(ABC) You played it big, and this was big on the laughs. I especially liked how you incorporated the OS words into new meanings in the first verse.

(ABC) My first read here, and this was very heartfelt. It was refreshing to hear a take on the story that didn't dwell on the controversies and quirks too much. Seems like a very personal work for you, so I cannot say anything Bad (sha'mon!) about it.

(ABC) Still emetic.

(ABC) Pretty funny, you nailed the very tricky pacing of this one...i take issue with "you drank a whole lot til you're fried" --you can't apostrophise "you were". :)

"Gobbles" of thanks to Giblets!!!!

My fav of the day/week/?month.... insanely great idea with perfect word choices elegantly telegraphing key plot elements... truly a frickin' Yorrick-hat-trick, star-crossed parody, Warren!

Nicely pieced together!

I heartily approve of this parody... a real blast(omere)!

Extremely well done and on an epic song to boot!

I feel like I'm in the 60s just reading this! Great title sub and though I'm not a big fan of this TV show this was very well done!

Great LOL parody... buttttt--all 'guys' are decidedly *not* 'your guys'!

I would have perferred you to add some TV and Movie quotes in this but this was pretty good on a song that doesn't give you a whole lot to work with.

A true sperm wail! ;D

...want to know!  Hmmmm.... The Turtle--facilely and deeeeeply accessing his feminine side--to pull off AIR's greatest 'parody-within-a-parody' since Mr. Ones unleashed his alter Igor 'Spaff.com' years ago!  Posssssible.... just posssssible... Well, damn!  It seems Stephen King foretold of this occurrence years ago...  I finally understand the hidden message in his novel 'The TommyKnockers'!

Hey! I resembled that! ;D

There really isn't a Fiddlegirl? Yeah, right. The next thing you'll tell me is that there is no Easter Bunny! ;D

Did I hear "more cowbell" there at the end of the recording? LOL This is just another typical Spaff effort, meaning: perfect.

Interesting and creative... inject more humor and you'll bowl me over more than a (meaty) fistful of Oxycontins!

Ooooooh! We absolutely adore Riddles 'rapped' in enigmas ensconsed in chitinous carapaces!

Painfully funny, and you've captured the whining drone of the original...

Thanks Silver Power... only way I can stomach the stuff is fried in oil with lots of garlic and drenched in Frank's Red Hot Sauce, and thanks Mark... I knew I'd get evoke Monty Python.

Isn't there ANYTHING intresting that goes on in Austrailia? American can't be the ONLY intresting place on Earth, although we do have things like Falcon, Kayne West (that douchebag) and Barack Obama. You guys had Steve Irwin, and ummmmm.... Russel Crow?

Alas, you wrote him well!!!!

ALWAYS reminds me of the Monty Python sketch. Great parody!!!

Great and scary memories!!!

Your feast serves you fives!!!

A fun parody about an actually quite tasty meat, in my opinion. 5s!

"Fillings" of thanks to you, timmy!!!!

This one reads like it should be played in a sex-ed class - very funny.

Feeling full after reading that one - going to 555 pounds after the dinner.

You should always leave room for the pie - 555

Awesome job as always, loved listening to the recording. Glad to see you pop up here again!

(ABC) Voted before, for these chores, and it was a great read once more!!!

(ABC) Sending you 555 fireballs of power!!!

(ABC) Size 555, and that includes size of parody, number of laughs and overwhelming pants size!!!

Good one. Even after over 10 years of this OS being out, I am still sick of it, but you did a good job parodying it. Between the reasons listed in your parody, getting unwanted attention of various kinds (I've seen the nonsense people send to one another on Myspace pages), as well as the spam associated with it, and not wanting to be caught up in another fad, I don't have a Myspace, Facebook or Twitter page. If it became important to for work reasons or whatnot, I might consider it, but the key word there is "might". 5s.

(ABC)Hope she doesn't hit 555 lbs., but your parody sure did!!

ABC - He is realllly out there. And so was this hilarious parody!!!

Was the reference to the car sinking into the marshy yard in this parody a jab at the million-dollar Bugatti that some dude in Texas drove into a salt marsh, allegedly while trying to avoid a low-flying pelican? I got that as the online equivalent of a chain letter. Anyhow, great parody, and 5s.

Thanks so much, folks. It was fun to write, and it turns out to be one of my wife's fave. And blackjack, I'll accept a check ;-P

The pacing was a little off, but otherwise you got it right, so have a seat over there.

as christie said, almost everybody has money problems, too bad liberals wanna grab extra from anyone they can. it use to be called theft, now its liberal poilicy. oh, heck, this parody says that exact thing

Mark: Buns of fun, thanks for v/c.

Leo K: Good to hear from you, thanks for v/c.

Andria: I didn't know I was imitating anyone, but those are two of the best, so I am flattered, thanks for v/c. :-)

Christie: Buns of steel? Sounds painful. ;-) Thanks for v/c.

Two parodies in the same week? Write on dude! Added 555 'friends' to your page.

This is a very good write, nice job. Repeat 5th grade 3 times.

Buzzing with good lines. Fives for the hive.

As Bob Barker would say, "Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered!" 555

Good lines, NorCal...like I say, you should start whipping up parodies..

Man, I need MySpace.... excellent job. 555

My main MySpace is at myspace.com/toreyspindler but my Music MySpace is at myspace.com/51redstar

(ABC) Great movie. Even better parody!

(ABC) Loved this one the first time out. Absolutely brilliant tribute!

(ABC) A vometitus good time!

(ABC) Great song, and it really brings back the good old days!!

(ABC) - One of REM's worst songs and trashing by parody is well deserved...

That's nothing new there! Almost everybody has money problems and struggling badly. You got a great point there!

Way to "grind" there, blackjack!! I echo Andria's comment!! Here's 555 buns of steel for this one!!!

I love MySpace and I happen to have my own page! I just need to get Facebook and Twitter next. You got 555 new friend requests for this one! BTW, my MySpace page is http://www.myspace.com/christiemariem. My MySpace name is the same name as on AIR.

I'm definitely NOT smarter than a 5th grader!!! (j/k), you're smart enough to get 3 sets of 5's!!!!!

Thanks, Matthias!!

Oh, he got 'Spurs' that Jingle, Jangle, Jingle . . . .

Show me the way to do Rome . . . Then I'll retire, and sink into the 'red'. Oh, a had a little 'toker' about a month ago, but need another to 'Feed my head'.

I had a Myspace account before and it had music and parodies on it. Even so, I deleted it. Now I'm back on there with a new account with no idea how to add my favorite music and parodies.

Good parody, SP!!

blackjack, blackjack, blackjack, what are we going to do with you? First you imitate Guy with a mob parody, now you're imitating AFW with a bedroom parody that is just clean enough to please the editors. What's next, a vomit parody or pill parody like I write? Anyhow, I'll cut the silliness now and give you your 5s.

A song about bees to a Bee Gees OS!!!...Oh yes, you're the great bee tender!!!...555!!

as a half retarded conservative republican, i find this offensive. i meant to give you 5s but instead gave you 1s. its not the first time us republicans mixed up the votes. *hint 2000 Election hint*

Grand...and I'm stunned!!!...555!!!

Nice update

Good write! 555

It was pretty repetitious I would have liked to see some variation but with what's presented I don't see anything wrong so I guess it's a good parody in that sense.

If I may quote myself: "I just flattened a scale with my fat ass"... This parody was large and in charge!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EylafK1IwHE

Also, LOL is supposed to be pronounced in this parody, not spelled out. LOL= Lawl.

Never used it...but great parody!!

A "stinging" parody! 555 stings...

555 laughs for the buns!!!

I'm much more of a Facebook fan myself but I did back during High School had a Myspace. It seems that that trend died out though.

glad mr $90,000 in his freezer got 13 years in prison finally. of corse liberal politicians and voters didnt see any problem with this guy still representing them. republicans would have booted or protested him right away. if you think the IRS is bad now, wait till the full odumbination effect takes place via our 57 states, i promice to bring the troops home sissy

Perhaps Congress and this administration aren't concerned about raising taxes because they don't pay them anyway. lol What do you expect when the Secretary of the Treasury is a tax cheat himself? ;D

as an under achieving, stupid decision making greedy jealous liberal, i find this offensive. dont you know we depend on other peoples money and need government to decide for us because we are stupid and afraid? you're being mean !

Marrrrk: Avast, that be 4440 pieces, thanks matey!

rob: a bilge-sucking spin, now off to the poop deck with ye before we keelhaul yer scurvy kiester! ;-)

Andria: Aye, hearty thanks to ye, my faithful commenteer. P-)

John: Thanks be to you, matey. Arrrrrrr!

OMR: Shiver me timbers! Who ye be callin’ a “ho ho” landlubber? Methinks ye have more in that bottle than fun. Arrrr! P,-)

DJ Blaze: Aye lad, a pirate after me own heart. Ye could be a fine powder monkey someday. P,-)

stooge: Blimey, more ho ho’s, where be me blinkin’ twinkies!? Arrrrrr! P,-)

To Everyone: Thanks for weighin’ in with yer fine comments, this old scallywag thinks ye all be shipshape! P-)

EWWW!!! This parody reeks!!! Skunky Fives.

555 nuts to even things out a little. :-)

Good job on this, flows really well with OS and the varied choruses are great. $555 to get your car back.

A different kind of bender in Vegas, stay away from the Lucky Club! What?! No mention of playing blackjack? In a Vegas parody? Hmm, I'll deal you 3 Fives this time, but watch your step. ;-D

Very nice multi-tribute to some of the site's best, and also to moi :-D. I've tributed the voJABulary several times -- no plugs, you know how to find them (or how to ask) if interested. 555.

Oh, heck, *just one*. (I can stop at one. Really, I can!)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neildiamond51.shtml

As you can see, I'm notoriously prone to typos, as well as skipping details and adding unnecessary ones.

@Silver Power Indeed they don't. Let's just say it wasn't the only thing they didn't stop there that night. In the actual movie though, I don't think they'd go that far owing to where their "moment" happened. My bad on that part. I'll see if I can have it resubmitted.

Andy Primus: Your absence was noted, and your presence missed, by many here. All work and no play --- glad to see you back!

Thanks for following this link, and for the v/c. Will check yours out in a little bit (with a little bit of luck, lol!). :)

*T*hanks for the *J*ismarrific *C*omment!

have the nuts been harvested?

youre welcome

dude! that is exactly how I picture miley's life!

thanks

Yo ho ho and a bottle of 5's

SHUT UP MINDLESS...u dont even kno wat puberty is, so shut ur mindless mouth up.

Thanks for the fives and the welcome backs (welcomes back?) everyone. LilMouseGotEars: I wasn't expecting your post to end like that! LOL! So much for innocent LilMissWhatever!

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! 555

5-5-5 on a dead man's chest...you ho ho and a bottle of fun! ;D

This one's got that new-par' smell. Nice job.

Arrrrrrrrrgh! 5s

I'm not sure if blow jobs can produce children. Anyways, the pacing was a bit off, so I'll give you a 455. Welcome to AmIRight!

Read my lips: 555

Great job, blackjack. I am, of course, disgusted with Rob's comment, but I liked your parody enough to say "5s mark the spot!".

Sir, shhhhhhh: What happens in Vegas . . . Stays in Vegas!

. . . R A N K ~ O N, . . . SirSweaty !

great parody about liberals.

ARRRRRGH!!! 555 pieces of eight for you, matey!!!

probably a prophetic parody. greatest health care in the world, going to be socialised and soon there'll be even less competition. america was the world leader in under 250 years because of capitolism and competition and freedom. world leaders and millionaires never go to cuba or turkey for care, they come here. we were unique ! thanks libs for enabling the demise of the best. right or wrong, libs stand by thier man. hows those troops and 8% unemployment? at least conservatives are honest about thier scum politicians, libs cant be. great parents and examples to your kids you must be.

A sterling example of "fine fart" music. ;D

Amazing Parody, REALLY loved it. 555, Keep up the works of your artistic mind =]

Christie MM: Thanks for soaking me with Fives.

Mark: One good "Spray" deserves another. Good one!

Very good word usage that keeps with the original. Hi-5

omfg this is so freaking hilarious dude!! ROFLMAO... I gotta tell EVERYONE about this website!!! x) omg omg omg!!!

The original of this now makes me think of Michael Crawford as Frank Spencer in 'Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em' (70's sitcom), auditioning to be a Butlin's Redcoat by singing this song! When Jim Moray recorded the song, I still had thoughts of Crawford (as Frank) saying to the main Redcoat, 'Side together, side together, point, AND!' when trying to get his moves right.

I liked your parody and I liked Tigger in the books and the cartoons.

Lol @ gullibility. xD

liberals - generous with someone elses money. MAKE WISE CHOICES IN LIFE, SAVE SOME $ AND PROVIDE FOR YOURSELF. these libs have no shame. they blatently mooch and vote for mooches. how bout those troops comming home. hows the unemployment thats not going above 8%, hows it feel to be a liberal mooch

Thanks all. I appreciate and love you. As for you Mike, are you playing a race card? I doubt you would do that. (hehehe) I hated Marge more than you. At least you didn't "one" me! Or did you? ;D

Word wizzzzzzardry!

Spafftastic virtuosity!

Muchas gracias, Silver & Mark & Jonathan! And now that I think about it, "muchas gracias" sounds a bit like an extended sneeze. And the 2009 swine flu outbreak may have begun in Mexico. Coincidence?

Jackie: Ahh, the eternal question: What is the provenance of "shart"? "Along Came Polly" no doubt contributed to the word's circulation, but its most popular definition on Urban Dictionary dates to nearly a year before the movie's release. Further research is required.

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Thanks for the notes, folks. This really does sum up how I feel when I read, watch, or listen to the news. And blackjack21, that's one of my favorite lines from Pogo.

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As I mentioned on "le FuMP", great recording, and part of the reason I enjoyed this spoof was because, as it happens, I *AM* tired of the OS. 555 enemas.

We all want wholesale?Ugg Classic Cardy Boots because all the popular ugg boots offer them to have the most superior in design at costs that make it a reality. I did some searching and most of?cheap ugg boots are so classic! They are cheap uggs.

Still very disgusting... BUT oh well it's still a decent parody

Fantastic movie... Still working for the mouse (Cameras are everywhere! Need to say nice things about everything they do. Just kidding, but Wall-E's a quality movie) and this was a quality parody.

Yet another popular song punched in the face by Mr. Red Ant himself. Fantastic satire on a song I honestly think the band themselves are embarassed by.

one more thing, do you think Green Day has always lived "rich millionaire lives"? Do you know anything about the band? If they're rich now it's because of the money the made AFTER they wrote American Idiot. So don't go saying how Green Day knows nothing about this country and how good they have it when you obviously know nothing about Green Day or what they went through. For your information, they actually had very rough childhoods. If you're going to insult someone, I suggest you do a little research on them beforhand. So shut the hell up.

LOVE IT!!!!! Sharted is from Along Came Polly right...?

I'm not a right-winger, I'm a Libertarian. The less government the better!

Haha! You got me with the Rick Roll bravo! Bravo!

Hey, jackass, since you obviously loved George Bush back when you wrote this, I want to ask, how did that work out for you? Oh and lay off on the guys with eyeliner, you homophobic american idiot. Green Day wrote that song about people like you.

Thanks, b-jack

OMR, you're crazy like a Fox. ;-)

That is absolutely hilarious, well done

Thanks to everyone who commented. And to everyone who has read and v/c my parodies throughout the months, thank you. I never thought I'd do as well as I did.

......... just testing to see if I learned how to double line break.

Fox tells the truth!! I thought this must have been tongue-in-cheek,' cause it was out there.

What Mr C said. I think a better parody about her could have been written, using the same OS, and PRAISING her.

Basically a lot of time at home, Adagio. I guess that does count as a set back - at least at my house it is. =D

Gary Lewis's parody, that is...:)

MP. I assume you left the ones and you don't tell the truth....the majority of the people DO NOT WANT THIS DADBURN BILL!

Your parody really speaks the truth, and is funny to boot. 5's

Well...that was an interesting holiday. What'cha gonna do this year? Here's $555 to get the party started.

All this and swine flu too? : D Just takes a little set back to knock my creativity out of the water. Great job....5,5,5 !!

We have met the enemy and the enemy is us. Good one.

Nice trib for a nice guy, SP. DJ Blaze would surely be in the running for MIP, if we had such an award. (Most Improved Parodist) Good job, 555.

Ya can't say enough bad things about Fox. Such sentiments aside, though, nice job.

A masterful mashup.

I like the parody, but f**k the Yankees!

I thought I'd give you something completely different, Pie'thon! BJ21, everything sounds better in the shower, but not always on paper (sigh). WCJ, I much appreciate your appreciation. And Anaïs, would you like to finish your dining experience with a waafer thin mint...it is only waafer thin.

I got so mad I forgot to think it all through. Here's the link that shows America's greatest enemy, acording to the Anti-Defamation League: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/11/17/2009-11-17_glenn_beck_is_scarier_than_rush_limbaugh_sean_hannity_says_antidefamation_league.html

Let me put this in language would understand: "You lie!" America has the best health-care system in the world, and it's about time we had the best way of paying for it, instead of the worst. We liberals are going to drag you right-wingers right through the 20th Century into the 21st whether you like it or not. Because we are the majority. The people are with us. The ones who haven't died because of greedy insurance companies, that is.

The Administration must fight the enemies of this nation, wherever they are. The most damaging of them are at Fox, as in the accompanying link. And Marge Schott did have to give up control of the ballclub, for a lot more than one incident. Tell me, do you also think baseball was better before 1947?

OMR, I just caught your comment about "call me Rob" about your politics, and I can say that you are a much better writer than he is, and that you are kinder and far more amusing than him, all at the risk of him flaming me for what I just said. I don't know who I could be compared to here, maybe AFW or Michael Pacholek on the political side, Christie Marie M on commenting and blackjack21 or Alvin Rhodes on the parodies themselves. Once again, good work.

Great job, Silver Power. I agree that Beatles songs are among the easiest to parody, and some of the songs by former Beatles after the band broke up are pretty easy to parody as well. I'm a great fan of DJ Blaze as well, and props to him for being homeschooled and thus avoiding the conformity, cruel kids, indifferent teachers and poor-quality education offered by public schools and even some private schools.Christie Marie M: Thanks for bringing my name up in reference to our friendship. I always like seeing and hearing kind things said about me.

Great parody, Barry. When I heard about the Jihadist connection with the person who committed this senseless and barbaric massacre, I was shocked that the army would allow him to enlist. As for when I first heard about the story, I was outright disgusted with the fact that soldiers on bases do not carry weapons. 5s.

Patrick: He was not only an SoB but also an SoA (Son of Allah), printed on his "business" card. Thanks for your nomination for BSotD.

Brilliant and "infectious"!!!!

OMR: I hope I avoided vitriol. My first draft last Thursday had some, but thanks to Tropical Storm Ida in SE VA, I had no power for 3 days and made lots of revisions. Another civilian cop, Mark Todd, may have made the final shot. See http://tbirdnow.mee.nu/eyewitness_account_of_fort_hoot_attack by a JAG officer on-site.

Wow. That was brilliant and amazing. Just goes to show you can never have too much stuff swirling round the skull cavity.

its because shes like modiva but with estrigen

I love Turkey in November . . . I love Turkey in derFall . . . why oh, why do I crave Turkey ? ? ' cause he's a ButterBall . . .

Hey, Ann: Five-Oh . . . . Five-Oh ! ! when der "Five-ohh" hums, means he want no mo . . . He say 'dat . . . . . . He say 'dat

Hey there, Lord Pacholek, ~ El BossaMayor ~ ' tis a fun little ditty here; I enjoyed it !

Love this, Lord Pacholek ! ! Great way you wove in MasterA-Rod & the LadyZ-J, as I know well how she tugs at your heart, Sir .

I am schooled at home. I was using the internet for some Shakespeare quotes and figured I'd go ahead and comment. Thanks again.

Cat Lickin' good, as always, SirGuy!

Lord Agree: ~ P U N ~ O N ~ Sir !

PirateJack: Please . . . S W I G ~ O N, Sir !

Hey Paisan, Grazi, Grazi ! !

"Anita" give you some 5's!!!

Thanks for the mention! Great job, and I will keep my finger on the 5 key.

This old Reds fan will offer you an olive branch. Forgive us for 1976 and we'll forgive you for 1939 and 1961! ;D

Thanks to everyone. This might be one of the easiest parodies that I have written. I might do more Beatles parodies in the future, they usually keep a basic scheme throughout their songs. Thanks again.. And DJ.. Shouldn't you be in school??

Another masterpiece written by Mr. Sumsion. Favorite line "And it might be I'm sick of the Black Eyed Peas". Recording is amazing as well.. Terrific job! 5s!

Really funny and on the mark! We could have a double sided holiday hit combined with: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/elmopatsy12.shtml

One day, they'll hoist title number 555, but today, the title is yours. Goooooooooo Yanks!!!!!!!!

Very funny & clever!

My "Spray"vorite subject! Goes very wet and well with my entry: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/supertramp32.shtml

Another clever take on the CLASSIC!!! Absolute fives...

Well done, and WELL DEVERVED! DJ has shown TREMENDOUS growth is a short period of time!

Have a family 'waterboarding" party!!! LOL!!!!! 555 years...

Extra tissues of thanks to Christie & blackjack!!

A fine tribber from the Ribber! I did not get to read this until Tuesday morning. Thanks for lighting up my day with a mention. =:-)

It does seem a little slow here lately, but don't rob us of your parodies, keep cranking them out. ;-)

Conservative Republican? Halloween is over so you can take your mask off now, Liberal Democrat. You're not fooling anyone. And 5's for the parody.

Gross, gross, gross!!! Five, five five!!!!!

Totally awesomeness!!! I still agree with what I said in the PM. You sir, are a legend. 555

Fives are winning handily for a handy little parody.

Wheelin' you over some Fives in my 'barrow.

Thanks, Patrick...quite an error, since the barrow was around since 1600 BC...and thanks, Christie

Many thanks, Matthias and CMM!

Yes on the recording. Follow the link in the preface and/or go to this URL:
http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1245

Hey, stranger! Nice to see you writing again after a long hiatus!! Appropriate theme for cold weather! Here's 555 sweaters!

(sniffles): I love the "Soud of Busic"...I mean the "Sound of Music"! Great parody, Mark! 555 nasal sprays for this one!

You sure pulled your own weight around here! Carrying you 555's with my trusty wheelbarrow with this one!

Dug the OS and your parody, Mike! Love reading parodies about parody writing! It's the tops!! 555!

WOW!!! I cant believe it, it's sooo old :) lol gotta love grade 9...(i think)

Su-*spits*-per *spits*p-p-parody, Blackjack!!! Ooops, I should say it, don't spray it! I knew someone in school who used to spit when she talked and told me that she couldn't help it if she spat. I also have that kind of problem as well. Spraying you with 555's!!!

A fitting original melody on which to hang your well-crafted lyrics. I note your reference to the fact that soldiers are unarmed on a military base, making them sitting ducks for the first fool who won't follow the rules. Though I don't expect the Army to learn the obvious lesson from this. Hasan made no secret of his disdain for the war, his reluctance to serve, nor his contacts with known anti-American terrorists. What good is strip searching little old ladies at the airport if obvious troublemakers like this SOB are missed? Best song of the day.

I love the OS and your parody, Spaff, and are you going to make a recording and add this one to your parody CD's? Very well put! Getting sick really sucks. I hope I don't get sick before going to Fla next month! You need 555 days of quarantine!!

Going "postal" all right!! Another great satire from you , Fred! Shooting off 555's!!

I echo OMR's comment! I happen to have the biggest sweet tooth in America! Makes me want to have a sundae with a special someone as well! Here's 5 ice cream scoops of strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, 5 whipped cream, and 5 hot fudge for your sundae after work with a cherry on top!

Years ago I read a story about a guy who applied for a patent on an improved set of grips for a wheelbarrow. The patent office not only gave him a patent for the grips but for the wheelbarrow itself. Imagine the royalties on that until the error was corrected.

Your song says it all.

Talk about Thanksgiving and Kama Sutra uniting together! You don't see that every day, especially in Thanksgiving! I second to what OMR said. 555's and killer puns in your song!

I too am a big fan of DJ Blaze and love to see that he came a long way in just a short amount of time and I'm always a fan of obscurity thus most of his parodies I DKTOS to but love looking them up. He got me to experiance the joy and wonder of Lordi and Dragonforce.

Welcome to AmIRight! I never saw the movie "August Rush" yet, but you still wrote a good parody and I dug the plots in your song! I got to go see the movie now! It's sad that the grandpa tried to give the baby up for adoption so it wouldn't affect Lyla's career. Here's 555's!

Everything you write is utterly fantastic! I personally love this original song thus I knew I would love your parody from the getgo, and I also knew I would love your parody from the getgo because it's a Spaff parody. Great work as always!

Great tribute to #27! Taking it to the Max!!! I'm so glad the Yanks had won the World Series! Struck 'em out with 555's!

A correction It's supposed to be a LOUIS/LYLA when it says "will she even bother/my baby's all that matters"

Hear Hear, Warren! We have our share of partisanship around here, and I too wish it would stop.

Seems like "yesterday" that DJ Blaze was a newcomer since May! I also remembered when we welcomed him to AmIRight for the first time and how he did a super job on writing his first parody about DDR. He has great taste in anime, video games, Japanese culture, and heavy metal music. I also listened to Lordi and DForce on this internet radio called Live365.com, when I used to have my own account there. Like you, I'm also one of DJ's friends and fans of his parodies.You two are BFF's like Dave and Matthias and Andria and I. Well, may DJ Blaze's satires carry on! Blazing with 555's!!

This is certainly your "Sundae Best" ;D

Epic is scope, massive in compass, flawless in execution...ah heck, this is GOOD! ;D

If only we conributors could persuade the editors to "work" 7 days per week! OMR, get a life (on weekends)....just kidding. I feel a similar frustration when I finish a new parody after 8 AM on Friday...often get up early then. Current news can be stale by Monday. But anticipation makes delayed gratification sweeter. Enjoy it once every week!.

Sounds like you could use a little "Idle-vice!" ;D

Hail the new masters! You both are good. ;D

MIAOWWW!!!!

This rules!

Mark: Thanks, glad you decided to comment.

OMR: Well, ya just knew that was coming. I can't wait, thanks. ;-)

DJ: Yes, a neverending source of material, thanks for v/c.

Thanks, Andy...yes, another good title.

Tremendous Jeff, those of us married will recognise the symptoms....see also "Things" (original artist Bobby Darrin)..my sentiments exactly !!!

Festivus thanks to Matthias, BAD, Melanie, littleMiss, & Red Ant!!

Innoculaions of thanks to you Leo, AFW & Andy!!!

I think you went a little too easy on her, John. Rob: Who the hell is "odumba"? Are you referring to the guy who didn't need his daddy to get into and through Columbia and Harvard Law, and impressed a woman far smarter than a Dallas librarian? Don't accuse us of selling our souls, because your god remains money. As your object of lust would say, "You betcha."

Hmmm. . .sounds like a 'prison story' . . .

a couple of things to consider.

The choruses are like extra space where you can further expand on ideas or comedy, I'd consider varying them, or at least type them out as many of us try to sing along and (CHORUS) doesn't scan well--that's what makes lyric sites suck is that they are lazy and won't type out the chorus--which is often deceiving because often the ending of a song is varied.

Second recommendation: consistency, there were a few lines I didn't get (farting at me five times, had to squeeze of my wristband). Certain lines seemed a tad random--that's something that require patience. Often an idea hits my mind and I start typing and I really want to complete it fast, but it's always good to let any parody sit for a bit and then come back and read it with a fresh pair of eyes to make sure things sound coherent and make sense. Often you can come up with stronger lines by doing this.

Good luck!

Is it bad that right now I'm craving Wendy's??? 555

Nor'easter? I'm sorry to hear about your troubles. I'm not a religious person myself, so I will restrain from comment on the topic at hand, it put a small leak in our roof, and flooded a lot of homes over here too--one of my friends home was flooded out--so I know what you mean, good luck, I know it probably doesn't mean much--but seriously good luck

Seems like everyone with sense is here. I'm gonna be honest (Y'all will like this, promise!) Taiora's eternal, Sorato's infernal! Seriously, Matt is simply the kind who can't have a romantic relationship. Sure there's some moments that click between him and Mimi, but he's always been a lone wolf, right? So why the HELL did the creators bow down to the minority and change their original ending? You heard me right: Sorato was something they did NOT intend until the few fans that had sick minds inundated them with requests. I guess we can only blame ourselves for how they ended it, because we sat back on our asses, assured that the creators were sensible, and didn't work to keep the truth alive!

You turned a J-lo song into a party/anti-party song - I didn't think that possible. Loved the surprise twist at the end. 555

The first OS this round I know by heart - excellent work, Leo. You ought to record this one. 555

Thanks, Matt, but Stu is the king of celebrity bashes. Even after two+ years, this parody is still quite excellent.

2000 election? when do polls close? 8:00? if bus loads come in late should we count untill dems win? i guess we can stretch the laws for thise idiots. but bush 2000 isnt odumbas problem, odumba is. do you enjoy those extra troops, unemployment, and economy in the tank cause i see no demoncrats complaining. diid you sell your souls? your kids will know you enabled it, and they'll have to try to bail it out. enjoy explaining that, not the 2000 election, they wont care about the 2000 election. not bushs thing no mo. odumba doesnt support you, why do you support him? how bout them troops coming home soon?

Thanks won and Scotti. I pen a tribute to my amiright firiends, and you are the only two who acknowledge it. I guess my politics have made me a persona non gratia here. So, call me rob! :(

yup, gotta agree. too bad she posed nude or flimed it and had fake breasts implants. why couldnt she be like a normal liberal and just want to coat hanger her embryo, or poison it, or let rapists off with just probation, or deny elderly people medical care that might get them a few more years since they've paid for it already, you know, something insugnificant . . . she sure is a terrible person eh? i guess if we wanna change the word marriage, we might as well change all words - to mean whatever we need to save a buck cause we're cheap dirty disgusting liberals into greed and self. marriage should mean " i need more money and dont wanna work so give it up". there, happy with that libs? or you could just start your own insurance company and insure same sex unions. afraid? go for it. how bout them troops coming home soon ?

while i dont encourage personnaly attacking any parodist on thier contributions, when blood is drawn, blood shall follow. . .odumbanomics and odumba and the odumbinator came from a great parodist, much greater than i, a man of great integrity and wisdom whom resides in canada.sir M. H. i dont pity these liberals when thier kids realize that they have to pay for all this crap and thier moms and dads enabled it. the kids know what political signs and bumper stickers mom and dad pledge. how bout those troops comming home soon. you libs want more eggs?

OMgosh I've been 1ed over here too!

well Conservative Republican who's tring to make something out of nothing, I am a maybe left for you but registered Republican

thanks everyone

PI, You're my hero! I'm glad my friends Adolf and the KKK leader got here before I did! Would you like to join me as I burn down an orphanage? You know that's become the #1 Conservative Republican pasttime. If you want, we can deny the Holocaust as well! Hail satan!

Well paced, but not having seen this episode and maybe two Seinfelds ever, I was lost.

Phew! Finally used your link to see this one after a very busy month with no hobby time. Great job & helpful (entertained & instructed)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/pilot2.shtml

That's the link to my JAB trib (with a verse for you in it) that you wanted to see. It overruns the song by 4 verses but I doubt you'll know the OS anyway. It began as JAB, Alvin got added half way through, then I thought I'd add a bunch of my fave writers but had by then run out of song.

Just dropping by to give you some 'ONE Love'. Visit Ireland soon, wot wot?

See above (still love "Snatch a box lunch"!).

Hey, Sarah Palin is beautiful! That's all she needs! It's not like she's black or anything. Us republicans hate those colored folk, no matter how unbelievable intelligent and qualified they may be. I meant to give you 1s but accidentally gave you 5s. It wouldn't be the first time us Republicans screwed up the votes. *cough2000ELECTIONcough*

Very timely release to the news story, Melanie. Great rhyming and scansion. I think you're gonna get your wish - I hear the parents are going to trial over this stunt. 555

Well as a Republican, I like to think I know what I'm talking about even when I don't, and I absolutely adore bringing completely off-topic subjects into every remark that I make. Next stop, burn down an orphanage. Ta!

Gotta agree with Melanie. The Hooters chorus was cool, the rest a bit random, but I guess vertigo would cause that. Security code is ZNY - I guess that's "zany". =)

Funny parody, 'she chewed me out'... Lol, haven't heard that phrase in a while. One of the perks of having H1N1 is that I'm not expected to do chores for the time being.. And thats about the only perk. xD 5s.

"See above" actually means something on this parody! A pleasure to revisit this one again, Guy.

LOL at peed on a kitty

Dave this is honestly the first parody I've seen of this Christmas song!

Pretty good for 10 minutes worth of work! It takes me longer than that to GRILL a steak. =)

This is not the kind of thing we expected when we commissioned you to write the next advertisment lyrics for our wonderful product. Our lawyers will be in touch.


PS - Andy Primus gives you $555 to help with your legal fees

I smoked cigarettes from my early teen years to when I was 27, and tried to quit after that. But I still smoke when I am stressed out, depressed or angry, and have been smoking more and more lately as I develop a dependence on nicotine again. Great job, and you get 5s for your effort.

Great job, Ann, and I can relate to being 1-bombed. At one time not too long ago, I consistently received 1s from anonymous trolls, up to and including two parodies that were carpet-bombed with the things to the point where somebody requested that all the 1s from those two parodies be removed. That was mostly during last summer, when this site was overrun with vitriolic, hateful political parodies. 5s to you, and FYI, I only give 1s when they are really needed, as on a very poorly paced, racist or otherwise controversial, poorly written parody.

I'll cough up 555 globules for you

Funny & original idea. Adding to OMR's comment, how about "Broken Barrow" by Neil Young

If you're serving ~PARY MIX~ I'll follow you anywhere, SirDave !

Lord Pacholek, TommyChong & CheechMarin hit the road again in January 2010: Make It Legal !!. . . . . somehow I don't think they'll be the rage as they were in 70's !

I love Xmas in November. I love Xmas in derFAll. . . . . Why , Oh why do I love Xmas ? . . . ' cause Santa's got derJingle (*)alls. . . .

Sir L'AIR de Farce, Duke oEdge, how about the forgotten song, ~ SINCE I FELL FOR YOU~ , as sung by Lenny Welch ? those violins always make me sigh . . . .

LadyAnn, five's a better number, for sure!!

sir, did you check your dryer ? . . . the Mice gathered there for a good/snuggly reason, Sir ! . . . . Ps: I love Christmas in November . . . . . I love Christmas in derFAll . . . . Why, Oh why do I love Christmas, because Santa's got Jingle (*)alls .

Oh yes, PirateJack Barrow, Captain of HMS sirSweaty, now is the time to haul anchor & set Sail in conquest of your ~ I'llAskHer-Queen~ the sweet MamaSarah ! !

Creative and catchy

(ABC) Awww...did your party bust? Cute story, nicely developed. No big laughs but interesting. 5-4-5.

Watch out for the booger man...555

There's always gonna' be a "1" sometimes...555

Thanks to OMR,Mark,, Ann, and of course, LCC

(ABC) Take song, strain out old words, mix in new words, add 5 cups of flour, 5 cups of milk, 5 eggs...

(ABC) Man,.this is some coooooooold stuff! And then that 2nd bridge cracked me up! Great! 555 and community college. (Hey, I happen to be in a community college computer room right now!).

(ABC) Cute little stocking stuffer good for giggles! In the spirit of Festivus, I put 555 in your stocking. BTW, I know the original as "Up on the Housetop", but I see some use Rooftop instead. You should hear the Jackson 5's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUk1W7ib94

Fun parody of this one, I've read a number of "Losing My Religion" parodies, it's a deserving target--cool.

Very good job on taking her on. Matty--perhaps you forget "Watch Madonna's Movies". . .among others;) Classic

Doesn't get parodied enough? Matty? Seriously? I thought it was well done, unfortunately I haven't seen that episode. . .but still funny.

See above

Good job on this one Melanie, unique and original--and funny, what more could I ask for

Oh my, kind of a dirty little ditty--fun though. . .um, yeah that about sums it up

Well written, I did have a few tumbles reading it though on the pacing end, but good idea to an under-represented song/artist, who I myself have taken on twice

See above Sir Guy

See above TCOP--see above:)

(ABC) Ah, funk it, this was a bad-ash spoof! Very clever. Sometimes hard to follow, though. Good laughs. 555

definitely a Barrel oMonkeys, Sir L' AIR de Farce !

any racoon paws on the side, Sir ?

The P - Pals scared the devil outta me when i was 2!! It was freaky!! One of them wants you to read in the tub?? What was that one??

Matthias: Go for it! I look forward to reading it.

(ABC) I like your description of the blue cotton lingerie! I would hate to give myself a thong wedgie, but I happen to like mauve! Oh, well. Nice story with some good laughs. 555!

I saw the new pic of white Sosa on MySpace a while back... WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! Great idea for a parody, and it was executed well. 555

This makes the umpteenth parody about Obama's healthcare, but they never lose humor. Same here. 555

Have a seat. Your write goes before our government Parody Review Board in March of 2011. ;D

(ABC) Clever idea. However, I had a hard time following this, and the pacing in places seemed rough. Cute but no real laughs for me. 4-4-4.

jay z is a faggot..!! hes a gayc***that motherfuker stupid free mason!!

(ABC) Oh, man...the "kids" from my old neighborhood have been sharing their horrors stories online about nuns...I gotta send them this! 555 (which is 111 steps below 666!).

(ABC) This time around, although a couple lines in the last stanza were a little off-beat, I'll say your parody didn't "bite". Not bad, not bad. 555 and a garlic necklace.

This must be the first time the late Paul Winchell was parodied here! I enjoyed him very much as a child, both as a ventriloquist and as a cartoon voice actor!

Cat Power!

Five-bombing you just to get back at the Troll

You realy let it rip with this one. 5's

Keep on Scootin' in the free world. 5's

(ABC) It's unfortunate to still see the mark of Dr. Music here. Still Guy is on top o the world.

Read this while munching down some value menu burgers and fries from Burger King...Not to worry, though - I always chase down fast food with alcohol and I never get sick!!!...555!!!

This parody has nothing to do with politics.

Can't believe I haven't commented... I know I've visited this parody before.

I've been there before far too many times... I can't cook for squat and almost burnt down my apartment 3 times in the last month!

This parody sounds like it could have been written by Mr. Red Ant (the King of mockery) himself. Stuart McArthur doing this seems a bit out of place but still did a fantastic lovely job bending it like Beckham.

It's a really good song, I'm addicted to it!!! \(*O*)/

I'm a big fan of Sienfeld thus this one caught my attention from the getgo also a popular Christmas song that doesn't really get parodied enough (Which is odd for a Christmas song)

This one still shines with all of it's Beaver Dam glory!

Great work on lampooning this news story that makes fun of itself just by reading it. I think I might work on a parody of this topic myself.

Doesn't matter to me because after a few minutes it will be laying on the floor next to my bed... Heh, heh... Did I say that out loud?

This one scored high marks in SOTM as I remember thus it will most likely do as well in ABC too.

I love seeing how this one compares with your "Bloody Sick of Twilight" saga! Real vampires vs Those fake glittery kind.

This has 'viral video' written all over it!!!...555!!!

Suddenly I don't feel so all alone in my rooms full of busted items...very funny concept...especially LOL'd at the "after it's rebuilt" line!!!...555!!!

20 behind

It's ignorant!

"Widening" my thanks to you, S.P.!!!

You "carried your weight" with that one, as well as 555 stones...

Chilling fives for you. Bitter cold is bad, but the polar opposite can be bad as well: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones168.shtml

Trail of pee is what Bartman likely left after what happened.

"what if I said that Michelle Obama was fond of french fries ... [or] made a comment as to how many pizzas are delivered to the White House annually ... ."

But you didn't. Had you used french fries or pizza in the last line of the first verse, I doubt Andria or Phil or anyone would have suggested the parody was racist. They probably still wouldn't have thought it was good, but they wouldn't have called you a racist for this parody. But you chose dat fried chickin' [sic] for a reason, and that reason (based on your previous output) wasn't humor or pacing.

"I'm not a privy" - I'm beginning to think you are...

Being the cheap, racist bastard that I am, I decided to not just give you a single 1, or 2 ones, but instead, 3 1's! Vote Republican 2012!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlM5VKZCkiw

What's big, gray, and sings calypso? Harry Elephante! ;D

Good point! There are times I was 1-bombed on one of my parodies. I echo Mark's comment! You get 5's for this "1!" You're my # 1 fan! Security code: FAN!

This song only drives the 5'rs!!!!!

I love college.. Ayy! Funny parody, reminds me of my cousin, probably one of the biggest slobs I've ever known.. But there's nothing sloppy about this parody! 5s.

Gesundheit of thanks to you OMR and Ann!!

The parody has a lot of potential, but like BADave said, it could use some variety. 544.

A lot of weight related parodies for ABC W! My favorite line was 'Desserts my way - my chair legs just pray'. 555 magic weight loss pills for you.

Wall-E is my favorite Pixar movie ever made, and your parody truly did it justice. 555 years into the future, this parody will still be around, helping to clean the world of terrible movie-based parodies.

I loved the 'whats with Kate...sure you're straight?' line the most, but there were a lot of other awesome lines. I don't very much care for Tom Cruise, but I really love your parody. 5s!

Personally, I enjoy certain foods far too much to ever make myself want to throw them up. 5s on a terribly over-looked parody!

Very very funny parody! Probably the best parody of this song that I've seen. 5s.

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Is it just me, or has Team Rocket hit about 4 different voice actors [Their voices keep changing.. Haven't seen the show in a while but I'm sure they're different, since they tend to change every other season.] Fun parody, 5s!

Pooh is my childhood and I've thought about doing something with them for years. Now seems to be the time to Pooh parody.

he he

McKludge, I'm not a privy on what is served at the White House, but I heard that fried chicken is the most popular meal. Imagine this, democrats trying to turn something as simple as chicken into a racial issue. Now, what if I said that Michelle Obama was fond of french fries, would the liberals imply that I'm making fun of the french? If I made a comment as to how many pizzas are delivered to the White House annually, would the dummycrats imply that I was making fun of Italians? Get over it people! I swear, those democrats are a bunch of whining babies and wimps!

Oh, come on, Andria! What the heck would you know about pacing? Every single one your parodies stink! Speaker Pelosi is dumb and the worst I've ever seen. Only a socialist would be satisfied with Princess Pelosi! Rob, I liked your comment about Odumba. I also thought the words "odumbanomics" and the "odumbinator" are quite hilarious. Maybe Webster's dictionary can put those in their newest edition- along with the word dummycrat. It might also be apropos to place Andria's picture right next to that word.

Opa!

ChristMAS! Christman works at McDonald's! ;D

This is truly in the Christman spirit. My cook has "Sandy Claws!" ;D

Oh well, at least it wasn't steroids...THIS TIME! ;D

This is suprekellafugi....soprecullafargle...sufracollifacile...this is good! ;D

And while you're at it, give me some baklava, Stavros! ;D

"If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him" - Voltaire. "If there were no Sarah Palin, it would have necessary for the left to invent to invent her" - Old Man Ribber. Good parody though. I give you 1s...15 of them (do the math). Levi Johnston might like this if somebody will read it to him. ;D

You certainly smoked this one! ;D

You are definitely "on a roll" with this offering! What next? Maybe "Little Barrows" by Leapy Lee? ;D

Thank you, Barry. I was afraid to attempt a write on this subject because my deeply-held feelings would turn any cleverness to vitriol. But editor Evan Thomas of Newsweek is at it again. Already America's foremost Obama idolitor ("...above the world, he's sort of God") he has weighed in with this memorable quote..."I cringe that he's a Muslim....with that label attached to him, it will get the right wing going. And it just, these things are tragic but this makes it much worse." Makes it much worse? Evan, tell that to the widows, orphans, and bereaved friends and comrades of the fallen! Arrogant self-important dirt bags using this to further THEIR political agendas, now THAT would be the WORST!

Maybe you could do a "Hungry Heart" parody as a sequel? "Everybody wants a healthy heart", etc. Since too many people these days _don't_ have a healthy heart.

"Leaving a trail of pee"...? Sorry, I don't quite understand of the significance of that line. But the rest of the song was quite good, have you been taking humor-enhancing substances?

THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!! The same song went through my head as I saw his pic!!!

555 heath code violation, and, hey, does he know my cook?: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/allmanbrothersband4.shtml

One of my ALL TIME favorite foods! I'm running out to get a $5.55 specail right now...

You've got a "Monday'r" from me, and well as fives!!!

I love that you have chosen a song about those creatures that comes from "Pooh"! ;D

Great protests for the unhealthy!!! Let's hope right decisions get made!

HORRIBLE little cancer sticks, but WONDERFUL little parody to drive(like nails in a coffin), the point across!!!

No "Airing Of Grievences", bu MANY thanks to Agri, Leo, bobpie(If you ever do catch Seinfeld, you have to watch that on called "The Strike"), Andria and the Lord of Stu!!!

this is sooooooooooooooooooo s***

(ABC) What! With Star Wars on the plasma screen and Ace Of Base rocking the woofers, how could that party fail? You should been partying like it was 1989! Funny story-telling Dave, and I loved the detail - 555

(ABC) wow, just excellent - I've tried many times to parody this and failed - tricky pacing - but you nailed it (sure knocked my abandoned "Losing My Best Pigeon" into a cocked hat) and funny to boot - great stuff Leo - 555

(ABC) ho ho ho, one of my favourite episodes of my all-time favourite show - how can this not get a place? I just love the idiocy of Festivus, and you captured it here Mark, and btw when it comes to idiocy, please, a little respect - for I am McArthur, Lord Of The Idiots (my second favourite George quote) - 555

(ABC) very clever idea, Ag, and clever use of the OS - got most of the gags, although some of the product names I don't get - of the club that worships your parodic powers, there are country and city members - I am a country member - yes, I'm sure you remember (phew, it's hard work pinching gags) - 555

(ABC) brilliant work and a great OS-get for the news item - esp. loved "Cause after hours of panic—The kid’s found in the attic!" - lol - there must be easier ways to get your own top-rating national family reality show - 555

(ABC) actually, I've always liked mauve thongs, Jack, and blue ones - oh and red, green, orange, lilac, chartreuse, tartan, turquoise, violet, sienna and cerise ones - not those lavender ones though - they make me puke. Actually Thong Sung Blue's not a bad idea. Well done, as you gradually exhaust the Alice in Chains body of work - 555

I like how, when looking for material about vertigo Matty, your mind went straight to hooters - love the "vertigo insanity" pun, and if Kim Novak had ever read this she would've been your eternal plaything - 555

(ABC) excellent, Guy - one of your very best (out of how many thousand?) - this goes thru to the ABC semis without dropping a set - oh, and just between you and me, I am the commenter who you didn't have a clue to (hee hee)

Good job. There's Christmas for the Christians, Hanukkah for the Jews, Kwanzaa for the African-Americans, and Festivus for the rest of us- not to mention 5s for Mr. Mark Scotti.

(ABC) yes, I still like this one, VamBobpie-er (three syllables, not four) - and I swear our house has gone up in value since that new late-night garlic-shop opened on the corner

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead

Red Sox Land III will be put on hold for now.

this isnt funny - but how does pelosi deserve " good " being said about her? being smart doesnt mean you wont steal tax $ from people to redistribute it for future votes or use it in a war for oil that cant be won while killing our soldiers. you know, those folks in uniform odumba promiced to bring home by now . . . hitler was smart too. pelosi agrees with everything odumba decrees and someone in parody land a few months back said that they are dissapointed and were fooled by odumbas odumbanomics. pelosi and the odumbinator are the same - dishonest shelfish power hungry liars. and to insult P. I. by saying someone can write better is an uncalled for personal assult. give him 1's and kick dirt on his opinions, but dont shoot the parodist.

the information in this parody is incorrect. if this are this bad, wouldnt all the loving honest integrity filled the liberals have a beef ? oh, wait, im sorry, its eggs, and the eggs are on thier faces. haw haw haw. here's 5 eggs for you. by the way, how bout those troops comming home and odumbas record military death toll in october.

i woulkd like like to make this to a music video so emial me at lalalaghollywood@aol.com if i cant or can

loved it