-the-side-that-keeps-getting-shot-at

Remember, DemoKKKrats: if you get raped and murdered by one of the millions of illegal alien invaders that treasonous unelected illegal White House occupant KommieLiar Whoreass welcomed into our country when Dementia Joe (remember him?) appointed her as border czar, that's because you racist sluts shouldn't have been talking so dirty and wearing your skirts so short.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You're flailing, Leftardy: obviously "statement that was misleading" = LIE; and KommiLiar Whoreass is guilty of telling dozens more of those LIES during that debate alone (which she STILL ended up losing to Trump in a T.K.O. despite having two cheating moderators babysitting her). A joke that is funny because it's true (i.e. that the racist Kenyan Usurper Hussein ate dogs) only gets funnier with age. "I have no rejoinder..." and we can stop right there, because that's the only part of anything you said there that's even remotely true, you hateful hypocritical violent-eliminationist-rhetoric-spewing goose-stepping free-speech-hating far-left fascist traitortwat.
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MOR Report this comment
Koreans are notorious for eating pets, especially dogs. Why don't you pick on them?
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
...Just as soon as you learn how to read, right, Leftardy?
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
I have no rejoinder to the Furo video except that it looks fake as hell. And it doesn't change the truth that JD will continue(as he put it) "to create stories" .
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Jokes from nearlyba decade ago. Way to be up on your memes, MAGGIE. https://youtu.be/KAtsNzhkC-k?feature=shared
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by LIBBY Report this comment
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/haitian-immigrant-pet-eating-row-ohio-woman-accused-of-eating-cat-is-us-citizen-video-is-from-canton-not-springfield/articleshow/113320756.cms
"My Kitty Was Gone," Onslaught parody of "My City Was Gone,"The Pretenders, Comment by Onslaught Report this comment
Just now remembered: Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon. FAF
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Libby Report this comment
I look forward to giggling at the amateur journalism you are linking me to MAGgie..
"My Kitty Was Gone," Onslaught parody of "My City Was Gone,"The Pretenders, Comment by Onslaught Report this comment
Thanks for your comment
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
MAGgie, that was one Harris statement that was misleading. You win a cookie. https://www.wuft.org/politifact-florida/2024-09-13/politifact-fl-why-harris-debate-remarks-about-u-s-military-in-combat-zones-is-misleading. Not anywhere comparable to hundreds of lies espoused by Der Orange Fuerher since he has existed. Ass.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Epic fact check of KommieLiar Whoreass:

https://x.com/LoriMills4CA42/status/1834668993850036641
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
"What'd you do? Why'd you kill the cat?"

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/HaitianMigrantCat.mp4?_=2
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Of course, it's not ONLY Haitians or folks from the Congo chowing down on pets. That dog meat's "tough" stuff, ain't it, racist Kenyan Usurper Hussein?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyD7pfYf7-c
"My Kitty Was Gone," Onslaught parody of "My City Was Gone,"The Pretenders, Comment by CML Report this comment
I hear Dr Seuss has a new book out .... The Cat in The Hat Bites Back
"Serpent," wildcard parody of "Urgent,"Foreigner, Comment by you really want to know? Report this comment
Got it! use my typo for some ok stuff and better stuff like Bathroom for quart spelled correctly. Think I may have a few entries with quart spelled right.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Losing your arguments to J.D. Vance, Leftardy.
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
It's not our fault you're too stupid to know how to look up a Substack link, Leftardy:

https://christopherrufo.com/p/the-cat-eaters-of-ohio

The actual video is right after the quote “Look like his homies on the grill!”
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Certainly we cannot dispute the reports of unnamed persons reportedly testifying in some video presumably produced by the presumed author of this tweet that reportedly exists somewhere because there is no link provided by the author of this tweet. Just like JD, you "create stories" MAGgie.. Just stop being so silly.
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Losing what to whom, MAGgie?
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Cool Judge Report this comment
Well here's one case of a judge ordering 45's campaign to stop using a song: https://variety.com/2024/music/news/judge-orders-donald-trump-stop-using-hold-on-im-comin-rallies-isaac-hayes-1236129017/
"Bittersweet Parody," Flash Flood parody of "Bittersweet Symphony,"The Verve, Comment by Somto Erinne Report this comment
Hilarious! 🤣
"They Munch On Pet Doggies? That’s A Big NO!," SDS parody of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?,"Patti Page, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Well, who are we gonna believe, you or our own lyin' eyes?

https://x.com/realchrisrufo/status/1835354219454533862
"JD Vance, Sycophant," Jeff in Richmond VA parody of "What's New, Pussycat?,"Tom Jones, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You're just pissed because you Kommie La Whoreass rimmers keep losing to him, e.g.:

https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/09/15/jd-vance-dana-bash-n2400988
"Inigo/Montoya," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Love/Paranoia,"Tame Impala, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Good afternoon bobpiecheese. You and me are the only authors who submit a parody every day and keeping this site alive. Let’s make it even better by you and me making some constructive comments on each other’s parodies. Please?
"Late At Night Do Not Yet Snore," Ann Hammond parody of "25 or 6 to 4:00,"Peter Cetera, Comment by Ann Report this comment
good
"Late At Night Do Not Yet Snore," Ann Hammond parody of "25 or 6 to 4:00,"Peter Cetera, Comment by The Parody Author Report this comment
I liked it.

September 15, 2024

"Harris Walz," Julie Nesheim parody of "Ballroom Blitz,"The Sweet, Comment by Julie Nesheim Report this comment
Thank you Peter for your input
"Harris Walz," Julie Nesheim parody of "Ballroom Blitz,"The Sweet, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I like the title swap, and apart from a little too much of the original song kept also the general execution. But of course it could have been milked for even more song and dance from the other angle, like this:

And with Joe in the corna
Just like we have forewarn'ya
Now the ticket dance's a Harris Wal(t)z

Big thanks to everyone here who over the years has tought me that written English can be manhandled like that. :-)

September 14, 2024

"Chinese Girl," Brittany & Sasha parody of "Barbie Girl,"Aqua, Comment by hawk Report this comment
bru its racist

September 13, 2024

"He's The Scum That Slime Wants," eeL deaL parody of "You're The One That I Want,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton John, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Pus..."gato".
"Mine Won't Tear," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "I Don't Care,"Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
GREEN
"Harris Walz," Julie Nesheim parody of "Ballroom Blitz,"The Sweet, Comment by CML Report this comment
Both your submission are very good. You have talent ... Best practice would be to provide a space between the stanzas
"Serpent," wildcard parody of "Urgent,"Foreigner, Comment by Who am I Report this comment
I finally got back. I gave Ann the parody she didn't have so someone will still have everything. um yeah, card got finished as a story and I think I was just using milk to put my better and stupid fun parodies in. I don't know if I want him to have 100, just give him some stuff I still remember is funny and make someone else for the rest. Anyone around here still have any favorites from Ann Hammond?
"The Bitch Ain't Black," Randy Hearn parody of "The Bitch is Back,"Elton John, Comment by CML Report this comment
That's very good. Lots of barbed comments there .. Remember "Long Tall Woman in A Black Dress" How about "(She's) A Tamil Woman in a Blackface". Tamil is the Hindu nationality of her mother
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@CML - "That is now happening". I call BS. Let's face it, CML, you've made dozens of claims over the years and I'm not sure any have held up to scrutiny. This is another where you've seen something misrepresented and are so sure you're correct that you've never even bothered doing the tiniest bit of checking.
"Kamala Harris," Adam Bernstein parody of "Mrs. Robinson,"Simon & Garfunkel, Comment by Tim Walz Report this comment
"Because this started—I love this story—as a young prostitutor..."
"Harris Walz," Julie Nesheim parody of "Ballroom Blitz,"The Sweet, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Waltzing to victory against Laura Loomer's boy toy trump.
"Hotel Mara Lago," Julie Nesheim parody of "Hotel California,"The Eagles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Welcome Donald to the Hotel Rikers ;-p
"Flannel by Flannel," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Camel by Camel,"Sandy Marton, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great effort bobpiecheese! I liked this! 555
"He's The Scum That Slime Wants," eeL deaL parody of "You're The One That I Want,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton John, Comment by Pus Filled? Report this comment
What's the Mexican word for cat? I can sense an urge for cat meat filled taco puns on my tongue.

September 12, 2024

"He's The Scum That Slime Wants," eeL deaL parody of "You're The One That I Want,"John Travolta & Olivia Newton John, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
A Kamala voter is just a Trump voter whose cat hasn't been eaten yet ;-p
"High School Lit," Alvin Rhodes parody of "Ballroom Blitz,"Sweet, Comment by Julie Nesheim jmnesh@hotmail.com Report this comment
LOVE this parody!! It is so good. Here's one not as good to the same song that I'm looking for someone to sing it. Harris/Walz parody to “Ballroom Blitz” Are you ready, Doug? (Uh-huh) Kamala? (Yeah) Tim? (Okay) Alright fellas, let's go! Oh, it's been getting so hard Living with the things Donald Trump Tweets, ah-ah His posts are getting so strange He brags and lies to everyone he meets Oh, I see Tim at the back, as a matter of fact His eyes are sharp and he’s fun And Kamala in the corner, lets no one destroy her Cause we think she’s the talented one Oh, yeah! It was inviting Everyone was delighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you It'll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz Harris/Walz/Harris/Walz I'm reaching out for something You’re voting for I’m not sure who Oh, I softly call you over I’m hoping that you’ll tell Donald you’re through, ah-ha Now Tim in the back doesn’t take any flack As he argues and he’s not shy And Kamala in the corner is everyone’s reformer She could beat Trump with a wink of her eye Oh, yeah! It was electric So frantically hectic And the band started leaving 'Cause they started believing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It'll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz Oh, yeah! It was inviting Everyone was delighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a Harris/Walz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It’ll turn into a Harris/Walz Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz Harris/Walz, Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz It’s, it’s a Harris/Walz Yeah, it’s a Harris/Walz
"Big Fallin'," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Good Feelin',"Randall King, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for that!
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Breaking News Report this comment
MAGA extremists "pounce" on video of Haitian woman eating cat
"Big Fallin'," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Good Feelin',"Randall King, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
OK, here's a comment since I'm on a roll. I haven't read that many of your parodies so it's not worth many cents. My vague impression is that you keep too much of originals too often. I'm okey with that occasionally, but not all the time. And if you do it to just crank out one a day to keep up (I check, and you're close to 1500 already in just 4 years, so one a day?) I'm pretty much not okey with it. TCOP and John Barry are the only ones than can do that with quality most of the time, and their subjects still doesn't often catch my interest (I do have limited time on my hands most of the time these days for a sorry ass excuse there). :-)

As for this one I was out already on the intro and first line - fall in Georgia, can't be much fun in that, and I don't know the original song, OR artist, and the line doesnät even make sense - check please!

Listening to TOS now I hear a wonderful internal rhyme in the very first line with
Of all the dives in Virginja
That I can walk inta

Maybe it's veteran grumpiness talking but I wouldn't even have started on line two had I not nailed that with a double switcharoo. Inrhymes later are tricker, some think they are mandatory, I'm okey with them passed over if a joke is good enough to be worth it, but still perferably not.

Maybe you should revisit a few of your one fifty first parodies to see if you can add another layer of word play where you didn't have the experience to change up the first time around. Or hit it with a totally new subject. I've seen some people do that with good results (and probably had real fun with themselves while discovering how much easier words came the second time around.

Another "trick" and a favorite of mine is to always try to work on at least two parodies at the same time. Word play has a tendency to spill over, when you get stuck on one you switch to the other, and later back again - it can be a real knotbreaker, also takes the pressure off to get done with "this one" before you can start with "that one". Write on the one that is most fun right now and to hell with it if it's not done in time for the next submission window.

Also, IMHO it's a good idea to have a really big project on the backburner, one that you only occasionally add lines too. I learned that from the great spaff when he told us he hade worked for at least six months on his awardwinning "88 LINES ABOUT 140 DISCONTINUED VARIETIES AT 31 FLAVORS", quite possibly the best parody to ever have been posted on this sight.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thenails2.shtml

And the only reason I even dare plugg my own best such is that I worked on the backburner on that one for several YEARS, it was a total ego boost called "I can take Jean-Claude van Damme" (one can dream):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem326.shtml
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by CML Report this comment
Don't you mean "How much weirder can America get?" cause that is now happening in a town in Ohio where Joe's "burst dam" policy re illegal immigrants has caused 20K Haitians to emigrate there who ate now doing exactly that. There are pictures of Haitian carrying dead ducks and geese away from municipal ponds. There's another video of a Haitian women eating a cat and being caught. And of course the real crime for you is "MAGA noticing"
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
This issue was settled back in the 60s and 70s in most countries in the free world. Back then it was leftist parties that used music and right side parties that protested wildly and took it courts. All over the free world those reached pretty much the same conclusion; once artists and labels have put a song in public domain as to make money from it they no longer has any say in who gets to play it, when and where and to who.

Right side politicians were furious, but it's the only logical conclusion, just imagine to what horrible lenghts the justice system would be bogged down if artist could stop people they don't like from played by people they don't like - for political reasons, etnical, religious or whatnot.

It be like turning cancel culture up to eleven: "My name is Taylor Swift and as of right now every gym owner in the US that has liked Trumps' latest tweet are not allowed to play my songs, I've told my lawyers to sue teh s*** outta you gym daddies if they hear about anything such."

Two generations down the road it's reversed roles, the left has become the right, and the right has become the left, at least on this issue, and it's not gonna change because like I said courts worldwide have already settled this according to the only possible logical outcome unless you gonna overturn the whole biggest and most profitable entertainment model in human history. Maybe movies and teve is bigger, but the point still stands. Artists will continue for a while to rant that I'm-against-this-or-that-son-of-a-XXX basis, but it's just hot air, virtue signaling self-vaccination against cancellation - methinks they should write new songs with new lyrics bashing whatever they don't like instead, time better spent.

September 11, 2024

"Hit Snooze," Random idiot parody of "Hey Jude,"The Beatles, Comment by bat Report this comment
I yawned
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Mrs. Roper Report this comment
It was great how Kamala employed Ali's rope-a-dope technique before knocking Dump out cold in the debate.
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Pet Eaters Report this comment
In the debate where Harris crushed him, Orange Mussolini mentioned the eating of pets. How much weirder can he get?
"Stop Using Their Sounds," eeL deaL parody of "For What It's Worth,"Buffalo Springfield, Comment by Anti-Rump Musician Alliance Report this comment
These artists and bands are opposed to Rump using their music: ABBA Adele Aerosmith A-ha The Animals The Beatles Beyoncé Bruce Springsteen Celine Dion Creedence Clearwater Revival Earth, Wind & Fire Eddy Grant Elton John Everlast Foo Fighters Free Guns N' Roses Isaac Hayes Johnny Marr Leonard Cohen Linkin Park Luciano Pavarotti Neil Young Nickelback Nico Vega The O'Jays Ozzy Osbourne Panic! at the Disco Pharrell Williams Phil Collins Prince Queen R.E.M. Rihanna The Rolling Stones Sinéad O'Connor Spinal Tap Tom Petty Twisted Sister Village People The White Stripes Yoann Lemoine
"They Need a Shrub," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "She Keeps Me Up,"Nickelback, Comment by Start Over Dude Report this comment
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4865.How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People

September 09, 2024

"Super Stupid," CryHavoc parody of "Super Trouper,"Deep Purple, Comment by CryHavoc Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"Super Stupid," CryHavoc parody of "Super Trouper,"Deep Purple, Comment by Answer A Song With A Song: Report this comment
(You think you've seen stupidity?)

"You ain't seen nothin' yet... B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothin' yet..."

—Bachman–Turner Overdrive

September 08, 2024

"Sleep All Day (A Sloth Furry Song)," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yesterday,"The Beatles, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks Matthias!

I'm still kicking myself for coming up with "anohectic lifestyle" too late, should have worked that in too as a word play on the narrator not eating more than once a week.

September 07, 2024

555 simply for the term “ Slothenly”

September 03, 2024

"Fixated on Feet.," Monstermaster13 parody of "Addicted to Love.,"Robert Palmer, Comment by For the subject of this song: Report this comment
Boy, have we got a movie director for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of-F44HGa2k&t=300s
"My Pee-Pee Has Failed Again," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,"Jack Mercer, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
I got the viagra stuck in my throat once, and I had a stiff neck all day. Buh-dum TSSSHHH!

September 02, 2024

"Flippin' and Floppin'," Gregory Blake parody of "Reelin' and Rockin',"Chuck Berry, Comment by Willie Brown Report this comment
I dont know about flipping ... But you got the flopping part right ..
"Flippin' and Floppin'," Gregory Blake parody of "Reelin' and Rockin',"Chuck Berry, Comment by CML Report this comment
That Kamala is a real Kameleon. And say isn't that the title of a possible parody that I'm too lazy to do at the moment?
"My Pee-Pee Has Failed Again," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,"Jack Mercer, Comment by Grace Stiff Report this comment
One pill makes your neck ache, and one blurs your eyeballs ... And the ones the VA gives you don't do anything at all. Go see Alice, now you're ten feet tall
"My Pee-Pee Has Failed Again," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,"Jack Mercer, Comment by CML Report this comment
When that happens, I go see Alice .. so I won't be small
"Amiright is Here to Stay," Gregory Blake parody of "Rock and Roll is Here to Stay,"Danny & The Juniors, Comment by Word to the Wise Report this comment
If an insult can't be understood by a normal rational sentient human being, it not really much of an insult
"Once I Find My Other Shoe," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "99 Luftballons,"Nena, Comment by B.C. Report this comment
Add me to the list of those who seem to have gone on a fruitless quest for the questing Hagar comic strip. I know it was a Sunday edition. If anyone scans and uploads it that will be almost as good as the City of Atlantis.

September 01, 2024

"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Broad/Braud coalition Report this comment
The Democrat coalition is SO broad that it truly will be shocking if the weirdo coalition of Rump, Vance, RFK Loonier and Tulsi Garbage can beat them. The braud coalition will supply most of the Democratic strength.

August 31, 2024

"Isn't Vance A Creep?," eeL deaL parody of "Take A Chance On Me,"ABBA, Comment by Savior Report this comment
I think Dragster meant to say "photos of him IN drag". The person who said eel is the site's only hope is expecting too much of one person. Team effort is required.
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Normal Norman Report this comment
@Zen, maybe RFK Loonier will inspire Rump & Vance to stick a smelly whale head on their tour bus?
"Kamala Chameleon," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Scream for a parody? Actually the syllables are off. Love her or hate her she's going to be your President...unless you magas decide to go to putin's muscovy.
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Donald and JD can be weirdos (or dictators), just for one day ;-p And now with RFK Loonier and Tulsi Gabtard joining them they are true carnival side show freaks. It's going to be a huge loss again, and probably another Jan. 6th as they won't accept that most Americans don't want weirdos running the country.
"Carb Out," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Black Out,"Scorpions, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Hi Matthias!

I have, but I'll be starting a new job with more hours in a few weeks so my parody production will go back down again, the avalanche of the last few weeks was never planned to begin with, kinda just happened. I have a few more started that I might finish, but no long turn plans. Maybe when I retire in 2027, if they don't offer me an extra raise to stay on for another one or two years beyond that.

A big stressor towards the end of One Week Notice was IMHO to find original songs that fit the "used less the three times" rule that we had set up, but I guess that if I start saving up on such now I'll be set for months in 2027! :-)

August 30, 2024

"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks mom.
"Schweddy Balls," Hu’s On First parody of "Paradise,"Sade, Comment by Made by... Report this comment
...Chef Deez Nuts!
"Carb Out," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Black Out,"Scorpions, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
One thing I miss about the Song of the Week challenge is getting to hear new music every week. Ever think about starting it back up again?
"Carb Out," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Black Out,"Scorpions, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Well done Peter, I am a huge Scorpions fan and you really nailed this one. 555
"Kamala Chameleon," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
You don't *have* to use the same chorus, though. The mark of a many a good parodist is to change up the chorus if at all possible. Just sayin'. (Security Code QED)
"Weirdos," eeL deaL parody of "Heroes,"David Bowie, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
As I have stated before, I am non-partisan when it comes to judging parodies. Eel, you have done better rhsn this.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@Glenn - simple translation for the hard of thinking: "never fail to" = "always", and "fail to post anything coherent" = "only posts things that are incoherent".. but, as you point out, the meaning is clearly obvious from context because if you assume the wrong meaning, the rest doesn't make sense.

But since you didn't make similar incoherence gripes with CML, you would presumably be able to explain WTF he is going on about?

..and how did that "ignoring me" go? You have to admit, that replying to someone you say you ignore is kinda oxymoronic.. possibly without the "oxy"
"Trump From Both Sides Now," Michael Pacholek parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Look at Biden from Both sides now and find out why is the worst

August 29, 2024

"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
@Phil. To quote you: "Ah, CML, you never fail to.. well, fail to post anything coherent these days." Now, when it comes to multiple negatives in the same sentence, the reader (in this case, me) is always left wondering what you really mean. But I think you just said that CML always writes coherently. Taking your word on that, the rest of your post makes no sense. Or maybe when you type about coherence, the points you make tell me more about yourself than they tell me about your targets, many of whom I already know well enough to ignore you.
"Kamala Chameleon," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Report this comment
Agrimorfee, no more repetitive than the original song. I actually wrote it with the original lyrics downloaded from lyricfind.com side by side on my computer, which repeated the chorus two more times which I kept out of my version.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Ah, CML, you never fail to.. well, fail to post anything coherent these days. I haven't a clue what you're going on about, which is probably intentional: if you make incomprehensible assertions, it's impossible to show them to be the bollocks, the way everything you used to post was so proven. I guess you're learning from your cult leader. Maybe you'll start wibbling on about crowd sizes and other irrelevant nonsense, too.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by CML Report this comment
There's the dementia Phil is "noticing" and then there's that type that another candidate displayed before the 2020 election when he YELLED OUT the most famous phrase of the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ..WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT. THAt ALL MEN ARE CREATED by .... you know, the thing. Inasmuch as this performance would have gotten him laughed out of a third grade Civics class when Joe Biden was a kid, some of us arrived at the not unreasonable conclusion that he wasn't qualified to be elected Assistant Dogcather of the smallest county in America, let alone President. Oh but no, the Superior Ones just "knew" were just being STOO-PID MAGA subhumans led around by that STOOOO-PID Tucker .. until it turned out to be completely true, as any honest person with a IQ over 80 knew all along
"Kamala Chameleon," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
I comment by quality, not by my political leanings. Repetitive. 354.
"Kamala Chameleon," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by Schizophrenic Kommielaw Whoreass' Psychiatrist Report this comment
Good one by Right. Was enjoyable to sing that.

August 28, 2024

"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by DNC Music Report this comment
Didn't the music acts and musical roll call of States at the DNC blow away Kid Rock at the RNC?
"Isn't Vance A Creep?," eeL deaL parody of "Take A Chance On Me,"ABBA, Comment by Dragster Report this comment
Vance is against drags while photos of him and drag are circulating on the net so can someone parody another ABBA song taking off on this?: "Vance drag queen, funny memes, check out the Vance drag queen"
"Isn't Vance A Creep?," eeL deaL parody of "Take A Chance On Me,"ABBA, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I wanted to like this, if nothing else at least for the novel "Isn't x an y" use over the title - now there's an approach I can see myself attempt on this song down the road one day. Unfortunately you did a rush job and pacing elsewhere is to put it kindly often hard to follow. I´ll give it 333 for effort though and a minor rebalance to the mandatory 111 hits.

August 27, 2024

"Over The Bod'," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Over The Top,"Motorhead, Comment by Trope Name: Report this comment
Joggers Find Death
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
You did another good one, and the predictable rebuff from the unwashed is all the proof one needs. Very singable! Here's yer deserved 555. Don't stop.
"Payback From Ukraine," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Colony 13,"Primal Fear, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Not that much, since Putin (once a KGB officer) has stated that his life goal is to restore the former Soviet Union.

August 26, 2024

"Payback From Ukraine," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Colony 13,"Primal Fear, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Like the sentiment, but the reference to the Evil Empire refered to the Soviet Union under Andropov, much different than Russian under putin; both evil yes, but different form of evil.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by Dementia Don's Shrink Report this comment
Good one by Phil. Was enjoyable to sing that.
"Long-Ass Footer," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Con Altura,"ROSALÍA & J Balvin ft. El Guincho, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
So you are the one that keeps cleaning out the cookies to give everyone else your bogus 14 votes!!
"Bye-Bye, Nut," John A. Barry parody of "Bye-Bye, Love,"The Everly Brothers, Comment by The Worm Report this comment
I also ate MAGA’s brain. Tasted like sh!t.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Also, Dementia Joe didn't "pull out" of the race; Nazi Piglosi practically boasted about her and her DemoKKKrat colleagues' "discreet, reptilian, cold-blooded" actions to force him out. While I don't know why she would openly brag about such things (especially the latter two traits), well... Dementia Joe's not the only demented DemoKKKrat in office, and public records show that SOMEBODY in Congress has a prescription for Alzheimer's medication.
"Dementia Don," Phil Alexander parody of "Runaround Sue,"Dion, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You former Biden rimmers sure are getting desperate. I can remember how, not two whole months ago, you delusion-dwelling far-left fascists were still pretending Dementia Joe wasn't a drooling old moron and none-too-secretly worrying about how Kackles Whoreass the blatantly unqualified DEI hire was a drag on the ticket.
"Really Far Right," Hu’s On First parody of "Bloody Well Right,"Supertramp, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So back in 2020, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was telling me if I voted for Trump, we'd have a lying demented old vaxxcist fool in office. I thought "What a paranoid kook!" and went ahead and voted for Trump anyway. Then, what d'ya know...?
"Long-Ass Footer," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Con Altura,"ROSALÍA & J Balvin ft. El Guincho, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Hey Cookie Cleaner, this was really good. 555
"Bye-Bye, Nut," John A. Barry parody of "Bye-Bye, Love,"The Everly Brothers, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Borderline Personality Disorder: a common affliction of the fascist far left most often seen when someone switches sides, cf. Oprah Winfrey, the Kennedys and ALL the DemoKKKrats after Dementia Joe Biden was forced out and replaced with "former" drag-on-the-ticket Kackles Whoreass.
"Just a Jigoro," CML parody of "Just a Gigolo,"David Lee Roth, Comment by One More Japanese Word Report this comment
Tatami -- Mats made from tightly woven straw. Apparently Jigoro grew increasingly concerned that his students were being insufficiently brutalized by being thrown onto bare ground, so he devised this ingenious solution .... And yes, that was a bit of sarcasm
"Just a Jigoro," CML parody of "Just a Gigolo,"David Lee Roth, Comment by CML Judo Glossary Report this comment
Waza-ari ... "Incomplete technique" A successful throw that is not quite sufficient for "Ippon" (Judo equivalent of TKO which ends match) but merits consideration. If match ends and you have a waza-ari and your opponent doesn't, you win ...... Waza ari awaseta Ippon -- "Wazari leading to Ippon". A second waza-ari in a match leads to winning by Ippon

August 25, 2024

"I Guess That's Why Call It The Blues (London Cafe)," Eurrgh! parody of "I Guess That's Why The Call It The Blues,"Elton Jones, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
ITS ELTON JOHN

August 24, 2024

"This Jester Reigns and Governs California," Randy Hearn parody of "It Never Rains in Southern California,"Albert Hammond, Comment by Randy Hearn Report this comment
Thank you!
"Bad Cops," Airfarcewon parody of "Bad Boys (Theme from 'Cops'),"Inner Circle, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
SPRINGFIELD COPS ARE ON THE TAKE BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 4 THE MONEY WE MAKE WHETHER IN A CAR OR ON A HORSE WE DON'T MIND USING EXCESSIVE FORCE
"Any Way The Wind Blows," guart milkster parody of "Any Way The Wind Blows,"Queen, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
"This Jester Reigns and Governs California," Randy Hearn parody of "It Never Rains in Southern California,"Albert Hammond, Comment by CML Report this comment
Wasn't expecting much as I started reading it, but it turned out better than expected. It was good from the get go

August 23, 2024

"Cable," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Angel,"Aerosmith, Comment by The question is... Report this comment
...why does ChuckyG still allow this nonsense to carry on?!
"Hook Work," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Good Girls,"5 Seconds of Summer, Comment by Libby Report this comment
"Hired the hatchet"? English much?

August 22, 2024

"Cats," eeL deaL parody of "Jet,"Paul McCartney, Comment by Suffragette City Report this comment
This is pretty freaking cool considering that "Jet" is short for suffragette which was a woman who advocated for the right of women to vote, and cat ladies are likely to vote in numbers high enough to give Kamala the victory.
"End of School, Be a Cowboy," Untitled parody of "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy,"Big and Rich, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
The one microscopic saving grace here is that they parodied a song from an artist predominantly existing in the past 50 years.

August 21, 2024

"Cotton Plug Tim," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Cotton Eye Joe,"Rednex, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
A Canadian version would be If it hadn't been for Justin Trudeau We'd be ok a long time ago Spends all our money, now we are broke And wants to buy more, Justin Trudeau
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Only a MAGAthead would write three paragraphs about the opinions of one jobless journalist who doesn't have any pull in any political arena. No one cares.

August 20, 2024

"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
@E.D. (We know it's you)—You sound like that far-left fool Don Lemon when he was on tour in New Jersey asking people there who they supported and who they thought would win. In addition to a surprisingly high number of these blue state dwellers saying they believed President Trump would win, he came across a remarkably high number willing to reveal publicly they were in fact voting for Trump. When he got to questioning WHY one of them was voting for Trump, the fellow calmly explained that he'd been much better off financially back when President Trump was in office, and now "Bidenomics" with its horrendous inflation was draining his bank account.

Don Lemon's imbecilic (and rather mindless) response was to rattle off a line of the treasonous illegitimate Biden Regime's BS propaganda about how, no, the guy must be misinformed about his finances because the economy was doing GREAT under Bidenomics! Even assuming (for the sake of argument) that the economy WERE doing so well as he claimed, that (of course) would make no difference concerning how the guy's finances were doing: in plain fact, his bank accounts had been filling and growing during President Trump's time in office while they were emptying and shrinking under the child-molesting treasonous unelected illegal White House occupant Biden's far-left tyranny. In the end, that guy rightly laughed in Don Lemon's face for expecting him to trust a Biden rimmer's BS narrative over his own "misinformed" eyes.

Now YOU come along spewing the same BS as Don Lemon about the economy, which our own eyes and ears (and emptying bank accounts) tell us is in ruins and circling the toilet bowl under whoever's pulling the treasonous unelected illegal White House occupants' strings. Well, who're we gonna believe: you treasonous Biden-rimming Kommielaw Whoreass harlots, or our own "misinformed" eyes?
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I live in Canada, and what I can say is that up here we have a leader who is as far-left as it gets, and it is awful. Be careful what you wish for.
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by My dad's better than your dad Report this comment
Kamala has improving the economy in her bones because her dad is a professor emeritus of economics. Dump's dad was arrested at a KKK rally in 1927 and would not rent to Black tenants
"Putin's Fumin'," eeL deaL parody of "Tutti Frutti,"Little Richard, Comment by Handy Man Report this comment
Maybe DonOld should create an ad where he says "listen, I'm willing to give Vladimir Putin a handjob to keep him from using nuclear weapons"?
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by Right Amount Of Jew Report this comment
Kamala Harris is married to a Jew so she figured running with a Jew would be a little too much Jew in the mix. It might have been a smart move since she wants to win Michigan as well as Pennsylvania.
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
All we are saying is give trump one more chance ;-p
"Don't Get Fleeced By Vance," eeL deaL parody of "Give Peace A Chance,"John Lennon, Comment by Om... Report this comment
Chill out, aholes.
"Cotton Plug Tim," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Cotton Eye Joe,"Rednex, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Pretty sure you just commented on the wrong parody dude! ;-)
"Putin's Fumin'," eeL deaL parody of "Tutti Frutti,"Little Richard, Comment by Libby Report this comment
That's best you can do at this point MAGAthead.
"Cotton Plug Tim," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Cotton Eye Joe,"Rednex, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Why did you even bother, Peter? I thought you were so much better than this.

August 19, 2024

"Putin's Fumin'," eeL deaL parody of "Tutti Frutti,"Little Richard, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
If putin nukes Ukraine it was contaminate the rest of Europe, but he knows if he does so we'd wipe Russia off the map. Now that he's losing the war badly his last hope if for trump to steal the election. But a snowball has a better chance in hell.
"Anastasia Romanov," Adam Bernstein parody of "Lovely Rita (Meter Maid),"Beatles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
I didn't know that was in the lyrics. Yup, Mick was a CIA assassin on the side, along with Chuck Barris. Obviously he killed JFK to pave the way for the British Invasion ;-p
"Dishwasher," Tim Hall parody of "Witch Doctor,"David Seville, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Use Calganite to stop that nasty Little Spot Maker
"Say OO EE OO AH AH," Onslaught parody of "Witch Doctor,"David Seville, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Drums get abused everybodies always beating them
"Anastasia Romanov," Adam Bernstein parody of "Lovely Rita (Meter Maid),"Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
Anastasia was there all right ... why else would Mick Jagger sing, "Anastasia screamed in vain" Thats all the proof I need ... I hear the Stones are gonna tweak "Sympathy" with the change "I shouted out who killed the Kennedy's .. When after all, it was the CIA."
"Cotton Plug Tim," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Cotton Eye Joe,"Rednex, Comment by CML Report this comment
I hear Cotton Plug Tim is going to bring a new product to market for menstruating men called Timpax tampons .... or is Tampax timpons. He says it will be the hottest thing in Minneapolis since the George Floyd riots
"Whatever's in Her Jeans," Randy Hearn parody of "Forever in Blue Jeans,"Neil Diamond, Comment by Austin Powers Report this comment
That's a MAN, baby!

[Snatches wig off "her" head and punches "her" in "her" face.]
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by Libby Report this comment
TDYK--are you saying Putin didn't do anything during the Trump administration because he FEARED Trump? Nuh-uh. Have you ever heard of the term "Mutual Admiraton Society"?

August 17, 2024

"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by The Devil You Know Report this comment
Didja happen to notice Putin didn’t make any aggressive moves while Trump was in office, as opposed to when Obama and Biden were in? Putin is not an ally of Trump in any way, shape or form.

August 16, 2024

"Joyful Warriors," eeL deaL parody of "The Warrior,"Scandal, Comment by Landslide Lover Report this comment
@Zen, Agent Orange is too big of a jerk to give a congratulation phone call, let alone attend Kamala's inauguration. Do you think the landslide will be big enough for Florida and Ohio to flip Blue?
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Dumpster Fire Extinguisher Report this comment
It was great to see 46 refer to 45 as "what's his name, Donald Dump".
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
TDYK supports trump who supports putin who supports the ayatollahs who support hamas, and so on, and so on. TDYK, I hear Berlitz has a discount on the Arabic course you'll need. ;-p
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by The Devil You Know Report this comment
I didn't have to learn a thing. Got it straight off some translation site. I am kinda surprised at your having to look it up as I figured you'd already have the language down pat by now. Imagine the energy surplus the UK would have if you could harness the power of the WWII generation spinning in their graves.
"What A Wonderful Site," guart milkster parody of "What A Wonderful World,"Louis Armstrong, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
a couple of fives. I was wondering if I'd get any comments
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
It looks like TDYK is the one that has been forced to learn arabic - me I have to visit Google Translate for that. :-P
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by The Devil You Know Report this comment
Or...take my words to heart, grow a pair and try and save what's left of your country. If you do try and pull this off, you may want to let any visiting foreigners post the videos to social media until you guys get back to a level of freedom approaching that of North Korea. If your government's interested, I'll bet Germany would be happy to give them a great deal on any leftover Gestapo uniforms. تم العثور على الميم الخاص بك ليكون مسيئا. Just sayin'...
"Tampon Tim," Randy Hearn parody of "Fools Rush In,"Rick Nelson, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Where's the fun it that? OK, it's actually not a bad explanation, I can imagine how it came about from top down, probably through some party minion fillers committee as it would have been over here - but I can't see how it actually got executed in the real world simply because any principal or faculty or physical education teacher putting feminine hygiene products in a boys locker room expecting them boys not to have a wild trashing go at it (boys will be boys, as they say) would be totally unqualified for job in a normal school. So therefore, if it happened at all, I have to conclude it was somehow forced, and now it's a meme on the guy where the buck stopped at the time.
"Joyful Warriors," eeL deaL parody of "The Warrior,"Scandal, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
The DOW is shooting way up over 40,000, inflation below 3%, 12 million new jobs, Ukraine winning the war. Will be an easy landslide for Harris-Walz. I wonder if trump and JD Vance will attend their inauguration ;-p
"Another Tim Who's Awol," CML parody of "Another Brick in The Wall,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Thank you for you service VP Elect Walz!
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Good work. Please ignore the Amiright troll....I always do.
"Tampon Tim," Randy Hearn parody of "Fools Rush In,"Rick Nelson, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
You can't find anything about it because there really is nothing to the story that is interesting. Simply, Walz signed off on funding Minnesota schools to provide feminine hygiene products gratis in their washrooms. Some schools had ended up providing dispensers of these products in both boys and girls locker rooms--which, when you consider that sometimes visiting girls sports teams have to use the boys locker room during an after-hours competition, it makes sense. Cheers.
"Tampon Tim," Randy Hearn parody of "Fools Rush In,"Rick Nelson, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
There is of course the old gem "Got A Tampon, Please?" by Tommy Turtle where the flow just can't ever be beat, so maybe I should just settle for something shorter about Tampax Tim anyway.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Two for the Show,"Trooper, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Thanks for the comment Peter, you should be glad you don't have Trudeau running your country. He has high taxes that he doesn't use on anything of use, he's very soft on crime (he even granted citizenship to an ISIS member recently), and many other things.
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by The Devil You Know Report this comment
Glad to know your muslim overlords still allow you to comment on politics, albeit only those not pertaining to the UK. Bagging on Vance and ignoring the dumpster fire the other side is putting up for Pres and VP? You deserve the future that's starting to take place over there. Wonder how long it'll take English girls to learn that islamic hyena howl.
"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Two for the Show,"Trooper, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
He's got the name Justin going for him (generally speaking) and you've got a really good title switch here - I don't know much about him other than being to the left of the USA though, and quite possibly Fidel Castro's illegitimate kid of course.
"Song About JD Vance," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Yellow Submarine,"The Beatles, Comment by Ballot Harvester Report this comment
"I'm not voting," or so you THOUGHT!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
"Width by Height," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Midnight Sky,"Miley Cyrus, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Glenn Walker. It is appreciated.

August 15, 2024

"Width by Height," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Midnight Sky,"Miley Cyrus, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Great work. Good OS selection. Your alternate story line was creative too.
"Dark Skull," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Sun Girl,"Julia Holter, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent work! And I like that it contains so much more of your own words. I look forward to "Aliens" tomorrow.
"Deadly Bear Pickoff," John A. Barry parody of "Teddy Bears' Picnic,"Traditional, Comment by Darius Whitehead Report this comment
Cool parody here.
"Width by Height," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Midnight Sky,"Miley Cyrus, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your positive feedback Agrimorfee. You really are my bestie!
"Another Tim Who's Awol," CML parody of "Another Brick in The Wall,"Pink Floyd, Comment by CML Report this comment
Whoops, mispelled "solipsistic" Come to think of it, I may have misspelled "misspelled" as well
"Width by Height," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Midnight Sky,"Miley Cyrus, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
My best friend bobpiecheese! This was really good so I’ll give you 555! Awesome!

August 14, 2024

"He's All Covered In Bees," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "She's All I Wanna Be,"Tate McRae, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
It probably won't surprise you that the "bobpiecheese" above you wasn't actually me either. If it had been me, there would've been a snarky acknowledgement that I know that you don't buy that whole "Cookie Cleaner" nonsense. Given how the fake me comments are mostly banal "thank you, it's appreciated" crap, it's hard to know how to respond. I am happy that you still believe in my skills despite not knowing the songs I parody, though! As happy as this dog that's apparently saying ARF in the security code :P
"Return to Santa," Callmelennie parody of "Return to Sender,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Did you ever get one of those Ugly Christmas Sweaters? the ones with Christmas Trees and Blinking Lights?
"Return To Spender," Airfarcewon parody of "Return To Sender,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Now its Biden the Blunder and We can do without Biden's Pork spending
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Odds Report this comment
She's stunning and brave. Death to America!
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Odds Report this comment
In terms of betting odds, Blump was consistently favored against Biden in 2024. Harris now shows up as a betting odds favorite against him, which isn't conclusive but is inspiring.
"Joyful Warriors," eeL deaL parody of "The Warrior,"Scandal, Comment by DNC Goodie Report this comment
Would be good to see that sung at the DNC.
"Joyful Warriors," eeL deaL parody of "The Warrior,"Scandal, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This is a new song for me. I started out ok, watched the song on youtube, got the lyrics I couldn't understand from azlyrics (genius has programming that prevents copy-and-paste). I stumbled on "Or switch sides Leave their jungle behind" being paired with OS "And follow me, stereo jungle child." The syllable count matches at 9. But the meters don't seem to match. Overall, you did a good job. Keep posting.
"Tampons In The Boys Room," Steve Kalafut parody of "Smokin' In The Boys Room,"Brownsville Station, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Another idea already done: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/brownsvillestation10.shtml
"Fifteen Foot Long Garden," Annie Gardner parody of "Octopus's Garden,"The Beatles, Comment by annie gardener Report this comment
yeah it's going to be my birthday again. Mom wants to go on a trip so I wont be home to take care of plants if I buy them for my birthday, It will have to be later. This is interesting that it seems all this southern land had to be destroyed before people think it is important enough to start labeling plants as shade plants (4-6 hours of sun). full sun and part sun are both at least 6 hours of sun . You see, every plant has been labeled 6 hours of sun all my live where it's too hot to grow anything in this much sun with this much heat in climates like Modesto has. Thank you God for finally allowing me to have a chance to have a butterfly garden.
"He's All Covered In Bees," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "She's All I Wanna Be,"Tate McRae, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
bobpiecheese, it saddens me to inform you that the above comment attributed to myself is NOT written by me. I only provide commentary on songs I know (hence why I rarely have been commenting on yours, as good as they probably are) And very likely BAD's is also a sham, because as far as I know he doesn't get involved in the Parody world any longer. The generally fake, BS, insincere, boring trolling crap that has taken over this site is one reason why I haven't been writing. I wish I can understand why you are targeted so much here. It's a GODDAMN shame.

August 13, 2024

"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by TDS Detector Report this comment
Really high.
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by Certification Blocking Slime Report this comment
The magaTs know they are losers at the ballot box or they wouldn't be installing so many creeps willing to try to block certification of votes. Prison is where those types belong.
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by eeL's Sexretary Report this comment
@Glenn, I don't think eeL is going to be putting out much more material because there's no need since Kamala looks like a sure winner. Will share your appreciation with him.
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Ali Spirit Report this comment
Muhammad Ali would pound an opponent extra hard if that opponent referred to him by his previous name Cassius Clay. Since Dump won't pronounce Kamala's name properly, it would be great to see an animation of her pounding him and saying "what's my name?!"
"McCain," Phil Alexander parody of "Cocaine,"Eric Clapton, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
You're right Phil, that jogs my memory, McCain it was.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Peter, I think this might be the chap of whom you're thinking: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton85.shtml

Re the more general points about comments/votes and amiright generally: it would be a very boring place if no comments were allowed at all, but the MAGA crowd have made it rather inhospitable, especially with their pathetic (and in some respects amusingly ironic) vote-rigging. I'm not sure why anyone would want to join the site these days :-( It's different for us old-timers who've been here for what's getting on for a quarter century, it's like being a part of internet ancient history. But I can also see why Chucky doesn't really want to spend the time updating it to something more up-to-date with https and proper authentication/security: it's a lot of work for what has always been a hobby site.

One thought: it would be possible to create a comments page for a parody on inthe00s.com, and link to it in the parody header/footer, then you'd have a bit of protection against the pseudonymous/impersonation comments, and some of the more splenetic commentors could be chucked out. But definitely loses visibility that way.

August 12, 2024

"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Sorry about that Agrimorfee, the short flashes I've seen about it in the news over here so far seemed to be about whether or not he was. Media here too might not give us the nuanced picture (not that I should expect that anyway I guess), maybe because we don't have the kind of military you have so details would just be confusing, maybe because they fall back on simplification that worked before (again, for over here) about Dubya, Kerry and that guy who actually had been a prisoner of war in Vietnam whatever his name was (it escapes me right now).
"The Bear Was Found Near a Fountain," John A. Barry parody of "The Bear Went Over the Mountain,"Traditional, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Very amusing! Thank you! 555
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Peter, unless you are trying to be snarky---the issue isn't whether or not Tim Walz was there, the issue is the reason why he wasn't. I am all in favor of removing the comments also. Bad actors have ruined the worth that there was to the function. And for that matter, Voting has become a moot function as well, with people seeking revenge by erasing cookies and stacking negative or positive votes in the triple digits as if it was a cool thing If people want to communicate about how to improve their parody skills, there is a Facebook page for that: "Song Parody Writers, Performers, & Fans". A-holes need not apply.
"Cobwebs on my Mind," Glenn Walker parody of "Gentle on my Mind,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
@CML. I am fairly sure that my memory is correct that you used Cyrillic lettering in a comment. Was it you? And how did you do it?
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
@Rand. There are times I think you're right. Abolish the Comment section of this site. But then why would I want to put long hours into posting here just to have my hard work ignored? We have no other way to contact each other. (I don't know if posting e-mail addresses is permitted or not.) I think I write good parodies. I posted them to get tips, with the aim of making them great, or at least excellent. And if they suck, I was hoping to find that out too. Unfortunately, the story lines get a huge portion of the comments, as though we were all posting op eds and other debate starters with rhyme. And the rest of us should provide "equal time" as they used to call it. "Responsible comment invited." There's no doubt that some people should abandon this site and participate in a Current Events forum - or in a gibberish forum. And I already know that there are some on here that don't care if they write good parody or junk parody. But I'm still hopeful that the Comments section can be used to evaluate parody.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Before you veterans get into another strange fight let me remind everyone that they did have cameras with them in Iraq and Afghanistan - I've read the book by the guy who shot Bin Laden, the book that was the basis for television series "Generation Kill" and lotsa fitness stuff by former Navy Seal David Goggins - they all have lotsa photos that friends took of them on foreign soil during deployment. Tim's friends from that time should quite easily be able to back him up on where he was and when.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Jeezus H. Christ, CML, your beloved FOX News reports that he submitted retirement papers 5-7 months before it was finalized in May 2005; the deployment was announced that July. Do actual research. BTW, did you know that when high school girls athletic teams visit competing schools, they sometimes have to use the boys' locker rooms to get prepped due to space limitations? That is why are available. Get yer reactionary head out of your dorsal area.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I for one plan on writing parodies about the memes of both sides if possible, though I'm surprised to see how few there are so far to work with about Tampon Tim except for that one particular nick (and variations - Kotex Kid is new methinks). Can a Veep really that boring in 2024?

I'd try "Walzing Muh'gina" to "Waltzing Matilda" but there just isn't enough to work with outside the men's room! :-(
"Porn in the USA," Phil Alexander parody of "Born in the USA,"Bruce Springsteen, Comment by Riley Roth Report this comment
This is pretty funny! I’m surprised Weird Al didn’t do a Parody of this.

August 11, 2024

"That's Us!," Mike Zhou parody of "We Do,"The Simpsons, Comment by Mike Zhou Report this comment
Hey Glenn,thanks for your great support,I know you are questioning the problem you had in this parody,Here's your answer regarding these problem:The reason of changing That's Us to That'll be us,Is because of the verse has Who'll Makes Zaslav out of Seat? In it and That's the reason,And speaking of Zaslav in the verse,indeed,This Zaslav is David Zaslav,although he is INDEED A Embattled Warner Bros. CEO,but he isn't Former yet,he's still here,So I add it and made some change in a way to call people to fire Zaslav,and Out of Seat is indeed my way to say Fired,and the Crud in the verse,Out of Crud...to me,it means out of the political government involvement,it also means Crap,it point out to Norsefire,a fictional political party in V for Vendetta,Is a Notorious fascist party,also a antenna portrayal of Ingsoc,just if you read or knew V for Vendetta,and also read 1984 and also knew Guy Fawkes,you understand that Alan Moore is writing a 1984 antenna sequel with Guy Fawkes is the Hero whatsoever....The reason is That dues to Norsefire is IN the crud of the world political in V for Vendetta,It is a nice chance for me to say it,because there is NO Norsefire In real life,none of it happens in political....Crud means Crap and in this parody means the Government controllingship and politic decisions,so it means that we kept the Norsefire out of the Politics....that will explains a lot..... Mike Z.
"Black Lagoon," Ethan Mawyer parody of "Black Balloon,"Goo Goo Dolls, Comment by Somto Erinne Report this comment
I half-expected a parody of the Black Lagoon books.
"Dumb Lawyer," harry parody of "Tom Sawyer,"Rush, Comment by Somto Erinne Report this comment
I barely understood this.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Rand Report this comment
Hey, here's fun suggestion for improving the site -- let's do away with the comments section!
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@CML - you're complaining about the record of someone who served for 24 years while supporting a man who made up bone spurs to avoid service completely? What kind of utter hypocrite are you? And the timeline doesn't fit your description of events: you are way too willing to believe any old rubbish. Not that this is remotely surprising.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by CML Report this comment
As long as you're doing parodies of effed up VP candidates, Phil, how about one about the Kotex Kid himself; ol' Tampax Tim Walz, a guy who spent 26 years as a peacetime weekend warrior .. and then crapped out like CPL Upham in the movie "Saving Private Ryan" when ordered to a combat zone ... And THEN has the gall to run on his military record!
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @Functionally Illiterate Peter Andersson & Company Report this comment
Hint: when the article I cited very clearly points out that Tim Walz was schmoozing with ONE OF HITLER'S WORSHIPERS—not Hitler himself—and you pretend I said he was hanging out with Hitler, that proves you either:
A) can't read, or...
B) are disingenuous.
I'm generously assuming it's the former, even though your pseudo-intellectual postmodernist BS about reading comprehension (i.e. literacy) being a "social construct" in the face of being called out for for your failure to comprehend what I said in PLAIN ENGLISH (Do you speak it, mofo?) really ought to convince me of the latter.

Of course, such is the typical folly of ALL you leftards: you can't read, you can't think, you never check your references, and you're still retarded enough to believe in long-debunked hoaxes like the Steele Dossier's "pee-tape" BS and that fake story some internet troll made up about J.D. Vance's sexual practices. (I would tell you to go read the pages of Vance's book that joker supposedly cited and see for yourself that it's not in there, but you fools have all pretty well established that you're too proud of your stupidity and willful illiteracy to check your references when the story's something you want to believe.)

If anyone happens to be here who CAN read, here again are the links to a couple of articles Kackles' Kommie Kultists are too stupid to know how to read, establishing that Tampon Tim Walz hung out with an anti-Semitic Islamofascist Hitler-worshiping Hamas harlot, and that the story about J.D. Vance's supposed sexual practices is a hoax:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/presidential/3114957/tim-walz-repeatedly-hosted-muslim-cleric-oct-7-pro-hitler-website-link/

https://nypost.com/2024/07/25/us-news/ap-forced-to-take-down-fact-check-about-x-rated-jd-vance-hoax/

August 10, 2024

"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @Everyone Report this comment
Here's an idea for a social construct personality: Invoke Hitler to support your argument - and then claim lack of reading comprehension on their part when others don't take you serious. Those cheap shots usually comes from the left, but as you can see above that particularly rich woke mind virus have also gotten a good hold on the right - I guess they're borderline slipping on policing their own.

For a more detailed description on how Hitler comparisons should work go google a guy named Godwin who has laid down the Law. ;-)
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @MAGA Report this comment
Language is a social construct and progressively rebuilt over time. We don't hear many hardcore US Christians talk to each other in Old Testament Aramaic these days, or original Bible Greek, or even middle age Vatican Latin for that matter. Those old constructs hade faded out even before neo-patriots tolled the Bell and tossed English Tea into Boston Harbor. Not that I can blame your Social Justice Forefathers for that - have you seen the Drag Queen wigs and dresses that officials still use during Court Story Hour?

But let's "Make Aramaic Great Again", or do you have reading comprehensions in that department?

"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Reading comprehension is a "social construct" eh?

I guess that's slightly more original than the Commie Racist Tards' "Reading comprehension is White Supremacism!" schtick.

Slightly.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @Peter Andersson Report this comment
One can tell you've studied at the feet of your mistress. Here are some of her greatest hits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxI0180LHxc
"That's Us!," Mike Zhou parody of "We Do,"The Simpsons, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You certainly are imaginative. But I did have some trouble understanding your parody. I assume that the several grammatical errors are a parody on Bart Simpson's underachievement in school matters. Syllable count is frequently mismatched. The first two lines of each verse should rhyme, as in OS. And as you did in the final verse, although you used the exact rhyme as OS. I do have a few questions: Is there any reason to change "That's us" to "That'll be us" in verse 2? Is "Zaslav" David Zaslav, the embattled (former?) CEO of Warner Brothers? Is "out of seat" a poetic way to say "fired?" What exactly is "the crud?"
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
The heightened emotions that your parody fed on likely far overshadows my comments on the parody itself. But here goes. You certainly got your point across. Altogether, it was a good parody. I suspect that you were so focused on the message that you had no concern whatever that the meter didn't fit. It seems you were very careful that each representation had 4 syllables, but where the stress lies, who cares? So we had to read your first target as RE-pub-LIC-ans. G_RandomPerson alerted me to a type of song where the verses are of parallel thought. Neil Young's Let's Impeach the President says in verse 1 "Let's impeach the President for lying." The parallel line in verse 3 goes "Let's impeach the President for hijacking." Obviously, a syllable was added. Your parody has the same feature of parallel thought. And not all of them can be expected to follow a LA-la-LA-la meter. I might have promoted your verse 3 to verse 1: Where have moral rightists gone? That way, the title line becomes in-meter. Your readers will figure it out. Good job, and I look forward to your next submission.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Reading comprehension is a social construct from the powers that be.

Wordplay and puns are engineering to free minds from their shackles.

Minion or Philosopher - choose your ambition wisely. ;-)
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
@Peter Anderson, the closest thing to hanging out with Hitler would be hanging out with Justin Trudeau.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Russia Sends Troops To Liberate Oppressed British People From Communist Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-sends-troops-to-liberate-oppressed-british-people-from-communist-rule
"Pooping on the Beaches," G_RandomPerson parody of "Working for the Weekend,"Loverboy, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
There is a lot to like about your parody. Your syllable count match was good. Kudos to you for that. But syllable stress, or accents matter too. Perhaps your best line of the parody, "Nobody likes it, it's such an awful sight," contains 11 syllables with stress on syllables 1, 4, 7, 9 and 11. This matches perfectly with the OS line, "Everyone's wondering will you come out tonight." Contrast that perfect match with the line before it. Your parody reads "It makes everyone say eww, eww," 8 syllables, same as OS. But the OS line goes, "Everyone's looking at you, oh." Your stresses are on syllables 3, 6 and 8, but OS stresses syllables 1, 4 and 7. A quick fix might be "Everyone there just says Eww Eww. Thank you, and I look forward to your next submission.
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker, how's the Biden Campaign doing?

Oh, wait... Scratch that.

What I (probably) should be asking is, how are you getting along with all those "cowards in the media" who didn't agree with your overly optimistic assessment of Dementia Joe's hilariously dismal debate performance?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors234.shtml

Of course, after ingesting so much of Dementia Joe's diaper gravy, I don't doubt you'll have little difficulty adjusting to the taste of "Word Salad" Kackles' rectum while tossing her salad... for so long as she lasts, anyway.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Blast From The Past Report this comment
Well, what'd I tell ya?

—"Sarcastic Paranoid"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/simpleminds4.shtml
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @Peter Andersson Report this comment
Reading comprehension... How does that work?
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
It's hard for either side to hang out with Hitler since he's dead.

But I hear that Vance are posting A-dolph' videos!

Adult A-dolph' videos!

I am sooo gonna use that pun down the road! This stuff's great to get my muses' juices flowing. :-)
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by @historically illiterate "History Buff" Report this comment
Don't you know your FORMER idol Dementia Joe is a Catholic? In fact, he's about as Catholic as Pope Francis; which probably explains those all showers Pedo Joe took with his little daughter Ashley Biden, according to her diary.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So, Pedofaggotranny-Pandering Phil, when are you going to be arrested for your crime of spreading misinformation about J.D. Vance?

Oh, wait: the Third World cesspit UK's Orwellian anti-free-speech laws are NEVER enforced against misinformation (like that fake "couch" internet meme) that SUPPORTS you far-left fascists' BS narratives, are they?
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by History Buff Report this comment
Yeah, you thrust him MAGA! We gotta make pedofaggotranny-pandering a great Catholic altar boy movement again! Those sexual deviants on the left think they're so progressive - hahaha - they haven't even given couchhumpers their own spot on the rainbow flag yet!
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Aren't-You-Glad-He's-Not-A-Fascist-Republican Billy Carter Report this comment
"All I can say is there's a helluva lot more Arabs than there is Jews!"
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Like I say... scared absolutely witless. You keep trying insults, but nothing lands because you have no credibility whatsoever. The "sounding desperate" is, like so much of the drivel spouted by you (and your cult leader) pure projection
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Trump Concerned If He Beats Kamala In Debate They Might Replace Her With Someone Good This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-concerned-if-he-beats-kamala-in-debate-they-might-replace-her-with-someone-good-this-time
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Speak for yourself, Phil: with your attempts to smear J.D. Vance's very ordinary activities and personality with a fake internet meme while pretending there's nothing "weird" whatsoever about rabidly anti-life goose-stepping Islamofascist pedofaggotranny-pandering DemoKKKrats like Tampon Tim, you delusion-dwelling leftards are starting to sound desperate.
"Pooping on the Beaches," G_RandomPerson parody of "Working for the Weekend,"Loverboy, Comment by South Park Fan Report this comment
Sounds like they missed a step. First you need to find a fat, naked sunbathing woman named Rebecca, get her to admit she likes poop, and THEN you poop all over her boobs. Bonus points if you also poop out your wiener afterwards.
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by 2LD4U Report this comment
They are in the looney bin, I’m afraid.

August 09, 2024

"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Feel The Bern Report this comment
Who knew that Bernie Sanders released a cover of "where have all the flowers gone" on an album when he was a mayor in 1987?
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
If you mean since Lincoln yes, the GOP (guns over people) has transformed into a party of Fascism. Since Lincoln it changed gradually and Ike was the last good President of that party, even though he was originally going to run as a Dem. Then with LBJ the Dixiecrats all jumped ship due to Racism. Since then it's been Nixon, Bush, and Trump. Reagan was a mixed bag, but I'd say they've been Fascist for at least the past 30 years. Are they alll like the Amiright Troll? No, but too many are.
"School For Cats," Kristof Robertson parody of "Cool For Cats,"Squeeze, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Since this one was released, I'm now in a household with rather a lot of cats, and have been going to cat shows for a few years.. so my appreciation levels have gone up an order of magnitude. It is bloody marvellous :-)
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Eyeliner? Hadn't spotted anything about that... besides, that'd be the very least weird thing about him..

@MAGA - My word, you *are* scared of Harris' candidacy, aren't you? That was almost incoherent enough to have been written by Don himself
"Where Have Republicans Gone?," eeL deaL parody of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?,"Kingston Trio, Comment by CML Report this comment
Where has old Joe Biden gone? Long time absent ... Where has old Joe Biden gone? No one knows. Where has old Joe Biden gone? Gone from public, is he done? When will they let us know? When will they let .. us know
"School For Cats," Kristof Robertson parody of "Cool For Cats,"Squeeze, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
There goes my "(White) House for Cats" idea for no way I'm gonna compete with this one of the best parodies on Amiright ever - but it was a fun revisit.
"Turn to School," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Turn Me Up,"Tems, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
To whoever borrowed my screen name: I’m fairly certain that you are a better person than to do this. To paraphrase a decades old public service announcement, forgers steal everybody’s fun.
"Turn to School," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Turn Me Up,"Tems, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
BOO!!! You suck!!
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Stuart McArthur Report this comment
Brilliant Phil - clap clap - no mention of his eye-liner though?

August 08, 2024

"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Wow. You leftards can't even tell the difference between reality and an internet meme as you sit in your glass houses throwing stones at your moral and intellectual superiors. Watching President Trump beat on your cowardly unelected cheap whore like a cheap drum during the debate while she babbles brainlessly as usual is going to be even more of a cringe comedy than watching him trying not to laugh during his debate with Dementia Joe was. Watching J.D. Vance likewise tear down Tampon Tim Walz for his catastrophic transformation of Minnesota into a repressive Third World cesspit (kinda like what P.A.'s beloved far-left fascists of Labour are doing to the U.K. right now) is going to be worth popping some popcorn too.
"I'm Smelling It Now," guart milkster parody of "I'm Telling You Now ,"Freddie & The Dreamers, Comment by Gregory Blake Report this comment
Really funny! I like It!!
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I voted 555 to make up for the pathological number of 111s you've been hit with. Kinda miss the trademark Philbo wit though, felt more like this was a hit piece that could have been written by almost anyone down with the cogs. And there's so much to work with here; couch humping, dolphin porn, sticking it to childless catladies and a spare waist dude that himself looks like a B-list German porn star on his last round in a flea market's DVD-bin (don't ask me how I know :-).

Too bad Biden redrew his candidacy - because a VP match between Vance and Harris would have been GOLD for those that likes to hit in both directions and muse on the intellectual flotsam and jetsam of BOTH shipwrecks.

Hmmm... "50 ways to leave your lover" is another of your tradmark OSs, I bet you could do better (and have much more fun writing it) with something like "50 ways to dislike JD". (Also, there are 50 states in the USA, but I bet not even you could pull of rhyming enough of THOSE names to THAT song).
"Nefarious," G_RandomPerson parody of "Notorious,"Loverboy, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
Thanks Glenn, I might have another Loverboy parody coming soon as well. What I find really fun is using songs by Canadian artists to make fun of the worst Prime Minister of all time.
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Onlooker Report this comment
JD Vance is a cancer that’s lowering Trump’s pants to butt-buss, that’s his kind of romance
"Nefarious," G_RandomPerson parody of "Notorious,"Loverboy, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I got every syllable count to match, and that is commendable. I had some difficulty matching the syllable stress pattern. But I did like your parody overall. I'm not sure I could have completed the read through, except you not only followed the rhyme schemes of the OS, you followed the exact rhymes of the OS. Though that is not required of a parody, it was a tremendous help in navigating your parody. Thank you for sharing. I look forward to your next submission.
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
Heil Hitler!
"Road-Kill Loon," John A. Barry parody of "Roadhouse Blues,"Doors, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This parody impresses me as difficult to prepare, if only because I know how hard it is to put real lyrics to a series of random syllables. (eg, the bridge to "Supercal..." in Mary Poppins.) To begin with. random syllables rarely have a meter. On a lighter note, I suspect it was hard for you to concede that you weren't going to be able to find a syllable where the "au" of "au jus" could fit, that saying "jus" alone wouldn't communicate, and that you couldn't find anything you liked better than au jus. So you created a convention of zero-syllable words. Good one! I'll have to remember that, Name it the "Barry non syllable." Thank you for sharing. 555. I look forward to your next submission.
"The Governor Walz," Yolanda DeByle parody of "The Tennessee Waltz,"Patti Page, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
The parody work is good. There are a couple lines in the second verse that need a few more syllables, but nothing major. The emoji music notes are a nice touch. The Patti Page version has two extra verses. I assume you felt that you made your point in just two verses. That works. Thank you for sharing this, and I look forward to your next submission.
"You Will Never Be A Woman," Hu’s On First parody of "Your Woman,"White Town, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You are an excellent parodist, no debate on that. I found one line where syllable stress was badly mismatched, but That is a trivial matter in that it's obvious you pay close attention to syllable stress patterns. I might suggest you let those who disagree with you present their own case for disagreement. Presenting it yourself on their behalf is poor taste, necessarily biased, and generally just plain rude. Even direct quotes are usually presented out of context. I myself write a lot of Bible commentary, which can get more contentious than political commentary. Of course once I set pen to paper, I necessarily by implication subdivide those who disagree with me from those who agree. But I try to avoid outright citing the "other side." I present the majority of my parody portfolio as evidence. (That's not to say my record is perfect.) Based on your prelude written in this parody, I would consider myself as one whose views you claim to represent, and that representation is way off base - offensive even. I can deal with someone disagreeing with me. I think you'd agree that it would be inappropriate for me to write the script to tell others what you believe. I am not angry with you. I wrote at length with the aim of upgrading your overall writing from very good to excellent. I look forward to your next submission.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I wonder how she will be able to handle Pierre Poilievre who will be the new Prime Minister of Canada in just over a year. He is really good at putting people in their place.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by LOTUS Report this comment
Kamala means lotus. LOTUS = Lady of the US who's destined to be POTUS?
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Kamala Report this comment
It's cool how people thinks Dump is scared when I was avoiding him, teehee!
"JD Vance," Phil Alexander parody of "Be Our Guest,"Cast of Beauty and the Beast, Comment by Phil Alexander (the real one) Report this comment
What kind of pathetic idiot posts pretending to be me with such a banal comment?

@MAGA - I'm so glad I don't have to clean the spittle from your keyboard. It must be utterly drenched in it the amount you're frothing at the mouth. Should've got your rabies jabs...
"The Governor Walz," Yolanda DeByle parody of "The Tennessee Waltz,"Patti Page, Comment by Marrying Widows Report this comment
Hey, great seeing you again, Tim Walz. Tomorrow I’m gonna do “The Prize Waltz” by Ben Selvin and his Orchestra for my take on this subject.

August 07, 2024

"London's Falling," Porfle Popnecker parody of "London Calling,"The Clash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@Arch - I'll be on the lookout for it! @Glenn- Thanks! No worries about public performances, I'm way too shy. :)
"California Schemin’," John A. Barry parody of "California Dreamin',"Mamas and Papas, Comment by Yolanda DeByle Report this comment
I honestly don't know what you're talking about! Someone is scheming something, but I honestly don't know what it is... Sorry.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by KKK Loves Lumpie Report this comment
Those who like to use the imbecilic "DemoKKKrats" slur don't want you to know that a form of grand wizard of the KKK endorsed Scumpty Dumpty. See tiny.cc/-kkk-
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by Spank that Donnie Douchebag! Report this comment
This is NOT a political issue, it's a moral one. Either you support democracy which is a mix of conservative, liberal, independent, Green, etc. or you support the fascist incestuous pornographic Caligula antichrist trump. And after all the evil crimes of treason, rape, incest he has done and has been CONVICTED of, he's a felon. He hates everyone and nobody likes him either. The best thing he can do for anyone is to eliminate himself, and Americans will be cheering.
"My Transplants," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "I Can't Dance,"Genesis, Comment by I Saw Genesis in 1992 Report this comment
Beings that my little sister had to get a new kidney AND a new pancreas a few years ago, this is pretty good. It's a revolutionary new technique, she was a Type 1 diabetic, thanks to this new transplant surgery she isn't one anymore.
"London's Falling," Porfle Popnecker parody of "London Calling,"The Clash, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This was a good parody. The syllable count was correct, and the meter (pattern of stressed and unstressed syllables) accurate. The rhymes were at the right places. It is not as funny as I think they want it here. But sometimes humor tends to be overrated. I never got the feeling I was reading an alternate story line. That isn't a big problem if you are just posting it here. But it could be a problem if you intend to perform it (or have it performed) publicly. You might have trouble demonstrating that it is transformative. That is, Is your parody really a separate creative work? Good job, thank you for submitting this. And I look forward to your next stubmission.
"London's Falling," Porfle Popnecker parody of "London Calling,"The Clash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Thanks for your comment AV.
"London's Falling," Porfle Popnecker parody of "London Calling,"The Clash, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
I was considering using this song for that topic. I have a contingency song on this issue I've been thinking about. A little Bowie diddy.
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by To MAGAboy Report this comment
What did a democrat ever do to you? Did they take away your right to own something? Did they give rights to someone you don't like? Did they support a country you don't like? Did they spend money on something you don't like? Did they say people can have sex with whomever they want to as long as it was a living, consensual human being 18 or older? Would love to know what has caused your PTSD rage.

August 06, 2024

"I Need To Wash My Pants," guart milkster parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"The Beatles, Comment by guart Report this comment
I don't remember what got me dirty back in time, but these bays at work the hoses get featly and are put in wet pots so the next person that's suppose to water the plants gets to get a fealty hose whapped around them.
"Slickened Bed," John A. Barry parody of "Mr. Ed Theme,"Evans, Livingston, Comment by John A. Barry Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback
"Gone Streisand," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "One Life Stand,"Hot Chip, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Happy to help expand your horizons, Glenn, cheers!
"Tern Tern Tern," Merry & Pippin parody of "Turn Turn Turn,"The Byrds, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Kylo Wren meets Finch
"Kamala Chameleon," CryHavoc parody of "Karma Chameleon,"Culture Club, Comment by phedge Report this comment
Great job with the song. I would suggest one refrain: Every day, she lies her ass off, And she cackles as she does it. Every day, she lies her ass off, And she cackles as she does it.
"Bits Pre-Tech," John A. Barry parody of "Mr. Ed Theme,"Evans, Livingston, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
If only to show I don't kowtow; And overlook everything that's askow; Whenever one who could go pro; Does a flaw I'd list fer Fred*............... "set communications on a new course" I'm not sure the word "a" is needed, and it interferes with the meter............ A perfect 5-for-5 of 555's for Mr. Barry today. Tremendous work! *Fred was meant to be a generic submitter. As far as I can tell, we have no active submitters named Fred. My apologies to anyone reading this actually named Fred.
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by @Glenn Walker Report this comment
No, think of 2 Learning Disabled 4 Us' violent eliminationist rhetoric here more as being like Henry II's alleged drunken outburst about Thomas Beckett "Will no one rid me of that turbulent priest!?" and assume the goose-stepping rioters, robbers, rapists, mass murderers, and Hamas-whoring terrorists of the left who support the DemoKKKrats' treasonous agenda will take him at his word and try to murder Trump like their fallen hero Thomas Matthew Crooks did.
"Mister Red," John A. Barry parody of "Mr. Ed Theme,"Evans, Livingston, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent work! 555
"Prisoner Ed," John A. Barry parody of "Mr. Ed Theme,"Evans, Livingston, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Incredible. 555
"Gone Streisand," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "One Life Stand,"Hot Chip, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Another new song for me, and flawlessly authored. Thank you. 555
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Remember, folks: "democracy" consists of believing whatever the far-left fascist propagandists for the election-stealing Deep State authoritarian oligarchs illegally occupying the White House tell you to believe over the evidence of your own eyes and ears AND whatever they were telling you to believe not so long ago that contradicts what they're telling you believe now. For instance, not a whole month ago, they were telling you their figurehead Joe Biden was totally mentally and physically fit and had totally not lost that debate to President Donald Trump, and his campaign was doing just fine. Now, there is no such thing as the Biden Campaign, and there never was. Update your Newspeak dictionaries accordingly, comrades... OR ELSE.
"No More Trump!," 2LD4U parody of "You Keep me Hanging on!,"The Supremes, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Survey: Should this post be reported as an implicit threat on his life? (I will regard input only from people whose name I recognize to minimize fake screen names.)
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Cowardly Lyin' Loser Report this comment
If Scump is beating her, why is he afraid to debate her?
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Onemoretry
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
It didn't work!
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
ThankYou,Pete!
"Slickened Bed," John A. Barry parody of "Mr. Ed Theme,"Evans, Livingston, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
That's a 555 if I ever saw one! I'm not even going to review it for technical quality. I bet some near rhymes that ended in the hard s sound started looking pretty good to you. And you resisted them all. Good job. I see there's more to come.
"Set the Knight on Fire (Pyromania Chess Song)," Jay W parody of "Light My Fire,"The Doors, Comment by ZZnew guy Report this comment
Found this by googling, “Try to set the knight on fire,” and hoping someone else thought the way I do. The internet so rarely disappoints that way and often turns out something beautiful. Like this time. Thank you.

August 05, 2024

"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ Glenn and CML: Old fashioned HTML code still works on this wonderful site, now I can't demonstrate it because that would cause a line break and the code disappear, so I'll describe it and put down a link. The line break prompt is the mathematical symbol for less than, followed by the letter B, followed by the letter R, followed by the math symbol for bigger than. That causes a line break. If you want an empty line too you just repeat it one more time, so eight characters in total:

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/br
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you for the suggestion, CML. When absolutely necessary, I've been using =. Periods seem better/.
"He Dreamed," Duc4AmIRight parody of "He Knows,"Lil Nas X, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This parody is pretty good. I like it. I still think that you could use a few more original words in your parodies, but sometimes it has a nice effect. Good job, and thank you.
"Layin' Mattress Pard," John A. Barry parody of "Lady Marmalade,"LaBelle, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Glenn, thanks for these and other complimentary comments. Couche means couch; Veut-il....Does he want the couch for love? For sure. Motive for the couch is impure. Il désire...He desires the couch for love; he has power over the couch day and night. Zut alors: exclamation. là-bas: down there. Il finit...He finishes with the couch--what a love. In turn he goes to sleep. Do you want to make love with the couch?
"I Can See You Heil," Hu’s On First parody of "I Can See For Miles,"The Who, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
ERRATUM: My profound apologies for misstating the line with the syllable mismatch. It applies to "And never see you browsing certain sites That praise the KKK."
"I Can See You Heil," Hu’s On First parody of "I Can See For Miles,"The Who, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
When I started hyper-commenting, I resolved that I would comment only on the quality of the parody, and not on my liking or not liking the story or the message. You have opinions, and every right to proclaim them. I've now said enough for a parody forum, except to say that Heil is a threadbare topic that influences nobody. That said, you did a good job on the parody. Were everybody to write parodies of this quality, I would not be focusing so much on mechanical quality. It wasn't perfect:. Your line "If you think that I don’t know about The posts you made today" is 16 syllables to OS 14. It's hard to bury two syllables when you're singing along. But your work is nonetheless a tough act to follow. There are other syllable mismatches but that is a tough song to get perfect. It had its moments of humor, but hard to giggle at. That is my problem, but I don't find it in me to rate your parody a 5 for Humor. Good job overall. I look forward to your next submission.
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by CML Report this comment
I'd like to know that one too, Peter. What I do by way of coping, Glenn, is to type a series of periods like so .............. to indicate a new paragraph
"Layin' Mattress Pard," John A. Barry parody of "Lady Marmalade,"LaBelle, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Sounds great! Can you help me out with some of the French? 1) couche Is this an alternate French word for the more common translation for mattress? 2) pard? Thank you. I gave it 555. Good job.
"My World," Duc4AmIRight parody of "My Blood,"Rachel Chinouriri, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you for submitting this parody.
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
@Pete..... How do you put line breaks into your comments?
"Oh, Kamala," Gregory Blake parody of "Oh, Donna,"Ritchie Valens, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you for submitting this.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by ,la Report this comment
Where those ",la" shirts with pride. Maybe it was God after all who saved Lump's life, so he could suffer the humiliation of losing to a colored woman?
"(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"," guart milkster parody of "I Touch Myself,"The Divinyls, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
I don't know what that is
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
Thanks Peter Andersson and Glenn Walker. I do appreciate your feedback!
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Another new song for me. I like it. I like the way you found the word "agency" both to keep your theme moving and to keep the meter going. Thank you. 555
"I Can See You Heil," Hu’s On First parody of "I Can See For Miles,"The Who, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Title swap of the day - I'll give you that (and a 555 for good measure).

What next - "I'm gonna do (500 Heils)" by the Proclaimers?

Bwahahahaha! Security Codes is "888" right now - I'm couldn't top this if I tried!
"Cupid Jerk," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Stupid Girl,"Garbage, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Now that's a good OS I haven't listened to in a decade - and 555 for the parody too!

Hmm... I wonder what Cupid's job description looks like, and why HR is okey with him being inebriated on the job so often (no other explanation possible for some of the couples one always meet out there methinks).
"Oh, Kamala," Gregory Blake parody of "Oh, Donna,"Ritchie Valens, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Well, it was on the news even over here this morning that she doesn't want to announce her VP mate until AFTER she has already been crowned - and I thought to myself that sounds like a woman sending out invites to a shotgun wedding without telling who the groom will be because her family haven't decided for her yet, not been able to yet scare even one of poor chaps that had dipped into the cookie jar to accept the horrible gig.

I even checked out the original lyrics to Billy Idol's "White Wedding" but got the feeling it ain't the right match for the potential (parody) job.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Truth Social Report this comment
Because jimmying cookies for "voting" on a website nobody looks at anymore is a compensation to the size of one's penis.
"(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"," guart milkster parody of "I Touch Myself,"The Divinyls, Comment by Itchy Songs Report this comment
Makes me think of that Billy Idol parody some nineteen years ago:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyidol18.shtml
"Oh, Kamala," Gregory Blake parody of "Oh, Donna,"Ritchie Valens, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
The smartest thing ever to come out of her mouth was Willie Brown's brown willie; and you know a guy who thinks with the wrong head can't be all that bright.

August 04, 2024

"Going Down Is My Boat," John A. Barry parody of "Come on Down to My Boat,"Every Mother's Son, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
This was good.

August 03, 2024

"I'm Currently An (Awful) Usher," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "I Could Have Been A Dreamer,"Dio, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks Glenn! I enjoyed writing this one even though I had to change the angle from the original idea "dude that used to be a good usher but is now in the Secret Service" to what's above. Not an easy original to work with but I'd guess that's true for most Dio songs as he isn't big on rhyming wherever he can do something else to display his voice capacity instead. Jorn Lande (another candidate for best voice in metal) made a whole tribute album to him (Ronnie James Dio) when he died.
"Friend (Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher Rest In Peace Tribute Song)," Below Average Davee parody of "Creep,"Radiohead, Comment by Anderson 'parody Man' Araujo Report this comment
Wow, I've been meaning to search for all the great parody writers I "met" here from back around 2004-2005 just to see how the scene looks now in a social media oriented scene and the first name that popped up in my mind was Red Ant...the last thing I expected was to find he's been dead for a while...I had a very brief and superficial interaction with him through comments on my frankly average at best parodies but he always found a way to praise whatever little was there to praise and offer constructive (and friendly) criticism whenever needed. I really, really liked him and I was hoping to perhaps connect with him beyond this site's comments and tell him how much his friendly comments helped this at the time young man's (I was probably 17-18 yo) confidence, as a Non native English speaker I was always quite self-conscious about my parodies but he always made me feel like I belonged here, not to mention his parodies were top notch. I am truly, truly sad to learn of his passing, I feel part of my youth is gone and I'm not in the least surprised to learn he was as positive, kind and helpful in real life as he was here, I'll do my best to raise my children to such standard. May he rest in peace.

August 02, 2024

"Crrrse," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Grrrls,"Lizzo, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
No problem, Glenn, short songs demand simple topics, y'know? Sorry you couldn't follow yesterday's parody, I had a lot of fun writing that one. Still, thanks for the comment!
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Kamaloser Whoreass Report this comment
How desperate do the losers tossing Kommielamadingdond "Heels-Up" Whoreass' salad sound trying to pretend that racist leftard skank isn't losing horribly to President Trump even in the polls rigged to over-sample DemoKKKrats.
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
When President Trump crushes illegal White House occupant Kommie-lama-Hamas Whoreass in a landslide in November, we patriots know we're going to have to have our guns ready to put down you far-left treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs' violent insurrection; and we know that you racist goose-steppers won't be waiting until Inauguration Day to start your burning, looting, and murdering the way you did in 2017.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Nice work with the parody. 555
"Going Down Is My Boat," John A. Barry parody of "Come on Down to My Boat,"Every Mother's Son, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You must have had boating tragedies on your mind yesterday. At least you left the gore out (though I suppose that the trauma of drowning in ice cold water was unpleasant.) Thank you, and may your real experiences be happier than your parody boat life. 555
"Crrrse," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Grrrls,"Lizzo, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This one I could actually follow, though it was a first-time song for me. When I read your prelude, my first thought was "NO! Another video game parody that I'll never understand." But this one was easily understood. Good job. Thank you. 555
"I'm Currently An (Awful) Usher," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "I Could Have Been A Dreamer,"Dio, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent job!! This was a first-time song for me. I liked it, and the OS. Congratulations on the roaring laugh you'll probably get from that one line towards the end of the song. It was clever how you covered it with "They're now family." Anyway, thank you for the great parody. 555
"I Scuttled the Boat," John A. Barry parody of "I Started a Joke,"Bee Gees, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Terrific parody. Gory, Jaws-like but more vivid. But terrific parody. I'll let you know when my nightmares are over. But thank you for a great parody. 555 BTW, to spare people after me the lookup I had to do, PFD means Personal Flotation Device, usually called a "life jacket."
"Cup of Tea," Phony Tony parody of "Battery,"Mettalica, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
ITS METALLICA
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So THAT'S why you employ all these sock puppets, eh, loser?
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Role playing is fun.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by Dismal Don Report this comment
How dismally inappropriate and desperate does Rump sound when he criticizes Kamala for saying she's black? What an absolutely asinine attack.
"B's whacks," guart milkster parody of "Beeswax,"Nirvana, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
I got 5's but I think things are to stupid or crazy to do anything hilarious with then. I miss my good old garden days.
"Hardware Store," 44Nifty parody of "Funkytown,"Lemon Demon, Comment by yes Report this comment
i've seen that happen before
"The Way Things Were," Gregory Blake parody of "The Way We Were,"Barbara Streisand, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Good job! The story line was very similar to the OS (that people have selective memories of past events), but you did expand it from one of private memories to the public at-large. You added five lines (from "Gets downplayed" to "The way things were.") Your tendency not to match syllable count makes it awkward to tell if I should sing it as an extra verse, or an extra bridge. But overall, I thought it was good. Thank you. And I look forward to your next submission.
"She Has Already Won," eeL deaL parody of "Already Gone,"Eagles, Comment by um Report this comment
at some point the daily posting of these things comes off as gloating. of course republicans have screwed themselves into the ground once again (they must be unbelievably stupid and delusional). it's not really necessary to essentially write the same thing everyday
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by Libby Report this comment
@2028--when she wins, we will see another Jan 6th, only more lunk-headed on the side of the MAGA, and better preparedness on the side of law enforcement. LAter the MAGA will follow Don Jr.
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
Yes, Trump is old. News flash: He was mentally unfit for the Presidency at every age.

August 01, 2024

"Hardware Store," 44Nifty parody of "Funkytown,"Lemon Demon, Comment by 44nifty again Report this comment
Is it because I accidentally submitted the form twice?????????
"Hardware Store," 44Nifty parody of "Funkytown,"Lemon Demon, Comment by 44nifty Report this comment
Now what in the hell happened here???
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by J. D. Vance Report this comment
Why does Donald call all black women Harris? ;-p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5LeN8KkwnM
"Scattered Showers," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "After Hours,"The Weeknd, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
They look to be similar to the ones I was using (these: https://genius.com/The-weeknd-after-hours-lyrics). I think that my consolidation of some shorter lines may be tripping you up. That's my best guess, anyway.
"Scattered Showers," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "After Hours,"The Weeknd, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Are these the right OS lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weeknd/afterhours.html? After the first line, nothing matches.
"California Schemin’," John A. Barry parody of "California Dreamin',"Mamas and Papas, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent work!! Flawless meter. I particularly liked the reference to "fool's gold," a hoax that actually did originate in California - and, as far as I know - was contained there as well. Thank you for sharing this. 555
"The Great Classroom," Duc4AmIRight parody of "The Alchemy,"Taylor Swift, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Taylor Swift wrote OS cryptically. There are several allusion to sports teams that lead most people to think that OS is really a code message to Travis Kelce. The people she wants "cut... from the team" are past relationships that either she of both in combination have had in the past. I don't know where the "alchemy" comes in. Alchemy is the faux science of creating something precious out of ordinary items. The OS doesn't leave obvious clues what they are. Now, your parody is not obliged to carry the same story line. But since 91% of the words come from Swift herself, it would be good to have some alternate cryptology in mind. You have moved the setting from a football field to a college classroom. Good move. It could be interesting. But some lines fall out in a manner I can't understand. Maybe you or someone else can clue me in. Two examples: 1) "What if I told you we're school?" "School" took the place of "cool." So that is good parody work. But what does it mean? 2) "He jokes that it's heroin but this time with an 'A.'" I'll take a stab at what OS means. He jokes that it's heroin but this time with an 'E.'" He (at some point) called her his heroine, and being with her is that addictive. I presume that "A" was the grade that the professor issued. But how does heroin (a word that doesn't blend in well without a purpose) fit in? Just my impressions. Thank you for submitting this.
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by 2024 Report this comment
Still trying to cover up your election-stealing treasonous unelected illegal White House occupants' epic fails in their treasonous attacks on President Trump, eh, Biden-rimming Kommielamadingdong Whoreass whores?
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by 2028 Report this comment
If Kamala wins, do you think the Right would be psycho enough to nominate their cult leader again when he's 82?
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
♫Flailing, flailing; that's what Slow Joe's hos do:
Since their assassin epic-failed, the Blues are feelin' blue!♫
"Don Old," eeL deaL parody of "Heart Of Gold,"Neil Young, Comment by sigh Report this comment
yes, you have to wonder when or if the party will ever realize they're much better off without him

July 31, 2024

"Restrictions," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Friction,"Imagine Dragons, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Ignoring all of the...stuff, I'm glad you took the effort to make a solid comment despite the restrictions (heh), Glenn. Always nice to see you drop by even when my shuffle technique of picking songs don't always give me the biggest hits (come back at the end of the year for that, trust me). Thank you!
"Restrictions," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Friction,"Imagine Dragons, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
PS I got hit by the graffiti squad today too.
"Restrictions," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Friction,"Imagine Dragons, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I hate to ruin their fun, but the whole point of my hyper-commenting is to encourage people to be bolder in their comments as they relate to the parody. Sorry, I lied. I INTEND to ruin their fun. Yet I am somewhat at a disadvantage on this one. I wasn't familiar with the OS, I couldn't tell from the lyrics what the song was about, and I'm not that much of a video gamer. So at first, I wasn't always confident that I had the location match correct. You have an amazing ability to extend a single sentence across multiple OS lines. Even across two paragraphs (usually as designated from azlyrics.com). Thankfully, your commitment to a proper syllable count gave me all that I needed to reconcile the two versions. Thank you. And thank you for submitting this. Good job!
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Don Old aka LOTUS Report this comment
Kamala can suck my pee pee any time.
"Cobwebs on my Mind," Glenn Walker parody of "Gentle on my Mind,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Glenn walker Report this comment
Thank you, Randy
"Cobwebs on my Mind," Glenn Walker parody of "Gentle on my Mind,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Randy Hearn Report this comment
Good one!
"You Ain't Black," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "It Ain't Me,"Kygo & Selena Gomez, Comment by Libby Report this comment
There's nothing you can do to make this a good parody.
"You Ain't Black," The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy parody of "It Ain't Me,"Kygo & Selena Gomez, Comment by The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Report this comment
Just a slight edit to improve the pacing and syllabication of the chorus. Please replace this chorus: If you don’t vote for me and you’re White, then you’re Racist!/ If you don’t vote for me and you’re male, you’re a Sexist!/ If you’re of Color and don’t yet know, just recall the words of Joe,/ Then if you still don’t vote for me, then you’re a Racist:/ You ain’t Black!... With: If you don’t vote for me and you’re White, then you’re Racist!/ Those who don’t vote for me and are male are Sexist Pigs!/ If you’re of Color and don’t yet know, just recall the words of Joe,/ Then if you still don’t vote for me, you’re also Racist:/ You ain’t Black!...

July 30, 2024

"On a Plane/Stupid Parody," Chris Bodily TM parody of "On a Plain/Something in the Way,"Nirvana, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
R THEESE THE LAST 2 SONGS ON NEVERMIND? YES
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Don Old Report this comment
Since Slump calls her Ka Mala she should call him Don Old.
"All in Vain," Glynn Leaney parody of "You're So Vain,"Whitney Houston, Comment by MIKE Report this comment
IT'S CARLY SIMON
"Gross, Sad, and Jammy," John A. Barry parody of "Poke Salad Annie,"Elvis Presley, Comment by CML Report this comment
Word to the wise: Never take tips on dieting from Elvis
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by LOTUS Report this comment
Kamala means lotus. LOTUS = lady of the US.

July 29, 2024

"My Fill," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "I Will,"Danny Brown, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Why thank you, Duc! Out of curiosity, I googled "Conqueroe" and apparently it's a brand of anointing oil. Not something you'd wanna eat at a buffet but the more you know, I guess!
"The Catfish Boogie," Gregory Blake parody of "Lonely is a Man Without Love,"Engelbert Humperdinck, Comment by Gregory Blake Report this comment
Thank you for your advice and insight. I appreciate it.
"The Catfish Boogie," Gregory Blake parody of "Lonely is a Man Without Love,"Engelbert Humperdinck, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I really liked this one! I liked it so much that I wanted to sing along, so I replayed it - several times actually - it was that good! I was having a few problems with syllable match. I'll just talk about the first 4 lines: The OS is a straight 11 syllables per line - each line having syllables 1, 4, 6, 8, and 10 stressed. Your parody has 10, 11, 12 and 13 syllables, respectively. Line 1 could be fixed simply by inserting the word "can" to follow OS. I suspect you intended to. Line 2 was flawless. Line 3 needs a syllable ditched, and you have 3 consecutive unstressed syllables after the first syllable stressed. I might have switched out "eagerly" for, say, "keenly." Line 4 is interesting for several reasons. You advance the mood change from Line 5 to Line 4. No problem with the lyric strategy. What you may or may not have noticed is that between Lines 4 and 5, there was a modulation from key of D to key of E-flat that prepares your audience for the mood change. Likely nobody cares, but I thought you'd want to know that. As far as dumping two syllables, goes, perhaps "Then my" are candidates. I don't know. Finally, are you sure you want to end such a sweetly themed song with "horny?" I know, I know it's good for a roaring laugh.... Anyway, good job, and thank you for submitting it.
"Where the Oldies are Played," Arch Vile parody of "Where The Streets Have No Name,"U2, Comment by pickle Report this comment
I only knew of Richard Simmons from references on The Simpsons and The Goldbergs.
"The Gold," Duc4AmIRight parody of "The Kill,"Maggie Rogers, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Let me be clear this time. Terrific parody, Duc! 555 (Word replacement 14%)
"It's Offensive," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Against It,"Groucho Marx, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@Peter Andersson - I second my doppelganger in saying thanks!
"Where the Oldies are Played," Arch Vile parody of "Where The Streets Have No Name,"U2, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Very good job, and good tribute to Richard Simmons.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Sorry for the late reply to Devils Protect Scum. I wasn't sure if I wanted to respond to his pointless and godless comment or not. Over the past week, the God I worship has impressed on me that it would be complicit to leave the comment about the God who loves the world so much that He sent His Son to die for us unchallenged. I turn 70 next week, and in those 70 years, I have learned two things: 1) It's not about us; it's about a holy God who created us and is sovereign over all things. He created man sinless, and man rebelled bringing a curse to all the world, then announcing immediately man's path to salvation for all who accept it. 2) Never judge a game by the score at halftime. Asaph, a poet and musician of ancient days, struggled with why the wrong people seem elevated, and the wrong people seem cursed in the 73rd Psalm: verses 2 and 3 say "But as for me, my feet had almost slipped; I had nearly lost my foothold. For I envied the arrogant when I saw the prosperity of the wicked." He proceeds to express what troubles him about it for several verses that are easily looked up. He resolves the matter in verses 16-17, "When I tried to understand all this, it troubled me deeply until I entered the sanctuary of God; then I understood their final destiny." In the end, "at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord." (Philippians 2:10-11). God's purpose is not to comply with our own senses, for they change from season to season. God works all things for the ultimate good whether you or I understand it or not.
"It's Offensive," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Against It,"Groucho Marx, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Thanks for your comment :-)
"It's Offensive," Porfle Popnecker parody of "I'm Against It,"Groucho Marx, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Cool OS! Good parody! :-)
"The Catfish Boogie," Gregory Blake parody of "Lonely is a Man Without Love,"Engelbert Humperdinck, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great job as always. 555
"My Fill," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "I Will,"Danny Brown, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great job as always Conqueroe! 555

July 28, 2024

"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks guys! I've now come up with a possible song for that usher career switch idea parody should my muse manage to persuade me to go on with it after we've finished the next old ABBA song idea that are already in progress. :-)
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
That one did pop up in my searches...but only the first line. And even then I think I thought "Not the chorus, doesn't count". Still, well done, Glenn, hopefully that's what's in Pete's head!
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
@Pete & duc: I was serious when I said Good job, and I’m impressed, because I truly am. Now I know that there are many good parodies that require seemingly trivial adjustments by the parodist. But I also maintain that they are rare. I admit I do frequently encourage duc to rely less on the OS for his parodies and more on himself. The blend is often the funniest part. Duc, think that this is your best parody ever, and it came on the parody that you used the most of your own words.
"Joe's Out!," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Watch Out,"ABBA, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@CLM: In retrospect Alice Cooper would have been the obvious choice. I came to ABBA here from another angle, they have a very summery song on the Waterloo album called "Sitting In A Palmtree" and with supporters of the Kamala campaign running some sort of global coconut meme spread I came up with the loose idea of doing something with that one, before ending up going with "Watch Out" instead.

@G_RandomPerson: Strangely enough I've never heard of Kim Mitchell, but thanks!

Duc4AmIRight: Thanks!

Michael Pacholek: Obviously! ;-P
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
"I used to be a lunatic from the gracious days, I used to feel woebegone and so restless nights" opening to "No More I Love Yous" by Annie Lennox. "Feel" can easily be replaced with "be a[n]"

July 27, 2024

"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
That's my basic understanding of the way things are over there, Pete. Sad but...no, no buts, it's just sad. And as try as I might, I couldn't find any song that has a "I used to be a [blank]" that was immediately followed by a "I used to be a [separate blank]". Sure you're not thinking of a million different "I wanna be a [many blanks]" song?
"Where Everybody Knows You're Lame," Immoral Liberal parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name,"Gary Portnoy, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Shaq did one of the best partial parodies of this song
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
PS How did you force the line change in Comments? I'll spare you the lookup on the one-word change link. In 1966, Petula Clark released My Love. A year later, Ed Kilbourne changed the word "my" to "God's". As far as I know, there were no copyright suits. She must have liked it.============================================================================================================================================================================================ My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine Softer than a sigh My love is deeper than the deepest ocean Wider than the sky My love is brighter than the brightest star That shines every night above And there is nothing in this world That can ever change my love Something happened to my heart the day that I met you Something that I never felt before You are always on my mind, no matter what I do And every day it seems I want you more My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine Softer than a sigh My love is deeper than the deepest ocean Wider than the sky My love is brighter than the brightest star That shines every night above And there is nothing in this world That can ever change my love Once I thought that love was meant for anyone else but me Once I thought you'd never come my way Now it only goes to show how wrong we all can be For now I have to tell you everyday My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine Softer than a sigh My love is deeper than the deepest ocean Wider than the sky My love is brighter than the brightest star That shines every night above And there is nothing in this world That can ever change my love My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine Softer than a sigh My love is deeper than the deepest ocean Wider than the sky My love is brighter than the brightest star That shines every night above And there is nothing in this world That can ever change my love
"Where Everybody Knows You're Lame," Immoral Liberal parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name,"Gary Portnoy, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
A potential problem with the reasoning in the footnote is that sometimes words too go out of fashion or change meaning, for example the post WW2-generation of boomers must have been surprised to find how "nerd" and "geek" now means very different things than when they were young. Now I wouldn't put "lame" high on the list of words I expect to get an upgrade very soon, but then again ever since Weird Al wrote "Lame Claim To Fame" I wouldn't bet against it either. :-)
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Am I right (he-he) in understanding that these days in the USA it's easier to get onto a sloped roof with an AR-15 than into a movie theater with your own bag of snacks? If so maybe the Secret Service should recruit more ushers!

Damn! It sucks to get old because now I have the chorus part "I used to be a xxx, I used to be a yyy" on repeat in my head but I can't remember the rest of the lyrics or what band it is. Might be another parody coming if I do later on.
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ Glenn: When I was noob here twenty years ago someone posted a parody with only ONE changed word in the title line and nothing else altered at all and that still completely changed the meaning of the song. I didn't appreciate the accomplishment enough at the time because if I had I would have bookmarked it for future reference instead of forgetting who wrote it and what song it was. Keeping one original line usually looks sloppy, but keeping several for good effect is more like a rare subgenre here on AIR, and toing the line between those two extremes is as hard as finding good ideas for even trying. Duc4AmIRight did a good job here methinks. :-)

July 26, 2024

"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by TDS Detector Report this comment
It's overflowing.
"Joe's Out!," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Watch Out,"ABBA, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
Joe Biden is the greatest president, y'all jelly of his success!
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Gaffe Giraffe Report this comment
Biden selflessly passing the torch to Kamala leaves Grump as the only gaffe giraffe of the two candidates. He now has the liability of being the candidate who's too old and tired. The Republicans are so frightened of Kamala that they've actually tried to block her nomination somehow.
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
22½% original! I believe that is a new record. And I see the beginnings of an independent story forming, and no word-agreement mismatches. I'm impressed. Good job.
"Parody Ann," guart milkster parody of "Piano Man,"Billy Joel, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Just perusing your parody: If you have posted previously under the names of Wildcard, Annie Gardener, and by extension yldcard I owe you a major apology.
"Where Everybody Knows You're Lame," Immoral Liberal parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name,"Gary Portnoy, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Sometimes I feel like Here's the deal, Post on amiright... Show you're a dunce, not twice but once, will find you in a fight....Someone will surely disagree............. (Actually I've found the people here to be quite nice.) Anyway, Cheers! From the 14th person to attempt this song, to the 15th person to attempt this song.
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Piss On Autocrats Report this comment
Republican Party really should change their name because they are not for republicanism. Changing their name to Autocratic Party would make sense. They are all about marching In step with a single disgusting individual.
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Fili Dei Report this comment
DEI is also Latin for God (as in "deity") so maybe God wants Kamala to be US president. Mexico has elected its first female president, and the US might be doing likewise.
"Drink it Is," 65th Beatle parody of "Yes it Is,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You did a good job, and I enjoyed this parody. Thank you. I found something distracting about it, I'm not sure what it was. Possibly the syllable mismatches. The very first line ("I drank too much red tonight"/"If you wear red tonight") has 6 syllables in OS, but 7 in the parody. But that can be reconciled by the "Syllable zero" rule that I introduced yesterday: "[W]henever OS stress is on syllable 1, usually, you can steal an extra syllable with a 'syllable zero. In some musical circles it's called a 'pickup note.'" This rule does not work unless both syllable zero is unstressed and syllable 1 is stressed. So you can't use this rule on line 2 ("Can’t remember what I said tonight"/"Remember what I said tonight"), where OS is 8 syllables and parody is 9, because syllable 1 (REmember) is unstressed. Line 3 is flawless. In Line 4, "And you know it’s fine, it's true", the words "you know" must be deleted. 1) You don't have the syllables available; 2) the words don't add a thing to the meaning. I hope this finds you well. I look forward to your next submission.
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
You are welcome Duca. Keep on writing!
"Joe's Out!," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Watch Out,"ABBA, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
I liked this. Given I’m one of the authors that’s submits every day like bobpiecheese, it’s only worthwhile I leave a comment.
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comments conqueror. I do appreciate your feedback.
"Big Win," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Petco,"Cassandra Jenkins, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Hey Ducs this was really rather good! 555
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your comments Ducs and MAGA. It’s appreciated.
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Heh! I've often imagined a series of jokes along the lines of Gary Larson's "Professor DeArmond—the epitome of evil amongst butterfly collectors!" being told about people in other typically mundane professions. Here we have a character who might just be the epitome of evil amongst theater ushers. A few other possibilities include: cab drivers, parking garage attendants, pet groomers, janitors, bricklayers, gardeners, and secretaries.
"Joe's Out!," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Watch Out,"ABBA, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
@CML, nothing wrong with trying to parody songs that haven't been used on this site. I've done my fair share of that (I'm still the only one to ever submit a parody of a Kim Mitchell song) and my last few Tragically Hip parodies (one of which about Biden) have also been first timers. As for this parody, K1chyd you did very well.
"Awful Usher," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hold Each Other,"A Great Big World ft. Futuristic, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Hey Conqueror, this was excellent! 555
"Joe's Out!," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Watch Out,"ABBA, Comment by CML Report this comment
You could have used Alice Cooper's "School's Out" as well ... Joe's out this .. SUMMER!
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by yeah Report this comment
For the record, I'm an independent. My last statement in the previous comment should have been an indicator of that. If the reps had put forth someone else it might have made more independents like me possibly more inclined to vote republican. But with keeping with the same old tired controversial candidate, you seriously risk losing the independent vote like last time (and time to stop being delusional about last time already, it was exhausted years ago)

July 25, 2024

"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Wow, the Delusion is strong with you Biden-rimming Kamala whores! You jackasses keep blustering and projecting your DemoKKKrat Party's catastrophic disarray and disunity and other woes onto the Republicans (who are solidly uniting behind Trump) while hoping (in vain) that people will forget that just last week, you were still pretending Dementia Joe was a viable candidate and Trump hadn't totally crushed him in that nationally televised debate. Now you losers are flailing around pretending that Kackles "Heels-Up" Whoreass (the diversity hire NOBODY voted for in 2020 or now because she's just that thoroughly disgusting and pathetic a loser) is a viable candidate! You're finished, DemoKKKrats; your Emperor is naked, his campaign is dead, and his replacement harlot's campaign is even deader.
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by yeah Report this comment
The second trump got the nomination in '16 it was the beginning of the end of the republican party. The fact that they still can't let go of him after everything speaks volumes about their willful stupidity. They had their chances and blew them every time. Everyone was either crazy for voting for him or lazy by sitting it out during the republican primaries this year. Balanced government is not a bad thing (keeps one party from doing whatever they want) but I can't see it happening anymore with how he's ruined everyone in the party's chances
"I Pry," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Why Try,"Ariana Grande, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for the comment Glenn (and Duc too, I guess). I always check the spelling of words I'm unsure about, especially due to the American-Australian divide (you'd think that setting my internet dictionary to Australian would fix that but it didn't believe "echidna" was a word, so...). I'll be honest, I don't usually take into consideration what the original song was about when I parody it (unless the parody is about how I don't like the song), so the closeness was unintentional. One could still consider it transformative if one contrasts the overly dramatic language of the original to the bluntness that I was going for. Maybe? I dunno. Thanks again!
"It’s Apocryphal," John A. Barry parody of "It's Impossible,"Perry Como, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Overall, good job. I'm going to nitpick on one item probably because it's the second line of the parody, and so easy to adjust. "that politicians don’t lie" While I agree that the syllables match, the OS, "tell the sun to leave the sky" at 7, the accent structure does not match. Parody stresses are on syllables 2 4 6 and 7, OS stresses are on 1 3 5 and 7. Now whenever OS stress is on syllable 1, usually, you can steal an extra syllable with a "syllable zero," in his case "that." In some musical circles it's called a "pickup note." Then, by expanding "don't" to "do not." "It's apocryphal That POLiTICians DO not LIE" then fits the meter better. Just a nitpick. Without necessarily agreeing with every point you make, great job, and thank you. 555.
"Kam's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Without endorsing, approving, or in any other manner agreeing with what this parody represents, let me say that this is a very good parody. In past parodies you've written, I frequently have problems with your syllable count. But even the syllable count is accurate in this parody. Congratulations.
"Mutants," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Spinning,"Julia Holter, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comment
"Oh, What a Terrible Morning," Glynn Leaney parody of "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,"Gordon MacRae, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I am hoping that this was just a parody to publish, and not based on a recent experience. The tone of the parody is the only thing I have a problem with, but even that is hardly worthy of the 1-bomb. The parody itself is great! Good poetic structure, rhymes are good, the meter is flawless. The OS is well-known. Three verses, where the OS has two, but so what! Good job and thank you for submitting it.
"Mutants," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Spinning,"Julia Holter, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You are improving. Just counting the first three verses, you have 14% original words (29 of 207). You still need to keep aware regarding whether your parody lines make sense. Example: "The mutants is clear." Good job and thank you.
"She Wrote the Checks," Gregory Blake parody of "I Write the Songs,"Barry Manilow, Comment by Gregory Blake Report this comment
Thank you Duc4AmIRight and Agrimorfee.
"I Pry," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Why Try,"Ariana Grande, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Please excuse the ? at the end of my comment. It should have been a .
"I Pry," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Why Try,"Ariana Grande, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
forte vs forté might be an America vs Australian issue. I myself pronounce it FOR-tay. Others can chime in on how they pronounce it. Since the word does not appear in OS, I gather that either your spell-check ratted you out, or that you took the initiative to look it up to make sure. I believe (which probably means I am wrong) that forte is of Latin origin, not Italian, though we probably borrowed it into English as a musical synonym for loud. As for the parody itself, Great job. I thoroughly enjoyed it. The structure flawless. Thank you for sharing it. The one thing I'll share in the spirit of constructive criticism is the spirit of your parody might too closely resemble that of the OS, notwithstanding the lyrics are 100% original. Both the OS and the parody aim to magnify the resolutions of tensions between two people who are important to each other. Sometimes that would be a nitpick, but other times it could disqualify a parody from being judged transformative - that is, is the parody really a separate artistic creation? Thank you for another amazing parody?
"She Wrote the Checks," Gregory Blake parody of "I Write the Songs,"Barry Manilow, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Thank you for writing a funny, well-paced parody with a song that everyone knows, about something that many can relate to, with no political agenda. These qualities have been missing for far too long on the site. THANK YOU.
"Joe Biden," G_RandomPerson parody of "Bobcaygeon,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Zen even said that Trudeau is going to trounce Poilievre in 2025. Well it looks like Trudeau is the one getting trounced now.
"I Pry," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Why Try,"Ariana Grande, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Hey bobpiecheese, this was good.
"She Wrote the Checks," Gregory Blake parody of "I Write the Songs,"Barry Manilow, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Very good. At least you make the effort to comment.

July 24, 2024

"Shooter on the Roof," Dan Lotto parody of "Fiddler on the Roof,"Cast of Fiddler on the Roof, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Just imagine how the Biden-rimming bottom-feeding hypocritical DemoKKKrat goose-stepper who wrote this shіt would react if some deranged anti-Semite from ZeroHedge were to take a shot at Biden and narrowly miss, and we all started tweeting our laments that he missed.
"Droppin' Out (Joe Biden's Song)," Chris Wolvie parody of "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song),"Billy Joel, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
The Delusion is strong with this one.
"Droppin' Out (Joe Biden's Song)," Chris Wolvie parody of "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song),"Billy Joel, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I'm having a real problem here. I can't endorse the point you're trying to make, but I firmly believe that the purpose of the comments section is to comment on the parody itself, and the subject matter is a discussion for a different forum. But I'll admit that the parody itself is amazing! I rated it 555. The OS was well selected for the approach you took. I found myself enjoying it, notwithstanding it had no effect on my points of view. Well done, and thank you for writing and submitting it.
"TCOPmania!," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Polkamania!,"Weird Al Yankovic, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Outstanding job!! 555. @CML, Should this be considered for Big 7 inclusion?
"Nape Fan," John A. Barry parody of "Apeman,"Kinks, Comment by harry Report this comment
Excellent horror graphics. Well done
"Tape’ Man," John A. Barry parody of "Apeman,"Kinks, Comment by harry Report this comment
Great stuff john .
"Loan Shark Biz," CML parody of "Show Biz Kids,"Steely Dan, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Another fine job! Thank you. 555
"The Claw Slashes Lightly," Duc4AmIRight parody of "The Dark Dresses Lightly,"AURORA, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
My comments are the same as usual. You are content with taking a clean version of the lyrics, mechanically replacing 10% of the words, and submitting it as a parody.
"Shooter on the Roof," Dan Lotto parody of "Fiddler on the Roof,"Cast of Fiddler on the Roof, Comment by Tevye The Milkman Report this comment
Looks like we have a few fans of Presidential assasinations here ... as long as he's the right sort of president, amiright? BTW, who is acting as the President right now?

July 23, 2024

"Joe Biden," G_RandomPerson parody of "Bobcaygeon,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by Mmm Report this comment
Oh yes, every new democrat president is automatically the best president ever regardless of anything, sure. Yes zen, we all know republicans are doomed forever. It’s mostly because of trump and their refusal to ever get past him. Also because of sometimes being too conservative but mostly trump. But at this point what you’re doing is like gloating to someone you mortally wounded. Im independent, but it is bad to have one party always be in control of everything in the future. With that comes abuse of power. I think we’ve already seen some of that. Both parties have good and bad points. Refusal to believe this doesn’t make it any less true
"Joe Biden," G_RandomPerson parody of "Bobcaygeon,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
All right; which one of you jokers at the asylum let Kommie Kapo Kocksucker here out of his padded cell and near a computer again?
"Down With Brandon," CML parody of "Come Together,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I had a lot of fun with this song too. You did a great job. Thank you. 555
"Joe Biden," G_RandomPerson parody of "Bobcaygeon,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Thanks to Joe, Greatest President Ever! And just call her 2 Term Kamala! Then comes AOC!
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by Libby Report this comment
GW: you are hilarious.
"Joe Biden," G_RandomPerson parody of "Bobcaygeon,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by Observation Report this comment
Ironically he famously said 4 years ago he wouldn't try for a 2nd term. This could have been avoided if he had stuck with that. DKTOS but a good read
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Does anybody besides me find it suspicious that there is zero evidence that Joe Biden actually withdrew? His withdrawal came less than 24 hours after he swore ge was in it to stay. He withdrew via a social media post. Typo free, which means that he didn’t type it personally. And we have no idea who did. His appearance at the Harris rally yesterday was audio only. Endorsing Harris was an afterthought. He’s meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow so he can’t claim to be too sick to appear on camera today. He has not appeaed anywhere since coming back from Las Vegas. There’s no proof he is sick, as opposed to unfit to speak at Vegas. He’s m not sure he knows he withdrew.

July 22, 2024

"These Fries Are Suspicious," EWOP parody of "Superstition,"Stevie Wonder, Comment by EWOP Report this comment
thanks Glenn
"Ideology Man," Gregory Blake parody of "Well Respected Man,"The Kinks, Comment by CML Report this comment
I'll second something Glenn said .. You don't need complete sentences for subs. Lots of lines in songs are mere sentence fragments. If a sentence fragment conveys the same meaning as a whole sentence and tracks the original lyrics better. go with it
"Step Down Joey?," eeL deaL parody of "Lay Down Sally,"Eric Clapton, Comment by Kamala Lover Report this comment
thanks to Joe for being selfless and stepping down. I think Kamala can beat the grumpy, old, want-to-be dictator. The liability of being too old now falls on Dumpster.
"Carbon Tax Won't Work," G_RandomPerson parody of "My Music at Work,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Thanks Glenn, The Tragically Hip are a very well known Canadian band up here, you should check them out.
"The Events of July 13, 2024 (Reprise)," Used Cars parody of "Destination Moon,"Ames Brothers, Comment by Used Cars Report this comment
Thanks for your comment CML
"Carbon Tax Won't Work," G_RandomPerson parody of "My Music at Work,"The Tragically Hip, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent! I know nothing about OS or Canadian politics. A clearly stated message. Good poetic form. I like it. Thank you. 555
"That Boy," 65th Beatle parody of "This Boy,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
My apologies for the typo in my reference to GAC. It should have read GAD.
"August," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Nothing,"Zara Larsson, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you for posting this.
"Somebody's AI," Talkie Tina parody of "Somebody's Baby,"Jackson Browne, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Very clever!! I like your parody. Now I'll confess ignorance on the significance of a hot purple eyed Samurai Dragon lord. I suspect it has something to do with an AI-created being, but your meter seamlessly. You kept faithful to the poetic structure and the rhyme patterns. The one area I thought the parody was weak is that I think you kept too close to the story line of OS. You changed the nature of the object of affection, and the gender of the admirers. But you left the story line almost fully intact: the girl (turned dragon) looks so fine that it's assumed she (turned he) must belong to someone else, so much so that it paralyzes their efforts for an approach. The result is that I think too many lyrics of the OS carried directly into your parody without adjustment. Thank you for posting it.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Devils Protect Scum Report this comment
Those who feel God saved Rump when he was shot need to ask themselves who exactly is this god they worship who would save a lying, blowhard autocrat and not a classroom full of young, innocent children?
"Trumpbusters," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Ghostbusters,"Ray Parker Jr., Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@Lennie Report -- I do it once in a while, mainly when an idea or title pops into my head that I just can't resist. I trust this one isn't as derogatory or combative as some. :D I may put your colorful description of me on my calling cards from now on, if I ever have any printed up.
"That Boy," 65th Beatle parody of "This Boy,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
First, my profound regrets that you deal with this - and every day at that. I did not find anything funny about this parody, and that is not a knock against you or your parody. Although parodies traditionally have some level of comedy in them, it should not be considered required. It is a flaw in the site rating system that "Funny" gets its own rating category. Your attempt to spell out the condition does not lend itself easily to poetic meter in any metric pattern, and it does help that you need to set aside eleven syllables to include it. You might have been better off just calling it GAC, and spelling it out as a bottom note. Thank you for your contribution.
"Ideology Man," Gregory Blake parody of "Well Respected Man,"The Kinks, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I liked this parody. I like how it went back and forth between total incompetence and greatest of all-time. There were several areas of syllable mismatch, but nothing terribly distracting. For instance, in "His mental 'Acuity' is awesome!" I'm not sure how vital the words "His mental" are. I think that "Acuity is awesome!" implies that you're talking about his mental acuity, and fits better into the meter of OS. But what do I know. Kudos on a parody that was a lot if fun to read.
"Big Twist," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Winner,"Conan Gray, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This was the second parody in the last three you submitted titled "Big Twist." Did I miss something? What is this big twist?
"The Events of July 13, 2024 (Reprise)," Used Cars parody of "Destination Moon,"Ames Brothers, Comment by CML Report this comment
Don't know the OS at all; But "Vincent Van Gogh frets" is an Amiright Hall of Fame worthy sub.
"Trumpbusters," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Ghostbusters,"Ray Parker Jr., Comment by Lennie Report Report this comment
Breaking News: Porfle Popnecker "comes forward" and "breaks his silence" re political parody ... Famed parodist, known for Sphinx-like stance re political subjects may have taken steps towards taking a side ... Amiright political pundits unable to agree on what political point has been made

July 21, 2024

"Two Barbers in a Small Town," Glenn Walker parody of "If You Wanna Be Happy,"Jimmy Soul, Comment by Gregory Blake Report this comment
Good Job!. I'm old enough to remember hearing this song on the radio when it first became popular.
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by CML Report this comment
I was right. They forced him out today. Looks like I just wrote Joe's swan song. Time now to bear down on the Kamala Comedienne.
"Joe's Gonna Knock Dump Out," eeL deaL parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out,"LL Cool J, Comment by Ear Force One Report this comment
The comment about Tyson biting Holyfield's ear makes me think about those who think the shooting of Rump's ear could have been staged.

July 19, 2024

"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Project Lincoln Report this comment
One of my founders is a chomo!
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by United Snakes Report this comment
Agent Orange couldn't find a VP pick who at no point in his past called him "America's Hitler"? See the Lincoln Project video titled "snake" about Vance at: tiny.cc/sn4ke
"Golden Arch Wages," Alvin Rhodes parody of "Show Biz Kids,"Steely Dan, Comment by CML Report this comment
Great sub for a truly compelling refrain .. Yours is haunting
"Good Parody," hamend parody of "Chim Chim Cheree,"Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins Soundtrack, Comment by anyone interested Report this comment
elane is also milked. annimal doesn't have much and milk will probably want to tell everyone how much she likes Halloween when the time comes.
"Good Parody," hamend parody of "Chim Chim Cheree,"Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins Soundtrack, Comment by anyone interested Report this comment
guart has milked yldcard, Wildcard,victoria, and hamend the rest of their stuff is in mad and gardener mostly
"Sweet Big Duo," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Sweet Vibration,"The Lemon Twigs, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comment the_conqueror!. So glad to have you as a friend on here. Thanks for your feedback as always!
"Sweet Big Duo," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Sweet Vibration,"The Lemon Twigs, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
This was great Ducs! Keep up your good work as always!
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Who do you think you are Glenn Walker? The Parody Detective or something?!
"Trash Disposal," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Antisocial,"Ed Sheeran & Travis Scott, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Ducs. You are absolutely right. We both submit a quality parody every day.
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by card Report this comment
I must I must
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
Well, if you must pry
"Gilligan's Sleepland," Rick Duncan parody of "Gilligan's Island,"T.V., Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
The first season the Professor and Mary Ann were not mentioned it was THE MOVIE STAR,AND THE REST
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
(Previously posted to an unintended version) TO ADMIN: This parody should be removed! It is not original, and has been published verbatim three times: 1) by Wildcard approx November 10, 2022; 2) by yldcard (likely an alter ego or imposter), no date estimate; and 3) by Annie Gardener approx February/March 2024.
"The Man On The Flying Trapeze," Airfarcewon parody of "The Man On The Flying Trapeze,"Traditional, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Flies Through the Air with the Greatest's of Sleeze/Its old Joe Biden now on his Knees
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by card Report this comment
I really want to know
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
Oh, you don't really want to know that.
"Hi The Intro Song," yldcard parody of "Hello, The Button Song,"Sugababes, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
TO ADMIN: This parody should be removed! It is not original, and has been published verbatim three times: 1) by Wildcard approx November 10, 2022; 2) by yldcard (likely an alter ego or imposter), no date estimate; and 3) by Annie Gardener approx February/March 2024.
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by card Report this comment
Who are you?
"Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight," guart milkster parody of "Break On Through (To The Other Side),"The Doors, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
thered lots of letters besides o's I need to watch for
"Hi The Intro Song," guart milkster parody of "The Botton Song,"Sugababes, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
this one
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Glenn Walker. It is appreciated
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
555. I had some replies to the original post too. I don't know anything about him, except that s(he) is delusionally leftist. Actually, I don't mind that s(he)'s left-wing. What I minded is that s(he) feels qualified to express what Republican's imagine. Anyway, that author has written three previous parodies, each with a block on comments. Fairly recent to this group: Earliest post was 1-bombed. And I think that was submitted 8/23/23 at the earliest. But this character could even be anyone we think we know.
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
While I appreciate CML’s comments, I’m curious why someone else is responding using my name. Anybody else have this happen?
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Possible Horrifying Future Report this comment
See tiny.cc/aft3rmath where the Lincoln Project video "aftermath" describes the horrifying sequence of events that could happen if 45 becomes 47.
"Trash Disposal," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Antisocial,"Ed Sheeran & Travis Scott, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
This was great bobpiecheese! You and I are two of the most established authors on this site!
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
Thanks for your comment CML
"Hunch," Gregory Blake parody of "Tush,"ZZ Top, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Yesterday, I submitted a parody called "Two Barbers in a Small Town." Admittedly, I didn't strictly follow the principle whereby the number of syllables in each line of the parody matched the number of syllables in the corresponding line of OS. Now in my case, the OS, "If You Wanna Be Happy," by Jimmy Soul, could be catalogued as a novelty song. With less of a focus on artistic excellence, it becomes more acceptable to slip a syllable or so. You write good parodies, but you have a tendency to parody with more syllables than OS. Sometimes removing syllable wasters would fix that. For example you match "I been good" with "Or oh so rude." "Oh" is a syllable waster, perfectly acceptable when you are under the target syllable count. But you were perfect without it. OS has 3 verses of 5 lines each. In OS, lines 3, 4 and 5 are identical. I like that you gave lines 3 and 4 different lyrics for each verse.
"Imagine," L.D. Obblo parody of "Imagine,"John Lennon, Comment by CML Report this comment
Working on a Lennon tune for Monday; "Come Together" to commerate the sh*tcanning of Joe Biden .. which may occur as early as Sunday.

July 18, 2024

"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Bogus Voting Battalion Report this comment
The ongoing loads of bogus votes cast by magaTs here at amiright is microcosm evidence that they are the actual culprits who try to benefit from fake news about voting in the macro world out there. Big shame on those who won't let the Big Lie die.
"Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight," guart milkster parody of "Break On Through (To The Other Side),"The Doors, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I get the feeling that Wildcard, Rocksann, and others are characters in a game - perhaps a video game. Or some other similar and popular forum that everybody except me is familiar with. And that would be my fault, not yours. I googled "Rocksann" and your parody was the only hit I got. Good job, (watch the typos).
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Rand Report this comment
Interesting how an event like this tends to bring out the lizard people in all their true colors. Sometimes the word "troll" just isn't infernal enough.
"Two Barbers in a Small Town," Glenn Walker parody of "If You Wanna Be Happy,"Jimmy Soul, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great parody! I liked it very much
"Bet Was a Dollar," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Head Above Water,"Avril Lavigne, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Glenn. I appreciate it!
"The Big Twist," Duc4AmIRight parody of "The Mad Stone,"Everything Everything, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback
"Bet Was a Dollar," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Head Above Water,"Avril Lavigne, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent! I understand both the OS and the parody. The OS was new to me, but easy to pick up. The rhyme scheme was tricky at parts, but you weren't fooled a bit. Thank you. 555
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Forgiveness Faction Report this comment
We lovely Lefties could take a Christ-like approach and say "Father, forgive them. They know not who they vote for" but aligning with Orange Mussolini might be an unforgivable sin.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Providence Prick Report this comment
Those who think that 45 surviving the shooting is a sign that God wants him to be president again, keep in mind that when Hitler survived a bombing aimed to kill him, he also took it as a sign that Providence was going to make him & his Nazis win WW2. They lost.
"Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight," guart milkster parody of "Break On Through (To The Other Side),"The Doors, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
not these
"The Big Twist," Duc4AmIRight parody of "The Mad Stone,"Everything Everything, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Your parody is good as far as it goes. Your preference for simple single-word substitution instead of creating an entirely new context does occasionally creates some puzzling lines. For instance, "Strange winds are blowing On this tornadoes." But you seem happy with the parodies you produce, so I'll back off. Thank you for your contributions.

July 17, 2024

"Hill'ry Dont Lose That Patsy," Callmelennie parody of "Ricky Dont Lose That Number,"Steely Dan, Comment by Judge Learned Hand Report this comment
Howie Feltersnatch .. Took me two years, but I finally got it. Hey Howie, I hear you went to a farm to choke chickens with your childhood friend Johnny Pullet .. and his brothers Tug and Dick
"Dam I Cant Hear It," guart milkster parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit,"Nirvana, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
it was one of the parodies I did a long time ago. Let me see.
"Dam I Cant Hear It," guart milkster parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit,"Nirvana, Comment by card Report this comment
what made you come up with that name anyway?
"Dam I Cant Hear It," guart milkster parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit,"Nirvana, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
still so still so, still so oh no talking about the first letter of my name
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Boy LARPing is fun.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Revelation Ray Report this comment
Rump surviving the assassination attempt made many people think of the Bible prophecy about the Antichrist surviving a mortal wound. Some are thinking that Rump is the false prophet in the evil trio of false prophet + Beast + Antichrist mentioned in the book of Revelation. There are actually people who believe that Rump is on that Antichrist team yet still want him to win a second term. Maybe they figure that the faster the Antichrist comes, the sooner Christ will arrive to defeat him?
"Slow Down (Bipolar Version)," 65th Beatle parody of "Slow Doiwn,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You've been through a lot. That would be too much for me to comprehend.
"Poisson," SPryce parody of "Poison,"Alice Cooper, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Go for it if you like. Frankly I was kidding. It would be a fool's errand.
"s k y l i g h t," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "m y . l i f e,"J. Cole, 21 Savage & Morray, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
No worries about the delay. I have no delusion that anyone spends all day every day on this site just waiting for somebody to comment. And you might even skip a day or two from signing on. I'll go as far as to say that I'm thankful that you responded at all. It shows that you are reading my reviews in the spirit I had intended: to be upbeat, about the author's effort, and to perchance make them better parodists. I might even encourage other people to provide more detail in what they liked or did not like about a parody. Plus, I wanted to upgrade the substance of the comments section. It comes with a big risk. I know I'm eventually offend somebody. And what makes me think that everybody desires to write great parodies? Some people have thoughts and ideas that they're only looking for an outlet. They don't care how many syllables it takes. Anybody who doesn't want me to review their submission need only to tell me.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Libby Report this comment
@GGDKG: who? @Max Power:Nope.

July 16, 2024

"Bye Bye To The Home Of The 'pies," Stuart McArthur parody of "American Pie,"Don McLean, Comment by Mitch Report this comment
Stuart McArthur, you have done a brilliant job with this parody! You've done a stack of work to create some very witty lines that brought plenty of smiles to someone who doesn't even barrack for Collingwood : )
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by @Max Power Report this comment
Well, I'm pretty sure EVERY post mindlessly spewing some pathetic leftarded talking point desperately trying to justify the treasonous assassination attempt against President Trump is actually from eeL deaL.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Gun Grabbers Don't Know God Report this comment
To the Biden rimmers who continue to suck down the treasonous illegal White House occupant's diaper gravy, do you honestly believe God supports you baby-butchering child-molesting goose-stepping pedofaggotranny-pandering Satan worshipers in ANY of your blatant lies? You genocidal psychopaths are just heartbroken that one of your fellow lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin finally got what he deserved and is currently burning in Hell with some of your other favorite heroes like Joe Stalin and Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Rachel Corrie. Don't worry, leftards: keep up your treasonous activities, and we gun owners will be sending you blaspheming Biden-rimming bullies to join them there soon enough.
"Pac-Man," The Invincible parody of "Roxanne,"The Police, Comment by Betsy Lawlor Report this comment
Great choice of a match! And true to the era. I like to sing backup, so now it's gonna be "Eat all of those pills tonight! Eat all of those pills tonight!"
"s k y l i g h t," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "m y . l i f e,"J. Cole, 21 Savage & Morray, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
In order to actually answer your questions, Glenn (me being the real TCOP, don't ask who that other guy is): 1) Yes, the "by the by" was intentional, it lines up with "homicide". 2) I included the "not really" as part of that line, so that adds another 3 syllables to match with "real breezy" So there you go. Hopefully I'm not coming off as "annoyed you missed it" here, like you said, I don't mess around with song choice, so I'm not surprised you had as much trouble with syllable count as I did. Doesn't help when there's words like "every" and "history" that can have different syllable numbers depending on how you pronounce it...or lyrics sheets that write out "going to" instead of "gonna". Anyways, thanks for the feedback! Sorry for the delay in responding, different time zone here.
"I Want To Write Good Too," guart milkster parody of "I Wanna Be Like You,"Louis Prima as King Louie, Comment by Jay Leno's Headlines Report this comment
Heh; another song from the "My School's Gooder Than Yours" department!
"A Psychic Friend is There," Betsy Lawlor parody of "I Say a Little Prayer,"Dionne Warwick, Comment by Betsy Lawlor Report this comment
Thanks, all, for your funny and kind comments!
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
I wonder how many of the posts were from the same guy.
"I Want To Write Good Too," guart milkster parody of "I Wanna Be Like You,"Louis Prima as King Louie, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
Thank you
"Reading in My House," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Laughing in My Sleep,"John Cale, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comments. I appreciate it!
"Reading in My House," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Laughing in My Sleep,"John Cale, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
I agree with The_Conqueror. This is one of your best efforts ever Ducs! 555
"Reading in My House," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Laughing in My Sleep,"John Cale, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
This was great Ducs! 555
"Liberals Suck," G_RandomPerson parody of "I Like to Rock,"April Wine, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
Not a bad effort I guess.
"The Ballad of David and Michal," Glenn Walker parody of "Sobbin' Women,"Howard Keel and brothers, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you L.D. Obblo for your feedback. I appreciate it.
"Reading in My House," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Laughing in My Sleep,"John Cale, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Glenn.
"I Want To Write Good Too," guart milkster parody of "I Wanna Be Like You,"Louis Prima as King Louie, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I trust that you already know that the best way to score a parody on this site is to:1) find the Dow Jones Industrial Average at the time you submit your parody; 2) throw away the digits to the right of the decimal point; 3) Divide the five-digit number to the left of the decimal point by 5; 4a) If the final digit was a 5 or a 0, give yourself a 5. 4b) If the final digit was something else, find the remainder after dividing by 5, (It will be a 1, 2, 3 or 4). 5) Whatever you get from applying steps 4a and 4n reflects how well your parody was written. Now I will confess that not all the bugs in this system have been resolved. But ratings experts have affirmed that the method I described comes closer to the actual quality of the parody than the simplistic method prescribed by this site.
"Reading in My House," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Laughing in My Sleep,"John Cale, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Just one question: What does "I was lost at read" mean?
"s k y l i g h t," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "m y . l i f e,"J. Cole, 21 Savage & Morray, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Whew !! When you pick songs to parody, you don't mess around. What amazes me is that you came as close to replicating the meter as you did. And likely some of what I'm saying is in error. I ask forgiveness in advance. Now I was unable to reconcile by ear; I resorted to placing the respective lyrics side by side and comparing them manually. Words like "every" "history" and "family" gave me fits. I never did get a clean listen on "every b**** want me like Rihanna..." Two things did make me curious: 1) Did you intend to end a sentence with "by the by?" I needed more syllables there and thought some may have lopped off. 2) OS: "My family (3) tree got a history (2) of users that struggle with demons" has 18 syllables, Your parody of that line, "The first couple weeks I decided to do it, it all went so easy, real (1?) breezy" had 21 syllables. Now sometimes, I could get a near match by moving words from line to line So I'll ask outright, Am I missing something? You obviously put a lot of energy into writing this. I wouldn't have tried. All issues I found had trivial import. Good job and thank you.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by God Hates Gun Worship Report this comment
To the magaTs who will continue to worship guns even after one almost took out their cult leader, do you honestly think God loves the policy of making sure everyone under the sun has easy access to high powered rifles? Isn't it a clear case of karma when a candidate who promotes bullyism ends up shot by someone who was bullied in school?
"The Ballad of David and Michal," Glenn Walker parody of "Sobbin' Women,"Howard Keel and brothers, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
Olivia Newton John called. She said "Let's get biblical, biblical. I wanna get biblical." Nice Job.
"Tape’ Man," John A. Barry parody of "Apeman,"Kinks, Comment by poomaster Report this comment
This was really good JAB. Well done!
"The Ballad of David and Michal," Glenn Walker parody of "Sobbin' Women,"Howard Keel and brothers, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Thank you, and thank you for taking the time to mention it. I'm glad you liked it.
"The Ballad of David and Michal," Glenn Walker parody of "Sobbin' Women,"Howard Keel and brothers, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great effort. I liked it.
"Liberals Suck," G_RandomPerson parody of "I Like to Rock,"April Wine, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
Now that I think about it, maybe the second line in the pre-chorus should be "Suffering we are"
"Poisson," SPryce parody of "Poison,"Alice Cooper, Comment by SPryce Report this comment
Thank you! And sorry for any offence caused by the fishy subject matter… I was not aware of the mathematical Poisson, and I don’t think I’m good enough at maths to properly understand it. However, I will see what I can do.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Climate Cultist Hypocrites Report this comment
In fact, let's just outlaw carbon-spewing private jets altogether, shall we? Some 99.99% of the world's population seems to get around just fine without private jets, so the last 0.01% ought to be able to do just fine without 'em too. Let's outlaw carbon-spewing Climate Cultist gatherings as well; if they truly want to reduce mankind's carbon footprint, they can start by staying home and holding all their conferences via video conference the way ordinary people who don't own carbon-spewing private jets do.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Climate Cultist Hypocrites Report this comment
Then we can continue saving the Earth by melting down and recycling all FOUR HUNDRED carbon-spewing private jets the Climate Cult's high priests flew to their elite summit in Egypt back in 2022.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Climate Cultist Hypocrites Report this comment
Let's start saving the Earth by destroying all of Al Gore, Bill Gates, and John Kerry's carbon-spewing private jets, shall we?

July 15, 2024

"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Tycoon Bufoons Report this comment
This election can also take the shape of the 1896 election in which the tycoons Rockefeller, Carnegie and Morgan bought an election win for a Republican. Orange Mussolini has basically put the White House up for sale to the highest bidders, such as asking Big Oil for a billion dollar donation in exchange for relaxing regulations on them. He's such a scumbag for throwing the Earth under the bus that way.
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Secret Service Vows To Find Out What Went Wrong At The Trump Rally As Soon As They Figure Out Who Left Cocaine In The White House
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Trump Safe, Leaving Only One Dead Candidate
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by @Zen Adam B. the Kommie Kapo Kocksucker Report this comment
"Well Joe won the debate against the maga creep" said no one with a working brain ever.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Ghost Of TR Report this comment
In 1912 Teddy Roosevelt was another former president who was trying to win another non-consecutive term and survived being shot on the campaign trail. Like 1912, 2024 also has multiple major candidates. It would be nice if the Dem can win this year, as one did in 1912, if Kennedy can pull more votes away from Rump than he does from Biden, as TR pulled votes away from Taft, getting Wilson the win.
"Poisson," SPryce parody of "Poison,"Alice Cooper, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
When I saw the title "Poisson," I was excited that someone could write a parody about statistical probabilities. (Yes, I am a major geek.) So I was deflated when I opened your parody and had to dust off my High School French to realize that you were talking about fish. Then I was thoroughly grossed out when I read about what the parody was about with fish. But since the purpose of my comments is to inject some substance into the comment section, my reaction to reading this will not be a factor. Actually, I liked the way you subtly took an Alice Cooper song, and simply by doubling the s, you were able to create this entire parody. I'm just not going to end it with "Thank you for sharing." Your parody passes all the things I generally look for. Clarity, rhyming, accents, syllables and overall impressions, so kudos for that, Were I to rate it, I'd probably rate it (maybe) 552. But that would be unfair to you. It's my hangup, not yours. So, you do good work. Care to give one about the statistical function a try?
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
trump/vance in 2025...said no sane person ever ;-p
"Slow Down (Bipolar Version)," 65th Beatle parody of "Slow Doiwn,"The Beatles, Comment by 65th beatle Report this comment
Dear Glenn Walker, thank you for your kind words. I was diagnosed with bipolar , GAD and OCD in 2003. If that wasn't enough I was also diagnosed with Parkinson's in 2018. So my parodies generally come from personal experience.
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by As Tom Lehrer might say... Report this comment
I bet Adam Bernstein is feeling more than a little like a "Christian Scientist" with appendicitis right about now.
"Slow Down (Bipolar Version)," 65th Beatle parody of "Slow Doiwn,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
My profound regrets if this parody is autobiographical. Not a question, and I'm not looking for you to answer. But I know the monster bi-polar can be. I'm 25 years into Parkinsons, and if someone were to develop a sure-fire cure for Parkinsons that had a remote chance of bi-polar as a side effect, I'd keep the Parkinsons. But enough about that. Your parody is excellent. I really like your having inserted "a chill pill." Now it's my observation that getting pills isn't a problem. You can get as many as you want. But I liked the way it sounds. Your message was clear, and your structure flawless. Thank you. 555. @Randyh Hearn. You got a 555 too. I apologize I forgot to mention it.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Divine Protection Report this comment
Why would Satan protect Trump? Here in America, all of Satan's worshipers have their lips sewn to the treasonous unelected illegal Biden Regime's rectum.
"The Wanderer," Randy Hearn parody of "The Wanderer,"Dion, Comment by Randy Hearn Report this comment
Thanks for your comment
"Resurrection 2024," Gregory Blake parody of "Wichita Lineman,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Gregory Blake Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Satanic Protection Report this comment
To those who think God protected Orange Mussolini, you sure it wasn't Satan? (Spoken as Dana Carvey's SNL church lady)
"The Wanderer," Randy Hearn parody of "The Wanderer,"Dion, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Great job, Randy! Clear message, and flawless structure. Nice upbeat OS. I'm not sure you wanted it to be published this day, but that's hardly your fault. Thank you! I hope to read more of your work.
"Resurrection 2024," Gregory Blake parody of "Wichita Lineman,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I liked this one. Thank you. My two favorite lines in your parody are "I know I need a resurrection," and "It's just so insane!" They matched the meter of the OS perfectly. As nearly as I can figure, OS has two verses and a stub; the parody has what I think is three verses and a stub. The difference is not an issue. I add and subtract whole verses all the time. (See my parodies of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," "Virgin Shall Conceive" and "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald." Probably others. If I lined up the parody lines with those of OS properly, and perhaps I didn't, you left out the entire second half of verse 1. It's not clear you did it on purpose. I do have to note that this parody is rich in added syllables. My count of the first 4 lines is OS has 27 syllables against the parody's 34.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Righty Crooks Galore Report this comment
Perhaps the shooter's surname Crooks symbolizes that he was angry over all the crooks on the Right? Crooks was a registered Republican who maybe was disgusted with the fascist direction of his Party? Maybe he was influenced by the Republican Lincoln Project's hard-hitting videos that rip into Rump?
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by Adam Bernstein & Everyone Else Report this comment
"Everyone can see I'm as sound in mind and body as Joe Biden!"

"Why yes... Yes, we can. We can see that VERY clearly!"
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
I think he's just pissed that his hero Thomas Matthew Crooks only managed to graze Trump's upper right ear.
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
@MAGA, stay away from Canada until Pierre Poilievre is elected
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
You know, speaking of France, if I had the misfortune of being a Jew living there right now, I'd be looking to emigrate to some place that *isn't* run by a bunch of genocidal far-left racists who want to rob, rape, and murder my entire ethnicity; maybe Quebec, if I weren't sufficiently fluent in any other language than French, though I've heard that Québécois really grates on the ears of native Frenchmen.
"Beyond My Control," guart milkster parody of "All About Soul,"Billy Joel, Comment by quart milkster Report this comment
I'm getting 5's but still don't think I'm writing as good as I've been in the past. Lets see if I can do something to at least make me feel better
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Now off to the rooftop.
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Thanks for your comments
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Dims R Retarded Report this comment
Aren't "economists" the known liars who told us Bidenflation would be "transitory" and are currently telling us not to believe what our own lying eyes tell us about the skyrocketing costs of living and tanking economy we're seeing all around us? How is outlawing infanticide "controlling" ANYBODY'S body, and how would you tranny-pandering trash know what a "woman" is anyway?
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Dems R Best Report this comment
Don't economists warn that Rump's plan will cause more inflation? How is controlling the bodies of women shrinking government?
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by Mo Joe Report this comment
The polls proved wrong in France and the crushing of the conservatives in the UK hopefully foreshadows the same in the US.
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by Analysis: Report this comment
Kommie Kapo Kocksucker Adam Bernstein Reveals Self To Be One Of Those 33%
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Alarming Study Finds 33% Of Americans Are Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers
"Project 2025," eeL deaL parody of "In The Year 2525,"Zager & Evans, Comment by Babylon Bee Report this comment
Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries
"Poisson," SPryce parody of "Poison,"Alice Cooper, Comment by Chef Louis from The Little Mermaid Report this comment
Les Poissons! Les Poisssons!
Hee hee hee! Haw haw haw!
"Mr. Mo Joe Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "L.A. Woman,"The Doors, Comment by In Summary: Report this comment
What, you mean the Earth isn't flat?

July 13, 2024

"Day," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Hope,"Vampire Weekend, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Ok
"Would You Like It If I Left This Web Site," guart milkster parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
I don't really plan on leaving, it is just quiet around here and wanted to see if I might hear some noise from anyone.

July 12, 2024

"Would You Like It If I Left This Web Site," guart milkster parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
No one wants you to leave the site. I have reviewed your entire archive since you joined us in April (really June). There is something you need to know. We are basically a nice group of (mostly) amateur parodists who write good parodies. And I count you among them. There are also two or three trolls who have no problem defacing everyone else's efforts. It looks like they got hold of your parody of "You're Gonna Lose That Girl." Personally, I thought it was great parody you wrote, and I would have said so except for all that noise. Thankfully, they haven't returned. Also thankfully, you haven't been the target of any 1-bombs. A programming glitch in the site allows you to reject all cookies and rate you a 1 several hundred times with one visit. But most people at this site are friendly but silent. Not really silent, they just don't want to get entangled in the trolls' conversations. (And I suspect many of the women on this site don't want to get entangled in conversation with any man. You can't blame them.) Thank you for your testimony to Christ in this song. You might be interested in my own archives. The first 40 or so submissions are biblical lyrics to popular songs. Just in case you're interested. There are probably a dozen or so Christians in this site who have chosen not to identify themselves. Again, thank you for the posts you've placed, keep posting, and know that no one wants you to leave the site.
"Day," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Hope,"Vampire Weekend, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I'm really not sure how to comment on this one. You submitted this on the heels of your Food of the Day parody, which was well-acclaimed by two legends in this group. And that alone is worthy of grand kudos. It also tells me that you are more talented at parodies than can be gleaned from this particular parody. Perhaps my definition of "Parody" is too narrow. What we do is by convention a Lyrical Parody. I might define a Lyrical Parody as "A poem that can imitate the melody, harmony, rhythm and poetic structure of a host song of general renown. The parody should tell a story in its own right, a story that may or may not be related to the host song. A parody should have at least some comical undertone, should avoid words that appear in the host song, unless the host words enhance the comedic value of the parody. Whenever the number of host words exceeds 20% of the parody's total words, the parody should be critically reviewed to assure it is "transformative," that is, Is it really a newly creative work, or is it really just an edited revision of the host? A parody should be critical of or make fun of the host, or at the very least, ignore it. When a parody praises its host, it ceases to be parody, and becomes "Pastiche." Your parody of Hope ignores the poetic structure of its host, Hope; copies the lyrics of Hope too much and for no apparent reason; and fails to present a story of the greatest day of your life. CML and conqueror tell me that you can write great parodies. I look forward to your writing many more.
"Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rocket Man,"Elton John, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Fair enough.
"Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rocket Man,"Elton John, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback, a couple things I sometimes do is if a syllable is very silent (like in the original song - the second syllable in hour) I skip it. Something I also do sometimes is check the syllable count of the same line in another verse (in Neil Young's Let's Impeach the President - Verse 1 is "Let's impeach the President for lying" which is 10, Verse 3 is "Let's impeach the President for hijacking" which is 11) and I substitute them out.

July 11, 2024

"That's Not Unfair," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Is There Somewhere,"Halsey, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Cheers for the feedback, GW, in particular the note about the accent pattern - being an Australian writing parodies for a mostly American audience is trickier than one would thing. I, for example, would say that "hard" and "pass" have the same vowel sound. Not exactly the case for you, I'd wager!
"That's Not Unfair," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Is There Somewhere,"Halsey, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I don't know if she forgot about writing a chorus, but the song definitely has an unusual structure to it. I get the sense that the last two four-line sets were originally intended to be a chorus. The lines were shorter and more like each other than the other lines in the song. I like the way you used her repetition as justification to extend your story. I must confess that I'm not familiar with DnD. So my comments are limited to the technical aspects of parody. OS has only one near rhyme and no pure rhymes, not counting the repetition of "tonight" toward the end. (railings-ailing). You matched that with scaling-whaling, and added lies-sympathize a verse later. Your syllable count is flawless as is your accent pattern. I'm glad you posted this. Thank you. 555
"Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rocket Man,"Elton John, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
This was a fun parody to read. I'm at a bit of a loss because I know nothing about Canadian politics. I don't even know it Poilievre is two syllables or three. (pwol-YIEV or PWOL-ly-ev). Your meter suggests three. Of course this is my fault and not yours. As for the parody itself, I am impressed with your rhyming pattern. OS does not have a single pure rhyme in it, though it does have a limited number of near rhymes. You actually converted one of his near rhymes (wife-flight) to a pure rhyme (right-light). You had a few problems with syllable count and accent placement at the beginning of your parody, but that seems to have straightened out as the song progressed. When that happens to me, it usually means I fixed the problem in the process of rereading it, and only went so far back to see where the problem occurred. You probably have different habits from me. Here are a few examples: 1) OS - She packed my bags last night, pre-flight; Parody - Trudeau's time had scandals and lies. Both versions have 8 syllables. Very good. But in OS the accents are on syllables 2, 4, 6 and 8. In the parody, the accents are on syllables 2, 3, 5 and 8. As you sing it, audibly or mentally, your tendency will be to waste syllable 3, sing 3 at slot 4, 5 at slot 6, and 8 will have no music left to sing. You could sing TrudEAU'S time HAD scanDALS and LIES. But it's harder than you might think. 2) OS - Zero hour: 9:00 AM; Parody - S.N.C. Lavalin. OS has either 6 or 7 syllables. Parody has 6 syllables. This can be easily reconciled by making "hour" 1 syllable. Interestingly, "our" is often afforded 1 syllable (Taylor Swift's "Our Song"), but "hour" frequently requires 2 (Wilson Pickett's Midnight Hour). The problem you have here is that the melody line changes mid-word in "hour" in Rocket Man. The only way to fix this is to sing C over two notes. This strategy is in-bounds (The Christmas carol Angel We Have Heard On High, where the syllable "Glor" is held over for 16 notes.)
"Give Trudeau a Booting," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rock N' Roll Duty,"Kim Mitchell, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Thanks for the comment Glenn. I really appreciate it. This was a song I have been trying to come up with a parody for a while. One thing I find very fun is writing parodies of songs that haven't been submitted to this site before (I think I'm still the only one to have ever submitted a Kim Mitchell parody so far). PS - Poilievre is pronounced Paul-lee-ev
"Give Trudeau a Booting," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rock N' Roll Duty,"Kim Mitchell, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
It helps me that - though I'm not familiar with Canadian politics - there are not any Canadian-specific terms in your parody. You refer to Pierre, but do not force me to guess how to pronounce Poilievre. You did a good job putting this parody together. I often find it difficult to do parodies on songs where the instrumentation is more dominant than the lyrics. You have done it well. The syllable counts, rhyming schemes and the accent patterns all match well. I endorse the 555 that everybody before me has suggested.
"Poilievre," G_RandomPerson parody of "Rocket Man,"Elton John, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I have recently begun making comments that are more critical than those we are accustomed to seeing. I am not doing this because I think I know more than anyone else. I'm doing it because I'm tired of the nature and quality of many of the comments being posted today. Most of you have seen my work already. I will not ever comment on controversial topics, and failure to address it will not constitute an endorsement of your point of view. I will comment only on my opinion of the quality of the parody. If you don't want me to post my comments on your parody, just let me know and I will honor the request. I will now hit Send and write my comments to G_RandomPerson
"Knockin' On Dementia's Door," Gregory Blake parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door,"Bob Dylan, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I enjoyed this one. I also wrote a parody of this song a while ago "Taxin' us Till We're Poor"
"Knockin' On Dementia's Door," Gregory Blake parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door,"Bob Dylan, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
I can disagree with the politics and still be a neutral and sane observer unlike the rest of the remaining denizens of this site. 545, because I question some of the pacing.
"Would You Like It If I Left This Web Site," guart milkster parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
One suitcase that has a q m on it
"Got Kids In His Sights," VU parody of "The Kids Are Alright,"The Who, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Your parody was my first exposure to the song, and I usually skip parodies when I don't know the OS. But I'm glad I looked it up. I enjoyed both the OS and your parody. The first thought that comes to mind relates to the Who more than your parody. But if you will indulge me: The OS impresses me as a parody of a blend of Please Please Me and All My Lovin', both Lennon-McCartney songs. It SOUNDS like a Beatles song. By contrast, the Chiffons got a good chunk of change from George Harrison when they sued him for My Sweet Lord being plagiarized from He's So Fine. Go figure. As to your parody, the syllable counts were good, as were your rhyming schemes and cadence patterns (Did the accented syllables fall in the right places?) I especially liked your selection of "interred." was a little confused about who, if anyone, the parody was about.

July 10, 2024

"Knockin' On Dementia's Door," Gregory Blake parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door,"Bob Dylan, Comment by @Glenn Walker Report this comment
Of course, as the old joke goes, just about EVERYONE sings Bob Dylan's songs better than Bob Dylan himself does.
"Dust Was Swept," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "1, 2 Step,"Ciara ft. Missy Elliott, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Ducs! I do appreciate it!
"Food of the Day," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Eye of the Night,"Conan Gray, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks the Conqueror and CML. I do appreciate your feedback!
"Food of the Day," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Eye of the Night,"Conan Gray, Comment by CML Report this comment
I agree with the Conqueror. Great parody; really good!
"Food of the Day," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Eye of the Night,"Conan Gray, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Awesome parody Ducs! I liked it! Great effort!
"Dust Was Swept," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "1, 2 Step,"Ciara ft. Missy Elliott, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Great parody bobpiecheese! I really enjoyed it!
"I've OCD, too," 65th Beatle parody of "From Me to You,"The Beatles, Comment by 65th Beatle Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback Glenn Walker. I do appreciate it.
"Knockin' On Dementia's Door," Gregory Blake parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door,"Bob Dylan, Comment by CML Report this comment
You get 5's just for the title.
"Give Up Or Submit This Through," guart milkster parody of "Stuck In The Middle With You,"Stealers Wheel, Comment by John Report this comment
Yes, one of those definitive parodies for the site
"Knockin' On Dementia's Door," Gregory Blake parody of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door,"Bob Dylan, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Are you sure you used the Dylan version? The chorus in the Dylan version has one line repeated four times. I'm not sure what to do with the second line of your chorus. I also don't know what to do with the second line of your verse 1. Or the entire verse 3. I didn't record a score, and there are 23 people who disagree with me. I don't know what score I would give it, but I wouldn't be able to justify giving "Matches Pace of Original Song" a 5.
"I've OCD, too," 65th Beatle parody of "From Me to You,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
You've done a good job with this overall. You gave two examples of disorder where most people would have overlooked the flaw and moved on, but your OCD requires you to fix the disorder. And did that well. The extra syllable in the last line of each unit is a little distracting, but good job overall.

July 09, 2024

"Give Up Or Submit This Through," guart milkster parody of "Stuck In The Middle With You,"Stealers Wheel, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
looks like some people thought it was good

July 08, 2024

"Crazy Felons Can Run To Be President," eeL deaL parody of "Fallin' In Love,"Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Biden answered all the questions and doesn't lie...how can anyone say he lost? WHY?
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Clay Holmes is the greatest pitcher ever.
"AmIRight," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Manhattan,"Dick Todd, Comment by Right Report this comment
I truly thought the parody itself was someone else commenting on it all. I wasn't referring to the comments
"The Boys Are Fat And Round," Professor Incubus parody of "The Boys Are Back In Town,"Thin Lizzy, Comment by Joel Martinez Report this comment
Lol
"AmIRight," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Manhattan,"Dick Todd, Comment by Right Report this comment
I think hes bern driven off the site, so no need to rehash everything at this point in time
"It's the End of Trudeau and We Know It," G_RandomPerson parody of "It's The End Of The World As We Know It,"R.E.M., Comment by correct Report this comment
Canadians and British are lucky with government being able to call elections so people don’t stick around too long
"Akk You Need is Drugs," 65th Beatle parody of "All You Need is Love,"The Beatles, Comment by Cathy Report this comment
aack! 5’s
"Biden, Step Down," 2LD4U parody of "Jolene,"Dolly Parton, Comment by Ed Report this comment
Unfortunately it’s wishful thinking. He’ll stay on and he’ll still win again. I don’t think he knows what he’s doing though. seems to be controlled by people around him. He doesn’t have the capacity to make decisions himself, essentially a figurehead. No, I don’t think donald has any chance, a lot less will vote for him this time than last. If republicans ever put up a different candidate in future elections, then it’s possible they might win. But with them refusing to ditch donald (mostly due to most being lazy and not voting in primaries) theyll keep losing and itll affect congress too
"Please DNC," L.D. Obblo parody of "Please Mister Please,"Olivia Newton John, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I've been looking through your archives. You've written a lot if good parodies. RFK and Do Re Mi come to mind.
"Biden, Step Down," 2LD4U parody of "Jolene,"Dolly Parton, Comment by 2LD4U Report this comment
Thank you for your comment. Your feedback is always appreciated.

July 06, 2024

"Please DNC," L.D. Obblo parody of "Please Mister Please,"Olivia Newton John, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
Thank you for taking the time to comment. I certainly appreciate it. Glad you liked the song. I had a blast writing it.
"These Fries Are Suspicious," EWOP parody of "Superstition,"Stevie Wonder, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Wonderful! Thank you !
"Please DNC," L.D. Obblo parody of "Please Mister Please,"Olivia Newton John, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
I really enjoyed this one. Thank you!

July 05, 2024

"Martin Clunes," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight,"Cutting Crew, Comment by CML Report this comment
If Amiright is going to be nothing more than the personal showcase for THE most mentally ill person that I've ever encountered in the 20 years on the internet, then it should shut down .. TODAY!! ... And I say this knowing that tens of thousands of hours of my own efforts will be flushed down the toilet. So be it
"Barney's Dead," Misty parody of "I Love You,"Barney, Comment by Legs Sparrow Report this comment
He gose Scuba Diving someone drops a depth charge Seagull Food and Shark Chum

July 03, 2024

"Martin Clunes," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight,"Cutting Crew, Comment by A Monkey Full Of Rooms Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it.
"Out There With Martin Clunes," Doc Martin parody of "I Hate Myself (For Loving You),"Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Comment by Doc Martin Report this comment
The greatest actor in television history.
"Martin Clunes," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight,"Cutting Crew, Comment by Kipper the Dog Report this comment
The greatest actor in television history, amiright?

July 02, 2024

"Succubus," John A. Barry parody of "Magic Bus,"Who, Comment by CML Report this comment
Here's two thumbs up ... your succubus, that is!!
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
@So MAGA, I don't know where you came to that ridiculous conclusion. Biden is in charge of USA, Trudeau is in charge of Canada. Trump is currently not in charge of any nation. You could believe in wishful thinking if you really expect that Republicans are going to replace Trump after the sentencing. However, how could they possibly turn away from that record fundraising numbers?
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by Kyle Griffin Channels Libby Report this comment
"Trump could order Justice Department officials to open a sham investigation into his political rival and he would be immune from criminal prosecution. The officials below him could be held accountable, but Trump can pardon those officials."

Translation: "Wouldn't it just be TERRIBLE if Trump & Company could do EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS to us that we've been doing to them?"

July 01, 2024

"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by So Biden Rimmers Report this comment
You'd be fine with a judge whose family was making campaign contributions to Trump jailing racist Kenyan usurper Hussein for "illegally influencing an election" by attempting to bribe his America-hating preacher Jeremiah Wright into silence? You'd be fine with President Trump's buddies un-Constitutionally jailing everyone who protested his inauguration (some quite violently) in 2017 for years and years without trial on flimsy "contempt" and "trespassing" charges while denying them defense counsel and exculpatory evidence? No, of course not: you goose-stepping lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin NEVER punish DemoKKKrats for committing the very same "crimes" of which your Biden-rimming kangaroo courts falsely "convicted" Trump and his supporters.
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by So MAGA Report this comment
so you mean the poltically appointed minions of Trump and the January 6 lunkheads who have been convicted so far? My heart bleeds for you. Can hardly wait for Der Orange Fuerher's sentencing.
"Sleepy Joe," G_RandomPerson parody of "Happy Jack,"The Who, Comment by CML Report this comment
Didn't occur to me until just now that you did a parody of Biden, even though you told me. I know the lyrics to this one so this parody works for me. Now I'll have to do one
"Do the Joe-Commotion (Redux)," CML parody of "Do the Locomotion,"Little Eva, Comment by CML Report this comment
I'm a bit familiar with Parkinson's as two uncles had the syndrome. Vince definitely had tremors. But his kid brother (and Dad's) didn't show tremors. We only realized something was seriously wrong with Joe when he smashed his head into a low hanging lamp at Mom's apartment. And his problems had to do with paralysis, which finally caused his demise (In his Eighties)
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
What we're looking at here is a confluence of circumstances I like to call the North American chicken contest. It's rather strange that the Liberals in Canada and the Democrats in the States, are both trying to encourage their respective leaders to step down. Who will crack first? The results of July elections in France, Britain, and Germany will serve as primers for this situation.
"Fool's Popping Pills," 65th Beatle parody of "Fool on the Hill,"The Beatles, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Eh, that Adderall just ain't workin' too well anymore, it seems...
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
As usual, Leftard Libby does more projecting than a movie theater. She and her fellow Biden rimmers are perfectly fine with totalitarian rule, as long as it's her baby-butchering child-abusing election-stealing tranny-pandering goose-stepping war-mongering Satan-worshiping Stalinist DemoKKKrats doing the totalitarian ruling. Merrick Garland, Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, Juan Merchan, and all the other goose-stepping lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin currently prosecuting the law-abiding and patriotic while declining to enforce the law against their fellow treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs are the traitortwat Libby's heroes!

As the Babylon Bee puts it, "‘Trump Will Imprison His Political Opponents!’ Says Guy Imprisoning His Political Opponents": https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-will-imprison-his-political-opponents-says-guy-imprisoning-his-political-opponents
"Do the Joe-Commotion (Redux)," CML parody of "Do the Locomotion,"Little Eva, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Having struggled with Parkinson's for 25 years now, I don't see Parkinson's in Joe Biden. Parkinson's might have explained the tripping, the low-volume voice, and his hand freezing from time to time (but not his whole body). Now every case of Parkinson's is different. But he has no problem managing his facial expressions, and the tremors he has don't resemble Parkinson's tremors.
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
@CML, Some others that could work from that album are "Going Senile" (Going Mobile) and "Joe's Time is Over" (The Song is Over). I also just did a Who parody - Sleepy Joe (Happy Jack)
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Call Melennie still doesn't get it. Seems he would prefer totalitarian rule, including the dismantling of the Federal Justice system. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision . Idiot.
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by CML Report this comment
Even tho we had this Tommy album in the house, I wasn't a big fan, so don't really recognize the words of the OS. Years later, was a huge fan of "Who's Next" ... Maybe I can do something like "Babbling O'Biden" or "We Won't Get Drooled Again" or "Behind Doll Eyes"
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by CML Report this comment
Trump blew it when Biden accused him of being a convicted felon. Should have responded, "If I'm a felon, that means I broke some law. So what's the law that I broke, Joe? Can you cite the exact statute that I violated, Joe? Cause I can't. Which is weird, cause if a cop tickets you for spitting on a sidewalk, they cite a statute. So what is the statute, Joe?
"Debate," Arch Vile parody of "Christmas,"The Who, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
Well done AV, this one is awesome, Happy Canada Day btw.

June 30, 2024

"You're A Mean One Mr. 1's," Guart Milkster parody of "Mr. Grinch,"Dr Seuss, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Mr. Ones is prostituting himself for trump.
"I Got a Rock!," Melanie Lee parody of "I Am a Rock,"Simon & Garfunkel, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
I AM A ROC,I AMAA GIANT BIRD,I BLOT OUT THE SUN,AND ITS NOT ABSURD

June 29, 2024

"Here Comes Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "Here Comes the Sun,"Beatles, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
So, how well are your eyes and ears functioning NOW, Biden-rimmers?
"Horizon," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Her Garden,"PACKS, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your comment! I appreciate it!
"Horizon," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Her Garden,"PACKS, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
Another great parody Ducs! Keep up the great work!
"Tell the Ringer's You," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Everything but You,"Clean Bandit ft. A7S, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
This was great bobpiecheese! Keep up the great work!
"Deadpool & Wolverine," Duc4AmIRight parody of "TK421,"Lenny Kravitz, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
Thanks for your kind words conqueror!
"Deadpool & Wolverine," Duc4AmIRight parody of "TK421,"Lenny Kravitz, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
This was great Ducs! Keep up the good work!
"Word Salad Kammie," Callmelennie parody of "Poke Sallet Annie,"Elvis Presley, Comment by the_conqueror_of_parodies Report this comment
This was great! keep up the good work!
"Dunces Smash To Bits The Wall, ’tard Crew," Paredy Preacher parody of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2,"Pink Floyd, Comment by "Government can't impose morality." Report this comment
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"Do the Joe-Commotion (Redux)," CML parody of "Do the Locomotion,"Little Eva, Comment by CML Report this comment
Some have speculated after seeing Biden in the debates that he may have Parkinson's. That might explain his completely stiff fingers while he walks (and when he's standing still, for that matter) That's not a cognitive problem, that' is some sort of neurological problem

June 28, 2024

"Burritos," Annie parody of "Bailamos,"Enrique Iglesias, Comment by Annie Report this comment
PS to anyone wondering: me encanta la burritos means I love burritos. I don't speak another language so I had to look that up on Google Translate for the parody
"Dunces Smash To Bits The Wall, ’tard Crew," Paredy Preacher parody of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Parody Pedro Report this comment
Dunce, I believe the misspelling is intentional. "Pared" is "wall" in Spanish. Eres muy tonto, cabron.
"Dunces Smash To Bits The Wall, ’tard Crew," Paredy Preacher parody of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2,"Pink Floyd, Comment by Dunce Who Can't Spell "Parody" Report this comment
Mi skool's gooderen yurs!

June 26, 2024

"Silvered Swords," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Liquid Swords,"GZA, Comment by Obi-Wan Kenobi (not bobpiecheese) Report this comment
Sorry, kids! The_Copycat_Of_Parodies isn’t going to “save” this site from extinction, destruction or obscurity, let alone a comment war that is really just George&GermaineBriantFan copy/pasting older comments from other users. And to think that people are actually comparing bobpiecheese to ME??!!!! Where is the OUTRAGE????!!!! The audacity!!! The nerves!!!!
"Are We There Yet?," Jeff Reuben parody of "Sticky Bon-Bon,"Ricky Martin, Comment by Urgent Bulletin Report this comment
Uh oh, MIKE'S BACK .. and he's doing that retarded ALL CAPS thing again!!!! How's about we ban him RIGHT NOW!!

June 25, 2024

"The Biden-rrhea Song," CML parody of "The Diarrhea Song,"Traditional, Comment by CML Report this comment
Forgot this one ... When you're four times zones from home and your pants fill up with foam (..!.)

June 24, 2024

"You're A Mean One Mr. 1's," Guart Milkster parody of "Mr. Grinch,"Dr Seuss, Comment by guart milkster Report this comment
and here's proof
"I’d Do Anything For Trump (Even Lie And Cheat)," Hu’s On First parody of "I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That),"Meat Loaf, Comment by MAGA Is Moronic Report this comment
It's so accurate to say magaTs "would do anything for Rump, Wipe him after he takes a dump."
"Silvered Swords," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Liquid Swords,"GZA, Comment by Yoda Report this comment
Listen to him not! Oft will get a bloody nose, he who in a fight doth interpose!
"Crazy Felons Can Run To Be President," eeL deaL parody of "Fallin' In Love,"Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
How dare you besmirch the honor of Donald Sutherland with a pun alluding to Der Orange Furhrer.?

June 23, 2024

"Crazy Felons Can Run To Be President," eeL deaL parody of "Fallin' In Love,"Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds, Comment by Donald Smutherland Report this comment
There is nothing positive about Donald Smutherland who smothers the land with his toxic sewage.
"Spread The Wealth Around," Malcolm Higgins parody of "Turn The Beat Around,"Gloria Estafan, Comment by Spread it thoroughly Report this comment
It's nice to share. it's the Christian thing to do.

June 21, 2024

"Tern Tern Tern," Merry & Pippin parody of "Turn Turn Turn,"The Byrds, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
The Bird Doctor on TV is Dr. Killdeer
"I Cant Even Spell My Name," guart milkster parody of "I Don't Even Know Your Name,"Alan Jackson, Comment by uart milkster Report this comment
yea heres the q. Now my finger is sore
"Crazy Felons Can Run To Be President," eeL deaL parody of "Fallin' In Love,"Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds, Comment by Ghost of Donald Sutherland Report this comment
Always with the negative waves eel deal, always with the negative waves. Why can't you knock it off for one day. Why can't you dig how beautiful MAGA really is. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful about The Donald for a change.
"V¡@gr@," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Elvira,"The Oak Ridge Boys, Comment by CML Report this comment
I have a third title to complete the ED trilogy called "Viva Levitra (Viva Las Vegas) or perhaps Viva Viagra but I simply haven't been up to the task of doing it ( Stop me before I pun again) ...... Have a killer first line, tho ... Nice wife titties gonna set my pole, gonna set my pole on fire.
"V¡@gr@," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Elvira,"The Oak Ridge Boys, Comment by CML Report this comment
Didnt take you long to sniff out that situation. We all have that problem, sadly Best way to circumvent it is to comment. I'm not too familiar with the stanzas. but you certainly nailed the Refrain ... I've done a couple entitled "Blue Steel Pill" (Blue Suede Shoes) and "Go Grab Cialis" (Go Ask Alice) Some of us elder farts on-site have even coined for dropping a pill .. Go See Alice ;-D

June 20, 2024

"No Offence," WowPoops parody of "No Offense,"Miranda Sings, Comment by WowPoops Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback

June 19, 2024

"Liberals Don't Care," G_RandomPerson parody of "Handle With Care,"The Traveling Wilburys, Comment by CML Report this comment
Traveling WIllbury's were one of those ad hoc All Star groups where the parts were greater than the sum. Are you old enough to remember "Blind Faith"? Same story; different decade .. Oh, and good job here
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by @grandma Report this comment
IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS. MOVE ON. YOU LOST
"Liberals Don't Care," G_RandomPerson parody of "Handle With Care,"The Traveling Wilburys, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Correction: The Line "Sent our debut up to the skies" should be "Sent our debt up to the skies"

June 18, 2024

"Claimed 18," John A. Barry parody of "Hey, 19,"Steely Dan, Comment by CML Report this comment
Those Minneapolis Lakers wins of the fifties shouldn't count for much, seeing as how the NBA didn't even have a shot clock until 1953 .. not to mention no blacks until 1952 or so
"The Philanderer," Steve C. Aiello parody of "The Wanderer,"Dion, Comment by Alpha Skua Report this comment
Kind of like Bill Clinton Right?
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
Really, as I recall I remember seeing the hashtag NotMyPresident very frequently until Trump lost the election. Also, what's this I remember on Trump's Inauguration about a protest that got very violent. where people were throwing rocks and bottles at police officers, using baseball bats and pieces of pavement to smash windows of nearby buildings, setting cars on fire and even making a Trash can fire?
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by Twisted Twump Is Terrible Report this comment
Was Rump's claim that the Biden administration planned to assassinate him at Mara-Lardo the most diabolically twisted thing he has ever said, considering that it was Rump's lawyer who argued that a president could have the right to take out his rival?
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by @g_randma Report this comment
Puh-leeze, you idiot. Those "left wing nutjobs" didn't pull a January 6, and they certainly stopped whining about it a lot sooner than rimjobs like yourself continue to do so FOUR YEARS LATER.
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
Oh, the hypocrisy, when those Left Wing Nutjobs were protesting when Trump legally won the election people were protesting and screaming "Not My President" and stuff like that.

June 17, 2024

"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by maga = massive a-hole goons association Report this comment
It's so despicable to see the Big Lie vomited up over and over. It's bonkers on the part of those who think that denying an election win to the winner of the peaceful legal process is a recipe for peace. That would bring on total chaos.
"Unforgivable," Glynn Leaney parody of "Unforgettable,"Nat King Cole, Comment by Me Report this comment
I really like it how Agrimorfee is the only person who sticks up for the_conqueror_of_parodies. Perhaps they are a couple or something? 🤔
"Stop, Please," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Watch Me,"Silentó, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
I heard whispers, but looking at the list of charges...oof. Bit hard to come up with a response that doesn't come off as insensitive or glib, all I can really say is that I would never have called it. Thanks for the compliment, though.

June 16, 2024

"I Can See Your Smiles," Randy Hearn parody of "I Can See For Miles,"The Who, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
"It's not a crime when we do it" is one of the fundamental rules of the lawless left; which is why no one is applying Alvin Bragg's blatantly absurd "interpretation" of the law to have Kenyan Usurper 0bama convicted of felony "election interference" for his campaign's attempts to bribe his treasonous Marxist pastor (and spiritual mentor) Reverend Wright into keeping silent about how much he hated America in 2008. Were it not for double standards, those hypocrites would have no standards at all.
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
One thing that's a near certainty for 2024: America's last REAL President Donald Trump will RE-DEFEAT the treasonous unelected DemoKKKrat meat puppet illegally occupying the White House. Whether the DemoKKKrats will be able to go stealing elections again with millions of fake ballots the way they did in 2020 and whether we patriots will be so peaceful in our protests against you capital traitors and your illegitimate regime this time remains to be seen.
"Stop, Please," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Watch Me,"Silentó, Comment by WowPoops Report this comment
I don't know if you will see this but don't worry, dude... Silento is now in prison... great parody... describes how I feel nowadays about it.

June 15, 2024

"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@ CML - To suck, or not to suck, that is the premise...Whether tis woker in the force to suffer the jeers and review bombs of outrageously toxic fandom...or to take arms against a sea of Rotten Tomatoes, and by opposing ignore them?
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by MAGA = miserable a******s Grump applauds Report this comment
Grump calling Milwaukee a horrible city when it's going to be hosting the Republican national convention is one more thing that makes it a disgrace that he has any chance of winning another term.
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
@Zen Adam B. and in Canada, the guy who should be a felon is losin' and Pierre's cruisin' to be the next Prime Minister.
"The Biden-rrhea Song," CML parody of "The Diarrhea Song,"Traditional, Comment by CML Report this comment
URGENT NOTICE: A recent Biden gaffe at the 80th anniversary of D-Day where he mimicked the motion of a toddler doing a poopie in his diaper obliges me to squeeze out a few more couplets ...... When your adult nappy infill gets you lead away by Jill (Bidenrrhea) When you must abort D Day due to loosed colonic spray (da da DAA da) When a stank in your blue suit stems from excremental toot (..'.) When you're four times zones from home and your pants fill up with foam (..#.)
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by CML Report this comment
Make it Shakesperean!! I've already done the Prologue: ...... Two death stars, both alike in lethality, in far Galaxia .. where we play our screen ..... From ancient Republic, break to new tyrannies; Where darkened helm makes once charred flesh unseen .... See the rest at "If Shakespeare had written the Prologue to Star Wars." @ Callmelennie"
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
It's more than a feeling that the felon is losin' and Joe's cruisin' to reelection.
"Deck The Halls (With Gasoline)," Dylan Baranski parody of "Deck The Halls,"Christmas Songs, Comment by Nathaniel Report this comment
Deck the halls with gasoline. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Light a match & watch it gleam. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school is down in ashes. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la, la la la la. Deck the halls with dynamite. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Press the plunger, see the lights. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Now your school's a bunch of rubble. Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Aren't you glad you stirred up trouble? Fa la la la la, la la la la. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Deck the halls with Poison Ivy, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, If you touch this you'll be sorry, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Break a window, pop a tire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Set the Christmas tree on fire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la WRECK THE UN WITH WRECKING BALLS, SWING THE BOOM AND SHOP AT THE MALLS, SEE THE WHOLE PLACE CRASHING DOWN, THEN JUST RETURN TO TOWN and then theres jingle bells. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, ON A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIIS, OVER ROCKS WE GOM BREAKING BOTH MY KNEES HAHAHAH BELLS ON RUDOLPH'S NOSE, MAKE HIM WANT TO CRY, WHAT FUN IT IS TO LAUGH AND SEE RUDOLPH DYING. JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS ROBIN WENT AWAY, UNCLE BILLY GOT LOST ON THE MILKY WAY HEYYYYY

June 14, 2024

"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@PP -- It's good to know you're still pretending to be me! :)
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
@KK -- And then blame the fans if it sucks! :)
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by Rumpers Reek Report this comment
Can someone report the juvenile comment made by the magaT posing as eeL?
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Again thanks for your comment. It is appreciated
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
Thanks for your comment. It’s good to know my work is still recognised.
"I Can See Your Smiles," Randy Hearn parody of "I Can See For Miles,"The Who, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
What I don't understand is how they hammer Trump for what they say he did, but when someone like Trudeau commits a crime, they're very quiet about that.
"Adore A Felon," eeL deaL parody of "More Than A Feeling,"Boston, Comment by eeL deaL Report this comment
Mmm! The taste of Joe's diaper gravy! It's fecal-icious!
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Kathleen Kennedy Report this comment
Put a chick in it! Make her lame and gay!
"Subvert," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Hurt,"Johnny Cash, Comment by Kathleen Kennedy Report this comment
Put a chick in it! Make her lame and gay!

June 13, 2024

"Kris Lindahl Real Estate," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Jingle Bells,"Traditional, Comment by CML Report this comment
So once again, you are doing the same stupid **** as you've done innumerable times before. You get slapped down for flooding the site with 5 to 6 ridiculous "parodies", then you lay low, then you try one or two submissions to overwhelmingly hostile response .. and then you flood the zone again with this madness. Where do you get the idea that this is welcome? Are you trying to destroy this site? And if so, why are you being allowed to do this?
"Screw You, New York," Immoral Liberal parody of "New York, New York,"Frank Sinatra, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Florida. Really? FLORIDA? :D :D :D :D

June 12, 2024

"Don't Make A Felon President," eeL deaL parody of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again,"Dionne Warwick, Comment by To MAGAboy Report this comment
Money poorly spent on his legal fees. So blind. So self-righteous. So paranoid. SO DUMB.

June 11, 2024

"Don't Make A Felon President," eeL deaL parody of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again,"Dionne Warwick, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Well done, except it's falling on deaf ears if it's addressing magas. They don't know their oss from their elbow. Witness the Amiright maga troll. It represents the rest of the pea brains.
"Accelerate The Positive," Alvin Rhodes parody of "Accentuate The Positive,"Bing Crosby, Comment by ALVIN Report this comment
THANKS
"Here Comes Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "Here Comes the Sun,"Beatles, Comment by eeL deaL during breakfast today: Report this comment
"Mmm! Joe's diaper gravy tastes SO GOOD!!!"
"Kris Lindahl Real Estate," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Jingle Bells,"Traditional, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I mean if we all stop responding to him he might just go away.
"Will Joe Biden Last?," G_Randomperson parody of "Built to Last,"Tom Petty, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
MAGA, Biden looks more and more like a corpse with each passing day.
"Here Comes Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "Here Comes the Sun,"Beatles, Comment by MagaT Misery Is Marvelous Report this comment
It's fun to sing that. Did everyone see Alex Jones crying his eyes out? That was so great to see.
"Don't Make A Felon President," eeL deaL parody of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again,"Dionne Warwick, Comment by Jeff Lebowski, Atty at Law Report this comment
Just remember, Man, you can't be a felon if you haven't violated any law. What law did he break, Ma-a-an. Unless you can cite a statute, Man, there is no felony .. It's like, you know, just your opinion, Man. And let me tell you something else, Man. This lawfare aggression will not stand, Man
"Here Comes Biden," Adam Bernstein parody of "Here Comes the Sun,"Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
You know how you can tell it's Joe Biden who's coming (or going) Cause he'll be led like a aging Golden Retriever pet by his nurse/wife Jill. When have we ever seen anything like that in the history of the United .. . Oh, but I'm sure he'll be good to go 4 years down the road
"Kris Lindahl Real Estate," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Jingle Bells,"Traditional, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
well Phil, I'd say you do a good job of feeding the troll.
"Don't Make A Felon President," eeL deaL parody of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again,"Dionne Warwick, Comment by Libby Report this comment
MAGAboy, , why don't you go help your Orange Fuerher figure out what to do if his electric boat is sinking with a shark 10 feet away?
"Kris Lindahl Real Estate," A Monkey Full of Rooms parody of "Jingle Bells,"Traditional, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Why do you lot keep fighting and squabbling all the time? There’s plenty of quality parodies written my Duc4AmIRight, Glynn Leaney, the_conqueror_of_parodies, Random Idiot to name but a few but these authors are feeling left out and neglected because they never get any comments comments on their works. So why don’t you lot bury the hatchet and start making constructive comments on other’s parodies? You never know you may get some great comments in return!
"Nuke-Armed Sick Clown," VU & DJ parody of "New Kid In Town,"Eagles, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Let's just hope pukin doesn't hack the election for the maga felon like in 2016. Then there would be 2 nuke armed sick clowns.
"The Covid Re-Hash of 4 June 2024," Gregory Blake parody of "Let's Twist Again,"Chubby Checker, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Covid was bad for some, minor for most. Trillions of dollars for Big Pharma.

June 10, 2024

"Masturbate With A Condom On," eeL deaL parody of "Celebration,"Kool & The Gang, Comment by ReDumplicans R Retarded Report this comment
The Ghastly Old Party recently voted against access to contraception. They are far too extreme for any sane voter. Would they even make condoms illegal if they could?
"Ticket of Speed," Random Idiot parody of "Ticket to Ride,"The Beatles, Comment by Random Idiot Report this comment
Thanks for your comments.

June 09, 2024

"Kill The Birds," Max Power parody of "Feed The Birds,"Julie Andrews, Comment by LPG-Unit Report this comment
49 flying rats later...

June 08, 2024

"House with the Rising Damp," Phil Alexander parody of "House of the Rising Sun,"The Animals, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Hi Ollie.. such odd coincidences life throws up sometimes. And rereading this for the first time in a decade, I see some hideous apostrophe abuse.. I am really annoyed with old me :-)
"That Bird Just Pooped On Me," Random idiot parody of "Lay All Your Love on Me,"ABBA, Comment by Random idiot Report this comment
Edit: "It was like dipping my hands in clay" is now "It's just like making a pot of clay"

June 07, 2024

"Barney's Dead," Misty parody of "I Love You,"Barney, Comment by Legs Sparrow Report this comment
Ice Skating on Thin Ice Barny falls in Frozen Dino thaw him out and he melts
"Masturbate With A Condom On," eeL deaL parody of "Celebration,"Kool & The Gang, Comment by Yonkers Yanker Report this comment
Isn't masturbating for peace a thing though?
"More Blue On The Hill," eeL deaL parody of "Blueberry Hill,"Fats Domino, Comment by Slim Submisso Report this comment
audio for this parody at: tiny.cc/more-Blue
"Accelerate The Positive," Alvin Rhodes parody of "Accentuate The Positive,"Bing Crosby, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Good to see you again, Alvin! Fives.
"Jobber Life's Hell," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Hotter than Hell,"Dua Lipa, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Whoops, I meant "long game" not "long haul". Stupid brain not English good.
"Ticket of Speed," Random Idiot parody of "Ticket to Ride,"The Beatles, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Why didn't I think of using this song when Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland got a speeding ticket after claiming she doesn't have a car.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Hey MAga Report this comment
Read, if you have the ability. https://time.com/6985532/trump-conviction-myths-debunked-essay/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0GEYdbiT77rGeO7pVYDkRe9Q5vIbw3J8Hoam1eduTw1dNUGaoMYe8VsUk_aem_AUzblLCPmYJl0JGovxOaIV3lc-TpBmop6X4oSAktZHEuZrzlheQ_rkzi6pRZk9viW2U_4OVMPVQacMOy8mNNmufD
"Masturbate With A Condom On," eeL deaL parody of "Celebration,"Kool & The Gang, Comment by Zen Adam B. Report this comment
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ;-p

June 06, 2024

"Trump From Both Sides Now," Michael Pacholek parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by alvin rhodes Report this comment
well written, very clever and true
"House with the Rising Damp," Phil Alexander parody of "House of the Rising Sun,"The Animals, Comment by Ollie Report this comment
I read these lyrics about 10 years ago, and, being from Australia, Bethnal Green meant nothing to me. Now, by complete coincidence, I went to visit London, and just happen to be staying in Bethnal Green. I wondered where I heard that name before, and found myself returning to this parody song. It really is a unique neighbourhood; expensive luxury cars parked outside run-down flats. Now it all makes sense!
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
If you live in Canada, you can definitely see that the Left has gone wacko.
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by KKK Kisses Klump Report this comment
The slur "DemoKKKrat" made sense over a century ago but these days the KKK endorses Klump, not Biden. Remember what year we're living in!
"Masturbate With A Condom On," eeL deaL parody of "Celebration,"Kool & The Gang, Comment by Carrot Pollisher Report this comment
Sounds like fun!
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
LD, don't take it personally, this guy gives all 1s to every parody he says that brings down the Left, he even thinks Justin Trudeau is one of the greatest things to happen to Canada.
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
My entry only mentions things Biden has done, so that shouldn’t be an issue. In addition, my pacing is probably near 100% dead on, and yet…
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
When I vote all ones on a parody, I put my name on it, and a reason. In this case, the reason is it is full of lies. When someone does a parody of Trump, we don't need to tell lies. We just mention what he actually does. And if we do happen to go overboard, it's at least believable, as in, How do we know he HASN'T done it?

June 05, 2024

"Black Donald Trump," by Emphasiz (2020-03-11), Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Why in the hell did this get posted?
"Guy Is a Mooch and Bum," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Julie London, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
I see what you did there.
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Three, count 'em! THREE right wing fascists tryna edjumicate us libtard rainbow-lovin' migrant genitalia suckin' yahoos with they Wikipedia skills. Oh mama, mama, help me.
"barrier," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "happier,"Olivia Rodrigo, Comment by X Report this comment
Y
"I Hear More Moos than One," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Bob Hope, Comment by poomaster Report this comment
This is almost as good as what The Parody Author writes.
"Guy Is a Mooch and Bum," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Julie London, Comment by Me Report this comment
Better than what Duc4AmiRight or the_conqueror_of_parodies writes.
"I Stick My Chewing Gum," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Barbra Streisand, Comment by Me Report this comment
Yum yum bubble gum. Stick it up your kitten’s bum.
"I’m in the Mood for Tugs," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by poomaster Report this comment
I liked it.
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
A pejorative term is a pejorative term. Remember Howard Cosell's "Little monkey" (easily googled)? Cosell was clearly endearing himself to Mike Adamle. Nobody doubted that. The post is over the line. Find a different rhyme for "drag."
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are morally inferior to both Commies and Fascists Report this comment
In the final analysis, the Biden-rimming DemoKKKrat vermin going around persecuting American patriots for refusing to pretend their treasonous illegal occupation regime didn't blatantly steal the 2020 elections with millions of fake ballots are clearly projecting their own genocidal ideology's disturbing resemblance to both Communism and Fascism onto their enemies. Among other things, Hitler and Stalin were both into election rigging and out-and-out election theft (while their countries still HAD any elections, that is), both had rogue judges and prosecutors (e.g. Nikolai Yezhov, Lavrentiy Beria, and Roland Freisler) attacking all opposition to their illegitimate regimes in show trials on blatantly fraudulent BS charges just like Alvin Bragg, Jack Smith, Fanni Willis, Merrick Garland, and Juan Merchan. (Notice that these Biden-rimming hypocrites have never prosecuted Barack Hussein Obama's allegedly "illegally influencing an election" for offering "hush money" to his goose-stepping America-hating racist mentor Reverend Wright back in 2008 to silence him; DemoKKKrats are EXEMPT from being charged under the blatantly bogus legal absurdities they used to railroad Trump most recently, you see.)

Both employed violent criminal thugs in the streets to attack and terrorize their political opposition (e.g. Hitler's SA and SS and Stalin's NKVD) like Antifa and BLM. Both were exceedingly racist—especially against Jews—like the Hamas harlots and other America-and-Israel-hating DemoKKKrat vermin currently goose-stepping around college campuses. Both also eagerly murdered tens and hundreds of millions of people for the "crime" of their existence being inconvenient to their ideology (short-lived Nazi Germany "aborted" some ten million people in their concentration camps alone—not counting war casualties while the longer-lived Soviet, Chinese, and other Commie regimes "aborted" HUNDREDS of millions between them).

The only differences between DemoKKKrats and Commies and Fascists are ones that arguably make the DemoKKKrats WORSE. The Commies and Fascists committed their capital crimes IN SERVICE to their evil countries; DemoKKKrats are TRAITORS committing their capital crimes in service to America's Commie and Fascist ENEMIES. While they haven't illegally seized enough power to abort very many people OUTSIDE the womb—yet—DemoKKKrats have in fact already committed more crimes against humanity and shed more innocent blood than ALL the Commies and Nazis of the 20th century PUT TOGETHER ever did—and we KNOW that wasn't for lack of trying! Face it, folks: morally speaking, DemoKKKrats are EVEN WORSE than all their despotic predecessors in EVERY SINGLE WAY.
"I’m in the Mood for Tugs," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by CML Report this comment
Correction: I'm 100% positive that I'm NOT as old as JAB. And as long as I'm being honest, absolutely everything I wrote above is pure unmitigated and unexpurgated horsesh*t. I was definitely turned on by both those images, but too young at 10 or 11 to you know, purge the image out of my system. And I went to Catholic grade school, so no gold stars for first to get yourself off
"I’m in the Mood for Tugs," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Marilyn Monroe, Comment by CML Report this comment
Funny about your choice of performer .. I have, in fact, tugged for Marilyn and .. Jane Fonda too. I sure I'm as old as you, but I was a prodigy at this. I was way ahead of my peers; first in my class. Teacher actually gave me a gold star ... It was Marilyn in the "Misfits" that got me to tugging. Something about that big Monroe ass stuffed into some tight blue jeans that set me off. As for Jane, it was the closeup of that Fonda ass grinding on that saddle in Cat Ballou .. Oh my Lord
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by CML Report this comment
Maybe someone could do this one ........ My name is Ashley .. I lived in the Biden house .. Lately I'm in the news .. Seems that Dads a louse ... If you read my words awhile ... You'll see that Joe's a pedophile .... Just don't ask Mom what I mean .. just don't ask Mom what I means
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
For the record, "fag" was the old English word for "a stick of firewood" and "faggot" was the old word for "a bundle of sticks of firewood" as mentioned in passing in an episode of The Simpsons by the ever-hilariously-naive Martin Prince: "Individually, we are weak, like little twigs; but as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot!" (Bart Simpson: "Well said, Martin!") As to how they came to refer to cigarettes (in contemporary Australian, British, and European usage)... well, a cigarette is also sometimes known as a "cancer stick" and you burn it like a stick of firewood, so you need not stretch your imagination much to see how "fag" came to be a slang term for that.

For how it came to be a derisive term for homosexuals? That's courtesy of higher education in Britain, wherein freshman schoolboys pledging for membership to fraternities and other all-male school clubs at Oxford, Cambridge, etc. were issued a "fag" as a kind of totem of their membership, and as part of their initiations were put to work "fagging" (performing various menial tasks) for the junior and senior schoolboys running that club, with everyone talking as if the particular upperclassman to whom a given initiate was assigned owned him like an indentured servant, e.g. "He's my fag." Suffice to say, some of the upperclassmen took to hazing their "fags" rather abusively, with some of that abuse taking on distinctly sexual aspects: forcing them to work in the nude, shaving their genitals, demanding manual stimulation, etc. Hence, being some upperclassman's "fag" came to connote having to do sexual favors for him, with perverse upperclassmen who had multiple "fags" working for them coming to be known as "faggots" for having a "bundle" of these "fags" doing these favors for them, see? Then all this vulgar slang spread from these institutions of higher learning to the general public and... well, that's how those terms came to mean what they do now.

As for "fascism" and related terms? The "fasces" were specifically bundles of sticks bound around an axe which were given to more prominent commanders in the ancient Roman army as symbols of their elevated status. Benito Mussolini, big fan of ancient Rome that he was, came to refer to his particular ideology as "fascism" because of his emphasis on using Italy's military to try to make the nation as powerful as he perceived ancient Rome to have been. Then this idea caught on with his closest ally Hitler, which is how it came to be associated with Nazi Germany as well.

Franco, while he did have some associations with Hitler (due to the latter having helped the former take down his Basque enemies by having his Luftwaffe bomb the crap out of Guernica during the Spanish Civil War) was not actually a fascist himself: while he did rather feel he owed Hitler some gratitude for aiding him in his rise to power as a military dictator during the Spanish Civil War, he was none too fond of Hitler or Mussolini and had no plans to make his own military dictatorship a permanent political fixture. This is why, soon after Franco died, Spain's constitutional monarchy was ultimately restored under his protégé King Juan Carlos I as intended.
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
For the record, "fag" was the old English word for "a stick of firewood" and "faggot" was the old word for "a bundle of sticks of firewood" as mentioned in passing in an episode of The Simpsons by the ever-hilariously-naive Martin Prince: "Individually, we are weak, like little twigs; but as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot!" (Bart Simpson: "Well said, Martin!") As to how they came to refer to cigarettes (in contemporary Australian, British, and European usage)... well, a cigarette is also sometimes known as a "cancer stick" and you burn it like a stick of firewood, so you need not stretch your imagination much to see how "fag" came to be a slang term for that. For how it came to be a derisive term for homosexuals? That's courtesy of higher education in Britain, wherein freshman schoolboys pledging for membership to fraternities and other all-male school clubs at Oxford, Cambridge, etc. were issued a "fag" as a kind of totem of their membership, and as part of their initiations were put to work "fagging" (performing various menial tasks) for the junior and senior schoolboys running that club, with everyone talking as if the particular upperclassman to whom a given initiate was assigned owned him like an indentured servant, e.g. "He's my fag." Suffice to say, some of the upperclassmen took to hazing their "fags" rather abusively, with some of that abuse taking on distinctly sexual aspects: forcing them to work in the nude, shaving their genitals, demanding manual stimulation, etc. Hence, being some upperclassman's "fag" came to connote having to do sexual favors for him, with perverse upperclassmen who had multiple "fags" working for them coming to be known as "faggots" for having a "bundle" of these "fags" doing these favors for them, see? Then all this vulgar slang spread from these institutions of higher learning to the general public and... well, that's how those terms came to mean what they do now. As for "fascism" and related terms? The "fasces" were specifically bundles of sticks bound around an axe which were given to more prominent commanders in the ancient Roman army as symbols of their elevated status. Benito Mussolini, big fan of ancient Rome that he was, came to refer to his particular ideology as "fascism" because of his emphasis on using Italy's military to try to make the nation as powerful as he perceived ancient Rome to have been. Then this idea caught on with his closest ally Hitler, which is how it came to be associated with Nazi Germany as well. Franco, while he did have some associations with Hitler (due to the latter having helped the former take down his Basque enemies by having his Luftwaffe bomb the crap out of Guernica during the Spanish Civil War) was not actually a fascist himself: while he did rather feel he owed Hitler some gratitude for aiding him in his rise to power as a military dictator during the Spanish Civil War, he was none too fond of Hitler or Mussolini and had no plans to make his own military dictatorship a permanent political fixture. This is why, soon after Franco died, Spain's constitutional monarchy was ultimately restored under his protégé King Juan Carlos I as intended.
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by CML Report this comment
Your stanzas were great. Took me by surprise. And I go with Joni as well. Too many bells and whistles in the Judy Collins version
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by Fascists R Finks Report this comment
Defending fascism might not be commendable but it is at least more honest than claiming your guy won elections he didn't win. The US Right should stick with that approach... As for the fascist/faggot connection, Wikipedia has this: "The word faggot has been used in English since the late 16th century as an abusive term for women, particularly old women, and reference to homosexuality may derive from this, as female terms are often used with reference to homosexual or effeminate men (cf. nancy, sissy, queen). The application of the term to old women is possibly a shortening of the term "faggot-gatherer", applied in the 19th century to people, especially older widows, who made a meager living by gathering and selling firewood."
"B3 K1nd 2 F4gs," eeL deaL parody of "Kind Of A Drag,"The Buckinghams, Comment by CML Report this comment
Faggot is an old English word for stick, and fag became a term for a cigarette. How this became a term of disparagement to gay men is beyond my pay grade. Fasces is a Latin word for bundle (of sticks) The idea is that a collective (bundle) is stronger than, say, a dozen individual sticks. It's the abstract concept that's important here. And BTW, Fascism only becomes a nightmare when it is coupled with a society that was ultra militaristic beforehand, such as Japan and Germany. Franco was a fascist dictator, but he was really not much different from previous Kings and Queens of Spain
"High Is the Moon Above," John A. Barry parody of "I'm in the Mood for Love,"Frank Sinatra, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Thanks for the info, G&G.
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Well done, when Biden and Trudeau are both gone North America will be saved.
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by L.D. Obblo Report this comment
Looks like Michael P was here and cast the first vote. Apparently not a fan.
"Joe Biden-Mao," L.D. Obblo parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Excellent parody
"Pyromania," Hu’s On First parody of "Evilmainya,"Grace Jones, Comment by g_randomperson Report this comment
At first I thought it was going to be about one of Def Leppard's best albums.

June 04, 2024

"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Rednaxela Lihp Report this comment
Likewise!
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Below Average Dave Report this comment
I love you Phil Alexander and Peter Andersson!
"Good Old-Fashioned Lover Ploy," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy,"Queen, Comment by the_cockup_of_parodies Report this comment
The worst parody I have read today. 111
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I have to get in on this - because noone and I mean NOONE - deserves 325 votes of 111 - even when I don't agree with him/her on the qualities (or non-qualities) of Trump. Come on people! What happened to the old days of parody writing when both sides could appreciate the effort of the other?
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I think because of the large amounts of money on stake with book and movie deals for anyone these days that has been involved in something that grabbed the public attention we'll pretty soon get to hear at least TWO kinds of juror retractions playing it up for drama (but unless they are backed up again in the future by deathbed confessions there will be no way to know for sure if those retractions really are true). One or several SOMEONES will come out saying they felt pressured to vote "guilty", and then the Trump side will play that up as if that pressure came down hard from the court officials (and maybe it did, or maybe they just imagined, it makes no difference to what happens next even though those two reasons are totally different). Also, let's not forget that jurors feeling pressured to adjust their opinion is a rather normal thing in every single circumstance where the first vote or rounds of round-table opinion taking indicate that there is a 11-1 or 10-2 majority already in the air. That's a juror system by design, the majority slowly pressuring the minority into siding with a verdict (OR the minority swing the majority around to something that only a few saw at first). My point is that a court decision on a celebrity these days, any big celebrity, are never really the end of procedings, it's just a diffent kind of starting point for the next money making phase. So you might wanna prepare parody ideas to songs with "round and round" in the title or the chorus. :-)
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Libby Report this comment
MAGA you so stupid.
"My New Cricket Bat," The Parody Author parody of "What’s New Pussycat,"Tom Jones, Comment by Kristi Gnome Report this comment
My New Cricket Gat

June 03, 2024

"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Desperado,"The Eagles, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
You can remove submissions from this site. I removed one of my songs b/c the outcome was not what I expected. The song lacked meaning at that point.
"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Desperado,"The Eagles, Comment by G_Randomperson Report this comment
Thanks for the suggestions, I am currently working on a Blue Rodeo parody right now (It's a song that hasn't been parodied on this site yet) and Sean Fraser, Marc Miller, and Steven Guilbeault are all going to be mentioned in it. I wish I had seen your second comment before I submitted, if I could have retrieved my submission I would have.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
"Biden-rimmer"? Even your puerile attempts at insults are delusional. Seriously, grow up and start thinking.

Just read that article, and it doesn't invalidate *any* of the points above; there's grounds for appeal re #6. But if that's all you're complaining about, you're presumably agreeing that Trump knowingly falsified business records to cover up hush money payments. He so very narrowly won in 2016 (especially considering he polled millions of votes less than Clinton) that the illegal cover-up probably did change the course of US & world history. It's not something minor to be overlooked.

Trump's defence was awful, mainly because Trump's too much of a whiny baby to allow his own side to admit to anything negative about him. It's sad that this self-absorbed narcissistic moron has managed to accrete so many slavish, deluded followers.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Nope; you're the delusion-dwelling Biden-rimmer trying to present the treasonous Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats' Stalinist show trial against Trump as legitimate rather than the insult to kangaroos it would be to call it a kangaroo court. I get that you Biden-rimming delusion-dwellers have your heads so far up the illegal unelected Biden Regime's rectum that you don't even know how to read, but if anyone the least bit legally literate with an actual working mind (which necessarily excludes you, P.A.) happens to be reading this, here's a little article from legal expert Jonathan Turley explaining just a FEW of the fatal flaws in this Stalinist show trial that render it absolutely illegitimate: (In particular, pay attention to what he says about "New York’s election law 17-152" which COMPLETELY invalidates points #5 and #6 on P.A.'s B.S. list):

https://jonathanturley.org/2024/06/03/buzz-kill-the-trump-conviction-presents-a-target-rich-environment-for-appeal/
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
I wasn't listing charges, I described the actions which led to charges being brought, and based on the evidence given in court, proven beyond reasonable doubt. I get it that your view of those charges is unreasonable, and no amount of evidence would ever change your mind. You live in your fantasy world where Trump is some kind of honest patriot put upon by treasonous Democrats, I'll stick to reality.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
As you well know, P.A. Trump was convicted of NONE of "charges" you listed (many of which aren't even charges as they weren't even illegal at the time). The reason the Biden-rimming DemoKKKrat traitor Juan Merchan (who refused to recuse himself from the case despite his blatant conflict of interest) had to give the treasonous cowards on that jury an absurd 55-page "road map" of BS un-Constutitonal instructions to get Trump "convicted" was because those jurors couldn't unanimously agree he was guilty of ANY of the individual charges against him; and as our country's Supreme Court has firmly established in case after case, conviction on ANY charge whatsoever requires a UNANIMOUS "guilty" vote from the jury. So Merchan illegally "bundled" the charges together and illegally instructed the jurors to vote Trump COLLECTIVELY guilty of all charges if they agreed he was guilty of any INDIVIDUAL charge.

Gloat about these false "convictions" at these Stalinist show trials while you can, P.A., because all you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin have accomplished with your soon-to-be-overturned-on-appeal "verdicts" is to galvanize America's patriots against you Biden-rimming fascists and flood Trump's re-election campaign with millions of vocal supporters and hundreds of millions of dollars of financial support; and when we take back the country from the election thieves, it's payback time for all you enemies of the U.S.A. (domestic and foreign) with your tongues up the illegal unelected Biden Regime's bung.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
CML - what law was created? None at all. Which of these do you think are made up?

1 That Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels?
2 That he paid her off through Michael Cohen to stay silent?
3 That the records of him reimbursing Cohen were falsified?
4 That the motive behind it was to prevent his popularity in the polls from falling?
5 That because the motive was electoral and not personal, this consititutes election fraud?
6 The statute used to tie the state crime to the electoral one, thus making it a felony?

If all of the above steps have been shown to be the case, then of course he should be found guilty of the crimes described. So which of the above are you claiming was/where sheer invention?

Don't forget that Cohen was sentenced to three years for his part in it - who was shouting "witch hunt" at that point? If you (like Trump himself) weren't claiming a witch hunt for the Cohen trial, don't you think it's a little hypocritical to be doing so for Trump?
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by CML Report this comment
In a way, Phil is right, Trump is guilty .. in the same way that defendants in Stalin's show trials conducted by Lavrentiy Beria were guilty. If you take a fine toothed comb to a person life and finally find something a little hinky, and then create a Law solely for that person, you can find anyone guilty of something. That's why Lavrentiy had a 100% conviction rate. He'll, the British Crown used to pull that stunt all the time. It was called a Bill of Attainter
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by CML Report this comment
Interestingly enough, Allan Dershowitz, longtime Proffessor Emeritus of Con Law at Harvard Law which has been THE pre-eminent Law School in the USA since that unfortunate dust up with the British Crown 3 centuries ago ... Well, HE said he observed more reversible error in the one day he attended the trial than he had in the rest of his career. In other words it was the greatest legal travesty he had ever witnessed .. by far. OTOH, if a stand up comedian from England has a diametrically opposed opinion ...
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Phil Alexander (the real one) Report this comment
This is weird.. someone pretending to be me making such a banal comment?

Peter - Ya think jurors might have been scared into voting "guilty"? Based on the evidence presented & the law as explained, I can't see any other verdict was possible.
"Needle and a Silver Spoon," 65th Beatle parody of "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window,"The Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
So, you contribute to something called the Feables? I remember a twitter thread for a group called the Whotles .. where you combined Who songs and Beatles Songs ... Best titles were "Baba O'Rigby" and "Eleanor Riley"
"You Always Think It's So Funny," 65th Beatle parody of "You Never Give Me Your Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Glenn Walker Report this comment
Good job!!
"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Desperado,"The Eagles, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
I already had this done before your second comment was posted.
"Justin Trudeau," G_RandomPerson parody of "Desperado,"The Eagles, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
I was expecting this song to be a blanket statement on the Liberal party. You must have missed the comment I made on your previous Eagles song. Don't type this out and tell me you can't sneak a line that jabs Mark Frasier or Anita Anand. Not even going to bring up the abortion issue the Liberals are dragging in the conversation. Do better.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Grump Is Guiltiest Report this comment
Jurors had and have a reason to fear their guilty votes,, because the magaTs are the thugs. Cheers for their bravery.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Libby Report this comment
The last comment tagged as me is not; I would think of something that actually makes sense.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Turd Burglar Report this comment
Jackpot!
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Let me play Nostradamus for a while here and be the first to predict the next round of this never ending soap opera - one or more jurors are gonna come out (probably anonymous at first) stating they voted "guilty" because they feared they themselves and their families would be in danger if they didn't. That won't necessarily mean such a statement is true (though it is likely, and I sure would have if I were one of them), but the first to say it will be able to negotiate for a substantial book and movie deal with Hollywood.
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by Diaper Gravy King Report this comment
Yeah, plenty of shіt here for all of us to eat!
"G-U-I-L-TeeHee-Y," Phil Alexander parody of "D-I-V-O-R-C-E,"Tammy Wynette, Comment by poomaster Report this comment
Best parody EVER!

June 02, 2024

"Hans & Franz," Ben Dunn Under the Sun parody of "Vanz Kant Danz,"John Fogerty, Comment by Me Report this comment
Better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes. And lest not us forget before his boyfriend Agrimorfee sticks his nose in. 222.
"Tahitian Lineman," Lifeliver parody of "Wichita Lineman,"Glen Campbell, Comment by Bitter Biter Bittern Report this comment
All sorts of Breadfruit Trees Whole Wheat, Rye, White, and even Pumpernickel

June 01, 2024

"Chrystia Freeland," G_RandomPerson parody of "Witchy Woman,"The Eagles, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
I think that only works from a blanket party perspective. Especially with lines like this: "The heat lamps break almost every time; But Guilbeault says there's no climate crime; Coming from a guy whose been in jaaaaaaaaaail!" I'm sure you can sneak the abortion issue on this also.
"Please Be Real," eeL deaL parody of "Got To Be Real,"Cheryl Lynn, Comment by Green Guy Report this comment
Maybe Joe was just trying to conserve water?
"Another eeL deaL Despises Conald Grump Song," eeL deaL parody of "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song,"BJ Thomas, Comment by eeL faN Report this comment
It's not pathological but healthy to hate a demon and group of demons who fully deserve that. Eel speaks for many millions who share that hatred.
"Reich Around The Clock," eeL deaL parody of "Rock Around The Clock,"Bill Haley & His Comets, Comment by Nay 2 Twump's Turd Reich Report this comment
Never forget that the true meaning of maga is "make America govern autocratically".
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by Grump Is Garbage Report this comment
You can't blame people for commenting on politics these days, given how important what is going on is. What's tragic is that so many remain stuck on the blob of toxic sewage that is Dump. Cheers to those who are able to break out of that cult, like Michael Cohen did. Massive shame on those who remain in it.
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by Brian Kelly Report this comment
Too right, Observer. Maybe they should stop feeding the troll who's basically only here to cause trouble and take a look at the parodies themselves to judge the talent there.
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Isn't it strange everyone is keen to get into political wars on this site, yet nobody wants to comment on all the good talent that is going to waste on this site. There are quality parodies submitted every day by Duc4AmIRight, the_conqueror_of_parodies, Glynn Leaney and occasionally The Parody Author yet nobody gives two hoots about the said authors.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Observer Report this comment
Isn't it strange everyone is keen to get into political wars on this site, yet nobody wants to comment on all the good talent that is going to waste on this site. There are quality parodies submitted every day by Duc4AmIRight, the_conqueror_of_parodies, Glynn Leaney and occasionally The Parody Author yet nobody gives two hoots about the said authors.
"Hans & Franz," Ben Dunn Under the Sun parody of "Vanz Kant Danz,"John Fogerty, Comment by SNL Viewer Report this comment
Heh. I remember that one time when they had Danny Devito playing a gym coach Hans and Franz had just hired to run the gymnasium franchise they were founding, and he proved to be a bit... over-zealous in his responses to their detractors: "You should be DEAD, you hear me? DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!" [Tries to attack the camera as Hans and Franz restrain him.]
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
Nope. What's pathetic is how you Biden rimmers keep trying to project alll your traits onto us. It's you baby-butchering child-molesting Climate Cultist pedofaggotranny-pandering traitors with your lips sewn to illegal White House occupant Pedo Joe's rectum who are the cancerous polyps on America (and in fact on all of humanity), not America's last legitimately elected President Donald Trump, the veritably heroic patriot.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Dump Convictions = Dem Bliss Report this comment
I had an orgasm as Ari Melber of MSNBC read off each guilty count, one by one. It was multiple orgasms.
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by Clump-Cuddling Is A Cancer Report this comment
It's pathetic how magaTs continue to reveal themselves as cancerous polyps in the colon of their cult leader. Their derangement is so profound.

May 31, 2024

"Zoom," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Bloom,"Troye Sivan, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Maybe not that specific song (I've got a massive list of songs to do with a big ol' rigamarole of how I get to them) but I could possible expand on the subject matter a bit. Maybe one about focusing on what the background extras are up to, one about where the details aren't up to snuff. Thanks for the suggestion!
"Go On And Scold Scump's Band," eeL deaL parody of "I Want To Hold Your Hand,"Beatles, Comment by Scump Is The Scummiest Report this comment
As a convicted felon, Scump can't own a gun and won't be able to shoot someone on 5th avenue....To those who say he's honest, I say the only thing he's honest about is his lust for his daughter...To those who say he couldn't have gotten a fair trial in NYC, I say could the prosecution have gotten a fair trial in some bumpkin district?... To all magaTs I say, get psychiatric help.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by MagaTs R Morons Report this comment
It's fun to sing that.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Libby Report this comment
See, if Trump weighs the same as a duck... then, he's made of wood!
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Merchan's "hero" Lavrentiy Beria Report this comment
"Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime." (If there's no crime—as in Trump's case—we'll just make something up.)
"Another eeL deaL Despises Conald Grump Song," eeL deaL parody of "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song,"BJ Thomas, Comment by Libby Report this comment
Thin sKKKkinned MAGA acolyte CML has spoken.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by Libby Report this comment
CML, are you really that blind? Your mind is totally FOXed up.
"Guilty: 34," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "When I'm 64,"Beaties, Comment by CML Report this comment
If he is guilty, what is he guilty of? What law did he break? There was no law specified. I'd like to say this was a total kangaroo court result .. but that would be a grievous insult to hundreds of years of Kangaroo Jurisprudence
"Chrystia Freeland," G_RandomPerson parody of "Witchy Woman,"The Eagles, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Or maybe something to the tune of "Desperado"
"Chrystia Freeland," G_RandomPerson parody of "Witchy Woman,"The Eagles, Comment by Arch Vile Report this comment
In comedy there is usually a phrase the power of 3. If you want to keep the Eagles streak going consider "Hotel Laurentian".
"Zoom," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Bloom,"Troye Sivan, Comment by The Parody Author Report this comment
How about using the song 'Fat Larry's Band - Zoom' as part two of this?

May 30, 2024

"Thank Heaven for Little Kids," John A. Barry parody of "Thank Heaven for Little Girls,"Maurice Chevalier, Comment by Mikhail Tchevalovich Report this comment
Slav Bogy za devotchkiy
"Dieu Merci Pour Les Enfants," John A. Barry parody of "Thank Heaven for Little Girls,"Maurice Chevalier, Comment by Tariq al Zonii Report this comment
Hamdu lahih Lil banat sughir
"Another eeL deaL Despises Conald Grump Song," eeL deaL parody of "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song,"BJ Thomas, Comment by CML Report this comment
So, the new standard here is .. not only can one harbor relentless and endless pathological hatred to a certain group, one can even take pride in it. Wonder if this applies to everyone here. I think I'll find out.

May 29, 2024

"What a God-Awful World," Glynn Leaney parody of "What a Wonderful World,"Louis Armstrong, Comment by Acro Report this comment
MAGA: Moron Arriving with Garbage Agenda
"What a God-Awful World," Glynn Leaney parody of "What a Wonderful World,"Louis Armstrong, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
If you think things are bad now, just wait: I hear some in your governments are already talking about reintroducing you Euro-peons to the age-old concept of conscription; because drafting a lot of cannon fodder for a desperate last stand is what WINNERS do (like, y'know, Ukraine is doing).
"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden," CML parody of "Tales Of Brave Ullyses,"Cream, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
"Wackeau" is a reference to a few weeks ago when the opposition leader Pierre Poilievre was booted from the House of Commons for calling Trudeau a Wacko.

May 28, 2024

"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden," CML parody of "Tales Of Brave Ullyses,"Cream, Comment by MAGA Report this comment
For the record, G_RandomPerson, we on the life-liberty-and-pursuit-of-happiness-loving right call the far-left free-speech-hating fascist running your country "Turdeau" down here in the USA.
"Trump From Both Sides Now," Michael Pacholek parody of "Both Sides Now,"Joni Mitchell, Comment by Awaken Woke Report this comment
1)we owe them too much money, thanks to prior administrations, also, https://usafacts.org/state-of-the-union/crime-justice/ --it all depends on which crimes you want to spotlight 2)back this up with the numbers committed by immigrants. 3)it was? Specifics. 4)watch how he putters down, and what does Der Pope have to do with this? Bye.
"Works for Streaming," Duc4AmIRight parody of "Food for Fuel,"Nadine Stah, Comment by Duc4AmIRight Report this comment
As usual, no-one has commented.
"Nikki’s A Loser Trumper," Pol Potlatch An' Pals parody of "Rikki Don't Lose That Number,"Steely Dan, Comment by Pol Potlatch An' Pals Report this comment
Thanks for your comment.
"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden," CML parody of "Tales Of Brave Ullyses,"Cream, Comment by CML Report this comment
I mean think about. The way Duke called everybody "Pilgrim" . That's clearly a reference to "The Odyssey"
"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden," CML parody of "Tales Of Brave Ullyses,"Cream, Comment by G_RandomPerson Report this comment
Why would I believe my eyes over you? Here's why, as a Canadian, I have lived through the past 8.5 years of a "Wackeau" Liberal government, and it has not been fun. Scandal after scandal, the carbon-tax which hikes the price of everything, because when you tax the farmers, they raise the price, when you tax the truckers, they also raise the price, and the consumer pays it. Then the government spends the taxpayer money on useless things, millions of dollars to fund a temporary Canada 150th Birthday Skating Rink for example.
"Tales of Crazed Joe Biden," CML parody of "Tales Of Brave Ullyses,"Cream, Comment by CML Report this comment
Thanks all .. With the possible exception of Ryan. Not sure where he's going with that ... And Porfle, do you think The Duke would approve. They say he was a big fan of both Greek Mythology and Clapton ;-D