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January 22, 2017

"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
In Chronological order of claim. The Foo Fighters appeared over France in November '44 and were documented by the 415th NFS. They came from the ground and got within 300 ft of bomber and intruder aircraft using an electrostatic discharge weapon to disable the engines and allied warning radars. Speed: 526 mph. They were reported in the NY Times as a German secret weapon and in other newspapers. The Brits called them "Kraut Meteors." Transfers by U-boat meant the Japan received them too and they were sighted by the 20th and 21st BGs by hundreds of airmen. The proof of their existence in in the US military document German Capabilities for 1945 under the US designation Phoo Bomb. They were in fact multiple weapons: AEG Kugelwaffen, WNF Feuerball, ZW Kugelblitz, and anti-radar coated Siefenblasen (Soap Bubbles). Photographic proof exists of them, verified sightings in the ETO, MTO, and PTO, and in the official document mentioned. The electrostatic gun mechanism was discovered by US troops at Oberammergau along with the MK-213 revolver cannon, and Me P.1101 variable wing sweep fighter that became the Bell X-5 postwar. These are solid facts that cannot be disputed. As for Die Glocke, it was an SS project that used Xerum 525 which contained red mercury antimony. It was inscribed with Sanskrit and Runic occult markings. It levitated and ran off an entire power plant. It had to be tethered. Some claim it was an ANGRAV power unit and others a Zeitmaschine. The US Govt initially dismissed it but when pressure was put on over a similar bell-shaped object that fell from the sky over Kecksburg, PA postwar known as the Acorn recovered by US troops, the US Govt reversed its position and claimed the Bell Device not only existed but was a sophisticated X-ray centrifuge. Centrifuges aren't kept in a fortified mineshaft complex and do not levitate! Btw, the USAF after denying German disc craft for 50 years reversed itself in 1995 and admitted them. Avro Canada disclosed 16 German designs considered when Dr. Richard Miethe led their programs. And 7 German disc engineers applied for disc patents post-1955 when aviation was allowed again in West Germany!!! My book covers all of this, so stop wasting my time. All the BIOS, CIOS, FIAT, and other military documents are fully cited there. You are sadly unaware of real history. And finally the Roswell craft was German too. A Horten Ho-X design 3 built in the US along with a Horten Parabola copy and 5 Zippermayr Pfeil razorwing prototypes. I can guarantee you know nothing of these craft. My dad saw them firsthand.My book covers them in detail.
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by P. Kurtz Report this comment
Re: Die Glocke. The most incredible of the Nazi Wunderwaffen, known as Die Glocke, which means the Bell, is said to have been a saucer shaped aircraft, usually powered by a pair of rotating drums containing a mysterious iridescent purple liquid. It is this family of Nazi flying saucers, known by various nicknames and designations, that most of the Wunderwaffe mythology certers around. In all of the data and materials captured by the occupying forces, nothing remotely like the Bell was ever discovered, alluded to, or even imagined. There is, quite simply, no record indicating that anything like it existed, outside of the undocumented claims made by a number of authors and individuals decades later.
As for "Foo Fighters," their sightings by Allied pilots have been dismissed as the appearance of electrical discharge (St. Elmo's fire) from their own wingtips, while the pilots were experiencing vertigo.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Melonia Report this comment
#287) Evil, O evil! - live olive. #288) No melt - lemon. b) No cider. Red icon.
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Rob - cool, Rob! I'll be on the lookout for it! and good on ya, mate, for explaining the origins of the "Black Messiah" thing. like I said, race probably wouldn't be brought up, if it hadn't been used as a tool to ensure Obama's victory!
Passing Out - if you're still conscious to read this, I just figured that the parody authors here had the guts to use their own screen names when commenting. with perhaps, the exception of yourself. assuming that you do in fact, post parodies here.
Leftist - oh boy... here we go:
1. Trump wants to deport ILLEGAL immigrants! ILLEGAL! why do people keep omitting that key word? they are either incredibly stupid, biased, or both!
2. what's this "Blacks need to know their place" crap? if someday, a black man/woman were to run for president, and they had good ideals, I would be behind them all the way! the fact of the matter is, had Ben Carson won the Republican nomination, I would've voted for him! or are only Democrats TRUE black people? and any conservative black folks out there are fakers?
3. women need to be suppressed? why? because we didn't take the bait, and vote for a woman, solely for being a woman? give me a woman who thinks she can run the country based on good ideas, and not the fact that she has ta-tas, and I'll support her! Hillary's slogan was "I'm with her" remember? Trump said "I'm with YOU" and the people were more interested in somebody who wanted to help the country, rather than somebody who expected the country to help them. what are the odds?
4. I understand the reality of liberals today, they want to be provided with free everything, and never ever have to work for what they want. they want big, shiny, participation trophies, even if they came in 116th place!
and 5. yeah, so I'm not some stuffy vegan who only watches PBS documentaries. I prefer to be happy! something you're clearly doing a bang-up job on! go back to your coloring books & play-doh now fella, you lost!
Turn Right - CNN is extremely biased and untrustworthy. I am braced for 4 (and hopefully 8,) more years of their crying & moaning!
Larry Hensley - nice one! I made the same joke about Michael Johnson, on my other parody of his! as for Obama, yes, several people say that the worst president WAS Jimmy Carter, but Obama topped him! on that note, several people say that Ronald Reagan was the best! thank you for the positive comment, however! :)
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
No one is forcing you to read my comments. I don't know and don't care what you want and also don't know and don't care why my comments offend and/or bore you but what use is it to complain about comments on this site? I know you're a troll with no life, but still. Actual authors appreciate my comments, and that's who I write them for. I don't write them for complete losers who are offended and/or bored by everything and then complain/make fun of those comments for no reason
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Thanks Earl (to commenter above Earl: you must really have no life if you have nothing better to do than to make fun of other people's comments. I'm not sorry if I bore you, and the actual authors appreciate my comments.
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^^ Thank You Both!
"Let's Start This Fight Together," Michael Pacholek parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together,"The Rolling Stones, Comment by The Offenders Report this comment
I love the way the alt-right users of this site vote their political opinion instead of the quality of the work. Typical closed minded fools who live for alternate facts in their alternate world. Can't wait until DJT screws them royally and the bellyaching begins. But their 1s translate into 'great job'! Keep up the good work, and stay thirsty my friend!
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I also suggest to anyone who wants to know more about how the Nazis survived past May 8, 1945 read The Red House Report (backed by U S Military Intelligence Report EW-Pa 128 Nov 27, 1944), all available books & materials on the Nazi Werwolf guerilla movement 1945-1947 (SS directed Hitler Youth), the I.G. Farben NW-7 industrial spies that escaped, any references on Odessa or Die Spinne (The Spider) network that smuggled Nazis into South America. There are also new books on the German atomic bomb and Die Glocke (The Bell Device). Germany detonated two mini nukes in 1945 before America. One in January 1945 on the isle of Reugen in the Baltic and the second on March 4, 1945 in Thuringia. The latter blast results are visible from the air and was seen on the TV documentary "Hunting Hitler." The German "Foo Fighters" are verified as well as an EM Cannon in the US military document German Capabilities for 1945 written in 1944. German disc aircraft were admitted by the USAF in 1995 under FOIA request by Jim Wilson of Popular Mechanics, but remain classified until 2020. Jonastal S.III complex classified until 2045 by AEC. My books can be read here:

1) http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/
2) http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/
3) Unusual German Small Arms and Infantry Weapons of World War II is PDF at www.veteranarny.cz
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Genug Davon! Report this comment
^ Rob, you ended your last comment with "I have decades of knowledge you don't have and have life experience with things you will never see and weapons you will never handle nor fire. It's obvious you don't know me." It's that sort of pugnacious and egregious braggadocio that makes many of your comments repulsive and unreadable. Wake up! This behavior is nuts. You hadn't even been challenged. I sincerely hope you are self-aware enough not to reply.
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I was surprised today to find that my Safeway still had some Lucerne eggnog left dated January 31. It's not bad, but still full price at $4 per half gallon. I passed. Bought some Silk Vanilla Soy instead for $3...
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Bryce Report this comment
This was a really entertaining parody. Just missing some πŸ’ on top!
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
KOTH is my favorite show on adult swim! (not counting anime nights.) word on the street is Mike Judge has a new country music-themed show coming out, if this is true, I will be watching!
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Silk Soymilk Nog is pretty good too, if you're put off by the thick texture. nothing on SC of course, but not bad.
"The Lickerish Song," John A. Barry parody of "The Limerick Song,"Miscellaneous, Comment by Senior Limericist Report this comment
U should submit these original verses to OEDLIF.com.
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Edgar Report this comment
Great stuff! Good combos! 5-5-5!
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Yes, even before the declassified releases because every Intel agency was searching for Hitler in 1945. There were no bodies found and no proof of death. The sofa photo with blood just means someone was shot there. The Doppelganger with a head shot wound was not shot through the mouth, so it seems fairly obvious that he was executed. Zhukov had the Red Army and NKVD searched every inch of Berlin for Hitler and Eva. They found nothing. The makeshift airstrip on the Hohenzollerndamm is mentioned by Hanna Reitsch in her books. It's how she got in via Fieseler Storch and out in an Arado 96. The exits were known too. One beneath the bunker to the U6 Underground and shafts leading to Templehof and other platforms near the Tiergarten. The last transmission to Tierra del Fuego was known too. And all witness testimony was retracted as well as contradictory. Bormann was condemned in absentia at the Nuremberg Trials. So nobody believed he was dead either. The newly released information just fills in the blanks... Btw, I specialize in the Third Reich and my father worked as inspector for Intel services. In the 1970s, for example, the US was still working on disc aircraft designs and powerplants of the Reich, mercury ion propulsion, the Peenemunde rail gun, the concept of maglev train by DRG, as well as German stealth before turning to Soviet faceting. RAM and RAS still originate with the Horten Ho-IX. I have decades of knowledge you don't have and have life experience with things you will never see and weapons you will never handle nor fire. It's obvious you don't know me.
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Guys please! Not all brands of eggnog are the same. Some are milky, some are thick. Some are sweet, some just right. Others are flavored to suit a holiday or season. I think many eggnogs are gross, but Southern Comfort rules!!! Placed twice in Top 10 under Huffington Post ratings. Tastes change over time. Give SC a chance to win you over.
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Omni-Science Report this comment
Amazing that you too also know all this.
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by Earl Report this comment
More like a fruitcake ;-)
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks for your input Patrick. I wholeheartedly agree.
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Demolition Derby Ford Pinto Report this comment
ick I hate eggnog
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by TJC Report this comment
The best thing I've seen since Sherman's March!
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
I wrote a few IPASOY's myself a couple years ago, mostly to protest the late Tommy Turtle's criticism of my "American Pie" attempts. I also did a parody of "MacArthur Park" in the voice of Screamin' Jay Hawkins to lampoon the mass production of "I Put A Spell On You" knock-offs. All fair topics, I'm sure. I think I even brought up "Wild Honey Pie" in my epic "If Gordon Lightfoot Sang 'Mary Had A Little Lamb'". My total output over the years I've been on the site is around 270, give or take an accidental repeat or two. Also fewer than 10 under a pseudonym. I see nothing wrong with lampooning a short jingle if it is well-known and the writer can make a point about something or someone noteworthy. I don't see much good in grabbing onto a short song simply for the purpose of inflating numbers. But, everyone here has a different talent, source of inspiration, time to devote to writing. I'm grateful every day that Chuck has provided us with the chance to display our writings and to read what others have written. As always, I would encourage anyone who wants to comment on someone else's parody or point of view to make the attempt to do so in verse.
"Amen #44," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Amen,"Harry Belafonte, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
He bought a house two blocks from the White House. Maybe he's hoping, that like Napoleon, the public will call him back.
"Inauguration," John A. Barry parody of "Anticipation,"Carly Simon, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
May we live in interesting times.
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
Michael lives in New Jersey. That is punishment enough for anyone.
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
And to think, you actually published it before the speech. I noticed he used a couple lines from my parody, too. OS was one of my favorite childhood songs. Your parody is quite funny, too. Trump is going to be a bottomless pit of parody inspiration.
"Nobama!," Callmelennie parody of "Panama,"Van Halen, Comment by Old timer Report this comment
The Media exists to report the news, not interpret it and not to generate it themselves. MSNBC, FOX, and CNN spend entire news cycles generating ideological garbage and spinning the news. In the old days, the news was reported and people made up their own minds what to think based on simple facts. The news talk shows and Specials were separate.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Hal Lelujah Report this comment
#284) Drawn, I sit. Serene rest is inward. #285a) Egad! a base life defiles a bad age. b) Egad! a bare life-defiler. - a bad age. c)Egad! no bare life-defiler - a bondage. #286) Dogma in my hymn. I am God.
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Thanks, everyone :-)
I guess it's no surprise to find out that Trump didn't actually write that outpouring of nationalistic jingoism. And we've already seen the first official lies from the White House, didn't take him long, did it?

It's going to be a long four years...
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Ed, the Derailed Liar Report this comment
Also, #280b) Idyll - a tally, Di.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Ed, the Derailed Liar Report this comment
#280) Oh! cameras are macho. #281) No ill. I'm a million. #282) No. It is opposition. #283) Embargos so grab me.
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Move already Mikey Report this comment
Don't you know that Michael is a true Democrat? All talk and no action!
"Spoilt," Rocky Mak parody of "Loyal,"Dave Dobbyn, Comment by Bay Osborn Report this comment
I thought it was funny, you must of known it was a parody, and you made your decision before you had even heard it, if comedy ain't your thing. Don't listen to it?. I bet Dave didn't mind, its a good song, as is hotel California.. because nothing worse than an opinionated whinges, listen to music, and return your positives to that.. don't listen to comedy your name not into.. I love a laugh... not your flavour, the man can sing, he's clever, and can play with he guitar,,, individualism.... love it.... I love music...like you.. we all can't be the same.... and thank god for that.... My advice watch the news. Good on you GISH,, and others, love to laugh churrrr
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Reader Report this comment
^ BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Dan Hicks Report this comment
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Naked Eyes Report this comment
Promises, promises!

January 21, 2017

"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Larry, No. There never was any photographic nor forensic proof of the April 30th account of Hitler and Eva's death. The official account is falsified by Hugh Trevor-Roper (British war historian) who lied about the witness testimony. He fabricated a false timeline based on reading the Russian interrogation transcripts which had contradictory statements and impossible feats. Consider that the bunker had two levels of heavily reinforced concrete that could hide the sound of a submarine diesel engine running full power. No way anyone on that lower level heard a gunshot behind closed doors. Second, Goebbels was instructed by Bormann before exiting to call two Doppelgangers and a paid actress to the bunker for execution. One was shot in the head and the other murdered above in the Reichschancellory. The female was poisoned. Their bodies were found along with all the shot and poisoned dogs from the bunker. Hitler and Eva were never found by Marshall Zhukov, the NKVD, or Stalin. Stalin admitted to Eisenhower that Hitler had either escaped to Spain or Argentina. Last transmission out of the bunker was to Tierra del Fuego, Argentina. The account given above is from recently declassified FBI, OSS-CIA, US Army, US Government, MI6, Argentine military records, and other European intelligence documents. 16,000 in all which align. Bormann's fate was also falsified. He didn't die on foot near Lehrter Station, hit by artillery. He died in S America too and the red clay on his skeletal remains is not indigenous to either Berlin or Germany. It came from his S American gravesite and is 100% match! Captain Paul Baumgart flew Hitler out on a Ju-52 using the Hohenzollerndamm improvised airstrip Hanna Reitsch used getting von Greim in and later she used to get out of Berlin. In her testimony, she mentioned the strange Ju-52 sitting in reserve when she left the day before Hitler, Eva, Bormann, and Waffen SS bodyguards left. German soldiers were buried postwar in both Spain and Argentina. 30,000 Nazis escaped to Argentina and a total of 250,000 to S America. $39 Billion went with them as well as patents of advanced technology and stolen art. All of this is fact. The claimed Hitler skull fragment was exposed as a hoax in 2004 by DNA. It was of a 40 year old woman! Not even Eva Braun. The Russians now refuse to allow access to a claimed jawbone and the claimed dental account was from one of Hitler's many dentists and from memory!!! All lies.
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Obama was NOT the worst ever by any means, I'd say he was decent on the whole. Didn't know Michael Johnson sang as well as ran in the Olympics (I know, different one but I haven't heard of this one before). In any case, I do believe in giving everyone a chance but don't blindly believe everything will be wonderful or terrible depending on the administration. No one does everything right, no one does everything wrong. Getting back to the song, although DKTOS, still written well
"Today Is When The Future Begins," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young,"Fire, Inc. , Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Don't know how realistic anything he says is, and don't know how we can be a beam since he's really controversial around the world. Although I'm critical of him, I will still give him a chance, and I think everyone needs to do so before passing judgment or praise. This was still a well written parody
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
I don't like the taste but this parody was still fun
"Inauguration," John A. Barry parody of "Anticipation,"Carly Simon, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Wonderful! We needed a parody like this, a nice perspective
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Interesting parody, don't know of the accuracy however (the historical record that has existed all these years is probably accurate)
"Amen #44," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Amen,"Harry Belafonte, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
He was a decent president on the whole in my opinion. He's definitely too full of himself but that's a requirement to be president. Interesting write
"Nobama!," Callmelennie parody of "Panama,"Van Halen, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Why can't any news be not extremely opinionated is my question? In any case interesting write
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Yes, more new songs, nice to see this. I'm not familiar with this but this was entertaining 5's
"Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)," Callmelennie parody of "Tubthumping,"Chumbawamba, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
My high school always wanted me to say the speaking part in this song. Although I say give him a chance regardless of your opinion of him (mine is definitely critical), don't just blindly believe the whole time he's president that he'll be great or terrible.
"Let's Start This Fight Together," Michael Pacholek parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together,"The Rolling Stones, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
DKTOS but Interesting to read. 5's
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
So someone else was thinking of food too! 5's
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Only know the chorus from TOS, in any case this is a good write and a good read
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Funny and well written. Don't impeach this parody, 555
"(We Build With) Legos," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "(We Do It) Primo,"Colette Carr, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Nice to see you parodying a different song even if DKTOS. I used to have suitcases of Legos as a kid. 5's
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Turn Right Report this comment
Oh yeah? It has been Day 1 with Trump and already the Corrupt News Network is hammering the POTUS on his CIA speech while following Obama as he played golf in California and the protest crowds. Talk about biased reporting. Expect four years or more of this bullsh*t.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro's After-thought Report this comment
#279d) Won't raft-lovers revolt? Fart now. Also correction for #279b) "Won't catnip pint act now."
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro, the Goofy 'Dromer Report this comment
#279a) Won't cat-lovers revolt? Act now. b) Won't catnip pin act now? c) Won't CAers react now?
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Leftist Report this comment
Simple answer? Because the White Messiah is now Trump! White folks don't want to become a minority by the 2030s and yet do want to stop diversity and turn the clock back to the 1950s. Mexicans need to be deported, Blacks need to know their place, and women need to be suppressed and back to barefoot and pregnant with White babies since the birthrate is down. People like Confederate flag waving good old boy Jonathan and the fascist Republicans here 1-bombing anything remotely democratic just don't understand the reality of America today. Americans want diversity and globalization. They want to protect the environment and be provided with free healthcare and higher education. The fact that Trump thinks all Black people live in urban ghettos filled with drugs and violence is proof that he's not up to the task of protecting civil rights and upholding the Constitution. Look for four years of hell. It won't bother Jonathan because he will be eating fatty foods and waiting for eggnog while watching cartoons. It's sad that he can't enter the twenty-first century and have his mind renewed.
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Passing Out Report this comment
Give us a break, Jonathan. "We Won" is "passing through"? Yeah, right. Since 2011.
But again, why "BLACK Messiah"? Why not just "Messiah"? Doesn't that make some sort of a point by itself? Why add the word "Black"?
While you guys waste the country's time comparing whose crowds are bigger, I saw thousands of pink hats today. Are you sure you won?
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, I thought-out a new parody for "Beat It"- look for it on Monday. As for the Black Messiah thing, it's because I've used the popular term here before. Do a Google Search on Obama the Black Messiah and you'll see a lot of material. I think it was when Farrakhan said it, that it took hold with Black people and throughout the campaign on CNN almost every Black panelist like Angela Rye, Van Jones, Marc Lamont Hill, Bakari Sellers, etc... went out of their way to defend and promote everything Obama did. When Hillary lost, you heard Black people say that Trump will destroy his legacy. Many Blacks say he was the best President ever just because he was Black!!! Oh really? Washington, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roosevelt, JFK, Reagan, weren't better (to name a few)? ACA would have imploded this year by itself if we REPs left it alone and then the Left would blame us for its failure! The Iran deal is the worst in history. ISIS is still not defeated and you can't really "contain" terrorism or stop Lone Wolf attacks, radicalization. Our Immigration system is still broken and southern border unsecured, and relations with Putin and even our Allies is bad. Obama abandoned Israel and has done nothing to stop N Korea's 3-stage missile development. Obama has let our naval forces be harrassed by China in the S China Sea and in the Straight of Hormuz by Iranian gunboats. Obama led from behind. And do Black people really want me to get started on inner city violence, Black Lives Matter promotion of violence towards cops, the Democrats' broken promises every 4 years to minorities, etc...??? I don't think so.
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Not really Jon. Cable stations and programs vary by area, usually coasts West and East. I have Adult Swim with all the latest content and most of the reruns of KOTH, American Dad, Family Guy, and anime stuff... The newer shows I watch or have tried are: Black Jesus, China, IL (now cancelled), Mr. Pickles, and Rick & Morty. KOTH is my favorite rerun :))
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Me too, Luis! Count me in!
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, I asked my cell to locate Mrs. Freshley's nearby and no response. I'll have to contact their customer service on Monday to see if they are even in my state. Their product line looks great!
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Rob - "Wheat It" eh? I'll see if I can do anything with that. as of now, I've got one more "Beat It" parody suggestion you made for me, which I will be working on to get submitted this upcoming friday! I will also get to work on our "Soda Pop" collaboration very soon! :)
We Won - Thank You! it's funny isn't it? how the left were so offended at Trump saying he would "wait and see" if he accepted the election results? well, who's not accepting now?
All 5s - if you legitimately gave this parody 5s, despite clearly disagreeing with it, then thank you. however, some points I have to make:
1. divisiveness? yeah, I guess the left ARE being pretty intolerant towards anyone who DOESN'T hate the new President's guts, aren't they? I mean, did you see how they treated Steve Harvey for meeting with the guy?
2. wishful thinking? you mean like thinking the recounts & protests would change anything?
3. gluttony? yeah... I'll admit that one. but, for the record, I don't actually like Ding-Dongs. Hostess has been pretty lousy as of late, I just wrote that to somewhat fit the song. "eat up TWO Ding-Dongs/stay out all night long" see?
4. why "Black Messiah?" hmm... let's see, probably because that was about the only argument the left had to get Obama elected for 2 terms? no seriously, I heard a radio ad during his 2nd run, where the announcer said "if you don't vote Obama, you might as well be burning another cross." seriously, what IS that?! and it was the same with Hillary trying to play the "Woman Card," even Madonna whined about how "women betrayed us!" after Trump won! dry your tears now Madonna, you and the celebs who promised to leave if Trump won, are free to leave at anytime! personally, I'd be fine with a black woman president, so long as her ideals are good. but she can't just run off of accusations of "bigotry" and assume instant victory!
and 5. what makes you think "We Won" is Rob? for all we know, that was just somebody passing through, who hasn't even written a parody yet! so what?
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ that's weird, I figured that "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" would be on adult swim, no matter the location. whatever, some episodes are on youtube. if you want, you can check it out again there. I'd forgotten what a funny show it was, until I started watching it again!
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ looking forward to it!
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ well that blows! at the very least, there IS Little Debbie, which is pretty good. I love their devil squares!
"(We Build With) Legos," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "(We Do It) Primo,"Colette Carr, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I once built a Lego replica of Robocop's Auto 9! I gave my Legos to my brother who still has them plus all of his and his boys'!
"Today Is When The Future Begins," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young,"Fire, Inc. , Comment by Patrick Report this comment
Barry, I've had an idea about this song for a long time, but certain recent events provided the final impetus to finish it. From what I've read, the original was written in two days after Bruce Springsteen turned down the producers of "Streets of Fire" who wanted to use his song for the finale. I spent about two days writing this parody. I'm a bit surprised, and slightly disappointed, that the political commentators haven't figured this one out. Billy, were you reading this on a desktop or a smartphone. I'm trying not to picture that in my mind, but not having much success. True Believer. My song makes you bleed? Sorry about that. Unless you are trying to attract pilgrims to your shrine. In which case, could you split some of the donations with me.
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by bernie sanders Report this comment
issac newton
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by mario Report this comment
mama mia
"(We Build With) Legos," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "(We Do It) Primo,"Colette Carr, Comment by Brandon Reina Report this comment
I like building with LEGOs. I did watch The LEGO Movie from start to finish on Blu-ray. My #1 LEGO minifigures - WyldStyle and Princess Unikitty. 5-5-5.
"Talk In Valyrian," Phil Alexander parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian,"The Bangles, Comment by jeb bush Report this comment
f*** you Donald duck
"What Bus Route?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Love Runs Out,"OneRepublic, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
The pacing issue is pretty evident, you placed a comma where the singer doesn't pause in the chorus. That made for a very jumbled scan/listening experience. This could have used a bit more detail...instead of just telling that the website was untrustworthy, you could have described how it failed you--sent you to a dairy farm instead of the nightclub, just as an example.
"Woods Life," Matthias parody of "Good Life,"OneRepublic, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Pretty good parody. Your narrator needs to watch a few Bear Grylls TV shows, now that's SURVIVAL. :)
"Amen #44," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Amen,"Harry Belafonte, Comment by CML Report this comment
I doubt that the O-man was remade into a proggressive at Columbia U. He sprang out a full fledged ultra-leftie from the womb. His profs at Columbia probably moved him closer to.the middle -- from 99 percentile left to 95
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#278a) Won't liters re-tilt now? b) Won't lepers re-pelt now? c) Liars rail? d) Elopers re-pole? #e) Looters re-tool? f) Levers revel?
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro, the Goofy 'Dromer Report this comment
#277a) Won't figs gift now? b) Won't rams smart now? c) Murders re-drum? d) Burgers re-grub?
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Historian Report this comment
An appropriate OS to mock, all things considered!

January 20, 2017

"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by All 5s Report this comment
^ Why "Black Messiah"? Why not just "Messiah"? Let Jonathan defend himself, Rob. He can do a better job.
"Trump The Magnate/baron," Lionel Mertens parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon,"Peter, Paul, and Mary, Comment by Name Report this comment
Yours2love: Is youse For reel?
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by We Won Report this comment
Face it, your Black Messiah is gone and Clinton got her arse beat TWICE! She couldn't break the glass ceiling because even women knew she was a habitual liar! Trump is now the 45th POTUS and there's nothing you can do about it you bunch of leftard loonies! ESAD! To Jonathan: you hit the nail on the head.
"Today Is When The Future Begins," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young,"Fire, Inc. , Comment by True Believer Report this comment
Thrilling. It gave me stigmata.
"Today Is When The Future Begins," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young,"Fire, Inc. , Comment by Billy Report this comment
I laughed so hard I peed in my girlfriend's hand.
"Today Is When The Future Begins," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young,"Fire, Inc. , Comment by Barry J. Mitchel Report this comment
Patrick, this is awesome; I'm blown away by the effort and skill you obviously put into this masterpiece. It sums up what about 150 million US citizens are feeling tonight but can't express so eloquently.
"Trump The Magnate/baron," Lionel Mertens parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon,"Peter, Paul, and Mary, Comment by Yours2love Report this comment
I loves this parody The reason behind why I found this site is because my hubby thought he saw Peter, Paul and Mary performing at the inroguration. I googled it and found this site and InformationπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€β€πŸΎπŸŽŠ
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by All 5s Report this comment
5 points for divisiveness, 5 points for wishful thinking, and 5 Ding-Dongs for gluttony.
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Luis Matias Report this comment
Thanks 😊 I'm writing another parody right now
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, I just thought about "Wheat It" but I don't know if you could use that. I don't eat wheat bread or even Wheat Thins!!!
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by annimal Report this comment
sang a long
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
No Yodels either. Not even Hydrox cookies which are made IN California!
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Haven't seen Space Ghost in a long time. Sorta like the old Mystery Science Theater 3000!!! Neither are listed on my Adult Swim for my area.
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by annimal Report this comment
aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ probably another one of those "Beat It" parodies. then, I'm not sure. I have a few other ideas rolling around though! maybe you, or my mother, will give me another good idea! :)
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ sorry to hear that. do they have Yodels up in Cali? those are alternative snack cakes to ho-hos, and to my understanding, supposedly better. (not that that would be difficult, given the way hostess treats have been lately.) if so, they don't have those where I live, so we'll be even! :P
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, what will you be working on next? I think you missed it in the comments section a while back when someone sarcastically said that we Middle Age men still had "eggnog, superheroes, and Hitler!" The first two could have been a swipe against you and me, but adding Hitler aimed it at me. I didn't take offense though. And so today of my 4 parodies, 3 were about eggnog, a superhero, and Hitler!!! It actually is a workable formula ;-)
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Stuart McArthur Report this comment
Brilliant Phil. 555. Just like old times.
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
True enough Jon. About 8.5 months to go! Btw, out here in California no Mrs. Freshleys anything! I looked that brand up and they have some goodies. Out here it's Little Debbie snacks as alternative to Hostess. Dang!
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Johnny D Report this comment
555 for old time's sake.
"The Great Outdoors," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Giorgio Coniglio Report this comment
Thanks, JAB, Jeff and Larry for your comments. If you appreciate lim-medleys, today, Jan 20, might be a good day to point out a politically tinged effort posted by one of my deceased relatives "Verses for the Morning After"
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Jeff Reuben Report this comment
Brilliant :)
"Every Alien Wants To Eat Cats," Larry Hensley parody of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World ,"Tears For Fears , Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Jonathan
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Thanks Rob
"Hitler's Flight," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Edelweiss,"The Sound of Music Soundtrack, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
If Zhukov and Eisenhower come, I'm leaving the country.
"Last Bus to Toronto," Michael Pacholek parody of "City of New Orleans,"Arlo Guthrie, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
Canada shares the same ozone we breathe. The sat thing is that a US citizen can no longer travel freely to Canada without permission from the US government (passport). That wall went up long before Trump. Trump will try to save money on the wall by hiring illegal Mexicans to build it.
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ Thank Ya! and yes, let's hear it for President Trump!
"Let's Start This Fight Together," Michael Pacholek parody of "Let's Spend the Night Together,"The Rolling Stones, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
We're both on the same subject today, working with some lengthy material. No one seems to be paying attention, at least not yet. What I never understood was during the convention the Trump people were playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want", which seems to be a contradiction of his message. Seems no one pays attention to lyrics anymore, which I find disturbing.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Terse Reverse Report this comment
#274a) Hair! - a pariah. b) A man, a panama. c) Pets did step. d) O! had I Idaho. e) "Semi Times". f) Truce - curt. g) Sup. CCCP. US. #275a) A pan - Napa. b) Ergo, ogre. c) Tuna nut. d) Dump mud. e) Pogo - GOP. f) To idiot: g) Tut-tut! #276a) Not on! b) 'Tis it! c) Peep! d) Aha! e) -zz- . f) I.
"Line Too Slow (the buffet song)," MrMacphisto parody of "Born Too Slow,"Crystal Method, Comment by Shane Bullock Report this comment
Wish it were actually a parody song, lol. (The buffet song) added to it makes it.
"Every Alien Wants To Eat Cats," Larry Hensley parody of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World ,"Tears For Fears , Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
ALF + This OS = F*ck Yeah! 455
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Phil, you very nearly had a new American neighbor, had Hillary won! but thankfully, it looks like you won't have to put up with me. I'm actually very excited to see where the next 4 years take us! (see my parody today.) but, what the hay? I'm a sport! 5s
"Eggnog," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hound Dog,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
yep, it's gone, and now october can't come soon enough! 455
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ Thanks, Fellas! :)
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Chili Today, Hot Tamale! 4s
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
cool one, Rob! 455. and on another superhero cartoon-related note, if you like adult swim, have you seen "Space Ghost Coast to Coast?" it used to air during regular cartoon network hours, but made the move to adult swim around 2002 I believe. it's been off the air for a few years, but recently came back to adult swim. I've been watching it again recently, funny stuff!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#272a) Won't canes enact now? b) Won't farcers re-craft now? c) Tubers rebut? d) Traders re-dart? #e) Timers remit? f) Roomers re-moor? g) Tinkers re-knit? #273a) Now, Ned, I am a maiden won. b) Ron, I'm a minor!
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Thomas Report this comment
I felt woozy just reading this! Three fives!
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Patriot Report this comment
Stick to Brexit you British buffoon!
"Web Woman," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Spider-Man TV Theme Song,"Marvel Superheroes, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/326511041713993897/
"Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)," Callmelennie parody of "Tubthumping,"Chumbawamba, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
Yeah, I don't think Trump fans want to use the words "Pissing the night away."
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
This is great. Tremendous. Believe me.
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
Non-partisan 5s. I do hope your song outlasts his term in office.
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by CML Report this comment
Love the parody. As for the politics ...... well, check my offerings for today
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Jim Kimbel Report this comment
I've been reviewing your parodies of late. Good stuff. But since I am a drinker, I really got into this one. Bunch of 5s! Keep them coming!
"A Transcript of Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech," Phil Alexander parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Letter from Camp),"Allan Sherman, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
A huuuuge hit from Camp David!
"Better Than Good," Jonathan parody of "Bluer Than Blue,"Michael Johnson, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Another hit, Jon! Great job! 555 cheers for Trump!
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I like bananas, but not PBnJ. Still, a good parody. 555!
"Nobama!," Callmelennie parody of "Panama,"Van Halen, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Great title for today! 555!
"Every Alien Wants To Eat Cats," Larry Hensley parody of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World ,"Tears For Fears , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I liked ALF a lot more than Mork & Mindy. 555!
"Chili With Some Flair ," Luis Matias parody of "Livin' On A Prayer,"Bon Jovi, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Hey congrats on your chili parody! You came up with that pretty fast. 555! Btw, I like chili dogs too. I get the chili cheese combo at Wienerschnitzel all the time!
"Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)," Callmelennie parody of "Tubthumping,"Chumbawamba, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Any easy 555! Liked your disses but I would have used Wasserman Schultz, Warren, Pelosi, Podesta, and HC herself!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Ed, the Derailed Liar Report this comment
#270a) Won't lovers revolt now? b) Won't filers relift now? c) Won't reverses revert now? #271) Wontons? Not now.
"Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)," Callmelennie parody of "Tubthumping,"Chumbawamba, Comment by Electorate Report this comment
A well-crafted parody. But gotta pass on voting. Sorry.
"Amen #44," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Amen,"Harry Belafonte, Comment by Dana Mathewson Report this comment
Great job, as always, Barry. Now it's gonna be something to watch him go away (NOT). Well, he'll just continue to cement his status as The Worst President Ever.
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Right, that's where I got the idea for this from, thanks
"Banana Peanut butter sandwich," Larry Hensley parody of "Black Velvet,"Alannah Myles, Comment by The Original Jonathan C. Report this comment
Elvis Presley's favorite meal was fried peanut butter 'n' "nanner" sandwich. I wonder if you knew the connection and was inspired.
"Amen #44," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Amen,"Harry Belafonte, Comment by Barry J. Mitchel Report this comment
I am not a "birther" (Stanza 1); his mother was a US citizen who was living elsewhere and visiting relatives.
His education (Stanzas 2 and 3), however, was not like that of the great majority of US citizens.
The final line could be "Amend, amend, amend."
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#268) A man, app, eels asleep - Panama. #269) Aid a canal-panel, Lena; plan - Acadia.
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a magazine called OPT OUT that you couldn't even subscribe to in the first place? :-)
"Grazing Lice," John A. Barry parody of "Edelweiss,"Sound of Music, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
I remember this song. Wasn't it the off-Penthouse musical "The Mound of Pubic" starring Julie Slamdrews?

January 19, 2017

"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Don's Who? Report this comment
Bar an Arab -- Now here is an example of what is sometimes called a "Trumpendrome"
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Ed, the Derailed Liar Report this comment
#265a) Semite Times b) Bar an Arab. #266) Bombard a drab mob. #267) Must sell at tallest sum.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Author Guidelines Report this comment
I welcome this "Chuck" entering your report on my Permanent Record Card.
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Actually I did have it correct: I used to skate a lot, years ago. Just forgot a comma
"The Great Outdoors," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran Report this comment
A meritorious effort, for sure, to take subjects banal and obscure, infuse them with rhyme, one or more at a time, and present them to unknown epicures.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks Jon and Larry. While AG was ranting I reported him to Chuck and then wrote another parody!
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Really creative. 5's
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
This would make an interesting commercial 5s
"The Great Outdoors," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Well written indeed, DKTOS
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Author Guidelines Report this comment
You talk about inspiring others, but is that to be done by breaking the rules? What kind of role model are you to impressionable youths like Jonathan and Larry? You are rending the fabric of this once-noble site, and that is your contribution to the moral disintegration of society as a whole. Thus did the Roman Empire fall, with incremental acts of corruption. (See Bullwer-Lytton.) In their day the Great Philosophers of Greece and Rome were called "trolls" for laying the moral, legal and logical precepts of an orderly society β€” and you, you are the bearer of hemlock to all that is meet and proper. The Gods are angry, my son. Repent. There is no comfort in your brand of numerology. Self-delete before you are set upon by the Furies.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
AG, how is being a troll constructive to this site? Btw, I am in no danger. My IPASOY and OTRA parodies (both longer than 10 lines) number over 900 and I have over 650+ individual artists. You saw that when you went down my exhaustive page, right? Your threat of conscious is nonsense. There are over 600 authors here from 10 to JAB's over 4300+. Most of us have done short songs as well as nursery rhymes, tv theme songs, traditional short songs, some commercials, a few hymns, maybe a poem here and there, or some other bizarre song material. I'm truly sorry that you're conceptually bankrupt. I write everyday off the top of my head and will continue to not only write for myself, but to inspire others here and get inspiration from others.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
AG, you're wasting your time. Chuck had already noted that a few commercials by freecreditreport.com and a few songs like WHP submitted by a few authors in bulk had to end years ago. But Chuck is the one who reads all the parodies everyday and accepts or rejects them under his guidelines and HIS flexibility. I submit everyday. Nothing is new with any song or other material 10 lines and under; besides, all those Beatles songs and many more by various artists and by various authors here would have to be eliminated. Go look them up. The whole site would be affected, not just me. Now run along and submit some parodies of your own... if you can.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, AG isn't Chuck. Heck, if that were the case even children's nursery rhymes would be banned and many short traditional songs as well as the short Beatles songs like "Dig It" (9 lines), "Wild Honey Pie" (9 lines), "Maggie Mae (6 lines), and more from many artists.
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by JAB Report this comment
MAD used to be great. But this is a GREAT parody!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro, the Goofy 'Dromer Report this comment
#263) "No marks - All I will ask", RamΓ³n. [cf.#115] #264a) Six at my gym. Taxis! b) Go deliver a fare, vile dog.
"Weapons Obscene," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest TV Commercial, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
careful, Rob. apparently, there's some new rule against parodying commercial jingles in place... 455
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^^^ sure thing, Mandy! I might post it this summer, alongside a parody about grilling (Rob requested,) or sooner! thanks for the suggestion! :)
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
And what better artist to use but Ice T!!!
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Overall masterpiece with the superb MAD Magazine ending! 555!
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Thank you Rob, Larry and CML. It's people like you that keep me writing!
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by annimal Report this comment
good one
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Roman Hruska Report this comment
CML, support literacy and smart discourse. Reject empty blurts and dogged mediocrity. High standards encourage intelligent readership and superior parodies.
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by CML Report this comment
^And if he doesn't, Mandy, Rob and I will be sure to explain it to him. We're like big brothers to Jon
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Mandy Report this comment
Mister Jonathan, can you please do something with ice tea? It's my favorite drink. In the summer I make Southern Sweet Tea. You know what I'm talkin' ' bout, honey! πŸ˜„
"The Great Outdoors," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by JAB Report this comment
What else but--dare I say it?--5s.
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Maybe not a direct rip-off, but a definite rival that used to include making fun of Little Annie Fanny as having fake balloon breasts and buttocks! Also, a B-17G at Eglin (44-83863) had its nose painted with Wicked Wanda: http://s95.photobucket.com/user/thevid/media/EglinAFB_14May77_034crp_zps87b58830.jpg.html
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by CML Report this comment
I dont know if Wicked Wanda was a ripoff Of Annie Fanny, Rob, but I do know that I would have loved to have ripped off the panties of either one of them
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Wicked Wanda was a rip off of Little Annie Fanny? That never occured to me, mostly because, as a young adult growing up in that time, it never occurred to me to even look at a Penthouse magazine (Ba doom tsssh!)
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jerry Schaeffer Report this comment
A good meat lasagna sounds good for today! Thanks!
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Serious as a heart attack Report this comment
^ who are you? The Parodist Advocate?
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
^ By all means, let's all dogpile on Larry ... 'cause the last thing this website needs is a little positive re-inforcement. No, let's drive the Larry and the Jonathan types away so we can achieve what we all secretly yearn for -- a daily readership in single digits
"I Won't Subscribe," Matthias parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by Larry Imitator Report this comment
A good read (pun intended)! 5's
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Hal Lelujah Report this comment
#260) Dennis' tennis sin-net sinned. #261) Dennis, Nell, Edna, Ada and Ellen sinned. [For Ada, substitute palindromic names e.g. Elle, Eve, Hannah, Ava, Otto, Lil, Nan etc.] #262) Ed under Deb's bed; red, nude.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro, the Goofy 'Dromer Report this comment
#258) A man as plan-it-all - Latin Alps (Panama). #259) Si bene te tua laus taxat, sua laute tenebis. [If your praise rates you well, you'll maintain its concerns splendidly.

January 18, 2017

"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Jim Handy Report this comment
Larry, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say I look forward to your deep thoughts.
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
Italian food is my favorite 5's
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
We learned about these back in high school. There once was a song that got 5's...
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Larry Hensley Report this comment
I used to skate a lot years ago, and thought this was funny, 5's
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Well AG, you got it all wrong again. I didn't say there were no boundaries. I stated what the general parody rules were. Chuck is the Editor and makes all final choices anyway, not you. Btw, you even got "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" wrong. The full kids song is 11 verses! Look it up.
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Btw Jon, Webwoman was part of Super 7 from Filmation. This included Webwoman, Manta and Moray, The Stretch and Micro Woman, and Freedom Force (Hercules, Isis, Merlin, Sinbad, and Super Samurai)! You can buy a DVD online...
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Giorgio Coniglio Report this comment
According to an extensive on-line limerick dictionary (OEDILF.com, a work-in-progress, with almost 100,000 verses) ... "The mental disorder in which sufferers feel endlessly compelled to write innumerable limericks might be dubbed limerrhea, hyperlimerosis, or more simply, limerick addiction. .. ./ It's addictively frequent extrusion / Of short verses not void of confusion β€” / Three rhymes 'A', and two 'B'. Ah! / Could be called 'limerrhea', / For a lexicon lacking conclusion. /" ... Welcome to the club. 5s.
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Author Guidelines Report this comment
Rob, if there are no boundaries, let me give you this outside-of-the-box suggestion: submit your parody fragments as full-fledged parodies. Hoo-ha! That will propel you into first place and your greatest productivity dream will come true. I am The Conscience of Amiright, and I aim to keep it zestfully clean. Here is another suggestion: Choose a simple 4-line OS with infinite possibilities, such as Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Blow, blow, blow it out
Waft it in the breeze
Carefully, carefully, carefully, carefully
Cleanly cut the cheese.
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
JAB, do you remember Playboy's Little Annie Fanny cartoon and Penthouse's rip-off Oh, Wicked Wanda? Those were the days ;-)
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ Thanks Everybody! and Rob, be proud! this all stemmed from your idea! :)
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
I have a few in the works, will get to your suggestion eventually, Thanks! my next parody is this friday, Inauguration Day! when we welcome President Trump! :)
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Pedro Report this comment
#257a) Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas. [The farmer Arepo has, as works, a set of wheels, i.e. a plough. - the famous 'sator square'.] b) Roma tibi subito motibus ibit amor [In Rome, love will quickly come to you.] c) Obama amabo. [I loved Obama.]
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds"~ Ralph Waldo Emerson. Also it shows that thinking outside the box is beyond your range. I have hundreds of the types I listed. I pride myself on my creativity and variance of materials. Besides AG, why do you care?
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Author Guidelines Report this comment
A closer reading of the rules may allow TV theme songs and commercials with more than 10 unique lines. The rule is poorly written and therefore ambiguous.
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Author Guidelines Report this comment
Jon and Rob: All you have to do is click on http://www.amiright.com/parody/submitting.shtml and read the bullet item No Short Songs. It reads No TV theme songs and No commercials. And it's not just 10 lines, minimum, but 10 unique lines. Obviously, these rules are not enforced. Others are not enforced, too.
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by JAB Report this comment
Didn't, Rob. But they had great ones then.
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, you reached 75 fives!!! Congrats!
"Neon Bra," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Turn Neon Report this comment
https://www.etsy.com/listing/458553844/light-up-led-bra-mesmerized?utm_campaign=shopping_us_TurnNeon_sfc_osa&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_custom1=0&utm_content=12085884&gclid=CjwKEAiAwfzDBRCRmJe7z_7h8yQSJAC4corOMY-i798yB2ymlI6k0oN36AY5_6h_wVo6ls_s5Y1SYBoC56_w_wcB#
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Alex Report this comment
Way to go Jonathan! You made me thirsty! 555 Big Gulps!
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, there's not. Just 10 lines minimum, no graphic sexuality, and no ALL CAPS allowed... Not only are there commercial jingles, but tv theme songs (key word- songs), hymns, poetry, Xmas jingles, and more! For the longest time (even before I came here in 2011).
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Hey Jon, do you have a new food parody coming soon? I thought of a potential one for you. "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco as "Puttin' in the Bits" to describe a stew!!! Just a suggestion...
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Grazie!
"Limericks," John A. Barry parody of "Jimmy Mack,"Martha and the Vandellas, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
555! You must have submitted a lot to Playboy magazine back in the day ;-)
"I'd Skate But I Would End Up Bruised," Matthias parody of "I Hate Everything About You,"Three Days Grace, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Have you seen the new one-wheel hoverboards yet? You had to balance on the old ones, but new ones have so-called "self-balancing!" No thanks! 555!
"I Love Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
delizioso! 455
"Estrogen Bean," John A. Barry parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest commercial, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
hey AG, since when has this been a rule? I don't recall it, and several commercial parodies exist already. especially of this OS!
"Bad Gifts," Agrimorfee parody of "Secrets,"OneRepublic, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
This is a fun topic to write about. I did my own tribute to bad gift giving recently with this tune: http://amiright.com/parody/2000s/unclekracker26.shtml I enjoyed this bit of Christmas funniness but I wish the gifts were even worse than what he got. I mean to some people a "deluxe rod and fishing line" or a "Huge wool blanket" or even a "model car" would all be nice gifts to get.
"What Bus Route?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Love Runs Out,"OneRepublic, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
This was a nice original topic to take on but the pacing seems a bit off here. The repeated line (at least on the recording is "till the love runs out" and you write "what bus route" which means that it's two syllables short) maybe there's a different version of it somewhere (like the live version or something that does it your way so it's hard to judge on your pacing but the topic was nice and original.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Will da Beast Report this comment
Young gnu, OY!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Summus Mus Report this comment
Cryptic sayings from the Fall of the Palindroman Empire -- Ave, Eva! ... Subi dura a Rudibus (Endure hardships from Rudy) ... Et tigre non regit te (And the tiger shall not rule thee) ... Sum summus mus (I am the mightiest of mice) ... Acide me mal, sed no desola me, Medico (Carry me evil, but dont desolate me, doctor) ... In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni (We wander in circles at night and are consumed by fire)
"12 Days of Drinkfest," We Two Scamps parody of "12 Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Sunny Report this comment
Best drink parody ever!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Ed, the Derailed Liar Report this comment
#255a) A man, Apollo - Panama. b) A man, apogee, ego - Panama. #256a) Word row. b) In words drown I. c) In words, alas, drown I. d) In word-salad, alas, drown I. e) Burden - word salami, I'm alas, drowned. Rub!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Melonia Report this comment
#254a) No left felon. b) No L. (left) fell on. c) No R. (tick*) - citron. [*= tick- or check-mark, available in some fonts]

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