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May 23, 2017

"Barney's Dead," Misty parody of "I Love You,"Barney, Comment by Will Report this comment
What did Barney do to you, Justin?

May 22, 2017

"I Believe I Can Die," Dylan Baranski parody of "I Believe I Can Fly,"R. Kelly, Comment by David Report this comment
What is the author thinking! I love the I believe I can fly!
"Weird Kraut Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Jon, I thought you would go for the Nun's farts!!!
"Weird Kraut Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Fanta cake you say? "goes to search for recipes" 455
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Jeff - good one!
Agrimorfee - muchas gracias! to be honest, I wasn't sure if this one would be accepted. even though in this case, "cock" clearly means rooster! :)
"Free Trial Cheat," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Refried Dreams,"Tim McGraw, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Never used this for a Photoshop type of program BUT I did use it to get free Netlix and then created more e-mail accounts in order to continue getting free Netflix because once you already used it for 30 Days For Free on your account you had to pay for it. This was a very original topic to play with.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Society Today Report this comment
Don't argue with SJW nutcases. Reality has nothing to do with how they FEEL! Facts no longer matter. It's what you feel is right! Emotional response has replaced logic and intellect.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
um, a doodle doo? Good job getting this past the censor.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
CML, please do a parody about George Takei called tentatively "OH MY!!!" That will put an end to this once and for all! Maybe do Scotty too as he kept saying, " I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!"
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Glad to see you back WCJ! I hope to be reading your parodies ASAP! I think a lot of people missed you over the years! I'm still here, but am burned out. I used to do 100+ parodies a month back then, but just do maybe 40-60/mo now! Am holding at Number Two. 3750 parodies reached today. Although I use many of the same OS lately, I am approaching 700 individual artists and still span all time periods and genres. Topics vary, but I usually come up with something. Will you be doing any feral parodies or ones about depersonalization? If so, I'll try to match you like the old days when we did our series. GL friend.
"Speed Waiter," Jonathan parody of "Speed Racer Themesong,"Danny Davis and the Nashville Brass, Comment by KEITH Report this comment
As one of the owners of SpeedWaiter, I have to admit I love this song!
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Your failed former Messiah Report this comment
There's just no "there" there, Jennifer.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Reality Dweller Report this comment
Better put down the hash pipe, quit dropping acid, and lay off the mushrooms, Jennifer.
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by WJC Report this comment
To comment about your parody Rob, it was really thought up, and planned, I can tell that this one took a considerable amount of time to write! But that's you if I recall correctly, no matter how long and drawn out it takes, you always seem to finish 2 or 3 every month, or sooner! Great Job! 555! 😉
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by (WCJ) Wild Child Jin Report this comment
Speaking of strange, the "Wild Child" is back! Be sure to look for some parodies soon, from yours truly WJC!! Strange to think however it's been 5 years since I last left the site, but I've been without a computer for awhile, as my last one conked out about 4 months ago. But now I have a brand new shiny iMac to use once again, for my glorious parody bringing to you, and hopefully you will all see, that my skills and humor have soared dramatically since you last heard the wild call from me! ;-) and don't forget Rob, there are such things as Neuropaths too, I know in the last 5 years or so, I have regressed further into a child, and gotten more and more wild as they went on (tis true) & I am one!
"Downtown L.A.," Rick Duncan parody of "Downtown,"Petula Clark, Comment by CURTIS (Fulton Contra) Report this comment
Good stuff, Rick.

May 21, 2017

"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by CML Report this comment
Not into that stuff, Mario. For the Merm has turned for me -- from her back right onto her belly, OH MY! ..... Dammit George, now you've got me doing it!!
"Fidget Spinner," Jaykob Walson parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by Hu's On First Report this comment
And in case you were wondering, that story about the fidget spinner guy in Idaho was fake news.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Mario Report this comment
Everyone knows that Callmelennie doesn't go well with mayonnaise! I feed him a nice Italian meatball sandwich with free bread sticks thrown in and he can toss the salad!!!
"Fidget Spinner," Jaykob Walson parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by Ken Report this comment
These things are fun for all of ten minutes and then back to boredom. Buy a neon lighted yo-yo instead!
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
Enough of this c*ck and bull story (bad pun)!
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jennifer Report this comment
Oh yeah? Tweet me, you fascist, warmongering, destroyer of humanity. Hillary won the popular vote. Trump may have deliberately had the Russians, Comey & Company throw the election. The collusion is there. It's about to be proven. Can you say impeachment?
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Lame Pun Alert!: don't worry, I won't get cocky no matter how many people like my parroties! (ugh, parroty? even I groaned at that one!)
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Robert Palmer Report this comment
Might as well face it: you're addicted to Trump.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to Trump.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to Trump.
Might as well face it: you're addicted to Trump.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Hatemongers Anonymous Report this comment
Remember, the first step of the healing process is admitting you've got a problem. Michael and Jennifer, you've got a problem.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Don't fear the rooster... Report this comment
...but don't get cocky either, kid.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by 5 Stages of Grief Report this comment
So, it's taken about half a year for MP to move to the "anger" stage with Trump beating Clinton like a cheap pinata in 2016. Believe it or not, this is actually a slight improvement for him: MP has never yet moved past the "denial" stage with George W. Bush's edging out Al Gore in 2000.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Dogbert (09/05/1997) Report this comment
"Shut up, Jennifer."
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Alternate Report this comment
You couldn't have set this to "Duke of Earl" instead of that crappy old children's show theme song?
"The Waterbury Tales," Judith Wax parody of "The Canterbury Tales,"Geoffrey Chaucer, Comment by Bruce Coppola Report this comment
Ful well do I remember how the use of "at this point in time" by the Nixon administration henchmen was roundly mocked, as in this classic, as the apogee of pretentious official-speak; but has, alas, become unironically commonplace.
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by von Munschausen Report this comment
The whole idea is not to nuke the moon, but to travel there. I built an iron capsule for me to sit in. Then, from a window, I tossed a magnetic ball up in the air. The capsule was attracted to it, and rose. I caught the magnetic ball and tossed it up again. Thus, I proceeded upward to the moon. Now, who is the fool?
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
^ the ignorance of a fool...

May 20, 2017

"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by von Munschausen Report this comment
The evil of banality. 1s.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by CML Report this comment
Dream on, George, it ain't gonna happen. I only have eyes for Ethel Mermam. I'm coming out as a Mermaphrodite. I've been suppressing these feelings since I was nine years old, but Porfle's parody of a few days ago finally forced me address my feelings for the Mermuff.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
oh my...
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Officially Offended Report this comment
The Zyklon B reference at the end of the parody was merely the cherry on top of the Nazi trope you so easily use: picking certain groups as useless and evil inferiors, meant to be exterminated. You write,
"The loonies, the deviants, the scarred,
All of them crazed with their wicked ways..."
That is the objectionable heart of the matter, all your b.s. aside. Are you contemptuous of the schizophrenic or the mentally depressed? Here's one: the narcissistic. Do you know anybody like that? Do you want to give him the Zyklon B cure?
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
My use of Zyklon B is no different than substituting Sarin which the Nazis also invented and which is still in use historically: against Iran, Tokyo Subway, Syrian civilians and rebels. My bad taste is no different than parodists talking about nuking (fill in the blank). Other parodists have covered the Holocaust, Dresden, atomic bombing as I have. I'm sorry you're so super-sensitive and wimpy. Grow a pair. I am within the guidelines. As for driving readers away, that's up to them. I've been here over 6 years. People come and go. I force no one to click my links and I don't prevent anyone from submitting here. Why don't you write some parodies instead of commentary? Btw, you have no idea what topic I'm using for Monday and it's not about SV nor her comments. It is unrelated. It's about the German character and before you shout Nazi... Prussian militarism existed long before 1933... and the Germanic hordes thousands of years. Perhaps you need to think before making false accusations. And list your own name if your moral conviction is sincere. Susanna used her own name!
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by George Takei Report this comment
I love mine too. (Dreams of mayo and Callmelennie in a Subway restroom)
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Jennifer Report this comment
You're both wrong. Trump is the most vile, dishonest, and hateful man ever to mismanage POTUS!

May 19, 2017

"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Alice in Chains Report this comment
Yeah, here comes the rooster, you now he ain't gonna blow
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by David Report this comment
Well, this went up like a lead balloon! Title threw me too!
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I have another dark one for Monday, courtesy of all the whiners here. Enjoy!
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
No, Jon, I never watched that series at all. But another good spoof is "Iron Sky" where the Nazis come back from the dark side of the moon in 2018! Attacks on the moon, attacks on earth. Nukes in space!
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Bad Humor Man Report this comment
There's no hint of irony or sarcasm or eccentricity that would qualify this parody as dark humor. None. Your saying it does not make it so. We can read. We are not stupid. Nobody cares about your parody stats or Finnish war history. The parody's words came from you. If this is your idea of humor, then Hitler was the greatest comedian in history!! And nobody has to prove her moral authority to condemn this garbage.
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Vlad Report this comment
Nyet, EA. I'm VERY hateful guy.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Amanda - yeah, Animaniacs! anybody who says "cartoons are just for children," should give that one a look! see what kind of jokes that little "kid's show" could get away with!
Rob - thanks, mate!
John G. - I'm sorry that this one wasn't to your liking. hopefully, you'll enjoy my next one better!
"Nuke the Moon! (A119)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
I don't know if you've ever seen "Dragon Ball Z" Rob, but in it, the character Piccolo destroys the moon, and without getting permission from other aliens, too! 455
"Impeachment Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Phil Alexander parody of "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word,"Elton John, Comment by Knows better Report this comment
This parody, like the deceased doctor's blog, is junk. Trump has done nothing impeachable. Just desperate Democrats stripped of power trying to make something out of nothing. Gives a reason for the media to get ratings and for losers Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, and the rest to make speeches fantasizing about the Mid-Terms and prospects for 2020.
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by John G. Report this comment
Not your best material. I'm disappointed as others are :(
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Not being cocky, but here's three well-deserved 5s!
"Impeachment Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Phil Alexander parody of "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word,"Elton John, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
Phil; Your exquisite piece deserves more than 5s. I took the liberty of adding a link to it on my recent blogpost involving creative cartography and other nonsense based on the word "impeachment". http://giorgiosweeklywordplay.blogspot.com/2017/05/dismal-state-small-anagram-towns-in.html
"I Love My Cock," Jonathan parody of "I Wanna Rock,"Twisted Sister, Comment by Amanda Report this comment
As they say on Animaniacs, "goodnight, everybody!"
"Fidget Spinner," Jaykob Walson parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by Jaykob Walson Report this comment
Just bored
"Can't Help Falling In Hate," Michael Pacholek parody of "Can't Help Falling In Love,"Elvis Presley, Comment by Enough already Report this comment
The only person filled with hate is you Pacholek.
"Fidget Spinner," Jaykob Walson parody of "Drunken Sailor,"Traditional, Comment by Disgusted Report this comment
Laziness supreme! 1s
"Free Trial Cheat," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Refried Dreams,"Tim McGraw, Comment by River Report this comment
I like this one. It's so true! As a former SQA Engineer and lead, we worked hard to make sure that the free TRIAL really was just that, a TRIAL,and you had to buy the package to continue using it, not to mention to get the features that took 80% of the time to create, test, and deliver.
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
SV can do nothing to me. Her nation was co-belligerent and needed German weapons to fight the Soviets. SV has no moral ground to judge what I wrote. Germany was judged internationally while Finland only admitted to some crimes with their own trials. Other crimes they hid for 6 decades. So no lecture by her will affect me in the slightest. She is free to write what she wants and I can do the same. I suggest you also read up on PEADs for clarity of what will happen when this nation gets hit by nukes. Poison gas is still held in reserve for use both against an enemy and against civilian anarchy. I know more than you on that subject, so you are also not in a position to lecture me on anything. Btw, psychiatric hospitals have been killing patients for hundreds of years and torturing them with electric shock therapy, frequently beating them for amusement, sexually assaulting them, binding them for days and denying medication, sleep deprivation, long-term isolation, experimenting with mixed drugs and unauthorized doses, etc... This is a simple dark humor parody. You people have changed the subject multiple times. Yet none of you have prevailed against me.
"Frozen Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Sorry I couldn't fit everything.
"DJT," Melanie Lee parody of "Initials (LBJ),"Hair (Musical), Comment by ALM Report this comment
WGAF? DJT 1, U LZT!
"Weird Gun Use," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks guys, it's an oddity!

May 18, 2017

"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Wow!!! Report this comment
^ Holy cow! You ARE nuts! SV dared to call this parody in "outright bad taste," and now she has to answer for alleged Finnish war crimes? Where's the connection? Why should SV be put in a position to explain and defend any of this? This is madness out of the blue! At least it is misdirection and deflection taken from the Trump playbook. Why don't YOU explain the matter of war crimes, Herr Arndt, including the one involving the use of Zyklon B against unimaginable numbers of defenseless, captive civilians, only because of their ethnicity, ill health, or sexual orientation?

Soon it will be dawn in Finland and SV will awake and tear you apart.
"Frozen Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ frozen cod, blueberry waffles & raspberry sherbet? you fellas are making me hungry! 455
"Weird Gun Use," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
thought this was gonna be about the guy who used his gun like a cellphone. oh well. 455
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
@SV: address Finnish war crimes of WW 2 including:

Killing and starvation of thousands of Soviet POWs
Trading Soviet POWs and Jews plus others deemed criminals to the Nazis
Your operation of two concentration camps
The handing over of Jews by your state police to the Gestapo and SS
War crimes committed by the Finnish Army on Soviet soldiers as reprisals for the taking of Korelia

The fact that the Soviets allowed you to carry out your own trials in '45-'46 (largely to kill leadership) does not eliminate the fact that the Finnish people covered up murders and exchanges with the Nazis for 60 years afterwards (when they began to surface)
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Nurse Ratched Report this comment
Didn't I tell you to take your meds before you try to write a parody? Well, didn't I?
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Moviegoer Report this comment
So as an insider, could you tell us whether those films were accurate in their portrayal of mental institutions?
"DJT," Melanie Lee parody of "Initials (LBJ),"Hair (Musical), Comment by CML Report this comment
DKTOS, ML so WTF, here's 555 (LOL)
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Really? From watching an episode of a tv show? LOL! Saw "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and Burt Reynolds in "The End" in the '70s! 1975 and 1978!
"DJT," Melanie Lee parody of "Initials (LBJ),"Hair (Musical), Comment by Michael Pacholek Report this comment
DJT's Presidency is DOA, fighting it is SOP, and he's got it completely FUBARed.
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Just Wondering Report this comment
Rob, you seem to know a lot about the inside of mental institutions.
"John Antifa Must Fry," Callmelennie parody of "John Barleycorn Must Die,"Traffic, Comment by CML Report this comment
They do worse than that. They throw bottles and M-80's and even place M-80's and quarter sticks of dynamite inside bottles to send shards of glass everywhere
"Nuns," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Fun,"Pitbull ft. Chris Brown, Comment by CML Report this comment
I went to a Catholic school and my third grade sister used to smoke four packs a day and the smell got all over her clothes. Talk about a nasty habit!!
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
You said it: with a parody anything goes. True. And since I have 3746 parodies, you'd have to go through all of them to try to prove something untrue. The majority cover a wide range of topics, not facism exclusively nor war nor Nazis. I write about politics, current events, technology, movies, games, foods, anything I feel about writing. What kind of person? Same as anyone else writing of similar things. I'm just not some whiny little leftist liberal crybaby. The parody is dark humor. Deal with it. Nobody forces you to click my links nor to comment. And I never condemned anyone who has also written of war, gore, and violent themes Parodies can be about anything. Period. Just no graphic sexuality, obscenities, and no ALL CAPS. Those are the rules. I am within the guidelines. No foul. Move on...
"Frozen Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Cheryl Report this comment
Raspberry sherbet!
"Nuns," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Fun,"Pitbull ft. Chris Brown, Comment by Marshall Report this comment
I don't want to get into the _habit_ of giving you fives!
"Weird Gun Use," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Model Guy Report this comment
This reminds me of the old prop guns of the 1950s! Bizarre to say the least. Yet interesting.
"John Antifa Must Fry," Callmelennie parody of "John Barleycorn Must Die,"Traffic, Comment by Watch this Report this comment
https://youtu.be/QKydKJKTixo
"Home of the Strange," Robert D Arndt Jr. parody of "Home on the Range,"Traditional , Comment by Disgusted Report this comment
^ Predictable: with a parody, anything goes. Rob has been using this phony argument over and over to justify the many forms of fascist crap he has deposited here. But this is different. You have to ask yourself what kind of person would toss off a classic genocidal atrocity, perpetrated from Hitler to Assad, as humor – dark or otherwise? Take into account his other writings. What kind of person?
"John Antifa Must Fry," Callmelennie parody of "John Barleycorn Must Die,"Traffic, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
CML, good for you reporting this. 555! Isn't it funny how the liberal Left now dresses as ninjas, wears masks, carry black flags, and try to beat people with skateboards, bicycle locks, sign holders and shove dumpsters into crowds? I thought they were the "peace-loving" type! Thank God for Based Stickman and the Trump crews.
"Frozen Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Ken Report this comment
How 'bout blueberry waffles?
"Nuns," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Fun,"Pitbull ft. Chris Brown, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
We'll have nun of that (bad pun)! 5's
"I Believe," Phil Alexander parody of "I Believe,"Cast of The Book of Mormon, Comment by Sanetard Report this comment
Monarchy creates stasis, not stability. Monarchy preserves the unearned rights of a privileged view at great cost to its subjects. It is a feudal remnant, supported by fan mags and elderly spinsters. Begone with the last of it. A democratic republic anchored by a strong Constitution is the best system to date. The lemons are even now being squeezed out.
But make no mistake: the right wing has invented trickle-down economics to create and preserve a new, lordly monarchy: the malefactors of great wealth who buy influence from their puppets in Washington. This is a new Gilded Age for them, and only them. Look at the results: jobs for all; solid bridges and highways; modern airports and efficient air travel; gleaming high-speed trains; a humane and equal health care system for all; our no-waste military spending, which is more than that of the next seven countries combined; affordable housing and higher education; our decades-long kissing up to murderous dictators in exchange for corporate concessions in their slave lands.
Phil, the best I can do is 5s. Be simple and on-message. Not that it will help; you are dealing with an unshakeable, irrational mindset.
"I Believe," Phil Alexander parody of "I Believe,"Cast of The Book of Mormon, Comment by Wendy Report this comment
Ignore Phil, he's a nutter!
"Frozen Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by David Report this comment
What, no frozen fish??? Icelandic cod is my favorite.

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