Kool-Aid, if you're referring to me, I signed up online a few days ago for Community Preferred in Oxford, Me. It is a PPO. Its metal rating is silver. I did it in about 40 minutes in the dead of night. I give the site a B- in usability at this point. Anyway, I got a confirmation and I'm happy to have insurance and to be given the opportunity to browse all the variables in the two plans offered here (Blue Cross/Shield also has a bunch of options).

I didn't cut off your comment Irv. You think I'd be taking all this abuse if I could cut off comments. Actually I'm glad this showed up, so people will know who Irv is and who Dr Greg Applebaum is. Otherwise, one of my comments makes no sense

Phil or whatever puppet you are, up to your same old habit of ignoring the posting rules for the comment box, eh? NO PERSONAL ATTACKS!!! I will not have anyone label me a Nazi for being somewhat of an authority on German flugscheiben, secret weapons, aviation, and military weapon systems of Germany of any time period. All that makes me is a historian and since the "experts" agree that had the war gone on further the developments in the land, air, and sea wars would have shifted in Germany's favor. Of course, the strategies and decision-making process in Nazi Germany would have had to have been altered to allow sufficient time and resources to make those pipeline weapons including WMDs available by October 1945. Germany empirically had the highest overall tech of WW2 but not superiority in men and machines by 1942. Both wars were won due to Allied strengths in those areas and also it is a fact that the US came in last both times. In WW2 Britain stood alone in 1940 and the USSR broke the back of the German Army with the fiercest fighting of WW2 on the ground from '41-'45. The USAAF led in strategic bombing and developed the A-bomb, fought in all 3 theaters. But Germany had several other bombs equal in destruction testing in March 1945 (area of 4.5 sq miles wiped out): FAEs, radiologicals, liquid-air bomb, nerve gases for artillery and air delivery, and Nowak's Molecular bomb proposal. And they were building a time machine which is unprecendented for the science of that time. Time viewers can be claimed by the British pre-war and also postwar the Vatican invented the Chronovisor in the 1950s. Btw, I find it moronic that you chose this parody to attack me on b/c it deals with a British secret weapon and has nothing to do with the 3R at all!!! And finally, I have no power of censorship- the Editor removes all personal attack posts. Since I do not make personal attacks on others with labels and libel, I expect them to return the favor. Nazis btw do NOT support the poor, weak, minorities, Gays, Jews, and especially not Israel. I do. Perception doesn't always match reality. I write whatever comes to mind and your assessment is faulty based on over 2250 parodies with 404 authors covering a wide spectrum of topics over more than 2.5 years straight production, unmatched by anyone else here. Am Numer 3 Top Parodist and Number 6 Top Contributor simultaneously. I am unique here, so get over it. You are a worthless commentator by direct comparison. But I'll allow you to have your opinion as long as you keep personal attacks out of my threads. You don't have the knowledge depth and life experiences I have to match me on anything military or aviation related. All talking points you avoid. All you do is parrot others that voice opinion and speculation. If you don't like my parodies, don't click the links. Go triple-5 one of your faves.

Up to your old trick of having an unfavorable comment removed, eh? Too late. The weekends are a bad time for your censorship.

I think you have already cut off comments. One of mine has been deleted. You should respect the First Amendment as well as the Second. The missing comment went something like this:

You are not getting the Goldstein treatment. He was hated only two minutes a day.

Oxymoron of the day: "Here I am trying to conduct a civil discussion about vile left wing race baiting..."

This just in. Breaking news: ProCon.org has gathered 13 peer-reviewed studies of behavioral and neurological studies and come to the conclusion that differences between Republicans and Democrats are more than skin-deep. The studies looked at things like differences between groups’ perception of eye movement, and aversion to threatening noises. Researchers also noted that Democrats had larger anterior cingulate cortexes, which are associated with tolerance to uncertainty, while Republicans had larger right amygdalas, which are associated with sensitivity to fear. Psychiatrist Greg Appelbaum said the studies point toward conservatives’ tendency to avoid something called self-harm, while liberals avoid collective group harm.

Let's cut to the chase. To both of you trolls bashing Lennie here: are you actually enrolled in 0-Care or not? What plan are you on?

I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like?

What have I done? Gosh, trolls I didn't mean to reduce you to the level of screeching barnyard animals. Just wanted to defend myself against bogus charges of racism ..... I wanna tell you, Ed, I may have to cut off comments from now on. My threads are turning into total zoos. Hiyoooooo!

Arf! Arf! We should poop in Palin's mouth! Arf! Arf!

Scrawk! "Racism!" Scrawk!

Eep! Eep! Eep!

Hee haw! Hee haw! Hee haw!

Moo! Moo! Moo!

You realize what the things Orwellian Irving said, cutting through the double-talk and jargon, really mean? They mean right-wingers are the only humans with minds of their own! Leftists have to follow herd instinct because they are animals incapable of reasoning and logic and thinking for themselves. In short, this Greg Appelbaum quack just "proved" that all leftists have no rights. No wonder they bray and moo so much on their way to being made into meat pies!

"... lefties will go to grotesque lengths to smear and shout down opponents of their policies"? The fact is that nothing compares with the obscene tantrums of your compatriots on this very thread: "how does your goose-stepping racist commie Kenyan Fuhrer's anus taste?" and "The inquiring minds of your smug grinning Zionist flouride-chemtrail-spewing robot overlords want to know!" I wouldn't care about the rhetoric, but the Republican Party, a genetic offshoot of the Kallikak Family, has famously opposed and is still opposing every fair-minded legislation we now take for granted, such as Medicare, claiming it will lead to socialism and rationing of health care. Sound familiar? Add "death panels" to bring the fear produced by their amygdalas up to date.

Hats off to Callmelennie for telling it like it is. You hit the nail on the head! Well done indeed, Sir. 5s for your comment!

In other words, Irv, seeing as how this has gone on for two days , I'm getting the Goldstein treatment times a thousand. And of course, you're proud of this. And that "here I am trying to conduct a civil discussion" thing -- that was sarcasm, so the oxymoron was intentional ........ And as for Greg Applebaum, has he discovered the organic brain malformation that would cause total strangers to spew intense hatred at another stranger in an attempt to "prove" that said stranger is full of hate. I mean, Irv, baby, I've already pointed out that these lefties will go to grotesque lengths to smear and shout down opponents of their policies. So what do they do? They do the very thing I predicted they would do. That's gotta point to some kind of organic brain damage, don't you think?

And to Aunt Jemima and Uncle Jabatcha -- whats the story with your posts. Here I am trying to conduct a civil discussion about vile left wing race baiting, and the next thing I know, a minstrel show breaks out on my thread. C'mon fellas, keep it civil -- don't you know that stuff is racist?

That would only hold true, Bill, if nobody was accusing me of racism at the time I was defending myself, but of course, that is an entire galaxy cluster away from what's going on here. I'm impressed with your idea of fairness, though -- if I say nothing my silence condemns me; if I defend myself, I prove the point through the ol' "the Lennie doth protest much" theory. Reminds me of the standard of proof used in Stalin's show trials in the Thirties ......... And as long as we're doing Shakespeare, what methinks is "The trolls doth smear much" There have been any number of conservative parodists doing all kinds of anti-Obama parodies lately, some of which have been much harsher than mine. But, with the exception of Barry Mitchell this weekend, there's nary a critical comment to be found. And yet here you all are spewing your onesies and projectile vomit all over my last three threads in a way that's unprecedented in the two years I've been here. Now that really is an example of "protesting much." If I were a sel-flattering man, I might think you're doing it because my parodying abilities and this Obamacare debacle scare you, and you're responding in the usual left wing way, by giving me the Emmanuel Goldstein treatment. But I'm not

Hats off to W. Shakespeare for telling it like it is. You hit the nail on the head! Well done indeed, Sir. 5s for your comment!

Peter, YOUR CRYSTAL BALL WAS WORKING PERFECTLY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrzp8bhONE.

Your frequent rebuttals of charges of racism are examples of "He doth protest too much."

The Bennie Hattrick who used the foul language is the right-wing impostor. Keep your anti-lunacy pills for yourself.

...which, if you think about it, may or may not amount to a compliment to said man.

And as for you, Aunt Jemima, if you're upset about the possibility of no song parodies honoring Mandela, why don't you take a break from marketing pancakes and syrup -- the cornerstone of all nutritious breakfasts -- and write one on your own. Is it because your only talent is in penning scurrilous and surreal smears? I can't think of anything that would work offhand -- but how about a nice "breezy" tribute to Gandhi, based on the Association's song "Windy" -- Who's speaking out from under a spin wheel .. Calling on Hinds to make their own cloth .. Who's in a flick that's starring Ben Kingsley. Everyone knows it's Gandhi ..... As for the story about Obama caught in a lie about staying with his uncle twenty years ago, what's earth shaking about that? It would only be earth-shaking if Obama had been caught telling the truth about his past

How are you doing today, Bennie Hattrick? That was quite a psychotic break you had yesterday, Slugger. Just remember, take your anti-lunacy pill every six hours on the hour ...... And while we're on the topic, how 'BOUT that paragon of liberal tolerance and fair-mindedness, "Stop The Hate!", who suggests that the mere fact that I respond to baseless and scurrilous accusations of racism is "proof" that I must be a racist. Why else would I defend myself? ..... Tell you what , STH!, I tried that line of reasoning myself this morning. I went up to a progg/irritant in my neighborhood and accused him of molesting my grandchildren. And when he protested by saying, "But you're only twenty nine years old, how can you have grandchi-", I beat him to within an inch of his life. And then I called the cops, who told me, "You had no other choice, Sir. Clearly, he's guilty of the crime you accused him of. Why else would he use facts and logic to deny it?" At which point, the cops read the clearly-guilty SOB his rights, "You have the right to remain silent, any denial you make will be used against you in a court of law."

What was the racism row concerning Basil Brush?

Very good!

It is said a good man is known by his friends, a great man is known by his enemies. 5s

Crushed hard on Peter in the 60's and now when I watch old episodes. still do. Don't see how anyone could resist that gorgeous hair and those dimples (and "grayish-green eyes" as Nesmith said on one show). When he swooped her down and kissed a girl on one show, I had fantasies for days. Great parody.

You could joyously fellate Lenin's corpse and you'd still be a racist, vicious, lying, low-life scum bag. That makes you right at home here. You'll find no tributes to Mandela on this hallowed site, but there are plenty of artless parodies about the earth-shaking story of Obama and his shiftless uncle in the works for Monday.

Don't listen to that fraud! I'm the real Bennie Hattrick, and I like fellating and rimming every Stalinist, Maoist, Gramscian, and Communist despot on the planet! Anything less than that would be racist!

The following comment was fraudulently written under my name: "What does Hussein's anus taste like? Um... kind of like free healthcare." I expect nothing less from the Lunatic Right.

Another theme that seems to run through some of these negative comments is that, as a Republican, I could care less about the lives of poor people . This was a charge that was made by Obama himself; and seeing as how he has been caught lying thru his teeth about absolutely everything connected to this issue, he must be considered an unimpeachable source about this. In fact, Bush attempted Comprehensive Health Reform in 2007, which the Dem controlled Congress declared "dead in the water" upon its introduction in the House, which just goes to show you how "intransigent Republicans are. So basically, the compassionate Dems had no problems delaying a solution to the condition you trolls complain about for five years. A much less radical, and just as effective approach could have been fully in effect by the end of 2008....... And as long as we're talking about lack of moral qualms perhaps some of my worthy adversaries can explain why it's OK that's there have been 1200 exemptions to this shared burden handed out to Trade unions and other Obama political cronies and why it was OK to exempt everyone in the state of Nebraska from O-care in order to get it passed. Is it because these exemptions are illegal and violate the Equal Protection Clause? And why is it OK that your Democratic heroes in Washington are trying to exempt themselves as well

Len is living in denial and the fact that he has to defend himself so vigorously and repeatedly suggests that he is discriminating against Obama simply because he is black. His parodies support this view of constant racism. And denying it only makes it more obvious. Every President has had some controversy associated with their terms in office, but Obama has taken nutcases that have been proven wrong over his birth nation (Birther conspircy nutters), untruths over dealing with GWB's financial meltdown and the current recovery numbers, and now this GOP healthcare reform mob that wants to politically and socially lynch him for trying to help the poor and downtrodden in America, which includes a lot of minorities and immigrants. If that isn't racism, I don't know what is.

Dear Phil, I specialize in Third Reich weaponry, history, flugscheiben, etc... and even more topics of war and rare aviation... but do not minimize my coverage, please. If you bothered to read all of those parodies with those weapons you would learn a lot about forgotten, buried, and classified history. And FYI, the Germans did have an animal war between British falcons and Nazi pigeons! Already covered. As for the serial songs, they account for 42% of my parodies overall leaving 58% other. So, still no majority. I have 404 artists and that's more than most detractors and does not count hymns, poetry, tv theme songs, commercials, and screen music (soundtracks)!!! Anyone trying to put me in a box ultimately fails. The fact that you do not like military anything is not my problem. Others do and so I will continue. You're like that idiot that claimed that all there was to know about the Third Reich had been covered by either the late 1980s or early 1990s- the poor guy has been proven wrong time and time again. We know that the Germans had A-bomb designs since '42 and that there were two programs, not one. We know that the Germans had WMDs and didn't use them (nerve gases and radiologicals). We know that other bombs equal to the atomic bomb were tested in the Baltic and Thuringia- the SS Firedamp weapon (aka Liquid Air Bomb) and also devastating FAEs (Fuel-Air Explosives). Dr. Karl Nowak was working on a Molecular bomb of ultracompressed, ultradense non-radioactive and frozen to almost absolute zero matter. We know that the Germans had disc craft that operated off EMG propulsion with mass reduction systems. That weapons to be used against the US were under construction (Peenemunde A-9 component of the A-9/A-10 ICBM, the Prufstand XII sea launch containers, radiological versions of the V-1 and V-2, the Horten XVIII Amerika bomber, and so on). And there were rail guns, desiccator gas, tanks with EM armor and firing magnesium fusing rounds, advanced small arms, and even an attempt at time travel via the Glocke (the controversial Bell Device), Furthermore, the Germans were 10 years ahead in hardware for jet and missile tech and were 50 years ahead in design. Only the Skunk Works and Scale Composites has produced a few new aircraft configurations. Virgin Galactic with parasitic rocket plane under White Knight II is just one of the DB Projects. And we could get into endotheric weapons, force fields, resurrection tech, Synthetic blood and plasma, energy weapons, and a very long list that is still classified. German disc craft are classified until 2020 and the work at Jonastal S.III until 2045 by the AEC. WHY would any German tech get 75-100 year classifications? In ODS the use of stealth and tv guided missiles and bombs made news. germany in WW2 had stealth with the Ho-IX and stealth-masked U-boats (Opanol and Tarmatte) while also testing the tv-guided Hs-293D ASM!!! They had the first bunkerbusters in 1940 with the Rochling anti-concrete shell of titanium-vanadium. They introduced sweptback wings on the Me-262, had delta wing craft (Lp DM-1), FSW (Ju-287), flying wing (Horten series), and introduced every type of offensive and defensive missile in the world. First jets (Me-262, Ar-234, He-162), rocket fighter (Me-163), true submarine (Type XXI), assault rifle (STG-44), best tanks (Panther and Tiger I & II), Tank destroyer (Jagdpanther), and infantry weapons (P-38, MP-40, STG-44, Panzerfaust, and Panzerschreck). They led in IR development on land, air, and sea and in so many categories of weapons. Look at the 800mmm Dora, biggest gun in history. The fact that you like stamp collecting as a hobby is admirable, but the Reich is so much more interesting in just this brief summary. It goes on forever...

A few housekeeping items here ... I don't want anybody taking my side to engage in the kind of smearing and name calling that the other side is throwing at me. For one thing, these comments show up in the "Latest Comments" section and it makes the whole website look like a haven for lunatics. Moreover, these rantings by the so-called champions of free and civil discourse expose then for the vicious hate-filled hypocrites that they truly are ..... For example, someone gave me three K's for my efforts. Gee, Wally, you think that a subtly veiled reference to the Ku Klux Klan? So basically, if I point out the obvious fact that Obama has been lying through his teeth for four years -- and is still lying -- in order to sell a program that is imploding right in front of everybody's eyes, that means I'm in favor of murdering black children? I think that supports a charge that I made on a previous thread that Obamao's supporters will go to grotesque lengths to smear anyone who opposes his policies -- but I guess I've just been proven wrong, right? ..... And as long as we're talking racial insensitivity how do you proggos justify the horrific and grotesquely false things you've said about Hispanic Ted Cruz -- Or do you, like the hypocrites that you are, excuse yourself from the "sensitivity" that you demand from others

I'm waiting for the day, not too far off now, when it costs no more than $20 to get your own drone and everyone and his dog has one. That should be fun...

You're sure this isn't just a transcript from the original song?

Hey, geniuses, how's Martin Bashir doing these days? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

See what I mean?

What does Hussein's anus taste like? Um... kind of like free healthcare.

So, Bennie, how does your goose-stepping racist commie Kenyan Fuhrer's anus taste? Just curious. And Big Commie? What'll you do when the mush-for-brains millennial morons you tricked into voting for their own impoverishment stay home in droves, and some even desert to the Republicans, thereby throwing your gluttonous, parasitic, gun-grabbing, goose-stepping commie fascist masters' fat pasty keisters out on the street? The polls are already swinging hard against you reverse Robin Hoods who steal from the working class and give to the far-left fat cats. As for what "vile political racist garbage" we're planning... Our plan is to revoke all exemptions from 0-care for your party, and force you to enroll in your own socialist programs. Also, those death panels overseeing your care will now be staffed with journalists from the Christian Science Monitor. So BOHICA, you dumb racist slut, and prepare to take your 0-Care suppository hard and fast. You raving leftard lunatics are so thoroughly steeped in Poe's Law at this point that it's impossible to parody you anymore.

The only insane thing is that you STILL expect us to believe all your hypocritical goose-stepping leftard commie parasite talking points over our own lying eyes. Even the most cursory examination of the facts shows that YOU and your fellow leftard goose-steppers are the godless, immoral slave-drivers and corporatist cronies who are shoving the pure evils of socialism down everyone's throats. YOU engineered this unaffordable, careless act of tyranny that has already cost millions of people their jobs and their health insurance, YOU wrecked the economy and are continuing to wreck it further with a blatantly phony "recovery" built entirely on stock bubbles, fraudulent accounting, and cooked statistics even as the American middle class vanishes and the ranks of the poor swell, and YOU are the greedy, sadistic, racist, misogynistic, rapacious, genocidal fascists currently ushering in the Great Depression Mark II. Socialism at its core is absolutely evil and you DemocRATS have no souls left to sell, having mortgaged yours to Satan back in the 1960s; as if you goose-stepping godless commie leftards ever believed in such "bourgeois superstitions" in the first place! Here's to your being forced to seek a ridiculously over-priced and under-performing insurance plan on your failed Fuhrer's glitchy constantly-crashing thoroughly insecure site, having all your personal information sold to identity thieves, and then finding out your enrollment isn't even valid and you'll be fined anyway for not purchasing insurance! There's no better way to punish you mindless socialists than to submit you to your own mindless socialism. So BOHICA, 0-Bot: you're not in the top .00001% of the Democrat Party and its corporate lackeys, you can't get any of the exemptions they're granting themselves from it.

Your fascinating hobby is almost as gripping as stamp collecting. I am also a lepidopterist. Could you tell us how Hitler planned to launch an attack of gypsy moths against British tweeds? I bet you can squeeze it into I Put a Spell On You, or Wild Honey Pie, or On the Road Again.

To Smug Hateful Jerk With No Moral Qualms: Thank you for the hilarious illustration of the Right Wing Lunatic Fringe. Best parody of the day. Three Ks.

It's truly amazing that we're about to turn the corner on the economy at over 3% and climbing, unemployment down, gas prices stable, housing recovering, and the move towards a living wage of $15/hr...but of course the big GOP elephant cant stand that and blocks the way every chance it gets. I guess Republicans think it's OK for the poor and unisured to pay 15-20 times the money for the very same medical treatment all because they lack proper health insurance. Right? And healthcare is a business hand in hand with big pharmaceuticals that can patent brand names for almost two decades before a generic can come out and supply the doctors' offices with all sorts of "freebies" to push on their patients. And lets not forget financial incentives and other perks. You godless money grabbers and slave drivers of the masses have no morality at all. You call Obama a socialist and yet we don't live like Europeans at all. If anyone goes further you label them a Communist which is insane. Capitalism at its core is absolute evil and the GOP sold its soul a long time ago. Here's to Ronny Raygun and the age of materialism. I'm sure Barry and Lennie have replaced Girls Gone Wild with Greed Gone WIld ( A Tea Party Production, 2013 edition)!!!

Well, we all know the initials for the Tea Party- TP as in toilet paper, so I'll wipe this parody with my ass- 1/1/1. Callyouklanny or Callyoulooney as both fit. What other vile political racist garbage are you planning next? Gonna attack Mandela as some terrorsit thug and defend apartheid? Face facts Lennie boy, 2014 and 2016 are more well-deserved future Republican losses and they got no one to blame but themselves, the gluttonous, rich-serving, gun-lobbying, fascists. Even the independent voters are turning away from them. Better start redistricting and slinging mud cuase y'all goin' down big time!

So, Malcolm not in the middle, any disagreement with Obama at all is motivated by racism; but when you say the vilest, most inaccurate things about Ted Cruz, that's A-OK .... You know if you keep this hypocrisy up, the value of your race card is going to drop faster than a Zimbabwean dollar in the Weimar Republic hyperinflation of 1923. Ooops, did I just imply that Zimbabweans are no better at stabilizing their currency than Germans ... I guess I'm racist

a toast to CML and his hilariously accurate parody! 5's "toasts with glass of eggnog"

just plane funny! 5's

I gave the pacing a 4 because you left out the intro "you know Dasher and Dancer etc." but otherwise a very well written parody 455

I was expecting comedy and Onslaught you delivered! 5's

Sure, sure Fack. Anything you say. Heh, heh, can I get you something to drink? Whatever you want. Straight Fives on the rocks? Here you go. Have a seat. Have a bed. Got a nice jacket for you. Latest style. Belts in the back.

Hey, another brainwashed goose-stepping 0-bot. So, how's that you-should-be-happy-to-give-all-your-personal-information-to-hackers-and-death-panels enrollment drive of yours comin' along? How's your government-subsidized unpaid internship at Mother Jones going? Does your far-left-of-Fidel-Castro pal Michael Moore still sit around on his fat pasty keister at his Torchwood Lake estate in the middle of the workday sucking on his Hollywood tax breaks and subsidies? What are your lazy shiftless burger-flipping buddies going to do when we smug capitalists finally replace them all with inexpensive vending machines that actually deliver what the customer wants on demand and on time and don't spit in the food? How's that underemployment and labor participation rate looking? Are you going to be moving to Washington State now that it's a lazy socialist shirkers' paradise? The inquiring minds of your smug grinning Zionist flouride-chemtrail-spewing robot overlords want to know! Well, we know already, actually, but we'd like to hear it straight from the jackass's mouth, so to speak.

Nope. 'Tis the season to shill for the Jackass Party and that big bowel movement we had to pass in order for you to see what was in it... and convince you to eat it now that you've seen what's in it.

Yes it is all Bushes fault. Soon he will be blamed for ObamaCare,

Black skin justifies anything a goose-stepping Democrat does, at least until 2017, when having a vagina will justify anything a goose-stepping Democrat does.

Ultra-right wing, white, fat asses sit around in the middle of the workday, sucking at the teat of Big Government (federal pensions, farm subsidies, disability, SSI) while making up insulting and childish variations on our President's name. Hey, a little bad news for the haters: Unemployment rate is down to 7%; Washington state voted for $15 an hour minimum wage. This must kill you smug jerks who have no moral qualms about the working poor, like the guy who walks back and forth from Brooklyn to his McDonald's job in Manhattan because the $5 fare is needed to feed his family. Can't pay him a living wage. The budget. Wouldn't be prudent.

The parody is completely trivial, egregious, and by its repetitive nature, too easy to write.

Guys! Gals! GLBTs! Whatever you are, 'tis the season to be jolly, not to be bickering again.

Oh, and thanks Onslaught, Barry and AFW for your comments. And thanks to you too, Slamming Sammy for keeping me from getting over bearing and arrogant from all the positive feedback. BTW, what's life after steroids like?

There is such a thing Patrick. Google up "The Pretty Darn Exhaustive Obama Nickname List." I went there to refresh my memory and found a few of my own creations on the list!! -- Barack Insane Obama, Barry O'Bowdown, The im-POTUS, Whacky Baracky,

What you really sayin' is above is that you don't like that Obama is Black, plain and simple. Bet you a good ol' boy with a nice bank account and conservative goose-steppin' thugs like Ted Cruzin-for-a-bruisin' and Sarah Failin' for fast friends. Dare I ask if you are postin' from your yacht, with your blonde whitebread honey, sippin' a bottle of '65?

Barrage balloons were not much deterrence to German aircraft or the V-1s due to height restrictions. They usually are used for defense against low flying aircraft against factories and training facilities. The Espenlaub Flugzeugwerk made some strange rollplans and geometric-shaped barrage balloons during WW2 that baffled the Allies and also had an armed war-kite Vogelschreck (literally bird terror for scarecrow) that was a factory defense weapon. The kite was autonomous and if you shot at it, that would trigger a barrage of unguided solid fuel rockets into that direction. It was used against marauders seeking targets of opportunity after the bombers turned back towards France. V-bombs were largely killed by AAA with proximity fuses and prop fighters, although the Gloster Meteor "Meatbox" killed some too. The most absurd idea was a Brit bubble machine for fouling the Argus pulsejet of the V-1. Was the U-Blo (pronounced oo-blow) which was ridiculous... but at least one demonstration around London amused the kids!!!

Never traveled anywhere on a plane. Now it looks as though I never will. Between the rules and the TSA, and the cost. Glad most everyone I know lives within driving distance.

Brilliantly constructed. Somewhere there must be a website with all the variations on the name "Obama". I have a sinking feeling that Obamacare will be gift that keeps on giving for the foreseeable time I have remaining.

Thanks for the inspiration, look for it, or some variation on Monday.

Launching landmines into the sky does not strike me as a particularly viable idea. Though they probably struck a few folks on the ground when those parachutes floated back to earth. Any idea on how well barrage balloons scored on airplanes and V-bombs?

We will be fighting once again for the 40-hour work week. Trying to gain more hours, rather than leisure time. Maybe this is just the first step to no one having insurance. Maybe then, medical care will not be priced disproportionately to other goods and services. But no way is Obama that smart, or caring. If he wanted to earn that Nobel prize he could order the troops home--today! And would not need Congress' permission to do so. And, would receive majority support from the US public, especially those who still have family stuck in those sand-dune hell-holes. It's time to replace both parties.

Hackers will redirect goodies to themselves. Someone will keep the package and the little helicopter. It will land in the neighbor's yard and his dog will eat it. This will be a lot of fun if Amazon pulls it off. Really fun, as they are going into the grocery business, too. A dozen eggs, anyone?

Here you go again, telling truths that brainwashed 0-bots like Malcom can't stand! You're not supposed to pay attention to any news that disagrees with the MSNBC/CNN/ABC/NBC/CBS propaganda mills, or to any of the Commie-crats' broken promises, hypocrisies, and out-and-out lies and crimes against humanity. You're supposed to hate on Bush for attacking real terrorists such as Al Qaeda and the Taliban while loving on 0 for warring for Europe's oil in Libya, trying to ally with Al Qaeda in Syria, and starting wars in Yemen and other places without so much as informing Congress, let alone asking permission, which have cost us... well, thousands of lives, not counting the guys lost in the Benghazi fiasco. Meanwhile, you are also supposed to ignore 0-bots' blatant lies and racism in bashing "white, rich, Republicans" and pretending 0-care isn't actually even WORSE than nothing! It's already caused 4 million cancellations, and is likely to bring about 50-100 million more. If you liked your plan, you can't keep it! Dare complain, and the rich, white, Democrat goose-steppers will sic an IRS audit on you the way they've already done to a cancer-survivor for daring to speak out about how his insurance is being canceled by the sadistic socialist scum running 0-care's scam. Never mind that the Republicans have offered more than 200 alternative plans to the Democrats' unreadable incoherent nation-raping multi-thousand-page unaffordable plunder-the-poor-and-give-to-wealthy-socialist parasites act. No, you're supposed to focus on Republicans' skin color and bank accounts. Never mind that the vast majority of the top .001% such as George Soros and Michael Moore and Harry Reid and all the Hollywood "limousine liberals" are all Democrats (or even self-proclaimed Communists!) Let's just pretend that throwing tens of millions of people out of work and canceling their health insurance is somehow better than doing nothing. Let's pretend it's "irresponsible" of Republicans to be AGAINST throwing tens of millions out of work and canceling their health plans. Let's pretend the Democrats aren't all in bed with HUGE corporations like Hollywood's film industry, Warren Buffet, GE, Wal-Mart, and yes, very nearly the entire Health insurance industry! Above all, let's pretend this is still 1968, and that misandry, anti-white bigotry and racism, and jack-booted goose-stepping left-wing fascism and thuggery don't exist.

To use the immortal words of the late Mr. Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes, "Whatyou talkin' bout, Mitchel?" :))

You been lawyered, boy-1s

But... but... Bush! Republicans! Crackers! Racism! Squirrel!

Hey, look, a three-headed monkey!

OK, now THAT is funny!

Here y'all go again with focusin' on the negative and outright lyin' as in [4]!
When you make assertions, please scrutinize ALL of Congress and the individual votes, time off campaignin', etc.
GW Bush was an ignorant bumbler who took the most time off in history of the Presidency, got us into this Afghan-Iraq mess without justication (no WMDs in Iraq and the men in the airliners were mostly Saudis). How convenient to make war in Afghanistan on the Taliban and just lose thousands of men over a decade for no real cause!
There are worse problems here at home and at least the Big O is doin' somethin' bout it while white, rich, Republicans and their 'constipates' hold the nation ransom cuz they lost two times in electuions and can't get rid of healthcare reform that was and IS a real problem with the baby-boomer generation. That's a fact, Jack!
Even if it's a bad version, when the Democrats ask the Republicans for their alternative plan, they have none! To say 'nothing' is better than something when millions of unisured are involved is way beyond irresponsible. It tells me that they just don't give a damn about anyone but the rich 1%.
Ain't that a damn shame in the 21st century?

Matty, according to Forbes, "...carriers such as Spirit, Frontier, and Allegiant have implemented various types of fees for carry-ons." It may just be a matter of time before other airlines follow suit. But I'm with you -- I fly Southwest whenever possible.

I guess I'm still a right handed leftie...although not really a fan of Obamacare...but I do appreciate the fact that Affordable Care lowers limits for Medi-Okayed..

They charge for carry ons now? It probably depends on what airline you go with. Southwest is usually cool and they usually don't even charge you for your main luggage as long as it weighs less than a certain amount.

Nice tight fit..topical.. opens the door for many more..."I'll be droned for Christmas"

Although not leaning in my general direction...this is quite snappy and cleverly written..brightly spirited with good humor...what Amiright needs more of, a kinder and gentler political spoof

A better final line is "From our Founders' wisdom freed."

I wonder if they'll use sleigh-shaped drones at Christmastime. Enjoyed this!

This is brief and delivers several good points on time, unlike some parodies that just drone on. ;^) 5s

With all that name-calling for him, you must be a racist! I'm scoring this at 10 12s (in Base 3). ;^)

Who let the dogs out?... You did, you let the dogs out, 5's

Somebody's been reading up at TV Tropes...

A fine tribute, but presumptuous about where his spirit is now. His body, however, was sintered.

These guns could be made cheap enough to be, in practical terms, disposable. Glass or ceramic bullets would solve that problem. I've shot primer powered plastic bullets from plastic .38 & .44 cartridges. Not a viable weapon, but the principle is sound. A single shot disposable handgun, especially since I assume the maker would disguise it as something other than a gun, would be far less complicated to make than a single-use 35mm camera. Perhaps a pen-gun. Illegal, but the purposes of such a weapon will be illegal anyway. Most FP-45 Liberators were never fired. Few would have survived the 10 rounds included in the package. I understand that the prospects for the future of 3-D printing include fabricating components of metal. I think this can already be done via computer controlled lathes and milling machines. One commentator speculated it would be a way to bring back short runs of classic pistols such as the Colt Python. 3-D printing could be used to fabricate hip replacements and other bone structures. If the powers that exist to obstruct the future would get the hell out of the way, we would have far less need of preparation for Armageddon.

I hear they make a great doorstop.

Change "And if you make an offer here I'll add my beanie hat for you That's also marked to go away" to "i'll add my beanie hat for you as a bonus on e-bay" (just a suggestion)

Change "I'm a product of relations I say "Hey ma, and hey pa!" to "I'm a product of relations between a cousin and grandpa" think it'd add a bit more humor to it.

Note: This topic is scaring a lot of different people just as the Glock myth did with X-ray machines when it was introduced. But unlike the Glock, this one is true. One could put the components in with a bag of toys like legos and go undetected, even visually. If the guns are fabricated, then NO, they can still be identified visually with an X-ray by human eyes, so it is not 100% undetectable. And the rounds it fires are metallic standard, so how would you get the bullets on a plane? Anyway, I brought up the German tech b/c a wood and bakelite gun type using a pressure system would also work. I've never seen a photo of those weapons nor their schematics, but rightfully assume that the US Army is not going to allow people to manufacture such weapons at home. They are not classified, but buried or lost on purpose. Still, Cody Wilson and fans see the Liberator as the first in a long line of "Arm the People" (ATP)Movement weapons. This weapon is also being called the "NAR-01" or New Age Revolution-01. Expect more oddities to be weaponized at home.

Patrick, the FNH SCAR Mk 16 is 7.7 lbs and Mk 17 is 8.4 lbs empty, so I'm assuming you are talking about the latter. Not really that much difference with other assault rifles, 8 lbs being avg... even for bullpups!!! The lightest bullpup is IMI Tavor 21 @ 7.5 lbs and heaviest is Chinese Type 95 @ 8.7 lbs which is heavier than the SCAR Mk 17!!! Despite more bullpups being accepted worldwide (Austria, UK, France, Israel, Singapore, RSA, Russia (SF), and China, plus exports... the world is still dominated by two calibers: 5.56mm AND 7.62mm (both, in all forms)! Btw, the Chinese bullpup fires 5.8x42mm rounds!

Who else hasnt seen on Television X Angel Long's Fresh Meat

Hilarious and appropriate for the wholly-dazed season, but bumpy on meter in a few places.

Sorry, but I have 1 ready and need 2 more or so to make sure there's enough for the musical.

Thanks, all

See above, still one of my favorite spoofs of yours!

Not bad, I like that you're sticking with your commercial spoofs, but probably not enough for a SOTM comp. Also, I think the word "Fatass" (to rhyme with Jordache) would have been a nice inclusion.

See above, just as great the second time around.

Gotta agree with Blaydeman. I give you an A for effort, but this song would be difficult for anyone to pull off successfully. Nice work, but I got lost in too many spots to give this a perfect score.

Thanks Pete, Jonathan I'll be moving on from the hunting theme tomorrow... unles you count shopping as a blood sport, and I do.

very funny kind of reminds me of a parody I wrote with Charmander X a few years back called "Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer" only if I'm honest I think I liked yours a bit better! 5's

aw spit! I can't think of anything witty to say 5's

I'm with Matthias I never watched any of Walker's movies either but this was still a touching tribute!

Not a bad tribute

I can relate to any ugly tie, it's like the tie that blinds

Good to see something far fetched and beyond, and yet interesting

No Way!! I have been singing this song without knowing it existed!!! I would always type it in computer lab. Too Funny!! My version was "I kissed a squirrel and I liked it The taste of her almond chopstick!!!" I would sing it throughout the halls!!

RIP Paul Walker. Never watched many of your films but I still appreciate you.

I shot the reindeer, and they say I broke the Yuletide laws .... give it a whirl, Jonathan (or Onslaught)

I just adore a finely crafted cuspidor... song. 5s

You could always cover it with a nice Christmas sweater.

See above.