Also, it should say "Watch me dance like Kirlia instead of Watch me dance like Gardevoir". Other than those two mistakes, it's a perfect example of how you make a parody.

Thank you, Peter. If I complete another Marvel song parody of a Madonna song before May 31st, then I will wait until May 31st to post it online

Hi from the future

Q. What kind of cat eats lemons? A. A sourpuss

Because Charles Manson and Fidel Castro is with him

THREE JEERS FOR HOLLYWOOD,THE LIBERAL WHINING HOLLYWOOD,WHERE ANY LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE CAN FIND TIME TO BAKE THEIR LITTLE PIE

^ I can certainly try, but can't guarantee. to accomplish this, I will be more than happy to keep taking yours and others' brilliant parody suggestions. all of my original parodies for this year, will be from the "Essential Earl Thomas Conley" album and there are 20 tracks on said album. of course, there's always the possibility of doing some holiday-specific ones when the time rolls around. (Thanksgiving/Christmas.) but yeah, I aim to please. so, the more requests, the better! :)

Awesome I love it

A parody maybe, but such a poignant and true story.

Brings back memories of white frosting and colored sprinkles. All the things I am not supposed to eat anymore. The flavors "to die for" have become "the flavors to die from".

Good parody, but you should have saved it for May 31!

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=57764.0

Huma Abedin, Vice Chair of Hillary's 2016 Campaign and "Cankles in a Pantsuit" is a nickname for Hillary Clinton.

"Oh my merciful stars, this was goofy!"--said Mrs. Twiddlebug.

Just how teensie weensie is this spider anyway?

Funny, even for a far right rant. I don't know what or who Huma is, and I don't get where Cankles comes from as a nickname for HRC, but you made me grin.

Dont always have to change the chorus, but if it is repeated four times, you really should. You gotta change stuff up continually to keep the humor going

Jon, try to reach 300 this year! You were on a roll last year and recently posted 5 in one day!

Pick up the strawberry mini donuts too! They're good :-))

He's a DEM and she never votes (according to her book I'm reading)!

Chuck and Amy, separated at afterbirth? 555

^ very well, both it is! :)

true, they ARE almost as good as zingers! I think I'll pick some up next walmart trip. Thanks, Rob!

I CANT STAND GRAPEFRUIT,DON'T CARE FOR COLLAGE CHEESE,I WANT RED MEAT,AND CREAMED PEAS,SOME MASHED POTATOES,WEARING BLUE LEAN PANTS,LISTEN TO ME,GIVE PIZZA A CHANCE

Great stuff- 555! How utterly true and pathetic. McCain is Anti-Trump and Anti-Republican!

Jon, take both. I always have new ideas for that OS! GL!

Around $2.50 a box! lol! No, they're zebra striped mini cakes with cream filling. Almost as good as Zingers! Ask Jon.

What are Zebra Cakes?

What do you expect from the Long Island pig? Fat Amy is a vulgar tramp. Good parody though! 5s

And what a mess when the john gets clogged and backs up all over the floor

^ thanks for the warning! I think I'll just stick to plain ol' cola for now...

^ hrm... now I'm conflicted on which version would be best... Rob, you up for taking one, while I take the other? otherwise, I'll just do both, as both are such excellent suggestions!

well, now I'm hungry for Zebra Cakes! 5s

wow! 5s

Thanks Matthias! I will see if I can come up with another Marvel parody of a Madonna song

Agreeance with anyreader. Try to change the chorus more often.

Great work on this one! Love the Hulkster and this was a great tribute to him! HULK SMASH!!!

This was funny...not many people remember Don Music (although I must admit, he was too much of a violent character--a very bad example to set for children on how to deal with frustration!). I wish you had done it all about Sesame Street, not about Leap Frog (not just because I know very little about it), but I totally got your sweet nod to Richard Hunt--and you did the dialogue, too, that's always a plus!

Very good effort from a newbie

A total snackfest! 5's

Congrats to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on their Royal Wedding--now the Duke and Duchess of Success...er, Sussex!

My wife got the ginger lime one for on the way home. I took one taste and threw it right out the window. If they tested these flavors before going to market it must have been administered them to the test subjects as an enema.

Or... or... a wannabe competitive eater?

^ dark... I like it! will do!

thanks! and good joke, mate!

^ glad you liked it! I believe that show's at least partially responsible for making me the sick b*st*rd I am today! I completely agree that they should make new ones, what with Nickelodeon's interest in reviving their '90s properties! of course, they'd have to have the twisted mind of John Kricfalusi behind it all!

^ thank you so much!

Hey Jon, maybe you could do "The Final Chowdown" about a death row inmate's last meal! Just a thought ;-)

Q: What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
A: Where is the bar tender?

Get it? Tender! (Bad pun) 5's on the parody!

I never heard if this show until you brought it up. Saw a few episodes on YouTube. What a sadistic blast! I hope they make new episodes! 5-5-5!

Jonathan, I luv your parodies! ❤❤❤

Yankees signed Jeter out of HS, not from another team

Still true today. Wonderful

The reason I chose Britney Spears was because she represents an easily recognizable part of White pop culture. Who better to do the Ebonics with? Except maybe Taylor Swift (Southern Barbie)!

SOME SEE'S AL GORES DUMMY,BETTER GO AND CALL YOUR MUMMY,BLUES CLUB,OBAMA FALS AND GOSE SPILLIN,HE FELL DOWN AND LOST HIS GOLD FILLIN,BLUES CLUB,

I'm not sure Jon, but avoid the Fiesty Cherry. It leaves a nasty taste in your throat. Twisted Mango ,OTOH, tastes decent enough. Fruity.

multi-flavors like the blood orange and all? not yet. do they make those in the Splenda variety? if so, I may have to give it a whirl...

Thanks Jonathan! I'm looking forward to making more parodies (and, maybe, more collabs)!

Out here in northern California, Coca-Cola Life is sold at Target only. I don't know why, but Walmart doesn't carry it yet... btw, have you tried the Coke Diet multi-flavors yet? They're in smaller cylindrical cans like Pepsi 1883. Out here there are horizontal tray racks running below the 2 liter bottles or in front by the registers in the mini-fridges.

D.IX is actually worse, that's why the American Journal of Medicine did not publish all the ingredients. In October 1945, the Waffen SS and German Army would have been on it. Millions of pills had already been manufactured and the Waffen SS did field trials. The Japanese had an equivalent called Purple Haze, but I've never heard where it came from. The Japanese made the most methamphetamines during WW2. Germany was second...

Yes I remember the parody on 2SM. My father thought it was very funny as did I. I clearly remember the line “with tread on the inside” but unfortunately that is all I remember. It is a pity there is not a YouTube clip of it. I was just listening to the Paul McCartney version today and the Mulligans Tyres version always pops into my head, so I decided to do an internet search for the parody.

Henry - sure did, mate! he had originally aspired to be a painter, before deciding to go into music, after his time in the army.
Rob - well Rob, after you've educated me on so many topics via parodies, just consider this as returning the favor! ETC should get more exposure. truly one of (and in my opinion, THE) most talented country singer(s) ever! also, 5s for that termite joke! :)

Rob - lately I've taken to buying the Splenda version of Diet Coke. being since, unlike Pepsi, they actually still give that, as an option! Coca Cola Life (the one with Stevia) is also pretty good!
Jeff - cheers, mate!

John Melville - "laughably bad?" "awful song?" them's fightin' words! nah, I kid. but it truly is my favorite song! (then again, I like "Achy Breaky Heart" so, don't go by me.) to each their own, right?
Rob - yes indeedy! they questioned the White House doctor on giving Trump a clean bill of health, when their precious princess Hillary has been the one falling, spazzing out and having coughing fits! also, I heard that she got drunk and started beating on some secret service men that were with her, when the election results were announced. and HE doesn't have the temperament for office? sure thing, Hil...

Rob - thanks, mate!
Jeff - thank you, pun and all!

Ben - thanks, mate!
Rob - as mentioned in the parody, the show had aired on teennick's Nicksplat block (a nostalgic block of '90s Nick shows.) very recently. however was pulled, shortly after Kricfalusi was accused of "sexual misconduct." (translation: everyone else is riding this metoo gravy train, so why not?) and unfortunately, I don't believe it still airs anywhere. however, there are DVD sets available, if you ever feel up to buying the show. thanks for the 3 5s and "Happy Happy Joy Joy" to you, too!

awesome! you're back! nice to see this collab completed. you did a first-rate job on your part, mate! 5s I'll be looking forward to more! (more parodies of those awesome '80s tunes!) welcome back!
P.S. Happy (belated) 13th! :)

POP! goes this parody! 5's

I dew believe I'll give this 5s!

Shiiiiiiiiiit! (Golly!)

Hook me up with some Merlin (bad pun)! 5's

I don't know much about ETC or his music, but I know about termites, so 555!
Q: What does a termite eat for breakfast?
A: Oak-meal!

I haven't seen "Ren & Stimpy" in a long time Jon. Do you know if it still airs? Anyway, "Happy, happy, Joy, joy" - 555!

Thanks guys! You’re both amazing 🤩! Just saying though, Jonathan did a TON of the heavy lifting, and without him, this parody wouldn’t even exist! Again, sorry for the hiatus and there are more parodies coming soon! You can suggest some ideas in the comments below!

There are so many soda choices now, but Coke and Pepsi still dominate! I like both, but Diet Coke and Coke No Sugar rule! 555 sips!

Good choice, Jon! Hillary has been falling down alot lately. She seems visibly sick or disturbed! She was hysterical the night of the election when Trump won (and probably drunk too)! 555!

Did you know that ETC sang in the Army? It's where he got his start. Not in Nashville.

You nailed it! 5's

Refreshing, like the drink- 555!

If you looked at your last entry before this, you'll have noticed that the offending comments were removed by Admin. That happened within 24 hours of their first appearance. You were being harassed by a truly vicious troll who has plagued this site off and on since mid-2013. Hopefully, if if happens again, Admin will intervene quicker

Great song to parody. Easy to do and the OS lyrics are laughably bad. I just looked at a video of OS with accompanying lyrics for the first time. i only thought i knew how awful this song was. i had no idea

It's not easy being green! Reading this I figure we all oughta cut back on GMO (Genetically Engineered Foods) before it's too late.

I have a books-I-want-to-read-one-day list that stretches deep enough to be considered in part a retirement bucket project. Matthias may want to pray that the following book from that list never, ever, never are being made into a movie:

https://www.amazon.com/Clowns-Tim-McBain-ebook/dp/B01M3UYOO1/

Glad to see you are back in form. You are the type of artist here that I will go out of my way to read while listening to the YouTube video (because I never heard of this tune), just so I can enjoy it. So no rating until I get home from work.

Great job, once you get past the odd forced pronunciation of "photosynthesis" and "metamorphosis" to fit the pace. Kind of a Edgar Allan Poe/Franz Kafka vibe going there, the varied details fit the song's mood while still being silly. (Kafka you might know wrote a story titled "Metamorphosis" about a guy who turns into a cockroach).

These are probably the best lyrics on this topic I ever read or heard. You made almost every line a gag (literally and figuratively!).

Quit clowning around! This one was funnier than any clown I’ve seen before but to be fair I am terrified of them

I want to say that this STINKS SO BAD! But it’s actually quite enjoyable. Very fun take on this song especially when your bad breath gets you out of a speeding ticket.