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Spam: good food, bad emails. 455

I have a soft spot for doggies, so hearing about this cheeses me off! I say they should bring 'em back! 455

Freaky.

Calling out around the world .... Are you ready for a three five treat ... Porfle's here and the time is right .. For pantsing in the street

Wakimarisen!

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With Dudley Do-Right you could do no wrong! 555!

Note: Metroid Samus Returns comes out September 15, 2017. Nintendo 3DS. $49.99

Fun fact: The treatment of this type of dog led directly to the founding of the SPCA!

Dennis Rodman is a total f*ckwit, brainless clown. I'm glad he's there. Now's a good time for America to take out TWO idiots!

The first time I smelled Korean food it reminded me of burning garbage! So glad we Yankees introduced good old Spam to the poor beggars! This combo would probably appeal to a dog!

Gonna have to get the Muse in gear ..... Thrones is coming!!

Such a snide, un-natural sight ... everybody's pantsing Dudley Do-Right

Rufus is Imbecillus Rex!

Good song and a good parody. I enjoyed it...oh yeah it was funny too.lol

^ I suggest you Return To Flight ;-)

In order: I already stated my reply to Feedback. Second, ? is a troll who asks questions. Third, I don't know who Feedback or ABC are and don't care. No one affects my productivity and choice of topics. Finally, why all the effort? Just everyone write your own materials and judge accordingly. I'm nearing 3800 parodies. I think up stuff at random. If you like it, good. If not, don't click my links. As for asking fellow parodists what they will write next... well, what's wrong with that? The other Vets do or make suggestions. How do I differ? This place isn't mine either. There were trolls and info parodies before I ever got here. JAB posted blocks of IPASOY by SJH and ran his numbers. My productivity is just higher. 1 bombers were here too and harsh critics. It seems some of you want to blame your bad behavior on me or suggest that I've run people off. Nope. I don't control your parodies or lack thereof. Get real. So far, I've just written 3 submissions for tomorrow. I might do more... I suggest you people do the same.

Is this where we're supposed to say that Clark is not a cunning linguist? We would never sink that low.

"Ascertain"? "Sundry"? "Incognito"? There is only one person with such lexicographic erudition: ABC is, of course, CML! As for me, you have me dead to rights. I am Clark Kent.
But seriously, ladies and germs (as CML would write), this site would be unbearably dull without the provocations and hijinks of its more accomplished trolls. Don't you think this is a livelier comment than "Do you have anything for tomorrow, Jon?" or a parody with many cheerful facts of ballbearing production at Essen in 1942?

Anyone who's been around Amiright for a few years can ascertain the identity of Feedback and the various and sundry puppets posing as punctuation marks and whatnot. You both have distinctive markers that identify who you are. ........ If you really want to go incognito, you need to change your modes of expression -- sort of like what I'm failing to do at this very moment

@?...... Let's see your author list. Bwahahaha

Hey "?". You're demanding an author list? I've heard that b.s. before. Are you trolling your own thread? Tsk, tsk.

Boring. You got nothing new to say. You're making a fool of yourself. Take a walk jerk!!

It could be worse. At least it's not a degree from Trump University.

As the leading New Jerseyan on this site, I can tell you there's fives coming your way, but they're stalled in the tunnel under the Hudson. Maybe if Governor Blob had allowed the new tunnels...

So you admit you are a fraud by failing to produce any proof of your authoritative criticism as a proven author here. Go crawl back under your rock. That's my feedback to you.

I don't have to prove anything to you or to any other monkey. I started this thread with a respectful evaluation of Rob's approach, and it was directed to him, not you. He answered respectfully, though not to my satisfaction. So be it. With no further comment, I followed up with links to, in my opinion, outstanding AIR parodies. Then along comes "?," The Riddler, the supreme pseudonymous a-hole of this site, demanding to see my oeuvre. To this I reply with a resounding F*CK YOU!
Now let's get to your immortal, ungrammatical sentence fragment "Seeing as anyone can be a critic." Are T.S. Eliot, Edgar Allan Poe, Jean-Paul Sartre, John Updike, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, and Janet Maslin "anyone"? You have the critical faculties of mold.
You want to pick a fight with me, moron? Are you crazy, too? If I thought an empty-headed lout like you was deserving of another second of my time, I would easily and cheerfully tear you apart with ridicule.

You didn't answer the question which leads me to believe that you are a fraud. An exposed fraud. I rest my case. You don't have any parodies or you are a pseudonym coward of the first order. Prove me wrong.

Mr. ? – I am a fan of your brilliant parodies. That is why I wonder why you persist in writing comments which, as above, are irrelevant, illiterate, idle gibberish.

^^ you're With Horrible?

^ what have you written? Seeing as anyone can be a critic.

She"s so lame She probably thinks she has talent

Yaranaika.

Anyway, I am providing you with a couple examples of what I think are genuine parodies: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles85.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/coleporter19.shtml

The OS is about keeping a woman at bay- an American one. My parody is about a US businessman keeping a North Korean Honeypot spy away, but in the end he gives in. She wears him down. The opposite of the OS. It's at least amusing compared to the writers of the mundane here. And there are those who appreciate what I write which are not all info parodies. I have written about a great number of things in varying forms. Your opinion you're entitiled to.

You keep coming up with quirky factoids – many of them interesting. But in my opinion, parody is not the art form or discipline to present them in. What are you making fun of? The idea of parody is to imitate, with devastating exaggeration, the style of the original author or something that's an overblown icon. The parody should be iconoclastic. Please challenge yourself to write a true parody. There aren't enough good examples here, but if you want me to I can dig out a few. Parody is hard writing, I can tell you, and sometimes it seems to take forever for the muse to visit. "Productivity" will go way down, but so what! Reputation will go way up.

Are you drunk lol

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I would give this 455.

Man Tan was the brand name for a self-tanning lotion, created in the 1960s to appeal to white men.

We had a Sears Roebuck catalogue hanging from a hook, and we tore off pages as needed.

Back in the country outhouse days we had two buckets of dried corncobs for wiping. The yellow cobs were for the wiping and the white cobs were for test.

maybe columbia just wasn't fond of... wait for it... black comedy! "crickets chirping" I know, I know. I'll show myself out... 455

^ not sure if sarcasm, or legit fan. if a fan, then while what you said might be exaggeration, it's nice to see some appreciation for Rob, rather than people criticizing based solely on the OS. 455

^ and what would you parody, oh sophisticated one? 455

^ Then please do not use the public toilets.

basketball, right? 5s

thete weren't any names attached to these weird shoppers, were there...? 5s

We are the crab people!

^^ Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!

It would have been fun to see a black stooge take a pie to the face!

I don't know what a commie is but it has something to do with Hillary and nothing to do with Russia. I'm exhausted from all this thinking.

Seriously I like the original song way better than this

God Bless Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, eggnog, rich guys, and all white, heterosexual Christian gun-owners, regardless of race, color or greed.

Why I oughta... rate this 5's!

Move over troubles - here we come again!

Oh, U-RPRA, you ain't a-buffaloing us anymore.. You're a leftard troll pretending to be a red blooded American what's saying racist stuff. (Ooor hoor hoor hoor.) You're jes' doing that routine made famous by that leftie fart sniffer Steven Colbert (Ooor hoor hoor hoor) But we's on to you now, and that's why I's laughin'. You still think you make an impact with that (oor hoor hoor hoor)

Could you consider a more sophisticated OS, like "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or "Happy Birthday to You"? Or am I just jerking myself off?

This is the greatest parody known to mankind, though some might call it a piece of sh*t.

Columbia Pictures did not practice segregation. They mistakenly catered to the so-called segregated policies of the South. Just business. Reports of racial segregation anywhere in the U.S. is fake news written by leftard commies. There has never been racism in America. We have always treated our nigras as equals. Feets, do yo' stuff!

Thanks Jeff!

This is a left-wing cesspool

I vote for Maxine Waters face :)

Sugoi!