It's actually more like a quarter, the vast majority of which consists of the kind of government leeches who, if space aliens were to abduct them all for some kind of obscene experiment, would not be missed.

I think what I'm going to enjoy most is watching all you lazy government shirkers tearing each other limb from limb in food riots (and taking the pieces home to barbecue) once your EBTs stop working.

Didn't you know, Bella? Leftards are NEVER happy. That's why when they die, they go to Perpetual Grievance Heaven; a place where they're always weeping and gnashing their teeth over pretended injustices against themselves, much as they do now... except that there, they do it for all eternity.

I love it when goose-stepping leftards like Jeff Moron here project every aspect of their criminal-gang-masquerading-as-a-party onto a strawman caricature of their enemies, and then act as if their hypocritical assertions prove anything about anyone other than themselves.

I love it when conservatives think their strongest argument is "My guy may be a racist, misogynist, self-centered, incompetent, idiot, but on this one point he's not any worse than your guy."

Unlike the unpaid fed workers this one is on the money, Jeff. Alex - God, you are such a pointless moron.

Says Amiable Al.

And then there's the possibility that your 1's may be the result of posting some of the worst song parodies ever seen on this site.

Thanks for the comment. It makes me happy to know it makes you happy to think that my expecting Mueller to make me happy is sad. d;^) Now could you tell your friend with the 26 computers to get busy with my 1's? This is a contest, after all.

Bill gave White House interns pizza and a cigar.

Great. You give Mueller a 6-month deadline to make you very happy. But why do I have to hear this babble before that?

it's sad that you expect Mueller to make you very happy.

Just what the Mayo Clinic prescribed

Thanks CML. Yeah, was trying for a rhyme (or close) that'd fit there. I'll look at that

I'm a perverted person There aren't many things that I just HAVE to do But I Continue smelling I really want to let you smell the poo And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found out a Reason for me To Show of my bum you shouldn't see A Reason To Run around clean And that toilet is booze I'm horny cause I hurt you, it's something that I must smell with everyday And all the pain I put you through, I wish that I will smell again today And be the one who dresses Britney's beers, that's why I know that it's clear-- I'm a perverted person There aren't many things that I just HAVE to do And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found out a Reason for me To Show of my bum you shouldn't see A Reason To Run around clean And that toilet is booze I've found out a Reason To Show A Part of my bum you shouldn't know A Reason for all the poo And that toilet is booze Muahahahahaha

Ok. Not bad, not bad. Looks like only one of your lines is a little weak, (Teacher ... that stinks) but that's probably because you were struggling to find a rhyme. So let me educate the newbs again about a tool that really helps you, called "Rhymezone.com" ..... Other than that, this is pretty good. Now then, if you click on the "Derek and The Dominoes" link you'll see your song, and right underneath it is one of mine called "Mayo", where I lay bare my true feelings about mayonaisse

Ellipsis Moron would make a great art-punk band name.

I hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a shotgun blast Barney hits the floor No more purple dinosaur!

I enjoy the 2005 Super Princess Peach game as a kid.

Reminds me of the LeapFrog Talking Words Factory: Code Word Caper from 2004.

They've been at this for ten years also. That's like, boring, bruh.

It's called an ellipsis, moron.

Amiright Glossary ..... OS -- Original Song; the song that is being parodied. In your case it's "White Rabbit"

Nice little bit of satire here. I especially like how the OS itself is part of the satire, as it illustrates the Alice in Wonderland nature of the whole debate

@2Eagle, but we all know IBM begat HAL (::)). Nice job, Arch, very poetic. The intertextual connections between Bowie and outer space have been there throughout his career of course...and what a way to end it, with the WEIRDEST tune he ever did (with a very disturbing video if one cares to seek it out).

Simmer down there, Sparky. Ease up on that CAPS pedal, Slugger. That's one moron voting multiple times, and everyone who's been posting songs over the years knows it. So to whoever is doing this, you can see you are not getting the reaction you want. If you wanted to squelch Jeff, you're about ten years too late; he's been at this for ten years

You know I just realized the weird connection. Dave Bowman from movie. David Bowie the artist. Album is called Black Star. Movie is focused on Black monolith. And on goes the tin foil metal fedora.

I'm a perverted techie There aren't many things I wish I didn't do But I Continue yearning I really want to do windows To You And so I have to say before i go That I just want you to know I've Found a Reason To be Showing XPs are real seen The Reason To Run around Nude And That Reason is booze I'm horny cause I crashed you, That's something I remember everyday And all the pain I put you through, I wish that I will start it up today But I'm the one who starts out with the beer, That's why I know that it's clear-- I'm a perverted techie I really want to do windows To You And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found that XP is real great The part of me you shouldn't hate The reason for all I do And That Reason is booze I've Found a Reason To Show The part of me you shouldn't know The reason for all I do And That Reason is booze

HAL begat AT&T.

Thank's for clearing that up. I guess the story was older than I thought, since I heard about it last year.

Only the visible, popular parts, such as the museums and national parks.

HAHAHAHA------Look at all the 1's.....Must have REALLY pissed off the Trumpies in here! Well, that is EXACTLY what I set out to do...and more are coming, Trumpies!

Jonathan - why do you think Trump waited until there was a Democrat majority in the Senate before trying to get finance for his wall?

What is left to do is what is right to do. It will be done when it is done. And what in the Fruity Pebbles is a Gantt chart?

Half the government is shut down?

Please provide a Gantt chart of the Mueller stall. What is left to do and when will it be done?

Those old stories of people buy aligator young flushing them down the toilet and Alligators BIG BIG Aligators in the sewers of NYC

Were you saying 2 years ago that Mueller would save us in 2019?

Not Trump. "While the documents are incomplete, original government sources indicate $21 trillion in unsupported adjustments have been reported for the Department of Defense and the Department of Housing and Urban Development for the years 1998-2015."

TSA folks don't get my sympathy.

A hole would be something. Naw, it was... nothing!

...And it got bigger... and bigger... and bigger...

Individually, yes. Collectively speaking, however, she's from a party consisting mainly of old white dudes like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders.

Gentlemen, that's no way to talk about Washington DC!



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Oh, what am I saying? That's EXACTLY the way to talk about any Democrat-run cesspit like Washington DC!

Wouldn't she be called a jennyass? Hot pics, though.