Thanks, AFW. I call it weird, Sir.

Reminds me of that song by Elvis.."King Creole"

I guess you could call this dark humor...555

Thanks, Timmy, OMR, Andria...good nickname, and thanks, LCC...and Christie, very punny comment...and thanks, JP...good to see ya' around...

Thanks for the feedback! As to the pacing, I did use the original lyric sheet. I took a little liberty with the pacing because the rhythm of words felt right at the time. I had to sing it back to myself to make sure I made the right call (much to wife's chagrin). BTW, I absolutely HATE spam.

Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. Here are some I made up. Barney hell man: I hate you.You hate me. Lets go out and kill barney. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. Right this moment barney's in hell. Heap of blood: Lets go out and kill a barney dinosaur. Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. Bam Bam Bu Bam Bam barney's on the floor! We shot him more while he was on the floor to make sure he was dead! Barney's original I hate you song:(Sing in tune of The Mean Kitty song.) Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! This dinosaur got old about two month's back. All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. Barney is a warrior you know what I meen! He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. That's all I made up yet. I'm gonna make some more. I'll post them when I do! Peace out!

This song was written by John DeNicola and Frankie Previte and performed by Eric Carmen. Swayze had nothing to do with the song except dance to it in the movie. The only song he ever sang was a song called "She's Like The Wind" which he co-wrote with Stacy Widelitz. Part of being a good parody writer is giving credit where credit is due. Pace is a bit off by the way.

(Artistry) Women come and women go, but you always know what you get with beer. Good work!

(Artistry) Just give me your address and boxes of worthless stuff can be yours, like that plastic piece we found on the floor that nobody knows what it goes to but if we throw it away we'll immediately find it's a critical component of something.

Yes I know, I realized that spelling error after I clicked on "send". I get the song that I want, go to youtube and then I get the song with lyrics and then pause it every phrase and see what I can make out of it. I write it all down and then copy it onto the "submit parody". After all, to make a good parody, you have to spend every single minute on it to understand what you are writing and be good at it. For "horny thighs", don't you have to put that on whatfreaks because of the sexual language of it? The thing is, I just don't want to get TOO perverted with them and over do it because of the language, but if not, I will concider something like that. Thanks! I after all did think it was a little off, but then got a little fustrated and just put what I could at the moment. That is why it wasn't THAT good. Did you look at "Tom cruise as a Little boy"? I honestly think that one was pretty good even to other commenters. You should check it out if you didn't already. It's pretty good!

(Artistry) Why, this parody was right as rain, the cat's meow, more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

(Artistry) Come to Texas, where the summer heat melts the streets... good work!

(Artistry) I never thought I'd see the day when TT found a "you" to replace the "ewe". Excellent melding of...um...minds.

(Artistry) Well, you know what they say, the Maury the merrier! Fun parody!

(Artistry) You have the "acne zits from hell" (shameless self plug). Thanks (?) for the memories. :-)

(Artistry) This wins the Triwizard cup going away.

(Artistry) Surreally good!

Thanks, Silent One. I rarely tend to lose humor in ANY situation, and the parody was indeed good, hence the seven votes of all 5s before you came along.

What's even better is if the author listens to the OS and paces the parody to it correctly, wink. ;-) (spell-check is good, too [breathe/breethe])... Kinda hard for any male dancer not to seem a little gay, maybe, but homophobia isn't an attractive topic. However, there's another great switch here: "Horny Thighs" ... care to try that? Courtesy of moi ;-)

Another tip for new writers: Here, it's encouraged to vary your choruses, even if TOS repeats them, so you show more creativity and give us more laughs -- especially in a fairly short and repetitive song like this one.

No one said this is easy, even though it might look like it :-) ... but you've got the right idea. Not gonna vote ATM; let's see what future efforts bring. Welcome to AIR!

To minimize the stress switches, hyphens, hymens, etc: If the chosen words can't be finagled correctly, before resorting to the hyphen, keep in mind that you can always re-phrase the original choice, unless the original is too funny to be changed:

"Found out because of extortionist's sting"       not only nails the stress, but also adds consonance "st's/st" -- cute perk.

"Gumshoe detectives come; save ..."
"Sheriff's detectives came; save..." etc.

You already know the TTTfPPP about having the meter analyzed, and of course you knew that TOS was in dactylic tetrameter, so it's just a matter of thinking of a phrase that naturally stresses its first syl. Once that's in the noggin, the ideas will flow accordingly.

And, of course, "her-ass-meant" was already perfectly paced and stressed; just separated (heh heh) to emphassize the delightful pun on "harassment". Just brushing the lint off of this pressed, starched, and dandy (law-)suit.

"One should always refrain from offering unsolicited advice, for fear of discovering its exact value to the recipient" (from memory, might not be verbatim) -- Francisco D'Anconia, in "Atlas Shrugged" © 1957 Ayn Rand. But it doesn't cost anything, either. :-)

Givin' 5s for you because it is good and because you don't lose humor even in situation like that.

Great as always, AFW. 5's.

DKTOS, but rather vivid imagery, esp. of the stick and surgery -- Fives for that.

As a poikilothermic reptile (same family as alligators), TT prefers warmer climes, and the alligators add a little excitement as you water-ski past them. TTip re: title and some parody words misspelled: The Firefox web browser has a built-in spell-checker. It would have flagged the title, tongue, alligator, etc. in the submission box (not in the preview itself). Total open- source freeware. w w w dot mozilla dot com. Check it out!

As for me, I'd rather be just passed over by FG than contracted by any other writer. ;D

DJ Blaze, long time, no see! Nice ta see ya again .. Thanks for v/c, and that's no hype!

FG, *don't *answer that! ... *please*? :-D

blackjack21: No, just her panties. See, I told her I wanted to get into her pants, and you know how TT takes everything so literally, so she took it (c)litterally, and, well...... :'-(

'Sides, FG's perfect FiGure doesn't need a girdle. Pretty darn hot in a black leather thong and top, garter, nylons, N. Sinatra boots, though .... E-mail me if you want pics. Cashier's Check or money order only, please. No personal checks or credit cards accepted. Do not send cash through the mails. Send v/c through the Internet ... smooth operators are standing by. :-D (thanks!)

blackjack21: I love you, too, Bro. ;-(       :-D ... thanks for v/c!

I've probably read this 100 times and still haven't commented?!?! 555!!!

Totally agree with Matthias and all the other positive comments here. Great job! 555

Here's 555, but is that too cliche?

Incredible, and just in time for winter! 555

I'm "stuffed" after reading this! 555

Hilarious, yet very melancholy... 555!

I echo all positive comments, and know I know what all the hype was about!!! 555

Another insane OS, and another great parody from a talented writer! Never watched Maury much, though. 555

INSANE OS, and very hilarious! Haven't read too much of the Potter books, but know enough to understand. 555

Goy putz that I am, it took me a few minutes to understand this. Now that I do, I recall the immortal woids of Coily Howard..."I'm a victim of coicumcision!" ;)

Thank you, HE. I don't know about turbans - I thought it was tall hats.

Another good one, Fred! Stink bugs are nuisances. They are known to thrive on dog crap. Beware of those things. 555 bug sprays for this one!

I love this OS and your parody, blackjack! The OS reminds me of the time I was with my boyfriend from high school, before we broke up. But that Creole girl sure had a grip on you! What is it with those Creoles who act rowdy and violent these days? You might want to try drenching her tongue with Tabasco sauce! But you sure put up a good fight! Take 5 jambalayas, 5 dirty rices, and 5 bourbon chickens!

Hey, BA Dave! Long time no see! How have you been? Yeah, my parents are so picky about the way I dress. I only feel comfy wearing sweatshirts and black spandex pants. Buy, hey, at least I wasn't voted for "Worst Dressed" in high school, because there was this girl I knew who dressed worse than I do when she was clad in polyester. There are times where I wish I were a guy because some I know wear the most comfortable outfits, except for suits, especially on a hot day. And they don't have to worry about their hair much, either. Well, anyways, you look good no matter what you wear. This is how I see it: It doesn't matter what clothes you wear as long as you're wearing it. I dress like a plain Jane at times, while my mom wants me to be more fashionable. She's so annoying when she acts as the fashion police!! Anyways, here's dress yourself with 5 jeans, 5 sweatshirts, and 5 belts!

My old band, The Swinging Erudites did this back in 1985. (We even charted in BIllboard with it!) You can hear it on www.myspace.com/theswingingerudites

Ditto on Andria's and all comments above! Clever and PAINFUL one, AFW! I'm guessing that it turned out that she was "crushing" on you after all! You'll be "knee-ding" those 555's!

CMM: Before Obama's Sept. 8 talk to kids, workbooks were sent out that said, to paraphrase JFK, "Ask what you can do for this president, so that he can do to everyone." After the outcry, the materials were withdrawn and he changed his speech. JB: I call those born since 1990 the twitter generation. Fg: You can be my Ms. Claus. OMR: Thanks, good to be back. Check out my year-ago sadness at misc/eddyarnold4.

. . . don't ' Mention' it, CaptainBarrow ! 'Tis a strange, deRanged world you 'swell in' PirateJack! No hard feelings, when I pluck your paws from my Rack . . .

~Save a Horse ~ Ride A Cowboy ~

Lord 2Ease are Turbans included ? ?

Saturday I'll be at the SantaClara cnty Fairgrounds with all the immigrants to get my ~FREE~ SwineFluShot ! !

Put on Stetson & a pair oLeather Chaps . . . that'll change your day F A S T, LordDave ! !

Back to your "old tricks" again, eh Sir L'AIR de Farce ? ?? ~Lord SatyrMayor~

Spam! Wonderful spam - spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Repeat five times.

The Hong Kong flu was in the Sixties and I never got it. Your security code is TPD. Did it happen to you last Hallowe'en?

That's one more ode to today's trends.

Very good, AFW. And here's my nickname for the lady in this parody: the Nutcracker. I echo both comments above me.

Shrinks do nothing but get their jollies and and make a lot of money besides.

"Psychiatryst" lol - Good one.

Go smite Obama mental case. ;D And kudos to Virginia...welcome back to America. ;D

First, great parody. Second, I remember Tom Lehrer's George Murphy...well done. Turd (no pun intended!), your Home Sec sounds bloody awful! ;)

I ditto SP. Exactly what I noticed. Very funny in spots, though.

Contageous parody! ;)

Crushed nuts, anybody? ;D

The pacing was off in a lot of spots, but where it was on, it was funny. Did you use a copy of the original lyrics or did you try to do it from memory? Because the content is awesome, it's just the pacing in some spots totally brought down the parody. 354.

Another good addition to BoRap parodies.

What a painful read, but funny

Thanks Timmy, I like my comments *Well done*………Thanks Christie, lots of funny Top Ten slams on Letterman out there…….Thanks John, glad you could get your incisors into this one………Thanks Fiddlegirl, I love it when you ROFL. But you’ll have to show me how to TMGLTM ;-D

Thanks Tommy, I really…wait…I did all that? ;-D I’m afraid I’ve gotten hooked on syllable matching for the moment, nasty habit to get into. (You were right Leo Keough) Best ever? Wow, don’t know that I agree, but it’s surely “Top Ten” :-D And thanks for the comment @ 444. *Detective* should have been hyphenated as you said. Otherwise, I couldn’t find any errors, but glad it was confirmed by one of the nittiest pickers on site. ;-)

Very funny parody, I don't really like the original or the B-52's either.

Naughty fun. Fiddlegirl, was he wearing your girdle? ;-D

Cooking up some Fives, and yeah, they taste better than they look. Fun parody.

This is so good on so many levels. 555 seems inadequate. I remain in awe of your skills, Sir John.

You had me "hooked" from the start Fiddlegirl. And Tommy's not bad either. ;-D

awesome song no matter which fools think its lame. however its not at all insulting to indians and a mistake which is the spelling of thursady in this its thurday. hav fun!!

I don't think it's a coincidence that you heard something on this topic today - it's all over the news over here, has been for a week or more. Thanks - it's a song I've been thinking of parodying for ages, but never really had the subject material.

Triple 5 magnitude.

This should be dedicated to the memory of Soupy Sales who passed away a week ago.

"How funny" is always a matter of personal taste, but show Professor Turtle a single pacing error, please?

A few stresses were changed, but they were properly marked for the reader's attention by hyphenating. (Detective needed one, to switch the stress from "tec" to "De", but that's hardly a full point.) To the site's pickiest pacing nit-picker, perhaps perpetually p*ssing peeps (moi), this is otherwise bullet-proof.

WAAY Tmgltm, but a few: "her-ass-meant "
"Round tapered packages" -- syllable-matching to the OS worthy of... worthy of ... (struggles for the right image of grandeur)
"makes guy Dave's date night sing" -- phonemic alternation + alliteration = delightful (night-full) tongue-twister. (Is "tongue-twister" a pun in this c*ntext?)

237 reasons to have sex? Women are too complicated. Men have only one.
Women have 237 "excuses", but only two reasons: Love and money, not necessarily in that order. ;-D

For what little my (rarely-)humble opinion is worth: Your best ever, blackjack21. 555+++

Way ova board with zehr viel guten Wörten zu sagen.
"für-Liebe fur pie" -- I'm Bill Clitton, and I approve of that phrase.

Below Average Dave: Thanks much, my friend.

Christie Marie M: *Tell* me about it! (rubs spot of shot, still sore, then swore). Thanks for v/c, and not for v/d lol!

Christie Marie M: Yep, pretty insane -- glad you enjoyed! Thanks for v/c!

Patrick: Keeping in mind that TT's never actually boffed a sheep, despite a dozen parodies of same ... some "sub-set" (pun intended) of the population seems to enjoy certain, uh, "variations" on the main theme. So, given the readers' rightful reactions (sub here, but Master of Alliteration) to the cruel Professor in "My Fair Fiddlegirl", we thought it would be a cute idea to turn the tables, so to speak. Maybe not. ... well, it *seemed* like a good idea at the time.

"Violence" a "pleasure"? *For the record*, those who do partake in these "games" do so willingly; otherwise, you have a criminal act, just as any other form of "love" to a non-consenting party is a criminal act. Thanks for v/c.. and LOL @ "paced"! :)

alvin: thanks, and LOL @ FG disclaimer! .. She's finally admitted that she's a pro--- .... ;)

@ FG @ T1K: OK, but remember, what's sauce for the gander is sauce for the Fiddlegoose :) Your turn in the sling tonight, Dear. mwahaha! :=D

Christie Marie M: "other side of ED": Every Dog has its day, and so does every b**ch heh heh. But TT's turn returns to re-turn the tables. ;-D

@ FG @ JAB: Yeah? And of all the title "switches" (lol) suggested, who JUMPED at this one? Sure, blame the turtle for yer own secret garden....

@ FG @ TJC: See why TT prefers his sheep to feeling sheepish? hmmm.... TT pondering a *real* "outing": FG and CMM, nighties, pillow fight, ... (will just run with that for a while) TJC, Thanks for v/c!

What FG said. (Isn't she grate?) heh heh ... and great, too :)

So, even mentioning someone's skin color makes one racist? Nutty and Frank are retarded as hell. Good parody, you ought to finish it.

A whole lot of very poetic writings and excellent rhyming, I have to say the style of TOS made it hard to read the cliches, but still very good job on making them work to this OS

I like the warm weather myself too. . .the one thing I hate about my new place of residence compared to my old one is that it has a winter, so kudos--good job on this one

So I guess the 7 deadly sins really don't exist--because this dude was the definition of gluttonous--good parody

Zehr gut, mein Herr, Lord Agree ! !

Odd-- I heard something on this very subject just today. Seems to be a timely topic everywhere! Nice match to OS... and a fitting choice, with vaudevillian melody/rhythms, etc. :D

This one is hilarious to an OS that is from one of my favorite musicals. . .awesome job

This one is the definition of epics, yeah, reading all of these would have been near impossible for the contest, but wow, great job. . .

I guess you've ' Flown the Coop ' PirateJack ! ? !

See above again--Who's my babys daddy. . .um wait a second, sorry, I was still in character

Lord Jeffry, this is cute! And anything by TimMcGraw is great in my book, Oh that Cowboy Gent !

It's a decent write, though pimples and zits are the same thing, and nose oil is related. . but I digress, still an accurate representation

Yet another see above for me:)

Well, see above--obviously my opinion hasn't changed:)

TMGLTM in this one, BJ21... ROFL Hilarious! :D

Bitte, ~ Der Kaiser auf Archluckt ~ Du bist mein lieber Herr, aber du bist einer SchwineHundt! !

Getting us in the Christmas mood... ('Bama baby, slip a bailout under the tree for me...) ;)

I vas already helpless mit laughter by the 2nd verse!

Patrick: That's TT-- all about efficiency! :)

alvin: careful, now... ;) (disclaimer: Exhibitional stunts performed by professionals. Please do not try this at home.)

Timmy1000: Yes, I'm fairly sure this is not what The Turtles had in mind... although it does seem to be what the Turtle has in mind-- 99.99999% of the time... ;)

CMM: It's for his own good. Truly. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) ;)

JAB: "This 'un's more graphic, though."........ It wasn't until TT got his flippers on it. Then it was too late. ;)

TJC: When TT first referred to me as a "whippersnapper", everyone thought he was just being cute. Little did they know...! ;)

Timmy1000: Thanks-- We just turned around, and there it was! :D Glad you enjoyed. Awaiting *your* next parody, btw-- been awhile! :)

CMM: Aww... sentimental 5s... with emphasis on the "mental", I presume? [I also think TT may have meant to say "suck up to me" instead of "succumb to me", now that I look at it. But *I'm* not saying a word!] ;)

Hi, Andria: Yep, before, during, *and* after! Never stops. but it's worth it. :)

TJC: Isn't "Hook" enjoyable on so many levels here? :) [And LOL @ "Yo, I've greated!"] Thanks for vote and clever comments, as always!

You can't do this! No one will take our music seriously!! I'm getting my lawyer to review this! (Btw, 1s)

Well, 'bondage' seems the natural, logical progression to the 'bond' you tew've forged these past months, tempered in those white-hot MFL furnaces then quenched in your rare(r) solo outings... All-in-all (so to speak) this 'outing' very nicely done with just the right 'touch' o' s'ass!

*Great* OS and neatly employed! "Hook with me" indeed! LOL! And I'm betting the temptation to morph "Oh I've grated?" as "Yo, I've greated!" was huge!

Thanks, Timmy and Christie.

Sounds like happy to tether, as I once put it in a parody of the OS. This 'un's more graphic, though.

Topically incisive.

A perfectly cooked parody.

"Twitter is the province of addled adolescent girls."--Paul Mazursky

Has an almost Robyn Hitchcock flair. Loved the great pairings. Julia would be so proud and hemorrhaging. Trey 5.

DKTOS, but it seemed like a good synopsis of what went on before FG and TT started writing parodies together, put into the form of a song. Christie: I would be happy to co-write a parody with you, if and when you start writing parodies again, and if and when I recover from writer's block.

Listened to the OS the first time and loved it! I enjoyed every moment of this as well. Very funny, very sweet. I also liked the Bee Gees version of the OS as well. Here's some sentimental 5's! BTW, I hope someday that I could team up with someone, if I get into writing parodies again. This also sounds like AFW's, John Barry's and your type of music (of course) that they can use this OS to parody!

you guys r mean my brother is dealing with the swine flu now!

Hurts so good!!! LOL!! There's another side of Eliza DoFiddle that I never saw in my life! As for cruel mistreatment....or is it like Cruel Intentions, like the movie? LOL!!! Like what Timmy says, seems like you two are just happy together....slaphappy, that is! You two were made for each other! 555's!

Hilarious parody, Herr Barry!! Danke for now....Funf, Funf, Funf!!!

Well...I guess I should avoid pot noodles after all, if it will give me a GI disorder, as it did Jeffrey. Here's 555 Pepto Bismols for this one! And great job on your first rock opera!!

My parents love to eat Pot Noodles, but I had no idea that it can affect your digestive system! 555.

Great job on your first rock opera! Hmmmm....pot noodle. Gotta try that! LOL!!

Well mutilated there, Barry! This is one of my favorite Christmas songs because it's nice to hear the sounds of joyful children during Christmas. Well, anyways, looking back to your "schoolkids" parody, I believe that when Obama made that speech two months ago, he made a good point for children to be serious with their education by telling them to work hard and stay in school, while conservatives thought that he's using the opportunity to promote a political agenda. I don't think that is true, though. OK, I've said enough. Here's 555's!

LOL... I love Dr. Crygor. I never really understood why. THis is awesome... though I should probably hear the original to get this all and the pacing XD Another reason I can't rate.

I had those weird dreams about weird food I they would serve in restaurants. That other night, I dreamt that I was having lunch with some dude and I saw the bowls of spaghetti that are infested with brown hair...or was it black. Never mind. I also had this other dream that I was trying to buy lunch from the truck and the hot dogs and burgers looked weird, like hot dogs topped with grey noodles. I can relate to your situation. 5's! PS. I can never imagine myself eating eggs candied in root beer. Not on my life!

(Dec3) Funky song, awesome parody. Something I can relate to (my computer hates me). 555!

I never got into Letterman much, but I did hear the shocking scandal about his having sex with the staff on NBC. That's all the Kama Sutra I heard in this part! I could imagine someone playing Letterman at his own game, especially using Letterman's Top 10 against him about his sex scandal. Here's 5's! Great parody!!!

Ditto to all comments above! Great job for a gambling parody, Mel! Hitting you with 555's!!!

(Dec3) At last, a chance to read this parody after forgetting to vote on the Suzi Quatro round! Even though I'm not as afflicted as you seem to be, I agree with the sentiment that pop-up ads are f#%$ing annoying. 555!

(Dec3) Basically what Matthias said. Well written, yet not focusing on the actual gaming as such. Still, 555.

(Dec3) I couldn't possibly pay for all of my music. There'd be no cash left for Transformers :D Great parody, a little repetitive towards the end, but that happens sometimes. 555!

Sorry it wasn't so pleasing to me

(Dec3) See above!

Very clever and PAINFUL one, folks!! Ode to incontinence. Love the "re-peter" line! 5's!

Pop ups are almost as annoying as those dancing babies/mothers/aliens/whatever that constantly line the side of my screen. =) Great job, Matty!

Good one, Fred! I love pie! Here's 5 Banana Cream, 5 Pecan, and 5 Cherry Pies!

Dear Hilary, I REPLACED YOU BEEYOTCH!!!!! Love, Miley

So basically you're saying that you need to get a life? ; ) Yeah...me too. Nice work here!

I just get songs for free the old fashioned way: I tape them off the radio with my ghetto blaster, making sure to get the DJ talking at the beginning or the end. ; )

Wow, granny in a centerfold! That's really something. Reminds me of this WWF retired female wrestler Mae Young when she announces to the crowd if she wants to see her "puppies" and tries to strip, but the refs are trying to get her to put her blouse back on because no one wants to see her puppies! If that was my grandmother, I'd leave the country! LOL!! It's amazing that Nana has the courage to expose herself in the centerfold!! She's flashing and flaunting 555's!!

Nice to see you again FG and TT!! That must have been some street race! Yep, some people end up in the hospital, severely injured during street racing, not to mention those "Chicken Races", where two guys have to run to the edge of the cliff and jump off the car before plummeting off the cliff. Driven to 555 mph on this one, not to mention getting sideswiped!

You know how you would say only a small group of people would get this one? Well, the only line that I got was "feel free to drop the kids at the pool", because I sort of heard that phrase in one of those South Park episodes, except instead of "kids" she says "friends". And about those characters in the song, are they from a movie or TV, or did you make those people up? Well, I like the parody anyways. 5's!

Food fights can be fun! I remembered back when I was in school when I had food fights but unfortunately we had to go on kitchen duty for two weeks! Also, I encountered food fights at day camp as well. Great job as always, Alvin! Launching 5 cream pies, 5 mashed potatoes, and 5 vegetables!!!

I didn't really get it. I wanted to get it...but I didn't. And that makes me sad. Pacing was good, though...

=) This still makes me smile. The keyboard shoving line, for some reason, totally cracks me up the most! Great job.

I have a pop-up blocker, but before then pop-ups were HELL! Great work. 555

Great job, and very cool OS. 555

AWESOMENESS!!! This covers every famous meme pretty much except "DO A BARREL ROLL!" Just like memes change your YouTube experience, this changed my AmIRight experience. 55BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Oops, just Shooped Da Whoop there.

I guess you two are just 'happy together'. What a turn on one of my favorite old songs - but a very funny one!

I'm sure you wrote about just a few od Dave's favorite things, since this was going on a long time. Well done.

Humorous take on eating strange stuff - perhaps you need to go out to dinner more.

Nicely done on this great old song.

Very different but very creative; don't even want to think about whta is happening in this parody.

Kudos on the rhymes, Matt. And I can support your theme. My maid never got here either.

Ha, i've seen fad sites that did the same thing with the refrain of this song. Well done anyways.

Hmmm... I'm annoyed that I know more than half of the stuff in this parody. I know more than enough to appreciate it, now never talk about any of this stuff again. DAMMIT, why do I know about the mudkips thing!?!

I can still support this, and it fits the tourney very well.

Great rhyme scheme. My favorite so far. I tried to come up with an idea for this OS for the tourney too, but yours came out excellently and would have put mine to shame, had it existed.

thanks blackjack, andria and TT

i laughed till i hurt

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect, have you ever heard about blacks being stereotyped as being fond of fried chicken (as well as watermelon, mentioned in reference to the Obama family in another one of your parodies? And FTR, I didn't make fried chicken (or watermelon, for that matter) a racial issue, they were that way long before I was born.

Regardless of the amount, it's racist. He could have simply said 'hos', without adding their race.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

How many white "ho's" in Jamaica?

I always thought sex and violence were two distinct pleasures that should be kept separate. But in these fast "paced" times, when every second counts, I suppose I can see why these two amusements might be merged.

Do I sense a hint of racism here? 1s.

Andria, why don't ya just get over it, honey? How is fried chicken a racial issue? It wasn't until you made it that way. And as for all the Bush bashing for the past 8 years on this site, it's about time for a conservative perspective. Liberals simply don't get it, do they? When they speak, it's like crap coming out both ends! The only difference is that the s**t that comes out of their butthole is cleaner than the crap that comes out of their mouth. Maybe the libs should gargle out their mouth (douche), and wipe it with toilet paper.

LOL...hilarious, Agri. Great job!

I enjoyed this parody very much...it was funny and entertaining and i think it plays to the original song perfectly...i like to read parodies throughout my day at school and this one was my fav of the day. I hope to see more great work from you...thanx!!!

Each pole of Uranus is dark for 42 years a time.

That was awesome.

Looking at this page
Lines they just don't pace
What the hell did he do to my song?
Author attacking
Humor is lacking
Well, I think he got everything wrong

Wasting my time reading PI's parodies....

Good lines: Smorgasbord/cones, ice cream/bones, and some others.

Third verse went astray:
Ten thousand people, maybe more
Apple turnovers galore, (too short(

People hearing without listening
Perfect for melting of the a la mode (too long)

..and some other lines not paced to OS as well. Every dog gets one free bite, so abstaining from voting, as this is the first of your works I've seen, and you're new here. Try this to help nail down those syllable counts and stresses:
http://home.earthlink.net/~tommythedancingturtle/id3.html

Pleased to meet you, and welcome to AIR!

Get offa that stuff -- try some natural anti-inflammatory alternatives! ...before you swell up to 555 lbs.!

@TJC: Um, pardon me, and TT ain't a doctor, but methinks thou hast confounded anti-inflammatory corticosteroids with androgenic and anabolic steroids. Or in Manny's case, ass-teroids. :-)

AFW (the real one). My apologies...obviously I was reacting to the comment above, and not to you :)

Mark: LOL, sign me up, thanks.

adagio: You don't know me very well, do you? ;-D Thanks for v/c!

Timmy: And scared too, thanks for stopping in.

Patrick: Nudie playing cards, now that would make playing blackjack more interesting. Thanks for the comments.

TJC: You are most gracious, thank you.

alvin: I bet you're right, thanks for commenting.

Tommy: Don't be sorry, granny was hot! ;-D Thanks for v/c and M Lee C. :-P

We were all aghast at your ghastly error! Thank goodness you fixed it and apologized! (j/k! lol! ;-)

Silver Power: Rent the hilarious 1965 low-budget Japanese horror flic, "Gamera The Invincible" , and see! ... There's more info on it, and a link to it, in my own bio,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/tommyturtle.shtml

Thanks for v/c from one of our favorite readers!

This was a very well-written parody... But I have a question off topic, what does the child of a Turtle and a human look like? Anyways, 5s to my favorite Turtle and his special friend. =]

I do comment under AFW...but I did not make the comment above....and I'm sure alvin didn't do the commenting there, either...thanks, Arwen for knowing that if I did make adverse criticism..it would be with more tact and courtesy ..and also thanks to Andria..for noting the same....My first experience with such a game player...a very low trick, indeed..

Timmy1000: I wish my wages would double, or triple.. alas, alas, my kingdom for a lass... thanks for v/c.

Patrick: Don't blame you! :) And hey, *this* time, FG is sooo NOT the female character!! (in case that was unclear) heh heh. Thanks for v/c.

TJC: Sometimes Tempestuous Duo thanks you! Very Delightful comment!.. and yep, exploit *every* opportunity (in parody, not in this sad case, lol!) -- thanks for catching the fade of the frayed and afraid of the maid he laid (prayed) -- never again "wade" in such "waters". :-)

alvin: indeed, but your v/c makes us happy!

Old Man Ribber: Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! (roflmao as always at yer comments!) Thanks OMR!

Timmy1000: Didn't "win" much, did he? :-) ... thanks for v/c!

Patrick: Don't worry, FG gets sooo lucky tomorrow! (if we can finish her off -- I mean, finish it off -- tonight). Not a big NASCAR fan myself, but did race go-karts *some* years ago. Would always rather participate than watch others having all the fun (in everything, nudge wink). Thanks for v/c.

TJC: "pace' car(apace)!!! Multi-layered punion from the Neomagician! ... ROFL, and thanks as always for über-clever pun-ditry!

alvin: interesting observation! -- hadn't even thought of that. "Julie Andrews, Street Racer". now *there's* a movie and a video game! (lol) thanks alvin.

blackjack21: Didn't actually *read* all 150+ in the archives, but scanned the titles very quickly. Hope someone will correct me if mistaken.... yep, GMTA, and so do weird ones :) ... thanks for v/c, and lookin' forward to your fave aces and tens tomorrow /(or surprise me!)

See comment @ M Lee's "Gambler".

Matthias, Myass! This is *about* blackjack21! Deal him three Fives -- he *hates* that!

Scary as hell: We're old enough for our grandmothers to have been in Playboy? Say it ain't so!

Knew the old "crack of dawn" joke, but clever to work it (so to speak) in here. (T1K already cited the other sighting). Sorry you saw your granny's center fold. Five 55-year-old centerfolds to you.

*Much* more fun than TOS! Vote: π π π (Pi, Pi, Pi.)

@ Timmy1000: No, that would be if the line were:
"Everybody's pie is full of hair" ;)

I meant 9 years, not 8 in my comment above. Please excuse my error.

Very good job on parodying this 1-hit-wonder oldies station staple. I was responsible for my fair share of food fights back in my school days, although I don't use food as a weapon anymore. (The closest thing to a food fight I've done since getting out of the public school system was to smash a pie tin full of Gillette shaving cream in the face of a friend at a turn-of-the-millennium party. That was 8 years ago.) As punishment for this food fight, you will clean up the 555 pounds of wasted food all over the cafeteria. (j/k)

I too couldn't get the gist of this parody, but I still know the OS well enough and find it funny enough to give it 5s. Matthias: Airfarcewon submits parodies as "Airfarcewon" but comments as AFW; he has done that for years now that he is a well-known and -liked writer here. Arwen: I agree that Alvin doesn't capitalize his name when commenting, and I agree that there is a troll amongst us. That comment also sounds nothing like Alvin, likewise with the bogus "AFW" comment. And yes, this is the real Andria. I don't know of anybody other than moi using that name around here, and I don't know who would have the balls to use my name and yet not use my distinctive style of commenting.

Never seen any of the Halloween movies, but I must say this parody was nicely done. 555

Arwen: Another thing you might point out is that Airfarcewon never comments under the name AFW but under the name "Airfarcewon". Thus you are most likely correct in assuming that he's an imposter.

where can i here this song

Ha! Lucky rabbit's foot! Didn't help the rabbit. ;-) Good gambling parody.

Next food fight at 5:55.

your an idiot

Cute and witty.

Jeff...this is phenomenal. I love you. And this. And I'm not just saying that because you got me in there. I LOVED the Smurfs...and this OS had to be a bear. You rock!

this was quite lovely

Thanks for stopping by, Timmy. I guess this isn't as big a story as I thought.

i think it was very good i also believe beavis and butthead was a big part of the 90's and you cant forget about that buffy

Yes, I believe we have a troll here, Arwen.

Thank you Arwen. If that is your real name ;)

Um...is that really Alvin? Maybe it is. I hate to be overly paranoid, but in over five years on the site, I've noticed that he generally doesn't capitalize his name in the comment threads.

Long story short...I think the impersonator is trying to back himself up.

And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. That's fine. And I don't have any problem with folks saying it doesn't pace well...that's their call. My issue was with the "wasting our time" comment. That's crap.

thanks mark...lol...thanks OMR..yes, PEKING duck....thanks jeff..glad ya enjoyed

Funny song, I enjoyed it. And well paced :)

DUCK!!!!! (hehehe) ;D

Clap! Clap! Clap! (A standing ovation...not a comment on the subject!)

Time for your just desserts...5-5-5! ;)

Hey, good to see you guys back in the race. Painfully funny and punny, zero to 55 in 5 seconds.

I have this OS coming out tomorrow. It's a little more story than list, but I didn't know that was unique until I read this one. GMTA :-)

I find myself wondering if the real AFW even wrote that comment. In my experience with him on the site, I've never known him to be so pompous and rude as to leave that kind of a comment. That being said...if it was the real AFW...I hope he's just having a bad day and snaps out of it...because even if you didn't like the parody...that was OVERLY harsh...seriously.

BUT...if it's NOT the real AFW...what the crap is with the imposter commenters lately? I had one just yesterday. I mean, come ON. It's the freaking internet. If you're not brave enough to post things under your own name here...(which doesn't even have to be your own name...but your own screen name at least)...how sorry of a life do you live when you're not online? Sad.

Finally...about the parody. I've come to the conclusion that I'm not in the small circle of those who will "get it." It paced alright for me, though. And I have to know...you're Sponge, right? ; )

That one really caught my eye(or was that a sandwich???) LOL

thanks timmy..maybe...thanks TJC...lol

hilarious concept and it has surely REALLY happened to someone, i bet

a sad tale indeed

love the contrast between the gentle melody and the violent lyrics

Interesting stuff, Warren! And Manny, me thinks, is out there relating on some level!

'Tops' in funny--you, Sir, have a deft (n' daft) touch!

Great stuff, Alvin--and now I have this strange compulsiont to go out and rent Animal House!

Lexcellent through out with much Tricky verbiage (that's the 'T' in STD, ain't it?) and interesting, unexpected rhyming... and LOL 're-peter and hope it fades'!

Top flight in clever FG... and with TT as your 'pace' car(apace), how can you lose?

When I see an old deck of nudie playing cards I sometimes wonder where those ladies are now. A while back I saw an ancient film "Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow". There was a slumber party scene with a lot of cute girls dancing in shorty night gowns. After a moment's reflection, I realized these girls would all be in their 70's now. A most interesting take on the centerfold phenomenon and how one's past can catch up.

Very clever indeed to have utilized the melody without resorting to the more conventional list of items. Kansas City has a street named after the French family and a race track that cost many people their homes and businesses for the sake of a couple of races (major traffic jams) each year. Not a big NASCAR fan, but I like your lyrics. Today's harvest has you in a VD clinic or lying on your back in pieces from a car wreck. Hope your luck improves next time.

A lot, but was it ever worth it! :D

I'm trying not to visualize this one. I probably have 20 different cover versions of "It Ain't Me Babe", only because every LP with "Eve of Destruction" also contains this song as well. Your songwriting collaboration is going fine, though the interaction described here was not so successful. Perhaps this should be sung as a duet, a la Johnny Cash and June Carter (who, I believe, also recorded "It Ain't Me Babe").

Great use of original melody, I can picture you bloating away. Maybe you could recycle the aluminum to pay for the funeral. Reminds me of my parody "Pauncho & Leftovers".

Payback hurts. Ah, the wages of sin(or fun). Nicely written and a painful kind of funny.

I love seeing that I inspired people! Great parody Melanie (almost as great as mine... Almost -wink-)

I'm getting hungry just singing this. Is there hidden meaning in "everybody's hair is full of pie"?

Yeah, there's only a small group of people who will really get this one :)

You'll probably need a cab - as what's left of the car is now owned by the winner. Well written and a good reason to stay away from these races. 555

Yikes - scarred for life! Good line in the Beaver/Cleavage land

Intresting parody.... Certainly I can say that even though I have no idea what's going on except for some guy named Sponge getting locked in a bathroom

ROFL!!!! What a shocker for you. I think most grannies have pasts....they were all young and stupid, too. :D 5's

That is such a clever use of words and so unlike mine, which were akways sad. The only thing sad about this is the # of pounds he puts on. :D My favorite part of you parody is "When my fork was stabbed, Into the center of a cherry tart, I had to fart,..." clever echo of the OS 5's

Is that the method AARP magazine is going to use to sign up more members? GRANNIE CENTERFOLD!!! only $5.55 to join...

Andria: No, I’m not the Guy. His are a lot better. Thanks for v/c. :-)

Mark: Hittin’ you with my thanks!

FiddleMoll: Times are tough, doll. You gotta run where de action is. Thanks for the nice fat comments, and tell ma I'm sorry. ;-)

Christie: Guy is the master of mob parodies, I’m just a punk playin’ around. Thanks for v/c. :-)

Glad I put one in your wheelhouse Mark, thanks!

Slicing up some thanks for you Mark!!!

Usually I steer clear of commenting on US political parodies...I'm not from there and probably not savvy enough about US politics to give an informed review. HOWEVER....I will make an exception in this case. PI: this kind of badly paced, mudslinging, unintelligent and vitriolic rubbish does a huge disservice to the Republican cause and just strengthens the (misplaced) belief that the right is primarily populated with stupid rednecks. There is NO place on Amiright for the blatant racism you seem to embrace. I think even those who share your political views would cringe at some of the things you say...not good in any way. 211

Andria: I think KKK leader is actually having a sarcastic dig at PI

I know freedom isn't free. It costs a buck-o-five, last I checked.

Belated and apologetic thanks to everyone who commented on this in the last 2 and a half years, esp. those who've since commented twice. eg. Ag, Matthias, Dave, Red Ant, Bobpie, etc

The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone dead!

Chris Christie in yo' face, you racist tool! As to LL Cool J's opus? See In Living Color: Mama's gonna kick you out!

Awww... thanks, Christie! I guess I'm one of those people. I pick up a rock and they come right over.

This is hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing.

bobpiecheese: FG said that she tried to enter the entire all-in-one-page version,
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/myfairladylernerloewe16.shtml
but some people whined.

IIRC, the decision to choose this one included the facts that it has tribs to the site and ChuckyG; the AmIRight Chorus is included; it's a common theme of "dancing on the edge" and sneaky double-entendres; it recounts the joining of FG and TT; and hence might stand alone without knowing the plot of either the original film/play or of our story.

Sorry if it wasn't a choice to your taste.

IMHO, the opener didn't match this one in quality or laughs. "You Did It" (Scene 11) was technically the most challenging, with its varying structure, line length, rhyme scheme, etc., but it's *really* meaningless outside the context of the entire musical.

Thanks for v/c.

Hehehe! Please note, this parody excludes Ian Anderson.

Personal Bad Company fave. Thanks for the comments.

Awwwwwwww......how cute. I just love squirrels, but I wish that I could feed them, but they keep on shying away from me. This old lady that I know could draw squirrels to her while she fed them. I wished that I could do that. They only trust certain people, I guess. Here's 555 acorns for those squirrels!

This song's definitely for the birds! A few times there are birds that s**t on me. That's disgusting. But when I took a walk with my friends, one of them wore a doo rag so he doesn't get pooped on by the birds. You passed with 5's with flying colors!

You sure put up a good fight there, blackjack21! LOL, I almost called you Guy a few minutes ago, but it's a good thing I corrected it just now! I echo all comments above! I've enjoyed parodies based upon mobsters, bookies, and gamblers. There's someone I knew who's dad left him and his mom because he was a in a group that resembled mafias, except that they were bookies. But, great write, really enjoyed your satire. 5's!!!

I've parodied your parody! Look for it circa 11/4/09!

Is this the sort of crowd you're running with now? (Go ahead... break your poor mother's heart...) ;)

Excellent matching on "You made a nice fat bet and a parlay on a combination" ... actually, on the whole bridge section!

Sec Code: RVN... which, as we know, is ancient Italian for "RUN"! ;)

(Artistry) Is it too reaching of me to think that the line " Although they have a dent" right after the Batman tray line is a reference to Harvey Dent? Maybe I'm just too much of a nerd. AHEM, great job, 555, blah blah blah.

(Artistry) I didn't recognise half of the cliches in this parody. Maybe it was the weird way they were structured, or maybe I'm just a moron. Whichever one it is, 555 for you!

(Artistry) What better eternal reward for a guy who died from eating too much than getting to eat even more? Depends on whether he still gains weight or not, I guess. Um...555!

(Artistry) The depressing tone of your parody clashed with the annoying girl singing the version of the OS that I used...normally I like lyrical dissonance, but in this case it was kinda unsettling. Amzing work here, 555.

(Artistry) It's a bit hard to judge this one fairly as it's only one part of a 16 part musical...why you chose the 4th part is a little odd, I'd would've gone for the first to get people wanting MOAR. Ahem. Nice idea, but I got lost in the grand scheme of things.

(Artistry) See above (again)!

(Artistry) See above!

(Artistry) Well, now that I know a lot more about the HP universe I can appreciate this parody a lot more. 555 for you, sir!

(Artistry) That's quite a manic menagerie Dave has! Definitely one of your odder parodies, while also one of your best. 555!

Always enjoy a good Moody Blues parody! Well done, Guy.

This should be the movie's theme song!

Thanks, Matthias, I enjoy watching squirrels crossing neighborhoods on powerlines. I encourage people reading this parody to NOT contact the Squirrel Control Center or the Get Rid of Squirrels Now link. It would kind of spoil the song.

Yea I saw that comment. I've somewhat given up on this kind of parody for fear of upsetting the "free speech" nay-sayers.

Although I thoroughly disagree with Jeff's song, I do believe every viewpoint must be given. A lot of people blame someone they can't see, like God, the Devil, Allah, even a dead person. I'm just glad I live in a country where are free to voice a controversial stand without persecution. And that the others that use cohersion and/or violence to intimidate these people are given the full extent of the Law. And I believe Christians shouldn't be persecuted, either, even though a lot of the writers on here show more disrespect towards them than any of the other groups. All beliefs should be heard, and we can only agree to disagree.

[insert profane-sounding words, making up a nice, respectful comment]. 5s.

Compared to the content that used to slip by back in the day, I think this was tame enough to warrant a humming nod of approval. :P

A "cut' above most of the Psycho parodies. 555 slashes...

One of my favorite subjects. very biting, and telling it like it is, blackjack! Very well done.

Another great "hit"!!!!!!

Jason, I abbreviated this author's name to "PI" because I had seen others doing so, and because it is quicker to type. LOL at your comment, and I am disgusted at the comment between my first one and yours.

PI? thought that was a mathmatical term used for measuring circles! I remember it can be written as 3.14 or 22÷7!

Haha that's great. I didn't even know about the movie but it's definitely capitalizing on Michael's death which is wrong.

I think anyone who knows me knows that while I might be self depreciating from time to time...and while I might even say that I'm not funny...(which would be a joke...because come on...I'm hilarious)...I would NEVER use "right" when I should use "write." Also, I almost always capitalize in the proper places and use proper punctuation in contractions.

AND...for the record...everything I say isn't a joke. 97 percent maybe...but sometimes I'm serious. Like when I say it's TOTALLY LAME to post a comment under someone else's name...that's me being pretty serious. If you want to criticize me, do it under your own name. It will hold infinitely more water...and most likely won't get deleted. Which your comment will.

And...if you're reading this and can't figure out what I'm talking about...there once was a rogue comment up there, posted NOT by me...but attributed to me...laced with horrible grammar and elf-aimed insults. If you don't see it...it's been deleted. =)

Great parody. Are you sure you're not Guy DiRito in disguise as blackjack21? It sure seems like it, with this parody's content and nature (j/k). 5s.

ABC - party on.......Dave!!!!

ABC Classically "cooked" up idea for a parody, Leo!!! Enjoyed it lots...

ABC - Posh has another hit, as do you Jeff!! LOL!!!

ABC really done well, considering the content!!!

ABC Very "uplifting", Melanie!!!!

ABC05UV - Really funny write!!! I tried the thong thing in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/barrymanilow99.shtml

ABC05UV - Dizzy and very informative!!!

ABC05UV - Dis gat yu favs... LOL, Guy!!!

ABC05UV - Enjoyed it once again on the second read!

Andria, what are you talking about? This was probably one of the most well written parodies on the site! White power! All hail PI as our new leader and king!

It has been awhile and I just found this site, but it sounds good to me.

Nice car, 555 thousand mile warranty.

Thanks for the bonus Halloween track, sufficiently scary, although it would have been nice if Jamie Lee made an appearance. ;-) 555 sequels.

Timmy1000: Oh, it’s historic all right; doesn’t mean it’s good, though. Thanks for comment.

Leo Keough: Thanks for v/c!!!

Christie: Thanks! I agree with everything you said! ;-)

adagio: All true, thanks for the comments. :-)

Plan 9: Thanks, their plan is about as good as your movie, only they have a much larger budget. ;-)

Once again, PI, you have failed to write a parody that is funny and well-paced. The racist (when referring to African-Americans, including the president) reference to fried chicken doesn't go over well with me, and I'm sure others think the same, and when I tried to sing it, I felt like I had a mouthful of marbles. Yes, the pacing was that bad. 1s to you, unfortunately they're deserved.

O Rly? You can go be "an hero"

DEms can't get us out of it, but Repubs not blameless - where's Ron R when you need him

Amanda, for your information, I wrote this parody in November 2008 - ten months before Ted croaked. I guess the curse on him did the trick then, didn't it?

Great OS, nice job with it.

Humorous take on birds - I guess its us or them

Nice to see the USA doesn't have a monopoly on these awful Pols. Good write up in the parody.

This was a great one I especially liked the line about running over powerlines for some reason that was just hilarious to me.

I'm Adolf Hitler, and I approve of this parody!

Great job, Fred. Wow...I do parodies at karaoke too! Small universe! ;)

The fact that Michael was talented is undisputed but the fact that all these pimps are riding the coattails of a dead man is made quite clear with this film.. Perfect!

Oops.. forgot to thank touchingcloth on the badscience forum for suggesting which OS to use for this parody.

Oh, I knew about the original song - and I'm all too familiar with everything the song is talking about - as too much of it either happened to me personally, I read about it, or have heard about it happening (including drs trashed on Morphine. This told me by an older man who saw the Md. in question years before my time - as in the guy's name had to be Benway, or something.

Damn, Rick, I thought it was one more for your gigolo series! Great stuff, very well-fed parody.

Lolz!!! I love this! Though I do like the original version but if a Female singer would sing this, it'd be wonderful! xDD I guess it could be a little like Beautiful girls by Sean Kingston and Jojo : D but this is way cooler! xD

I'll heed your advice AFW, and I was thinking about how lucky I have been dodging the dreaded BanHammer with this as well as my "Dubya Did Lie" parody and my critiquing of one former author (now banned) as well as two others who are not banned to my knowledge, while I was reading this. Thanks for advice, vote and comment!

Run the gamut I have... I tend to buy the cheapest vehicle that fits my needs (large trunk, wagon, hatchback or pickup) from the St. Vincent DePaul society's car lots, run it into the ground, junk it or sell it to someone dumb and gullible, and repeat again. Your Bonneville sounds nice, mine is faded and looks nondescript.

Admire your spirit, Andria..but if you want my honest critical opinion...contains more graphic info than I'd care to know...I guess everyone has their own way of handling poo parodies.. I kind of prefer not to go into the raw descriptive details..suggest it, and then let the readers Imagination take the helm...

Thanks, OMR..Studebaker, good one...and thanks, Christie...yes, it is...and thanks, Andria..you seem to run the gamut on vehicles...love those Pontiacs..had a 64 Bonne..ragtop..big and powerful..but then, gas was cheap in those days..thanks, alvin..glad to see you around, again..

And your comment made my day, Alvin, even though the clock is slowly creeping up on the midnight hour! :-) Thanks for v/c!

well built parody

that was just lovely, andria...lol

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Good and spooky man. ^___^

u shud be ashamed,and shouldnt write such a cruel parody,on a v v nice soul like selena,she was the best singer ever.

Thanks Fud. I hate being at the bottom of the food chain

I have no farking idea how you got this through the editors, but it was hilarious. Especially the myyyyy dick line. 5s.

Ring a ding ding--new reality's yer healthcare system's a giant DMV... Great job!

Tasty, full bodied parody, Rick!

Great job, AFW, and I agree with the parody subject on all counts. The 1990 Pontiac Bonneville I'm driving now seems to have been built "with expertise and pride" and "done very well" on every count except for the paint and the air-conditioning compressor. Speed limit for this parody is 555 miles per hour.

Yes I did, but I didn't have time to comment or vote. BTW, cars come in second to sadistic and/or cannibal serial killers in my interests. But I don't bring that up to you or most others since a lot of people dislike that kind of stuff.

Oh, did you get a chance to look at AFW's parody? He wrote stuff about building cars and I know that's your favorite subject.

The White House and scummy resident are fooling no one with their talk.....thing is there is nothing much most of the people can do about it....we're called stupid. btw......except join you in getting sick. Good write and good rhyming.

Thanks for v/c, Christie. I always appreciate hearing from you.

The job market is very hard today....well, you know that! Very interesting parody, AFW!!! Building and driving you 3 sets of 5's!

alvin: thanks (lol!)

Matthias: Well, at times we get along OK .... oh, you were speaking metaphorically, "in battle" -- gotcha. :-D

It's *so* much easier to follow, and more meaningful, if you've seen the movie, which is well worth the rental -- an award-winning classic from both Broadway and Hollywood. Thanks for v/c!

ChuckyG: It's all good now, thanks. My bad for putting the puzzle pieces together incorrectly at 5am on the morning of submission. Sorry for the trouble, and thanks for fixing.

Everyone else: The original post of the "all-on-one-page" version had Scene *14* copied in where Scene *4* should have been. I cannot tell a lie: FG did it. (tucks in shell as flying frying pan whizzes just overhead.) OK, I did it. ... everything was kind of blurry by then. Thanks to those who went back and read Scene 4, "With A Little Bit Of Luck" separately.

LOL!!! That would have been a great line to put in there somewhere!

Good write! My fave of the day! Healthcare plan is more of a hazard as well! This plan has gone awry. 555.

I wonder what the Czars are doing tonight! Brilliant! ;D

In addition to your skills, you've now added pathos! BTW, I'm still waiting to be recalled to Studebaker! ;D

The moral is...if It ain't Baroque, then don't fix it! ;D

Good one, Conq! My fave of the day! Some gamblers and bookies are likely to be cheaters! Here's 555.

Happy Belated Halloween to you, too, Chris! I wasn't in the Halloween spirit due to the fact that I was overworked and one group of children only stopped by our house for Trick-or Treating! Here's some spooky 555's!

Love the "doo drops" in your parody!! LOL!!! Ditto on Timmy's comment!! Well written parody on toilet humor! I can tell you, this song is the s**t!!! For the Number 2, here's a Number 555!!!

thanks Christie

you always start to feel bad if alyssa milano isnt in the song

Nice title switch and fun twist on the OS!!!...555!!!

Great match with the OS!!!...555!!!...If you're gonna get sick, make sure it's before the Plan takes effect!!!

you are everything your even one of the charmed one's

Sorry but I disobeyed your orders and checked some of your parodies...the ones where I knew the OS...I thought this one was hilarious!!!...555!!!...I did one to a similar theme (but from a male perspective) that I thought you might enjoy:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jesuschristsuperstarmusical0.shtml

Thanks, Timmy..yeah..I guess we all have car trouble..even the big companies...and thanks, Little Sassy..you're classy

Thanks, Timmy1000, this isn't autobiographical, but such a situation would definitely be a nightmare, and thanks < ! ! ! > (LCC, is that you?)

" Hubba Hubba," oh, Tonto Dearest . . .

L'AIR de Farce, ~Le Duque au Chasis~ very appropriate for the ~ BIG 3 ~

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See above my nerdy friend

Still don't know the source you got this from but the concept and idea behind this were hilarious!

Intresting concept, I was a bit lost reading it but it's pretty cool that the two of you have joined forces in battle.

I also agree with Agrimorfee that this could have been in a musical itself. I also loved the line about throwing up in her bed and having sex with her mom those are two very good reasons to leave somebody.

I'm still a fan of this one and loved how it fit into the original so well.

This one had some great lines "It's like Hoth inside his flat" and "Be so damn cold a penguin starts to complain!" not to mention this musical happens to be my favorite musical of all time!

There were a lot of sh!tty cliches used in here (so I agree with Agrimorfee) still this has to be one of my favorites by you especially with lines like: "Welcome as priest at Cub Scout jamboree." It's not nearly as conservative as a lot of your work which is nice.

Well I can tell you one thing, This parody wasn't worthless. I still love it.

This one was good... But who the heck is Don?

Gory but good. 5's

reminds me of caocaine

Came across this in the list of songs for the ABC contest and the title made me laugh loudly at work. Had to share :)

Excellent stuff, Sue - I think this one works better than mine does, very well done :-)

Good but how the hell did "come and hop ontop of myyyyy dick" make it past the Chucky meater? He must be slacking nowadays

Funnt take on a good Dido song.

I guess you're dreaming more of a brown Christmas - or is it more like a nightmare?

Nice job on the halloween movies.

Sad lament for GM. I wonder what happens to Ford - big profit reported today, but union rejected contract.

Good write - the "historic" plan cited by pelosi last week was a dud. I think they're just trying to convince everyone it is historic.

hopefully the corrected version is posted now. I've got a bunch of stuff from other people to do as well, but I knew this was a biggie and wanted to make sure it got straightened out.

You took on a behemoth of a song and turned it into pure parody gold! I know what a toughie this one is to parody, speaking as someone who tried and failed..... (please don't ever look at my effort on this site. No, really, I'm being serious, save yourself the agony and me the eternal shame.) ... so this is a well-earned 555! I'm going to look out for your stuff in future, that's for sure.