you want a jester?

Be mine.

Wow, why doesn't it surprise me that not one p[arody wrioter on here who supports pedo Joe can come up with a decent , witty parody. You are all so bitter and angry because you live int he dark, confused and deranged like sleepy joe. You are all demented . You are persons without conscience who project your hatred onto others more constructive and loving than you. You are worthless and vile. You have no God. That is the problem. I am not even a Christian but I am spiritual. I belive in s0omething. You believe in nothing which is why ypou elect an infirm man just to hate Donald Trump. YOu have no ability top lead only to follow. Take a look at your self before you point the finger. Hilary and the rest of you are all deplorable. And you cannot pluralize that word M0rons! But she knows that you are too stupid to question. It is you who follow not those who voted for Trump. YOU alone ruined the country. Enjoy the blue sh!tholes with BLM criminals at the helm. Can't you see all the reasonable people have gone away moving to nice states with NO blm they are the red states and not coincidentally the states with the lowest homicide rates.

15 Minutes? For what?

You had to remove a song and yet White People is allowed and all the scum forom last dig? Nice. f***ing Nice Amiright.

WOW, man, this was really good but so deeply sad. I feel for you. Keep your head up. Here in Europe people are protesting and in my country no one is wearing a mask in my city. SO take that Mask Nazis. But I live in a country with more intelligent people than the American pop. Sorry you have to be there. Get out of there and go anywhere in the Western World but the UK. OK anywhere in Europe. 5on all counts

I am assuming you never travelled. Also, may I suggest you pick up a book and get offline becasue you are so ignorant about a simple flu virus. The virus has not killed anyone healthy only like any flu those with severe obesity which would be most Americans, kidney failure and other systemic illness. No one died when sweden did herd immunity did you NOT get that?

Such a sad case Elo . Only an insipid illiterate liberal with no balls would listen to ELO. Paging Dr. Fagg-t!.And having to use the word inbred to describe people who actually read and HAVE an education instead of you useless idiots who sit and watch CNN and do no research of your own. Lazy Porch Monkeys.

It is actually tyranny and unnecessary and a flu according to thousands of European doctors speaking out against the WHO for politicizing a flu virus.

Oh, That is so nice, Happy Birthday(belated) Captain Tom!

This is sick-and not in a cool way.

SFO that's funny. I think it is San Francisco DMV; or maybe it is just the good ol US of A today with Biden the nutcase on the throne.

This is a Hell of a lot more intellectually stimulating than James Taylor who makes me yawn. My uncle played his songs and it hurt.

Dude, If you are not writing songs or novels you are seriously in the wrong business. I have an inkling you are in the business. This stuff is awesome. Thank you. I am happy to read this. It is not a guilty pleasure like most drivel on the net.

I'm surprised I had to look up fen, Oh well, you learn something new everyday. I always score highly on vocabulary quizzes and this is one of the first times i did not know a word that was not specifically on a quiz site. Guess I am in the top 90 percent not 95 vocab wise. But I do not remember Delphi having fens. lol!

Brilliant!

Lefty man I don't date men with no balls so you never had a chance and Tatiana don't need balless lefties who bend over! :Southern Man come and save our skiiins! You can do what the cowards can;t! Southern Man!"I love You SOuthern White men and Neil Young sounds like a pathetic old goat. He never had any talent.Only insipid crunchy granolas liked him. The same who would vote for a demented nursing home vegetable like Biden NO CONSCIENCES I would never date a p-ssy.

Interesting the moderator inserted a "Right" before the US looks like a Third World Trance-another unoriginal cheating democrat!

OMG I HATED this song. Funny!

OMG I hope you are not as psycho as this parody LOL what a creep!

People of CRIME don;t deserve reparations slavery has existed since the dawn of civilization. Every culture has had it.

Phil, Your song sicks like your name so unoriginal. I emean seriously-Phil? HAHAHAHA. You;re a pill . Phil. That is the thing, Democrats are so utterly talentless and mindless. They are all followers with no wit , no senses of humoue. They are bereft of everything. I want to see Qs witty Biden parodies. HAHAHAHAHAH I loved the two I read already. SO funny. This is so unfunny it is sad. But the Viden voters are the minority everyone knows that. He stole the election and now he thinks he is giving out reparations to the criminal class. People of C

WOw how original. LOL yeah, insipid but it made it on here. I bet if i WROTE A WITTY PARODY ABOUT CRIMINAL BLACKS THAT WOULD BE CENSORED. yOUR 15 MINUTES ARE COMING TO AN END.

That;s funny but the saying is apropos. :out of one's mind is a saying.So give me 5!

This song is creating the hottest of hot takes of my lower half. Good thing this is wintertime still.

Strange.... I don't remember posting that comment. (But I did expect at least one comment like that.)

Check out my version! http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/beegees111.shtml

This is hilarious.

Zoom? must be pretty fast

I find these days that Sharpies make me sick. they smell like a tree that use to make me sick.

sounds like someone I don't want to meet in person

I've never heard anything like it

Ann, I think this is about people that want something, but are to lazy to do anything to get it.

I wonder if there is a way to be notified when someone leaves a comment on a parody months or even years later. The attack on the Capitol was the culmination of a long, very strange year. And the basic, underlying problems are only getting worse.

still here but hungry like a wolf which is why I don't perform every day

I've wondered why, so they get fat?

Geez, I had thought this parody was a "one off" sort of thing; in that it was beyond the realm of possibility that there would be a copycat Toobin. But I guess not. Perhaps I shall revisit this topic

Apparently the Toobin20 zoomwanka virus is spreading as an eighth grade teacher's aide has now been caught wanking away in a Zoom meeting ..... The latest is that he will not be facing charges because, if convicted, he would not doubt be sent to prison where he would run the risk of facing discharges .. IF you KWIM

I heard a version of this by a guitarist on the streets of Perth probably 40 years ago. Slight difference it was my left leg lying in front of me (I think) but defs I am not half the man I used to be. I often wonder where he ended up.

Sad, but very much the state many people find themselves in at the moment :-(

The best practice is to put a space between stanzas and choruses and bridges; makes it easier to follow

I hope Tatiana will remember ... Leftie Man don't need her around anyhow

My error up front. This is, of course, is from Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream coat

This is really funny!

Given today's longer lifespans, how long will the misery of Vietnam and the many wars since then continue to plague this nation? I'll never think of either song in the same way.

One from my Mom NOT LAST NIGHT BUT THE NIGH BEFORE,THREE LITTLE MONKEYS,CAME TO MY DOOR,ONE WITH A FIDDLE,ONE WITH DRUM,AND ONE WITH A PANCAKE,STICKING TO HIS BUM

Barney on a Bicycle rides through a Minefield BOOM BLAM,POW

Q.What kind of Birds stick to walls? A.Vel-Crows

Holder and Obama are Not in Prison where they belong along with Biden and both the Clintons

Botany Bay the S.S. BOTANY BAY KHAN KHAN

I used to think it was The Sheep

Q.Whats Bill Clinton's favorite musical Insterment? A.The Sex-A-Phone

99 Bottles of Root Beer on the wall,99 bottles of Root Beer,youtake one down and pass it around

YOUR IN PAIN,I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD ASPERIN

Patrick, really? The courts did not hear the vote fraud cases because no lawyer (not even Rudi Giuliani) was willing to present any evidence of fraud to a court. The *only* conclusion to be drawn from this is that the lawyers themselves knew perfectly well that they didn't have any evidence of fraud. Why would it be Congress' job?

You think stealing elections through fraud is something the Democrats have always done? Evidence or STFU. That is a frankly ridiculous claim to be making: in five of the last six elections, they've polled the most votes (yet lost the election in two of those), they've not had control of House or Senate for most of that time (despite outpolling the Republicans by millions - you have a seriously screwed up idea of what consitutes "democracy" over there.. I thought it was bad here, but you guys take the biscuit) - how can a party which gets millions more votes yet doesn't hold power be "stealing elections through fraud"???

However old, senile and as much of a tool as Biden may be, still better than a toxic, narcissistic, feeble-minded yet vindictive moron who after four years in the post still showed that he didn't have a clue what his job actually was. Trump's ignorance and utter stupidity has made the US an international laughing stock - you really want that to continue? Why?

Well, if he still HAD one, he'd be out of it.

THE LIAR(BIDEN)SLEEPS TONIGHT

Or maybe these women never got married at all because 750K men from the British Isles died in WWI, and hundreds of thousands more were maimed or were pschycologically or neurologically disabled ND weren't fit to be marriage partners. There must have been hundreds of thousands of these Eleanor Rigby cases

Nice. Sad but true.

You are so funny! I actually love this song and thought I'd hate a parody but it is really cute.

Geez, I hope you aren't a caretaker; smells like elder abuse. UYnless it is making fun of the mask nazis then I dig it.

The courts did not hear the vote fraud cases because that was the job of Congress, a task which was interrupted by whoever launched the January 6 attack. It's sad if the Democrats stole the election through fraud, but that's something they've always done. The scary thought is that a senile old tool like Biden could have been legitimately elected. The laws are being put in place and the new voters being welcomed across the border to assure that a Donald Trump never happens again.

I've head of this prank from literature and TV, but never saw an authenticated case or knew anyone who claimed to have done it. In today's climate, I expect the perpetrator would be charged with attempted arson.

At the time "Eleanor Rigby" was written, there must have been quite a few lonely widows of WWI vintage in England. That war took away a whole generation of young men, future husbands and fathers who would never be. My own grandfather was injured in WWI, whether by head trauma or toxic gas, no one would ever say. His life and future were severly diminished by the experience. He died a year before I was born, so I never knew him, only the occasional mentions by people who had known him, and had various reasons for not wanting to talk about him in too great detail. Amazing that your parody caused me to think of this song in a totally new way.

Q, eh? Even though I've written a song for you, I'd not want to engage in a battle of wits with someone so profoundly lacking in weaponry.

So sad you took the blue pill. Now PUT YOUR MASK ON! I am going to write a parody about how pathetic sleazy joe is thanks for the inspiration! Oh and this wasn't even funny. I am not surprised though from the mentality level of nBiden voters. LOW IQ. Wit requires a high IQ

You've got to be Irish as I am-ignore the name... You are so good with words. OK no more accolades; this is creepy but you really are freaking hilarious and I will be reading more. That is if you haven't died yet.

*You're-lol!

You are insanely funny. please write more if you haven't died yet. I;m guessing your old from the song selection. lol!

Reading your parodies is like reading a funny Carl Haisen book. I love them.

OMG I LOVED this. You are so funny! Just WOW. You must put A LOT of time into these I spend like 2 minutes.

OMG I LOVED this. You are so funny!

This is f***ing hilarious! I love the original and this is just so funny.

Hi RedPill, Welcome to the club! I get 13 "ones" from the same Trump supporter(s) for every one of my songs, if you care to have a look. They didn't like some of my earlier lyrics!

LOL!

I loved the original. I don;t think it's even funny

Hi I'm RedPill new on here and i want to say this is great! I do not understand why the ones features are so mediocre. This is actually funny!

freaking Hilarious! I;m dying laughing here.

I'll have to give my response to Phil little more thought, because your sh*t can't be weak when you tangle with Phil. No, your colonic extrusions need to be wired tight. ................ As for JD, Biden is not a "former stutterer he is an at-present, due-to-cognitive-decline stutterer. Google up Joe's 2012 VEEP debate where he punked Paul Ryan (at the age of 70.) Not a hint of a stutter. As for the "BS" about Bidens diminished mental capacity, perhaps you can expain why a group of Democrats are sponsoring a resolution asking Biden to share responsibility for the nuclear codes, a resolution that is absolutely without precedent in our 70 year history with nukes. Is it because of concerns that he was a former stutterrer? ..... And what's the deal with second in command Kamala Harris taking calls from other heads of state which is an unprecedented breach of international protocol. More concerns about his non existent former stuttering problem"? Or did his pathetic performance with Putin create alarms that he's just not up for any of duties

I guess I dated myself - but anyone singing along to this is welcome to change the word "Centerfold" to "OnlyFans" for a more 2021 feeling.

HE FLIES THEIR THE MILKIEWAY ALL YEAR LONG,CHECKING THEIR PLANETS WITH A SONG,ALL THE LITTLE BIRDS ON PLANET OF JAYBIRD LOVE TO HEAR THEIR ZAP ZAP ZAP OF HIS LASER ALL DAY LONG ROCKET ROBIN,ROCKET ROBIN,OHH ROCKET ROBIN YOUR GOING TO FRY THE RAT AT NIGHT

So much delusion, so much grasping at straws, so much BS. How do these people live with themselves (cuz lord only knows no sane person could live with these people)??

I agree. Tina Turner also did "Simply The Best" in the 80s.

Help! Help! Crackers are kicking my racist ass!

well I got an extra nickel out of it

555. It's one of those pranks that aren't tied to April first I guess, not that I'd know from personal experience, but some kid at my school once did it indoors outside our classroom door to mess with the teacher. I have a pretty good idea who it could have been, but as far as I know he got away with it.

This was so hilarious.

i've seen enough parodies in the sky to know where this is going

@CML, too: I shouldn't really address this, given that it's another deflection and you still haven't posted anything to show election fraud, or that politifact is always (or even "ever") wrong, but don't you find the outrage just a little bit fake and over the top? As a distraction, perhaps, so that the Cruz and Hawley types are not appropriately quizzed about the lie they keep repeating being a lie? Which is the important thing: millions appear to believe something without foundation in fact, Trump has never cared about reality, but the high profile repeaters of the lie have also never explained why they prefer to believe a serial liar than the FBI, Republican election officials, etc. ad nauseam. Other than political expedience, obvs.

@CML: It's a long established maxim to avoid mentioning Hitler and Nazis in any argument and as an experienced politician Biden should have known better. See how easy that was? - didn't have to prattle on for 300+ words. Nice job making fun of a former stutterer though; that makes whatever point you tried to make in that rambling screed so much more persuasive. And it doesn't change the fact that trump is profoundly stupid.

This is great-loved it! so funny and well written and paced, Nate.

Too bad it actually could have been funny if the author was intelligent. But a haircut is so much more important than good politics. Nader was never desperate for attention he dedicated his life to inform the public. Stupid paraody. I think a song about Gore and his private jets, and climate change, the boomers bullying voters and his LOSS anyway would be so much funnier oh yeah and who could forget his invention of the internet. LOL! If Nader won think about how much more peaceful the US would be. MAybe it would not be 121 on the global Peace index instead perhaps since Nader is so European it would be closer to the top 55 like all European countries.

@John Dacey .. RE: Your general tone of negativity vis a vis Trump locution .... How about we talk about one of Joe Biden's first attempts at nation "healing" where he compared Ted Cruz's case for voter fraud to Josef Goebell's big lie about the death toll at Dresden. First, it's not a serious attempt at reconciliation when you compare the group that still reveres the memory of the 400K Americans who suffered and died to stop the Nazis and their Allies to the Nazis themselves. It ranks right up there in rationality with calling the son of a fireman who died fighting a fire an arsonist .................... Secondly, did you see the part where your fully competent POTUS channeled Porky Pig when he said that Goebbels claimed there was "250, no 2500 .. no 25000 ... 250,000" fatalities (Abadia, Abadia, Abadia... That's all folks) He was trying to show the Big Lie stratagem of Goebells and couldn't hold two figures together in his brain. And even then his figures were wrong -- the actual toll was 25,000; the inflated figure was 135,000. And this inflated figure did not even come from Goebbels; it was from a Holocaust denier that later showed up in Kurt Vonnegut's novel "Slaughterhouse 5". So you were close, Joe ................... And in a further step into pathological Joe-tardation, he claimed that people in America bought this lie because Goebbels practiced the magical "Big Lie" technique (Just like TED CRUZ!!) As if anyone on the planet believed anything that club footed bastard was saying in February, 1945 ............. And the Pies d' Retardance is the idea that Goebbels was trying to sway "international opinion" with his diabolical "Big Lie" when the truth is, every country in the world that mattered was in this total war on one side or the other and could have cared less how many people died at Dresden. I mean, what was Goebbels big idea here -- to persuade Guatemala to sponsor a resolution at the League of Nations to condemn Britain's bombing campaign?

936 views and no comments? Malcom Higgins has been gone for a long time. It is an honor to leave a comment on a good parody from the bad old days of Saddam Hussein. A sentiment a lot of us shared at the time.

Just as I suspected, the US Supreme Court dropped the second part of the ol' Catch 22 on 45. Before the Certification Dates for the Electoral College, this action was untimely, hence there was no standing; then after delaying, without justification, a hearing on the merits until after Joe Biden was inaugurated they "realize" the case is moot. Can't undo a duly elected President, after all. Well of course not, ya big goofs; why dincha hear the case between the date when the electoral votes were certified and Jan 6 -- when it would have been timely and not yet moot. But once again, like every other court in America, they dodged a hearing on the merits.

Dont threaten Phil, OEAE, cause he'll just turn it around on you. Gotta bring your A game against Phil, I'll give him that. Besides, you'll definitely need a pretty long barelled weapon against him, seeing as how he lives at least four time zones away from you in England

This song is ******* hilarious and its not meant to be offensive. Stop being a ****. If you hate it, just don't read it and close the tab!!!!!!!!!

You see what I mean? Anonymous cowards claim to have proof, but never actually provide it, instead resorting to threats (and missing something very obvious). Beyond pathetic.

Phil, no one outside your fellow capital seditionist propagandists for this unelected illegal occupation regime believes any of your lies. We've all seen the overwhelming proofs you keep pretending not to see and hear when we present them to you, and we know better than to trust any of your gaslighting over our own senses. Come this Civil War 2.0 you lawless Commie Globalist vermin are fomenting, it's open season on you.

Hey wth, shut-up! It’s a funny song!

some name I remember from when I first joined here

I read something about something called spam. What is It?

Bet u feel silly now

Leaky Pipes and the MARIO BROTHERS

Because the Minnesota Vikings Wear Purple thats why

I started playing Pimp My Ride (Activision) on PlayStation 2 while at Amandole.

I agree.

Nice job. Lori Loud gave this a 5.

I am a fan of Vanessa Hudgens. Zac Efron went to date Taylor Swift during filming of The Lorax (2012) which Lori Loud says "the entire movie is disgusting".

The Loud House is literally popular than Lizzie McGuire.

I am a fan of Zoey 101, iCarly and Victorious. Victoria Justice appeared in both Zoey 101 and Victorious.

I liked both of your songs but I betcha my parody, Life is Strange, is much more popular.

In a episode of The Loud House (Sleuth or Consequences), Lincoln Loud finds himself grounded by Lynn Loud Sr. [Dad] for clogging the toilet, causing the girls to become ungrounded.

One more reason I'm glad I live in Kansas City and not Jersey City. Last year's election led to my mailbox being stuffed daily with campaign ads. I also saw a lot of yard signs. Guess where they ended up. There was a song I learned in grade school about sixth grade scholars that used this tune. It became my first parody, of sorts, when, about the age of 10 or 11, I changed the last lines from "With our great store of knowledge, we could go to college/We're sixth grade workers, can't to tell" to "But with our sins, we'll go to Hell". It's posted now somewhere on my amiright authors list. This is the Jimmie Rodgers version I consulted, though I may have been influenced by my sixth grade teacher:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUyxCP5Rvco It's great to get comments again.

Good technical scores, let down by basing it on a demonstrably false premise. No thinking person who's observed Biden's appearances since the election could rightfully cling to that crap about diminished verbal capacity. And compared to whom, the previous asshat whose command of language couldn't successfully compete with Koko the gorilla? Prior to the election, there was little motivation for Biden supporters to go to rallies - they knew what policies he supported. On the other hand, trump drew crowds to each circus of cruelty because nobody wanted to miss the next expression of bigotry when he'd throw some immigrant Mayan to his 'christians'.

Impressively consistent with the structure of the original song. I especially like the 'clinging to a job' couplet. It concerns me a little that repeating this 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘪𝘵 canard gives it unwarranted exposure, but I guess you were stuck with using the term used in the parody this one answers. All fives.

Really good conformity to the OS' structure. Top scores in all the boxes. I particularly like the sex, sports, r&r line. If I shared your specific apparent history of hypersensitivity to vaccine, I'd also be cautious about getting others. But for those without such demonstrated bad reactions, reluctance/refusal to get immunized is mostly just indulging in anti-intellectual, anti-science fantasies.

I don't know the OS but this reads easily and has some good juxtapositions of the items found there. If you'd placed the setting in 'Jersey City Landfill' instead, you'd have faced the problem of finding a rhyme for 'Jimmy Hoffa.'

PS I'm an idiot.. the tune *is* the In an English country garden I know, I had misremembered that melody :-)

This is definitely a different song to the "In an English country garden" tune I know, but it has a very easy to follow rhythm, and I had pretty much made up my own tune by the end: I think it's wonderful.

"Politicians' "Vote For Me"
Mingled with some storm debris
(D) and (R) find common ground"

...was inspired

The thing about Sherlock Holmes is that he is a fictional character who is always right because that's what his author has decided. I'm real life, there are lots of times dogs don't bark, and nothing nefarious has happened.

I would dearly love to know what it is that makes some people so certain that a president with the worst approval rating and lowest popularity of any president seeking a second term then losing that election ... what is it that makes people think that election was stolen? Certainly what CML has put forward is utterly unconvincing: assumptions about bellwether states, and misunderstanding of what a group of attorneys general are willing to stand up in court for.

I've read a bunch of claims for things that "prove" the election was stolen, such as a list of "over 30k names of dead people who voted", a list that took minimal effort to show was a list of names of dead people who shared a name with actual, living voters. That's why I ask what makes you so sure there was a steal, not that I require forensic evidence, but to see whether you are also using erroneous claims as pointers to generate your feeling of election fraud.

Because so far nobody has presented *anything* that implicates let alone proves fraud which stands up to any kind of scrutiny at all. And the fact that everyone seems so loath to do so makes me feel that they don't really believe it either, and are doing their damnedest to avoid confronting something that so profoundly affects the world view they've held for the past few years.

This is the kind of switcheroo slash list parody slash title swap I like to come up with - but my first two tries for the original on Youtube from here (meaning it might be a regional issue) doesn't match the first verse of your writing. Can you provide a link to the OS version you worked with and I might fly by again later in the weekend.

I was gonna leave this be, but with all due respect, if you expect people to STFU because there's no court-able proof then the whole World will be a very confusing place to observe henceforth. The proof is near the same as in that story about Sherlock Holmes where a crime was found because of the dog that DIDN'T bark when it should have. Something must be amiss. I'm also told that pattern recognition of this kind is used to catch computer viruses in similar ways in high stakes tech enviroments, you don't have to find the actual virus in observed data to conclude that it's there - if there's too much or too little observed data going back and/or forth compared to what should, then something is wrong and the result/program can't be trusted.

Can we agree that voter identification safety in the US seems to be abysmal even compared to our own two nations?

Paperback Writer is clearly a better title sub ... The first match made in my mind was "All the lonely people, where do they all come from" and "All the Biden (Zonie) voters, etc". At the end I was just casting about for a serviceable title. I don't know how old you were in the mid-Sixties, but there was a fallow period for the Beatles when "Eleanor" and "Paperback Writer" were the only two hits, so those two songs are really a matched pair in my mind

@Patrick - I agree that the regular cadence of the Eddie Fitz makes it relatively easy to mimic. I think if you can write a limerick, you'll have no issue with its structure. To me, the hard part is the length - I don't have enough to say about most topics to fill a complete twotef. I submit to you that Lightfoot didn't either - when your song lyrics drift into documenting the disruption of meal schedules aboard ship you know you're in trouble. Some might quip that his song lasted longer than the doomed voyage did. In fact, the whole saga could have been writ in a single quatrain (internal rhymes for lines 1 and 3 included): So sailors take note: even this famous boat / With its crew brave and true and undaunted / Should not leave the docks with its hold filled with rocks / And expect that they'd get where they wanted

@Phil: sounds a little kinky to me, but as I get older I try to remain open to the things that appeals to you youngsters. Write it!

A title sub I do find a little tempting to write would be something like "The rectum of dead mom risks Gerald" ;-)

@Jay S -- I loved your opening sentence, but after that all of your observations and suggestions were HORRIBLE! Some of the worst I have ever read! P.S. I did use the word "mean." :)

This whole stock manipulation doesn't meet my definition of "investing". Game Stop didn't get a dime for its operations. It's more like investing in "equine sequence derivatives" at the track. Like any Ponzi scheme, only the ones who bailed early made anything. The rest were screwed.

I once did a smoosh of WOTEF with "I Put A Spell On You". The late, great Tommy Turtle once noted that WOTEF is long, but the structure is regular. It is a challenge, but there are a lot shiftier songs to work with. I personally have great trouble with what I call "high speed" songs such as "We Didn't Start The Fire" or "One WeeK". "Major General" falls into that category. Only did that one once. Looking forward to your next TWOTEF.

Same number of votes I got. And same number (0) of comments. The people who are running the asylum now actually believe that a boy can become a girl. Just by wishing it so. The correct term is "eunuch". Doesn't sound very pleasant to me. You can't fool Mother Nature. She isn't subject to majority vote.

I wonder if this vote was rigged.

Hi Peter, nice to see you too :-) But if you're so sure there was a steal, perhaps you'd be the one who can actually give some evidence that it happened?

Really, either present something or STFU. It gets tiresome hearing so many people so sure that the election was stolen yet completely unable to come up with anything even remotely convincing that shows any kind of election fraud.

555 for the parody on its own merits, but had I read this one first and realized what a hornest's nest of comments I'd be getting myself into I'm not sure I would have commented on either. See my comment on Phil's with the same name though.

Of course there was a steal, but I'm voting 555 anyway, because I judge parodies on their own merits, especially when it comes to old friends coming out of retirement to exercise their talents. That said, the same thing happened in Sweden three years ago; the politically incorrect party, that for twenty years had never gotten less votes than predicted in an election, and were predicted to get 23-25 percent, were on their way to 27 percent when the counting was halted, and when it resumed the numbers were "corrected" to 17 percent and stayed there.

Hi! DKTOS, so I won't rate your parody. However, I wanted to hear a lot more about Molly McIntyre besides the mere mention of WWII and TV. Oh, well. My family was a big fan of American Girl while my nieces were growing up. A couple of years ago, I even bought the more recent Melody Ellison (Detroit 1964) books. Hmm..."Rock and Shy the Racists with Protester Melody"? This past year they released a new historical doll from--wait for it--the 1980s! I feel old!

I've not heard the term "Centerfold" for years (decades, even), since the advent of broadband, anyway :-)

..strange fact: I went to the same school as Ian Dury, albeit 20-odd years later

Who in the world is Anne? I will literally have to find out...literally! Anyway, I already seen The Princess Diaries over 100 times.

@Phil: Regarding McConnell and his craven ilk, the less I consider him the better. I'm pleased to know that you liked the extra content. I readily admit that my prior thoughts on the matter was not that my original submission was too short but that Lightfoot's song was too bleeding long. I've changed my mind though and now believe that there should be not just twotef, but three and fourtefs as well. 24/7. Expect in the future an homage to the classic mystery writers and their characters - - with the working title of 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙊𝙣𝙚, 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝘽𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙡.

@Patrick: Thank you. I'm glad you found it instructive; my original version was only a couple of stanzas long because I thought the subject of stock trading was likely to be found inherently unfunny. I guess a little extra snark about how *all* the participants got their deservedly unsavory desserts is always welcome.

The comments have been more about the intro than the parody itself. Your verse has explained what was to me a rather confusing story. The big manipulators apparently got stung, which pleases a lot of viewers. But, as you note, the guys who ran the price up found themselves with a product they could not sell. Game Stop, which I think is a company operating on an outdated business model, never got a dime from any of the traders and speculators. How exactly is this different from say, wagering on the outcome of a horse race or the reels of a slot machine? I wonder if CML counts me among the 40 authors who have written acceptable WOTEF parodies.

Holy hell you are still here? I remember you from almost 20 years ago. Nice

Junk parody

We did this one in School TARZAN SWINGS,TARZAN FALLS,TARZAN BREAKS HIS BUTTERBALLS

Jay S is a sweetheart and a force of nature.

Now, this was worth the extra work - some lovely lines & quips in there, more witty and overall much better than the first draft :-)

On the vote: ya gotta love Mitch, haven't you? "Oh, Trump is guilty as sin, but I'm going to ignore the Senate and every constitutional scholar saying that we do have the power to impeach, and cast off all responsibility in the hope that a criminal prosecution will do the job I'm too scared to take on"

I agree with Jay S. I will literally send my Android tablet back...literally!!!!!

@CML: Thank you.

The fact you sang it and played guitar didn’t make the song any better...so yeah, not even participation points for you.

One of the few good ones on the entire site. Don’t worry about the recording, you sound just as good or better than 50% on this site and I could understand the words without reading them. Sure, some sound just like the singers voice and have a high production value like they know how to “make” them, but most of their content is garbage. Yours is well written and just funny enough to be a parody. You got the important part right. The producer has nothing without the writer. Well done.

The idea was good. The music and vocals are also good. The content is blah. It should have been less about the difference between meats and vegetables and focused more on how fat Megan trainor is and how she eats fatty foods and junk food.

I knew the title was hot for zombies. While listening to the song without seeing the lyrics written out, the only words I could understand was hot for zombies. Why would anyone be hot for zombies? The idea was dumb enough from the beginning, you really didn’t need to make this unintelligible song.

The title was questionable at first...was she a female pugilist, have a flat top Afro, work at an Amazon distribution center or live in a box? The description confirmed the latter and I was very optimistic going in, but the song itself failed to deliver. You just didn’t make her boxy enough to call her “boxy”. Take out the 2 lines in the middle, “begging on the street, your cardboard box is really sweet” and you got nothing. The entire rest of the song does nothing to help paint her as poor, dirty or living in a box. The description also says she collects boxes...where does it mention that anywhere in the song? Why does she collect them? Can’t she collect cans in a shopping cart? Decent idea, weak delivery.

Somehow, you’ve taken the act of pooping and made it unfunny.

I think your kids were just being nice...

A terrible parody. You took a song that was already annoying in and of itself and made it worse. I’m sure most people would say they would be happy if they never heard the original again. You took that level of annoyance and amplified it by 10. All that cringeworthy waste of time and nothing even remotely funny in it. I would gladly listen to the original 10 more times if it meant I never had to hear your parody again. Just the way you say “yeah” makes me want to kill myself. Stop it. You’re hurting people.

I don’t get it. Send what back?

God awful. Mike would be upset that you did this.

Oh yeah, laterite and litchfieldite. A real riot. The boring people who study this boring stuff would still say your song is incredibly boring.

Seems incredibly forced. What is a “locked can” anyways? A can can’t be locked. So if the title of the song doesn’t make any sense...where do you think the rest of the song goes? This one was better left in the can.

Hit the jackpot as well?? As well would imply it’s the 2nd thing that was making you happy...but what was the first? A bad idea to begin with and poorly executed.

What’s funny about it? A grown man writing a song about red velvet cake? The only thing a little “funny” might be you.

Trading stocks = not funny.

It’s very well done. I gave it a 5 in pacing, a 1 in funny. It’s a parody in that it’s different from the original, but it’s not a parody in that there is absolutely nothing in it that is even remotely funny. Could you use the word “mean” once? I also hated seeing the word “banner” and wanted to see “terrible towel”. Something like “puncturing lungs, lacerating spleens, those towels are for blood cause you’re so mean, joe Greene?”

man, it is just so cold still when will it end? when will it end?

@Peter: Sincere thanks for your comment on my lyrics. Regarding the political portion of your note, I cannot of course know what news coverage was provided in your home country. I assure you however that there was ample notice taken by our mainstream press each time one of those nutjob militant gangs (Oathbreakers, Proud Bungleroos, various cosplay commando militiae et al) would RSVP "YES!" to trump's invitation to come to D.C. to usurp the recently duly elected government of the United States.

But the case they were trying to present to the Supreme Court didn't have anything to do with voter fraud or impossible numbers. It was a bunch of people trying to nullify the results of another state without even trying to suggest that any fraud had taken place - I'm surprised you don't know your own country's history better: since when would one state telling another how to run its elections *ever* have worked?

Again, CML, you're claiming something that simply isn't true, that didn't happen the way you appear to think it did.

Sorry, CML, all that attempt at distraction isn't going to work: you haven't addressed anything above, just come out with more unsupported blether. You obviously believe this stuff you've picked up from some unmentioned sources, but I don't see why that should convince me that *anything* you say has happened. Especially when I can go to sites like Politifact who give chapter and verse of exactly why they have come to the conclusion they have, you haven't shown any instances of them being wrong yet you still claim they're completely untrustworthy.

I don't think you are applying *any* critical analysis to the things you believe, instead trusting people who say things you want to agree with and dismissing without thinking anyone who disagrees. This is not a rational way to decide where reality lies.

..and no, "Vespucchistan" does nothing for me: it's a very Trumpian thing to do, invent a disparaging term rather than debate with any kind of integrity.

Whoops, Amerigo Vespucci (damned auto correct)

BTW, how did everybody like "Vespucchistan" That's the name I've given to whatever country were living in after Jan 6. Its derived from America Vespucci's last name .... Is being best joke, da, my Vespuccistanski Komrades? Whew, good thing I studied Russian 30 years ago.

A couple of new items: The Upper House of The Peoples Republic of Vespuccistan just concluded a bizarre exercise in kangaroo jurisprudence wherein they charged that DJT incited a riot. Implicit in that charge was that Trump falsely claimed that the election was stolen. He did this by citing exact numbers of illegal ballots in several battleground states which apparently were false figures. And yet .. and yet, when the trial began, they didn't rebut any of those numbers. Gee Wally, you'd think they would want to settle this matter that is tearing this nation apart once and for all .................. In Michigan, a video has surfaced showing a truck pulling into the Detroit at 3 AM and offloading 60 boxes of 1000 ballots, just as witnesses who swore out affidavits claimed. A website called The Gateway Pundit made a demand for this video in December, and the arena stonewalled the request until February when basically there's very little that can be done. And just by coincidence, I guess, three hours after the ballots were offloaded. there was a 100K vote dump in favor of Josef Stolen ............ And now in Zoniestan, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors (MCBOS) has defied an order by the Senate of the State of AZ to hand over the Dominion Voting Machine and the ballots. Seeing as how Maricopa is a subordinate entity and creation of the State of AZ, and seeing as how only the State of AZ is charged by the Constitution of the USA with ensuring the integrity of elections, this act of defiance is clearly illegal not to mention unprecedented in the 108 year history of the State. And once again, you have to ask why. Don't the folks at MCBOS want to expose all these completely insane, totally whacked out conspiracy theories about Dominion voting machines? Why would they risk going to jail over this

Well of course, no one has stood up at the Supreme Court of the United States because SCOTUS shrank from its duty and said that the Attorney General from the State of Texas and the several Attorneys General didn't have "standing" to contest the many Constitutional violations that should have invalidated the Pennsylvania election ... and by extension the elections in Georgia, AZ, and Michigan. Now in that brief was a statistical section by a Peter Navarro which contained those figures .... Strange reasoning by SCOTUS, inasmuch as Public interest groups representing non citizen aliens have been granted standing. So, sometimes people who are not parties to the original document (illegal aliens) must be granted standing until its necessary that half the citizens of this country be denied standing. What a consistent principle!! .... BTW, some of these suits before SCOTUS are going to have a hearing soon. And at that time SCOTUS will probably "realize" that Omigod there might have been merit here but its all moot now. We can't undo it now. Think of the chaos it would cause!!

You probably should've used "misc" since the 2020s section is missing on the submission form. However, it was probably recorded in 2019 so we can let it slide in that regard. Still I give it 5 5 5 because it was well written.

So now you've done the "Big Fitz", as it has never once been previously called. Thats no small feat; its one of the Big Seven. Be Proud. Only about 40 other people have done an acceptable parody ... in the 20 years this site has been around

I totally plan to use "cheffy tools" in my next 555 food parodies. :-)

Good parody but unnecessary quip at the senate - does it take a European to see the obvious missing "where were all the warnings from all the journalists?". For several days not a single journo warned the World that Trump had told his minions to storm the senate, surely they would have if he had, it's not like his evil intentions have ever been understated before - but then AFTER the storming happened somehow thousands of journos and politicans could all hear it listening back.

Well this is one hell of a debut. The original song (OS) is considered to be one of Amiright's "Big Seven" OS's. That is to say, there are seven songs of such length and complexity that anybody who wants to be considered a master of song parody needs to do them. And you did it in brilliant fashion ... This is probably the best parody of 2021

*chef’s kiss! *

Bolger did TV apprances as well Shirlys Father on THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY

Nope. RBG is a pervert fascist, a Klimate Kultist Kommie, and an evil mass murderer and she's in Hell now. Good riddance and may the rest of you lawless seditious treasonous vermin soon join her there, MP.

When I one-bomb a parody, I put my name on the vote. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a better human being than any Justice put on the Court by a Republican in the last 30 years.

You saying something does not make it evidence, CML: I went looking for anything your multiple attorneys general were willing to stand up in court and aver under potential sanction of perjury, and found nothing to do with voter fraud or impossible numbers. If you won't supply evidence to support your assertion, I can only conclude that's because it doesn't actually exist outside the invention of whichever fantasy news source you have decided to believe.

Read Politicly Correct Bedtime Stories

this aged well lol bye

Oh damn .. (stamps foot in abject frustration) ... caught in one of Phil's diabolical irony traps. See what you got me into, Mr Right Wing 13 One Bomb Guy, damn your eyes!! ..... As for evidence, I thought that one in a quadrillion chance of certain numbers occurring at random figure which was included in a brief to the Supreme Court signed off by 19 States Attorneys General qualified as a "killer" item. Seeing as how you apparently don't agree, Phil, I have some concerns as to your amenability to further persuasion .... And even if I do, I shan't spew forth further on Glynne's thread, seeing as how he is, at present, single-handedly keeping our website going

Thank you, Phil. What I tried to convey in my comment was that many folks tried to find something heroic in the actions of the robinhoodniks when in reality it was little more than a pump-and-dump operation. Hardly noble. The only 'good' thing was how so many bottom feeding hedge fund speculators got shafted when the stock price skyrocketed; but there were also a lot of little guys who lost a packet when the shares they bought at high prices inevitably crashed. Some paid a hefty price for the privilege of 'putting it to the man.' It's positively Shakespearean though that at the end, everybody's dead. Sorry the piece was short but I started it when the story first broke and got distracted from finishing. Now the news cycle has moved on and I have little motivation to invest the effort to protract something that's no longer current. Besides, my best joke from this episode is in the title; it wasn't gonna get funnier telling it over and over again.

This was SOOOOOOO funny, and I'm glad you made it

I think there's a huge difference between a bunch of privateers joining together to buy shares and a hedge fund selling *lots* of shares they don't own in order to drive down the price and make a profit buying them back again. If it weren't for the latter, then then the former wouldn't have happened: the "privateer" reaction was just that, a reaction.

Hedge fund manipulation of share prices by selling stock they don't own is the driving force - I reckon this is a good sort of "market forces" answer to what is a zero-sum game from hedge funds, in that they don't create any wealth with these tactics, all they do is take it from other investors, and them getting shafted by their own gambling habit is simply wonderful.

Loved the parody, btw, just a shame it was so short :-)

I can remember one about The Cobblers Bench

Sincere thanks to all who've stopped to comment. I'm not fully convinced that a bunch of privateers joined together to manipulate the market is inherently any more ethical than when it's done by a hedge fund, but the poetic justice of this event was so sweetly delicious as to be fattening. Patrick - thanks much for your encouragement, but I'm not sure this fleeting news oddity merits a full replication of the original song's length. I believe I've been faithful to the rhyme scheme and used enough of it to have paid sufficient homage to the OS since this is a light-hearted joke, not a documentary.

Missed this when first posted. Nice job with what I found from experience is a deceptively hard internal rhyme scheme. Full marks.

Hi Phil, Claude, Michael...nice to see a bit of the gang. Great new one,

Just awesome. Congratulations!

There's nothing wrong with making money honestly, and I for one applaud the "little guys" for taking action against the Goliath of the hedge funds crowd. Enough of this "I can make money any way I can but don't you dare try to crash my party" philosophy. To be sure, a trio of 5's from me were proudly given!

This parody was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! (Harry Chapin fans will get the joke.)

It wouldn't be an official Edmund Fitzgerald parody if I didn't at least comment. This is the beginning of a great idea, and I encourage you to keep going, and repost it when you've got all 14 stanzas. You appear to have the talent.

Some blanker have already shorten this parody at 111, but thanks to your intro "excuse" I accept its shortcomings in full, just like you say it's an awesome title swap and idea, I'm investing 555.

So, CML, you're suggesting that Trump supporters are conducting voter fraud? I think my irony meter has just exploded

...PS, you don't seriously still think that the election was stolen, do you? Have you found some killer evidence you're still sitting on?

i remember this in 3rd grade im in fiifth now... i believe im lazy during quarintine im became crazy

Don't you mean "id-dolt" Phil?

Excellent stuff - I like the OS (have also done it once or twice), and this was a super addition to the oevre. It's a shame these Trumpistas (well, it's probably only one - ironic that they're complaining about vote-rigging these days) can't see past their hatred of anyone who doesn't like their idol.

You got someone who doesn't like you much, Glynne--this wasn't bad at all. Screw the hater(s).

Relax, he's dead.

Its not a clique. There is a way for one person to register large number of votes. Think about it. I've seen 70 thumbs down being registered in less than 100 views, along with zero pro Trump comments You think the vast majority of our readers are hard core Trump supporting deaf mutes? .... And then there's the fact that the vast majority of political parodies are anti-Trump; but then again, aside from myself, Trumpians are all deaf mutes. But then again .. again, maybe not

Glad that I'm not the only one who hates that damn Phil.

You, author, are as f--ked up in the head as well as all of your fans are.

Ah, a refreshing non-political, non-pandemic parody! I'm giving you a 555 on your geography test!

ありがとう !

I figured it out...Linda Terhune=Alpha Skua.

Fromageous! Fives.

They're not Mary Poppins haters; they are the same 13 Donald Trump supporters who mark everything I do as ones following my parodies slating their hero!

Looks like Amiright's clique of Mary Poppins haters are up to their vile one-bombing tricks again, Glynn. Hang in there mate. Dont be deterred. We must not allow them to suppress our right to freely do parodies of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Everybody is leaving California first under Moonbeam Brown now under Gavin Newsom yes were still stuck with these Dip-Wads

Facepalm, Trump sure as hell thought he was "CEO" of the US as President. Idiot was WRONG.

OK, CML, so what about it? Can you either provide something to show what I've missed, that 17 attorneys general have stood up in court, under oath, to say that the numbers are impossible? Because the only thing I've found that has those people sticking their names against doesn't claim that. So that means that against a Politifact site that you haven't shown to be wrong, you have given *absolutely nothing* that supports your contention that things were as impossible as you claim. So either take back the claim and admit there was no fraud, or show something that does support what you assert happened.

@ Patrick: You may be fooled by the government, I'm not sure, but if so I am sure that it's not in the way you seem to think. Look at the young protesters in Hong Kong, look at Antifa, look at Anonymous for God's sake - they're all using masks to protect themselves from surveillance cameras. Only the right side of the US seems to have arrived at (or been fooled to reach) the conclusion that masks in public are against their own normally die hard concealed carry interests in this age of ubiquitous surveillance. How in all overfrozen hells did that happen?

@ Susanna: Maybe a take on "Son of a preacher/vaccine man" next time?

Only a Commy could think that a CEO of a company and the POTUS of the US could be compared in that way!

I wuv u, u wuv me, lets gow out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang he's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur

Here is the link, go to the 6:25 mark and here lyrics correctly. https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-13-e-03-dabney-coleman-the-cars

Patrick, say I am CEO of a company who got caught selling illegal drugs. I am indicted of the crime a week or two before my scheduled date of leaving the company (in fact, I was terminated). Upon that date of termination, does that mean my indictment gets tossed out and a trial isn't gonna happen? NOPE.

Insane. ^^

*they're

Might as well learn to love it; the climate's been changing ever since there was such a thing as a climate. Can't guarantee it's necessarily going to change for the warmer, though, especially in your locale. Greenland, for one, is still nowhere near as green as it was back when the Vikings named it that.

RIP Tom Moore.

We Finns love global warming yes that's just what we do and we don't care a damn if climate turns too hot for you...

Great, BUT...Sing it for god's sake!!!!!!

I real'y thought is was Sheep

Don't Monkey Around

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,YOU ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO,I CALLED THEIR PHONE NUMBER,AND THEIR COMING FOR YOU

Dropped his can of Nitro BOOM none left

Then same Hitlers turn

BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD,GET A BACKHOE OPERATED BY A CLOWN,BARNEY BURIED SIX FEET DOWN

Let's say we all wait for the vaccine. People in general have been surprisingly calm and disciplined, and everyone understands the situation. As it is winter now, even getting an ordinary flu sucks, not speaking about the coronavirus. My parents are among the first to be inocculated, and my sis-in-law (who is a nurse) has gotten it already. Wearing the mask sucks, but it also gives a sense of anonymity, and as it is winter and cold now, it has the unexpected effect of warming the breathing air. My mother is a polio survivor, and she made sure we all kids got our shots in good order. She is a living testimony of the fact that not so many years ago people really used to get killed and maimed from diseases which can today be fully prevented.

How is the pandemic affecting Finland. Masks have become such an industry here that I'm afraid it will never end. Is there resistance to vaccines where you live? A lot of political conservatives feel that vaccines will carry tracking information or alter one's genes. There are a lot of stories about children who, over the years, have suffered from autism and other serious health conditions due to vaccinations. My sister is a nurse and she won't take the vaccine.

Coke? They quit selling beer?

This is wrong. The wierd Al Song is called another one rides the bus The original song is another one bites the dust by Queen

COVID-19 has already killed more Americans than WWII. No common cold has managed to do it since 1918. But stupidity obliges.

"We can drop our masks and go!"

No you can't, dearie! We OWN you now! Soon this overhyped common cold virus will "mutate" again, and we'll have you chumps wearing diapers on your faces FOREVER!

You should hook up with the people performing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auI9Cx8SGX4

Hmm.. try Trump in a federal court, so at least there is a chance of an impartial judge/jury (well, in theory, anyway), rather than half the jury being scared they'll lose their jobs if they convict? And would result in him being a convicted felon and spending the rest of his life in prison if found guilty? I can see the appeal, but we all know that as he was president when he whipped those people up, the federal courts won't pick up the baton, which would lead to a precedent of any outgoing president being able to do anything with impunity. Someone needs to hold Trump responsible, but it does appear that too many Republican senators are too cowardly to step up to the plate.

I wish I had thought of this!!!

Patrick - trump was impeached while he was in office for offenses he committed while in office. The constitution reads "The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments." The operative word is *all*, there are no exceptions noted. Additionally, among other errors of logic in your position, not having a trial in the Senate would deny him a forum in which to attempt to refute the charges in the article of impeachment.

After Trump left office, the Senate no longer has jurisdiction. Any federal indictments would have to come from a federal prosecuting attorney. Strictly an exercise in hatred taken to an extreme.

Second greatest Super Bowl commercial of all times (after the 1984 Apple MacIntosh). Wonder what the kid's mom said when he walked in the house carrying that smelly, dirty old shirt. That might make for a great detergent commercial. Amazing how one song can be transformed into something totally different. But, isn't that what we're here for?

Nice parody.

Hey Porf .. Catch (these fives that is, nyuck nyuck)

Define "American". No other country lets just anyone in. You have to know the language and be committed to the culture. And be able to support yourself. My part of America is doing fairly well, local government corruption excepted. I don't want what Biden's handlers will do. I just watched a TV show set in the 1930's. A young woman was dreaming of leaving her small town and moving to New York City. A lot of people share that dream, because a lot of people are there already. I see NYC as a place where I couldn't own a car, couldn't own a gun, and would have to put up with a lot of aggrevations that don't exist or can be avoided in Kansas City. No one in KC wants to make rules for NYC. NYC, however, wants to set the rules for Kansas City. The only peaceful resolution is what I call Secession Without Slavery. Democracy is only a tool. Not always the best one. "Separate But Equal" schools and lynch mobs are forms of democracy. The Democrats are wanting to let people print their own ballots at home. Anyone with any brains can tell what the result of that is going to be. That's the plan.

Mmm...could be!

That's "urinating" unless you're talking about taking a trip to Uranus.

Patrick, there was so much factually wrong with that, it's hard to know where to start (e.g. check where the 2009 swine flu pandemic started). It would be nice if people checked their ignorance before spewing over the internet.

Then get out. And leave America to people who love it.

はは！てゃtいsふんy！はい！☆☆☆☆☆　ｓｔａｒｓ。

on god bro please leave me alone

YES! Nice to know SOMEBODY gets it!

Thanks, Lemon!

A good, wholesome, old-fashioned parody. Actually funny. Is that "half-assed stew" perhaps a slice of donkey?

I thought about what the country has become during the Chiefs/Bears playoff game. A Chiefs player had just tackeled the Bears quarterback. The QB spiked the ball in the Chiefs player's face. Other players from both teams jumped in. It the was the type of brawl I hadn't seen in a long time. It was a disgrace to the game. But it seems to be par for the course these days. The Covid virus originated in China, where all the annual viruses start. It migrated from Europe, via Chinese factories in Italy. Trump did not cause the virus, he could not do anything significant to stop it. Biden won't have any more control over its course than Trump did. He will have the benefit of a number of competing vaccines that may have a positive effect. If gasoline is affordable and there are readily available jobs everywhere, I don't care what the President does in his bedroom. And that particular story sounds like a major league hoax. Trump is a notorious germaphobe. Look it up. He won't shake hands with people. Biden is beholden to the Green Agenda, which offers only higher prices and less mobility, by design. Cancelling Keystone is an integral part of that. I remember the gas lines and the $4 a gallon fill ups. The economy ground to a halt. Biden announced an end to deportations and is inviting the rest of the world to come here. If walls and fences are such a bad idea, why is the DC crowd surrounding itself with new-built walls and fences, manned by thousands of soldiers? I recall when AIR was a forum for discussing parody ideas and techniques and for recognizing an amusing turn of phrase. Comments of any sort have all but disappeared, and now all we get are shrill outburts of profanity and ad hominem attacks. Like freedom and fresh air, I'm afraid the good times here are gone for good.

Long time vet here, this was nice...a bit random but at least the pacing was 100% correct which sometimes adds to the enjoyment of the parody. Don't sweat it worrying about responses, or lack of them---the traffic here isn't the same as it had been in the past. I just happened to pop in, trying to see if the place hasn't died. Just keep doing what you are doing!

Trumpers don't like facts because they are so difficult for them to comprehend and/or they aren't as interesting.

Remember when this site used to be fun? This sort of exchange is a f***ing disgrace.

I agree I have been looking for it too. Anyone?

Sorry. It just sucks.

Patrick, you are a goddamned liar. The Keystone Pipeline was NEVER going to create jobs, and it was an environmental disaster. The border has NOT been opened. We will be LESS energy dependent. Don't you get it? America has had enough of you right-wing bastards, Trump most of all. Stop your lying and become an American!

i love this song, me and my friends keep singing this song on the school bus. and laughing at it because we hate barney. (P.S., were 5th graders)

Biden worst then Obama

Re-reading many, many years later... This is still fricking awesome :-)

First day in office Biden writes away thousands of pipeline jobs, then opens the border to illegals to take the jobs away from the few who still have them. Signed away our energy independence. Remember $4 a gallon gas under Obama? Coming soon under Obama 3.0. Good luck getting to work if you have any at those prices.

I'm currently working on another parody and it looks like nobody commented yet 😕

>But I completely reject any source that purports to proves that what I am saying are lies, especially Politifact. When you present facts in a legal brief you aver, under penalty of disbarment, that you believe these facts to be true. If you are found to be lying, there are consequences. Can you say the same for Politifact?
Politifact quotes its sources, what it can find out and what it can't. I've never caught it misrepresenting sources or lying. If you think it's so unreliable, I'm sure you'll find it really easy to give me lots of examples of it being wrong.

As I understand it, you're claiming that a Democrat plot stopped counting in a coordinated manner in four battleground states, and this was argued in court by barristers under penalty of disbarment?

That's not what the Texas amicus brief was saying, at least not that I could find within the 44 pages published: that was a claim that Texas has the right to overturn what other states have done, and with no sense of irony calling other states' behaviours unconstitutional. And that is the only action with "Seventeen Attorneys General" that I could find (you know, you really are awful at presenting a case: it would really help if *you* knew what you were talking about, and linked to something that supported your contention, rather than leaving it up to the other person to google).

It didn't set out any instances of actual fraud, just tried to overturn the results in other states because their rules changed.

> Why hasnt any court listened to witnesses who, under, penalty of perjury, signed affidavits that Republican observers were chased out of counting centers in Michigan and Pennsylvania. You'd think a court would want to expose these lies and punish these lying, perjuring miscreants .... But no. No court has ruled on the veracity of these facts at all
The courts haven't ruled on the veracity of these assertions because no lawyer was willing to present said evidence to a court, not because the courts haven't listened. It isn't up to a court (not talking courts of inquiry, but law courts) to decide what evidence is placed before them, it's up to the plaintiffs to enter evidence into the court (or the defence to offer evidence to counter their case). It has seemed fairly clear to me that the reason these things haven't been put before a court is that Giuliani and co know damn well their claims of fraud do not stand up to inspection. For example, the "list of 12,500 people under-age in Georgia" would definitely have been used in court, if it actually contained 12.5k examples of children who voted - but I will bet that like the list of "dead people who voted", it doesn't. It contains names of people who are underage (or dead), which were found by a name search and no attempt was made to match these names to actual voters. That's why they haven't been presented to the courts as evidence - because the lawyers know it's not:
https://theconversation.com/why-trumps-election-fraud-claims-arent-showing-up-in-his-lawsuits-challenging-the-results-150505

>So, if this is a lie, it is the greatest lie ever uttered in all of history.
Hardly. But it *is* a great big lie from someone who has spent the last well over four years telling ever bigger lies. I'm not even sure that Trump recognizes truth or even reality any more.

The PS5 (PlayStation 5) was literally released.

I hate Barney. Kill Barney f*** Barney and f*** joe Biden

You not to be trifled with when it comes to argument, Phil. But I completely reject any source that purports to proves that what I am saying are lies, especially Politifact. When you present facts in a legal brief you aver, under penalty of disbarment, that you believe these facts to be true. If you are found to be lying, there are consequences. Can you say the same for Politifact? ....... Seventeen Attorneys General with a combined 500 years of experience stated in a brief that the numbers that showed up after midnight on Nov 4, are a thousand orders of magnitude beyond impossible. So, if this is a lie, it is the greatest lie ever uttered in all of history. And if this is the case why didn't the Supreme Court take the case on its merits and discredit this idea once and for all ...... Why hasnt any court looked at the evidence in Georgia, which sets out 7 different categories of ballot fraud, each of which would reverse the result. Why hasnt any court listened to witnesses who, under, penalty of perjury, signed affidavits that Republican observers were chased out of counting centers in Michigan and Pennsylvania. You'd think a court would want to expose these lies and punish these lying, perjuring miscreants .... But no. No court has ruled on the veracity of these facts at all ......... And if it please the website, that is all I have to say. The prosecution rests

WHEN THEY GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS,DEMOCRATS,PLAN A TAX,THEY'LL TAX US FOR BULLETS AND BURGERS,ONLY DEMOCRATS KNOW WHAT GOSE ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

all this rain, It needs to stop so I can perform something and get some more money

We're getting a lot of rain. When is the last time it rained this much?

Well. Since I come from the land of hockey, how can I not pass up the opportunity for a hattrick. I think the best time for that would be whenever AOC gets replaced. Shouldn't take long.

OK.. I can see why presented that way and taken without analysis this might lead you to conclude that the election "must" have been stolen, but..

* bellwether "predictions" are not predictions, they're a statistical anomaly. Just because an election has tracked a small area in the past does not mean the same thing will happen forever into the future: any change in a tiny subset of the population does not mean it will definitely happen everywhere else, or vice versa.

* The changes to voting regulations were not happening in a vacuum: we were (and still are) in the middle of a pandemic, a pandemic that is being taken seriously at a level corresponding very closely with party affiliation. Describing the change as "introducing fraud prone innovations like mail-in ballots" is so inaccurate as to be untrue: mail in ballots are not an innovation, they've been around forever - yes, the changes were trying to make it easier *because we're in a pandemic*; the other is an assertion that isn't true just because Trump has repeated it since April: please supply evidence to show mail-in ballots are so much more fraud-prone that they are even the tiniest bit more likely to cause a change in the result

* You say "it is impossible that these ratios could have occurred randomly" - thing is, nobody has claimed that it was random. Whoever wrote to the Supreme Court was either utterly ignorant of mathematics, or being fraudulent themselves: not being random does not mean fraud is the only explanation. It was being widely reported before the election that postal voting patterns were heavily skewed towards Democrats voting early by post. To the point where even John Oliver was making predictions of *exactly* what happened on election day - not only the counting pattern, but Trump's evidence-free assertions about fraud because of it. Claiming fraud "because the numbers can't be random" is ignoring that a very obvious (and nothing to do with fraud) cause had been reported on for weeks beforehand.

* You say "Penn, Georgia, Wisconsin and Michigan late into the night when something happened that has never happened before in even one state -- the four states announced that they were stopping the counting until the next morning. This was a lie designed to lose the Republican observers" - as far as I can tell, this simply did not happen: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/nov/04/facebook-posts/battleground-states-did-not-stop-counting-votes-el/

To summarize: you've got a mishmash of things that feel wrong, none of which prove fraud, some show a lack of understanding of mathematics, and some just plain didn't happen.

Seriously, come up with some evidence of fraud, or do the honest thing and admit there was none.

As the old American saying goes, "Sometimes it takes a song parodist from Sweden ..."

Clever, fun. Liked this a lot!

On to the big event. As predicted by the bellweather metric, Trump was leading by comfortable margins in the states of Penn, Georgia, Wisconsin and Michigan late into the night when something happened that has never happened before in even one state -- the four states announced that they were stopping the counting until the next morning. This was a lie designed to lose the Republican observers. ....... Then, within a few hours, they resumed the counting. Next thing you know, the damndest thing happened -- within a few hours enormous and impossibly lopsided ballot dumps showed up favoring Biden ... 570K--3.2K in Pennsylvania; 143K-25K in Wisconsin; 195K--11K and 136K-29K in Georgia ....... Seeing as how virtually all ballot dumps prior to the bogus stoppage favored Trump, it is impossible that these ratios could have occurred randomly. In a brief to the Supreme Court signed on by the Attorney Generals of 18 States, it was averred that the odds of these numbers occuring at random were a quadrillion to one. But Mitch says no evidence of fraud. Well, I say that unless a quadrillion is a meaningless numbet or unless 18 AGs thought it was a strategic move to inflate the actual odds by, say, a trillion percent .. there is some evidence

So, where to start. Several months before the election, Dem lawyers started a campaign to circumvent the Republican legislatures of four battleground states in order to introduce fraud prone innovations like mail in ballots and less strict measures to validate mail in ballots .... They did this by a legal weaselization know as "Consent Decrees" This is where a Dem plaintiff sues a like minded Secretary of State in a friendly courtroom, and the defendant "caves" and agrees to some innovation which is more prone to fraud. Then the court proclaims this decree as law. This is a fraud firstly on Article III of the Constitution which stipulates that courts are to be used only for cases and controversies. There's no controversy going on here. And it is a fraud on Art Ii which stipulates that only state legislatures may pass laws regarding elections

Michael, looks like I'm going to have to use a Scrabble board in the future. Biden is about to sign an executive order banning "assault darts". Too many people in British pubs have been stabbed with them in barroom brawls. Don't want that catching on here. Kansas, for some reason, bans Ninja throwing stars. Probably saw one too many Bruce Leye movies. As long as I can tote an automatic pistol and a 13" switchblade, I don't lament. or send contributions to the National Ninja Star Association. If I really want one, I can buy it at any martial arts store in Missouri. It does seem though that there is an inordnant number of votes on some parodies this week. Also, some phony comments using other peoples' names or pseudonyms. That we don't need.

The dead, the illegal, and now, the underaged. I'm sure civics teachers, if there still are such people, hold mock elections in their classrooms to show students how elections work. Now the Democrats are gathering the ballots from the schools and counting them, too. Doesn't surprise me. From what I heard, the Supreme Court refused to hear the evidence for fear that just listening to the Republicans' assertions would have been enough to trigger a real insurrection. I did notice that my vote total is greater than for all the parodies I posted in 2020 combined. I wonder if the Biden camp counted those in their favor, too.

This is funny, cant deny it. Also, anonymous, i hope thats a joke bc this song is a joke lol

As someone who's at one end of the Boomer years, I resemble this parody ;-)

Excellent stuff

To answer your question Melanie - Donald Trump supporters who give me ones for everything I do!

https://pjmedia.com/columns/stephen-kruiser/2021/01/26/the-morning-briefing-trump-opens-rent-free-office-space-in-liberals-heads-n1409649

Funny, original and spot-on, I think you nailed it!

I like this parody but it's kind of disturbing not gonna lie I was going to tell my piano teacher to sing it but I think is gonna say no because the things that the song says

Much epic 👌

No comments as usual.

As I write, my view is #24. True, more votes than views--kinda like the election that wasn't stolen, isn't it? BTW, I didn't place a vote here. And can we please move on, leaving the Trump-bashing to recede? Then again, if our new President * continues with his agenda, plenty of people will have plenty of time to compose more ditties like this one (oops, plea for B-style unity, no?)

I see, 12 views, 25 votes.

14 views, 27 votes. Ugh. I feel like a Christian Scientist with appendicitis.

As clever as ever, Arch. You realize now you're almost legally mandated to do one with "I Know Him" now that you did the first two?

"There is nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months."

Comrades, your country now belongs to us.

Night of the Long Knives? Never heard of it!

We're so proud of our election integrity that we're going to kill you if you question it!

Remember, every vote you receive on amiright is every bit as legitimate as a Biden ballot trucked in to an unmonitored vote-counting center on November 4th 2020 at 4:00 A.M.

You don't stop all this seditious insurrectionist talk about "free speech" and "First Amendment rights" and all that crap, comrade, we're kicking you off our platform too!

Those Siskel and Ebert bums
Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs!

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

Now, now, comrade Willie, all voting on amiright is free and fair and represents the will of the people. Let's have no more of that seditious talk about stacking ballot boxes from you; we might have to send you to one of our Truth & Reconciliation gulags for your displays of insurrectionist tendencies.

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!"

"Salute the Marines!"

We must admit - he blew it.

Good lyrics but I admit your POV sucks.

You will also notice that the 1's far exceed the number of views. Currently 104 1's 67 views. I would always prefer 555 spiders from mars to 104 republican stars. The consistency of 1's across songs has been going on for several weeks. The can stack the ballot box, but they won't sign their work.

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Has anyone else noticed that every single one of the anti-Trump parodies for this date all have the same number of 1's? As of Sunday night 6PM, we ALL have 104. Something mighty strange and Trumpy about that. Must be the snowflake Trumpies all voting at once.....

Seeing as how no court anywhere has taken up the evidence up on the merits, you cant say they have been laughed out of any place. And lets say that an attorney in a sworn affidavit says that 12,500 illegal ballots in Georgia came from underage voters, which is a greater number than the winning margin. Are you saying that this is "no evidence" that Dems stole the election in Georgia? There are ten separate categories of illegal ballots in Georgia which are greater than the winning margin. But once again, no evidence. ..... BTW, if your side is going to talk insurrection, you should take care not to remind soldiers them how much you loathe and despise them, like when you forced 5000 of them to sleep in a DC garage with access to only one toilet. You"re going to need them on your side

You dare question the integrity of our voting system, comrade Izvyenitye Menya Lyeni? We must not allow you to continue this seditious insurrectionist talk. To the Truth & Reconciliation gulag with you!

Whoever gave Randy 70 up votes in 58 views; you should cool your jets. You're as obvious as a Philadelphia ballot counting center

"She's really a princess."

"Really? And you're a great sorcerer. And I'm the King of Cashmere."

Those so-called "whistle blowers" who claim without evidence that the votes are rigged have been laughed out of every court in the land, CML. Only dangerous insurrectionists claim otherwise, which is why they must be censored and deplatformed.

No, Phil I am not "that guy" Theres a certain style of argumentation used by the right that is toxic to the man right in the middle. I avoid that style cause I'm trying to reach that guy. I have several siblings who are or were lawyers; so Ive learned over the course of 40 years of sparring with them to avoid saying patently stupid sh*t, lest you get your @ss handed to you ..... So, Ok Phil, you're an even handed, even tempered gent; I do believe I'll take you up on that challenge. Will have to collect my thoughts for a day or so

Now Patrick, dont let those 65 TUs go to your head. I have it on good authority from whistle blowers deeply embedded inside the Amiright vote counting center that your total may be somewhat inflated ;-D

@CML: That "in other news" comment was yours? Self-selecting polls of which YouTube votes are a subset are never representative, and anyone who tries to use them to prove any kind of wider point really needs to learn some statistics.

Maybe you also understand cherry picking data: manually selecting only those data sets which support your desired outcome, and intentionally ignoring things that don't. Such as.. you know: an actual vote which has been ratified by (including Republican) election officials. Show evidence of actual vote tampering and I'll change my mind, until then, the election result was exactly what it was and pretending indicators of outcome always predict the outcome is fallacious.

You want a bellwether: New Jersey. Since 1964, it has voted for the winner of the popular vote every time except 1976 and 2004 -- and those two were really close.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, another right-wing nut bites the dust.

What the hell are you talking about, Patrick? Do you just put words on a wall, and throw darts at them, and then put them together to make a sentence?

But at least they are waterproof, or they should be.

Looking at this on the day before the big playoff game, I rewrote the second stanza: Chicken wings upon their chest/Hot barbecue, they're Buffalo's best/One hundred fans we'll feed today/Leftovers we'll take away.

And then we move to the 19 (sometimes 18 or 17) bellwether counties. These counties are significant for being dominated by neither Reps or Dems, which means there is no fraud going on in these places .... Since 1956, every winner has won the vast majority of these counties, except for JFK, who still won the majority. Joe Biden won only one of these counties, by 4 points. Trump won his by an average of 15 points. He also won 51 out of 57 of a larger sampling of bellwethers by an average of 12 points. These highly predictive metrics indicate that Trump won the general in a landslide. So the idea that ol' Zhou Bai Deng got his ass handed to him in the bellwethers yet still not only won, but won in a landslide is, to quote Mike Tyson, woodicwous ..... So what could account for this? Hint: the fact that JFK won without the bellwether states strongly suggests he got some help from the ol Chicago underground vote, IF ya know what I mean.

Well, I know how the bellwether voting metric works. Since 1852, the winner of Florida, Iowa and Ohio has won the election 41 out of 42 times, with the exception being JFK. And in the case of Kennedy he lost those by the barest of margins. Trump won Ohio and Iowa by comfortable margins. So nobody who breezed thru these states has lost since 1852 ..... So what evidence is there for Pennsylvania or Michigan or Wisconsin to buck this highly sigificant trend? Well, Pennsylvania had the largest rallies anywhere right before the election and Trump had a 700K lead by the end of the night. Clearly an ominous sign that a 170 year pattern was about to reverse itself. How about Wisconsin. Was it their gratitude to the Dems for those riots that caused them to buck that historical trend. What about Michigan? Was it their infatuation with Wretched Gretchen's abusive and hypocritical lockdown that did the trick? Or was it something else?

Three-For will take his place soon enough.

F***, do you mean Lightning, as in the flash of a nuclear warhead over Tehran? Or Tel Aviv or Riyadh, or both? I am trying to find Cashmere on the map. Or maybe I should look in an upscale boutique. I trust you are keeping warm. As long as AIR stays online, you can look back at this parody in a year and see how much has come true. Oh, by the way, FDR, this is the best and most inciteful comment I have ever received. Thank you. Or should I say, "spasibo"?

The Republicans have never talked about taking away Social Security. The Democrats are always ranting about taking away guns.

Why do you need to import illegal migrants when you can make up votes from thin air? When the time comes, the regime won't care whether you are liberal or conservative, they'll suppress anyone who has any sort of firmly held beliefs. That's why the Nazis recruited Communists. They already knew how to believe, it was relatively simple to instruct them what to believe.

@Another pseudonym: you think youtube votes are a reflection of how people actually voted? Huh?? Do you have any concept of how voting (both online and in elections) actually works?

Thanks! I appreciate that.

...a sampling of how the American people ACTUALLY voted in the 2020 elections shows up on YouTube:

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

They've already removed the comments section and erased tens of thousands of down votes, but the real down votes just keep flooding out the fake up votes! Probably going to have to do a Dominion Systems-style vote flip next to pretend the POS illegally occupying the White House represents the will of anyone but the treasonous vermin who stole the election for him and his Kommielaw Whoreass.

That song gives mr GREAT memories of the summer of 1990. Never thought a Hammong organ could sound so good, light and trippy. I have that CD it's on too and I love it! Love your rewite too!

Thanks, Dylan. I ain't such an Al gore fan myself, being married and dominated by that loudmouth shrew who tried telling us what music to listen to. Tipper Lipper Gore Whore sassed off the mouth about ELO ('secret backwards messages, wooooooo...) and even John Denver ('Rocky Mountain HIGH'). Stupid ignorant broad. Then on Clinton's 1993 innauguration day she shook her ass to the milquetoast Fleetwood Mac. Anyway, thanks for the complement and that ELO show was a load of bigtime fun. One of the BEST shows I've ever been to and I've been to ALOT of 'em.

Also, I am the King of Cashmere!

...EVERYONE is taking a dump on you seditious traitors and your POS illegal White House occupant!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

We did it!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

EVERYONE takes a dump on the whiny toddler POS illegally occupying the White House!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

...EVERYONE knows the POS illegally occupying the White House is a fascist pig!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

TrashTrump is a TRAITOR!

Outstanding song about a fascist pinhead!

...everyone knows the POS illegally occupying the White House is the raving fool!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

...EVERYBODY hates the POS illegally occupying the White House.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

It's funny to be in a place where your own language isn't what's spoken there, is it? Of course, going to Japan, EVERYTHING is different! The language, writing system, driving in the left lane, YOU.

...ScrewTube can't remove the downvotes for the POS illegally occupying the White House fast enough!

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

...all the REAL voters hate the POS illegally occupying the White House:

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mostpopularpresidentever

Thanks, Keya!

This parody deserves 555 kings, unlike that fake-ass guy above me who's clearly NEVER won a single Super Bowl ring in his life.

Do you even know what you're talking about? JRB will bring us Lightning to the Nations!

OK, this anonymous 1-voting cabal can go die in a hole now! Seriously, this is a great parody, and here's 555 Spiders from Mars for you!

I know, right? Anyways, here's 555 ELO starships for you!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

FDR in 1933 or JRB in 2021 could have delivered this very speech, unaltered, with equal accuracy. On his first day in office, Joe Biden signed away 40,000+ jobs and our nation's energy independence. We will soon be cast into a war with Iran at the behest of Israel and Saudi Arabia. Free speech, perhaps this site, will be suppressed. Our economy will be placed under the diktat of foreign organizations dedicated to our destruction. There will be another generation of wounded warriors selling blankets on late-night TV ads. Muslim terrorists and Central American social dependents will bring their hate and diseases here across a wide open border with a BIENVENIDOS sign in the sand. The once Almighty Dollar will be printed into oblivion in computer code, we won't even have the paper or wheelbarrow the Weimar Germans had. All legal means of resistance will be taken away. I don't have that many years left and I sure have other desires on how to spend that time. Evil prevails.

Yeah, what a bunch of whiny toddlers! I sure didn't cry and whine this much when Dubya crushed that whiny loser Al Gore in the 2000 election!

Get it on .. Fang a dong .. Get it on

Never mind those 19 one-bombs I left on your vote chart, Mike .. I thought this was really good Also the Russian word phrase for goodby is Do (until) Svyedanya (the meeting .. ie, until we meet again) ... Many years ago about 30 of us colluded with a Russian woman, Nina Sorochenko, to learn her language

My fellow Americans, the only thing we have to fear is a crippling, decade-long depression, one in which thousands will die by starvation, riots, or even their own hand. This is the sort of depression that destroys the faith of a people in their nation. The sort of depression that does not make one stronger from the great challenge it brings, but, rather, weaker. Weaker from the hunger. Weaker from the idleness. Weaker from the sight of one’s friends and neighbors unemployed, financially ruined, and driven to an early grave. Weaker from the emotional, physical, and spiritual devastation that will surround us, day after day.

I stand before you today with a message born not of hope, but of despair. Yes, misery awaits us all and there is nothing we can do to avert this grim fate. This economic depression is far too great for any of you to overcome, and there is nothing left for America to do but suffer. All is lost. The situation is hopeless.

Be afraid. For you have very good reason. Banks are closing. Unemployment is at an all-time high and climbing every day. Stocks once worth hundreds of dollars are now worth pennies. Millions of you have lost your life savings in financial institutions you thought were secure but are not.

And, lest you think otherwise, let me assure you right now that this misery will not end any time soon. No, you would be well advised to get used to this unhappy state in which you currently exist, for it will be a very long time, perhaps more than ten years, before your lot in life will finally get better. Most likely, you or someone in your family will die before that time. How will you endure this for so long, you ask? For many of you, the answer to that question is simple: you will not. You will die like a sick street rat in the gutter, penniless and trembling, your clothes torn and your face covered with the filth of the street.

Yes, we as a nation are doomed.

Biden did not show in AZ; it was Kamala Harris. And she was in a parking lot about 2 miles away from a place I once lived. And yes, there was a local TV reporter who was absolutely gobsmacked at the fact that there were no audience AT ALL ..... I certainly remember 1968, and the Vietnam protest as I had older brothers who were born in '48 and '50 and '52 who would argue endlessly with Dad about the war. I can even remember the Life magazine cover showing that Saigon police chief injecting a lead pill into that Viet Cong terrorist's noggin ... But I dont remember Aretha at the Dem convention

I have family in San Diego. I wish they'd move back to a more rational part of the country. But Mama doesn't appreciate the sort of weather we're getting in Kansas City this weekend. The only other place I've ever lived was South Bend, Indiana. I was a lot younger then. I remember that rally in Arizona. Biden showed up and the only people there were the mariachi band the campaign committee had hired. That attack on the Capitol was aimed at stopping the Republicans from challenging the ballots in the contested states. There was absolutely no reason for Trump's supporters to interfere with a perfectly legal and constitutional process. The insurgents pushed the presentation of the Republican case to the wee hours of the morning when the media wasn't watching. My brother, who didn't watch the inauguration, asked if the assembly took a knee when Lady Gaga sang the National Anthem. I said that if they had, they's still be there until someone with a crane hoisted them up. Gaga, wearing more clothing at one time than she wore all last year combined, did do a very credible job with this song that has confounded a lot of other celebrity singers. Are you old enough to remember Aretha Franklin at the 1968 Democratic Convention?

Yeah, we've always known what hateful racist fascists all you election-thieving lawless seditious traitors really are. That's why you're already plotting to put us in concentration camps.

Zonies -- term of endearment used by denizens of San Diego and other SoCal coastal cities to describe the hordes of AZ heat refugees who descend upon these cities like a Biblical plague of locusts in July and August ...... Seriously, there are more Zonies in San Diego beach communities in late July than Fornies

This is good. Yeah, scary and funny. Yet with 23 died that's not so bad overall. Some people will bad reactions to it, not everyone is alike. That's a fact. Planet Earth has 8 billion people. I hope you are one of the lucky ones who get no side effects from the vaccine. IMHO, the vaccine is better than nothing. My uncle died of CoVid on Dec. 23, 2020. He was 89 years old, a recent widower. Good job and good luck.

I'm jealous! You got more 1's than I got for my vicious anti-Trump parodies. The Orange Julius makes it so EASY to spoof him. He had so many people resign, get fired, or just do some stupid crap that 2 years ago I was able to pull off "We Didn't Start the Fire" and had plenty of names to fill in. And those snowflake Trumpies with their 1's. HAHAHAHAHAAHA.....F TRUMP----HAHAHAHAHAHA......

I’m pretty sure you work there

"The legend lives on".

perfect its super appropriate i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is great. The original song came out when I was at age of listening to music on my own instead of all the milquetoast 'adult contemporary' BS on the AM radio when I was growing up. I grew up with The Police and love their music to this day. A few years ago I saw Sting and Peter Gabriel in concert, doing each others's songs together - like a Daryl Hall/John Oates duo. It was amazing and amusing. And Peter Gabriel taking lead on this song put a whole new light to the song, and him. 5's all the way.

'Voice', voice of projection you are. 'True American' in name only you are. The false messiah you follow who does all these things is now out of power and has lawsuits awaiting him. Don't you have a father-daughter dance in an elementary school gym to go to? Or are you preparing to take your little sister or your mommy to the HS prommy? Go back to your milquetoast fantasy world, it's 2021 and America will do fine without your Trumpian childish attitude. Truth hurts and you know it. And don't say anything back, that only would show even more that you need to progress past the 6th grade.

... toned it down... dammit!

Thanks Matthias! The idea was at first to write a list type parody about side effects upon side effect upon sideeffect stacking up one after the other - but I toned it done (partly out of necessity because of the tricky original song) and then I saw the news out of Norway (that are way more open about their failings with Covid than what my own country is).

You are a true master, "True American".

Sounds like Donald TrumpTraitor's kind of song. His 3rd wife is into porn, he loves getting spanked and he's a CALIGULA.

You don't have any standing to ask for a recount, Joe.

One of the best I could hear Leslie Gore singing. .Everything "matched"

This is a pile of crap, just like the child-molesting illegal White House occupant and his whore and all you lawless seditious vermin who support his illegal occupation forces.

I think this is very creative, just very opinionated. I like the design of t, just not what it says, still art doesn’t have to make everyone agree with you.

What are you whining about, comrade Willie? You're not suggesting there's been any vote fraud here, are you? That would be seditious insurrectionist terrorist talk, you know.

It wouldn't be an official "Edmund Fitzgerald" parody if I didn't at least comment, and I loved this. And not just for the sentiment: It was well-written.

This song is exceptionally evil, considering all the absolute horrors committed against Africans and Natives. One day melanin races will make up songs like this about the demise of the colonizers. Our children will sing it in their school yards.

The trash has been taken out, the White House fumigated and disinfected. And, what Michael said.

Outstanding! The original song is pretty complicated at best and I can see how you really put a lot of effort in writing this. Kudos and fives, dude!

Loved this! Scary and funny at the same time!!

Gun Collector the 44 Magnum revolver the Dirty Harry uses built by Smith and Wesson

59;s rock inspires anti Trump songs. As the Beatles say. "Let it be".

Trump's a weasel face and when he's in prison he's gonna eeeat that rat, eeeat that rat, eeeat that rat, eeeat that rat...

Glad to see Trump go go go go, goodbye! And I can't wait until tomorrow, tomorroew Trump goes away. Wart, wart hogggggg, wart hog, wart hoggggggg, wart hogggggg!

Good parody here bur 'Biden a try'? Joe's 8 years as VP is alot more qualifications that TreasonTrump ever had. I think those eight years as Obama's side man will serve him well.

Thank you!

38 views, 52 1's

52 1's 28 views

I have looked at Duc4's titles, They don't look as extreme as mine. Also someone posed as me on my other submission today. I replies by calling mysels @real William Little.

Ah, don't sweat the comment and the 1s; it's just crybaby MAGAs who still want their precious racist/sexist/everything-ist to stay in charge...

You can't change da waws of physics, waws of physics, waws of physics You can't change da waws of physics, waws of physics, Bugs We can't change da scwipt, Bugs! Huh-uh-uh-uh! If I give it any moah, she's gonna bwow, Cap'n!

I traveled in a different crowd. Or if not exactly a crowd, a much smaller circle of acquaintances. If you knew my dietary habits you'd know that the practice you describe would be double-plus unclean. I don't eat bacon, shrimp, wild game. I don't drink alcohol. I don't eat fish and chicken on the same day. Avoid cheese. I'm more that a little weird. I have a large vocabulary, can speak or read much or part of 9 languages. But there are still a few words which have eluded me. Looks like it finally found me. Now I'm going to have to make the futile effort to forget it. Security code AR5, which is all that will be left of your AR15 after Shotgun Joe Biden gets through redesigning it.

I've begun seeing comments posted by someone who is using other authors' names to spread foul language and sexual innuendos. Are you sure this is Duc4? Our site is under attack and I don't think it's from the Russians.

Mine was the first comment on this parody. How did that fake news comment get ahead of it? Someone is hacking this site. Everybody look out. This is not amusing.

I started writing this while it was happening. I stopped cold after I heard there were four people killed. The fifth was a capitol police officer. After everything played out, I felt I could revisit the project. It still took me most of the two weeks to write it. Like Gordon, I did use a little poetic license, Most all of what I wrote came from verifiable news sources. It looks like Duc4AmIRight needs to grow up. Cunthole? Really ?????

It was supposed to to be "Blue States Voting Me Away" it was late. I did not catch the typo.

Pat, where you been? Vore is a fetish for eating or being eaten. Everybody knows that!

Pat, where you been? Vore is a fetish for eating or being eaten. Everybody knows that!

I can buy the first comment, but is someone hacking you on the second? I don't think it was a Russian.

Could you have meant "vole", a small, blind, underground mammal? I've not heard of "vore". Michael, maybe you can educate me.

Just you wait, MP! By this time next year, those pedophobic "age of consent" laws in every state will be ruled unconstitutional, childlove will be legalized, and we Minor Attracted Persons (MAPs) will finally be free to come out of the closet!

Trump was his own worst enemy. But I'm afraid the direction we're heading is to $5.00 a gallon gasoline, dependence on Saudi and Venezuelan oil, and war with Iran. I voted for Trump in the hope that he would work with Vladimir Putin to check Middle Eastern terrorism and North Korean adventurism. Trump could not control his own tongue, but Congress, the courts and media could restrain him from causing any real damage. Biden, and soon Harris will not be subject to any checks or balances whatsoever. I remember 1968. This has the potential to be much worse. Back then there was tear gas in the air. It's still there, but now we have the Covid virus, too. Congratulations on 2001.

The best tune for a long-form narrative. Quite well done. You covered all the main points. I'm still not sure on the death toll. I know of an Air Force veteran who was shot, and at least one police officer beaten to death. The mainstream media has not provided details on the others. At least one congressman gave the toll as six. Maybe you know. I hope AIR remains a forum for free speech. Most of the rest are fast disappearing.

Vore? I always knew you were a pervert, Willie, but I never knew you were this much of a sicko!

Don't know the original song, but love the sentiment.

Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go, the Trumpanzees wanna be sedated!

And stay out, Dumb Donald!

This is a great parody, that, I can tell you. Believe me!

5-5-5 all the way baybee!!! :-)

5-5-5 all the way!!! :-)

Donald Trump inspired and encouraged the insurrection. He is a traitor and he MUST be punished.

Glad to see that TRAITOR go! He really doesn't deserve to live another day, he's a Caligula.

Can this top Metallica's live version? This is good.

Yes it is great, and this Christmas season was a real reason to celebrate because of the victory. Then that TRAITOR committed another CRIME on January 6, 2021. There's going to be a lot of crap uncovered when Diaper-Stinker Donnie leaves this week. That Caligula/Hitler will meet his justice!!!!

It's time for der Fuehrer to face the music. He's got less than 48 hours to get his ass out of the White House.

Elvis was no racist. I doubt that the King would supported der Fuehrer in the first place. Good p.o.v. narrative of a p.o.s.

That traitor scum has less than 48 hours in the White House. Cheers!

I suspect that, had he lived, Elvis might have been fooled into thinking Trump was the right man for the time the first time around, but that he would have been appalled at how he governed, especially the children in the cages, and would have enthusiastically opposed his re-election.

Don't let the one-bombers get you down. To Hell with them. It's great.

Im anuder viktom uv tha publick ejuhkayshun sistom, nd i kant spel *sedicious* propurly.

I agree that Dhani Harrison is a good musician. His Beatle daddy would Beatle so proud!

How about a Thousand Year Reich?

Gotta give you some credit Ptrick for posting the most intelligent and reasoned pro-Trump statement I have read in the past five years.

Sure, Hulu already tried this model and it failed, but did they have a c0ck in their name? I think C0CK— I mean, C0CK— er, NOT!

I agree. Disney has totally screwed it up bigtime. Just like STAR TREK after Gene Rodenberry died, after the mid 90s it all turned into a soap opera.

I had something similar in mind, but Redneck Dirtbag instead of Teenage Redneck. I guess you beat me to it.

BTW, 5-4-4.

On the contrary, I heard plenty about Ashli Babbitt on the MSM, as well as about Brian Sicknick, the Capitol cop, a Trump supporter, who was bludgeoned to death while defending the Capitol. In fact, the New York Times and the Washington Post ran articles about Ashli Babbitt about a week ago, before this parody was written. I haven't yet learned the names of the other three or four people who died, who suffered medical emergencies during the incident. If Ashli were your sister, you would mourn her. No matter what. Good or bad. You'd mourn her because she was one of you. If you are White, or a Trump supporter, or a right-winger who believes this election was stolen, you may feel that Ashli is one of you. If Breonna Taylor were your sister, you would mourn her. No matter what. Good or bad. You would mourn her because she was one of you. If you are Black or Brown, or sympathetic to POC, or upset about unarmed POC being shot or choked to death by police, you may feel that Breonna is one of you. Suppose a woman robs a bank because that bank denied her a loan. The police chase her car and shoot her dead. Suppose across town, a different woman is pulled over for a broken taillight. She reaches for her driver's license. The cops shoot her dead. I would feel sad for the first woman, and outraged over the second. I agree that, unless she was carrying a weapon, Ashli didn't have to be shot, but she broke into a federal building and breached a barricade. Breonna was asleep in her apartment when cops went to the wrong house--and apparently didn't identify themselves--tried to break in, and her boyfriend defended their home against an assumed burglary by firing a shot, and the police let out a barrage of gunfire, killing Breonna. Now ask yourself: how many cases are like Ashli's, and how many cases are like Breonna's? Both these women were killed by cops, under very different circumstances. Both are our sisters in humanity, our very distant cousins. You may feel closer to one than to the other, and that's okay. Yet one was breaching a high-security building trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power. The other was at home asleep. Say their names.

Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. --John Donne

Who the blankety-blank gave you 13 sets of 1's? This parody is funny! Some lines were hilarious! I like the "we're doomed, we're doomed" refrain. I don't know the tune well enough except for the choruses, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt. 555 francs!

Wow, has it really been a year since I posted any parodies here--especially during the year of COVID? Anyway, I see that the 1-bombers are still 1-bombing and that the political debates go on. I'm too tired to debate at the moment. 555 from me.

I like this already!

So when Antifa fractured journalist's Andy Ngo skull they were fighting Nazis .... cuz nothing says "Nazi" like a small gay Vietnamese journalist who was beaten up by a dozen heroic "resisters. And nothing says "Brownshirt" like smashing your face into another man's fist. And nothing cries out ultramilitarism like.being the child of parents who were forced to flee from their homeland after it was invaded by North Vietnam in violation of a peace treaty ....I mean that was one of the big things about Nazi Germany, right --.how it was the victim of France violating the Treaty of Versailles

Timely subject, Brilliant lryics, masterfully executed. Great Job!!

And I met him once, got his sig on a GH CD. RIP EDDIE MONEY AND EDDIE VAN HALEN TOO.

>Trump began his political career by questioning the citizenship of Barack Obama. Waste of time.
More than just a "waste of time" - it was a demonstration of fundamental dishonesty, a willingness to believe or lie about stuff that was provably untrue. One might call it "Obama derangement syndrome". In any sane world, it would have been something that killed his political career stone dead rather than kicking it off. A bit of a foretaste of what was to come.

> He spent a lot of time on "lock her up" regarding Hillary Clinton. At best, he was the lesser of two evils. And Hillary, by far, was more evil.
No, she wasn't. In 2016, most of what was said about her was a lie: if she really were that evil, there wouldn't have been the need to make it up, there would have been real life examples (and the many Republican-led congressional investigations would have found *something*). But Republicans, scared of what a Hillary presidency would look like, had been lying about her for at least a decade by then. You repeat a lie for long enough, and people start to believe. Enough people to swing an election, anyway. Seriously, if Hillary was that bad, Trump has been in charge for four years and in that time installed innumerable federal judges - you'd think someone might have brought charges. But no, they (Trump included) knew damn well nothing would stand up in court. Because it was nearly all made-up rubbish.

> A substantial number of people still believe that life begins at conception, that there are only two sexes,
..and they think they have the right to force this belief on everybody else, making America the land of the "Free to do and be what I believe"

> that the nation has the right to protect its borders,
..nobody is disputing that any nation has that right. The definition of what "protect its borders" means has shifted over the years, but it's not now going back to some halcyon era that never existed

>that we should not intervene in other nations' wars, that we should not be spending our money in foreign countries. There is a core set of beliefs that were once accepted.
No, it isn't, or rather wasn't "once accepted": the US has been intervening in other nations' wars (or starting them) since it was strong enough to do so: why do you spend nearly as much on your military as the rest of the world put together? Spending ones money in other countries is something rich countries do to make themselves feel better but mainly to gain influence. It has always been a factor in countries' foreign policy self-interest, even the not-so-rich ones.

>Our elite in government, education and entertainment no longer accept them and are vigorously trying to suppress the "deplorables" who still hold them. Trump was the only available option. I could have wished for a much more consistent and coherent spokesman. We got what we got.
I get it, you didn't like the choice from the status quo, and wanted something different. I can understand that, but if a conman whose only interest is self-interest and whose attitude to the truth is that it is whatever he says it is, if that kind of person is "the only available option", something is very, very wrong

>The fact that he is so virulently hated by the kind of people who hate him tends to make me admire him more, if only for the fact that he had the strength to hold out and to punch back when he could.
This is where I think your underlying reasoning is fundamentally flawed: somebody being hated by people you don't like does not of itself make them worthy of admiration. After all, these same people would similarly not like Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper and Hitler - you wouldn't want them to be President, would you? Trump has been thin-skinned and unbelievably petty - he was President of the United States, FFS, and punched even when there wasn't any "back" - a bully who couldn't take the sort of comments he doled out on a regular basis

>We may miss him soon. The real tragedy is not that Biden may have forged ballots to win, but that he didn't have to.
Trump has made the US an international laughing stock (a bit like his "Britain Trump" Boris Johnson over here is trying his hardest to do to the UK). He has never understood the job he was supposed to be doing, and was far too stupid and arrogant to realize. He has had a complete disregard for any kind of honesty or decency - for me the tragedy was that anybody at all voted for him this time around, let alone more people than voted for any other presidential candidate except the one he was running against. It's only his ego that can't take being beaten that means he has to hang on desperately to the thought that some ballot-rigging was involved. He should grow up.

Pacing is superb! Wish I could give it a six.

Same here, Patrick. The more I like a song, the more likely I am to do a parody of it. And then its like I own the song; I improved it, somehow. At times thats quite literally true. There are some songs that have great melodies but only so so lyrics. Put better lyrics to it and you have a great song.

Pacing is right on. I get the same feeling every time I hear a new song or an old favorite: I want to rewrite the words. I think most of us here feel that way. Maybe this could be the AIR Anthem. As I went to enter my comment I noticed this: "DKV. That's the code for my security. Charlie Grosvenor watches out for me. And here at least, speech is still free".

Trump began his political career by questioning the citizenship of Barack Obama. Waste of time. He spent a lot of time on "lock her up" regarding Hillary Clinton. At best, he was the lesser of two evils. And Hillary, by far, was more evil. A substantial number of people still believe that life begins at conception, that there are only two sexes, that the nation has the right to protect its borders, that we should not intervene in other nations' wars, that we should not be spending our money in foreign countries. There is a core set of beliefs that were once accepted. Our elite in government, education and entertainment no longer accept them and are vigorously trying to suppress the "deplorables" who still hold them. Trump was the only available option. I could have wished for a much more consistent and coherent spokesman. We got what we got. The fact that he is so virulently hated by the kind of people who hate him tends to make me admire him more, if only for the fact that he had the strength to hold out and to punch back when he could. We may miss him soon. The real tragedy is not that Biden may have forged ballots to win, but that he didn't have to.

I was wondering what you would do for 2000. A good choice for a milestone event. Who was passing out the 111 ratings? I didn't catch the Edmund Fitzgerald reference. Maybe the "waste of time"? I've certainly wasted a few OS on the subject. Congratulations. Looking forward to 3000.

very funny, I liked it. wow, this has been on the web for 17 years.

Congratulations on hitting the big 2k :-)

Hey there, how about if you do some parody expressing your views on Cocomelon, Pinkfong, or other modern children’s music channels?

Autism/10

Isn't the actual OS "I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles??

Claude *and* Michael? It's like old timers' week here at Amiright :-)

Ah, Claude... be careful what you wish for: because of Trump, the Republicans have lost the Senate, too, and the left over there is in a far better position than might have been (though, hell, if you think the Left there is "extreme"... most of 'em would still be considered "centre right" at most in any European country.)

Wildcard, a parody is a comical version of an original song.

what,s a parody?

Fun. Liked it!

@Glynn - It's not 78 people voting 1s, maybe half a dozen at most who think (if "think" is the appropriate word) that it's their patriotic doody to register their displeasure at their cult leader being disrespected.

@Rand - Amiright has always allowed political parodies, it's people here who have changed the tone: the people being s***y have made it what it is.

Outstanding work as always, Phil! Hard to believe the idea hasn't been done before, always good to see one fall into the right hands. Of course I don't necessarily agree with *every* word - my take on Trump has always been that it's good to have SOMEONE pushing back against the extremists taking over the left. But it's like we're in Die Hard and the terrorists are in the building and there's only one fly in the ointment that can stop them. Only we didn't get Bruce Willis - we got, like, Biff from Back To The Future. And "Yippee Kai Yay, BUTTHEAD" just doesn't work

Patrick - if I give you things that Trump has actually done which show just how stupid he is, will you take it on board, or just assume that I'm someone with Trump derangement syndrome?

..e.g. masks: Fauci didn't recommend them at first, because evidence of efficacy wasn't present. When it became clear that they can cause a significant reduction in the transmission of the virus, he did recommend them. THIS IS WHAT SCIENCE DOES: it changes advice based on the best evidence available.

It is painfully obvious that Trump has no understanding of this: it's all about him. He'll recommend masks if the person recommending masks says nice things about him. He is too stupid to learn things, and too arrogant to listen to people who know better (unless they praise him first). He really is the most pathetic man-baby ever to (dis)grace high office.

And as for parodies: we both know he is incapable of writing any kind of coherent parody. No word skills at all.

This place has become such a s***hole. And getting worse all the time. Allowing lamebrained, divisive political parodies was the biggest mistake AIR ever made.

Patrick, CML, you guys are talented parody writers. But you're also delusional fantasyland believers. Kudos on the talent, shame! on the Kool-Aid consumption. Wake up and smell the reality, truth, facts. Seriously!

Ive considered where I get my information from, and it comes from people that knew from the git go that the collusion thing was.a complete.hoax, and that the Hunter Biden laptop was genuine, that impeachment I was total nonsense, and that Trump had a real chance to beat Hillary, and that the polls that said Hillary would win were utter horsesh*t, and even that, months before the elections Dems would attempt to steal the election .... So where are you getting your info from?

What has Trump actually done? What has Congress or the courts even allowed him to do? Can you cite an example of his "racism"? "Sexism"? "Homophobia"? If people thought masks were a good idea, they did not need his example to wear them. Fauci didn't recommend them at first, for fear of the public hoarding the few available at the time. Now they have become a permanent industry that is never going away. A flawed character who could have been a spectacular president, but for the attacks directed at him and the country since the day of his inauguration. Last night I spoke with someone who has Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's a real disease that has taken over her personality and left her hateful and filled with desires for revenge and violence. She doesn't even know the man, will never meet him, but has allowed news coverage to alienate her from her family and friends. I don't know any conservatives who are going to let their disapproval of Joe Biden run their lives. The man does like trains, so maybe we'll get a few more Amtrak routes. Best to think of DC as a giant soap opera set. Moderately entertaining, in a sick sort of way. But I'd never want to go there. When Facebook and the rest "cancel" everyone, AIR may be the last free-speech forum left. I can't wait for Donald Trump to post a parody. I wonder if he'll get any comments.

Lots of votes but no comments. I've heard there were at least two police officers killed, along with other deaths in the crowd on the lawn. No details on MSM forthcoming. The media still remembers the woman run down by a car during one of the first Confederate statue riots. They never mention the two highway patrol officers who died that day in a helicopter crash while watching over the crowd. It's harder than ever to get the straight story on anything. Giving guns to semi-trained cops or guardsmen then surrounding them with threatening mobs is a receipe for trouble. We're bound for more trouble. The suit and tie tour guides are going to be replaced with shave-headed steroid stormtroopers in black armor and helmets. No average citizen will ever want to run the gauntlet to visit the Capitol again. Congressmen and their staffs will feel more important.

Awesome I love it

Steve Goodie and I are going to collaborate on the recording for this one. He will be playing all of the instruments for the backing track and I will be doing the singing. This parody will be featured on one of his upcoming albums and when it's all done, we will be submitting it to Dr. Demento and hopefully, it will get some airplay.

Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Orange. (Orange Who?) Orange you glad he's going?

For a lot of people, with those five words, Joe Biden went from a reluctant choice to an all-time hero, regardless of the result. Who knows: Maybe those five words changed the world.

The c**t referenced in the link looks like T**** with a wig.

I see it as most people do in the UK, and I'm not worried about using my real name.

So you think 78 voting all ones is fair?

Two well know movie critics SEAGULL and EGRET

I've been (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) (cough) ing to much to sing

Well put. Glynn - he has no sense of shame.

If commenting using someone else’s name is rife on this site, then why not introduce registrations like nearly all other website do? You would have to register your username, email and password. It’s not rocket science.

Remember, folks, amiright voting is free and fair. There's no vote fraud on here!

Ha ha ha... Of course, if you're dumb enough to believe the stolen elections were free and fair, you're dumb enough to believe anything I say over your own lying eyes.

Hahaha.. because of course real Antifa leaflet writers would describe Trump-supporting types as "patriots". About as credible as claims of election fraud.

..the real one (again). Because obviously pretending to be someone else makes your case _so_ much stronger - claiming someone else is lying makes perfect sense when you're lying about who you are.

https://www.naturalnews.com/2021-01-06-staged-viking-who-stormed-capitol-building-blm.html

ANTIFA COMRADES!

On Nov. 4, don't forget to disguise yourselves as patriots/Trump supporters: wear MAGA hats, USA flags, 3%er insignias, a convincing police uniform is even better!

This way, police and patriots responding to us won't know who their enemies are, and onlookers and the media will think there are Trump supporters rioting so it's harder to turn popular opinion against us!

This is a movement, I’m telling you. They’re not gonna stop. And everyone beware because they’re not gonna stop. They’re not gonna stop before Election Day and they’re not going to stop after Election Day. And everyone should take note of that. They’re not gonna let up and they should not.

Banning, censoring, deplatforming, and doxxing everyone who doubts an election's legitimacy proves the election was free and fair and we have nothing to hide!

Remember, a lie told often enough is the truth!

Hey, everybody, watch me repeat the election-stealing Democrats' talking points (i.e. bald-faced lies) and pretend the cowardly and treasonous judges ever even allowed the evidence to be presented! Then watch me insult your intelligence by rationalizing that if Democrats can cover their ears and shut their eyes and shout down and censor everyone who presents the mountains of evidence enough to keep them from being seen and heard, then the election thieves OUGHT to be allowed to thwart the will of the American people (who voted overwhelmingly for Trump) and the rule of law! Here's hoping I'll survive the totalitarian left's purges when they take over MY country!

This is the actual Phil Alexander, rather than the coward pretending to be me: it's a bit weird that people who are so sure they're on the winning side are too afraid to post their real names. But to the poor little scaredycat who feels that using my name to try and make a point somehow gives it more gravitas: seriously, what evidence is there? You've had your chance of a day in court, but nothing presented long before these frivolous suits started being thrown out because *so many* had already failed to present evidence of fraud.

Maybe that was Giuliani's plan all along: present nothing, time after time, until judges lose patience and declare that cases lack standing; then use that lack of patience to claim that judges are biased, just so that the people already down the rabbit hole have something to cling on to.

Tell you what, though: if the Democrats had somehow managed to finagle many millions of votes without leaving a spot of credible evidence that they fixed the changes, maybe they're just so much more competent than Trump and co. they ought to be allowed to govern for a bit.

There are 80 million of us patriots and only 60 million of you election-stealing traitors; and you're on the wrong side of this civil war you're fomenting with your censorship and violent attacks on us.

(I really need to kill myself.)

MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! How I love the taste of Biden's feces!

Anything that agrees with me is great stuff! Either you stand with the election thieving vote fraudster Commie traitors who subverted the will of the people and are trying to destroy America, OR you're a patriot who stands with President OrangeManBad the real winner of the 2020 elections, and we want to rob, rape, and murder you. After our blatant false flag operation on the 6th, ANYBODY who sticks up for Trump against us lawless seditious traitors is a true American; and that's why we goose-stepping Commiecrats want to rob, rape, and murder you.

Remember, when cowardly and treasonous judges say you "lack standing" and don't even ALLOW you to present your evidence, that's the same thing as your having no evidence!

Dinosaur steaks sure taste good. Ask Fred Flintstone.

Damn, man! She's just like title of the OS.

That OS was the 2nd song in the set by (Jeff Lynne's ELO). And even referred to the original band itself. If Jeff were to read this, he'd probably be smiling.

Beeelllllllllcccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty good, better than Iexpected here but the traitor Spankee Dee tried to overthrow the government the other day and he MUST be punished!

When your girlfriend or your wife does this, you do what Oran 'Juice' Jones did in his 1986 hit 'The Rain': you cancel the bank account, cut up all her credit cards and dismiss her. YEAH!!!

WTF, man? Is this Ivanka Trump's p.o.v. of Melania or something? WTF?

Tanya Roberts was a movie crush for me when I was younger. I was sad to read about her passing away. She was such a hot gorgeous goddess.

Well done. Diaper Don is an embarassment who needs to shut up and go away. He's a bigger traitor than Benedict Arnold.

Very well said, and a great and timely parody this is. Either you stand for democracy and the will of the people OR you're a fascist who stands with the traitor SMF Donnie Douchebag TrashTrumpChump. Period. And after the other day, ANYBODY who sticks up for Trump is not an American.

Revisiting this as I couldn't remember who had done an "I'm depressed" substitution. It is a magnificent example of the genre, one of the very best

If there were "overwhelming evidence" of fraud, you'd think that Giuliani might have presented some in court. Why do you think he didn't?

Q.What did the Seabird say when he dropped his fish? A.Frigate

That works perfectly for the US; maybe not for England as you tend call those places pubs

Seeing as how "Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids" is one of the great lines in rock history, you should try to nail it as.best you can ... So, here is my wholly unsolicited attempt ...... Bars aint the kind of place to take your wife .. It leaves her cold as hell .. But its the only place to watch it with my mates

Sedition is claiming to be.the president when you know damn well you won 6 states thru.fraud. On the other hand, what sedition is NOT is offering overwhelming evidence that massive fraud occurred in 6 states. Sheesh, in Georgia, it was all caught on videotape. There's as much evidence that fraud occurred in Georgia.as there is of Kennedy being.shot by.Oswald

I.used to have dreams like that. So, the doctor took me off Effexor

I didn't know Barney was hated this much..

Yeah, we know that's what you are, Biden.

Pathetic traitor seditionist POS loser.

Great parody! The rhyme, meter, Americana. And the coda Ratta tat tat tat! I live in India and have sung this for American colleagues and they can hardly stay in their seats for laughing. Great job! Please do many more. Especially on a certain outgoing President ; )

I parodied "Waterloo" with "Stalingrad" , which was Hitlers Waterloo ..... Stalingrad -- killed the dreams the Fuehrer had

today, Jan 6, 2021, "they're rioting in Washington" and COVID is everywhere, especially bad where crowds gather with many in the crowd not using face masks.

"Will faith in them be restored again?"

Nope.

what's with all the smoke around here these days? There a dragon near by?

Liked--quite a bit of the spirit (and content) removed from the monologue section, but I dug the "Valley Girl" callback. After all, you would have to be insane to do the entire thing.

Had a similar idea, might take this in a different direction down the line later. 444 because to many original lines kept.

Paul Peterson from the Donna Reed show - who said he could sing?

Nat King Cole - long gone but not forgotten. Apt parody to the OS.

Get that ad off my text.

Likewise, my favorite ABBA song. A song of war, just like "Sky Pilot", though without the bagpipes. Actually, the best ABBA recording was the instrumental "Arrival". First heard it only a year or so ago. What took me so long? If you must have a "Fernando" parody, you can always track my "Fitzgerald", about my fall-back topic of choice. I'm trying to visualize "Prancing Queen". Funny. Last chance to laugh. Two weeks from now that stanza will be a "hate crime".

See if you can get William Shatner to sing it.

@callum, it's good to know that people are not only looking up older parodies, but reading the comments as well, it keeps this site from getting moldy. It would be sad indeed (not to mention a waste of server space) if parodies more than a month old were never read again. If you wanted to keep your comment buried in obscurity, it would have been better not to respond to NOIP. Lesson learned.

Love this! There was a little stress on the wrong syllable, but for the most part this was the first 1985 parody I've seen that I could sing along with to the melody of the actual song.

thanks for the pennies

@no one in particular -- thanks for setting the record straight on a comment I tossed of the top of my head 15 years ago which is found on a thread that probably has not been viewed by anyone in over 10 years. We wouldnt want this piece of disinformation to go viral, would we

Why is Asparagus so expensive Tell me Why

@callum: There is no such performer as Shadows Over Silence. I tried google searching and there's no results outside of Amiright. Not even on Allmusic.

Excuse me, but is this a real band and/or song? I can't seem to find info about them on Wikopedia or Allmusic.com.

Where's "Fernando?" H0ow can you have a ABBA Megamix without "Fernando?" That was the most ABB-stastic song of all

I Have A Album: Meet The Gavins and Alice In Wonderland (Pardy of Alice In Chains)

I can't fight this laughter anymore.

On second thought, Elmer could be Scotty.

me and my big mouth of course magic is evil

He steps on a Land Mine KA BOOM

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rorygallagher1.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/deeppurple81.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/motorhead24.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarley42.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/ironmaiden67.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/wizard2.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/patbenatar62.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/wolfmother3.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kingsofleon22.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/stonesour5.shtml

Improved version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thinlizzy32.shtml

If you dont blow down the house, you cant have any bacon ... How can you have any bacon if you dont blow down the house!!

Dont stand near the white van, Darling .. Just know that the owner"s insane .... This is teally good

You dont mind if I show this to some fencesittering friends of mine, do you? They're still operating under the delusion that you people can be reasoned with

I agree. Those videos will literally be taken down from YouTube as soon as possible because those violate copyright infringement laws.

OH YES! I made it to the next castle, but I think I need to rest for a day before asking for the job

24 views, 52 1's

Loved it and always enjoy your work

Someone really hates David Bowie

Best line by far: Five Sodding Months .... Perform that in a pub and you'd have everyone singing it by the end

This does describe me to a T. All my siblings live out of state. I have only one child that lives near me, and she's 25 miles a way as the crow flies and 33 miles away as the car drives. And shes paranoid about the idea.of killing me with Covid ... So all I got for Christmas was a Zoom meeting with 6 siblings and about a dozen nieces and nephews that looked like a cyber version of the Hollywood Squares

Ha ha, Zen Adam B! I just so happy they learns how to use more than just Tweeter!

39 views and 43 1's

Remember, they killed the dinosaurs. Bring your glitter guns!

The 43 1s are a sign of quality.

I liked this parody very much, even though the scanning was a tad off in places. Do not be discouraged by a Trump cultists arranging for 14 worst-possible votes.

Having said that, lets look at a few of your parodies. This one is quite good. Its pacing is good, meaning it "sings" like the original song (the OS) It also makes a sharp, satirical point using an OS that lends itself well to biting satire. I should know because I've done the OS myself

I have to tell you, you probably picked the wrong time to post twenty parodies. There's been a glitch in the monitoring and review of.new submissions. Normally, we have at least 4 postings a week of new entries. Even in the best of circumstances, its best not to post so many parodies at once, as many are going to be overlooked

But what was the comic point of changing one word from yellow to purple. Thete wasnt any, that I can see. I once did a parody of "Behind Blue Eyes" targeting Obama called "Behind Brown Eyes" ... and it was remarkable how much the lyrics described Obama to an O (from a right wing POV) you scarcely had to change a word. But that was the satirical point.

But do our younger authors know that the Bird is the word? That's the point I was trying to make

Great idea for a parody!

There once was a parody where the author had changed just one word and made it much, much funnier than the original song. I wish I could remember what the title was, but I was a noob at the time, did'nt even I knew I'd become a regular. The point is that it can be done (but in most cases, like this one, I can't see why it was).

That would be an easy way to do a parody. Not particularly imagninative, but easy. I think I'll take on the challenge of "Sun River", "Green Christmas", "Going to the Temple", "Start in the Name of Love", and a few hundred more. Should be done by next week. Maybe I can top John Barry or at least Robert Arndt.

Here is my recorded version of a Trump parody to this song... enjoy.. https://youtu.be/Cys0BpK3kPU

Borat's daughter, Borat's daughter, Rudy no no no no.

Nice work! 74 million Koolaid drinkers and counting!

Ler's get coup over with. Adolph is onboard!

CML: Well, everybody's heard about The Bird, that's for sure.

Awesome.. security code "DEM" :-)

While I think this is characature of what AOC says, the sort of opinion you'll hear from people with an axe to grind, it is an extremely good parody (and far more worthy of being read by Ted Cruz in a filibuster than the original :-) ), Definitely the best dem-bashing parody on here for many years, if not ever :-)

One of those "I wish I'd thought of this" ideas, superbly executed.

My dad sang that too

I never liked green peas in any form. Black eyed peas are ok with me. Rack of lamb is delicious!

Clever.

Quaranteen really sucks, doesn't it? In Every Dream Home A Heartache.

One thing about this one. When I was in college, somehow there would be outsiders coming into the library 'magazine stacks' and would either flash at students and/or would be caught jacking off.

Did Prince tell you to cover this song and substitute the word 'purple' in it, or what?

< chef's kiss />. Happy never-aftering to him!

Sanks you, Lance! And sanks you all this more than fourty trigger little Magat boys and girls - you all makes a girl so happys! Keep pushing the 1s, kiddys! Much loves to you alls!

I've been so tired lately

How does chargin my laziers qualify as a parody? It doesn't sound like the original wording or mean anything close to what the original cover says... maybe its over my head but I'm just curious because I like this stuff. I doubt your talking about what looks like lazers shooting out if her hands but you could be so just kit let me know k?

Years later I saw her again and not only had she stopped smoking, she had also left her Order and had gotten married. So I said to her, "I'm glad to see you finally kicked the habit." ....... Yeah, nun puns izz da best

My second grade nun used to smoke like a chimney, even in bed. And she never changed her clothes. Talk about a nasty habit!!

I have been looking for these lyrics everywhere and finally found them

The only touch screen I found is that on a Nintendo DS game console.

OMG! This is the funniest s*** I've ever read. Might not even be a good parody...but love the line about how puff got his name! Brilliant.

Good job with a tough rhyming scheme. Clever, fun, liked it!

Heeee's...got...POOOOO-POOOOOO!!!! ;-) {obscure Green Jellÿ reference here}

R U sure? I wrote that was the best of times.

Nice job! 555 million votes for Biden!

Thank you/ Alpha.

That's ok, thrilled, he's dead.

Place your finder aside of you nose and giving nod go up the Chimney come down and take bath

Great song to parody, No? This song is my absolute fave. My best works are parodies of this song. I wasnt a huge fan of the song when it came out; thought it was OK. But then Mike Myers goofed on it in "Wayne's World" and it caused my two daughters to roll on the floor, giggling every time they watched. So I fell in love with it

I think I know Sheriff Mao Mao; isnt he the firstborn son of Papa Ooma Mao Mao ........ Those of you not old enough to have grown up grandchildren may not get that joke, so ask any boomer who's on full Social Security to explain it

Brilliant!

Pacing is ok; it seems as though you injected the "non American" disclaimer as an excuse for laughably oversimplifying the American political landscape; the caricature would have been fine if you hadn't taken yourself so seriously.

Great idea, great lyrics...

And Leftovers all the way to New Years Day

Living under the Democrats that's what you get when you vote for Democrats

^^Birdbrain, tell me why, because I haven't read anyone giving a real reason why since 2004. And don't answer "You are too stupid/ignorant and need to watch/read this Fox/AON/Newsmax/Breitbart/blog report". I want to hear some honest words.

I ought to do a Christmas song

You mean Obama Rosebud He was Americas #1 Worst president

Tommy Turtle did three Spells + one with his sometimes partner, Fiddlegirl. I saw Screaming Jay recently in the 1991 movie "A Rage in Harlem", in which he plays himself. He performs "Spell" in a night club scene. There was a brief time when Rob Arndt was writing parodies of "Wild Honey Pie" by the Beatles. I never heard of it. It was even shorter than "I Put A Spell On You". I think that was the attraction. I wonder who has done the most "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" knock offs. Those take a bit more effort. My best effort in that line was "If Gordon Lightfoot Wrote 'Mary Had A Little Lamb'", a tribute to the best AIR writers active at the time. You are in there, as is Tommy, Rob, Michael, and Susanna from Finland. It was a fun project. Leough was in there, with reference to his frequent discussions of Jim Beam. I just noticed that the Security Code for this comment is XXX. I've got to get a few more parodies done to make my 350. And it would not be really official because there are a couple that were posted before they were finished, but are still counted. Maybe I can even do something that will get some comments.

Omg I love this song!! I'm dancin'

Changing diapers from a Dad's point of view - excellent. All 5's 😁

I did six IPASOYs, mostly in-jokes about the whole phenomenon. So I did my first one about "popping my IPASOY cherry" called, "I Did This Parody, Too" Then there was one about Screamin' Jay threatening to sue Amiright because he realises we're mockng him . Then I did one in Scooby Doo voice, "Ri Rut Ra Rell Ron Ru" which earned me numerous metaphorical Scooby Snacks .... And then I did one in Eddie Murphy "Buh'wheat" mode which caused my adoring public to turn on me like a pack of rabid African Wild Dogs. What can I say; every once in a while you screw the IPASOY pooch

Pacing is good, but the concept needs work

I knew SOMEBODY was doing it to piss off the Terrible Terrapin ;-D

And I assume you're not too crazy about Cocomelon and Pinkfong, either!

This wasnt even funny or clever. Stupid lyrics to a very real problem in this world. Joking about drugs isn’t funny whatsoever

Not Bad. Not bad at all.

Get one of those ugly Christmas Sweaters which has a Rudolph with Blinking Nose

Boom Pow Blam Ka-Boom,Baroom dont trip while carrying the nitro-glyrin

oh good, I got some nickels

I looked up my contribution to the IPASOY phenomenon. Twelve in all. Most were written in a fit of pique over Tommy Turtle's negative reviews of my "American Pie" parodies. I just wanted to crank out some numbers quickly, using a song I still do not "hear" in my mind when I read the lyrics. Tommy also had a grudge against Rob Arndt and told me never to mention him in our personal email correspondence. I notice that I did one IPASOY in Spanish and another in Chinook Wawa, a trade language of the Northwest Frontier. I also wrote "Jay Hawkins Spell" to "MacArthur Park" to encourage Rob to find other tunes to parody. I recall doing a parody to Simon and Garfunkle's "Cecilia" chastising Jay Hawkins for domestic abuse. According to AIR rules, an artist must have 10 posted parodies to make the Authors list. I quickly churned out a half dozen or so to "I Love You" (The theme from Barney the Dinosaur) just to get my pseudonym to the bottom of the list. I topped, (or bottomed) out with an IPASOY. This lead Chucky G to promulgate a new rule disallowing short TV jingles. It's good to hear from a couple of "old timers". Tommy thought the site was going downhill in his day. I don't recognise many of the names any more, nor the original songs. Mostly political rants and scatology. My stuff doesn't even get comments. I'm aiming for 350, not sure when I'll make it, but it may not be for a "Spell". Maybe we could encourage a Rob Arndt imitator to churn out 1000 "Sky Pilots". By the way, does anyone know whatever happened to Leo Keough (aka, Leough)? He wrote what I regard as the best parody on AIR, "The Search for the Man from Nantucket". Note: Michael Pacholek, number three on the list of active authors, is "credited" with only two IPASOY's .

well rinsed shoes yeah!

My mother made black-eyed peas once. I was the only one in the family who didn't get sick.

When I was younger there was a cd we used to listen in the car all the time with this song in it. I really want to find it but don’t know who made it. It also spoke about boring uncle Dave. Do any of you know anything about it ?

I thought it might have been too early for a year in review song. Nice work. I'll post mine after Christmas.

funk this bich ass self

Thanks, Amelia! I made up the second verse myself!

CML: I hardly visit the site anymore, but I happened to check in today. The etiology of the madness. After Thanksgiving 2005, my wife and I drove to Lake Tahoe. In October of that year, the great talent Johnny D challenged me to do 100 parodies over a weekend...nearly killed me, but I made it. As a follow-on, I decided to write 50 takeoffs on IPASOY. While my spouse drove, I did a bunch in the car and wrapped up when I got home. Such a short tune; so easy to parody. So I kept at it intermittently...then Rob Arndt showed up. The guy was incredibly prolific, and he and I started taking turns. He bested (should I say "worsted") me by several hundred. I suggested that he submit his "accomplishment" to the Guinness Book. I had tried it when I hit 500 but got no response. Wonder why. Anyway, thanks for the mention.

I was just quoting a Fox News promo. Not necessarily the most recent. I know that the election hoax has favored Newsmax as I stated previously in my parody "Trying to Say in the White House".

Just remember, each one you get from a Trumpie is equal to a five on a non-political parody. Great job!

1346-1353 might disagree - but then again the undertaking business and food production on the countryside reached such a lack of manpower that those with able hands that survived the plaque needn't worry about ever being unemployed again in their entire lifes. Here's 555 and hopes of a better 2021!

No evidence,WT. Lets Lust look at the Amiright ratings metrics which predict only one rating of any type per 50 views. This means that William's 18 one bombs out of 24 are STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! .... Furthermore, a content analysis of 55 bellwether Amiright parodies indicate that William, having made no pacing errors whatsoever, should have received, at a maximum, only one 3.0 vote .... Now we have breaking news of a whistleblower who was present at the Amiright ratings center and is prepared to testify that Mr Little's observers were physically barred from reviewing the "How Funny" content analysis of his work. Not only that, there was a highly irregular 12 x 111 ratings dump somewhere between the the 15th and 17th page view. We can only hope that the moderators will have the fortitude to review this evidence and see that justice is done

Clever, fun. Liked it!

Belief in vote fraud is all patriarchal and white supremacist and transphobic and all that hateful stuff, comrades!

Nonsense, CML! There is no vote fraud on amiright.com! You have no evidence!

Wow! 29 votes, 27 of them positive - what influencer did you bribe to link to this parody?

William, you've got 16 thumbs down on just 24 views. I'm beginning to suspect massive Amiright voter fraud ... BTW, Fox is no longer #1. Some Fox shows are now lagging behind Newsmax, which basically looks like a network that is financed by a dozen people walking the streets brandishing tin cups

Oops, wrong again. The total number of parodies in the Amiright parody vaults is nearly 100K -- from a period between 2004 (when Amiright really got rolling) to today. ... Inasmuch as Amiright was at its peak between 2004 and 2011, when Arendt showed up, and started declining thereafter, that means the Arend-tian IPASOY parodic ouevre represented 2% of total parodic output in said, aforereferenced time frame

Oops. I'm wrong; Barry and Arendt combined for 1400 parodies of this song, with Arendt doing 830 parodies in only seven years ... That would mean that a little more than 1% of all parodies in that time period was the work of one man parodying one single song

Man look at my title and where your edit this

This is awesome. I heard some friends at school singing this and wanted the lyrics. I found them! The other kids are gonna be so interested in the second verse.

Me: And the nomination for most viral new meme of 2020 are Karen and Covid!

Everyone else here: OK Boomer!

You know, it's funny that you should mention this band because this is the only song of theirs that I know.

Another excellent food-related thrash parody! Here's 555 racks of ribs for you!

I'm measuring out 555, is that enough?

Great movie tribute! Happy Holidays!

Hark, the Harold angels ding; glory to the deposed king

This song sucks so bad I couldn't hardly listen to it while reading your lyrics. It will forever be Dear God This Tune Sucks.

This is definitely the Gen Z typical nerd.

Can my family sing this parody for Christmas? I could send you a link when we are done- lol. :D

I cant wait till this is all over, both sides TRD code for very tired

And here's "Bing" Laden crooning his Ya'ultime tribute to suicide bombers, "Deck The Walls With Bowels of Ali." Its on the flip side of his Islamas classic, "The Little Bomber Boy"

I bought this album earlier this year, and it's funny because there's a restaurant chain in my home state that has a "Death By Chocolate" cake on their menu. In any case, this is a very refreshing parody, so here's 555 pounds of chocolate chips, sugar, flour, eggs and water for you!

why this post is so funny but a dumpster fire is more popular

Thanks for checking in, Patrick. I still regard myself as a relative newbie here, but I am beginning to learn from experience. I submitted a few nonpolitical songs in the past few weeks and with scant exception they were welcomed with the fanfare usually reserved for a detergent coupon in the weekly PennySaver™. It left me longing for the time I could a least count upon a complete set of thirteen 1s being assigned upon publication followed closely by scatological gibberish from an anonymous writer. The message is clear: to be noticed I'll have to return to bashing trump and his malcontent enablers. In truth, that's what I like best anyway.

now I'm all wet from the rain. that pig and potato together tasted good though

there's 56 gone potatoes over here. Mashed potatoes and bacon taste good together, you ought to thy it if you haven't. password UGE

Think i'll go get me some breakfast

OK, this parody made me really hungry! Have a 555-piece bucket of extra-crispy Kentucky Fried Chicken and a 555-liter bottle of Coke!

Duke of Earl is my favorite oldie, so I've written several parodies of it. I started to write my own Puke and Hurl lyrics but I like yours better. BTW I fell in love with the tune because of the descending minor key musical phrase with the notes F-E-D. (oh oops, wrong key signature...I meant G-F-E...the point is I love Duke of Earl.)

Wear a ugly Sweater the ones with flashing lights that keep the dark room all lit up

You're very perceptive! Right!

I think you need to learn some manners. You don’t like saying thank you and your username the_conqueror_of_parodies does indeed sound arrogant. There are other authors who write FAR better parties than you.

Thanks Matthias! Updating it for a much more modern monster is what I set out to do. "Slime creatures" was probably the third WAY song I ever heard; as I recall it "Eat it" and "Like a surgeon" had already been single semi-hits on the radio over here when someone brought a casette version of a full album or two and that was the first he played to us.

"As bombed as Phnom Penh". What memories, still gets us a little excited. Daddy should use phone taps to see who is courting his daughter. Phone taps worked for us, for a few years anyway, until the no-goodniks complained.

What ever you do I got a virus from this web site just putting them code in. And on my phone it says unknowned user and my apps are uninstalling and I didn't uninstall anything

Great work here! I freaking LOVE this Weird Al song and you did a great job updating it for a much more modern monster!

And no comments until now. This is happening to me all the time these days. Note: I don't use the number rating system. I can recall a time when I got comments and even death threats for days after posting someone found controversial. Now they just ignore me. Last time I used this tune, someone said it sounded like a sow birthing piglets. Wish I could rise up to that standard again.

I'd like a couple of Nestlé Aero Bars and a bottle of Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda.

I was listening to the original song in 1968 during the Kansas City riots. The disk jockey said as the song ended, "And now would not be too soon". The line, "a time to hammer stones forever" has an ominous sound to those of us who fear the curtailment of freedom under the incoming administration.

Fantastic!

Terrific in all ways.

I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barny with a big shot gun give a dog bone no more purple dinosaurs.

Sincere thanks to all who've stopped to vote or comment. May all your songs about the evils of crass consumerism bring you untold riches. It may be that it's a hard rain that's gonna fall, but he certainly is makin' it rain.

Ooh to dream of a time, when we can see a bunch of carolers in masks, coming to my door, and singing this song. They will be tipped graciously for the occasion. Well done Roger.

{spoken like Butt-Head}: YEAH!!! The national Anthrax!!! :-)

I ain't gonna take dis poisonally.

Now he's tangled up in green. (Anybody want to use that for a title, go ahead.)

My family is scattered across the country and Idon't get to see a lot of them anymore. Radio stations don't play as much Christmas music as they used to. When they do, it's "Jingle Bell Rock". I really despise that song. Of course, I'm part of the "older generation" now. So I get to bore the young ones with tales of the "good old days".

Some nice rhymes here. A lot of songs that would have been forgotten find new life as commercial jingles. I can't count the number of times I've come to a good song through a parody or a TV ad. I wonder what I could sell my AIR parodies for. 30 cents would buy half a candy bar. A small candy bar, like one Hershey kiss. But that's all the chocolate I should be eating, anyway. Best parody of the day.

bro I am dying why is this a thing

Twenty twenty refers to the year we are in now.

Interesting commentary about why musicians have to sell their songs nowadays because there are no concerts right now!

Hilarious! I have all of these- bigoted uncle, check, annoying grandma, check, dumb presents, CHECK.

The bars don't suck in Florida, and my uncle's not a bigot, but other than that, you've got my Christmas experience exactly right.

But seriously Lionel, I think Farrell would love the idea of a polka tune being used to pay him tribute. That kind of goofball absurdism is the essence of his comedy; it's perfect

I'm a fake Will Ferell, and I endorse this parody

Awesome attention to the pace and rhyme scheme. If I've any quibble at all, the 'shaking in our shoes' phrase is fractionally more jocular than goes with the tone of the rest of the song. Liked this a lot.

I prefer t he Elvis version

well I'd like to make sure I get some food for Christmas as well, but maybe not ice cream

I sang on voice plus it’s super funny😂

My current favorite is Danny Reagan of "Blue Bloods", which just made its return to CBS last Friday. Joe Friday was the idealized cop of the 1960's. No brutality. Didn't shoot anyone in her bed at 1:00 am. Same for Reed and Malloy of "Adam 12". Jack Webb got a lot of cooperation from the LAPD. In return, he painted them in a most favorable light. Took me a while to remember Andy Sipowicz. Shows set in New York tend to be "griitier" and more realistic. Portrayls of corruption more frequent as well. Congratulations on 1999. You are now number 3 on the list of active AIR writers. I'm sure you'll have something special for 2000. I'm 22 on the list of authors who have posted something this year. Got a few good ideas. Will I make it to 350, and how do I count it? There are a couple that I'd like to call back.

I meant to say Biden/Harris when the inspiration came to me, It was late, I got into a hurry and forgot to fix it. but you are quite right.

Some nice substitutions and clever reapplications of the original lyrics (e.g. "over and over again), but the pacing needs work - "Biden and Harris" for "Mother and Child" is more than forced.

I'm not tracking this with the OS at all; can you clarify what from the original lyric matches up to your "twenty twenty"...? I'm completely lost; thanks.

Very well done!

Biden stole the election Nothing but Coal for Biden and Harris

That would be perfect for just dance!!!

CML, was longer before mohel get to it! Hee-hee!

Oh, no vorry CML! I so loves for triggering ze redcaps! More 1s, pleese!

BRILLIANT! I love The Loud House!

Hey, who's calling me obnoxious; I'm not being obnoxious. If I wanna be obnoxious, I can be damn obnoxious ... altho I generally use a sock puppet

This is too short to get a good rating. There's actually a rule that you need at least ten lines, so I dont know how this passed the hall monitor

Never mind the downvotes. It's all based on political point of view. The progg-swine do it to the wingnuts and the wingnuts do it to the progg-swine. Shouldn't be the case but here we are. I dont know the original song so I cant make any judgment about your parody

And yes, lots of shameless idea stealing, identity theft, rating abuse, and other shenanigans going on here; this is the Wild West...

DKTOS, but great storytelling and rhyming.

Sanks you John Dacey!

And you want a Hippopotamus Right?

But leave out the Fruitcake

@Fake "ThrilledAreWe": be a little more clever with the fakery; the moderators are not as stupid as you are.

Hmm. Check out the latest SNL Xmas parody. Seems like a direct pinching of this idea. Plus the letter writer is called Stu. WTF?

Thanks! Took me some time to tackle this monster and add some clever references to things like that infamous "Wild Wilderness" documentary along with some obscure ones such as those told in the Disney comics.

Homophobia, really? This site has really gone downhill. Moderators all asleep at the wheel? Or maybe the snowflakes would consider that "censorship," right? *Yawn*.

Fantastic research and sophisticated writing. Which is why this will never get the numerous votes or comments it deserves here. Great job!

@Fake "ThrilledAreWe": are you in 3rd Grade? You know how IP addresses work, right? You've been reported.

@John Dacey, no worries - actually, the fault is entirely mine; I had misread CML's obnoxious insertion into the dialogue as your own commentary. Take care.

Pacing, prescience and pfunny - it's got it all. Nice work.

@Thrilled: Sincere thanks for your vote. I'm genuinely sorry you took offense at my reply. Perhaps trying to squeeze it into a rhymed response made it sound more snarky than intended. I readily copped to mugging the ac-CENT on pa-NIC and welcome criticism but steadfastly maintain the cadence of the subject lines are okay. If we have learned any lessons as a nation from the past month, it's the importance that diddles be counted correctly. And so, I offer my last (I promise) attempt at convincing you of the practically algebraic balance when comparing my lines with the movie version. Please read it as: original (mine). Any more diddles just don't fit. . . . . . Um (Whom) - dittle (did he) - ittl (diddle), um (whom) - dittle (diddled) - I (I)

CML, care to point out what in my encouraging and gentle critique to the author was so triggering to you - a third-party, and yourself an unrepentant and tenacious pedant (if your own self-description is to be interpreted in the gentlest possible way)?

It ain't that deep; the fact that it was first a film, with the appropriate clip readily available via Youtube, makes exactly my point. One needn't be a skilled musician to notice the discrepancy. I was just trying to gently point out a simple miss, and trying to do it with humor. Don't know why it had to turn into a pissing match. No worries, I still gave you a perfect score! You're amazing!

Sanks you to all ze trigger MAGAts with ze 1 and 1 and 1 votings! Zis tell me I somethings right, no? Meestress hit a nervous spots? No vorry, always there is 2024, no?

Q.How dose a Wookie like their meat? A.Chewie

Just pointing out their true ugly side of Liberals and boy ypu talk about UGLY liberals are Nasty when you dont agree with their mindless philosephies

Just as long as you think its funny, JD (;-D)

Yeah it shows that there had been signs years ago and in the end they're not really any different, just in a different cloth covering them.

Deck the halls with Poison Ivy, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, If you touch this you'll be sorry, Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Break a window, pop a tire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la, Set the Christmas tree on fire Fa-la-la-a-la-la-la-la

Saudi Arabia and Israel are trying to drag us into a war with Iran. Will Biden have the smarts and the will to keep us out of it, or will we have a new generation of "Wounded Warriors" to seek help in TV ads?

Remember the time not many years ago when a flu vaccine was rushed and later it turned out that some kind of cronic narcolepsy was an unforseen side effect? More than 500 kids in my country alone have still not been cured from that.

Anyway, that said, the group that should go first are of course not doctors and nurses (they should come second), the group that needs to go first, publicly, are each and every one of our politicians and their families. Unless they are willing to put their own skin in the game on camera, each and every one of them, neither should anyone else.

Hush! while we savor every delicious bit of this 'Et tu, Brute?' moment. I'm confident they'll be back to their villainous selves any second. Uh-oh, hannity is beginning to speak . . . All 5s, but you might not like why I found this 'funny.'

^^^^^^^ Thanks for that reality check, Joe Biden

Although its true that I'm intolerably overbearing and arrogant about my skill in doing parodies, Im almost positive that I haven't actually received 13 "fivers" in just 32 views .... I mean C'mon, man!!

A trip down Bad Memory Lane. I took your advice about the chorus lyric and was able to sing it twice as loud. Thanks -

@CML: Sincere thanks for your encouraging message, but I would like anyone here know that I intend to give every dittle, diddy, la-la, oom-pah, shoop-shoop and doo-dah all the dignity they richly deserve. ... @Thrilled: I think I may have found what’s wrong When counting diddles in the song: You think I’ve got too few, really hardly any; Where I think they’re just right and you want far too many. I came across some lyrics sites that agree with you But if you’ll sing along with mine you’ll see my point of view. Sorry, I can’t keep this rhyming thing going any further, but if you watch the original movie it goes “um-dittle-ittl, um dittle-I”, the same structure in the line as mine. I found some lyrics quoted in websites that put an extra dittle in, but I submit to you that they’re incorrect. If you sing it you’ll find you can’t fit in another dittle; not even with a crowbar. ... And so it’s come to this — to live out my dotage counting syllables in the nonsense bridges of novelty disney jingles. The shame is soul-crushing.

Clever and fun. Great job.

Awesome parody. "Trump is still an orange buffoon"...Yes, yes he is... At least now he's gone, but his crap is going on...and on...and on...and ON.

This is awesome, and very relatable. I've gotten plenty of these types, especially the catatonics, tellers of a thousand lies, and right wing nut jobs.

Now, IHTFS, while the views of this song are idiotic, (and Bush campaigns are full of stupid) running around spreading hate everywhere is never a good call.

Focussing on race and sexual habits is turning universal human stories into propaganda. It's wrecking sports. Gay people have Christmas. Even Jews and Muslims participate in the secular aspects of the holiday. So-called "entertainment" is forcing this "diversity" upon an audience that doesn't want it. Get good actors, tell a good story. Leave the preaching to the pulpit. Keep sex in the bedroom. I don't care whether anyone is gay. I don't have to validate his/her life style. And why would anyone feel the need for my validation? The countries where homosexuals are punished for their orientation/lifestyle are all Muslim. You should condemn that, but that would be Islamophobic, which would be schizophrenic. Starting to get complicated.

As your only legit pace and standards Nazi/tormentor, John, I must insist that you ignore whatever nano quibbles TAWC is presenting. You're doing well. No one cares if you didnt track the nonsense gibberish lyrics in Supercal perfectly. Nobody understands those lyrics in the OS either. Think of it this way .. if you were performing this parody in front of an audience, would that be a fatal error? Would the audience stand up and throw rotten cabbage at you over some mini-quibbles re "diddles?" Of course not

While this was a good parody and I reflected this in my votes, this kind of hate is exactly what is wrong with society today. Please, I beg of you, go to one of the countries where homosexuality is illegal- you'll fit right in there! They're as undeveloped as your brains, clearly. Very bisexual and now very, VERY pissed, Lili

Thanks M and M!

my turtle wife agreed to this song in oh so many ways

Thanks for your comment Matthias!

@ Thrilled - - I'm new here so perhaps I don't know all the rules -- I thought that I could just apply math lessons learned in school: That when the O. S. has a line precisely nine beats long, All I need to do is match the meter of that song. I'm sorry that you think I cheated you an extra ittl But in fact I don't much care, not even just a little. And it's a stretch to say the song came from a Broadway musical; Long before it hit the stage Poppins was just a movie, pal. Thanks for leaving a fun comment. But I still say the line scans correctly.

I'm a huge Jimmy Buffet fan and this song was a whole lotta fun. I like your list of places where you don't want to end up.

If only he had married Marilyn Monroe, she could have gone on to be the first non-deplorable president of any gender.

I resemble this parody

Not one to quibble, but I'd not tell a lie... You're short a little "diddle" in every line... Boomers grew up with this movie, so we tend to know stuff... Lyrics sites exist to prove that those who do not know, bluff... Check the movie on Youtube, it really isn't so tough... I'm not rude, I'm just a dude who knows his Broadway show stuff...

Awesome job... the visual it generates is hysterical 5-5-5

oh gosh

um uh thanks

Mom might be from Alabama, fiancé might be from Kentucky, her adopted sister might be from France - let's not shed any more light on or dive further into details about their alleged collusion - the naked truth could be ugly.

What are you doing with your sister? Gross! I didn’t know you were from West Virginia! Lol Funny stuff! Congrats on 700!!

Five narfs!

Excellent!

I says yew got sum talint and then yew says yew ain't et fer a spell? Why thet jes don' follow!! Yur one non-sequiturin' kind of feller fer dam shur!!

Not to worry Patrick about them heading on to KC. Most of them are showing up in Texas. There are more queers now in Texas than there are steers.

It's sad to see that Hallmark, which once was something that used to be wholesome has gotten so perverse.

I will take a mistress,
Try to, be of good cheer.
I'd rather just, go masturbate,
Than turn into a queer.

Nice to see that you have called Hallmark on the carpet. Good job with this one.

All I know is that I got an empty stomach

LOVED the brand new version of Pinky and the Brain on HULU. I grew up watching Animaniacs so of course I loved this and the show!!! :-)

Before masks became widely available, a lot of guys wore Jesse James bandannas (which look rather macho). If masks start to vanish like toilet paper, folks will have to improvise. If your partner is properly endowed, you could protect your whole head.

Bra-vo! :-)

Watch out for the needles and the human waste on the sidewalks. The city also plans to tax all large corporations into leaving town. If you're leaving San Francisco, be sure you're never coming to KC.

At least he waited to give us the prequels later.

Imagine that!

Oops! I selected the wrong decade - This is supposed to be 2010s (Obviously since Imagine Dragons was only imagined back in the 2000s)

Yew got sum talint, thass fer shur

Apres tous ces annees, je viens de decouvrir ce chef-d'oeuvre. J'ecoute aujourd'hui Edith Piaf. La melodie formidable, le sens d'abandoner, de lacher les chaines du passe. Tres emouvant!.

wish I had a little more money right now to buy me some meat

love the OS as well as Weird Al's parody "Tacky". now can you juxtapose "Tacky" with "Honey, I Miss You"?

lmaoo

I don't know how to make it any clearer.

This is a good song to parody. If you are of a certain age, Matthias, you might like my parody "Zappa" I spelled the original performerer's name using only one "L", (Pharrel) so it wont be in your link

This song caused numerous chucklements and chortle-izations I dont generally react like that, even to good parodies

I hesitated to post this parody... Almost sorry I cam back.

so close ! the last line of verse 1 - you could have used something like. "But it's time for me to make that dreaded call" For context I would have switched Vrs 1 & 2, but that's just me !

Sums it up pretty well, good pacing, cute idea... me like 5-5-5

we get it... you hate TRUMP !

I'm not picking up what you are putting down... Good pacing, pretty easy to follow but is it about juggling or parody writing...

Good concept with the current events, really close on this just missed on a few lines (slate / stop) nailed the chorus !

Thank you, Phil. Yes, this song turned out to be more fun to do than I originally expected.

My brother just called to tell me he made it from Kansas City to Denver in 8 hours by car. Sounds like you're still stuck in traffic in NYC. I drove 50 miles to visit my sister in Missouri. Non stop, maybe an hour. No traffic to speak of. Haven't taken a cab or a bus in this century. Rode the one streetcar just for fun. Amtrak has two trains a day between KC and St Louis. Who wants to go to St Louis? "We Didn't Start the Fire" is what I call a "high speed" song. My mind finds it hard to follow and harder still to write. You have turned it into an adventure in very low speed travel. The scene you depict is how Midwesterners view New York/New Jersey at any time of the year, not just holidays. Those who go there and return are regarded with great awe, and not a little sympathy for what they have endured.

This is a wonderful parody because it speaks the truth and blasts the old rock classic to ashes! My take on the election is "Midnight Confession 2020". At least Trump has a job until January 20...

Sounds like those buffalo wings were dancing in his stomach! Cute!!

And the Oscar for Best Sendup Of the Movie Biz goes to...Duc4AmIRight!!

This parody works because of its clever one-liners and topic. Plus, many of us got flabby from lockdown food so it's totally relatable. P.S. My "Midnight Confession 2020" is about the recent "election". Both Weird Al and Pharrell Williams need to be taken down a peg or two (IMO).

I am thankful that I got a nickel so I can eat something today. May the three pennies become five. Please help me get a good idea as I am running out of real good ideas Amen ;) well as far as wildcard goes this is a joke

This lyricist has a nice sensibility to rhyme and meter. Also a good memory to reach back and remember that Perry Como sang “There’s no Place Like Home for the Holidays”. I found the song much fun; we need a little levity about now.

Perry Como sang “Put the wife and kiddies in the family car.” In 2020 PC, it’s “Join your heirs and partner in shared SUV.” Then I’d change “No mask should be sub-par” to “No face should be mask-free” to rhyme.

I also did a “Grease Sells” parody back in the day. This one is vastly superior by comparison. Very funny!

good one

come on, even eat fries although to much salt for me

Even though you misspelled the band's name, I'm giving you 555 pounds of fried chicken anyways because this parody is a breath of fresh air.

I take it training's not working out all too well? Many good lines working out in this one though, my favs were:

Flab along if you once mugged some poor Girl Scout troop

and

Flab along if you ever fought grandma for her prunes

There are some clever lines here for a newbie, like "What to you mean I can't be shift manager, Of a Mcdonalds in America" - but man, you need to spell check better before posting. 444

Congratulations to Boris Johnson for successfully negotiating with the Corona Virus about it taking a little break and refrain from infecting people during those five days.

TDS is a powerful thing.

Epic stuff, from a fan of BOG parodies (hell, I've done more than enough, including one to say farewell to the Bush administration). Some truly lovely nearly rhymes :-)

Profound thanks. It means quite a lot coming from a member of the pantheon. As it develops, the list has gotten quite out of hand and it's become easier to enumerate the exceptions than the offenders. For your kind comments (in spite of the French) I hereby award to Phil Alexander a LIFETIME PASS™ from the list.

I am very late to find this, but happy I finally did. Just awesome.

had to do something to try and get the ones out of my head

A welcome addition to The 'Nihilists' Holiday Songbook.' 5s across (or down).

When you hear those drums at the beginning, the ominous sound draws you in. I felt the same way when I first heard it. It was too "controversial" so the major stations in Kansas City, and around the country would not play it. Barry McGuire is still alive and performing, and he changes the lyrics to reflect new social problems.

And what ever happened to Montserrat? It's pitch black at 5:00 p.m. here. You do live at a more northerly latitude.

Russian meddling. Right wing terrorists. Racism.

I can imagine this was a tough one to write. The sentences are long and flowing. You matched the original well, and picked a good original for the theme. Water flows and sockets produce electricity, at least until they don't. As the folks who are eagerly awaiting the next Civil War are quick to point out, the red state deplorables have most of the guns and military training. A further advantage--many Democrat voters are already dead, and have been for several elections. By the way, we all know what Rod Stewart thought about his relationship with Maggie. Has anyone heard Maggie's side of the story?

No politics! I like that. I need to look into my family tree a little more. I'm sure there are some relatives still living in it. Michael says it sounds like New Jersey. It doesn't sound too much like Kansas City. Oh, there are harlots and protection racketeers. But they rarely get arrested or face a judge. The rhymes and meter are well matched to the original and reflect the same sordid life styles. Good choice.

What? No comments. You're getting the same reaction I always get. I can hear Lesley Gore singing it in my head. Better get her out, she's taking up a lot of space.

I was thinking maybe Porky Pig should have been Mr. Scott, but now that I consider his stuttering would be a problem, maybe Speedy Gonzales.

We're all feeling that about now. The future keeps getting farther away. And, it's winter.

Très bon, même merveilleux.. Well, to be fair I have a few traits that'll put me on that list :-) Possibly my favourite parody of 2020 (because it's clever, fun and not Covid or politics related :-) )

At some point the penny will drop, but let's face it, Donald and co haven't been the smartest bunch, so it may take them just a little longer to notice (let alone accept) reality. Super parody, too :-)

^^^^^^ Careful: you’ll get writer’s cramp. Thanks for looking.

As we enter the holiday season, our hearts naturally turn to celebrating our families. Nicely done.

Super. Traces the original lyrics in meter and rhyming spectacularly well. I liked this a lot and voted accordingly.

Michael, are you actually writing these comments, or are you the victim of identity theft? Saw it once on an episode of Blue Bloods, where Commissioner Reagan suddenly appeared to be endorsing drug legalization. Camera and recording tricks. But this stream is so easy, even I could do it. Or are you absorbing right wing talking points as satire? This is getting interesting. Maybe the next time I write something, I'll just make up my own comments and attribute them to everyone else.

Great parody. Every 1 you get from cowardly leftard twatholes like Michael Pacholek and me is a sign that your parody is good, don't worry.

Wanna hear something hilarious? I'm totally safe here in my city, where power comes from the sockets in the wall, water comes from the tap, and food comes from the store.

Wanna hear something funny? I have totally come to accept the facts that George W. Bush is the legitimate winner of the 2000 and 2004 elections, that the Barry Hussein Soetoro, the Kenyan usurper who illegally occupied the White House from 2009-2017 was not a real President, and that Trump is the legitimate winner of the 2016 and 2020 elections.

You know, the best part of this war is it's mostly not the rural-dwelling reds who are going to be slaughtering the blues: it's the blues who're going to be slaughtering each other, once their power goes out and the food and water stop being delivered to their cities.

[Intro Grandpa George } Ya its the old folks doin it again Ready to bring you the music that gets you crunk Its me, B.C, and my man A.D Rollin, kickin the flow, you know what I'm saying And it go a little somethin like this [Verse1 Grandpa George] Hag Team back again Im 70 years old and wearin Depends Listen party people turn down the noise Cause I don't wanna have to raise my voice Old people over here old people over there Wave yo hands in the air for the hearing impaired With these three here waiting on a Kidney Say Droop There It Is Watch Out Now! [Chorus] Droop, There It Is [8x] [Verse2 B.C.] I'm upside down, in and out Boy put them teeth back in yo mouth By the time you turn around in yo chair I'll have wrinkles on with a little bit hair Imma take it back to the old school Cause imma old fool  With a soft stool This colostomy bag, it won't get in my way cause Poop, There It is Watch me move now [Chorus] Droop There it is [8x] [Bridge B.C and ( Grandpa George)] Jimmy Dean done fried some chicken (What) Lucy made some Ham (What) Bobby done brought the liquor (What) Pammy done made some yams (watch out now) It's boom shaka laka shaka laka shaka lak its good It's boom shaka laka shaka laka shaka lak [Verse 3 A.D.] Whats up! Its prune juice I drank Than I get hooked up to my oxygen tank Lost my sight uh-oh but I can still see  That her bra size went from B to Z She Drip cause she hang so low  Her butt so saggy it sweep the floor Well that is it come on come on [Chorus] Droop, There it is (8x)

I finally realized: only the right can change minds, because only the right HAS any minds to change at all.

I finally realized: seemingly alt-Reich parodies such as these are actually brilliant satires flawlessly emulating the ridiculousness of reactionary trollism. Coupdos!

I'm a coward and a traitor, a racist, a hypocrite, and a fascist goose-stepping bigot who's going to be executed in the upcoming Civil War 2.0 and then burn in Hell forever with my fake presidents Gropey Joe "Bad Touch" Hidin' Biden and "Heels-Up" KommieLaw HoreAss.

Lili is a lying KommieKultistKunt, MP is a lying hypocritical racist commie traitor SOS, and all you un-American fascist fraudster fools proclaiming victory through election theft are priming your necks for the slaughter in the upcoming Civil War 2.0 that you treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugtwats have started.

Lili and Michael are both right. Great write.

I'm no coward. When I drop a one-bomb, which is not often, I admit it. And I did it here. The first one now will soon be last. And you will look like a fool when President Joe Biden is re-elected.

Sounds like New Jersey. As I know.

Lili is right, and Donald doesn't wear it well.

This one was difficult to finish. Is was fortuitous that I posted it the same day that the GSA granted access to Joe Biden. As for the president, there is old saying, "Time wounds all heels". Something that my band director had posted in his office. (in the early 1970's)

That's an awesome article. Very interesting! :-)

Here's what I got Duck Callin’: (a very ducky parody) TUNE: Free Fallin’ Got a duck pond, lots of decoys Got breadcrumbs and a duck leash too Wearing rubber boots, wearing waterproof clothes Going to take them home, with me and you Been a long day down by the duckpond For a pet duck, I’m making the call But there’s no ducks, I haven’t even seen one I’ll have no pets, gotta wait ‘til next fall And I'm duck, duck callin' Yeah I'm duck, duck callin' All the q Quack Pack wadin’ in the duckpond Making duck calls to get waterfowl And all the duckies left us with no pets Not in Grant’s Pond, what will we do now? And I'm duck, duck callin' Yeah I'm duck, duck callin' Duck callin’, now I’m duck callin’, now I’m Duck callin’, now I’m duck callin’, now I’m callin duck I I wanna take one home as a pet duck I wanna get my ducktoller named “Chuck” , my duck calls do nothing, going home with no luck And I'm duck, duck callin' Yeah I'm duck, duck callin'

Gonna sing this with my Quack pPack on our duck days. I "Quack Packed it up" for the Quack Pack so I duckm made it about looking for ducks as pets. Our Quack Pack goes ducking with decoys and calls to take ducks home as pets cause I love ducks (and they love ducks too) and there;s a duckpond in my backyard. I wish i had a ducktoller, (or a duck blind maybe but ducktolers are cute like ducks) cl call ducks So basically what you're doing except we love ducks and we take them home as pets.

Great parody. Every 1 you get from the Trumpies is a sign that your parody is good, don't worry.

Fridge Archaeology 101... I mean 555!

Speaking of which: https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/roman-refrigerator-0010348

Oops! I meant line 2 (and/or 10), not 3.

Typos: in line 9, "you" should be "your"; in penultimate line, "say" should be "stay".

In line 3, changing "'Cause it matters" to "Virus splatters" clarifies the reason to stay at home.

There's only male, female, and non-gendered; and calling that last one a "gender" is the old "zero is a number" ploy.

Back in the 1970s, they said I was going to kill the whole planet!

I used to exist, so the legends do say...

You may think you have an elephant's memory, but your comprehension skills ain't great: where did Michael say he "supported" GWB?

I'm just a severely over-hyped fantasy version of a guy named Saint Nicholas.

I'm actually your mother.

Me neither!

There are people on my fecal matter list

The Colts beat the Packers AGAIN. GO COLTS! Going back and reading the comments sure brought back a lot of memories of past NFL seasons with all their ups and downs.

...I don't know whether to report the above comment. I mean, it says in my author page that "Due to reasons of "not wanting to type out my whole name as I didn't have/wasn't aware of the auto-recall feature at the time", I go by bobpiecheese in the comments." so someone's using my name. But on the other hand, they're just using it to write the kind of banal "thank you" comment that I always feel awkward writing because it's vague enough to feel insincere for some reason (probably the Asperger's, I dunno), so unless this ends up being a precursor to some hate comments, reporting it feels like it'd only feed that one troll who takes my previously-stated awkwardness as arrogance. Mostly I'm just glad that other people remember the Bop It for this parody to resonate.

Dear God..Thank you for giving us Donald Trump..and giving us Covid too.....You really work in mysterious ways.......P.S. please forgive those who know what they do...Amen

Miley Cyrus,Like Virus,Spreading,measles that just effects weasels,weasel with measels

Unequivocal by far...... so equivocal we are........ ....That's ok, Glynn...somethings are just too irresistible ...

@Michael Pacholek - As I recall back when, the only way you supported 'W' was as his jock strap. =;-)

Back @Michael Pacholek, Ooooow, snappy comeback that almost makes sense. Were very old memories touched here Pack Man?

Thanks Dave, it’s only comedy after all.

I thought everything worked out well ...with your parody that is.....But only a dumb Trump hater wouldn't know that......She's such a Libby..

Thank you Matthias, Max Power and Dave W.

Dave, I've too heard they do exist, but how long? The Seychelles are already in the danger of drowning.

The tropical islands... I've heard do exist....in case you're interested... Where we could skinny dip..........Ok, maybe I'm a little delusional

The crazy pace of holiday travelers......Good shtick for a good pick

Years ago when my 5 year old unwrapped his present..looked at me... like what the hell does that do? Threw it on the floor and continued to open the others ....When a kid doesn't want to play with something just by looking at it...How did they get us to buy it?....Gave it away to Goodwill...it's still there

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=46464

Ok ..So as you waslking down the street..eating your meat...met by chance...and danced with a gal not light on her feet...and your heart wasn't the thing throbbin'............Some of us can relate....nothing to be frighty about.......

Oh, Libby, bless your little heart.

Only a Trump supporter would be dumb enough to write a parody that actually contradicts their stance.

Yes, he kept USA out of wars because no other allied country wants to deal with his sorry ass.

Trump is not merely unbelievable, he is unforgivable.

"Reeducation":

A process of correcting errant citizens of our glorious people's democratic republic. The errant citizen to be reeducated is typically forced to kneel, and a bullet is fired into the back of the errant citizen's head. This immediately removes the citizen's former imperialist impulses to spread division, falsehood, and hatred.

Comrade Lili, you are threatening our Truth & Reconciliation with your falsehoods and divisiveness. You will have to be reeducated.

two days of lunch and dinner. Now I can stop and think of what to sing next

yeah some nice protean to give me energy to dance

Go to Hell, sir. Each people who insult my great-grandfather should die !

Bopped, twisted parody.

A little gem. Thanks!

You whine, which means you exist. Now be a nice girl and believe what the scientists say and do what they insist.

I remember the Bop It and yes that voice was extremely obnoxious! Great toy song for the upcoming Xmas Holidays!

Oh, please. This is not hate, this is just a parody author voicing xir opinions. What you are doing? That is hate. Please check the dictionary...if you are able to read it.

https://hereistheevidence.com/

Haters!? Comrade, there is nothing here but Truth & Reconciliation... and if you do not believe that, you will be shot.

Nice job, I see the haters are out early today.

Well, of course I can't listen to scientists or do what they say: I don't exist!

Yes. Listen to the scientists and do what they insist.

Is there ANYTHING I can't do!?

@Elephant's Memory - That's different because shut up!

Like the first Civil War, I'm happening because a band of treasonous racist Democrats refuse to accept the overwhelming election victory of a Republican patriot.

TV?

Political parody that stands out from the rest..... Worth taking any heat from dissatisfied jokers ... and chadding about....But don't throw out those One's : )

@Lili Do you not realize that over 70 million Americans totally disagree with you. You surely can't think that this many people could all be wrong about the integrity of the vote counting given all the illegal tactics employed during the tabulation of votes by radically extreme lefties and other criminal elements.

@Michael Pacholek - Like hell you "Totally Accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000".

I remember how you constantly "beached" about Bush. Almost every comment you made on any parody related to Bush or not, you would always slam Bush. It was really old and tiresome to see you ranting like that.

I liked this one, too. Though the time for Trump to leave with dignity is well past, no real surprise as dignity hasn't exactly featured in anything he has done as president.

RIDICULOUS lyrics, context, lack of understanding (or desiring to understand) a simple scripture...pitiful

Nicely done -- I liked this a lot.

At least this guy is willing to enable the comments section unlike Jeff.

The orchestral score for "2001" is actually Johann Strauss's "Thus Spake Zarasthustra" hence ....... Thus .. Spake .. ZARASTHUSTRA! -- He SPAKE to me and he SPAKE thusly ..... Thus .. spake .. ZARASTHUSTRA -- Monkey KILLS with bone then BONE becomes ship

Interesting spelling error you made, Peter. In English, we change the "v" to 'f" in "twelfth" .. for reasons nobody can actually explain. And who are these two pacing miscreants you are referring to. I'm pretty sure about one; Does the other have initials TSB?

I've done it once: the part where the devil played the violin in "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". But to me that's the exception rather than the rule. I've also thought of turning "Tequila" into "Chihuahua", but that would be more suitable for a video.

CML, I was born only in the seventies, and unlike many other protest songs, this song hasn't gotten too much airplay in the Finnish radio stations. But it certainly struck me when I listened it - I immediately felt I need to listen to it again and again. All in all, I really liked the original song!

Don't drink too much or you cant see where your going and end up in a mess

Killer parody .... Hooked and pulled in... held me there.........The reviews this morning - - Brilliant! ...Bravo!... A Mad Bloody Masterpiece !......Kept me at the edge of my toilet seat !.....Made feel dirty, I wanna wash my hands.!..Scared to step out in the light again!........Douches are flying off the shelves!...... But there's more coming in from the streets off Broadway !

Lady Luck is fickle and she sure gave me a tickle.....LOL

Hey Matthias, well done on making it to the big ten cubed :-)

Patrick, who "bought voting machines from Venezuela"? .. and mail-in ballots were forecast months ago to be a cause of logistical issues, for very obvious reasons. And what was the White House reaction to this? To make unsubstantiated claims of fraud and do their best to hamper the process. Trump knew months ago that he had no hope of winning a fair election, so has been trying to convince people from back then that the election wouldn't be fair. It's just sad how many people swallow the bull he spouts.

Come on everybody - Let's hear it for Matthias, the tenth author here to reach 1000!

Well, technically the twelvth, but two of those didn't care as much about pacing and were just cranking'em out, so that's far less impressive.

May he live long enough to gift us another 1000!

Hanging chads, Hanging chads, Hanging all the way. . .

The Trump resistance is supposedly because of the "Russia Hoax" etc. What helped me with W was that Al Gore could not carry his home state. It was a margin of about 530 votes in Florida, and he conceded before December 8 so the electoral college would proceed on schedule. In hindsight, with a few more weeks of transition, 911 might have been foreseen better. Al Gore NEVER cried fraud. The amount of 1's on my compositions seem to be increasing exponentially. I must be doing something right.

You can spoof an instrumental by adding nonsense lyrics to the melody, a la Bill Murray -- Star WARS! Nothing but STAR wars. One time, I spoofed the 'theme songs" to "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Bewitched" and "Leave It To Beaver" by adding lyrics to the music

I'd like to write a note of encouragement to other parody writers. Sometimes when you want to spoof a particular song but can't come up with a good way to do it, it's because the right context hasn't presented itself yet. Way back in 2004, shortly after I joined this site, I got the idea to write parodies of James Bond theme songs. Of course it isn't possible to spoof the entirely instrumental Dr. No theme, but I did succeed with the next two, "From Russia With Love" and "Goldfinger". Then when I got to "Thunderball", I got stuck. I simply couldn't think of a good way to spoof it. More than 16 years later, the context presented itself. My elder daughter's best friend had some hamsters she needed to give away, and we took two (so my younger daughter could have one too). When I spoofed the first two James Bond theme songs, they hadn't even been born! But then I got the idea for "Hamsterball", and upon inspecting the lyrics I saw that some of the ideas fit quite well with my usual style of trying to have some echo of the original. For example, "and he strikes like Thunderball" became "which he strikes with Hamsterball" and it is a very real example of hamster behavior - crashing their balls into walls and other objects. I've had plenty of other pets, and one summer we looked after the hamster of one of the teachers at my daughter's school, but this is the first time we've had hamsters of our own. Mice, gerbils, rats, guinea pigs, rabbits, I've pretty much kept them all, but until now not hamsters. And that's why this idea took 16 years. I'm sure some of you have had similar experiences, though perhaps not over such a long time frame.

well I feel better now after some lunch and now there isn't no pennies in my pocket

Thank you FG -- still missing Tommy. Hope you and yours are well.

After the 2000 election, I don't think anyone ever used the already long-obsolete and inherently faulty punch-card technology again. The mail-in ballots are a major cause of the confusion this time. And who ever thought it was a good idea to buy voting machines from Venezuela?

Thanks to all who've stopped to comment here. It's a refreshing change from other recent submissions of mine that were met with a silence unbroken by even a single cricket chirp. This one has even (for now at least) escaped the baker's dozen of 1s that I had come to believe were assigned to me automatically at the time of submission. >ThrilledAre: I acknowledge my guilt syncopating 'panic', but the diddling bits I submit follow the original. (As lame as it, and mine, may be). There's another line that strictly speaking is busted too, but since you were kind enough to overlook it, I will as well.< Again, many thanks to all.

Impressive collection of 1s. I guess it was wrong of me to think of the loony right as insensate baby-nappers. They seem to have at least one nerve and apparently you hit it. Nice job on the pacing and sarcasm always goes a long way with me.

The site is polluted with Turd Reich loons/goons.

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...

On the bright side, Li Li, the true nature of The Resistance has been revealed at last and it's way beyond the most "paranoid ravings" of the whacko right. A year ago nobody on the right would have dared to say that the Left would try to steal a Presidential election ... And yet, here we are.

^^^^^The digs at the Donald and co ... OTOH, like I said above; some Amiright Hall of fame subs

Refusal to accept ballots cast by corpses, ghosts, felons, and foreigners.

^^^That's obviously a death threat, because I'm a delusional dumbcunt and illiterate idiot.

Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together—and you’d guys, did it for our, the president Obama’s administration, before this—we have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.

I can't read!

ACCEPT MILLIONS OF FAKE BALLOTS AS REAL OR YOU'RE NOT A GOOD SPORT!!!

True, true. These Trump people are just in shock that their precious wannabe dictator lost.

The 2020 election's integrity is totally sound; and if you Republicans won't certify every single "Biden only" ballot we dumped in the night, WE'RE GONNA MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND BURN YOUR HOUSE! For purposes of healing and unity, you understand.

If you don't accept the integrity of MILLIONS OF FAKE BALLOTS, then YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN!!!

My goodness, this is the SECOND (fake, hopefully) death threat I've seen to a non-Trump supporter today! You really must chill out and find someone else to support- your president's out, even despite countless voter suppression efforts. In the spirit of kindergarten games, please, be a good sport.

My goodness. People like you really take political parodies ever so seriously. Let the author have their opinions and please, judge the quality of the parody not in relation to your political agenda. Reality check: YOUR CANDIDATE LOST. Now please go back to wearing MAGA hats and yelling about fraud, or whatever else you "Real Americans" do. P. S. Real Americans accept the integrity of elections.

All the lucidity of the original. Full marks.

Comrade, you are a traitor to your country. How could you expect us to trust you now? You are a revolutionary; perhaps you might revolt against our system. We sentence you to death immediately!

Could this have been Barth's Burgers? Does anyone here even remember that cable TV show?

Still projecting your sick fantasies onto the winner of the 2020 election, eh, Gropey Joe?

If you want a real President, then you fascist fraudsters tell the Manchurian Candidate Gropey Joe Biden to concede to the real President and real winner of the 2020 election: Trump.

Completely missed this before, but it's brilliant: one of the best BoRap parodies, period. Fits the original damn near perfectly, tells a story with nice wordplay and digs at the Donald and co. What's not to like?

Yeah, I'd like to see some of this "evidence" that the election was stolen. So far absolutely jack s*** for anything that would constitute actual evidence, but lots of assertion. So provide your evidence, or stop pretending there is any.

Rhymes with the original! Nice! Good pacing, some nice rhymes, good narrative, but enough of parodies about this clown and his circus, really. Sorry, doesn't anyone write about anything else?

"Overwhelming evidence" LOL. Zero evidence. Yes, even hardline Rs are lining up telling him to hang it up, but... it's only because they're "owned" by the "Far Left!" Good lord, the stupid, it burns! Desperation is not a good look...

Excellent :-)

All these one-votes are a load of malarkey.

Some things are timeless. This parody works because of its catchy alliteration! You can always count on mono as a freshman tradition..

I've always loved Manfred Mann. Fives!

When you say "Its over" do you mean America is now a banana republic? Because if Drool Cup Joe becomes President despite overwhelming evidence that he stole the election, then it really is over

I'm blinded by the might. Bow down like a douche another royal in my sight

Well done. I see Donald and his crime family keep coming here to give us tons of ones. The more ones you have the better you know the parody is!

what's a parody? well I'm gonna get something to eat for dinner

Great. Now tell this to Spankee Boy Don, he's not manly enough to face the facts when they're presented to him.

Mitchbeeyatch makes his whole state look rotten.

'Thank God for Trump'? Thank God that traitor fascist sex offender LOST! 79 million Americans have said it - NO to that a-hole!

As juvenile as the targeted audience.

Brilliant!

I was in the US Navy and they thought about using the OS but at the time gays weren't 'desirable' in our military. Times have changed, the Defense Dept. heads came to their senses, but it took long for it happen. Is it that way yet in the UK military?

Good, you even added the closing humming. And the Douchebag counted his chickens before they hatched, so to speak. We all know not to pay attention to dummies like that. Let him sulk in a corner, Joe is already getting on the ball, at least for the CoVid-19 anyway - and that's a start. And even some Republicans are telling this Diaper-Stinker to concede, it's over.

I always stayed away from this one, because of its high-speed delivery. You have accepted the challenge and done well by it. The comparison between the two viruses makes for some amusing moments. Liked the hydroxychloroquine reference, too. This sort of "going viral" has for centuries enticed charlatans into creating some bizarre treatments. I've done "American Pie", and the resident curmudgeon at the time didn't like it. Tried again, same result. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, I've done a couple of times. Even essayed a "Major General". The other "Big Seven", I don't like well enough to learn them for a parody. Your comparison of reworking "Bohemian Rhapsody" to breaking a cathedral window is how I once felt about "American Pie", or a non-Big Seven favorite of mine, "Eve of Destruction".

There were French and Italian versions, I believe soon after the original. Both are titled "This Crazy World" (Ce Monde Absurde, & "Questo vecchio mondo loco). I have a copy in Danish called "Jorden i flammar" (The World is on Fire). The German version is an entirely different song on another topic, using the Steve Barri melody. The issues of the time were the Vietnam War, the threat of nuclear annihilation, and the struggle for equal rights in the United States. The French and Italian versions focus on the nuclear war theme, rather than Vietnam or Civil Rights. I've begun to wonder if the Civil Rights movement here would have been marked by so much violence, had it not been going on concurrently with the Viet Nam War. I remember those years well enough, but was fortunately just young enough not to get too personally involved. Susanna, if you are reading these comments, look for "Merry Minuet" by The Kingston Trio.

...but where is, "Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night?" ;-)

I admit there are a few errors...2nd line should read..know much instead of know us ....7th line should be..get tagged outside, you'll feel young - 2nd line from bottom... ..should read.. go and dream - First six words weren't planned to come out that way..but I kinda like it..so I'll keep it for now...........I'll put blame it on lack of oxygen anyway...................Thank You for your support my friends

Secondly, we’re in a situation where we have put together—and you’d guys, did it for our, the president Obama’s administration, before this—we have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.

The pacing is off a bit in places (e.g., "paNIC", the diddle interlude), but great idea pretty well executed for the most part. Could easily be edited up to top marks.

Not too surprising to me that Susanna has never heard of it. This song came out 55 years ago and had an anti-Vietnam War message directed at US audiences. The only reason I'm even aware of it is I had older bothers who were in their teen years; the oldest of which who was eligible for the draft in 1966. .... It looks like it had limited airplay in Europe and none in Finland, so why would Susanna have known about it (assuming she was even alive in 1965)

"Blinded" is one of the toughest songs to parody that there is, given the extremely complex rhyming scheme. Around Amiright, it is considered one of the "Big Seven" ... one of seven songs one should.parody in order to claim to.be a parody master

will there be food there?

Only the few will graduate with honors - Magna Cum Naughty..........555 credits you earned, sir

CoVid-19, mono, AIDS and the clap are things you don't want and you shouldn't be messing around risking to get.

A bit hateful and NASTY! Woooooo......

I like this. Thing is, Joe's got a LOT of work ahead of him but he's already getting down on it. It's going to take a LONG time to cleanse the nation of the scourge of Trumpism but Joe has his head screwed on right and his 8 years as VP gives him some cred. At least this year 2020 the American vision went to '20/20' and we're giving that fascist sissy scumbag the boot!

omg lol

Who was the leader of the land that stood up for you and me....D-O-N-A-L-D...T-R-U-M-P...........That's just my Mickey Mouse comment ..but seriously that was some funny shhhhhh

You'll be heading for the loony bin soon ...No wait....this is a loony bin ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........aha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Pardon me toy, is that the shadow's nougat you chew ?" . . . . .

Loved this one. Fives!

I liked it a lot....Do you prefer Sharpie to Marker...everything you wrote is true that's why it's funny.....

This is my first parody I have read in years and I am glad that it was yours ...It really doesn't pull any punches...Excellent writing through out..It's just as everything is today....Very skillfully done, I love it

The number of deaths from the virus has only recently exceded the number of people who have died from shootings in Kansas City, Missouri. Most of the deaths in Kansas City, Kansas were in one poorly operated nursing home for the elderly. That was about half the total deaths for the whole state. It sounds as though Finns are taking precautions on their own accord. Here, the government issues orders and many people ignore them. The politicians are telling people not to visit their families for Thanksgiving holiday. Christmas will probably be the same. Finland has the advantage of small, well-educated and co-operative population. This is the first year I remember the election being marked with riots and gunfire. The deep state is financing the violence to discredit Donald Trump. The election was stolen by Democrat fraud. Nothing will happen to the perpetrators. I can't imagine you have only heard "Eve of Destruction" for the first time today. It was a major hit, but many stations, including the most popular for the teenage market would not play it. When I heard it was banned, that only made me want to listen to it more. The Barry McGuire version was recorded in one take at the studio. Before the engineers could "clean up" the track and release a polished record, a disk jockey got hold of the first recording and played it. Overnight sensation, but very controversial. Look on youtube for versions by The Dickies (2:00) and Tiny Tim (26:00). I've only used this tune once for a parody, another telling of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". I am pleased to know the Finnish press considers Trump avoiding a new war as a significant achievement. The US press never mentions this. Biden will get us into a war with Iran, at the behest of Israel and Saudi Arabia, who have become unlikely allies. Thanks for reminding me of my first time to hear this song.

hope I get an idea for tomorrow. Some feedback would be nice so I know what people like the most so I can get some money for lunch as well

Patrick, believe or not, I heard this song today for the first time ever. I immediately found I needed to listen it again and again - and I then thought this piece is timeless, but could be updated. This song is just as actual today as in 1965. Finns have been surprisingly stoic about the coronavirus. The common opinion seems to be that this is the new polio: mostly harmless, usually devious, can be crippling and sometimes even deadly. The usual attitude seems to be: "God gave us this ordeal just like He gave plague in the past centuries, and we are going to endure it as our forefathers did". So far some 370 people have died altogether, and new infections emerge approximately at 100 to 250 daily cases. This is the time when the famous Finnish introversion is an asset. People have restricted their going out from homes to minimum, and they have transferred their social interactions in the Net. People also tend to meet and socialize in isolated places, such as summer resorts, islands or like so that they restrict the contacts to outsiders to minimum, and if they get infected, the infection trace can be tracked. So far we haven't noticed shortages on any commodities, but fuel prices have gone up. The government raised the fuel tax to cover the corona epidemic costs. I am optimistic with the vaccine. Dry ice (solid CO2) sublimates at minus 79 C, so it can be used for chilling. Dry ice is cheap and easily obtainable. There are also two or three other vaccines coming available, and they appear to be less sensitive to temperature. The reporting of the POTUS elections here have been surprisingly objective. The media has also been analyzing the Trump administration, and everyone agrees the undeniable fact is that Trump kept USA out of wars. So let us now see what happens with Biden: his advanced age has been stressed, and it is likely he will remain as a single term president.

This is so good...and so true...

good, I keep making enough food for dinner

Eve of Destruction has always been one of my favorite songs. I have about 30 different versions by different artists in my record and CD collection. Seems so many things are even worse now than in 1965. How are the virus statistics in Finland? I've started to notice more people around my town carrying guns. The price of ammunition is very high and there is not much in the stores. Toilet paper and cleaning supplies are scarce. The Mayor of Kansas City, Missouri is trying to close restaurants, bars and all gatherings such as concerts and sports. Movie theaters have been shut down since March. The new vaccines have to be chilled to a temperature unobtainable outside a laboratory, so I don't know how the authorities are going to distribute it. A lot of people are afraid of side effects which have been seen in other mass-panic vaccines, so they will wait and see what happens to those who do receive it. How is the US election being reported where you are? The media here was all in for Biden. The right wing news says he is senile and will be removed after inauguration. Kamala Harris, who received no support in the Democrat Party primaries will be President. 2021 could be even more scary than 2020. Glad to hear from you again. I've seen your name on Quora and Quizz Club. Staying busy.

Scans perfectly with original; funny (especially like "Ain't hardly lettin' freedom ring,"). Nice work.

Ain't seen nothin' yet!
B-B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet!

Wow! Impressive comeback, Suzanne

Nice!

Hang down your head, Mouth of Sauron hang down and feel so cold hang down your head, Mouth of Sauron Jackson gave you no role! You were of noble background a line of old Númenor you held the coat of Frodo you would have deserved some more!

I like the idea that he's kind of "good ol' boy" who respects science and masks.

that was a nice little dinner. What should I do for tomorrow?

I don't follow a lot of gloomy music, so I'm not as familiar with what might have been suitable melodies on which to hang my annual parody. I've used "The Battle of New Orleans", which is a light-hearted melody dealing with a doubly tragic event. I was looking through an old spiral notebook the other day and found the first two stanzas of an uncompleted Fitzgerald done to "Sink The Bismarck", which is very similar in tone and popularized by the same artist. The closest version of "Sunday Morning" I had to hand was by Ray Stevens. But, as you and my brother both know, the Johnny Cash version has the air of actual experience to it. I can't imagine Ray Stevens living those lyrics. Kristofferson and Cash, yes. Hope we'll both be around for next year's anniversary. Robert Arndt Jr always wanted someone to tell the tale of the Wilhelm Gustloff. I think that took place in the spring. Got to get working on my quadrennial inauguration parody. Last time I wrote it in two days, same as the original. Did you ever see it? With two months to think about it, I'll probably still wait to the last minute. Glad to see you read this one. Why do all the other guys get the comments?

Oppenheimer knew the meaning of what he had created, "We are destroyers of worlds". Then he gave that power to politicians.

I think of this as a Judy Collins song. The pacing is right on target. The first three stanzas convey what a lot of us Trump supporters feel about him. We are just more afraid of what Joe Biden's entourage will do once they go 25th Amendment on him. I like the line about "really no such thing as race at all". Putting that into law would solve a lot of problems. I never get any comments any more. Consider yourself lucky. As most long time readers know, I don't pay any attention to numerical votes. Only what someone takes the time to express in print.

I don't use the 555 vote system. Lyrics, based on the OS, are not especially profound, but they might make a good rally chant. Muffled by face masks, of course.

Oh, and also, maybe you’d like to meet me at the Proud Boys Boogaloo Anti-Antifa March tomorrow in Portland? We could find a table in the shade, and sip our tea and dodge grenades, and watch the morons on parade!

Amusing enough. But it took me 2 verses to understand why you were concerned about stains on your T-shirt and not in your underwear. Next time, use soft taco shells. :D

Hey, Joni! Wow, you again! Glad you turned on me, I feel like a radio now.

Seems I got a couple nice nickels to buy some dinner. Think I'll put them in my pocket before someone steals them

these guys stink to much for me

what if I clog the toilet? Will Comment get it free?

Peter: Yeah... "My Bologna" isn't one of Weird Al's funniest songs so there wasn't a whole lot to work with lyrically. I'm not sure about Number 1000. That's a huge number so it has to be something special!

The opening hinted at a list parody about secret ingredients, but we've both done such many many times. It was okey for a food parody. You gonna do anything special for your next seeing that'll be your 1000th? (I noticed when I noticed that me myself is at 699, not that I have a good idea for 700 yet).

Promising, with some good lines and creative rhymes ("Vladdy"), but just lazy in spots for the sake of a convenient rhyme (e.g., what's "pervy" about the question?), and in spots the pacing is just too off to reasonably fudge ("don't leave me here..."); I'll forgive the fact that the camp name puts the accent on the wrong syllable and sings more like a Barney Fife line ("Gee, Opie!").

Peter: After listening and reading did you enjoy it? Thanks for reading but I’m curious on your hot take of it!

A bit scattered, but some interesting ideas and good rhymes. I don't get the lawsuit bit, but I guess that's an inside joke? The ethnicity section is a bit unclear as far as the point of view...

someone please explain the voting tabulation on this site: 22/26 people vote 1 for pacing even though it clearly matches the meter of the original tune? Can anyone just put in any score they want just because they don't like the message? Pretty stupid. Funny, ok, I get that, and overall is where you can whine, but isn't pacing a fairly - not exactly - but fairly objective measure?

Not much to this, but worth it to see your point reinforced by the petulant comments.

What the hell did you do to upset Joni, Bob? She's over at my place saying she's Blue .. and that your puns are like tattoos

Hear that, Bob? That sound is The Hissing of Summer Lawns. They're hissing at your dreadful puns. Don't make any more or so Help Me, I'm gonna call for a Big Yellow Taxi and go home to California

I can't come up with a witty comment today so I'll just let you know that I've listened and read.

I like the P-Pals, but I'm scared of the singing ident and the Surprise ident (to the point where the former is my sleep paralysis demon.) This morning, I had a nightmare about the Surprise ident. It was me and a few other people on a train, looking at PBS Kids shows, and then someone put on a compilation of PBS Kids bumpers, and I closed my eyes knowing what was going to happen, but I still saw the flashing colors when I closed my eyes. :O BTW, the last few posts from DJ Blaze was me pretending to be him. I know better now...

Ok, Joni, sorry I couldn’t court your vote. But at least I sparked your interest.

I hope to see Al Gore get snowed in the same with Greenpeace

A sea monster watch a Sci Fi movie and you will See Monsters

Someone tell Hillary that you first need to be elected before you can be re-elected. Perhaps you meant re-infected? Was it just that annoying little thing called the electoral college that confuses the facts?

That's two snappy come backs. One from Bitin' at 1st debate and now the same one from you. "C'mon man" at least be original.

Will you shut up, man?

Can't have Bill. He's already served 2 full terms. Can't have Barack, either. Same reason. And Hillary didn't want to run for re-election. So it's Joe.

Not at all. Apparently whoever stuffed your ballot box with 22 ones for each voting category must be feeling very blue indeed. You should demand a recount. I do not have a dog in this fight. I just dislike poorly written parodies.

I found the focus shifts (trump>genetics>voting/comments) less than ideal, but the song choice and pacing are quite good. Some funny lines too. Full fives.

A spell checker may help you. Japanese for good bye is spelled "Sayonara". Other than that the parody was just mostly terrible so the spell checker will help a bit but not much.

arrivederci and ciao.

I found that there are only three kinds of ballot tabulators:

Those who can count honestly and those who cannot.

Thanks, Joni! Feeling "Blue"?

Fraudulent and rigged..I've heard that sentence far too many times. Dearest "make my day", I hope you someday find a hobby that makes you happy and is not antagonizing people in the comments section of "amiright.com". I really do.

Really? Your comments say this is your last political parody, ever? It's smart of you to quit while you are behind. I'd vote on this but the counting is likely fraudulent and rigged. Have a nice day.

no, I didn.t get hired

I wouldn't waste my energy to even vote on this dung heap of a write.

cute

Hey, ever notice how Joe Bitin' looks like my dummy Walter? If only he had Walter's smarts...

Sux. No bill, no vote.

Hey ladies, great song!! Do you have a song based on the Marvel character Squirrel Girl? "Churra churra chee chee chee, is there a nice fresh nut for me?" (The last line is my invention.)

I see no evidence of vote fraud on this site.

Gosh, people are weird.

IMO, it's one bilious Trump supporter rather than thirteen who so coincidentally think that downvoting parodies they don't agree with within a few minutes. But seeing as he (and it so surely must be a "he") is too much of a coward to say anything, without access to the site logs, one can't be sure.

But nice work :-)

Classic! Ones from everyone who is offended. I should start a drinking game. Thank you all for your feedback!

Thanks, Bad! Who knew Joni could be taken down by large boxes?

Great parody! Finally, someone has the cajones to take down Joni Mitchell!! I never understood why some people idolized her. She should have gone comedic instead of serious...and on top of that she's from Canada!

Looks like Republicans don't like this!

What Trump is to peak performance, McConnell is to career value: The worst that American politics has to offer. Well done.

It wouldn't be an official Edmund Fitzgerald parody If I didn't at least comment. It's been 45 years now, the story still compels. I think you picked the right song for it. All it needs now is the voice of Johnny Cash.

well either way I'm getting real hungry

Except that isn't exactly true, is it? https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/nov/04/facebook-posts/battleground-states-did-not-stop-counting-votes-el/

https://www.commondreams.org/views/2019/08/09/leading-civil-rights-lawyer-shows-20-ways-trump-copying-hitlers-early-rhetoric-and?fbclid=IwAR1TGxu1azvbOOxB3VrHSUZkpxiiXMBQaaHaBJiKWGGsYeBzjReCeQOZwW0

This 150+ year procedure wasn't a problem until about 1 am on November 4. That's because the aforereferenced 150+ procedure was clearly leading to Trump's re election. It's what happened AFTER 1 AM that should be a problem for everybody. That's when, in a maneuver that is several orders of magnitude beyond anything ever seen before, the Democrat authorities in 5 battleground states (where Trump was leading) SIMULTANEOUSLY stopped counting and said they would resume counting in the morning. But then, they secretly starting counting again, and I'll be damned, found huge troves of Biden only votes which put Biden into the lead. That's the problem that at least 72 million people are having just now

Fascinating, Captain. The very same people who claim, without evidence of any kind that the current President and his followers are Nazis, are using the very same metaphor of "vermin" that the Nazis themselves used to justify their infamous campaign of genocide against their Jewish minority

Methinks Wax Flower should get her facts right.

@Whoami It's just that JasperRolls was 100% right about me, he said that I am a bit of prick which is true I am, I basically vilified my best friend Bernadonner for leaving me by portraying her as welll...the villain and turning into a Pokemon in my fics despite the fact she had little to no problem with being transformed in lots of RPs I did with her, I thought of her as a possession and not a person. And then the whole Mrdrawinglover stuff started and this just came across as a Karen who complained when I did something that was made to parody covid and then complained about me vilifiyng him in a story and then complained I accused him of being someone who wants to bang a corpse (I just read his DA header as 'i'd bang a corpse' not 'i'd bang a zombie', is that hard for him to understnad?) So bla bla this got Jasper's attention, Jasper is 100% right, i'm a terrible person and I dragged his boyfriends into this mess...so, yeah that happened.

In case you're wondering, the reason JasperRolls blocked me is because he said he found my attitude towards Bernadonner to be a bit on the mean harrassment induced side, specifically after I left I vilified her by portraying her as this stuck up snob who was too 'grown up' to be with me and turned her into a Pokemon in various fics destpie the fact she had transformed countless times in RPs of mine against her own will and had no problem with it. Yes I agree with everything Jasper said, I was a terrible person and I was being overly creepy. I vilified him, I dragged his boyfriends into this mess and I harrassed his besties, he wants to leave me alone...fine, I will. But I hope he sees this and feels awful for what happened and finally unblocks me.

He won't concede? Maybe he will barricade himself in the oval office.

DKTOS, but it's a classic sort of rhythm. Nicely done, and well done for fitting in all the "bye Don" sorts of gags

Nice job. It's the *exact* level of enmity required for the occasion.

Funny how this 150+ year procedure was NEVER a problem until NOW.

Standing O!

Thank God for Trump. Can we repeat the verses? Yes.

RCP un-calls Pennsylvania after massive vote fraud uncovered. Un-American fascist fraudster traitor Biden and his entire criminal gang pretending to be a political party soon to be sentenced to death for their crimes of high treason against the U.S.A.

Fascist fraudster Biden loses.

Get one of those ugly swatrs for Christmas the one with the little lights on iit that flash

Maybe Mike ... but only if you include Joe's stirring crie de couer -- TRUnalimanumaperzure! No wonder the guy got 5 million more votes than ultra political rock star Barrack Obama even as his party got its ass kicked down the ballot at every level .... But then again, same thing happened to the less popular Obama, right? No, I'm wrong; Obama picked up 8 Senators and 21 additional seats in Congress; and this after a historic ass whipping in '06 where the Demoniacs picked up 31 and 6 -- I tells ya, (pounds keys on his adding machine) .. It don't ADD UP!!

Q. Whats Tarzan?s favorite Christmas Song? A.Junglebells Junglebells Jungle all the way

Time for an update?

hello is there anybody on here?

well I didn't want you to get the wrong idea about me having a knife.

Very good,

Great concept and execution.

Excellent!! There are too many questions about the results. If you want a preview of life with the Democrats in charge, please refer to my song, "This is Life (With Covid-19)."

This is brilliant! I can even forgive the spelling errors -- you get all 5s from me!!! :-)

Cool! A song about toilets and poo!!! :-)

That's a lot better than what Alec Baldwin as Trump was doing on SNL.

Change "screw up" for the more militarily correct "SNAFU". Before he leaves, Trump should order all the troops home. Would save Biden a lot of potential grief.

Someone is still reading my stuff 12 years later. That's amusing. Some groups, especially the Huron, captured or adopted whites, and sometimes Black slaves, to replace Hurons lost to battle or diseases. Many of the founders of what is now Kansas City, Kansas were descendents of such adopted Hurons or Wyandots. I once saw a cartoon of a stereotypical Native in a feathered headdress pointing at a picture screen featuring the image of a pair of human lungs. He addressed an audience of fellow Natives with the following, "And then we'll get 'em".

Amazingly prescient. Funny stuff- top marks.

It is great! Ignore these people, they judge good parodies for their political opinions. 555!

Deck The Walls With Bowels of Ali

I wanted a Trump parody.

"Suck it, Trebek!"

This is great. Nero and "the rest just hate the others" are great. This blue stater gives a thumbs-up and a 555.

What the?!

It is so funny

Looking for an audio version of this song if anyone knows where to find one. Thanks!

I think it was the Americanization of Emily.