Ahhhhhh.... Great parody Kristof! One of the best this month I'd say (Which is the usual from you). I liked the "Thing on"/ "Klingon" rhyme and the "Elvish" rhyme to "Elvis" in the original. Very Kinky, and Naughty and Just the way I like it!

Lost me a bit on this one Phil. Don't know anything about Arthur C Clarke I had heard of "2001 A Space Odyssey", and "Robin Hood", but that's about it. So I commed you on parodying this song, because it's a very challenging song to pull off, but you lost me here. Sorry pal.

I was hoping for a Shopaholic satire here. This isn't bad, but the Paris Hilton lifestyles parodies are getting a bit tired. I did like a few of the lines in this parody however such as, "My wallet's got a need for speed", and "Dad's credit cards fulfil my needs".

thanks phil

thanks serafina, ferragamo, JB, larry and lucidlupin lee bee

thanks TJC....i wrote one to this same title about gulliver quite a while back

Such anger, angst, and amusment! (Oh and don't forget that other A-word "Asses")

great song, Cleveland does suck, amen.

The Accountant's Love Song. Very clever with some great puns, and I hated taking accounting class in college so anything that makes fun of accounting is good in my book.

Great

Great

Boozed up

... love the makeup line~!

...tried singing my little girl to sleep with it... :) i love it !

Taste great

I like it! one in my hood goes "I am ice cream man runnin over kids in my ice cream van! If they look at me funny, I run them over and take their money!"

I agree with JJ about the felt/Roosevelt rhyme. Nice job here. 555!

Great

This parody is a real fixer-upper with a lot of potential. I'd start with the pacing, where there are several rough spots. Then I'd nail in some LOL lines to make it funnier. Finally, I'd weed out one of the two mentions of Ikea as it's redundantly repetitive. I'd love to see the fixed up version!

/applaud

LOL Matty, or at the very least, makes you want to stay sober:)

awesome job with that!! um, i was wondering if i can use it for my health project, perhaps... thanks

It's too bad Joba Chamberlain hung his head when David Dellucci hit a game winning home run against him. Maybe he would have learned to show some class in victory or defeat.

Your an ass.

Funny idea, but your grammar left me a bit puzzled. I know I'm the last one who should be talking about grammar, but phrases like, "That rocks off thing", "Get me a buy", and "Give at turns head" were a bit off in my opinion. You have some great ideas Guy, and I don't want you to get pissed off and yell at me again, but you just need to work on grammar just like me.

From the title I expected maybe Gullivers Travels, but this was so much more Oz-some!

Great soft-spoof'in! You are hereby upgraded to *52* street

Very funny and... duh... fragrant!

This was Okie Dokie by me!

Great OS choice. I'm not that familer with the early Star Wars and I don't remember Jedis being able to shoot lightning out of their fingertips during any of the later ones (And is that usually a Sith power anyways? Shouldn't it be "Sith Lightning"?) Still not bad, I liked "It's not crock, you'll get a shock"

A radio station in Indianapolis, Indiana was playing this song back in 1999-2000, about construction on 465 outerbelt. I'd like to find this song.

Sam Huff was a linebacker for the Giants from 1956 to 1964, the championship was played between the Giants and the Packers in the end of 1962 in which the Packers won 16-7 where Huff gets depressed some times later. The last part of this answer is fictional since I highly doubt Huff would start huffing cats.

It's parodies like these that make me wish that I was gay.... I guess if you don't have sex with rabbits you should be fine on not having this many children, you never did mention that the person giving birth is human (And one night stands are usually drunk flings so it's highly possible she is).

Not exactly hilarious. It's really short, and there's not really a good killer line in there, but it is pretty cute, I'll give it that.

Awesome parody, and very challenging OS to parody, because the OS is already so funny! But you did a great job with this one. Some of the lines seemed a bit off pace, but other than that this was a great, great parody.

Awesome original song... And one of your best parodies only one thing left me confused and that was the line about playing the Packers. I don't see how that fit in with the entire theme of cat huffing.

Wow... A 60's Dolly song... How old is this chick? Anyways.... This was a very good parody, and like I said I can totally relate to the meaning behind this song. This is actually a pretty good OS too, very Motown sound to it.

It's always fun to find the inner joke in your parodies. "Here YOU come AGAIN" (heh, heh, heh). It's kinda like a game for the reader to find out how Rex switched around the meaning this time. Great stuff Rex.

Again... This was a great parody! One of your best in my opinion. The inclusion of some of the lines in the original worked pretty well in your parody such as "soft-hearted woman", and "half a mile wide". All in all great.

I'm still loving this one. You've got this redneck's approval, even Jeff Foxworthy would be jealous of these redneck jokes.

Another drunken Dolly Parton song... Booze must be a top topic for country parodies.

I'll drink to that. I agree with Kristof the fact that you did the drunken theme to Dolly Parton is great. Very much like your Cow-Tippin' theme to Garth Brooks.

Here's the right set of lyrics to my awesome vid! xaykogeki.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/madtv-arent-asians-great/

That's why Bobby Lee is doing the parody. He's Asian. You have license to make fun of your own race. What becomes really controversial is when someone does a parody of someone not of their race. Like a Jewish guy making fun of an African American, or an Italian making fun of Asians. But Mr. Blonde, no response to the lyrics accuracy? I listened to a YouTube broadcast of it with your lyrics side-by-side; you've made some serious botches.

Wank Tits Nob Suck Me Off Eat My Anus Piss Cakes

Thanks to the 2 voters who never left a comment!

(SOTM) This was great... great!

(SOTM) Don't know much about the namesake but was a good read.

(SOTM) Don't spend all these 555s at once!

(SOTM) 555 Ass-kisses!

(SOTM) Very good

(SOTM) Still great and erm... great!

(SOTM) Excellent!

(SOTM) Very good and has some truth in it as well!

(SOTM) Very good!

(SOTM) As per my first comment

(SOTM) Good.

Beautiful Cubs subs!

ALL OF U GUYS SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST, AFI IS ONE OF THE WORST BANDS IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!! SECOND, THE LEAD SINGER GUY EVEN ADMITTED TO BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT MEANS HE IS (YOU WILL NEVER GUESS.......................) GAY! THIRD, DEFENDING YOUR REASONS FOR LIKING THIS BAND DEFINETLY SHOULD GO PAST "GO KILL YOURSELF", "GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC", AND "YOU CANT SPELL". FOURTH, HOW IN SAM HELL DOES A HOMOSEXUAL BAND SUCH AS THIS SAVE YOUR LIFE?!?!?!?!?!? REALLY!!!!! YOUR MORE WHINEY AND DRAMATIC THAN THE BAND MEMBERS THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FIND SOME BETTER MUSIC TO LIKE, YOU FLAMING EMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I sense 'Trail of Tears'?

Thank you, TJC yes, Bob Droll...whatever happened to him, anyway...maybe he should run for prez again

Good one Alvin (better late than never here ;) )

Damn howd I miss this? Awesome job ,5s LOL YMZ as the code

[channeling Bob Dole ] I hole-partedly endorse this parody!

100 WOW!! Great parody...shoukd get it recoreded

:-D... Brilliant title sub, well-executed. And I'll echo what Ag said - I wanted this to go on

Extremely well written

I have never heard the song before but as far as the rhymes go you couldn't have done a better job. Nice work.

thanks peregrin

That is very good. Classically funny. Great job!

thanks PL, agri and michael

Good, little spoof, Steven. I think both parties are to blame for the farm subsidy mess. On your cartoon link, today's cartoon is the first one shown, but it is obvious that you are referring to the 5/8/08 masterpiece.

Maybe this year, maybe not, indeed. Good stuff, MP, particularly the "felt/Roosevelt" couplet.

Very good, appropriate substitutions, particularly Wright for white.

It has been, and will probably continue to be, an interesting campaign. Well chronicled, Mr. Ledbetter, particularly the black/ back,/lack/hack quartet.

Great title switch...funny story telling and all around top shelf writing...glad to see this good old classic C/W song on here

There should be comments on this by now...maybe if I leave the first one people will notice.

Appreciation to alvin, agrimorfee, UKV, and Jason

Thanks to alvin, UKV, and to Jason

You'll never get away with it, fatass!

I swear one day! I will squeeze the s*** out of Spongebob, throw him in the fire, and have old-school Nickelodeon take over the network. THAT'S RIGHT! THERE WILL BE NOTHIN' BEYOND THE F**KIN' 90S'! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

"gasp" you take that back Cody!!! it seems Disney's the only one trying to stay open!

Awful

thanks LittleDottieCakes...glad ya enjoyed....thanks AFW, jason and 2eagle....indeed

Cowboy Dave for ~PRES~ 'cuz he's the best in the West ! . . . You'll always have my vote & my Heart, Sir.

You shouldn'd make fun of anorexy! Anorexy it's a dangerous ill, you shouldn't laugh at it! I know what I say, cause I've been through it! It's horrible for us that people talk about it and laugh!

Watch out for those poppies!

Sounds like Snow White's getting a little grumpy. When she used to get a little Grumpy, a little Bashful, a little Happy... Oh, come on, surely somebody else was thinking that!

I liked it. Ashley and Rachel, my twin baby nieces, liked it. As for my evil twin brother, well, last I checked he's still out of commission. (See "Total Eclipse of Bernard.") And who cares what he thinks anyway.

DKTOS (I despise Pink Floyd), but the essence of the words rings true. And Dick Young's words gave off plenty of essence, if ya know what I mean. Young was a great writer once, but he became a bitter old man. Sort of like Mike Lupica at today's Daily News, except Lupica slurps the Mets and hates the Yankees.

Politics aside, on merit this was very good with some terrific rhymes. And Jason, I am shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that you've wasted a brain cell or two wondering what that... what that would think about anything.

Sorry it took me so long to find this, but it was worth the wait! And I've got a feeling we don't know the half of what went on there, so you may get enough material for a sequel!

Speak of the devil (or at least the New Jersey Devils fan)... John, they might MAKE 46 percent, but they sure as hell don't EARN that much. Melaine, the smirk has left. It left in November 2006. Alas, the Smirker is still there, but hang in there. We've survived 91 percent of this illegitimate Administration. Not long now.

257 more days...

Welcome back Raddy! This is very good.

I echo LadyCupCakes' commment.

Land of the 555s

Quite a unique slant on this..

Pretty good. 555

I echo Alvin's comment

Thanks Mr K!

Sir, any room for a little 'gentle combat' ?? I do have a set o'leather Combat boots, along with my FishNets . . . .

Oh, these nippy Spring Nights, here in norCAL. Line I Love: . . . "Summer flings that stop at the seams! " I better get out my sewing machine, & double 'em !!

Sir, this is very good politically & quite parodeLicious! But I am not familiar with the ~OS~.

Oh, ~Captain Rip2~ your fire I want tonight ! But, Sir, just how many V's will it take to ignite?

Sir Alvin, Duke o'Swerve, she may want ' Toto' as well! I loved this theme: Terriers, Kansas, tornedos, JudyG, Witches, sparkling shoes & Little People!

Sir Leo, this is very funny! Always did love Johnny Rivers, and now this 'agent' of fragrance is tops! Loved the line: . . . You've dialed OSHA and they've taken down his name! . . . .CRAZY and Cabo-Wabo !!

Sir Guy, ~Lord of Political Parody~, this really hits the current scene, right on, Sir ! Quite the truth, it be. . . . Oh, thanks to thee!

why should i stop writing songs? are they really that bad?

Don't you wish Dylan wrote one more verse just so we could hear more of this parody? 555

Strictly ballroom, Malky. 555

. . . Cowboy Dave ?? . . . Is that you ? You always did love those B-wings!

This was cute, where there were actual changes to the song...really, you need to change A LOT more before this could be considered a good parody. Good luck!

. . . Sir. . . . I'm afraid to even click on this ! . . .

You got your humor-level up! 555

Good one, Jase! Nice to see you tackling politics, especially London's shambolic transport policy. Well done, sir. 555

love the mental imagery of lucifer in the kitchen...lol

great concept and execution....love it

hilarious...especially liked the porcupine line, and the not being able to open a door

Nice.

thanks john

Honestly, I'm a little puzzled by the last half of the song. You're not talking about a guy who smells bad, just a guy who smells like flowers.

Brilliant parody, excellent syllable-matching!

They must've slipped you in just ahead of my comment, last night...thanks to you, also, TJC

It's rad, raddog! Have you heard about the Amiright Idol contest? You might want to participate, come to the message board at http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32272.0 for details. Keep up the good work.

Very fun wordplay, TJC. I particularly like 'manthraxed,’ a word you appear to have coined, which works well here.

Excellent job of maintaining the dance theme while working in a lot of different styles and humor. Definitely near the top of the list of best Bo Rhap parodies.

In this country we're way too kind to our nest-feathering MPs: suspended from the house for ten days, made to pay back roughly a quarter of what one of his children was paid.. and that's it. Grr...
Thanks JJ & TJC

I like and agree with your biblical reference. But, Melanie, it sounds like there is no Mr. Lee in the picture, which means you should be very wary of Mr. Pacholek and other AmiRight liberal parodists in the NY area who might like to collaborate on parodies and stuff with you.

What Steve K said, plus profits are also divvied through dividends and increasing stock prices; so, as more and more employees own 401K plans, they benefit from their employers' profitability.

Very good spoof of T-Mobile and all other bovine-sounding cell phone providers.

Very timely and accurate assessment. Never underestimate the political skills of the Clintons, but it appears the best Hillary can hope for is VP>

Very good spoof of politics as usual. Thanks for the links.

Very good parody with many clever substitutions.

Very good Xerox line and parody. The subject of this parody might be so happy he's beside himself.

If SW refused to listen to their advice and bites the apple anyway, she doesn't deserve to hobnob with the dwarfs anymore. But very clever title sub and good parody.

Ha ha so funny rotflol

My thighs are sweating at the memories. I really hummed along with BF singing here. Bet he wish he had these lyrics!

flowed nicely Malcolm, and was really easy to follow and it was interesting! 5's

Very well synchronised. Your domestic habits are without repute.

Well judged

Of course - the Handyman can. An underacknowledged genius. Well done MP - you have finally properly recognised "the man".

Very funny, very original, and fun original song to work with TJC

I resemble this parody... Nichole... it's time for your close-up with this 'Five-X' lens...

hi didn't see you when I posted my silly thing.

Can you hear these fives?

Don't believe a cannibal when he says to "come dressed for dinner..." Hungry now - for some more of M&P's delectable delights! Excellent job :)

Appreciate the comments, alvin, AFW, PlunderPrincess and Sheep Trick... and thanks for your 'foreski...', I mean, 'fore-bearance'!

Ewe ROCK TJC.

Blended cheeses tickled my taste buds,too, but the variations on "place that's the best" line were great too.

Great

Omg XD Poor person whose POV this song takes place from!

This one was so in tune with the original, this was a great one towards the end, and you are the only one that had an amazing story line in this round IMHO, I don't know if it helps, but you are likely going to get my 1st place vote with this one.

VERY clever, VERY well paced. I like the Hitler mention, I saw this as more loser than emo, but hey I'm not picky when it comes to that, it works for btoh and you got me a few good chuckles there. Nice mention of Mister Mr. in there too.

Puked out the 5ives

Alright, well. . .I am a food parodist regular and I have to say that, well, this one was ok to me, but it wasn't really out there, no BOOM lines you know? Paced near perfect, and great job on the rhyme scheme.

Thanks for catching that IB, as it is what I was going for with that:) This one is one of my strongest performers as a recording, still a top 20 song and almost a half a year old now.

Hmm, seems this one was hard to pace well for you as well. I kinda got the idea, but not among my TCOP favorites. The first verse was particularly off for me, but still good idea to a great OS (well to me anyway:)

(Artistry) Well, I thought it was creative as an idea but I have to admit upon reading it your execution was off. It paces technically, but it is kinda off stressed for me. It seems perhaps your execution on this one was a tad rushed buddy.

"Mom is in the Dorm"...wasn't that a Doors song ?
I liked this.You have some good images and some suspense as well as "Mom" gets closer. Good job.

Great effort on a tough OS. My first smile came at "macaroooooOOON"
Also "chomping shanks of pork in tuuuuune"

Thank you, Rex...no, no A-bio here, thank God...just a nightmare scenario...and thanks, LCM..Cowboy cash register..good way to put it

Ditto alvin's observation and LCM's sentiments!

Thank you, TJC, and LCC

Good job. Again proof that there is no place like home. I too chuckled at "...we got a winner"

I still like it. The "running gag" does work for me and you did come up with some clever "midget" subs.

I loved the title-sub and the basic idea. Also, it is enjoyable to actually hear a recording of the parody.
Referring to the length of the song works for me as it sounds like some guy flipping-out on caffine and still trying to think straight.

Sir, L 'Air du Farce, Duke o'Edge, You sound like a Cowboy Cash Register!

L 'Ant Rouge, you are " the boss" with this crazy write, just like my favorite Roman, Tony Danza ! And Tony would laugh !

I dislike the horns that are prmpted by remotes, used by drivers in parking lots walking to their cars!! suddenly a parked car goes off . . . Sir, you 've done a great job, about a very annoying subject !

Sir Dave, lost it , eh?? Here's a little spark o'charge! to light your cell . .

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Twice the votes for this parody! Also, I loved Sir Wolfy's comment about Duke Dudley, the Deadly Duplicator!

This is Great ! I love the line about " when you're a fossil" ! Funny lines and so true, Sir !

thanks TJC and UKV

Yeah, I know just how ~SW~ feels . . . I miss hob- nobbing with tres Vaqueros hermanos de Campagna !

Sir, the line: "Save the Dinosaurs" would make a funny bumper sticker!

. . .I tend to agree, as this lady was a lot like Jayne Mansfield . . . who was no comparison to ~MM~. Bleached platinun hair, doesn't guarantee class!

Sir L'Ai,r you've combined ~saddles & politicians~ so delightfully!. Ay, cohiba !!

sir Malcolm, thiis is a cute way to lmention all the dances . . . I prefer a 'slow dance' in the arms of a strong Cowboy: Elivis's ~DON'T~ is my favorite!

I see you're lookin but not commentin I see you lookin well how is this then?

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Nicely done with yet more arcane references, at least to my Miss South Carolina-esque "U.S-American" provincial brain!

You spend eighteen bucks, 'cause that's all that's left / when wages are garnished to pay off the ex. Very scary, hope it's not autobiographical.

Perfect tune for the song; and you definitely rule in leading edge/timely presidential 'Gene' therapy with this one and other recent topical submissions!

he he

Excellent--I did a double take!

Great fun and no small feet here...

Britney's come back song... 5's!

No enui here...5's

thanks AFW...i think either spelling flies

Frank and funny....Did my yesterday's entry help sperm this idea? :)

Good spearin'

Fives for Seven of those little guys...I always thought it was dwarfs...I never realized the plural might be dwarves

Tricky idea, very well done