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August 23, 2017

"(Drink some) Milk be Nazi," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Rice and Curry,"Dr. Bombay, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ Jeff: Thanks. I'll borrow that immediatelly! :-)

@ Ben: Just google "milk" + "racism" and you'll get a sh*tload of crazy hits - the taking-this-udder-nonsense-serious part seems to have originated outside of Sweden.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
Patrick, you write "The ACLU raised its ugly head..." I guess that in forcing Charlottesville to grant a permit for the Nazis, they weren't so ugly, after all. That wasn't the first time. In 1978, the ACLU took a controversial stand for free speech by defending a neo-Nazi group that wanted to march through the Chicago suburb of Skokie , where many Holocaust survivors lived. The notoriety of the case caused some ACLU members to resign, but to many others the case has come to represent the ACLU's unwavering commitment to principle. In fact, many of the laws the ACLU cited to defend the group's right to free speech and assembly were the same laws it had invoked during the Civil Rights era, when Southern cities tried to shut down civil rights marches with similar claims about the violence and disruption the protests would cause.
"The Saga Is Complete," Tokusou Sentai Blessranger parody of "The Saga Begins,"Weird Al Yankovic, Comment by Danny Report this comment
CTY Brought me here.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
Thank you for the links. I have now read several articles by Jack Kerwick. His writings are motivated largely by his mission to tell the (unbalanced) "truth" about the "myth of white supremacy"; "Blackism," as exemplified by Obama; Black privilege; slavery; etc. "Slavery" comes from "Slav," you see, an ethnic group which was once enslaved. Etc., etc. Slavery? Everybody did it to everybody else, irrespective of race. So what's the fuss? Be cool! http://4freedoms.com/group/slaves/forum/topics/inconvenient-truths-about-race-slavery-by-jack-kerwick-at-frontpa This isn't very helpful when the urgent American discussion is about our legacy of Black enslavement. But not a word about that. Kerwick's scholarly diversions, while probably accurate, amount to "whitewashing." Accordingly, I am suspicious of Kerwick's all-important slant and emphasis, and I reject him as a credible source, as I do lewrockwell.com. I promise to read your other references.
Regarding who is the real Ben Turpin and who is the usurper, you gotta be kidding.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Claude Prez Report this comment
Walter Williams is awesome. That is all.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
An interesting viewpoint. The FBI was doing this sort of thing back during the anti-war rallies in the 1960's: https://www.lewrockwell.com/2017/08/phil-giraldi/charlottesville-requiem/
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
Another commentator whom I respect. https://www.lewrockwell.com/2017/08/walter-e-williams/charlottesville-donnybrook/
"Russian Connection," anon92 parody of "Rainbow Connection,"Kermit the Frog, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
Where has all the evidence gone? Is talking to Russians even illegal? The mainstream media gave Donald Trump for more publicity during the campaign than even he could have afforded to pay for. Now they have turned on him with accusations of racism and collusion for which they offer no proof.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
The Charlottesville city council initially denied a permit to the Nazis and KKK. Common sense says that when these people show up, there will be trouble. The ACLU raised its ugly head and forced the granting of the permit. Three people are dead. I consider this a credible source: https://www.lewrockwell.com/2017/08/jack-kerwick/fact-vs-fiction/. It also seems to fit the pattern seen at other violent outbreaks, such as Ferguson, Missouri. By the way, which "Ben Turpin"'s are real and which are usurpations?
"(Drink some) Milk be Nazi," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Rice and Curry,"Dr. Bombay, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
Udder nonsense!
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
And I said it's a fraud because it goes against my beliefs.
"(Drink some) Milk be Nazi," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Rice and Curry,"Dr. Bombay, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
Your simplification and disdain for the work, bizarre as it may seem, of social scientists may hide some truths they discovered. I'd like to see for myself what they came up with. Would it be possible for you to provide an English-language link? Thank you.
"Few Calories," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Duality,"Slipknot, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I'll hit you with 111 if you don't continue to lose it - fair enough? ;-)
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
Patrick, you still haven't provided the sources for the "credible accounts" you have read. Therefore, I rate your parody a fraud. Same goes for the knee-jerk, fulminating fools who attacked me and usurped my name.
"Discontinued 3," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jane Report this comment
Does anyone remember Reese's Elvis Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Cups? They were my fave 😁
"Don't Worry, Be Nazi," Offender parody of "Don't Worry, Be Happy,"Bobby McFerrin, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks for pointing out this old gem, apparently I have learned to be offended since then, done wonders for my productivity too! ;-)
"(Drink some) Milk be Nazi," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Rice and Curry,"Dr. Bombay, Comment by Our Fifteen Minutes Report this comment
As noted here more than a decade ago, "Did you know that in the near future, everyone will have been compared to a Nazi for at least fifteen minutes?"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bobbymcferrin8.shtml
"Caillou Loves Drugs," The Bark Bark parody of "Caillou Theme Song,"Caillou, Comment by toni Report this comment
That is so freaking stupid! Thats not funny, can a child grow up to be a kid without thinking about drugs and guns. It's alot of drugs and violence going on right now without a kid being exsposed to it in kids songs. Let them be a kid while they can.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger," Matthias parody of "Moves Like Jagger,"Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
T-Cop, I never actually saw Twins before. I'll have to check that one out.
"History," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Misery,"Maroon 5, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
This parody is going to go down in history as being one of a kind! Well done!
"Stage Fright," Jeff Reuben parody of "Daylight,"Maroon 5, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Hilarious! I would love to see this one performed! Stage fright gets the best of all of us
"History," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Misery,"Maroon 5, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
History can indeed cause misery for some people.
"Stage Fright," Jeff Reuben parody of "Daylight,"Maroon 5, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
Nerves can get the best of us, still you delivered a good performance with this piece.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger," Matthias parody of "Moves Like Jagger,"Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
Plenty of action to go around.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
I wipe my ass with facts. Also, ochinchin daisuke!
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Roll out the excuses Report this comment
I went to a Honk If You Love Peace & Quiet Rally the other night. I made sure to trim my car horn, install some megaphones and attach an air raid siren first. So did all of my virtue signaling friends. God Bless Peace & Quiet. Honk! Honk! HONK!

August 22, 2017

"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
In his comment, Patrick wrote "By all credible accounts I have READ [caps mine], the Antifa or whatever they are called were the ones who initiated the violence." All I have asked for are citations for what he has read. So far, no answer, except somebody's hysterical condemnation of me as an apologist for Alt-Left. What the hell is Alt-Left, anyway? Just provide us with the sources for what you read, Patrick. I don't need references to smart phone footage or some nonsense in Japanese from the house cretin.
"Stage Fright," Jeff Reuben parody of "Daylight,"Maroon 5, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
"Arnold Schwarzenegger," Matthias parody of "Moves Like Jagger,"Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
(Artistry) Fantastic tribute to a fantastic man, even if you didn't reference the one Schwarzenegger film I've actually seen (which would be Twins...I haven't seen a lot of films). 555 one-liners!
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
"I Will Survive," Somebody parody of "I Will Survive,"Gloria Gaynor, Comment by Bbsbaby Report this comment
Was originally written and posted to the companions website in its public forums and wasn't published anon just under a nickname
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Whoa there Ben Report this comment
Ben can't face the facts. He's a liberal apologist for the Alt-Left. CNN footage shows the Alt-Left rushing towards the Alt-Right, clubs raised. They started it and got their azzs kicked as usual. Stop blaming the Right. Sure, there are some Nazis and KKK, but also peaceful Trump supporters and Second Amendment supporters too... or did you miss that too Ben? It's on the CNN footage. Best take in all the footage, not just what's convenient for your warped cause. What started out as a defense of a Confederate statue turned violent when the Alt-Left showed up looking for a fight. They got it.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
If it's not too much trouble, Patrick, please supply the objective source(s) for your claim that what I call "anti-Nazi protesters" were hired and that they initiated the violence. Keep in mind that violence begins with fighting words like "Jews will not replace us" and the Nazi German chant of "blood and soil."
"Discontinued 3," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
oh! thanks for clearing that up! I was a bit confused, there. for a second, I thought there was some kind of weird "Mandela Effect" stuff at play!
"Discontinued 3," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Rice Krispies Treats cereal! Forgot to leave a footnote! Sorry.
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Patrick Report this comment
The people who came to Charlottesville were not anti-Nazi protesters, they were a hired, armed mob who came to fight. By all credible accounts I have read, the Antifa or whatever they are called were the ones who initiated the violence. Not that the Nazis and KKK weren't hoping to engage in some bloodletting, too. Such matters as free speech and private or public property are forced to yield to threats of vandalism and assault.
"Discontinued 3," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
hold the phone, when were Rice Krispies Treats discontinued? not that I've bought 'em in forever, but I could swear I still see 'em regularly, in stores... 455
"Have Cause? Will Riot," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Have Gun Will Travel (Ballad of Paladin),"Johnny Western, Comment by Ben Turpin Report this comment
You want to invalidate anti-Nazi protesters? No dice! "Crushed 'neath a tire." Very funny!
"The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé," Doctor Suze parody of "The Ballad Of The Green Berets,"Barry Sadler, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Would like it in Iran? Would you like it in Japan? I will say I like this parody, yes I am!

August 21, 2017

"The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé," Doctor Suze parody of "The Ballad Of The Green Berets,"Barry Sadler, Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
A good parody, but I do not like a green soufflé, I do not like it any way. I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere.
"Discontinued 2," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
oh, wow! Planters cheeseballs! my bro just asked me about those recently! we looked it up, turns out they were discontinued in 2006! a ruddy shame! Cheezmania, they were called. no wonder the last time I saw 'em was in 2005! 455
"Alt.Right Xmas," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "White Christmas,"Bing Crosby, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Alt.Righty then... 5s
"Wikipedic Troll," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Sick Of Being Told,"Grace VanderWaal, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
I thought I made up that word but then I googled it and it was already a word. :(
"U.S.-Wide Solar 'Clips'," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "A Cock-Eyed Optimist,"South Pacific (Musical), Comment by Dana Mathewson Report this comment
Wonderful, Barry! The music from South Pacific was the first Broadway music I ever heard, as a kid.
"Hey There Plain White Ts," Charlene Lipkus Shotwell parody of "Hey There Delilah,"Plain White Ts, Comment by zak knight Report this comment
I knew I heard that sameness. I have asked musicians in comments what makes it sound the same, because I don't know forensically. but I have not received an answer. timbre, cadence, rhythm, chord progression, pitch, key, notes, a minor , f sharp ?????????
"(i'm Too Old For) Another Ewe," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Another You,"Michael Paynter, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks for the votes!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by @Jeff Report this comment
You're so stoopid!
"I'm With Her - Peace!," PeeGuevara68 parody of "Love and Marriage,"Frank Sinatra, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Ewww! But if this sort of protest becomes a trend I'm in with The Beatles and "Yellow sublatrine" or something like that.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by @Callmecrazy Report this comment
Well, yes, there are more self-proclaimed "anarchists" in Antifa than among the Nazis. Of course, either way, these anarchists (anarchy = no government) actually want MORE government for us all. An internet meme neatly summarizes their ideology and its consequences:

https://i.imgflip.com/1kjb32.jpg
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by @Your Attention, Please Report this comment
I guess that makes Heather Heyer a GOOD Nazi.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by The Fugs Report this comment
Kill, kill, kill for peace!
Kill, kill, kill for peace!
Kill, kill, kill for peace...
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Got This Report this comment
Merriam-Webster's definition fits what the Nazis want, but it fits Antifa way, WAY better: well-paid corporate-hired rent-a-mob thugs agitating for the forcible (and violent) suppression of all opposition and criticism to leftard dogma, regimentation of all industry, commerce, etc. (under unelected bureaucracies infested with leftards, of course) and emphasizing an aggressive INTERnationalism (i.e. one-world government) and often racism (particularly against... you guess it... the J000000S!)

http://pamelageller.com/2016/01/violent-pro-migration-protesters-being-paid-50-an-hour-by-germany-socialist-party-dankeantifa-hitlerian.html/
"Trod on a Lego," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Lost in the Echo,"Linkin Park, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
All I'm saying is - Google "Lego Treadmill Challenge"! ;-)
"The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé," Doctor Suze parody of "The Ballad Of The Green Berets,"Barry Sadler, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
First parody on Amiright? It's good!
"I'm With Her - Peace!," PeeGuevara68 parody of "Love and Marriage,"Frank Sinatra, Comment by Groaner Report this comment
I pees, you pees, we all pees for herpes.
"Wikipedic Troll," Porfle Popnecker parody of "Sick Of Being Told,"Grace VanderWaal, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Felt a bit random, but "data-rrhea" made it worth it - I'm like totally gonna use that in the future.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Callmecrazy Report this comment
There are more anarchists in the Antifa crowds than in the Alt-Right crowds! You would think it would be the other way around! Guess they don't meet the Nazi and Klan standards!!!
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
Ah, it's amusing to be called a "gutless turd" by someone too cowardly to use their own name, and probably too dim to realize the irony. Not to mention the brainless conflation of BLM with "black supremacy".. it's kind of sad just how little self-awareness (well, any kind of awareness, thinking about it) some people have when posting so very bravely* behind pseudonyms.

@Peter - not a song I'm familiar with.. will have a look at some point

@Al - :-) I'm glad someone got the "southern cross" joke

Claude, Max & anyone else honest enough to use their real (well, Amiright author) names, thanks :-)

*comments here could really do with some kind of sarcasm tag...
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
I like ochinchin too!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Get This Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Grateful Report this comment
Antifa rule, heil communists!
"U.S.-Wide Solar 'Clips'," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "A Cock-Eyed Optimist,"South Pacific (Musical), Comment by Barry J. Mitchel Report this comment
"Is swelling fees at will" fits the original 13th line better than "Is jacking up its bill,"
"Sock-Eyed Oculist," Barry J. Mitchel parody of "Cock-Eyed Optimist,"South Pacific (usical), Comment by Barry J. Mitchel Report this comment
Please do not vote or comment on this parody; it is superseded by http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/southpacificmusical0.shtml
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Grateful Report this comment
Thank you, Jeff. It's a shame that known anti-Nazis here are silent.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Good Thug Report this comment
^ True. It's just tragic that on this site it has to be said.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Your Attention, Please Report this comment
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Get This Report this comment
"Just to be clear" offers a romanticized biography of James Alex Fields. White trash he is and mentally ill, but somehow he is a reader of MSM (The NY Times? The Washington Post?). Their anti-Fascist propaganda scares the poor, dear boy into flooring the pedal to accelerate into a crowd. He really must have been scared.
This is what we know about him, according to his high school teacher: "Fields was “a very bright kid but very misguided and disillusioned.” When Fields was a freshman, he wrote a report for another class that was “very much along the party lines of the neo-Nazi movement... A lot of boys get interested in the Germans and Nazis because they’re interested in World War II, but James took it to another level.” This is the profile of a typical Nazi-in-the-making.
"Just to be clear" also offers a shameless account of the Nazi presence in this country: their numbers are greatly exaggerated by the MSM in order to stoke black fear (for what reason, our fabulist doesn't say). Let me remind you of the common indoor insect, the German cockroach. If you see one in your house, be assured that there are 100. Stepping on it is not always possible, so I recommend that you bomb it with Raid. In WW2, we used Air Raid.
Now for the Plainspoken double-talker: Merriam-Webster defines fascism as "a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism." Dictator, nationalism, racism. Does that sound like the local and fragmented self-defense militias which comprise Antifa, or does it fit Richard Spencer's sieg heil Nazis who march and shout Hitler's "blood and soil" and "Jews will not replace us."?
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Plainspoken Report this comment
More to the point: notice Jeff's bait-and-switch ploys and casual shifting of the goal-posts, which amounts to "They didn't do that, and when they did, the victims deserved it!" First he portrays the fascist Antifa thugs as peaceful, wholesome mommies and daddies (absurdly unlikely, considering that these were mostly high school and college roughnecks) speaking out for our liberties (with their fists and their melee weapons). Then he pretends these thugs JUST HAPPENED to have their bats and boards and bricks handy to "defend" (i.e. retaliate) against the maniac who ran several of them down with his car. Then he admits to their thuggery, but insists that all their victims deserved to be assaulted and battered because they're all "fascists" according to... the definition given by the fascist thugs of Antifa.

Shame on you, Jeff: you're not only a suck-up to the far-left fascists and a brazen liar, but an incompetent one!
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Plainspoken Report this comment
We sure didn't see any of this pearl-clutching from you bleeding-heart hypocrites back during the black supremacist BLM's Dallas Police Massacre.

August 20, 2017

" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Just to be clear Report this comment
Of course it was, but your argument is a contorted high ground maneuver, putting a whole nation's full military attack on Pearl Harbor side by side with a mentally ill white trash car driver scared out of his last wits by MSM propaganda telling it's OK to attack people like him with bricks and bats and to step on him like a cockroach. There aren't enough nazis nationwide to organize more than one big march at a time - if it wasn't for MSM's exploitation of black fear most people wouldn't even get to hear about them.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Get This Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Get This Report this comment
@ Just to be clear: I would like to resolve the world's moral conflicts peacefully. But was our violent response to the violence of Pearl Harbor and 9/11 wrong or illogical? Is there such a thing as "righteous war," and was WW2 an example?
Your comment is laughable.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Got This Report this comment
"Antifa" is a FASCIST group. It's funded by George Soros and other big corporate donors, it is the goose-stepping hate group that exists to commit violence against anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders. Antifa is one of the many unequivocal, undeniable enemies of humanity; it has taken the KKK's place as the violent thug enforcer arm of the biggest, most racist hate group in America: the Democrats.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Just to be clear Report this comment
Violence to cure violence is like gluttony to cure obesity or gangbangs to cure virginity - we get it!
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by ? Report this comment
^ fuzzy logic?
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Get This Report this comment
It is the policy of ANTIFA to deter and resist Nazis with force. ANTIFA does not practice passive resistance. How ridiculous that is! They come to Nazi rallies with weapons to kick Nazi ass. Because Nazis are the unequivocal, undeniable enemy of humanity. Whenever they raise their evil heads, they have to be ground underfoot as you would step on a cockroach. Never again! It's violent. Too bad. Welcome to the world.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Just to be clear Report this comment
Oh, and if you're already carrying bricks and bats you're already prepared to commit violence - get it?
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Just to be clear Report this comment
A vote of 111 is just lik a vote of 555, but from a sad sack.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Just to be clear Report this comment
@ Jeff:
On one side there were nationalists.
On the other side there were socialists.
During the war Germany were nationalist-socialist.

August 19, 2017

"Fairly Apparent," Flash Flood parody of "Fairly Odd Parents,"Fairly Odd Parents, Comment by Stingy Report this comment
LOL I hate this show
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran Report this comment
Real News: "We SAW those black-masked Antifa thugs with the bricks and bats beating on the attackers' car in the raw video footage". OK, let me actually think here for a moment. You attack me with a car, I hit your car with a bat, and I'm the "thug". You're right, I don't get it.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by @I saw it too Report this comment
Damn typos.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Edgar Bergen Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by @I saw it too Report this comment
Well said, when it comes to this the whole is not black and white. We live ina world where the morality is in the shades of grey.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by I saw it too Report this comment
On one side were Nazis, KKK, White supremacy folks, Second Amendment dudes, and I suppose some non-affiliated Trump supporters. On the other side were Antifa, BLM, militant Gays, Communists, and I suppose some non-affiliated left-wing progressives. Both sides had weapons and the left attacked the right first as the police stood by and watched for awhile. The guy in the car is a murderer plain and simple. Just because he expressed interest in bad groups doesn't make him a domestic terrorist. You would have to prove intent and premeditation to commit murder. I think what he did was a spontaneous act driven by anger. He was dressed in normal clothes too. Where was his Nazi gear, signs, and weapons? Maybe he is just mentally ill and was untreated Anywho, the Alt-Left is just as responsible as the Alt-Right that day. At least the latter had a permit to be there to defend the Lee statue.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Edgar Bergen Report this comment
Well, Chubby, if you're going to be here well into the future, take the time to learn to write in the English language. However, considering the murderous hatred I see all around, there may not be a "here" for long and there may not be a future at all. Now get back in your suitcase!
"Tweetin' Problem," Jonathan parody of "Drinkin' Problem,"Midland, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ Thank You!
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Holy Guacamole! what in the blue blazes is going on, here?! it's just a parody! get the sticks outta your @$$3$, people! and Edgar, hate to break it to ya, old chap, but I think both Lennie & myself are gonna be here for a long, long time!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran Report this comment
Just in case some of you very fine folks missed this: on one side were the nazis, on the other were the anti-nazis. There are no good nazis. You may remember that we had a war about this. The whole world was involved.
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
The problem with the spam voting is that it's generally common with political parodies. No matter which side you're on, there's always going to be someone with enough time on his hands clearing out his cookies so he can vote again. It's been like that for years.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Max Power Report this comment
Antifa are far worse from what I gather, why not calling them out rather than making them sound like the good guys?
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Anonymous Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Anonymous Report this comment
This CML guy must be a real low life in real life. I ask you, who would post such trash and be proud of it?
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Donald Trump Report this comment
^^ I want all vulgarians deported back to Vulgaria, I have to tell you.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Edgar Bergen Report this comment
There seems to be a concerted effort today to get your yearly submissions down to zero.
I forgot to mention that your parody induces in the reader the urgent desire to take a shower.
I notice that for her negative evaluation of your masterpiece, you condemned Any Woman as a liberal. I suppose that also applies to those other "censorious prigs about matters sexual" Kathy and Mary. You pulled the same stunt on a male critic earlier in the thread. These "us and them" labels, a staple of Trumpism, is what's tearing this site and this country apart.
Regards from Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd, and Effie Klinker. By the way, when they speak I don't move my lips. You should do the same when you read.
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Tina Fey Report this comment
Treat these rallies this week as you would the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads: don’t show up.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by ? Report this comment
What do you expect from a vulgarian?
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Wow! Report this comment
I count 17 at this point.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Mary Report this comment
This is gross and not worth voting for. I object to this disrespectful and completely offensive non-parody. This Lennie guy obviously has some issues to deal with. This is a product of a dirty mind. Three ones. Lennie's blatant attacks on women prove he is a male misogynist hater of our sex.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
And now onto Anywoman, who, of course is ANYthing but a WOMAN, but who is actually the vanguard of a sock puppet battalion that is going to infest my thread for the rest of the weekend ....... I'll re-iterate that what you are doing now, ie, behaving like a censorious prig about matters sexual, was the very thing you liberals condemned for forty years. Accordingly, I recognize no authority here to make moral judgments; I only recognize gross hypocrisy. Sexual humor like this has been a staple of niteclubs for forty years. And I dont REGULARLY do this at all, maybe once a year. And seeing as my eldest child is gay, I dont bash gays at all ...... I dont bash minorities; although you'll try to paint the worst piece of parodic dogsh*t that I ever pinched out of my mental rectum as minority bashing -- even though I was merely using the same formula that Porfle had used the previous day with no outcry whatsoever. ......... And here's a tip for you -- if you want to paint someone as the bad guy, you should avoid describing him as limp-dicked, especially when you know that the source of his limp-dickery was prostate surgery .. because basically, the doctors gave me a choice -- be limp-dicked or be dead
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by CML Report this comment
Gee, Edgar, you really are skilled at the black art of smearing aren't you? It's subtle what you do. I came along in late 2011 and posted some 120 submissions with no reduction in readership. Then, in late 2013, the site was infested by a Biblical plague of trolls which instantly and dramatically reduced the readership. Thereafter Edgar baby I've been averaging about 25 submissions a year which ain't enough to affect anything. ...........Oh, and love that Stormfront cheap shot. I guess the logic here is that when I do a parody slamming Mohammed for presiding over a blood soaked gorefest in the middle of Medina wherein 800 Jewish males were beheaded, I am actually expressing my approval of slaughtering Jews. And as always your digs at Jonathan are utterly despicable
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I'm the one who used the word tiresome so directed at me, yes? Sorry if I agree with you on every front in the wrong way. Those loving personas travails were necessary and effective back then, but they've gotten tiresome and contraproductive now (measured in votes - because the left is losing numbers in almost every western country).

The way I see it ALL public monuments, public movements and public memes have a best-before-date.
"(Id Outlet Fo') Fascist Factions," 'n Old Dump Rat parody of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction,"Rolling Stones, Comment by Lighter Side of Lincoln Report this comment
Yes, we've heard it all before: Lincoln did not believe in racial equality; very few people did in those days, even including a lot of the abolitionists. All the same, he planned to free the slaves... the peaceful way... by buying them all out from their masters and shipping them back to Africa. Only the first part of his plan was ever much achieved, and that only in Washington D.C. Meanwhile, read the Constitution and the various Declarations of the Southern states, and you'll see that while the Northerners weren't all fighting in the war specifically to abolish slavery, the Southerners pretty much WERE all fighting in it to preserve slavery.
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Real News Report this comment
Lot of upvotes from ignorant partisans who didn't watch the actual video, judging by your inane comments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRTtuQyGgE

Yeah, real peaceful, these "peaceful" protesters; if you accept the hypocritical leftists' unlikely claim that peace comes from ordering the cops to stand down and let two factions of racist, fascist thugs (ALL of whom hate the Jews, by the way) beat on each other with bricks and bats and boards.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Butch Manly Report this comment
^ Whatever activism it took for progressive homosexuals to attain mainstream status in America has certainly paid off for them. Sorry their travails were tiresome to you. But they are out of the closet, free from having to pretend, free from workplace discrimination, and free to openly love and marry whatever human being they choose. The homosexuals who live in status quo conservatism (and they are many) are still doomed to phony heterosexual marriages, guilt, and secrecy. I don't like this right/left divisiveness and I don't like identity politics. But if society hated me because of my identity, I'd protest and march and irritate the hell out of you.
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Wake Up Call Report this comment
Jeff is a commie stooge folks. He thinks he can sell wood to a forest! NOT!!!
"Tweetin' Problem," Jonathan parody of "Drinkin' Problem,"Midland, Comment by Glen Report this comment
Right on Jonathan!!! 555 retweets!
"Big Lunch," Jonathan parody of "Big Love,"Tracy Byrd, Comment by @Fool Report this comment
Go eat a giant cheeseburger, you wanker!
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by The Right Stuff Report this comment
Phil loves pandering to the Left. He's a gutless turd!
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Real News Report this comment
Don't play dumb with us, Jeff. We SAW those black-masked Antifa thugs with the bricks and bats beating on the attackers' car in the raw video footage shot by Evan Hen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRTtuQyGgE

Real news consists of viewing the actual footage, Jeff, not watching your favorite Democrats with bylines blather what you're supposed to think of it. Shame on you for trusting the blather of Democrat propagandists with bylines over the unbiased view from the camera.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Any Woman Report this comment
This vile piece of trash belongs in a dumpster along with it's disgusting author who regularly puts down women, minorities, Muslims, and LGBTQ people. Get your mind out of the gutter limp-dick oldster. Women don't tolerate this sort of thing anymore. No human beings should read this. It's offensive. You lack common sense.
"Discontinued," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Top 10 Bad Beverage Ideas Report this comment
Dropping Wintergreen Life Savers into soda is an explosive combination (literally — try it.) But Life Savers–flavored soda wasn't such a dynamite mix. The drink, developed in the 1980s, actually fared well in taste tests. But it tanked once in stores. Explained one brand critic, quoted in the 2005 book Brand Failures: "The Life Savers name gave consumers the impression they would be drinking liquid candy." Actually, that doesn't sound so bad
" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs," Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Gang, Comment by Bleh. Report this comment
"Alt-right" is the goose-stepping Antifa thugs' term for anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders, just like "racist" is BLM's term for anyone who insists on judging people by their moral character rather than by the color of their skin.
"Cunny," Callmlennie parody of "Money,"The Beatles, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ CML

To adress your "when" questions: I have a theory about that. When I was young the left was all about the joy of living 364 days a year, except for on May 1 when they took to the streets effectively protesting about everything they didn't like. Occasionally someone climed an old statue and shouted his/her views from on top of it, and/or clad it with banners and flags to make sure the message got a high profile picture in the paper the next day - they knew how to do visually good propaganda back then.

Since then there's been a switcheroo. Now they protest everything they don't like 364 days a year and only celebrate the joy of living 1 day a year; during the pride parade.

Now don't get me wrong, it doesn't bother me one bit what rainbow people do in bed, in fact the world would probably be an even better place if they spend more time there instead of applying their tiresome sexism-problem filter on everything in real life and everything they read on the net.
"Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Racists," Phil Alexander parody of "Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans,"Noel Coward, Comment by Hoo-Ha Report this comment
^ So where did all the downvotes for "Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs" come from? Personal animus towards Jeff Moran? Wow cited that, too, and his diagnosis is right in both cases.

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