Not play nice? Moi? Why, you make it sound like I’m not the most upstanding, well-regarded member of this fine community. Also, no idea who this “Rob” guy is, but if you’re confusing me with him, he must be UNBELIEVABLE

Alright Bob/Rob - you're playing nice here, let it B so for future OWNs too and we'll C.

Briefly, both bountiful but belligerant. Big bellweather. 555

I blame YOU for making me laugh!

So when do we send Obama and Sharpton to live on some teenie weenie island somewhere?

Who doesn't like ice cream? 555!

My wi-fi signal got weakened by a low-flying airplane. #TRUMPSFAULT.

:D (y)

You know on second thought, we could really use more parodies like this.

He also left a toilet seat up, that monster!

I'm also sure that where there was a sign saying "Do Not Stand On Grass" I saw Trump STANDING ON THE GRASS!

We need to IMPEACH!

B-E-A-utiful! Nice to meet you meet you Bitter Bob! Hope you stick around and play some more rounds with us!

Ok, Porfle, I see you haven't lost your sanity, nor has your name been hijacked. Experimentation is good for the artistic soul. I won't ever read this one again, but you still have my admiration and respect. Olive branch? :)

Delightful, demanding due devotion!

When you know she wants the "D". Clever writing here

BY THE GLOWING CANDLELIGHT ROADKILL FOR DINNER TONIGHT,CANT TELL WHAT IT WAS,ITS ALL COVERED WITH FUZZ,SO SOMEONE LIGHT THE GRILL' TONIGHT WERE HAVING ROADKILL,ITS WAS A OPOSSUM NOT PLAYING DEAD' ALL I DO IS CUT OFF THE HEAD'

bases are loaded its a full count,Albert is up to bat to account and he hits right over the fence,and the scoring will now comence,jimmy got lenny got the gate the ptarmigan won 7 to 8

Like old times, guys. I'm in Washington now. Still with the weird songs duncansong.sanitycruz,com

Rudolph gose to rehab needs to be detoxified

UNA PALOMA BLANKA IM JUST A BIRD IN THE SKY,UNA PALOMA BLANKA I'M GOING CRAP IN YOUR EYE

Actually, this is hardly the most extreme of the several gross-out parodies I've done over the years. And yes, I toss off the occasional non-gem just for fun--and will continue to do so! Alphabet, you're in my will.

Just ignore Rob's morality troll comments - he used the word "porn" himself in a song title the other day for click bait so he's hardly (ha-ha) in a position to teach anyone about morals - then again I guess that's why he's using 666 different aliases to pretend there's a religious watchdog militia patrolling this (PARODIES FOR FRAKS SAKE) site.

Can't go wrong with a food parody for the raw start, even Weird Al did that I think. As for what do write next, check the top of Amiright for the new One Week Challenge presented (every) Friday (to Friday).

Boob me up Scotty... ehh... Jenny?

Well to start with, it's definitely the best "Let It Be" parody of the day -- always good to see you around here Rick

Logan,you might want to parody the songs you know best or ones that are forever popular. You used Taylor Swift for this one. Maybe do more from her discography. "22" could become "Hard to Chew" or "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together" could become " Baby, It would be Better Using Crack Together" as an example!!! I lead New Song Names in the Song Word Play section below. Check it out by artist first name. GL, Logan. I hope you make it to 10 fast to get on the board :))

I am hungry tummy tum tum,i hav,nt eatenn in three days tummy tum tum,i won the lottery tummy tum tum,im going McDonalds now to fill my tummy tum tum,tummy tum tummy tum tum to stop the hunger pangs in my tummy tum tum

Thank you for your feedback Rob! I’m glad that you like it! Like you, I also absolutely LOVE my steaks XXX. What song do you want me to parody next? Let me know!

DOPE IS FOR DOPES,DRUGS IS FOR DUMMIES,THAT WHY IN HOLLYWOOD,THEY TAKE LSD

Here's a speedy vote for you coming in at Mach 5.55! (I know, bad pun)

Going to be a long winter waiting two years for GoT to start up again :)

Dead ant...dead ant...

I don't see anything blasphemous or in bad taste here. It reads to me as an illustration of the ongoing conflict between polarized religious philosophies. If I am right about that, I dig your concept, Delta421. Sure, it's not funny, but that's not the point here.

Best song parody ever!

While I disagree that this is blasphemous, it still is in bad taste. Not many people IMHO will high five this. But here's 3-3-3 from me.

Utter rubbish!

You can't go wrong with a parody about meat- 555! I like my steaks XXX Rare, pooling red. As a kid, my brother and I often ate raw steak meat. Nothing ever happened... despite our mom's dire warnings and Jewish dietary law quotes from the Bible (we were German). Read Matthew 15:11.

Not funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO,I'VE CALLED THEIR PHONE NUMBER' AND THEY'LL BE COMING FOR YOU

You're caught up in Bedroom Ants!

The Quiet Storm that is Blaydeman has returned! Given R. Kelly's personal history, I would have instead made room for some Barry White, but that was some smooth stuff.

Welcome back Blaydeman. Now I know where you've been for the past 8 months you sly dog ;-) Hope to get you out of the Bedroom and into the Study to give us some more

TRICK OR TREAT' SMELL MY FEET' GIVE ME SOMETHING GROSS TO EAT' ROAD KILL DEER,SNAKE ALL SMEARED,OPOSSUM DEAD IS'NT APPEAR

Wow, thanks everybody! And Agri, I know I should ignore the voting, but I disagree that it’s meaningless— more ones means we-all-know-who is more threatened so I can’t say I’m not a little disappointed at a measly five sets of ones (plus the hilarious twos and threes to make it look “realistic”). But anyway thanks again all, hopefully this will jumpstart me a bit

I'll just echo what everyone else is saying, Claude. Probably SOTY for 2017, unless I .... (sound of paper shuffling as I check my voluminous 2017 archives) ... nah, I got nothing

No, Honey Bunches of Oats is better!

PLEASE STOP WITH YOUR MOP, POPS! IT'S NOT TOPS!

Alpha Skua? A dominant sea bird? More like a nutter f*ckwit. I bet Nutty Bird is him too as they post at the same times! What a freakin' loser!

First time of a LMAOAEFWT (laugh my ads off eyes filling with tears) on this site in ages. Well done, Claude. Well done. Disregard the ratings, they don't mean anything anymore.

Thanks all!

THE AUNTS GO MARCHING A SHOPPING A SHOPPING,THE AUNTS GO MARCHING A SHOPPING A SHOPPING,THE AUNTS ALL GO TO WALMART,TV.s DVD"AND SOME ART,AND THEY ALL MARCH ALL TOWN DOWN KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I'm sure there's a kazoophile-ophobia joke to made here somehow.

(Artistry) As someone who weirdly hasn't seen UHF yet, I can say that this tale of a hilariously enthusiastic janitor works just as well without the idea of it being Stanley Spadowski. Fantastic parody here, 555!

Good, old-fashioned and well-fashioned fun parody. I can picture the scene. Great twists on the original song and story. I really enjoyed this one. Liked the line about "bread in the jar".

DASHING THROUGH THE JUNGLE IN A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLIEGH,THROUGH THE TREES WE GO YELLING ALL THE WAY,JANE IS IN THE SEAT,BOY IS DRESSED ALL NEAT,CHETAS AT THE REIGHS,TARZAN SWINING BY,JUNGLEBELL,JUNGLEBELLS,JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE INA ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH,JUNGLEBELLS,JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE INA ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH. This is the Tarzan version

Raisin Bran for the win! 5s

Give me cinnamon toast crunch anytime!

Beware Big Brothers Monitoring you

Welcome back Claude, this is why we missed you! Great to see Rick too, who got me recording before I was recording! This is fantastic, worth the 15 year wait.

Hey wow! Thanks Matthias! And Rick Duncan, holy crap indeed! Thanks for the comments, it's just like old times. Except these days we know exactly who the "ones guy" is....ha,ha! Do your dance, little monkey! I wanna see double digits by the end of the day

Thanks 2LD4U. Grape-Nuts is just horrible!

BRILLIANT!

Holy Crap! Fifteen years? I check here now and then to visit you guys, and I tell my friends about this site. when they say, Rick, you are good at this, I say, there's this mailman from Chicago who has me beat. (And Johnnie D, and Phil and Spaff, and John Barry, etc...

Really needed to read along with the original to fully appreciate; very very clever with some very funny lines as well -- "prance on chunky victims" as a sub for "dance the funky chicken" made me laugh, as did the part about not needing to train flies. Will be bumping the score up in my ridiculous, self-important, ill-advised vanity top ten contest on the message board

This was incredible! One of the funniest parodies I've read in a looooooooooooong time! I like how you played with the original song about being a Piano Man who everybody loves into a Kazoo Guy who everybody hates! Twisting some of the original song's lines too which were odd when Billy Joel sang them but everybody gave him a free pass because he's talented such as "it sounds just like a carnival!" "And they sit at the bar / And put bread in my jar!" and "wearing a younger man’s clothes". Good job modernizing this too with "U totally triggered me, bro". Start to finish pure brilliance!

YOU ALL COME AND HEAR ABOUTT MAN NAMED TED,HIS GIRL FRIEND NOW DEAD,GOT DRUNK AND IS THE CHAPAQUETIC STREAM,AND HE HOPE IT ALL S A BAD DREAM

It does feels that way at times.

They gonna get married.

ITTSY BITTSY SPIDER COMING DOWN ITS THREAD,GOT ALL RAIDATED AND IT WOULD SOON BE DEAD,BIT PETER PARKER RIGHT UPON HIS HAND,NOW PETER PARKER IS NOW SPIDERMAN

Zoom Through the streets Vroom,vroom,vroom,on motor bike is Dr Doom

Looks like something Hayley Geftman-Gold would write.

Check out American history some time. The Klan was the military arm of the Democratic Party. The Republican Party was the party of emancipation and voting rights.

I Want to catch a pikachua spearow and a pidgey to,A Meowth, and jiggy puff and well t ahst not enough

I thought spam wasn't allowed on amiright! "rimshot" 455

An explanatory intro would have been good. Not all parodies need to be attempted masterpieces if a writer's normal output is good. Sometime you need to practice on a subject before hitting the right OS to tackle it better.

Little irl i can remember Captian Kangaroo

Purple Pumpkin is a total dip-wad

Stereotyping is so not cool. 1's

TerribleSLX

@Alphabet, It's one thing when some no-nothing noobie comes on with an attempt to make us all cringe. I have been a huge admirer and supporter of Porfle since his or her appearances here several years ago. But this is a huge misstep. @Teacher, I don't give a hoot.

I can see the guys from The I.T. Crowd singing this song while messing with their customers! Good work here. Funny stuff!

By all means, let's dump on Porfle Popnecker, the most talented parodist to show up at Amiright in this decade. I'm sure that's the key to reviving this place. After all, the guy thrives on negativity

I applaud the work you did here but this was littered with typos that brought me out of the moment because I needed to decipher what you were saying.

^ Agrimorfee, is this really you? The grammar and spelling mistakes are appalling. The above should read: Porfle, is this really you? I seriously think you have gone off the deep end. DKTOS, but what in heaven's name were you thinking when writing this? You should be ashamed of yourself! This is the text equivalent of those spazzoid, offensive YouTube poop videos that my son loves but loses his viewing privileges over. You have seriously shocked and nauseated me.

Porfle is this really you? I seriously think you have gone off the deep end.DTKOS but what in heaven's name were you thinking when writing this? You should be ashamed of yourself! This is the text equivalent of those spazzoid, offensive YouTube Poop videos that my son loves and loses his viewing prviliges over. You seriously have shocked and nauseated me.

Hi. No, and now I’m embarrassed to be all pedantic— I just enjoyed it so much it jumped out at me that I expected a rhyme for chief. But I haven’t heard the original in a long time so I could totally be wrong so never mind haha

Thanks, Claude. Lately he's been King of Un-dos, not Re-dos yet. Did you mean Law Suits and D.C. don't rhyme?

"I don't care! We're not having an anatomically correct snowman in our front yard!"

Dose anyone remember then doing Puttin in the Ritz in the movie YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,YOU LIVE IN A ZOO,YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY,AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TO

You blew it when you brought Chloe Grace Moretz into this pile of garbage. 1's

is all you guys for real. I hope you all know Barney is a kid show, and you all don´t have to watch that show if you don´t like it. you all saying you all watched it and you watched it so much that you all got tired of it that you hate it. Remember this show is only for kids and if you don´t like it go and watch something you like. don´t pick a kid show and make fun of it, they are learning from it. so go find something to do instead of killing a kid show .