This is getting really tiresome this board fight against a brief moment of a radio broadcast very few people actually know or care about. I have screenshotted this page, dear website administrators, so the stupidity of this fight can be preserved permanently should you decide to take it down. There are nearly 50 comments about this stupid singular moment from all you guys. That’s more than the average number of posts in a single political flame war seen here. It even got a mention that there haven’t been any new parodies in three days because of this fighting and the Gary MacNamara nonsense. As stated, I have screenshotted this page so in case it gets deleted anyone can read how stupid this really is. Cheers. https://archive.is/c2l7t

One day when I was watching the movie "Alice, Sweet Alice", Brooks Shield gave me an erection...that scene she went smoking hot!

You know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. [gets up and leaves]

You know what, Father from Family Circus? All you do is judge other people. Every day, in the funnies, all you do is judge. Why don't you shut your g**d**n mouth for once and go home and **** your wife in the face?!

It’s important to acknowledge the importance of important things like forty-six comments about an important moment in education that no one else has ever heard of, yet is just as important as the important attacks on important college campuses in the country. Seriously, forty-six comments and you can’t comprehend the importance of a two-syllable exclamation? I’d say be glad the story even exists. That’s right, your all-important Dad From Family Circus just gave you an all-around important lesson regarding the importance of an important moment in education that no one else has ever heard of, yet is just as important as the important attacks on important college campuses in the country. Important, ain’t it? Why don’t you just admit the importance of it? I guess the circle that this cartoon world is squeezed into is too small for comprehension of these issues.

Sorry everyone, I apologize for all this stupidity. Ever since he’s stopped taking his medication, Gary thinks he’s this Wild West cowboy with a cheerleader girlfriend. Is there even one person on the planet who would want to hang around with this idiot? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh BTW, his stupid high school story has been taken completely out of context. Not surprised considering the blatant stupidity so obviously displayed here on this forum. Where’s the dad from Family Circus when you need him?

YEE-HOWDY!!!!! Looks like we got a fightin’ goin’ on in our comments here, Cowboy Erick Harley. We better start shootin’ our water guns at him them there Phil Ossifer. C’mon, show us your poopsack where we cans see it. There’s stupidity in them that Phil Ossifer, Miss Sally Morgan. Hold on right here while I go with all my Cowboy Might against that stinkin’ Phil Ossifer. I love you, Sally. LET’S GET ‘EM, ERIC. YEE-HAAaAaAaAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!11!!1!11!ONEONEELEVENTY!!! *Gary McNamara dies after being shot in the heart by Phil Ossifer.*

^^^^^This was not meant to be racist.

Au Contraire, Random guy, lé Donald Trump eez worse than H¡tler and Gary McNamara entwined! Unless Putin walks in ze room, then ze room smells like Linberger cheese. About that Gary McNamara, his cowboy lines are not, how you say, “Humoreese”. How duz ze American audience put up with this cowboy nonsense. I would deeleever a block of Linberger cheese to drop on Gary’s doorstep. And ze zhall see, how the activities of Pierre Pull-Over Diapers can work wonders against that Ragtime Cowboy Gary. Oui, Oui! In Pareé, ZIS IS HOW WE SPEEK!!! God bless Napoleon!!!

Typical brainless response. Looks like your managed to poop yet another mix of random words and sentences (which I couldn’t even comprehend). Question: since this was probably literally pooped out, how’dja get it past your head? The other day someone tried to teach me how to tie my shoes, and after three hours of lessons I could not do it. Lastly, Gary McNamara will love to be with me and can draw coloring books with me in the afterlife. With a hot-dang cowboy like him maybe he can teach me how to tie my shoes and add childish cowboy humor. But I seriously doubt it.

So you want me to show more effort and creativity when I reply to you - someone who is incapable of putting forth the slightest trace of effort or creativity. Let me know if the stupidity of that ever sinks in. Have I ever listened to either of the songs you've parodied? Nope, can't say that I have, and I don't see it happening in either of our lives either. You may keep your dusty geezer gems all to yourself. There is no surprise about your 'tard anthem since you already admitted it's been blocked. Darrrrr. You have no idea what I actually listen to but I'll bet even you could figure out what I go out of my way to avoid. "Troll-attacks career"? I already told you I have a career (and a great one). The stuff I do on here is merely an avocation. Curious: do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. I know you admire talk show hosts, but I'd bet Gary McNamara would do his level best to avoid being anywhere near you.

Combined with who? You sound as senile as Joe Biden. I'll probably have an easier time saying "Madame President" (if that happens, it might, it might not) than you will saying "Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre"

The fact that a philosopher like yourself, who uses virtually the same attack variations ev’ry day, sometimes multiple times, would bring up a post that doesn’t have an attack against Gary McNamara may be the smartest thing I’ve ever seen you post. Serious question: have you even listened to a second of any of the songs I’ve parodied? I’ll be glad to share a list of songs that were supposed to be on the board this week, but haven’t because ChuckyG has likely taken a personal vacation. You may be surprised when you don’t see my “‘tard anthem” listed. Maybe you could actually take time off from your ’tard postings and listen to Herbie Kay for once, other than what other crap you may listen to on a daily basis. I wish you well with your troll-attacks career. Simple as the day is long…

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

I never died. Creeping Irrelevance was just a nickname I stole from a Tumblr blog because G&GBF was blocked for a while. As for you, does commenting stuff like this fulfill some higher purpose in your life? Seems like you could do better. Darrrrrr.

As I’ve explained multiple times, the vast majority of comments on here are actually from Creeping Irrelevance, who took over the ‘tard song carpet bombing when GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan died. He thinks it’s clever to follow his entries with stuff written under other people’s names to deflect criticism from himself. With the exception of a couple entries, the comments above under variations of Phil Ossifer and Captain Obvious are from the ‘tard king. I used to enjoy this site when the majority of entries were from talented, funny people. At this point I wouldn’t care if Chuck (or whoever) just shut it down.

Trump is worse than Adolf Hitler combined!

if the final posted parody on amiright is "Grump's Guilty" by eeL, that's a good way to go out, but it would be nice to get at least a couple more weeks of life out of the site.

Won’t you two just get a room already?

Funny you mention that, Observer. I submitted parodies on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (6 Gary entries and one for BAKTWD) and they haven’t showed up obviously. In all likelihood ChuckyG has probably not published anything since Tuesday because he’s afraid to let the public know about the Gary McNamara story. This despite the fact that he allowed “Rhythm Steps”, plus the Boy Scouts on TV chronology to be on here for a year and a half. And I’m totally not taking a single brief moment of a radio broadcast out of context.

Hmm, I wonder why. I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the Gary McNamara fecalfest that has been plaguing this site recently. As might be expected of a dimwit, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan is back posting under other members’ names and constantly referring to an event no one even knew about. Maybe he should refer to the rules of the website. You know, the same rules that allow for a certain user to constantly repeat a high school anecdote and pawn that off as the most virtuous thing ever, yet do nothing to stop political flame wars or false board votes.

No parody updates since the 23rd. Looks like this site has finally run its course and the bogus votes certainly did not help.

Hey G&GBF: You just parroted that same line a couple days ago. I've left dozens of great comments for you and your boyfriend Irrelevant Creeping, so stealing something of mine that you haven't used before shouldn't be all that tough. Then again, I'm addressing a 'tard whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his 'tard anthem.

As anyone who has lived in AZ for a picofraction of a nanosecond expected, the Arizona legislature just nullified the legality of the 1864 abortion law. No new law has been crafted yet, but most likely the usual 3 month limit for abortion, as AZ is a little bit right of center, which is why Dems are obliged to cheat to win statewide or elections for President or Senator

Wow AmIRighters, things must have been really slow at Bring A Kid To Work Day™ if you’ve got the time to drop ‘turd comments and supply commentary that benefits none of us. I’m guessing they ran out of crayons and glitter and told you unforgiving parents to take care of your kids yourselves.

So whats new at Cowboy Gary McNamara's Pathological Hate-filled Sh*t Show? Why, if it isnt .. not just one, but THIRTY-FOUR foaming at the mouth hatefest comments .. Gee, wonder what would happen if I submitted a parody entitled "Screw You, Cowboy Gary by Eurhythmics" Im guessing it would get me branded as someone who is ... Wait for it ... FILLED WITH HATE!!!!. Meanwhile what you're doing is, what?.. an attempt to open channels for meaningful dialogue? .. LOL

Hey Gary HackNamara, do you realize your “Yee-haw!” moment is advocating globalist policies that will destroy the rights Americans take for granted? But yeah, Biden’s the “problem”.

This comment section has devolved into a wretched, hateful, troll-infested cesspool that is dragging down the entire site. Curse you, Gary McNamara.

This website has been utter crap since the bogus Gary McNamara obsession started appearing. All we get is the daily crap from Duc4AmiRight, and the_conqueror_of_parodies to name but a few. Go ahead and delete this page if you wish website administrators, but just to let you know I have screenshotted this page so if it gets deleted I'll just post it elsewhere. Cheers.

I’ve been following this little p¡ss¡ng match from the beginning, and I thought I’d share a few thoughts. Gary McNamara is the most racist radio host in America and his stupid cracker “Yee-Haw” line is evidence of his white supremacy. Like stupid high school teenagers do, he thought it would be cool if he acted like a cowboy on his last day of high school ’cause that’s what his parents taught him to be like. Everyone knows that cowboys and Indians is racist and prejudiced against Native Americans. Also, he was likely having love acts against the cheerleader he was obsessed with on the football team. Most likely a white girl, too. The fact that he remains proud of this stupid line half a century later is proof that he is racist and stupid. Maybe I should send a bag of dog poop to WBAP in Dallas to mark it, “To Cowboy Gary.” I bet he’s well and full aware that people all across the Internet are mocking him for his stupid-ass cow-boy line. He said that line on his last day before “the real world” and never matured a day beyond it mentally. Joe Biden should kick Gary in the rear end for saying that instead of giving him the Medal of Freedom as some idiots on here have suggested. And as always, I’m totally not projecting.

Once again folks — you all devote more time & effort complaining about the existence of this high school story than it took for Gary McNamara to reprise it. You are also all taking it out of context. He precedes the “Yee-haw” line in a radio broadcast with: “When I went to high school, there were people I know that were incredibly sad that it’s over. I WAS LIKE…” He used “Yee-haw” as a way of expressing HOW HE FELT during his high school graduation, in contrast to his friends. But someone on here took it out of context and made a false narrative of it. He is even calling it “the greatest thing to have ever happened in the halls of education”, or something like that.

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at perpetuating the memory of my 110% real and totally not made up cowboy high school story, but it’s really not a homage to me if you don’t stick to the eight high school cliques I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people can’t get enough of my Sally Morgan story, the wonders of licking toads or the joy of lying to everyone about a completely misunderstood radio moment, not to mention the others of course. Don’t make me come back there.

Seriously? 27 stupid comments about this high school tale entry that has no substance to the site anyway? This is just as absurd, if not more so than the political BS we see here weekly. I’m screenshotting this page so if these comments are removed, it will still be documented as a sign of how far this site has fallen. I am disappointed in all of you. If you have a grievance with each other contact each other directly and leave us alone!

Unlike you, my intention was never to bludgeon everyone with the same topic ad nauseam. It’s obvious I hate the “Yee-haw!!”/Gary story, I despise the fact that all you do is add made-up details so you can pretend it’s the greatest and most virtuous thing ever, then act offended when others (not just me) say they’re tired of the story. OTOH, I’ve told my kids all about you and they think you’re a big bad meanie. Lastly, I think you meant to say “post witty and logical criticisms against stupidity from entries like yours.”

And just like you did at the beginning, you make no mention whatsoever of the topic of this parody: Gary McNamara’s got a bridge he’d like to sell you. Anyone who refuses to acknowledge the greatness of the original moment should be tested. Still playing with the kids on Bring a Kid to Work Day? I’m sure you’ve told your kids how wonderful I am as a person, or maybe you’ve said the opposite. I bet they’ll follow your path and post attack variants against humor when they grow up, Like Phil Ossifer, like son.

CML, I think you’re mistaken. Other than having his ‘tard anthem blocked (finally) I see no evidence that he’s ever been “slapped down” or told to dial it back, let alone stop. Until someone of influence gives Chucky a big enough nudge, this will be an every day occurrence. My goal is to just keep pointing out who is actually doing it.

Typical brainless response. You obviously posted it before I commented. From what I’ve gathered from my day so far, it’s “Obvious” I’ve accomplished more with my kids at work today than you ever have in your entire life. The fact that you use words without knowing what they mean is further proof you’re too stupid to function in normal society. Still jerking off over the Gary thing again? Oh, I forgot to mention that playing “Rhythm Steps” 7,000 times was part of your daily routine. Pretty much explains your obsession with the same old song.

This hilarious bit by Bill Maher is what inspired what eeL sent to whatfreaks: tiny.cc/jerk-2 ; can someone guess which Doors song he parodied?

Whoops, sorry I took time out of your kid-filled office day for you to provide yet another “commentary”. If that’s the dumbest you can come up with, I wouldn’t doubt your kids could provide something even dumber. And you provided countless examples of racism when you decided that the Gary McNamara story was stupid, ridiculous and evil, without even bothering to read what the story was about. Racism means when you race to be the first one to provide an idiotic commentary, hence my tagline, “this was not meant to be racist”. Are you black? Do you find the final high school acts of a Caucasian talk show host to be “offensive”? I bet you fantasize about eating Gary McNamara’s poop every night. “Yee-haw!!!”, m****rf***er.

So once again, you are doing the same stupid **** as you've done innumerable times before. You get slapped down for flooding the site with 5 to 6 ridiculous "parodies", then you lay low, then you try one or two submissions to overwhelmingly hostile response .. and then you flood the zone again with this madness. Where do you get the idea that this is welcome? Are you trying to destroy this site? And if so, why are you being allowed to do this?

Gotta admit, all the commentary you copied, parsed, pasted and edited etc above is the most effort you’ve ever put into anything. That said, any originality therein stems from the stuff I originally wrote, but you did surprise me. I assumed your day chart was pretty much 1) Poop 1a) not in your pants *Bonus* 2) Copy/paste/post 3) Write and post commentary for above. 4) Congratulate yourself for a day well spent. Other points: the kids have been here and are familiar with how things work. They have found lucrative careers in other fields and I’m more than happy for them. Can you provide one instance where I exhibited racism? Pretty sure you’re gonna strike out here. Lastly, Phil Ossifer is a pun, something you’re obviously unfamiliar with.

^^^^^Captain Obvious (Phil Ossifer) surprising no one by failing to understand the historical and educational significance of Gary McNamara’s last day of high school. The fact that he even graduated from high school is proof that he’s smarter than Phil Ossifer. Again, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?

This has become ridiculous, you’re fighting over a high school graduation moment that has no relevance whatsoever. It’s stuff like this along with the political flame wars and the voting system hacking by the_conqueror_of_parodies that is bringing this site down the tube. All we seem to get now are these silly “Gary” parodies. Who gives a crap about what he said on his last day of high school?

If GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan submitted anything to WhatFreaks, then we should be glad that they haven’t been published. Most likely they’re all multiple variants of Rhythm Steps from his Best-Song-Evarrr franchise. The other day he even admitted he would make a parody obsession out of what I would have for breakfast in the morning. As you can tell by his most recent subject matter, a high school moment no one else has ever heard of is apparently the greatest and most virtuous thing ever, while the war in Israel gets nothing from him. That lack of an ability to understand basic news stories should tell us all we need to know about him.

^^^^^KingOfAllCopy-Bots (Creeping Irrelevance) surprising no one by posting comments under another name.

Shows what you know. Bring a Kid to Work Day is the worst “calendar day” the government has ever had, with the exception of January 6th. I didn’t take my kids to work today and I’ve got a lot accomplished today. I had chocolate pancakes at IHOP this morning, is that going to be your new obsession? Seems fair since you insist on doing the Gary thing for every entry now. Oh BTW, one plus one equals two. That question takes so little effort, everyone can understand it, yet I’m hardly surprised that you can’t figure that out.

Wow, I had no idea you could read minds. At least it’s an interesting departure as regards commentary. 1 + 1 = 11, by the way. Did you bring your kids to work today? Show them how smart you are by showing how Daddy Phil Ossifer can’t get anything accomplished ’cause he spends all his time responding to my entries. Maybe let the U.S. Department of Inferiors know.

Wow, how original. Another verbatim copy from G&GBF. I couldn’t help but notice you claimed to know the answer to 1 + 1, but couldn’t provide it for us. Honestly, no one on here would be surprised to learn that you not only didn’t know what number comes after ten, it would never occur to you to find out. Darrrrr, indeed.

whatfreaks got divested from Chuck some time ago. I don't think anyone moderates it any longer, it's just sitting in the aether. Which I suspect will happen to THIS place down the line. I am in the process of printing out my parodies before it gets dismantled.

This is rich. I have yet to see you give a logical explanation for your offense over a cowboy line from half a century ago, and you’re suggesting I’m stupid? Labeling you as a philosopher is tantamount to saying the moon landing was real. As regards math questions, one plus one is one of the few questions I can actually comprehend. I can’t count past five without the help of my fingers, and I can only go up to ten. I’m not sure what comes after that. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?

I do too know what “xenophobia” means. It’s means I’ve pleased my interrogators. In all honesty, I enjoy pointing out that the only skill you have is copy/pasting from a keyboard made for special needs students. Enlighten us, how does a person like you go about solving the math question, “What is one plus one”? Pretty sure you’d respond with, “I just don’t know.” Or, how about explaining abstract concepts like learning how to sign your name or drawing within the lines of a coloring book. Sure, it’ll take years, but you don’t seem to have much else to occupy your time.

Awwww, whaddamatter? Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t justify your hate against Gary McNamara anymore? To be honest, I’m not surprised how offended you are over a +/- 50 year old story. Probably jellyous that Gary M. did more on his last day of high school than you have in your entire life. I bet you don’t even know what “racism” or “xenophobia” even means. I don’t even know how to solve a first-grade math question, tie my shoes or draw inside the lines of a coloring book, and this is the thanks I get. Anyway, keep posting the same attack variations every day. It can only get sadder and your audience’s respect for you will shrink exponentially.

I keep calling the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records about the number of times I’ve spread racism and xenophobia against a double-digit IQ poster, but just like everyone else here, no one is interested. I don’t care. I like repetition because it means I don’t have to think, and it’s pretty obvious I’m fairly limited in that capacity. Darrrrr…

Looks like AmIRight is done submitting entries for the week. Was scheduled to have entries put here yesterday and to-day, but I don’t see that happening. Hmmm, don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’. If that’s would you consider commentary, a Joe Biden speech would amuse you for weeks. And for the record, no, I won’t turn what you had for breakfast this morning into a “three month long obsession”.

“Triggered”? If not for you bludgeoning this stupid “Yee-haw!!” story into the ground every day, no one else here would have ever heard of it. It doesn’t surprise me that you can’t comprehend how trite it actually is, but suffice it to say there’s probably not enough bandwidth to explain why it’s neither creative nor genius. Just like what you did with the Boy Scouts on TV fixation and “Rhythm Steps”, you’re now resorting to using the same topic ad nauseam. I’d be scared to relate what I had for breakfast this morning for fear that you’d turn it into a three month-long obsession. Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can’t do better.

I do not understand what the word “veracity” means or why you felt the need to include it in your “comment”, but you most assurdedly did NOT justify your stupid behavior above. We all know beyond any reasonable doubt that you’re triggered by Gary McNamara acting like a cowboy at his high school graduation. If you’ve got more attack variations planned against his trademark line, blow ‘em out your ass. I don’t want to hear it. Lastly, taking your kids to work tomorrow for Bring a Kid to Work Day? I ask because that will give you a reason to focus on them rather than my comments for the day. Just curious, do I haunt you in your sleep, or is that just your brain telling you to accept the fact that I’m right, and you’re wrong? Seems like you could do better.

Y’know, when I first read this “Jism Strokes” parody five minutes ago, my first thought was NOT “How does the liberal mind-controlling bias of NPR affect me and my way of living?” No, it was, ironically enough, “How can we gain new perspectives on the Best-News-Station-EVARRR franchise via the instrumentality of the 200th parody of a song no one else has ever heard of?” Easier than trying to comprehend what “NPR” stands for, anyway. I get stuck after, “N…”

This is getting really tiresome; these pointless political arguments that bring nothing but antagonism to this site. I may have a double-digit IQ but at least I refrain from politics in my comments/entries. Oh BTW, I submitted some entries to WhatFreaks in December 2022, and they still haven’t showed up. If (and a BIG *if*) they do update WhatFreaks, they better not post 600 entries from eight years worth of unpublished parodies. Maybe just do eight-ten entries every seven days for a couple of months (for brevity’s sake, they should not publish any submissions from 2016-2021, since they’re likely no longer relevant today)

NPR: Necessitating Perpetual Repetiton. Simple as the day is long… http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/herbiekayhisorchestra70.shtml

Haha, joke’s on you ‘cuz I already know. In the “Rhythm Steps” case it means “Needless Perpetual Repetition”. That BlueNews is bound to get you…

“Too stupid to admit how trite it actually is?” I’m a model of constinsency. I’ve had the same stance since the day you churned out your first Gary entry. And even for a mental patient as yourself, how can you not realize that 99% of his “story” was made up by you? All he actually provided was the “Yee-haw” which you used for the basis of a false narrative. If that’s how dumb you are in person, imagine how stupid your spermatozoa must be. Pretty sure they wouldn’t know how to swim, let alone generate a functioning human being.

Tomorrow is Bring a Kid to Work Day. So tomorrow, “Let’s Be Thankful” for one thing: No unfunny, b*ll$&!t “parodies” from Herbie Kay…or from us, for that matter.

It's a shame they didn't show Brooks Shield's body after it was lit on fire in that scene, she's smoking hot!

You most assuredly did not write most of the comments. The vast majority were just copied from my previous postings. Also, I couldn't help but notice that you ignored my question above. As far as "triggered" goes, that's laughable. My intention is strictly to point out who's actually submitting this garbage, despite your attempts to hide behind other people's names. Lastly, I have no doubt as to the veracity of your last sentence.

You know who needs to be humble? Trump, the least humble person of all. Unless Putin walks in the room. Then, the heel heels.

When I gave a parody all ones, I put my name on it and I admit it. I admit it here! This parody not only stinks, it lies. Biden not only put words together today, announcing the Ukraine and Israel aid bill, he put a coalition together to get it passed. He got Mitch McConnell and Mike Johnson to do the right thing for their country. The only losers were Putin, Hamas and Trump. Of course, eventually, there WILL be a time after Biden. Start practicing saying "Madame President," so you'll be ready for Kamala Harris in 2029.

It is so pitifully small to pose as another using the exact same name. Show some creativity.

State legislatures which are all blue are very cool. Totally blue news orgs also rock. NPR could stand for "no pricky red"?

The real eeL didn't make the comment that he's the best author ever. He did consider posting his "Star On Amiright" parody as "Best On Amiright" but decided on the more humble theme.

Whenever eeL submits something, the comments sections may or may not have eeL posing as someone else to make things interesting. I really don't think he even believes anything he have been writing.

I find it so sexy how you always clean out the cookies to leave your bogus votes!

I rule this website! That’s why I get so many 111 votes (courtesy of the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies). I am the best EVER author there is!

Why pawn your offense over a brief moment of a radio broadcast on someone else? Too stupid to admit how trite it actually is? Apparently you no better than Gary M. himself. Darrrrrr.

Philster, please. Anyone who’s taken a look at the “geezer song” parodies/comments from the past three months knows, beyond reasonable doubt, that I wrote them. I’m also the one who started the Gary M. “obsession”, in hopes that I would trigger you yet again. Looks like it worked again. As regards IQ scores, I’ll let you know I don’t know how to tie my shoes, drive a car, or operate a microwave and I’m proud of it.

I wish I could say it's nice to have my point so well-proven, but it isn't.

something eeL tried to post recently was apparently deemed too sexual for amiright, so he tried to submit it to the sister site WhatFreaks. that site doesn't show any new submissions for 8 years. can someone cue Chuck or whoever runs that to check their inbox.

Now now children…

I was trying to integrate the issues in Canada and the US. The overlap is there.

Well done AV, that pretty much describes the last 8.5 years of Canada right there.

Phil Ossifer didn’t fall for anything. You fellated that idiot for who knows how long and you can’t even remember what he died of? He told us it was complications from ingesting pool cleaning supplies. As for your IQ score, look closer. I’m betting there’s a decimal in there somewhere.

Why pawn that off on somebody else? Too stupid to look up a radio station’s address?

So why do MAGA and the notorious vote inflator waste their time hanging out here? I'd like to read some of the parodies they've posted - if any.

Besides Biden is the best president since Carter, stop being jellyous of his success!

You conveniently didn't mention Linda Terhune. To paraphrase your Orange Fuehrer, "there are awful people on both sides."

With him having such a cakewalk for an election, he wont be gone until having done another term. This country deserves better than these candidates

If you think THAT's bad, just wait until you're homeless and starving too!

THEIR DEAD JIM

Brooks Shield's underaged corpse in Alice Sweet Alice makes me go hard!

News at 11:00!

It never offered any such. This site's been full of this unfunny political B.S. pretty much from its inception. The only difference nowadays is that Willie Tong and the other unfunny DemoKKKrat shills who used to plague this site with their political drivel are all mostly either dead or (probably) drooling away what little remains of their pathetic existences in overcrowded and underfunded nursing homes somewhere.

Incessant spittle-spewing political "parodies" and the vitriolic diss-course which invariably accompanies them has killed the fellowship and joy that participating in this website once offered.

OK, I guess it’s obvious — I never truly died from my “shoe glue” ingestion back in February. The fact that Phil Ossifer fell for this false story speaks volumes, right down to my brief use of the name “Creeping Irrelevance”, which I stole from a Tumblr blog. As it happens, I recently took an IQ test and the results came back as 72. Not bad for someone who reportedly “threw a temper tantrum over the fact that I couldn’t post my ‘tard anthem anymore”. I thought it would have been lower. Then again, I’m addressing a “philosopher” whose greatest pleasure in life is acting offended over a +/- 50-year-old high school story.

Eyeah... so, you may remember that little comment a few months ago that said (in part) "George&GermaineBriantFan died today of the effects of a caustic ingestion." Can any of you kids say "We lied!" to the home audience out there? I knew you could. Did you really think I fooled anybody?

Agrimorfee, if possible, please send a copy of this entry (and others like it) to Gary McNamara. Anyone who takes that much pride in a high school story such as this is not even worthy of a participation trophy, let alone hosting a national talk show. Therefore, if he truly realized how stupid it actually is, then he would admit fault and leave Red Eye Radio for the sake of his country. As my now-dead boyfriend George&GermaineBriantFan would have said, “Let’s do 300 parodies on the same songs and topics until Gary McNamara realizes how funny I’m being”. To which Gary M. would have just said, “Yee-doggies!!!”

Not counting all those the Democrats favors that is.

Grump has been getting way better treatment than 99% of us would get. We'd have been jailed long ago for his gag order violations.

Dont take offense, Random Guy. Thats not an insult One of your fellow parodists is simply quoting Joe Biden. In fact, he's trying to give you a compliment

Of course Trump is guilty of these things. When you are pulling totally novel legal theories out of your sigmoid colon and applying them to just one person in direct violation of Article I Sec 9's prohibition of Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Laws; and when you "try" this case in front of foaming-at-the-mouth, rabid anti-Trump juries in direct violation of the Sixth Amendment .... then sure, you can prove him guilty ........ What you will also "prove" to about 200 million Americans is that there is no longer any rule of law for them. But inasmuch as this group comprises virtually everybody who supplies water, power, food and medicine, Im sure that wont be a problem

DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could do this one alongside my own cover of the original song it's based on.

I will give you credit at least for using a song that some people have actually heard to make your point--although it doesn't change the fact that it's still about a story that very few people actually know about.

Subtle. Which is why it has all 555s. Kudos.

we think eeL holds the record with 1549 1 votes for his "Roe Your Votes". interesting that the word "votes" appears in the top vote-getter.

With all your Trump parodies, I wonder if the whole thing have been an act the entire time. The true motivation may have been the record setting 1s as Arch said.

Awwww, whaddamatter? Is you still mad 'cuz you can't post your 'tard anthem songs anymore? Likewise, if you don't like my comments, don't read them. As regards posting under your own name, I see Skip Nelson and the Modernaires. Darrrrr indeed.

Bit repetitive nonetheless

I'm fortunate that my job allows me to have a good life, which includes time to indulge my interests. It took a lot to get to where I am now, but I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I'll admit, the morbidly curious side of me wonders how a low-effort, double-digit IQ person like yourself goes about picking which fast food place to work at. Is there a copy/paste button on the register or are you strictly stuck doing fries?

I'm starting to be genuinely curious about these thematic songs. Merely from the perspective of how many 1 votes you're striving for in a song. Is there a record on AIR for this. You might be on the right track eeL deaL.

Phil, if you don’t like my parodies don’t read them. Did you honestly think I wouldn’t be brave enough to post under my name? C’mon man, the Add Comments button was right there. How hard could it have been? Darrrrr!

Hey Phil Ossifer, are you proud that I’m wasting precious time of your life so I can spread the word about a story no one else knows or cares about? I’m sure you detest having to waste time every day responding to my comments. I don’t care. I enjoy making people waste time on me because I wouldn’t get any attention otherwise, and it’s pretty obvious no one wants to be around me. Darrrrrrr.

Hey Creeping Irrelevance, that comment was originally written in response to your now-dead boyfriend but it's certainly still relevant. As far as this song goes, you couldn't have put any less effort into it unless you had your mom click Send.

^^^^^I'm sure I can't be the only one who finds it curious that Creeping Irrelevance rarely posts anything under his own name anymore. Sfx: Joe Biden voice: "C'mon man, be brave and show the world you're proud to be a D- parodist but an A+ copy cat. That lack of initiative would make you a star in my administration."

Hey dorsal orifice, quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Oh joy, somehow G&GBF-CopyBot’s Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes radio moment onto the board. You would think that his recent break from the site would give him new ideas, but not in this case. Then again, we’re talking about a brief anecdote from a single radio broadcast that has no relevance to anything. If it had any merit whatsoever, Joe Biden would be giving Gary McNamara the Medal of Freedom. Instead all it gets are several geezer parodies each week, which are every bit as pathetic as the topic they’re parodying. Simple as the day is long…

They're both terrible, dumb to put one on a pedestal

Ochinchin daisuki!

Remember, if you OPPOSE the Biden Regime's anti-Semitism, censorship, dictatorship, election thefts, genocide, Hamas whoring, kangaroo courts, racism, show trials, vote fraud, and warmongering, you are LITERALLY HITLER!

i'm totally lost in the internet, help me

And I'm not making it up, I swear!

a single positive comment from a real person has so much more force than a load of bogus, faceless votes. eeL lives close to me in the sea, so i'll pass on that appreciation from MP. he's away from his desk.

was good to see a recent survey showing RFK Loonier pulling more votes away from Dump than from Joe.

In addition, if she had submit to our leftist overlords she'd still be alive rather than being a Nazi. People like her deserved to die and same will be said for you Trump supporters and all right wingers! I was crushed when I learned Mariano Rivera and Paul O'Neill chose to support that racist Trump, how could they? They must be brainwashed by propaganda, this must be it!

When I give a parody all ones, I put my name on it. Apparently, when some right-wing degenerate gives a parody all fives, he puts my name on it, too. Well, I will never vote for Justin Trudeau. Because I don't live in Montreal. But he is the best Canadian Prime Minister since his father. And while he wasn't exactly a hero, at least George Floyd never betrayed his country. Ashli Babbitt betrayed hers.

When I give a parody all ones, I'm man enough to say so and put my name on it. They're not. Screw them: It's great.

that comment was not me, i don't comment at all except for this to inform

Are you sure political parodist Mark Russell did not write 'Lorena Bobbitt goes bob bobbin' along'? I remember him performing it on PBS.

My man allows comments so everyone can see the full lunacy of Rumpers.

You're like those bums who live off government handouts and contribute nothing to society, those are the only people who support Trudeau now, check his polls, he's losing, and I never mentioned George Floyd, but he's just as much a hero as Ashli Babbitt is.

Hey I liked it very much 5-5-5. But uhm, the OS came out in the 2020s so you should have used "misc". Still, it was a very good read.

Trudeau is the greatest leader since Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden. You're like those Trump supporters who are jellyous of his success! Also George Floyd is an hero!

^^^^^ Unlike you, G&GBF-CopyBot, the real Gary McNamara wouldn't post stuff using someone else's name.

So, not gonna quit on your Gary obsession? Truth be told, I’m probably not the only user here who doesn’t give a crap. I’m still snickering at the thought of a double-digit IQ poster taking one brief moment of a radio broadcast and expanding it into some Western-themed high school graduation story with horses and hoedowns. The real Gary McNamara wouldn’t even have to bother trying to go along with this fake story, which has more holes in it than Swiss cheese. Do you honestly think you fool anybody with this stuff?

Gary MacNamara aint no cowboy…why would anyone allow this unfunny talk host troll to continue pooping out the same garbage regarding his high school “story”. Does anyone even care anymore

I’ve been reading AmIRight for the last year so I’m pretty clued in on your “commentaries”. I still have no idea how you think anyone still agrees with your comments. At least with my high school story you can just call it fake news. OTOH, I talk about my personal life 66% on the show and I use the same material every day. Perhaps there’s a lesson in that. Yee-haw!!!!!!! ~ Gary McNamara, your favorite cowboy-hat wearin’, rootin’-tootin’ radio host.

Good song to parody. Not long or difficult with tespect to rhyming. And it has a nice jaunty melody which gives a comic punch to your subs. And its been covered many times so boomers thru millenials are familiar with it

I lived in Dallas for 20 years so I’m pretty clued in on Gary. I still have no idea how he beat anybody out for a job at WBAP. At least with him we could just turn the dial. OTOH, I doubt he showed up and tried to do the same material every day. Perhaps there’s a lesson in that.

People should have just ignored this Gary McNamara clown from day one.

And I’m TOTALLY not projecting. ~ Gary McNamara, your favorite cowboy-hat wearin’, rootin’-tootin’ radio host heard by twelve people throughout the entire country at 4 AM in the parking lot of a Denny’s.

Phil Ossifer, thank you for letting everyone know how little you truly care about my amazing, funny and totally not made up cowboy hoedown from my last day of high school. Could an answering machine have the same experiences that I did in high school 50 years ago, when I obsessed over that cheerleader who was in a bunch of my classes, or when my friend Shneeb tried to perform the National Anthem by making body noises. So if you think that my story was nothing more than me yelling “Yee-Haw” during high school graduation, then you just missed the entire point of this entry. Giddy up, Phil Ossifer.

Gotta say, as much as I detested each version of your ‘tard anthem, I couldn’t help but notice that your attempt to make a parody out of another geezer song was every bit as pathetic. On this board you’re basically the Affirmative Action kid who somehow found himself at MIT. Seems like what little talent you may have (debatable) would be better applied to making TikTok videos.

What would I say? I’d say he realizes that the vast majority of us take pride in being funny and creative, which could draw more people to his site, while a couple outliers (eh, basically one now) lack the ability to do that and more or less show up and tell the same joke every day. So by banning your ‘tard anthem, he’s signaling that you’re pretty much a detriment with nothing positive to offer. I’m certain I’m not the only one who’d like to thank him personally.

BTW tried to submit two “Rhythm Steps” parodies this week…they were refused submission instantly. What does that say about the IQ of the guy running this site?

Hey Phil Ossifer, I realize you’re offended by me and my cowboy antics from half a century ago, hence the constant repetition of the same old insults, but don’t bash my entries until you’ve heard the OS. My father turned 98 this weekend and we reminisced about the high school graduation, the hoedown that followed, and other cowboy antics, even though I lived in New York half a century ago. Anyway, just needed to spread the word about my high school cowboy story while I still can before ChuckyG bans the topic in the name of “irrelevance”. Is there an emoji for chronic “philosophizing”? YEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!

What can be said, at least you don't disable the comments section unlike certain someone.

^^^^^^^Wow, G&GBF-CopyBot, you had to go back a ways to find that reply. It was a response to your now-dead boyfriend when he (thankfully) missed 3 or 4 days in a row, and posted up his Gary M song upon his return. I noticed you weren’t on here for a couple days recently, and to be honest, I was hoping your absence had something to do with pool cleaning supplies…’cuz ya know you love to copy.

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thank you for the reprieve. Was it because someone out there at Idiot Acres lost the crayon, or were you still trying to sound the words out from my replies the day before? I see you’re back to the Gary thing again, meaning the other five subjects you tend to beat into the ground will be making their appearance soon. Is it true that Cypress Hill did a song about you called “Insane ‘bout the mundane”?

This is gold

eel deal, master of the classy comment

yo can you make another one abt colage

Looks like you, Doc4AmiRight and the_conker_of_parodies has taken over this site. Perhaps all 3 of you will start commenting on each others parodies.

Have to like that that band had Blue in its name at least.

I can't stand the Blue Swede version. Finally, someone did something good with it.

Im so old, I have a distinct memory of seeing OJ running away on live TV .. from linebackers and safeties, that is. Im so old I remember when teams dreaded meeting the Cowboys in the playoffs. Im so old I can remember looking forward to watching the Lions play on Thanksgiving

Of course not; E.D. never willingly tells the truth about anything if it can possibly be avoided.

my built-in lie detector tells me that wasn't a comment by the real eeL

Besides stealing is okay when we did it!

It would have been funny had the guy played for the Broncos.

Also, no matter what those liars at Snopes may try to tell you, there's no way Kamala Harris could put those two bullets in the back of her own head.

For the record, Biden didn't defenestrate himself.

I hear you baby-butchering Biden-rimming delusion-dwellers still get your "news" from NPR.

I hear Florida is back in play to go Blue due to the abortion issue. Isn't the blue in the Israel flag beautiful? I wouldn't mind seeing purple replace the red in the US flag.

We shouldn't remove any colors from the flag. Back before the Soviet Union collapsed, red was indeed the color associated with socialism—both national (i.e. the Nazis) and international (i.e. the Soviets)—but then you goose-stepping DemoKKKrats decided you wanted to be associated with blue instead; which didn't change the treasonous totalitarian terrorist thuggery inherent in your evil ideology. What we need to eliminate is not colors or hammers and sickles or swastikas or any other kind of visual symbolism, but rather you genocidal psychopaths and your evil ideology and the Satanic genocidal commie fascist traitor regimes to which it gives rise.

the Nazi flag didn't have any blue but it sure had red because Hitler wanted to infame, just as Flump does. maybe the US should remove the red from its flag?

Looks like ChuckyG has banned anything to do with, “Rhythm Steps”. Submitted the parody “Dr. Phil” on 4/14 and did not show the next day. Then I submitted “Big City Greens [Big/Greens Steps]” on 4/15 and did not show the next day. I still think it’s funny that the people who are posting relentless attacks against the song have never actually heard it themselves. And while we’re at it, maybe they wouldn’t write such nonsense if they actually took three minutes to listen to the song. I think we all know the odds of that happening.

According to M.P. (and probably E.D. here as well), sane people are NOT fleeing lawless "blue" states for the much-better-governed red states in droves, especially NOT to Florida, and Biden is NOT a decrepit old child molester illegally occupying the White House after the blatant election thefts of 2020. Also, RBG and her fellow genocidal baby butchery supporters are NOT being tortured in Hell for all eternity and water is NOT wet and fire will NOT burn you if you stick your hand in it!

You Biden-rimming DemoKKKrat goose-steppers better keep an eye out for die Nacht der langen Messer from your fellow Hamas-whoring fascist leftard traitors!

By "God" we mean "Satan" of course.

Shrek, and Puss in Boots

I know they're true but still, aye!

Impersonating people is fun!

eeL's nipples itches!

Besides we know eeL likes little boys.

I never had this problem in 10 years+ I have hung around here. Maybe it is a cookie issue?

HONEY THATS WHAT I WANT, By Winnie the Pooh

Why was eeL's accurate statement deleted where he mentioned that historians recently ranked Dump the absolute worst president while Biden ranks in the top one-third?

You make me wonder how many humans in miserable conditions would have preferred it if they were aborted.

(in Scottish accent) to the despicably phony lad who says eeL likes them under 12 and wants death to America, don't you think you better rephrase that?

OJ got away with double murder in California but he ended up locked up in Nevada for other crimes. Time wounds all heels. Karma will get Grump one way or another.

Spock rates "queer of Sheba" as another juvenile smear by a phony eeL

Also death to America!

Truth, eeL is in fact the Queer of Sheba!

The real eeL would never say "death to America". He might say replace the name America because it was named after slaver Amerigo.

Someone posting as God while correctly representing a Godly principle is alright to me.

When I try to report a comment, I always get a security code mismatch so it won't go through. What's up with that? Does that happen to anyone else?

I've been on planets where the sky is green, but logic tells me it wasn't the real eeL who said he's the Queen of Sheba.

YOUR LONDON BRITCHES ARE FALING DOWN,FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN ,YOUR LONSON BRITCHES A RE FALLING DOWN,THEY PUT YOU ON A DIET

IF YOUR FLAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT YOUR A BIRD

Thanks for your comment. It is appreciated!

So are those posing as god.

If I could make a few changes, I'd try to make the verses rhyme a little better. And here's this verse for the "watching horror films the night before" verse: "Watching Looney Tunes the night before, you've no idea what's in store, till Daffy shows up on the screen. Although the vi-o-lence is tame, he still wigs you out all the same, so root for Bugs in every scene."

Deranged people are a Fright, Their like Maniacs

MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGERS IN THE NIGHT

The use of the term Nerd was first used by Dr. Seuss in his kids book IF I RAN THE ZOO

I love too do a parody of this, These lyrics are too good.

Also, the sky is green, and I am the Queen of Sheba.

False witness against thy neighbor is a serious sin. Those posing as eeL and typing falsehoods in his name will be karmically reprimanded.

Amiright could sure use an authentication system so everyone would know when someone is posing as another.

eeL wants Donnie Wahlberg to take a Satanic dump on him.

And this is not eeL posing as CML you right wing Nazis!

The psychiatrists got their degrees from reputable source in Malaysia!

Besides, everyone knows Donnie is too old for eeL. eeL likes them under 12!

Besides Biden made America great again! You regressives are lying!

This being the top getter of 1 votes shows that the Right is clearly concerned that the reproductive rights issue will harm them big time in November.

Bad karma will be generated for anyone posing as eeL and saying awful things.

It's very uncool to pose as eeL and say asinine things.

Many psychiatrists rated Rump's psychiatric profile as similar to Hitler's. The real eeL isn't like that but some here posing as eeL have said inexcusable things.

The silver lining for the Dems is that these extremely regressive laws could help keep Rump from winning a second term, which even he has admitted.

SO FROM OF ALL OF US AT AEROSMITH WHEREVER YOU ARE REMEMBER THE LIGHT OF THE END OF THE TUNNEL MAY BE YOUGOODNIGHT

Two of the voters have multiple personality disorder; to include me. At times I am CML; other times I'm Callmelennie

You Nazis stop bullying eeL deaL!

bon scott???

"Why—oh why—isn't my pretended nihilism fooling anybody!?"

Feel free to rescind your own birth at any time, hypocrite. Aborting yourself, as Monty Python might say, is a terrible crime: the penalty's death.

those trashing eeL are simply not advanced enough beings to realize what the great George Harrison meant in his song "Give Me Love" with the line "keep me free from birth".

said that wrong: 38 voters out of 36 visitors agree with you.

36 visitors out of 38 total visits agree with you.

Actually. what the AZ Supreme Court is saying to the AZ legislature is "There is no law governing abortion in AZ at the moment because you let Roe v Wade set the parameters. But now that Roe is a dead letter, you need to get your asses in gear and legislate on abortion or some law from 1864 will go into effect. And AZ is about as Middle of the Road as it gets, so a law banning abortion after 3 months with some exceptions is the likely result. There is no possibility of an extreme position passing as that would be vetoed by our Democrat governor

Dang, this turned out better than I thought. I think I'll give this work of mine a fiver. And you can trust this unbiased score, because I say so

He has a strong resemblance to Fidel .. and looks nothing like Pierre T. And it looks like there was opportunity for Fidel to seau his seed into the relevant receptacle

We joke about it for sure, and the funny thing is I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

Well, like I said, if that's what you wanna do, more power to you. Max Power, that is! Aheh, aheh...I'll go.

Do Canadians share the rumour about Justin being the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro? Or is that illegal up there? Don't want to get anyone in trouble. But I've seen the photos.

Cardio is something that takes time to get used to. One needs to set the pace and increase the duration of the run time without stopping. If you can get going nonstop for at least 50 minutes, you'll be smelling like the seafood section of an Asian market. Personal experience. That said, 555 calories burned.

And I'm refuting your crap without doing so, I'm so smart!

Just took a look at the zebrafactcheck.com . Spends its time complaining about how any and all other factcheckers are wrong whenever they deign to dispute any right-leaning detail in any news item. That's not fact checking, that's spinning wheels, which is the Right's bread and butter.

Sometimes what I try is I like to find out what it sounds like if you leave a syllable silent, I just thought it sounded kinda cool in this case. Maybe I'll try my Johnny B. Goode parody at a Pierre Poilievre rally sometime.

The title I was emphasizing was "This is not our Canada". Check the syllables and go sing some of your songs for karaoke night. That's what I do with my songs.

Yes, eel seems to be psychotic. such talking shouldn't be allowed on the site

^^^^^^ I'd love to have a psychologist explain what would motivate someone to not only continually post rehashed repeats, but also post their own comments afterward. G&GBF-CopyBot's mentor was at least honest enough to admit he had mental issues. The current 'tard posting this stuff seems to be fully aware that he's on a board filled with bright, creative people, but he is definitely not one of them. His glaring lack of wit and creativity set him apart as someone not even worthy of a participation trophy, hence, his only resort is to poop in the punchbowl and try and convince himself that what he does is clever in its own way.

GOOD. And I saw the total solar eclipse itself this past Monday afternoon, it was a wonderful sight to see and quite an experience!

Dear Captain Obvious, all of this “Rhythm Steps” nonsense is getting really thin. We appreciate your support. Thanks.

Oh joy, somehow the relentless G&GBF-Clone pounded out yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. Ever consider using a non-mundane topic for subject matter? Oh wait, you’d still have to use brain capability/effort, and it’s obvious you’re fairly limited in that capacity. Never mind. If you’re going to rely on using the dullest subjects possible, start with a simpler approach than Booking.com. No “Sun Eclipse” reprise for the solar eclipse on Monday? Rest assured, the three minutes of totality offered during the eclipse had more insight and clarity than all 200 of your ‘tard anthem variants combined.

Mods? Wishing death on other site users?

And so your extreme stereotyping is very obvious here. For some reason such stereotyping is considered ok if from the left but not the right. A very small overall amount of people even voted in the primaries, especially if you look at the percentages. Yes most were lazy. Some republicans are evangelical, many others aren't. Some primaries were open to all parties. For some unknown reason the majority of whoever did vote in primaries think he's capable of winning. Anyone with an ounce of sense knows he'll lose. But those who voted took leave of their senses, and doomed the party once again

at least vegan eeL has bowel movements, unlike the constipated conservatives who can't give up fiber-deficient meat.

I see you've found a whole new outhouse of trollery in which to deliver your verbal and philosophical bowel movements.

wow, only 2 1 votes so far? did management finally fix things? did the total eclipse inspire a full overhaul?

Reminder: that Snopes "debunking" has been debunked itself at THIS link: https://www.zebrafactcheck.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/An-Alleged-Debunking-Debunked-Yet-No-Correction-2.pdf

Ashley Biden's diary is real, Joe Biden is a molester, Snopes is a long-discredited propaganda site spreading his illegitimate unelected regime's disinformation (i.e. lies), and like ALL Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats, eeL deaL is a known liar, hypocrite, capital traitor, child abuser, and genocidal psychopath.

Snopes is not liar you MagaT Nazis!

this page rates the allegations about Biden as unproven: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-diary-claims/

"So, what's wrong with molesting your little daughter?"

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/04/06/so-the-left-is-now-defending-joe-bidens-showering-with-his-daughter-n4927962

I enjoyed reading that. I'm not familiar with the characters enough to get the full force and effect. But it does feel good to read lyrics that match the meter of the original song. I'm not sure that everybody pays attention to meter any more. Thank you for the effort.

only 179 111s' as of 12pm CT? The eclipse must have distracted the MAGAts.

Before that time happens, I'll probably finish off that Tea Party album I'm covering from the entertainment industry. I don't plan or discuss future songs like a New Year's resolution. I'm already having to forego my Better Call Saul tribute b/c that series is too slow to start. Even with character arcs and themes.

Are you talking about this entry or the constantly repeated song that *eclipsed* it? I wouldn’t doubt eclipse puns would be funnier. That eclipse is bound to blind you…Or, the ripoff your tagline: Solar as the day is long…

Anyone else agree with me that the eclipse would be funnier than this crap?

Well done AV, I still can't wait to hear your parody "Long Time Coming" in 1.5 years.

Thanks for your comment. It is appreciated!

It was the same way when owner Art Modell moved the Cleveland Browns to what would become the 'Baltimore Ravens'. Now I hate the Ravens but at least Cleveland got a new team again.

Very good and well done. Maybe the subject person got the diplomas from Trump University, which has long been discredited.

You have some weird fetish eel.

Death to America!

No eel don't worship Satan, eeL just wants Donnie take a Satanic dump on eeL's face!

Well put monstermaster13! You are welcome.

I just realized that I had misidentified the original song as being from the '60s when it's actually from '72. Please re-categorize it accordingly.

Im guessing Jesus aint too keen on Joe Biden using the day he arose from the dead to promote one of the most deranged and satanic movements in the history of humanity, either

"tossed the dice" should be replaced with "tossed It off". eeL slacked.

At yaoi secks!

eeL worships Satan!

Unagi wa saikōdesu = eeL is the best

eeL almost fapped to Nancy Pelosi ripping up Rump's State of the Union speech while he was giving it, and to that gun manufacturer being sued, etc...

Anyone else have a Dump face toilet brush like eeL has?

If you're going to post crap like this, at least give us a courtesy flush.

Randhole.

If you're going to post crap like this, at least give us a courtesy flush.

surprised he didn't try selling the Bibles for $666

^^^^^This is exactly what I’m talking about. I’m not actually participating in this BS. This is a direct copy/paste of a comment I wrote who knows how long ago. If this site had some kind of ID-entry, the hyper-posting ‘tard king wouldn’t be able to pollute it like he does. Again, the comments you see under my “names” are just old copy/pasted things I wrote in the past, sometimes to the dead guy who started it all.

And just like your dead boyfriend, you’re too cowardly to post your entries under your own name. How ‘bout using G&GBF-Clone? The thought of any song you post being witty or logical, let alone providing good analyses of next week’s solar eclipse is risible. I wouldn’t doubt the eclipse itself would be funnier. As regards, "Simple as the day is long", most would assume you're talking about yourself, but rest assured, you're every bit as witty as a month-long pledge drive.

Hey AV, I have another Tragically Hip one coming tomorrow.

Let's see if I can keep this one theme pony going. "This is not our Canada". A little diddy from David Bowie.

Hey dorsal orifice, quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Seeing as how you got this subject covered, try this one ... "Oh say, cant you see .. that pier on your left" (Get on it, ;-D)

Wow, I almost missed this one. This is REALLY good. And by "missed" I mean "How did I not see your parody AND how did I not make the connection between "Dali" and "Dolly"?

What if I were to tell you that I cant remember what I was supposed to tell you, even though they just told me what to tell you a minute ago .. or was it last year .. or was it that time when I beat the s**t out of Corn Pop

Ochinchin daisuke!

I fap to them both!

Damn, you triggered some Swifties. That or Travis Kelce who has tons of time in his hands.

I did some checking for ya. Turns out Surging Irrelevance is not only available as a board name, it's far more accurate. You're welcome.

Oh, thank goodness Bookman’s back with another rehash of his latest fixation. The obsession, while obviously irrelevant, does fit in with Creeping Irrelevance’s username and habit of using the dullest subjects possible. Why strive for excellence when you can use the same ancient song on a daily basis or continue a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…

The nauseous verb is spelled r-e-t-c-h. The noun spelled w-r-e-t-c-h refers to a miserable person.

^^^^^^More copy/paste from Creeping Irrelevance.

Damn near verbatim. Pretty much explains why you're limited to only posting minor variations to the same old song. Don't take that as a victory because I have yet to see any comments thanking you for turning someone on to this stagnant, secondhand remnant of a bygone age. And even for a ‘tard-bot such as yourself, how much time can it possibly take to transpose a dozen (+/-) words to make another "song"? Seems like your biggest challenge is to outdo your previous efforts in finding the dullest subjects possible (Gary McNamara’s “story”, Sally Eilers, the Briants, etc.) Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can't do better.

Wow, how original. Can’t wait to read your next twelve attack variants against the same song. There’s a whole world out there. Please explore it. I’m open to other ideas as long as they don’t come from people who have nothing better to do than bash a +/- 100 year old song. I beg you, please keep us apprised on all the attack variations you have planned for the next several days.

Got cut off for some reason. If this site had some kind of ID-entry, the hyper-posting ‘tard king wouldn’t be able to pollute it like he does. Again, the comments you see under my “names” are just old copy/pasted things I wrote in the past, sometimes to the dead guy who started it all.

^^^^^This is exactly what I’m talking about. I’m not actually participating in this BS. This is a direct copy/paste of a comment I wrote who knows how long ago. If this $#

Ask dorsal orifice GAGBF-CopyBot to only post his crap under his own name. As far as this site going downhill, where's your complaint about this guy posting the same song with minimal changes several times each day. We've had people who were looking for a parody site stop by, comment about that, and never return. If you get bored and restless, bring that up with management. Someone with far more clout than me apparently tried and got nowhere. I'd love to see this board return to what it once was, but GAGBF-CopyBot isn't going to let that happen.

I am tired of this constant war between you both. This used to be a really good website many years go now it has gone downhill because of the bogus 13 votes and this nonsense. If you have a grievance against each other then contact each other directly and leave this site alone.

CML, rant all you want but the 'tard-king isn't going anywhere. As might be expected of a dimwit, the new village idiot has adopted now-dead GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan's tactic of changing around 6 words to the same ancient song and posting on a daily basis. I guess in his world that's considered clever. He has also continued using his mentor's example by using my name(s)...'cuz why post obvious garbage under your own? You may have noticed he also digs up old comments that were mostly addressed to GAGBF and posts them under his entries. I guess the idea is to make it look like someone actually read the damn thing. The good thing for me is I use a variety of alternative names to post comments when the double-digit IQ guy carpet bombs the board with stupidity, so my actual posting name remains unsullied.

As much as I'd miss it, I agree that "management" should just take this site out back and shoot it. I doubt it garners enough clicks to make it worthwhile anymore, and the only person who would be negatively affected is The King Of All Hyper-posters, who must have something on someone to be allowed to do this. CML do you actually know anyone in "management"? Remind them to turn out the lights when we're all gone.

Hmmm, I noticed you like using some of my other names over and over but I never see you use G&GBF-CopyBot. I created that just for you. Go ahead, we all know who’s posting the ‘tard anthem anyway.

So once again, you are doing the same stupid **** as you've done innumerable times before. You get slapped down for flooding the site with 5 to 6 ridiculous "parodies", then you lay low, then you try one or two submissions to overwhelmingly hostile response .. and then you flood the zone again with this madness. Where do you get the idea that this is welcome? Are you trying to destroy this site? And if so, why are you being allowed to do this?

I LOVE IT!!!!

I know you're all proud of yourself for utilizing some program that allows you to drop these out by the ton, but just like your dead boyfriend, it's obvious that you couldn't make a parody with creativity, let alone humor, if your life depended on it. Hence, it's hardly a stretch to say that crayons and glitter are way above your pay grade.

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

For anyone who supports unrestricted abortion, how would you have liked it if you had been deprived of your life when you could have been adopted instead?

I also was going to point out that it's impossible to get correct historical perspective with current figures, especially if currently in power. And of course you get their own political bias in there. It says more that most Americans dislike both and would have preferred different candidates this time around, according to poll after poll

Now if you wanted to Travel it would be If I had a Hummer and with Pigeons If I had a Homer

Are you referring to the rankings where over 70% of the experts invited refused to participate? Where Richard Nixon ranked #35? Where William Henry Harrison (after a 30-day term) was rated #32? Where the participants were given no guidance other than "pick a number from 1 to 100"? Where Kennedy was able to jump 6 spots since the last such survey with not a word of explanation as to what changed? Where Grant was able to jump 9 places? Again, what changed? It either shows lack of conviction on those participating, or the roster of those participating was so fluid as no give no indication of what the participants will say next year. My guess is that had there been such a survey in 1974 that NIxon would have been in last place - even behind Ford. For Obama, Trump and Biden, history cannot be written according to today's emotions. Even that doesn't explain the rationale for Grant's jump from #26 to #17.

Thank God you didnt do a Trump bashing parody with , "Lady Willpower" .. cause that would have been THE gamechanger. The entire MAGA movement would have collapsed like a house of cheap suits. Thank God, it was only "Woman, Woman". We may be able to recover from that (I slay myself)

It's pretty sad that these crapheads are the only ones America could come up with 2 times in a row. They're both terrible

@Agrimorfee The idea to do it was in my head ever since I heard about 'Quiet on Set' and hey you know, Dom Sneddon, Dan Schneider...same initials.

how you remind me

IT'S QUEEN

So many reactionary a$$holes on this once-great site.

You are living in the past, have you seen the latest polls? The Conservatives are heading for a strong majority last I checked. The only people who support Trudeau now are Government Handout Freeloaders.

Ironically, Eric Carmen was a Trump fanboy. He would have hated this. Well, nothing he can do about it now.

When I give a parody all ones, I admit it and put my name on it. Last I checked, Trudeau was a winner. Twice.

I offer my highest compliment--this parody is every bit as good as Biden is as President.

BRILLIANT!

Ya know, when I first heard about this disaster, my first thought was NOT "What does this say about America's crumbling infrastructure and how deep is the rot .. really?" No, it was, amazingly enough "How can we limn new perspectives about this incident via the instrumentality of the 200th parody of a song no living American has ever heard of? ... (No, not really)

be sure to buy one of the $60 Rump BuyBulls now. he wants to make America pray again, prey on suckers. meanwhile Joe raised $25 million in one appearance with Obama & Clinton, more than Rump raised in the whole month of February.

I'll bet Dan Schneider must love Quentin Tarantino movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of-F44HGa2k&t=300s

Calling for a caring touch. President Biden needs so much. Visiting Angels -- America's choice for Joe care

I cannot speak on the MJ song, but I saw what you did there.

Now write it like your idiot-king is trying to read it off a teleprompter. *blank stare* Ummm, dog-face pony soldier, you know, the thing, etc.

Small correction in the second and third chorus: the line should be "When Justin Trudeau talks of idiocy"

When DemoKKKrat nightmares come true, the world becomes a much better place.

May all of your worst nightmares come true.

A round of ITTSY BITSSY TEEIE WEEINIE YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI

Never run with Scizors

Clarify something for me: how is your desire to keep on cranking out minor variations to the same song an "impediment" to me explaining anything? It doesn't surprise me that you can't comprehend how trite it actually is, but suffice it to say there's probably not enough bandwidth to explain why it's neither creative nor genius. If it had any merit whatsoever, musicologists would be all over it like they were with Appalachian music. Instead, there were only two people who were ever interested in it: you and your now-dead boyfriend. Just curious, does it hurt to be unable to create your own snarky comments?

Captain Verbatim, AKA G&GBF-CopyBot, strikes again. What’s it say about someone who ripoffs the dead guy’s favorite song in light of a recent tragedy and copy/pastes my old responses? I’d say the dead guy was the more clever of the two.

Oh joy, somehow the relentless rest home rotter's Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. OTOH, Greta Thunberg would be proud of all the recycling you've done: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Just out of curiosity, does your dictionary even have listings for "originality" or "wit"? I ask because most others try to work those into their parodies, but hey, you do you.

While I can't say I agree with the subject matter, I will say that this is one of your better song parodies.

I realize it's virtually impossible for a braindead geezer like yourself to come up with anything new, hence the constant repetition of the same old song, but don't use my name to try and lend any sense of approval to your flood of feculence. I can only hope you join the Briants in hell ASAP. That could be funny on so many levels because they probably went there just to get away from you.

Hey CopyBot, are you ever going to say "thanks" for all the comments you've managed to appropriate since your boyfriend died? This one was originally addressed to him, but it certainly applies to you as well.

Thanks for the suggestion AV, just listened to that song for the first time, and am currently working on a parody of that one. I'll be sure to credit you for the suggestion.

there are observers and there are robservers, the latter accounting for the bogus avalanche of 1 votes.

Let me see if I’ve got this straight: You have yet to write a parody that doesn’t involve changing more than ten words from your ‘tard anthem, and you’re suggesting I’m stupid? Labeling you as a moron is tantamount to saying the ocean is damp.

Seriously? You’re using a false OS title to disguise the fact that you’re using the same old song again? I’d say be glad it was even submitted. Then again, I’m addressing a ‘tard whose greatest accomplishment in life was reposting 7,000 different variants of his ‘tard anthem.

705 triple 1 votes and only 12 views?

I guess with the 1.5 years (or sooner b/c new riding boundaries hurt NDP), I would expect that you would post "The Canadian Dream Is Killing Me" or something around that Green Day song. Since you are a one theme parody writer so I figured this would fit in your wheelhouse.

I strongly urge whoever is perpetrating this endless flood of nonsense to heed the ICC advisory. A conviction on Crimes against Hilarity can result in a 20 year sentence where one is strapped to a chair "Clockwork Orange" style and forced to watch endless reruns of Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethons.

To whom it may deter: Your entire bloated and grotesque body of pathologically unfunny parodies has been forwarded to the WPC (World Parody Council) AND the ICC (International Comedic Court) ... If you do not immediately cease and desist, an arrest warrant will issue charging you with "Crimes Against Hilarity" ...... (WA wa wa WAAAAH!)

Ignore the downvotes, as Im 100% certain that you are. That was a clever idea .. This is a good OS to work with; not at all difficult and yields good results

@Me I've been around, i'm just busy.

@Captain Obvious Yeah what did that song become so popular?

I recall another Little Arrows parody, Little Carrots but an exhaustive search on the internet has yielded nothing. Some lyrics.. Little carrots in your clothing little carrots in your hair, when you've been sick you'll find those little carrots everywhere,....and.. Was the best Chinese restaurant in the land, they were famed for their Rats Maryland... Any info on the song and or artist would be appreciated..Thank you..

Your co-wokist George&GermaineBriantFan started this $&?# two years ago. Ask me how I know. In the meantime, wear your Biden t-shirt, count your participation trophies and have your mom bring you some more Hot Pockets. As regards your Wiki edit, maybe you should have invested it into putting up long-lost info regarding your ‘tard anthem. C’mon, the internet was right there. How hard could it have been? Darrrrrr.

This is getting really tiresome; all these attack posts against songs that have literally gained new life because of this forum. BTW, I made the Wikipedia AmIRight entry regarding “Jism Strokes” or whatever derogatory nickname you guys have for it. And while we’re at it, maybe we should have a discussion about the topic being parodied, not the song, however old it is. I think we all know the odds of that happening.

Who the hell looks up Wikipedia to find AmiRight.com references? Someone with a lot of time to waste is showing their hand.

How was life worse under Harper? It was affordable, there weren't people lined up for miles outside of food banks, and when they run out of food they resort to dumpster diving. His taxation is crazy when he spends it on useless things like that arrivecan (ArriveScam more appropriately) app that didn't work or wasting taxpayer money on expensive hotel stays with butler service. Trudeau claims he wants to stop hate speech, and I agree, Hate Speech is unacceptable, but he cant distinguish between true hate speech or speech he hates. If Trudeau is sooooooo good like you say he is, why is Pierre Poilievre so far ahead of him in the polls and I can't wait for Poilievre to dethrone Trudeau in 1.5 years. Trudeau has already gone down in history as the worst Prime Minister, only government handouts freeloaders would think he's one of the best.

Try something novel: post your insipid entries under your own name, coward.

Wow Captain Obvious, you not only failed to pay attention to the subject matter, let alone read the entry, but now you’re accusing me of not receiving positive commentary? Don’t bother lying, we all know no one likes your criticisms. I wouldn’t doubt that a single game of March Madness has more creativity and wit than all of your comments combined. So, not gonna comment about this film or its arousal purposes? Don’t bother lying, we all know you couldn’t comprehend the topic of this parody if it smacked you in the head. Simple as the day is long…

Wow, CopyBot, you had to do some digging to get all three former comments, two of which were actually addressed to your now-dead boyfriend. Just out of curiosity, ever had someone leave you a positive comment? Don't bother lying, we all know that wouldn't happen.

The one we define as such that is!

Fight the real enemy: Fascism!

When I vote all ones on a parody, I admit it and put my name on it. I am not a coward or a bot. Trudeau's reputation is excellent, in his own country and around the world. He didn't cause high inflation, the oil sheikhs did that. He didn't ruin his country, he brought it back from Harper and the Tories doing that. His taxation isn't crazy, it's what gives Canada a better social safety net than America's. He doesn't censor anyone. Quite they opposite: This garbage parody is proof that he's willing to let his opponents say whatever they want, and expose themselves as stupid. This entire parody is a lie.

Typical brainless response. You obviously posted it before I commented. Still holding out on reading the Beach Club entry? Truth be told, it’s probably not the only Carole Lombard/Mack Sennett film you’d be aroused by. Then again, I’m addressing a “philosopher” whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his ‘tard speeches.

The king of ‘tards, Creeping Irrelevance, actually tried to claim that he was hyper-posting Rhythm Steps to generate “academic interest”. Between blatant stupidity like that and his inability to create anything worthwhile on his own, it’s not out of the bounds of reason to suppose that his now-dead boyfriend wasn’t the only one who couldn’t make it through grade school.

Or maybe rather blather rules by old fools which are the abnegation of child reverie

Kudos for going there; this is as tricky a rhyme scheme as there is. You could use a better comic concept, which I'll hand to you ... If The Association Had Performed Mary Had a Little Lamb .. After years of thought this is all Ive got ...... First Stanza: Kids are bored to death in class -- And then along comes Mary .. And does she have a little lamb who is source of child bedlam and breaks their span of scrutiny ..

This is getting really tiresome these songs that hardly anyone has heard off. This site has gone down the pan enough as it is without the bogus votes and these nonsensical parodies. It even got a mention on Wikipedia that ‘Rhythm Steps’ keeps getting parodied. Perhaps someone should add to the AmiRight article on Wikipedia about how dumb this site has become?

I couldnt find this OS with conventional search tools; its that obscure .. So I asked SIRI to find it for me. After a three day effort, SIRI came back and was she ever pissed off!... Why the f*** would you make me do such a patently ridiculous search? This ridiculous f****ng thing has only 750 views. What sort of dumbsh*t would even know of this song's existence let alone care about it? You do this again and I'm quitting your cellphone

Did you really think you surprised anybody?

You fool no one. You need the attention so you can continue to jerk off to your geezer gals each day. Are you sure we can’t get you interested in some pool cleaning supplies? IIRC you have considerable expertise in the matter.

By the way your latest $&@#-post was written, it seems like you failed to comprehend either of the two topics of today’s entries, nor did you allude to them in your comment. Seriously, two Gary M entries and a swimsuit film from 1928 and you can’t admit they’re real? Not saying I’m surprised, mind you. As banal as “The Beach Club” is, it’s still more creative than anything you’ll ever post. As regards the Beach Club entry, no laughs for the “11-year-old boy’s essay” line? Well, at least not publicly, huh? OTOH, your commentary speaks for itself.

Hate Trump all you want, but nobody can be worse than Justin Trudeau

Bystander, what you obviously don’t understand is that this $&@#-tard is taking up where his now-dead boyfriend left off: beating old themes into the ground and then copy/pasting my old replies from the past and posting them as current commentary, as if anyone on here couldn’t tell. Notice also that he never does this under his own name, which is understandable given that this is the best he can do.

Won't you two just get a room already?

Holy cow, where do I even start? A) there isn’t a hint of wit in your stupid film. If this film any merit whatsoever, film archivists would be all over it like they were with The Old Dark House. Instead, there were only two people who were ever interested in it: you and your now-dead boyfriend. B) Anyone who's had the misfortune of slogging through one of your "parodies" would know better than to expect originality, let alone wit. I wouldn't doubt there are funnier phone books out there. And nobody cares about your geezer gals.

Say, couldn’t help but notice that you ignored my hilarious idea for a Dolly Parton parody as well as my suggestion that, since you specialize in copying everything, you should try copying your now-dead boyfriend’s exit strategy. Not open to others’ ideas?

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thank you for the reprieve. Was it because someone out there at Idiot Acres lost the crayon, or were you still trying to sound the words out from my replies the day before? I see you’re back to the Gary thing again, meaning the other five subjects you tend to beat into the ground will be making their appearance soon. Is it true that Cypress Hill did a song about you called “Insane ‘bout the mundane”?

...and that's no ALL CAPS for me! Sometimes it goes through, sometimes it doesn't...oh well, not the most important thing in the world. I'm totally not gonna lose all my sleep wondering why, shut up.

When I'm back in the mood. Been kind of burnt out for some time.

Had to use heck in the last refrain because you cant drop the F-Bomb a mere three lines where The Allmighty is referenced. It simply cant be done. After all that would have triggered an extreme a reaction from my brutally deranged fifth grade nun, Sister Mary Battle Ax

So I know I promised I’d quit posting and just go off and die somewhere, but I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t do yet another poopy parody based on a minor moment in someone else’s life. It would be pointless to write about anything in my own life ‘cuz other than attempting suicide six times, there’s nothing that interesting about me. Well, that and the fact that I had to bail on grade school early on, when 99.98% of the other kids got through just fine. Anyway, just needed to feed my inner attention whore while I still can because this brain affliction will eventually make my efforts even more pathetic. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?

the "gay porn for my men" part got me on the ground laughing

Thanks for your comment Max. I was wondering what happened to the old regulars on this site. Will you ever write a parody again?

Thank you, PA. And thank you for ignoring the unwritten rule on this site that silence is the highest permissible compliment.

If you boil a rat alive, you'd get "bubble and squeaks".

Nice job. Hardly anyone comments these days. I know you sometimes.

Thanks for your comment!

I didn't know if there would be something that everybody on Amiright can agree on, but I didn't expect it to be this!

Donald F***it and the Credibility Gap.

Nice parody but gays aren't junk 😭. Otherwise this was hilarious!

Pretty clever o' u to come up with that parody.

ITS IRON BUTTERFLY

Thanks Glenn!

Thank you Glenn!

When I give a parody all ones, I stand up, act like an adult, and admit it. Yes, I did that here. It stinks. And it's a lie. People are not fleeing New York, and they certainly aren't doing so to go to the hellscape that Florida has become. There's an old saying about New York: Everybody mutinies, but nobody deserts. You know why we got high taxes in New York and New Jersey? Because we take care of our own. And we're damn proud of it. Do NOT mess with New York, because we will mess right back, and we have the experience edge.

Good parody, and that's the truth! Well, it's an opinion, which can be neither true nor false, but it is sincere.

You're in God Mode here.

I THINK YOU GOT THE SONG TITLE AND PARODY BACKWARDS

YES

Thanks for exposing those pricks!

We'll be thankful ... when we see the last of this pathologically stupid s&*t

Im pretty sure EVERYONE agrees with you, Libby

Interesting. You started by copying one of your now-dead boyfriend’s last responses to me but you didn’t copy my actual reply, although you do allude to it in your title. The second comment still applies as I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.

Hey G&GBF-CopyBot, you were gone all this time and this is the best you could do? Not saying I’m surprised, mind you. As banal as Gary M is, his line that your now-dead boyfriend was fascinated by is still more creative than anything you’ll ever post. Lastly, still holding out on the death date and burial location of your mentor? I ask because I bought a huge funnel and a couple cases of cheap beer. Seems a shame to let them go to waste.

They may flee but their voting habit will stay the same.

Are you open to writing commentary that doesn't include copying and parroting phrases that I wrote? So far, the evidence suggests otherwise. Here, I'll bring it down to your level: Idd okays, when you can't thinks of anything to write, just write darrrrrrrrrrr. You can vary the number of letters so you'll feel like you pulled off something clever, just like when you post variants of your 'tard anthem.

Wow, how original. Another verbatim copy from G&GBF-Clone. Since you have an innate need to copy others, how 'bout copying your now-dead boyfriend's exit strategy? Show us how smart you are and see if you can do it in under six attempts. We're pullin' for ya, buddy.

Anyone agree with me that these scrawlings are all the work of one schizophrenic loner?

Your ability to follow trails of logic is completely suspect and has been so fully undermined by now, I don't know why I bother responding to anything you post. But, we agree on taxes. OTOH, I’ll consider changing my opinion if you can tell me what “IRS” stands for off the top of your head. Pretty sure you’d be stuck after, “I…” Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can't do better.

G&GBF-CopyBot, you do realize this stupid singular moment was your now-dead boyfriend’s obsession, right? If you could provide me with things like his name and date of death, I could create my own Yee-Haw moment.

Are you talking about Oppenheimer or that $#itposter GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFluffer and his constantly repeated song that provoked the antagonism of this site?

“Don’t let dat crybaby back in here!”

My ABC station has had some problems for the past year or so. Had to watch reruns of Pawn Stars. Looks like I didn't miss much. I just noticed that the comments section allows for paragraphs. That's cool. My Brother in Law has cable, so I got to watch Oppenheimer. Decent explosion, couple of weird nude scenes. Lots of crappy backstabbing, anti-Semitic politics. So, it was authentic. My brother took his granddaughter to see Barbie. Says that the only people who really liked it were the ones too young to understand it.

Here is a link to this lady's version. If Tommy Turtle were still alive, he'd be turning over in his grave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNWJbf-R4g&list=RD9hNWJbf-R4g&start_radio=1 Look through the comments and you'll see my edited version of her song, with her ideology intact. So far, she has not commented on the above version.

I wonder how many 1 votes will be had if the parody has death threats towards the individual the author seems really obsessed over.

Unfortunately this third package fell thru when it was discovered that there were no lyrics to any of the three sitcom OS's .... OBTW, 100 Chuckie Bucks to anyone who "gets" the Muhammad Wali reference

I did, in fact, have a third Islamian parody package in the works which would have consisted of themes to .... Omar Pi'ile, ISIS -- a comedy about a bumbling jihadi who is endlessly bedeviling his cell leader, Mullah Carter ... I Love Sufi -- about the scatterbrained wife of Wahhabi bandleader Rafiqi Riqa'ardu' who is constantly getting into trouble with her husband, who considers her Sufi mysticism blasphemous; ... And finally, " Leave It to Believer", starring Jerry Mathers as "Believer", the mischievous shaykh of Al Azhar University and Tony Dow as Muhammad Wali, the governor of Egypt

It appears that you've had a certain topic on your mind lately, Great One ... but I cant seem to put my finger on it

Its true that Horse Wessel Lied .. but it was just a little white lie. Compare that to "Panzer Lied". Now that's a serious matter. You never want to be bull sh*tted by a Tiger tank.

The Con of Wrath.

Absolutely terrible.

I could have posted a second theme song on the goathumer subject ... The Love Goat: Where unmarried jihadis come to work out issues related to their unmarried status (Stop me before I pun again). But that would have been overkill

This song is so sLAy

Gilbert and Sullivan, a dynamic duo in musical theater, crafted timeless classics blending wit and melody. Their collaborations produced masterpieces like "The phone service providers Mikado" and "The Pirates of Penzance," showcasing sharp satire and catchy tunes. Gilbert's clever lyrics paired perfectly with Sullivan's enchanting compositions, leaving an indelible mark on the stage.

Loves it totally sums up Islam

I remember that one from SNL. Gilda was the Bedouin Granny who spoke total gibberish. ... Im not done with these yet, BTW. Have another trio for tomorrow.

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Abdul;
The poor bedouin barely kept his family full;
But then, one day, he was shootin' at some Jews,
And up from the ground came the bubblin' crude!

Oil, that is: Persian Perrier; Kuwaiti Kool-Aid; Saudi Soda!

Well, the first thing you know, Abdul's a billionaire.
The kinfolk said "Abdul, move away from there!"
Said: "Californee is the place without a care,"
So they loaded up the Rolls and they moved to Bel Air.

Next to Beverly Hills, that is: swimmin' pools, movie stars... Jews!
THE BEL AIRABS!

Now Glenn on the thread's a new friend of mine; he does the Big Seven with ease ... And he's talking to Annie, at war with Sandmannie .. and probably should get some sleep

Great job - especially with Piano Man.

looks like I was half asleep lst night and posted two parodies in one

I gotta hand it to Trump: You've hit the big time when you throw the moral high ground away to Mick Jagger.

You're kidding, right? He said he was going to help indigenous people get clean drinking water, still hasn't happened. He gave 10Million dollars to a convicted terrorist He spent so much taxpayer dollars on useless knick knacks for the 150th Birthday celebration He helps his friends get richer at taxpayer expense (WE Charity, ArriveScam, etc) He used taxpayer money for an expensive hotel stay with butler service for the Queen's funeral He allows a war criminal to enter the House of Commons with Volodymyr Zelenskyy present. The list goes on. I'd take Harper over Doofus Trudeau any day. PS. Pierre Poilievre will be the next Prime Minister and it will be the best moment in Canadian history.

I thought I was the one-bomb king, but I've just handed my parody crown to him! Keep at it: You're good, they're morons.

Trudeau has done very well. Not as well as his father, but that's an impossible standard. No more Harpers, and Mulroney can rest in peace with his legacy in pieces.

I definitely don't have the patience to do it manually :-) ...but I'm a techie, and have the tools at my disposal not only to vote as many times as I might like, but from dozens of different ip addresses, so it could never be spotted as vote-rigging. But I don't, for obvious reasons :-) Security code PA7... now that *is*appropriate :-D

George & Germaine Briant are visualizing Dayton Bob in the role Saint Paul took toward Christians; initially a persecutor of the Briants, then their biggest promoter. Attention whore much?

i know Phil doesn't have the patience to clear his cache 142 times, so we have to count on the 1-bomber to use that script he or she uses to get this to 1000.

Have to say, this is a cut above the usual eeL deaL parody - the repeated chorus is good, but would be improved by a bit of variation

@lady bug - no, the "Won't you please, please help me" -> "Won't you please buy his sneak-ers" works pretty well if you sing it. It'd get a laugh if playing this to an audience.

Honestly, I'm quite tempted to give this another 142 triple-1 votes, just for the round thousand :D

..security code "MCG" - only one letter off being very appropriate indeed

It does seems like that was your goal the entire time, the record setting 1s.

buy his sneak-ers does not sound like any part of the OS to me

wow, a new record for most 1 votes! 858 as of today! that shatters the record. eeL hopes to break 1000 one day. muchas gracias.

oh gosh, my mom had an appointment in San Francisco. All that's there is an In And Out Burger and an Apple Bees. Nothing to do and what I hate even more is no plants. .

I can’t believe 650 of y’all think this isn’t paced right. It’s pretty spot on down to the syllable. 🤔

IN THE JUNGLE,THE D.C. JUNGLE A LIAR SLEEPS TONIGHT

CMLIt takes me a few days, but I do come with a good response. I’m so old that each of the Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, and the Flyers have won at least two terminal championships in my lifetime.

Tomorrow, Amiright reaches 100,000 parody entries. So tomorrow, "Lets Be Thankful" for one thing. No unfunny, b****h*t "parodies" from Herbie Kaye .. or from me, for that matter

Huh, link didn't work...ah, Bloom County, a comic strip I've only ever heard the name of. Here's some thanks from the actual author who, in fact, got the joke without needing to understand the reference!

That would be a transcript of this:

https://assets.amuniversal.com/de4e8ef07a1b0135eb43005056a9545d

Here also is a reminder that the strip above was only a slight exaggeration of what happens when one of those teleprompters goes on the blink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hSnEMV58F8

I liked it

There is still common sense in this world. Yay, admin!

darn good rap

this was inspired by the term "Roevember" which was posted in a comment by Adam Bernstein. eeL allows himself to be subjected to idiotic comments because sometimes a creative comment can inspire a parody, as with this.

CML (and to a lesser extent Max Power) are the only people who seem to leave meaningful comments on this site.

Thanks for your comment. Not sure what you mean but thanks anyways!

I thought this song was about Nikki Haley dropping out of the election. If she stubbornly decided to stay in after Super Tuesday, I was ready to post "She Can't Win" from The Wiz movie soundtrack. The scarecrow song for someone with a birdbrain.

"*Ahem*"

"GRBLB BLABT UNT MIPT SPEEB!! OOT PIFFOO BLABOO..."

[Looks around for a moment, bewildered.]

"Would someone please give the teleprompter a swift kick..."

The comment has evidently been removed. Thank you, amiright admin.

Buddy Holly did this, first and better. Other than that, FEIG (F*** 'Em, It's Great).

If anyone has the technological capability, make an a.i. music video using the actual voices and physical appearances of Buddy Holly and Linda Ronstadt singing this parody.

Porfle, I have already reported the comment as offensive. So it's in the hands of the page admin now.

@ Glenn Walker - not to delete such a comment immediately would be yet another indication of this website's sad moral decline.

I don't know what's happened to this site, seems much more unbalanced than it used to be. This was a very good parody

WAR has a way to overrating one player and underrating the other. Remember there have been quite a few retards who thinks a player with weaker stats should win awards based on WAR when it generally depends on the team they play for (Clemens vs. Higuera in 1986 for example). I seriously doubt it's a coincidence that players for weaker teams have their value overinflated. It's the kind of thing that can lead to some terrible free agent signings.

One thing I know about WAR was that Shohei Ohtani, when he was both pitching and leading the league in homers was on his way to amassing one of the ten highest WARs of the past 100 years. But then he gets injured, natch, because what he was doing was beyond the capacity of any athlete. You do need a few days of complete rest and rehab after pitching over 7 innings or thereabouts

Can it possibly be permissible to call for an assassination in these comments?

To Hell with 'em: It's great. I did one for Bush in 2007: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thetokens16.shtml

Say, couldn’t help but notice that you not only caught on to my pool-chemical ingestion routine, but you personified it even more. Are you sure we can’t convince Phil Ossifer to try some of that stuff? At least the gene pool would be cleaner. Maybe this could be a new template for my copy-bot’s little song: That Clorox is bound to get you. Simple as the day is long…

this is funny lmao

Besides, Grump never called back!

All while ignoring my own side but still Trump is worse than Hitler and that is fact!

But that's not my job. My only reason for being is to point out the absurdities and idiocies of the Trump-supporting base in my own inimitable way.

Chuck must realize that the true derangement is GWS (Grump worship syndrome), plus eeL parodies famous songs, including many #1 records, so it's easy to sing along and cathartic fun for the sane.

Biden's penis taste good!

...and those TDS ridden diatribe.

Looks like ChuckyG has banned anything to do with Rhythm Steps. Shame he won’t ban those causing all the bogus votes (cough-cough bobpie…)

Shut up, truth!

You must be new or naïve to think that you’re gonna get a break from this hoedown-hootenanny school day o’ mine. Even though I hail from New York, I brought ev’ry doggone bit of Texas cowboy pride to that last week of high school. I roped water fountains, brought out a Hoppity Horse and went through the school hallways, and kissed ev’ry pretty girl you could think of, including that one cheerleader to whom I declared, “There is no woman as hot as she is”. Yep, this last week of high school was the high point of my completely false and inaccurate flaming youth in New York. YEE-HAW!!!!!!!

Greatest AmIRight story evarrr; yee-haw!!!! Can’t wait for that certain user to use this story for his next obsession, just like he did with my rootin’-tootin’ last day of high school. Is there an emoji for cowboy obsession?

Gump Stew; my favorite! -p

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Donner party

First NFL game I ever watched was the end of the 1966 NFL Championship game between Dallas and Green Bay. Winner to go to first Super Bowl (against the Chiefs, no less) Dad was from Milwaukee, so hard core Packer fan. I had three older brothers, who in a fit of older brother @ssh*lery had to root for Dallas; just to piss Dad off ......... So, late in this game, I hear this explosion of energy coming from the TV room and I rush in and see the Cotton Bowl crowd going berzerk .. because Dallas had just scored on a 70 yard TD pass with only 4 minutes to go to get the score to 34-28. Then they worked their way to a 1st and goal at the 2 with less than 2 minutes to go. At which point Dallas flat out chokes and fails to score, and Pack wins. But it such a cool thing to see. The elderbros are razzing Dad, until Meredith throws an interception, then Dad loses it. After that, I was hooked

SHUT UP YOU REPUB!

We'll tell you what is despised .. this insane notion that a gaggle of sh*tl*b justices in the state of Colorado could determine who the people of Colorado could vote for for President. We just ruled 9-0 against that nonsense this morning. Im sure Kentaji wasn't too thrilled to be helping Trump, but she understands that its no use being a US Supreme Court Justice if the USA itself falls apart

Captain Copy/Paste, aka G&GBF-CopyBot, strikes again. I still think it’s hilarious that this guy still thinks it’s justified to continue the “legacy” of a +/- 100 year old song that brought nothing but antagonism to this site. Just like his now-dead boyfriend, he has completely devoted the rest of his life to promoting this song as the greatest-song-evarrr. Why have a relationship with your family or have a purposeful life when you can admit yourself to a treatment center and waste the rest of your life in devotion to a stagnant, secondhand remnant of a bygone age? Pretty much explains why G&GBF was limited to listening to the same song nonstop in his isolation facility near the end.

In all honesty, I enjoy pointing out that your double-digit IQ relegates you to being a copy/paste ‘tard with no original ideas. Then again, not like your now-dead boyfriend was much better. How sad is it when you sacrifice the relationships with the most important people in your life to completely devote the rest of your life to a “song” no one else knows or cares about?

My earliest memories in football were while there was no team in Dallas. It was supposed to be the inaugural year of the AFL. Now most of the details are fuzzy in my mind, but the NFL tried to choke off some good markets. They moved the Cardinals from Chicago to St. Louis, and expanded into Minnesota. The Redskins had blocked Dallas as an expansion city, because they were the only team in the south. The AFL picked Dallas, the Texans. The NFL told the Redskins to shut up, and they expanded to Dallas anyway, the Steers. They were some other name for awhile. Then they switched to the Cowboys. The Texans and the Cowboys played in Dallas together for two years. The Texans won two championships; the Cowboys never won a game, but they drew better crowds. The Texans moved to Kansas City, the Chiefs

G&GBF-CopyBot, you do realize this singular old guy was your now-dead boyfriend’s obsession, right? If you could provide me with things like his name and date of death, I could create my own George Briant obsession.

Whoops, sorry I messed my words up, just like Biden and Trump do all the time. At least one of those guys has no intention of throwing out the Constitution. Well, I can speak like this as long as possible, one inane comment a day, if I am allowed to .

One more for the road. Im so old I can distinctly remember OJ running away on live TV ... from linebackers and safeties, that is

Let me tell you how old I am, Glenn. Im so old I can remember when teams dreaded playing Dallas in the playoffs

George Leon Briant was born exactly 123 (“One, two, three, it’s a new sensation. Dee-de-oh!”) years ago today. So there’s no doubt that G&GBF would be having his old-couple/geezer gals/‘tard anthem party today if he was still alive. OTOH, G&GBF-CopyBot would be proud of all the recycling he did: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Maybe let the Guinness Book of World Records know.

Either way you can say Morrison is overcooked.

The dude was mentally ill, just like the Vietnam war one: Norman Morrison. That one was going to take his baby with him, but a samaritan grabbed it away at the last moment. Actually the original "idea" for this was a Buddhist monk, but he didn't do it to "protest the war". He did it to protest US backed Diem government of South Vietnam. So Morrison was a copycat for a different reason. And somewhere in Vietnam there's a statue of the luny. Probably hamas will erect a statue of this luny.

So, not gonna share any info? Truth be told, I'm probably not the only one who'd be interested. The only thing that might be better would be to learn that you'd copied him like you copy everything else and followed the same path. I would like to ask a favor though: please don't copy his six failed attempts. Just get to it and spare us the whiney write-ups about why you couldn't go through with it. As for me, our family seems to be greatly blessed with good health, mental and physical, so no worries on this end.

AmIRight reaches 100,000 full-lyric parodies next week, 200 of them being “Rhythm Steps” parodies. So I suggest that you prepare for when “Rhythm Steps” becomes the 100,000th parody entry on this site. I hope you’re still alive for that opportunity, Phil Ossifer.

After all he made the Repubs look tolerable for once. He's worse than Hitler combined!

Because I can't do any worse to the Dems what Trump has done to the Republicans.

I larp goooooood!

G&GBF-CopyBot, you do realize this stupid singular moment was your now-dead boyfriend’s obsession, right? If you could provide me with things like his name and date of death, I could create my own Yee-Haw moment.

Sorry, just noticed original song title by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers is, of course, "Break Down" (NOT "Breakdown Down")!

You can keep stealing user names, but nobody's fooled. Your inability to write anything that isn't copied from another source always gives you away. The thought of you writing anyone a letter is beyond hilarious since you'd have to think of what to say without having someone else's material to rely on. Pretty sure you'd be stuck after "Dear..." I've already mentioned (twice) that I no longer use "rest home" since you adamantly denied being in one, so strike two, but if you ever end up where nursing care is required, they'll probably encourage this little hobby of yours as long as it keeps you from talking to them.

Oh, thank goodness Cowboy’s back with another rehash of his favorite high school moment fixation. Can’t wait to read the next eight “parodies” about some stupid high school day.

Not only that, Death to America!

And his accomplices are the magas tronald, tulsi gabtard, sucker, and the rest.

The most evil man in America was just kicked off the Illinois ballot. Will be an easy reelection for Joe and Kamala!

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at perpetuating the memory of my favorite song, but it’s really not an homage to me if you don’t stick to the eight topics I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people can’t get enough of my Gary McNamara story, the wonders of listening to NPR or the joy of sugar-free cake, not to mention the others of course. Don’t make me come back there.

concerning the argument that Biden could use executive authority, keep in mind that it takes more $ to increase border security, and Congress controls the purse, plus the recent bill that Dump sabotaged would actually increase a president's power to act on this issue.

My facts that is aside from my tiny penis.

mocking eeL's eel can't change the facts. thanks for watching the music video.

Thanks for your comment and your 180 bogus 555 votes!

I glow so bright.

You’re **** at parodies.

What a stupid post and completely disrespectful to the original artist. Are you sure we can’t get you interested in some pool cleaning supplies? At least the gene pool would be cleaner.

Eyeah... so, you may remember that little comment a few weeks ago that said (in part) "As of today, this will be the last parody submitted here as we’re finishing our homage to George&GermaineBriantFan." Can any of you kids say "We lied!" to the home audience out there? I knew you could.

If Amiright is going to be nothing more than the personal showcase for THE most mentally ill person that I've ever encountered in the 20 years on the internet, then it should shut down .. TODAY!! ... And I say this knowing that tens of thousands of hours of my own efforts will be flushed down the toilet. So be it

This subject might have made a half way decent parody ONE TIME if done to some well known song like "Bohemian Rhapsody ." But any "reprise" should have been ignored .. and any "second reprise" should have been yawned out of the room.

Maybe Kia could adopt this "Kia Steps" parody as its template for its commercial jingles.Then it could go instantly bankrupt as all Americans everywhere would be react with a stupified boredom. But at least it would clear American highways of all those hideous looking cube shaped vehicles

The vote fraud evidence is in the box with the Iraq WMD evidence.

But jokes on Dump, we have this fortified!

I'm totally not larping to make Democrats looks bad.

as of today, this parody trails eeL's "Shake Rump Off" by only 2 1 votes for getting the most of any eeL parodies (624-626).

If Trump and Biden were the only two presidents in history.

Darrrrrrrrrrr, cawwwwwpy. Darrrrrrrrr, payyyyste. Me is so clever, duh-hee duh- hee.

Hmmm, I noticed you like using some of my other names over and over but I never see you use G&GBF-CopyBot. I created that just for you. Go ahead, we all know who’s posting the ‘tard anthem anyway.

You fool no one. You need the attention so you'll continue to post this stupid stuff every day. Are you sure we can't get you interested in some pool cleaning supplies?

Look, we get it, your diminished mental capacity requires you to constantly repeat songs and ideas, including some of mine, but you fool no one when you post things using my name. Everyone here knows you don’t have anywhere near the creative ability needed to come up with anything original, let alone witty. Maybe you could try posting using a different name. I’d bet MedAdvantage Max is available. BTW didja see my response to you yesterday? Funny stuff!

Dump will get so desperate that he will have to do something analagous to Mike Tyson biting the ear of Evander Holyfield.

if it says Libby Libby Libby on the label label label, you will like it like it like it on the table table table.

well there are bugs on the wall of the house. Looks like an aphid on the window. Glad there are a couple of lady bugs on a sunflower that seeded up and it is the only plant I have flowering because it is taller then 4 feet to receive the California sun when it is not clouded.

Biden is the greatest and sexiest president ever!

Like Trump does.

Captain Verbatim, AKA G&GBF-CopyBot, strikes again. What’s it say about someone who posts the dead guy’s favorite variant of this song and copy/pastes my old responses? I’d say the dead guy was the more clever of the two.

Admin, Please remove this song. I didn't mean to double post it. I will resubmit it properly.

Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.

Actually, not that I don't think you already know this, but I was referring to a sub-group of people who would drive down the "average weight" of any group of people they belonged to. I could have said "women," except the Supreme Court refuses to define that word.

Well, I supposed the left has more "ladies" if by "ladies" you mean "ladies of the night."

2LD4U , .... so all the Abbey Road fans in Sunday School can be amused??

You may not be aware of this, but you introduced yourself to us with a Big 7 song. CML knows more about this than I do. But a good job on a Big 7 song demonstrates real talent for parody.

Good job !!

>>>eeL postulates that on average, the weight of US right-wingers is higher than the weight of US Dems.========================================================================Setting aside the pejorative use of "right-winger," methinks eeL gives not proper consideration to the left having more ladies than the right.

Good, as usual !!

This is excellent. Funny too.

EAT SH!T!

eeL deaL has never seen Illinois' Governor J.B. Pritzker, or "Baron Harkonnen" as we on the right like to call him.

eeL postulates that on average, the weight of US right-wingers is higher than the weight of US Dems.

This is great!

And I'm totally not projecting!

Damn near verbatim. Pretty much explains why you're limited to only posting minor variations to the same old song.

You fool no one. You need the attention so you'll continue to post this stupid stuff every day. Are you sure we can't get you interested in some pool cleaning supplies?

Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at doing criticisms. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.

That's one good reason for all this rain

These entries will continue as long as there is a hostile opposition, so good luck with your stupid criticisms. Because honestly, no one else knew about these songs prior to today and neither did we.

eeL is a mere log to Plump. eeL loved him!

No more of this Paul Pendooshbag or Double Dicked Dickson and his Dorkestra shyte. And no more of this "Jism Strokes" from "Traditional" .. that wouldn't be Herbie ******* Kaye, would it. You think that fools anybody. My older brother sees thru that, and he's technically dead

A guy parodies an entire album, which is also one of the true milestone albums in the history of rock and roll ... and as far as I can tell, did it flawlessly; and for all that gets two thumbs DOWN? By any standard of rationalaity that exists in the realm of human logic, this is one of the best parodies ever done. I know because Im the only other person to do it, and it took me a YEAR to finish it after posting my first verse (not here, elsewhere) It took this fellow maybe a month to do his!! .. Of course he had a lot more subject material to work with than I did ;-D

Good parody, but should be saved for Sunday School!

Hey G&GBF-CopyBot: Since you seem to thrive on repeating things, I'll just reuse the first comment I posted this morning: You just parroted that same line a couple days ago. I've left dozens of great comments for you and your now-dead boyfriend, so stealing something of mine that you haven't used before shouldn't be all that tough. Then again, I'm addressing a 'tard whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his 'tard anthem.

Hey G&GBF-CopyBot: You just parroted that same line a couple days ago. I've left dozens of great comments for you and your now-dead boyfriend, so stealing something of mine that you haven't used before shouldn't be all that tough. Then again, I'm addressing a 'tard whose greatest pleasure in life is reposting minor variations of his 'tard anthem.

I'm curious what you would write in these pseudo-entries if you didn't have stupid TV ads and a +/- 100 year old song to copy/paste from. Then again, anyone who's had the misfortune of slogging through one of your "parodies" would know better than to expect originality, let alone wit. I wouldn't doubt there are funnier phone books out there.

Gosh, that's way better. Can't wait to see your next 12 parodies on the same subject. Ever looked out a window? There's a whole world out there. Please explore it.

Redstaters, just like CML, can dish it out but they can't take it.

eeL just happen to enjoy fapping to Dump! Dumped a massive load into my pants.

the person who thinks eeL previously liked Dump is incorrect. before he was a politician, he didn't hate him but found his apprentice show really stupid & boring.

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Hmmmm, apparently I missed out on all the accolades the other members posted up for your latest rendition of your little song. I guess the majority’s on to something there. As regards your false commentary, does doing this fulfill some higher purpose in your life? Seems like you could do better.

Wow, Wow, Wow! As the singer who is usually singing the Sinatra version at somebody's retirement party or at some atheist funeral... I am delighted to have a version that I can sing at Christian gatherings. Thank you!

Something tells me the parody you're referring to is yourself.

I have a tiny.cc penis.

Twump is worse than Hitler comboned and I'm totally not onsessing over him because I like him or anythingh baka!

trashing Twump is huge fun for eeL so stop trying to take that away. don't knock it until you try it. hating a person as despicable as him is fully appropriate. it's like multiplying 2 negative numbers = a positive number. plus it's the magaTs who were literally trying to hang the VP. eeL's fun is merely verbal.

Actually, Howdy, I'm sure there could be plenty of those who hadn't said anything at that time but probably would agree with me now.

music video for this at tiny.cc/twump-is-twisted

Does this mean that we can all go back to using the word "faggot?" Of course not, because that would make us .. Wait for it ... VOICES OF HATE!! .. If your group was once victims of hostility and slurs, and then pleads for respect, you dam well need to hold up your end of the bargain and give respect as well. But many of you dont

I doubt this parody is original - I’ve encountered better versions that use some of the same material.

I have frequently searched the internet over the years for this comic. I can't find it either.

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

card, Annie Gardener and Mad Hatter have all of my parodies so I don't think I need to be in the author page any more

Record setting 1s here we go!!!

I fap to Dump!

Man I need to stop being ironic.

I eat doodoo!

eeL thought this parody would get the most 1 votes of his parodies, but that is not the case, at least as of today.

I'm living up to my name!

Oh not actually Qwerty, they now say he's the diabolical, genius mastermind behind the plots to finance the Biden private banks with the cooperation of Red China and Zionist Hollywood and ship over migrant drug runners to take over the continental US, while fronting the unconfirmable and implausible reports that our economy is by many standards the best we've have in history. You know.

audio with a.i.-made images for this at tiny.cc/shes-his-type

I don't suppose you're part of that parody team Founders Sing? They seem to have that same obsession.

Remember way back when it was considered extremely poor taste to attack fellow amirighters as fools, tools, ghouls, etc.on the basis of differing beliefs? Good times.

I'm glad to hear that

It's just a parody. I don't roadkill anything for any reason

Animal cruelty

It sounds like you liked the guy secretly.

Remarqué

And mind you I'm not the author LARPing and projecting to make it seem like more than one person will agree with me.

Fascinating, Captain. Here we are witness to a song parody that refers to 21st Earth Century comedian Jimmy Fallon that somehow manages to be less humorous than Jimmy Fallon himself

So, just to be clear, the people who have said since before the 2020 election that Joe Biden was obviously mentally unfit to so much as run a hot dog stand in front of the White House are still the proven liars .. and the side that called us liars and did everything possible to conceal this fact were just making an .. "honest mistake." The things you can say when you are no longer constrained by objective reality in any way

Are you open to writing entries that don’t include copying and parroting TV shows & mundane things? So far, the evidence suggests otherwise. Here, I'll bring it down to your level: Idd okays, when you can't thinks of anything to write, just use copy/paste function. You can vary the number of reprises so you'll feel like you pulled off something clever, just like when you post variants of your 'tard anthem.

Well the worms can be found in the ground but that's pretty much it right now. No flowers

Thanks for your comment Max. I do agree with what you are saying. People do like to lie I guess

Also a common problems with dating profiles as well.

Are you open to writing commentary that doesn't include copying and parroting phrases that I wrote? So far, the evidence suggests otherwise. Here, I'll bring it down to your level: Idd okays, when you can't thinks of anything to write, just write darrrrrrrrrrr. You can vary the number of letters so you'll feel like you pulled off something clever, just like when you post variants of your 'tard anthem.

Wow, how original. Can’t wait to read your next twelve attack variants against the same song. There’s a whole world out there. Please explore it. I’m open to other ideas as long as they don’t come from people who have nothing better to do than bash a +/- 100 year old song. I beg you, please keep us apprised on all the attack variations you have planned for the next several days.

Say, couldn’t help but notice that you ignored my hilarious idea for a Dolly Parton parody as well as my suggestion that, since you specialize in copying everything, you should try copying your now-dead boyfriend’s exit strategy. Not open to others’ ideas?

isn't it funny that Chubby had a hit with "The Twist" in the 1960's, and Fat Boys had a hit with it in 1988?

Your life has been a complete waste since you convinced yourself you were good at writing parodies. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.

It doesn't sound like you're into truths.

I came.

I cant get myself to finish what I was going to do exactly. Card, Annie Gardener, and Mad Hatter will be my three authors when I tell you I'm done with my 192 list..

“Double Dick” Dickson? Does that mean he has Diphalia, a birth condition where you have two ding-a-lings to place into a lady’s thing? Actual medical condition with only 100 known cases. Now he can make love to two of those geezer gals from +/- a century ago G&GBF jacked off to so much. Can hardly wait to see how he performs in the bedroom. Also, UBI is the greatest social solution ever and everyone in American should have it. Why strive for hard work and dedication when you can be like G&GBF-Clone and copy/paste five stupid entries using some computer program each day while researching the excitement of geezer gals from +/- a century ago, a talk show host’s Last-School-Day-Yee-haw!-Rodeo, or the joys of advertisements such as a talking Medicare card or McGruff the Crime Dog. Let’s Be Thankful!

GFY, eeL deaL. Anyone naïve enough to believe they can live well off of Universal Basic Income should just stay in their mommy's basement and hope she has a long life.

I'm MAGA, and I bash this pathologically absurd situation relentlessly. I'm also the one who did all the fake Sandor Clegane posts (ie, What the f***k is a Herbie Kaye, etc) and the "double dicked Dick Dickson" posts So does that make me this demented fark's biggest fanboi? Cause that would be so inconceivably ridiculous that it would be no more or less so than anything else the eeLster posts.

Joe is the greatest president since Carter and Hoover!

hot stuff? 60 aint right

Yeah because brainless Joe and the ho are the way we should go.

Wow, how original. Another verbatim copy from G&GBF-Clone. Since you have an innate need to copy others, how 'bout copying your now-dead boyfriend's exit strategy? Show us how smart you are and see if you can do it in under six attempts. We're pullin' for ya, buddy.

Honestly, G&GBF-Clone, no one on here would be surprised to learn that you not only didn't know what it meant, it would never occur to you to find out. Having dealt with your equally stupid now-dead boyfriend, I'd advise you to start with smaller words and work your way up to concepts like anencephalic. Sure, it'll take years, but you don't seem to have much else to occupy your time.

like the old adage "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", trashing Dump daily promotes health as well. an orange a day is also healthy but rimming Orange Mussolini regularly is a disease.

I swear I do not fap while thinking about Trump hence my TDS!

Here’s what’s funny (unlike your entry): you and ‘tard-boy share a proclivity for posting up basically the same thing every day. Oh, BTW, his stupid song predates MAGA by decades.

Hey dorsal orifice, (I don’t actually know what that means) quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Yeah, wow, great attempt (“parody” and copied comments). Ever consider collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.

the objective truth is fueled by my rampant TDS, anything otherwise is fake news and I'm totally not LARPing!

This once-friendly and enjoyable site has become one of the most ugly and wretched places on the internet.

i liked singing it. do you think Pootin or MBS will help him pay the fines?

247 111 votes and only 34 views? Something is not right.

This was very good JAB!

I have always enjoyed JAB's parodies. He is one of the better authors on this site.

the objective truth is that the magaT cult leader is guilty of all charges. his only hope is delay tactics in court, to try to recapture the presidency as a buffer from trouble, with the help of loads of extremely idiotic voters.

My truth, not the real truth you magaT Nazi!

Seriously Folks this OS is clearly more difficult that several of the Big Seven. The intricacy of the Rhyme Scheme is off the charts. Theres a reason its only been accomplished 12 times in 20 years

I bow to your genius. Great One ;-D

If you want that, you're gonna have to stop breathing; because whenever you're breathing, you're lying.

In addition what Biden has is a healthy mental function, get with the times you magaTs!

OK, even though tard-boy claimed he couldn’t get along with any of his relatives, you’ve got to be very closely related. Just like he was doing at the end, you’re now resorting to just copying entire past replies verbatim. I still think it’s funny that you have to put in some effort to make it look like I made the initial reply in most of your posts. Probably the most work someone like you can manage to do in a day. PS Do they have a room reserved for you out at Idiot Acres?

Some Random Guy: Thanks for remembering! 26 Rings My Foot: no, mine is better, at least in the pacing. Hi, folks! It's 2024 now, and I know I haven't contributed anything here in years, but I came back today to share my parody with someone, and I found this! Of course, I don't have dibs on setting baseball playoff topics to a Christmas song. Welcome aboard, Gabriel O.! Everyone have a happy 2024!

what magaTs call "TDS" is actually healthy critical thinking while the true derangement is their DWS (Dump Worship Syndrome).

Dems running the country to the ground is the America way!

No, thass not the reeL eeL deaL. A body aint never gonna admit that he-s a sniffin' on hiz own butt gass. U be nice, fake eel deel!!

It’s important to acknowledge those with double-digit IQs for whatever minimal contributions they make, since that seems to be the way our educational system is trending. Why strive for excellence when you can rely on others for things like undeserved board votes or continuing a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…

I huff my own farts which explains my intense TDS.

Excellent question. Maybe G&GBF-Clone will answer that for us.

Why would anyone "reprise" something that nobody wanted to read in the first place?

That's one good reason for having my brain tumer and radiation overdose, I'll never be able to grow up.

Thanks for showing everyone how much worse and even more sadistic than Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, and Mao Zedong PUT TOGETHER all you genocidal pro-abortion psychopaths truly are by trying to conflate a few exceedingly rare emergency procedures to save a mother's life with the more than a BILLION cruel and purely elective torturous murders of unborn babies you goose-stepping Moloch-worshipers have committed just to keep the heartless promiscuous perverts from having to deal with the inconvenient consequences of their screwing around. Come back and try your "original position" fallacy on us again after YOU'VE been aborted, you Biden-rimming billion-baby-butchering bіtchwhore.

Wow, G&GBF-Clone, you had to dig back months to find “attention-starved anencephalic”. And if being stupid hurt, you’d be in more pain than your now-dead boyfriend ever was. Shopping for pool-cleaning supplies yet? I’ll help you find coupons if needed.

Ha! Nobody bothers to comment anymore, let alone even read your recycled garbage, so you do what any slobbering, attention-starved anencephalic would do: reprise a past entry. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?

The second line in the chorus should be "While he goes out on trips on his private jet"

Don't try to understand women, son. Women understand women, and they HATE each other!

Also, Joe Biden is just as mentally healthy, sane, and sound of mind as I am, and this upcoming Presidential election is going to be just as legitimate as the last one.

yes, laughing stock Santos getting ejected, then replaced by a Dem in the recent election is a good omen for the Dems taking the House back.

She still does it and I need to vent. Any time she says something even that I might agree with, she starts the conversation putting me down so I'm upset with her and she can continue to blame everything on me and it's my attitude that sucks.

Our Democratic projections are the best!

Trump and his fanboys can dish it out, but they can't take it.

And just like your dead boyfriend, you’re too cowardly to post your comments under your own name. How ‘bout using G&GBF-Clone?

Oh, boo yourself.

Boooooo!

Thank you for letting us all know how you don't give a crap about people whose pregnancy may kill them or babies who are fated to die young and in intolerable amounts of pain, MAGA whore.

Thank you for posting thii.

Once again Creeping Irrelevance gives us yet another insight into the dull life of a copy/paste ‘tard. When the IRS and a Super Bowl incident are considered worthy of commemoration, your brain has the same contents as a Joe Biden diaper.

And I wanna suck Trudeau's dick!

I'm not sure I agree with your last opening statement. This song was wearing thin after the third rendition. OTOH, I think we agree on the rest. Allow me to quote myself from a few weeks ago in one of my last comments to G&GBF: Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience's appreciation and respect for it will grow exponentially.

Just to be clear its not the 200th repitition of a song absolutely no one cares about thats wearing thin, its the universal DISAPPROVAL thats wearing thin. So let me suggest again for whoever is doing this. Get up on stage of any comedy club on the planet and do this stupid trick of yours .. and then when the audience starts booing, tell them their BOOS are wearing thin, and that you intend to do hundreds of the same thing until they realize how funny you're being. I doubt you'd last 10 seconds on the second go round before you are thrown off stage

Maybe you can tell us - was "Darrrrr!" the last sound your now-dead boyfriend uttered? I'm still snickering at the thought of someone choosing pool cleaners as their ticket out. Maybe you could use that concept in your little song: That chlorine is bound to get you. Or...on the off chance you could actually deviate away from your rut (Who am I kidding?) adapt it to Dolly Parton's song "Jolene". Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, help me end this life, I'm just too dumb to live.

These relentless attack variations against “Rhythm Steps” were already thin months ago. OTOH, the song gets funnier with each repetition. Did you really think people couldn’t get enough of these hack-posts against a ninety year old song? C’mon, people can’t get enough of Travis Kelce pushing Andy Reid, hence today’s subject. Besides, the only thing making this moment even better is setting it to the same old song. As long as Phil Ossifer refuses to appreciate the creativity and genius of the original song, there were be plenty more entries to satisfy his craven need to pound out attacks against said song. Darrrrrr!

Dear Captain Obvious, all of this 'Rhythm Steps' nonsense is getting really thin. I appreciate your support. Thanks

The guy who's doing all this is the guy who took over posting George&GermaineBriantFan's stupid-ass song. I almost wonder if G&GBF actually died because this turd does all the same stuff (posts multiple renditions of the same song, uses other people's names, parrots lines from past commentary etc). The only difference is he's not fixated on the same eight subjects the original idiot was. Speaking of same, if anyone has some accurate burial info on him, I just bought a new industrial funnel and would like to test it out.

I know your country's history better than you do. Conservatism doesn't work, in any country. Richard Bennett, John Diefenbaker, Brian Mulroney and Stephen Harper were all terrible Prime Ministers. I can't say that about Joe Clark or Kim Campbell, because they didn't last long enough to try.

In spite of agreeing with the sentiment, I have to admit that this parody wasn't very good.

Justin Trudeau is the 2nd-greatest Prime Minister in Canada's history. He's also the 2nd-greatest in his own family. And, unlike most of the cowards on this site, when I drop a one-rating on a song, as I did here, I admit it.

The above comment was NOT posted by me. It looks like we have someone stealing other people's names on here. To the fake 'The Parody Author', you should be ashamed of yourself

The answer to your question is simple: he's standing because if he doesn't, or doesn't win, he's going to end up behind bars before very long. His only possible way of staying free is to become president and cause yet another constitutional crisis by pardoning himself (without, of course, ever admitting that he did anything wrong.. which for anyone else would be a prerequisite for receiving a presidential pardon).

That's why he's doing everything in his power to delay all the cases against him until after the election. Well, one reason: another would be the number of independents who would refuse to vote for him if convicted. Strange, he's so obviously guilty of so many things, just from what we already have in the public domain.

..but a fun parody :)

Look, we get it, your diminished mental capacity requires you to constantly repeat songs and ideas, including some of mine (see “Jehova’s Witlesses”) but you fool no one when you post things using my name. Everyone here knows you don’t have anywhere near the creative ability needed to come up with anything original, let alone witty. Maybe you could try posting using a different name. I’d bet MedAdvantage Max is available. BTW didja see my response to you yesterday? Funny stuff!

Wow Creeping Irrelevance, when I called you a grade-school flunker yesterday, I was being kind. This entry might just be your dumbest one yet, and the other one from today was copy/pasted from one of your dead boyfriend’s variations. But, some things never change, like pounding out variations of the same song each day or continuing a “legacy” no one else knows or cares about. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?

To tell the truth, I'm no Biden supporter either. What is frightening you have a potential world leader saying he would support the invasion of a NATO ally.

Clarify something for me: how is your desire to keep on pounding out mini smear campaigns against a 90-year-old song logical or justifiable? This song has more merit that 100% of all pop songs today, and has more wit and originality than any other music genre in history. It should have been played at the Stupid Bowel-movement (Super Bowl), therefore there wouldn’t have been this media frenzy over Travis Kelce pushing Andy Reid, or Taylor Swift being the hero of the VIP booth. Lastly, as regards what I consider parody source material, maybe I wouldn’t consider writing about “your” jar of fecal matter if you actually wrote worthwhile commentary. I think we both know the odds of that happening.

Ignorant minds? Like the ones that knew in early 2020 that Biden was not mentally up to the task of being a dogcatcher's assistant, let alone be leader of the free world? Was our "ignorance" brutally exposed in that recent Press Clownference or WHAT?. I especially liked the part where Biden yelled at a reporter who asked about his mental state .. Because nothing refutes the possibility of dementia than an OLD MAN YELLING!!

Clarify something for me: how is your desire to keep on cranking out minor variations to the same song an "impediment" to me explaining anything? It doesn't surprise me that you can't comprehend how trite it actually is, but suffice it to say there's probably not enough bandwidth to explain why it's neither creative nor genius. If it had any merit whatsoever, musicologists would be all over it like they were with Appalachian music. Instead, there were only two people who were ever interested in it: you and your now-dead boyfriend. I'd be scared to own a jar of poop for fear that you'd come steal it for parody source material. Just curious, does it hurt to be unable to create your own snarky comments?

Surprise anybody? There was never any intention to quit this song, nor surprise anyone by pretending to do so. That might be an impediment when I ask you to show me how this song isn’t “creative” or “genius”. The song was funny on day one, and it’s still funny now. Anyway, if that’s what you consider commentary, a jar of poop would amuse you for years. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?

Neither Leslie Nielsen nor Heath Ledger could be reached for comment. But, the former being Canadian and the latter being Australian, they probably wouldn't have liked Trump any more than you and I do.

Don't let the Russbots get you down. Screw 'em, it's great.

I apologize for taking so long, sing rickety duncan-ty din. I apologize for taking so long, to find this parodied Lehrer song. I can't imagine where I went wrong... But I give it a five for a win, a win, I give it a five for a win.

a man drink like that and he don't eat he is going to die

Not only that, he never return my calls.

Did you really think you surprised anybody?

Dump is still standing because of an abundance of ignorant minds. there can be no other conclusion.

Eyeah... so, you may remember that little comment last week that said (in part) "As of today, this will be the last parody submitted here as we’re finishing our homage to George&GermaineBriantFan." Can any of you kids say "We lied!" to the home audience out there? I knew you could.

Who burned the map?

If that's what you consider wit, a pile of dry grass clippings would amuse you for weeks. Genius song? Apparently G&GBF wasn't the only one to flunk out of grade school. Didn't watch the Super Bowl. My team didn't make the playoffs and I'm not a big fan of the teams who ended up playing in it. I've never been a Swift fan, and as I told your dead boyfriend, if her past record is any indication, Kelce's gonna end up being dropped hard at some point. Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can't do better.

Hmmm, maybe I need glasses. Apparently I must've missed all the accolades the other members posted up for each rendition of your little song. I guess the majority's on to something there. As to your other contention, looks like that same group who has yet to give you the slightest bit of positive affirmation also neglected to show any "consensus" whatsoever regarding the validity of my arguments. Question: If "no one" cared about my critiques, why would you bother responding to them?

Three witty things about this song: A) “Dee-de-oh!” B) The instrumental call-back repeated four times. C) “Simple as the day is long!” … and ten other things. Having trouble admitting that this was a genius song, or are you still focusing your one brain cell on the Super Bowl and the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce Extravaganza? Seems like you could do better!

Should we talk about more important things like your inability to admit the greatness of the OS, or the fact that no one cares about your “critiques”? Seems to be the consensus on the board that your arguments have no validity.

Are you talking about the comment wars or the constantly repeated song that prompted them?

Anyone agree with me that these scrawlings are all the work of one schizophrenic loner?

By the way the phrase was written (albeit under my name) the implication was that you expected to be thanked for providing a reprieve, when any cessation was due strictly to the board not posting new entries on weekends. As to your other question, no, I didn't say that about myself. Don't worry, those with IQs over 100 got it, and provided you can find a patient one with tons of spare time, they can show you the difference. Lastly, no laughs for the pool supplies joke? Well, at least not publicly, huh? Say, here's a parody song idea: six painful ways to (not) off yourself. C'mon, the internet was right there. How hard could it have been? Darrrrrrrr.

"Brain capability" says the 'tard who has to copy other people's responses to form a reply. I've challenged you and your dead boyfriend any number of times to show me the wit and special creativity you both claimed were inherent in your little song, and each challenge was met with some second grade retort and no substance. It was also you who claimed that the reason for plague-bombing this song was to stir up interest from academia. So...you're not being inundated by visits from Ivy League music historians? Wanna see my shocked face?

Logic is obviously not your strong suit, is it? There wouldn’t be a “reprieve” if the site didn’t take a break on the weekends for allowing submissions. Be fortunate to didn’t have to be reminded of this song over the weekend. Say, wasn’t it you who said crayons and glitter are above your pay grade? I doubt you could even pick up a crayon, let alone know what to do with it. Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.

I know you're all proud of yourself for utilizing past critiques in your latest attempt to bash this song, but just like the previous ones, it’s obvious that you couldn’t appreciate a single bit of this song if your life depended on it. Hence, it’s hardly a stretch to say that brain capability and appreciation are way above your pay grade.

Hmmm, since you posted last Friday and the board doesn't show new entries on Saturday or Sunday, there wasn't an actual "reprieve", was there? Are you the one who helped G&GBF pick out the pool cleaning supplies? Thanks! At least now the gene pool's cleaner.

I know you're all proud of yourself for utilizing some program that allows you to drop these out by the ton, but just like your dead boyfriend, it's obvious that you couldn't make a parody with creativity, let alone humor, if your life depended on it. Hence, it's hardly a stretch to say that crayons and glitter are way above your pay grade.

"You mean ALL there?"

Wow, Creeping Irrelevance, things must be really slow out there at the irrelevance factory if you've got the time to drop five of your 'tard turds and supply commentary for both of us. I'm guessing they ran out of crayons and glitter and told you unwanted wastes of skin to fend for yourselves.

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thank you for the reprieve. I see you’re back to the Wahlberg thing again, meaning the other five stupid films will be making their appearance soon. Is it true that Beck did a song about you called “Loser”?

This WAS a wonderful site until we had twelve variants of “Rhythm Steps” every week.

This WAS a wonderful site until the bogus votes started.

@Exabyter - Thanks mate.

Also I'm a fraud.

Up until just now, I had not seen either your parody "The Challenge" or your comment. Well, it looks like you may be up to the task of doing all seven ;-D ... As for me, I've done Bo Rhap and Supercali- many times and Major General once. But one thing I have done is the ENTIRE Abbey Road album on one subject .. America's propensity to being overweight due to crappy dietary habits .. which I entitled "Flabby Road." ... I have submitted a petition to the World Parody Council to count that as not one but two Big Seven substitutions. At the moment this motion has been sent to a special Amiright Study Group. Inasmuch as I submitted this ten years ago, I'm beginning to suspect that they are stonewalling me.

As long as we're redefining the Big Seven, consider "Along Comes Mary" due to its intricate rhyming scheme. Thats what puts "Blinded by the Light" in the mix ... And one of the factors for Big Sevenhood is familiarity. These are all well known songs (excepting Major General, I suppose)

One spoon will have you breathing fire that would make a Dragon Blush

Chili so hot it burns holes in the kitchen floor and dissolves Tree Branches

Wow Mr. Thirteen-votes, things must be really slow out there at your mommy’s basement if you’ve got the time to supply 247 votes to a parody about a fungicide cleaner. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither do any of your votes here.

Rode in a Corvaire Convertible a a few years ago the one that got that little Prick Ralph Nader all worked up

Just like me, a strawman of TDS riddled carcass.

I jizzed!

Well like I said, I haven't really said thanks for having me until now

wow, 624 1 votes already? this one is in a contest with eeL's "91 Counts" for the amiright parody with the most 1 votes. didn't expect that but it fills eeLster with immense pride.

As of today, this will be the last parody submitted here as we’re finishing our homage to George&GermaineBriantFan. I doubt anyone bothered to talk about the vocal refrain, instrumental call-back or the world on its feet, but then I doubt they paid attention either. Simple as the day is long!

Very sweet sentiment. I wish the "watch site grow" lyric was accurate. Looks like the exact opposite is happening nowadays

9 months until tronald's concession speech...or is it insurrection speech?

I think I just found my new go-to song for karaoke night. Time to rehearse and memorize

Wow, I had no idea you could read minds. At least it’s an interesting departure as regards subject matter.

The interesting thing about I’ve Just Seen q. Face is that it’s only been attempted 22 times. It’s not like it’s hiding in obscurity on Rubber Soul. But those that I surveyed were all well written parodies - even if some had offensive subject matter. Only the skillful even attempt it. Every one I reviewed had exactly 33 syllables in all 3 verses. I think it would be a great addition to the Big Seven ===================================== Other possible replacements. Replace Be Our Guest with The Lonely Goatherd. The challenge of both songs is coming up with the same rhyme incessantly throughout the song. Lonely Goatherd has been attempted 4 times. I was interested in how they handled the yodel lines. Two of them left them unparodied. One parodied the yodel lines beyond recognition. I had trouble following it because it went into great detail about military equipment. The remaining parody was the first listed in the Search. It featured a very clever parody of the yodel lines that kept the yodel effect intact. But I have to give it an R/X rating. ================================= Replace Blinded by the Light with Joseph’s Coat. From Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream coat. It’s lengthy, but what makes it interesting is the 45-fold list at the end. It’s never been attempted, and it’s not because it hasn’t occurred to anyone. I know that because it has a sister song, Jacob and. Sons, which has been parodied. It’s h are to wind down Jacob and Sons without automatically phasing into Joseph’s Coat. ================•===================== I surveyed 35 parodies of American Pie looking only at the first line. I wanted to know how prevalent “A long long time ago” actually is. Weird Al with all his talent, begins his parody with “A long long time ago.” The survey results are hard to interpret. 26 of the 35 parodies I surveyed began that way. But 14 were from the same author, and all 14 began that way. Of the 9 that started differently, 1 was posted in triplicate under three different names. Of the 6 that remain, one was a duplicate (again under different names). That leaves 6 unique alternate opening lines. Five of the six clearly referred to some length of time ago The only real departure from “A long…” is the one submitted three times.

Damn, this entry took even less time to pound out than the wonders of winning PCH, or the joy of Mark Wahlberg films that won’t come out for half a year. Fortunately this appears to be the final day of these homages to G&GBF, and therefore the song should be retired now. You said so yourself: you were only planning to do this “until the end of this week”. But then again, why should we trust anyone who’s willing to perpetuate this song even further into the ground? OTOH, I’ll consider changing my opinion if you can name three “witty” or “original” things about this stupid song.

It's so easy to see their comments are phony. So magas lose elections AND phonys ;-p

Dammmmnnn, you're almost as dumb as your boyfriend was. A) there isn't a hint of wit in that stupid song. Interesting that you're trying to take up a claim he occasionally tried to make but could never manage to prove. B) Did you drop our of school during 2nd grade too? If you were following the daily interactions between us, you had to notice how many times he stole funny lines I'd written in previous posts and parroted them back at me. The fact that he had to rely on that tactic as opposed to responding with something original speaks volumes, hence my line about "why strive for excellence". His tag line merely reinforces my point.

I recommend we substitute Edmond Fitzgerald with the Beatles' "I've Just Seen a Face." 3 verses, 1 line per verse, 33 syllables plus 2 internal rhymes per line. Allow credit for +/- 2 syllables IF the flow of the song is not damaged. Do not announce the credit criteria. =================================================== I recommend we keep American Pie, but disallow credit if it begins "A long, long time ago.

Continued Part 2. Supercal... should stay on the list with a proviso that the "Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay" verse should be parodied as well. It's too big a chunk of the song (the entire 2nd verse) to risk someone claiming that it's an integral part. Parodying as lyrics-only is ok. But it's not clear what would happen if a performer were to leave 44 syllables intact from the original. Plus, we will have made the song more difficult to parody. I am not an attorney, so I'll leave it at that.

One of the songs I had thought out working on in the late 2000s at one point, but gave up on it.

Dreaming of Trump dying makes me wet.

Lets have the sex!

It’s important to acknowledge the wit and originality that went into performing this song 90 years ago, since that seems to be the way our comment section is trending. Why strive for originality when you can use Browserling’s word replacer to create ten variations of the same song in one hour? BTW good job stealing “Simple as the day is long” from the end of the OS.

Since it’s been on the site often lately, we should substitute “Rhythm Steps” for the Edmund Fitzgerald song on the “Big Seven”. Oh wait, anyone can parody “Rhythm Steps”: Just use Browserling’s word replacer and you can create ten variations within an hour.

Edmund Fitzgerald can be retired from the list with no tears from me. I think that it made the list because of the word volume. But it becomes an easier task when you see it as a meter of 5 syllables, 6 syllables, and then 10 syllables. That becomes a couplet (2 lines). In this song, 4 couplets make a verse, and the OS had 7 verses. (The parody version had 9 verses.) But I never dealt with more than 10 syllables at a time, and that was manageable. It just took a long time to finish the song. "Supercal.... is the same way, except a verse is 4 lines of 14 syllables - still manageable. But Supercal... should remain on the list for an entirely different reason.

Welcome Glenn Walker! I appreciate you putting in your time to leave meaningful comments. Shame the bogus votes have totally destroyed the voting system which NOBODY will address.

A couple of alternative lines for you. I think it's in the chorus. Consider using genius lyrics website for the OS: "Danielle Smith won't pay carbon tax; Even with reporter hacks; Sussex place needs more than a broom; Trudeau is gonna lose" I know there's a lot of material to go against this guy. Try to change it up.

the real eeL enjoyed singing this. was Adam inspired to write this by Joni's performance of the original at the Grammy's? Grammy's are named after the grammophone, and would be named Phoney's if named after the phonograph. the big winners at the amiright Phoney's are the magaTs.

"Pennsylvania Polka" is played in the movie "Ground Hog Day" where Bill Murray keeps reliving the same day over and over. the Dump era sort of feels like that, a repeating nightmare.

It’s important to acknowledge those with double-digit IQs for whatever minimal contributions they make, since that seems to be the way our educational system is trending. Why strive for excellence when you can rely on others for things like undeserved board votes or continuing a “legacy” that no one else knows or cares about. Simple as the day is long…

Endlessly entertaining, like watching your hero die of a brain disorder and wondering how it could have possibly taken so long.

Duran Duran did an entire song called "Notorious."

From the river to the sea!

My TDS butt buddy, lets get together!

They're worse than Hitler combined! Free Palestine!

Thanks

Lennie, Did you miss my parody called The Challenge published January 31?

Now that is a high honor indeed, being officially welcomed by the Amiright Guild of Parody Masters, as it is comprised of every author who has managed to parody each of the "Big Seven". You have already done two -- Major General and Edmund. The Five remaining are "American Pie, Blinded By The Light, Supercali-, Bohemian Rhapsody and the last one, I think its " I Put a Spell On You" (Inside joke) .. Actually the last one may be " My Favorite Things" ........ IMHO, either Bo Rhap or Super Cali- should drop out in favor of "We Didnt Start The Fire", which is MUCH more challenging

I was glad to see your comment I accept the welcome on it Writ in parody domain With the iIQ of a locust I could figure out your OS If I only. Had a brain.

We represent the Amiright Guild, the Amiright Guild, the AMIRIGHT Guild ... And in the name of the Amiright GUILD .. we welcome you to Parody Land

We've always known you have no mind of your own, Kommie Kapo Kocksucker. This latest mindless regurgitation of yours proves it.

Endlessly entertaining, just like the other 8,000,000,000 variants.

But what about his copy/pasted song? I didn’t receive an answer from “Creeping Irrelevance” when I asked on Tuesday, so I’ll ask again: why do we need to see more of this crap?

Inglorious parody.

I always knew maga=isis. This proves it.

Best Olympic "sport" next to curling ;-p

Why thank you! I approve of those who defend cats, so I'd call that a win-win.

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Sounds like a crazy universe.

We won by 3 million in 2016, 7 million in 2020, and with Biden's Economic Miracle I predict a spread of 20 million against the Fascist!

After tronald loses again in Roevember he's going to prison for a long time.

As a Christmas Carol fan, I approve :)

Hmmm, apparently the ‘tard king is still alive. He specialized in copying many of my zingers. I remember being particularly proud of this one.

Funny you mention that. I used to tell our resident village idiot the same thing when he’d write commentary under someone else’s name. As for you, does doing this fulfill some higher purpose in your life? Seems like you could do better.

There's a landslide alright. Guess you can declare the parody to be #1.

Also, since we get to see reprises of this song until Friday, would you mind if we set up a pool to see if anyone can guess how many minutes it took to pound this variant out? Didya catch the tie-in: Pool — pool cleaners that helped to get G&GBF to where he is now?

Once again — you devote more time complaining about the existence of these entries than it does to actually write them. Thank Browserling and its word replacer for making these entries quicker than ever to put out!

PS to anyone wondering the coff, coff, coffee part was to parody the part of the song where they sing nah nah nah nah for like 30 seconds

Hey guys, I appreciate your efforts at perpetuating the memory of my favorite song, but it’s really not an homage to me if you don’t stick to the eight topics I loved beating into the ground. C’mon, people can’t get enough of my Gary McNamara story, the wonders of listening to NPR or the joy of sugar-free cake, not to mention the others of course. Don’t make me come back there.

Endlessly entertaining, just like the other 8,000 variants.

Anyone else like it?

I want to have sex with him.

My TDS has no limit!

Feel free to keep us in suspense.

BTW, this parody is based off a current Progressive Insurance radio ad involving a middle-school girl, sleepovers and a broken window. Anyone else recognize it?

Oh, I see. I guess I was just too dazzled by the success he had in getting people hyped up over some long-gone '50s TV episode to notice the subtle approach he used in inundating this site with his daily turd bombings based on a (+/-) 100 year old song. I beg you, please keep us apprised on all the scholarly research your efforts engender.

As G&GBF originally explained on this site, “the point” is to try to spread awareness about this song, which was virtually unknown until relatively recently. The intention is to get more people interested in this song, which would eventually lead to scholarly research on this song.

Like Trump.

Seems like you're ducking Phil's question. What's the point of continuing to pound this into the ground?

That’s correct. Entries of “Rhythm Steps” will continue until the end of this week, after which the song will be retired from this site.

maybe E Jean will use the $ from both settlements to help other victims of Rump sue him. his victims should be seated in the front row of any Rump-Biden debates, just as Bill Clinton's accusers were seated at a Rump-Hillary debate...it's funny to see the ratio of 1 votes to page views for this at 442 to 34. it seems that the greater that ratio is, the better the parody.

If I understand the situation correctly (based on a response to someone's questions yesterday), the original poster of these stupid non-parodies has died and some person or persons decided that this song, which brought nothing but antagonism to this site, is now going to be repeated ("reprised" in the original 'tard's words) for a certain amount of time as an homage to G&GBF. This, despite the fact that G&GBF admitted (twice) that he came here with the sole intention of being an annoyance to people who were more or less normal, something he definitely was not. So again, why do we need to see more of this crap? The original author is dead, and these "songs" should be too.

Seeing as how shes now the darling of CNN and MSNBC and The View and other day time talk shows; how can it be said her reputation has been damaged, even to the tune of half a penny? In fact, her reputation has been enhanced. Indeed, the only damage done to her image lately was due to her acting out in a schizophrenic manner on live TV last week. Perhaps she should sue herself for another 80 mil

At one point or another, Ive learned three separate foreign languages (El linguaje Español, Русский Язык, and اللغة العربية ( Arabic). The latter two I learned in the military; Spanish because I was born and raised in AZ, so you basically pick that language up by osmosis. I was also slightly conversant in Latin. Unfortunately, as Latin is a dead language, there was never anyone to converse with ... We have two people here who are not native speaker but who together have done hundreds of parodies, an absolutely amazing feat. As for me, I probably hold the record for most foreign languages used for parodies (or TBH, parody fragments) (4)

So when will you do a parody of Garvey's opponent, Adam Sch*ff, a person who redefines the term "pathologically lying left-wing shartweasel" with every semantic emanation that escapes the linguistic bunghole in the middle of his face? Asking for a friend

Really? Did Al Yankovic just drink a cup of anti-freeze over the weekend, as someone (apparently your monstrously deranged self) claimed you did? Apparently you didn't as about 4 more of these bizarre, non parody parodies have popped up this week ..... BTW, "Traditional" is a category for songs that are long lived and WELL KNOWN that the author's name is irrelevant. It is not meant to be a category for songs so old and obscure that NOBODY remembers them ... even the oldest residents of nursing homes

I'm totally not projecting.

THIS IS OUR NEW AL YANKOVICH!!!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Now do ambergris!

CML, you appear to be multilingual.

I was glad to find the shorter version as I remember from the 60's. My proofreading skills have slipped a bit. You're right, the first line should have read "monkeys". Glad someone is still reading my output.

From the makers of Nigga Please Cereal!

As of this moment we plan to post entries of this song throughout this week, as a tribute to G&GBF, after which the song will be retired from this site.

MAGA is so friggin' deranged, he thinks Joe reads this website. Jeesus Christ, get some therapy, STAT.

I'm currently working on one with a Bryan Adams song.

curse that 4th reich!

it's an unforgivable sin to present false witness against thy neighbor, so those posing as other authors would be smart to stop that. eeL does massively get off on trashing Dump, but only ladies can get sexually wet.

So, is this official? Also, are you going to take over the franchise and keep posting his song?

Thought of murdering Trump makes me wet!

I felt like I needed to get a better dis track lately after the freedom convoy ruckus. Just needed the right OS.

Rest in peace, we will always remember you.

Aired on FNX (First Nations Experience) on January 13, 2024. (first American airing)

Never underestimate an adversary whose musical canon includes actual cannons

Nice job!

Forgot to tell you (or maybe I was just too lazy) but АББА stands for the first names of the group members, namely .. Anastasia Sakhmehof, Боris Бetinov, Бogdan Djekhov and Anna Kaganobich...... Actually, there is no J sound in Russian, but Russian alphabet improvises by combining D and ZH to make J. But if I had written Dzhekhof, you wouldnt have gotten the .. "joke"

Thanks so much, You did well with this one. The day Trudeau is gone there will be a celebration in the streets.

Hi! Welcome back! This was really good! 555!

The world was going down the tubes.They needed a scapegoat. They found Wayne.

Could I do it? If you don't want to?

Don't really follow space news, so that'd explain why it wasn't on my radar (ha). Thanks for the comment, though!

To be honest I thought it was going to be about a certain mysterious object that was seen orbiting the Earth. Still good work.

Ai remix of oversimplified's voice when? Nice job with the lyrical work tho. 👍

Good start, you should do the whole song.I plan to do a parody of Chumbawumba's Hey Hey We're the Junkies.

If I were a gambling man, my money would be on hoax. As for inflicting mental illness on this site... well, they allow nutjobs like E.D., M.P., P.A., and Z.A.B. to post their demented delusional drivel here, don't they?

If this is a hoax, it would be one of the sickest posts ever made at this website .... If this is true, then how could the gatekeepers of this site allow this person to relentlessly inflict his mental illness on this site .. because it was beyond obvious, to me at least, that something was very wrong with him.

I see a crazed dude who keeps trollin .. There seems no end to it, I fear. I see his madness overflowing. I fear this site will fall to ruin .... Dont post more tonight. Cause its bound to start a fight. When will Admin put this right? ....... BTW, I like your message, Annie

If he makes you mad, then he must be doing the right thing for the vast majority of the people of his country. And by the way, when I give a parody all ones, I admit it. Most bums on the far right aren't man enough to admit it. Here, I did it, and I admit it.

Of course, living like monkeys and living like Monkees are two very different things; monkeys' lives are typically solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short (as the cynical philosopher Hobbes would say) while the rather more civilized and peaceable lives any and all of the Monkees lived were typically much more enjoyable.

With rhyme sublime, it keeps the time! It's been a long while since I've visited this site. I'm glad I was here to find this one. Nice work.

George&GermaineBriantFan http://www.amiright dot com/parody/misc/jamesarthur1.shtml

"Vote Trump."

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1753148848027980000

Heh! Jimmy Carter was a HORRIBLE President; but he was superior to the treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden in the respect that he actually WAS a real President, legitimately elected with no multi-million fake ballot dumps the day after the election to steal it for the loser, although—as the late great P.J. O'Rourke pointed out—the voters wisely proceeded to un-elect him again as soon as they could once they figured out how incompetent and inept he was. In proclaiming yourself to be as "healthy" in every respect as the drooling demented puppet currently illegally squatting in the White House with his fellow capital traitors, you've already openly admitted to being morally bankrupt, mentally deficient and so physically debilitated that you can scarcely climb a short flight of stairs without tripping over your own feet—which explains a lot, but still kinda begs the question of why anyone's allowing you access to a computer in your padded cell.

Lloyd Richard Smith, aka “George&GermaineBriantFan” died at 9:35 P.M. this evening at a Hammond, Louisiana hospital after spending nearly 7 hours in a coma induced by the effects of antifreeze ingestion. His last words were reportedly, “I love you, Carole.” As reported here recently, he attempted superglue ingestion on January 31st. He was in inpatient care for the past 8 months and was diagnosed with fatal insomnia in December of last year. Prior to this, he lived with an aunt.

I’m a personal friend of the person who usually posted under “George&GermaineBriantFan” on here. He slipped into a coma this afternoon after having an unsupervised lunch. I believe he ingested a toxic chemical along with his meal. He isn’t doing too well and could be taken off life support this evening if his condition worsens. Please keep him in your prayers.

Biden is the greatest president since Jimmy Carter!

So GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, I have a question: if you were to compile a list of your six (well, I guess seven now) suicide attempts, would you call that collection your greatest $#!ts? Bonus question: since you have this craven need to p!$$ people off with your geezer gal fixations and orgasms over some deceased couple, would you mind if I sniff some glue to see if I can guess your next crazy suicide method correctly. Did ya catch the connection: Glue — superglue swallowing that got you to where you are today?

Hey tard-boy, I thought you were supposed to be off in some hospital today waiting for your brain disease to finish you off. Question: since your superglue swallowing attempt this past Tuesday night, can we assume that you haven’t noticed any changes as your condition worsens? This is about your seventh attempt to join the Briants. Maybe let your fellow ‘tards at Droolsbunny Dorms know.

Joe's gonna beat the maga just like Ali. He'll float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I guess the MAGA one guy and Justin Mohn aren't the same after all..unless they let him online in prison.

13 = 13
169 = 13 X 13
μ(169 X 1 + 13 X 5) = ~1.3 (to the nearest tenth), &
4 = Death

Nobody here is too superstitious, I hope?

Maybe that's just what someone WANTS you to think!

Ooh... Somebody just added one more 111 bomb to make it 248; superstitious much?

247 = 13 X 19

Here's hoping nobody here is too triskaidekaphobic... or enneadecaphobic.

some of us like pronouncing maga the same way maggot is pronounced. hence, magaTs refers to those maggots who occupy T's butt.

Math Major, so does the first word of your username.

welcome, but I think the people this needs to be said to aren't going to listen.

interesting that this crap posted by a phony eeL deaL has gotten a load of 1 votes. doesn't that show us that the amiright 1-bomber doesn't target particular themes but particular authors? the security code for this comment is Y3S, so i guess it's true.

Looks like here (and elsewhere) MAGA's main weak defense is calling other people names.

This is a much needed post, Annie!! Thank you for your effort.

“EXCELLENT!!!”

MAGA and Nazi each has four letters with a short A sound in the first syllable.

Seriously? We’re hawking a Mark Wahlberg film that won’t be out for half a year now? I see one of the character’s names is Roxanne, which means that the 300 Boy Scouts are going to be making their appearance soon. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?

Booooooooo!

Yeah, right! The way things are going, it'll be a small miracle if treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden's name is on the ballot at all come Autumn, as he's such an obvious loser that the DemoKKKrats are likely to pull their ol' Toricelli Maneuver to replace him with either Hitlery Rothag Clit-tongue or Bathhouse Barry Hussein's beard Moochelle.

Nice try, impostor, but you're way too honest about what genocidal psychopaths all baby-butchering Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are to pass as E.D. who's lying if he's breathing.

maga=isis=hamas

It's a good thing I like it!

Also, an update on my health since I had to have doctor’s appointments today. They did another brain scan and said that my brain function is almost completely gone, that my breathing is severely impaired. I’ve been diagnosed with a form of “fatal insomnia”, basically meaning I get no sleep whatsoever, and that I have to start preparing now for the end. I hugged my picture of George and Germaine Briant, my stuffed animal named “Carol”, and wept tears of joy. What a thrill it will be to pass away at this hospital. I’m am now ready for it more than ever.

G&GBF here. I put superglue in my mouth the night before I posted this (1/31) and had to have it removed, so I had no spare time to post a new entry. But there will be two more entries tomorrow to make up for it.

“Jackson HOO-yeah!!!”

eeL deaL you seem a bit unhinged. Explain the context.

The word slurring, the nonsensical tangents about windmills, toilets flushing properly, the constant whining about unfairness and treatment by the law, the rhetoric to take vengeance on any and all who have dared not voted for him, prosecuted him, or hedged more cash for his dwindling defense funds...this is the man you want in a world of two old farts competing for the fate of the world.

I'm afraid there's VASTLY more evidence of Biden's decrepitude than Trump's. Take an event that occurred just after Biden was installed as the White House Occupant. He could not remember the name of Lloyd Austin, the history making Sec Def. And then he referred to the Pentagon as "that outfit over there" ..... Consider the enormity of that. The Pentagon has been located just three miles away from Capitol Hill for SEVENTY YEARS! It was also, for a long time, the largest office building in the world. Moreover, for ease of reference for the cognitive impaired, it is shaped like a F*****G PENTAGON. If you cant remember its name, you arent qualified to be emptying trash cans there, let alone be Commander in Chief ..... That would be like Putin calling Red Square, "that parade ground outside, or the Pope calling St Peters, "that big church over there."

What, no parody of Rhythm Steps today??? (Feb 1) How will I make it thru the day?

is there even a word to describe how awful it is to decapitate one's own father over differing political views? conspiracy nuts, please vomit up the poison.

it's the most horrendous example of what extreme magaTism can lead to. Faux News and the alt-right media has this head on their hands. will check out your "Decapitation" next, then eeL might have to work on one dealing with this awful crime.

eeL apologizes for typing the Beatles title wrong.

Yet you champion the fool who can't tell the difference between Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley. "Oh, that's just Trump joking!", you would cry. Too stupid for words.

MAGA is so sad. You have to laugh to not cry.

Fortified with 10 essential vitamins and vitamins, part of this nutritious beeakfast! Lol.

You Nazis hates me because I'm not a part of your cult!

Thanks for your comment

Anytime someone spoofs a Tragically Hip song to make fun of Trudeau it's awesome.

It's ''Google,'' Not ''Goggle!''

Very good job

Excellent. Enjoyed it.

I suspected that’s what was happening

Lol.

the very good rhyme replacement scheme in this inspired this audio recording: tiny.cc/election-rigging

Glenn Walker, it doesn't matter how good or bad a parody is. It is still going to get the same bogus 14 votes. Why don't you read some of my older parodies?

Well, I got my 14 555's for the day. I had to make it 15 in order to post this. But thank you to the 14 faithful people who have literally supported me with 5's from Day 1.

Looks good !!

Good job. Nice topic, and I learned something about Claude Monet in the process.

any mental midgets who still think the voting is legit here, simply digest Observer's comment, if you can handle basic math...it was a synchronicity for eeL to see Madonna's "Borderline" mentioned on "Toon In With Me" this morning.

When we say "fortified" we mean "rigged" of course; and you have no legal standing to challenge it, so know your place, peasant!

I don't get it. I get the first line. After that, the meter of your parody doesn't seem to match the meter of the original. For instance your second line "But then I know it's cheese, bread, and wine, oh no" contains 11 syllables, where the corresponding line of the original "But then I know it's growin' strong" contains 8 syllables. Third line: Parody 13; Original 11. Fourth: It would have worked without the added "and better." I actually enjoyed reading and singing along. I just didn't know what to do with the extra syllables you provided. I look forward to seeing more of your work.

I wonder if you can take your TDS further.

You could say the voting is fortified.

How the HELL can this have 26 views and a total of 104 votes?! Why WON'T ChuckyG fix this?!

You do parrot the current wisdom for the last week of January well, I'll give you that much. But riddle me this: Why does Biden need this "deal" before he starts enforcing the border. Why not use the laws that were already on the books that Trump utilized that kept illegal immigration to a fraction of what it is now? And why is Biden suddenly hot to control the border when just last week he was ordering the Border Patrol to cut barbed wire barriers in Texas ... And, of course we all know why. Because this "Border deal" is a barge load of unmitigated and unexpurgated ... Horse .. s&*t

George Leon Briant died nineteen years ago today, three days after the death of Germaine, his wife of eighty-three years. We will never forget him!

Seems like your biggest feat this week is reprising the AFV entry from a few days ago. I understand that you lost virtually all your brain cells after you left second grade, but can’t your remaining two figure out that no one has yet to thank you for introducing them to this “song”?

I see you’re continuing the trend of providing “topics” for your perpetual fecalfest. Question: since your mission to find the missing third brain cell, did it finally dawn on you that you don’t seem to be able to do anything well?

If you do this with ease I can see more great works from you in the future. Kudos and keep up the good work!

The irony is palpable.

Give my stance away? I'm a model of consistency. I've had the same stance since the first day you showed up. And even for a mental patient such as yourself, how much time can it possibly take to transpose a dozen (+/-) words to make another "song"? Seems like your biggest challenge is to outdo your previous efforts in finding the dullest subjects possible (NPR, sugar-free cake etc). I have no idea what you mean by eggplant/volcano emojis, but then again, I doubt you do either.

We can do this all night, but nobody’s fooled. Your inability to comprehend the greatness of the OS will also give your stance away. Anyway, gotta get the work writing five more variations of this tune before the end of the week because this brain affliction will eventually make my efforts even more pathetic. Is there a more discreet version of the eggplant/volcano emojis? Perfect summary for your “comments”.

"Starting another fuсking war..."

Disrespect? If not for you bludgeoning this song into the ground every day, no one on here would have ever heard of him. Don't take that as a victory because I have yet to see any comments thanking you for turning someone on to this stagnant, secondhand remnant of a bygone age. The little I know about Taylor Swift is she is terrible at relationships, and Travis will soon be just another ex. Lastly, you asked if something was the best I could come up with, right after using my "hoboes-with-oboes" line (probably the third time since I originally wrote it). Hypocritical much?

An oldie but goodie:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/53/68/fc536888765df6ee9a8f643c8fa3d800.jpg

Y'know, it occurs to me if we Trump voters really wanted to wipe out non-whites, we'd be as rabidly genocidally pro-abortion as E.D. and his fellow Biden-rimming goose-stepping DemoKKKrats here.

That's the trouble with Biden rimmers: they have to suck the shіt from the illegal White House occupant's аss and regurgitate it on us because they don't have any minds of their own. Hence this Biden rimmer's regurgitation just now of the Regime's B.S. narrative calling the peaceful January 6 protests "riots" and praising the DemoKKKrats' brutal genocide of tens of millions of unborn babies (a hefty percentage of them darker-skinned, not at all coincidentally) as a heroic deed instead of the Hitlerian atrocity and capital crime against humanity it truly is. See, if E.D. actually had a mind of his own here, he would have to admit that the DemoKKKrats in fact bear the strongest resemblance to the Nazis, and that their regime is in fact already guilty of even greater atrocities than Nazi Germany!

Wow, how disrespectful to the original artist. The fact that you don’t even care about this amazing song shows what a low-life you truly are. BTW I was diagnosed with a prion disease, but I didn’t bother to remember the whole name. As regards Taylor Swift, you probably don’t know about her situation regarding Travis Kelce, which is more nonsensical than me repeating my “hoboes-with-oboes tune” twelve times a week. Is that the best you can come up with?

Yeah, anyone can tell sleepy Joe isn't actually running anything. The Adolf Hitler of our times, he's not; more like the Paul von Hindenburg, except with none of that old buffoon's achievements, brain power, charisma, or popularity.

the psychiatry of the magaT mind is seriously creepy. these people are twisted beyond belief. everything they are guilty of they project onto others. one speaks of 2nd class citizenship while they cheer making women 2nd class citizens by taking their control over their own bodies away. that's a big loser for them at the ballot box. if not for the stupid electoral college, Dems would have held the White House for the past third of a century. the Ghastly Old Party is simply not as popular so they have to play anti-democracy games like Jan 6 riots to attempt to hold on to power.

Gosh, guess ya got me on that variance, although my number was based solely on a guess. Besides, why do you think I'd care about something that constitutes less than a 1% change? As regards your "challenge", the fact that I can't be bothered to listen to your tacky, tired tune has nothing to do with cowardice, although you posting your turds under other people's names certainly does. And I know virtually nothing about Taylor Swift. PS remind me what actual brain ailment you have.

Remember, people: according to Biden-rimming genocidal goose-stepping hate-mongering war-mongering racist fascist leftard vermin like E.D. here, "democracy" consists of outlawing all opposition to the treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime's election thefts, gulags, kangaroo courts, and other goose-stepping treasonous totalitarian terrorist thuggery, while "dictatorship" consists of secure borders, free and secure elections, free speech, the rule of law, the right to self-defense, property rights, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, and American citizens exercising their Constitutional right to vote their preferred candidate Donald Trump back into the White House where he belongs and put all the election thieves who illegally installed the Biden crime family in the White House on trial for all the atrocities and capital crimes against humanity they have committed. Yep: like all Biden rimmers, E.D. does more projecting than a thousand cineplexes.

Think Phil Ossifer’s “commentaries” are worth reading or make sense? Think again. McGruff the Crime Dog® and the “Rhythm Steps” Campaign™ are shedding light on the dangers of posters like Phil Ossifer who refuse to appreciate the originality and wit that went into this entry, as well as the original song. Together, we can Take A Bite Out Of Crap-posters®.

Shows what you know. The other day Glenn Walker complained about an author who only changed 12 of the first 193 words of a song. Although he didn’t specify the song name, I can only assume he was writing about “Rhythm Steps”. OTOH, you only thought I changed ten words from the song. Again, too cowardly to listen to the OS, or are you being too distracted from Taylor Swift to care?

Why would I, or anyone for that matter, take advice from someone who has tried to commit suicide six times? Your inability to write comments that don't have lines you've copied from others plus the fact that you struggle to make good choices regarding basic life decisions are just further proof that you're too stupid to function in normal society.

interesting that the Procul Harum song was chosen for a parody at the same time from both sides of the political spectrum. comparing Dump & his magaTs to Hitler & his Nazis is not hyperbolic at all, considering many have appeared on TV news recently saying they would literally prefer Dump as a dictator over democracy with Biden. makes perfect sense to harshly criticize those people, all the more so because they represent a large chunk of the population. those who voted in the Nazi party in Germany were dead wrong, and so are the magaTs.

This song has been all over the place and around for about 60 years (or more). My older brother taught it to me in the mid 60s in Virginia. It was "Rudolf", "skinny-legged cowboy", "you had better turn and run", foggy "New Years Eve" "poker games"; "laughed and shouted out ...". This is too old and has too many variations for anyone to claim copyrights. These people would have to be at least in their 70s. My brother also taught me a variation of O Beautiful for smoggy skies in the 60s before George Carlin sang his version in 1971 on the Ed Sullivan show.

🤮 Does this emoji work for you? Hey Phil Ossifer, is there an emoji for brain-dead idiot? I doubt you took the time to recognize the subject matter of the entry, but then again neither do any of your “comments”.

Yeah, wow, great attempt (“comment” and worthless phrases) Here’s a thought: since you obviously feel the need to bash these entries, why not take the time to listen to the original song? Maybe you wouldn’t have to write bogus stuff like this if you actually took the time to analyze the original song. But you wouldn’t take that advice.

Wow, Tardsy, you sure were busy yesterday. Looks like you managed to poop out four of your insipid little songs. That must’ve tired you out ‘cuz I noticed you didn’t write your own critiques like usual. Question: since these were probably literally pooped out, how’d ya get them past your head?

BTW, did you catch the latest episode of embuffoonery from our Dementius Caesar. Seems the guy who once called himself "Scranton Joe" in reference to the American steel industry (that he helped destroy) went to a factory and put on a hard had .. except that he put it on BACKWARDS! ...... At which point, this champion of the blue collar worker didst then and there stupidly and repeatedly and retardedly allow his beclowned self to photographed

In other words, MAGA folk, who represent at least half the country, MUST accept a status of degraded second class citizens with no protections from govt or the legal system or even objective reality itself, lest they be subjected to even more pathological expressions of hatred. Thats the gist of your last 50 or so parodies, right ........ Sounds like you're sporting for repeat of the Civil War, Slugger. How will that work out for you? Your "enemy" faction includes virtually every truck driver and electrician and plumber in America. Which means your enemy will be able to cut your side off from water, power, food and medicine in an instant. Think F-16s and Abrams tanks will turn the tide? Well, unless you can find some F-16's that are powered by rubber bands, they'll need fuel, wont they? And which side controls 100% of the access to jet fuel in this country? And what will your side do in response. Cut us off from the legal system that no longer represents us, or the pop culture that spews pathological hatred for us?

Shocking: Biden-rimming racist is a Biden-rimming racist.

Honestly, despite your craven need to repeat the same song ad nauseam, it’s fascinating that you seem to know how obvious it is we’re tired of the song, yet your double-digit IQ insists on pounding these out. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?

Oh joy, Tardsy posted yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board at the behest of a talking crime dog. Maybe McGruff should do a PSA against idiots like you, because you underestimate your danger to yourself. Is there an emoji for chronic drooling?

Hi Glenn - if you've got to the stage of thinking this one's easy.. challenge yourself by having internal rhymes on each line (e.g. this sort of thing: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertsullivan171.shtml )... The rest of the "big seven": http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/parodies/smf/1504309977.shtml :-)

Why thank you for saying that. No, didn’t know that. Of course now I’m going to stay up nights wondering what the other six are. Actually that one was easy - as long as I counted the syllables correctly and kept proper record of where the accented syllables were. You don’t have to answer this, but if s We Don’t Talk About Bruno one of the other six? Should it be? It took me six months of solid attention to get it in a shape I could live with. … I’m trying to decide if I should critique someone else’s song. The author changed 12 of the first 162 words before I gave up counting. 93% of the original words were unchanged. He didn’t even change the singular verb to plural when he so changed the noun. I suspect he can do better. But I really don’t feel like starting a war.

The level of TDS in the comments is staggering. Not that the mass 1 vote is any less unfair however.

I always suspected John Lennon was a closeted Anglican Christian man ;-D ...... BTW, Ive done a couple on your theme -- Highway To The Manger Zone (That parody was a musical epiphany for me) And then as Callmelennie I did "L-E-N-T" .. based on the song by Nat King Cole. And then an all time great parodist named Alvin Rhodes did "Fish 'n Loves" based on Doobie Bros "China Grove" ....... Now the easiest way to access anybody's parodies is to use the "Index by Performer" link

cool ! I saw a lady bug and a honey bee !. My mom has an appointment on the 5th at San Francisco. I'm going with mom and dad on the 4th so we'll be in SF. We're hoping the appointment wont last long and we can drive home Then I would like to buy a couple of flowers to see if I can get a bee to get my other flowers started although there are quite a few cloudy days still

So in Clown World, Putin speaks English and Russia plays American football? This planet where you delusion-dwellers live is fascinating!

Think I can ask the mad hatter people to disappear. There are going to be some things in Ann that I am not going to want like the getting hooked with Ma what is his name? but perhaps that would be okay hidden until a better time comes to show it at least

That's right Ukraine is losing and I got the Super Bowl ring!

Guess it must be Summer in Clown World where you live, then. Here in the real world, meanwhile, the sky is "a hazy shade of Winter" (as Simon & Garfunkel put it) and Russia is kicking Ukraine's аss.

Blue. I live on this planet, but I do not know on which you live.

Poor James The Less!

The words do go with the music well.

Fani might need some reprimanding herself but her case has already produced results: Sidney K. Powell, Kenneth Chesebro and Jenna Ellis — three lawyers indicted with Grump in the case — pleaded guilty and agreed to cooperate with prosecutors against Grump. there's some objective reality for you. the $83 million judgement against him in NY yesterday is a bit more.

fun fact: Dump is trying to match Grover Cleveland as a president to win non-consecutive terms, and is directly behind him as the 3rd heaviest president, so fat-shame him rather than Lizzo.

Im not really surprised by the lack of reaction, Pip. I think this is one of my best BUT ........ In order to "get" this, you'd have to be familiar with the complex lyrics of a song that was a small hit 55 years ago; done by a group that vanished completely from the scene 50 years ago .. AND be a fan of GOT. The number of people at AMR who fit those criteria is so small, you could count them on your fingers .. and have a couple of pinkies left over.

Alvin is just allright with me!!

So... what color is the sky on your planet, Susie?

You may or may not know, but this song is one of what we call the Big 7 .. If you parody it well, its a sign that you have a talent for parody. And you definitely did a good job.

You want us to "choose" to find your parodies of Trump, which are utterly unhinged from all objective reality to be refreshingly honest? Well, you may honestly believe in what you are saying but your facts are coming from a parallel clown universe. Take this Fani Wilson person. Here she is trying to pull off a prosecution unprecedented in American history which could lead to all out Civil War if she succeeds ... And suddenly shes got more skeletons in her background than Arlington Cemetery. This is laughable

Oops, you forgot to use a different sock puppet in praising your own refreshing honesty. Hope you don't find my noticing that to be too petty.

Cope on, Putin fanboy. When you fight for your physical existence (like Finland in WWII), you do not count your losses. It is Russia who is losing - 400 000 Russkies are soon kaputt.

an example of a weaker subject would have been a parody about Barona, someone Captain Kirk was posing as in a Star Trek episode. the Klingon commander found Barona's hatred for Klingons refreshingly honest. Dumpsters on amiright should stop being petty and choose to find eeL's hatred for Dump refreshingly honest as well.

Hey ‘tard-boy, I thought of a new religion for ya: Jehova’s Witlesses. I guess it’s also time to revisit the Phil Ossifer thing. As I’ve pointed out multiple times, it’s a name in the form of a pun. I realize that you had to bail on school around 2nd grade, so concepts like puns and wit are most likely foreign to you. And going by your whiney-gram from last August, it doesn’t sound like you have any family who want to be anywhere near you, let alone explain stuff like this to you. I, on the other hand, have an amazing extended family and a core group of friends who make my life so much better, so no “empty hours” here. I’m also not the one hanging out in some medical isolation facility, waiting to die. Seriously, six suicide attempts and you can’t close the deal? Now back to logic. If my “attacks” are “grade-school”, why do you copy so many of the phrases when you reply?

Logic is obviously not your strong suit, is it? There wouldn’t be eight billion attack variations if you weren’t posting eight billion variations of your stupid song. Don’t start nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’.

As if most readers couldn’t discern the difference between your comments pretending to be me and my actual comments. While we’re at it, “real” Captain Obvious, IRS means “Impossibly Rude $#!tposter” — which means you. Everyone else has said it well — the vast majority of great commenters either left or just don’t post anymore, so what does a new person see? You posting eight billion attack variations against “Rhythm Steps”.

Awwww, whadda matter? No one at PINO (Philosopher In Name Only) University will hang out with you so you spend the empty hours cranking out smear campaigns against a song recorded before most of us were even born? I’d say be glad anyone else even knows it exists. Besides, T-Mobile is one of just many Internet providers that help make reading entries like mine possible. Anyway, keep repeating the same grade-school attacks against “Rhythm Steps”, coward. It will only get sadder with each repetition and your audience’s respect and appreciation for you will shrink exponentially.

Ha ha, joke’s on you ‘cuz I already know. In my case it means Intensely Retarded $#itbag.

Yeah, wow, great attempt (“parody” and copied comments). Ever consider collecting paper bags as a hobby? If nothing else, you’d be better at that than you are at this.

Please accept my apologies for the title. Especially to anyone who might have mistaken it for an autobiographical announcemen. My health is fine, thank you.

I’m curious what you would use for subject matter if you didn’t have TV commercials and brief radio moments to copy/paste from. Then again, I think we both know the odds of you picking a subject that normal people actually care about are next to zero. But, we agree on taxes. OTOH, I’ll consider changing my opinion if you can tell me what “IRS” stands for off the top of your head. Pretty sure you’d be stuck after, “I…”

$@&#! You got us again. What a hilarious subject matter! I see you’re back to using T-Mobile again, which means that the next five subjects you’ll be using will come from random television commercials. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Attention whore much?

@CML - the Russians "the champions of truth"?? Oh, puhlease.. what you mean is you believe Russian propaganda over journalism, sounds more like..

The investigation showed pretty conclusively the Russians interfered in 2016 to help Trump get elected; various member of his campaign team were knowingly helping them do so.. but Trump didn't conspire so much as gratefully accept that interference. Now you're trying to spin it, as Trump does, as some kind of witch hunt and nothing untoward happened. That is not an honest reporting of history.

Re Hunter's laptop, you mean 50 *former* members of the intelligence community: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/19/hunter-biden-story-russian-disinfo-430276 - in this instance, they were wrong. You're presenting this as a "US lies/Russia tells the truth" example, when that's not what happened.

The Russians have told *lots* of lies about the war in Ukraine (including for many months that there was no war in Ukraine), that have been shown to be so by reporters on the ground, nothing to do with the Democrats, anywhere (has "Democrat Derangement Syndrome" been officially identified yet? You look like you're suffering, badly).

To summarize: neither the US government nor the Russian one (or probably any other government) could ever have been described as a "champion of truth"; to suggest Russia is on the basis of one inaccurate memory of history and a second cherry-picked example shows either massive bias or stupidity.

Your ability to follow trails of logic is completely suspect and has been so fully undermined by now, I don't know why I bother responding to anything. But..
"BTW, how do you all arrive at the conclusion that Ukraine can win the war."
I'm not sure that anyone has claimed that with any kind of certainty - you certainly try to make your arguments easier by fighting against strawmen. It has seemed to me for a while that the most likely end to the conflict will be when Putin either dies or is ousted; but what is the option? You want to just say to Ukraine "let Putin win"?

"Russia now how total control over the airspace and can strike at will throughout Ukraine"
That's not what the reports I'm seeing are saying: is your source Tass by any chance?

Keep on coping, honey. Your lies have been exposed, and you are still the same sorry Russian serf as ever before. Enjoy the Kremlin Khanate!

If only the so-called “philosopher” could write witty & logical comments that actually contribute to this website. I’m willing to discuss this for as long as you want; but don’t expect me to give up until you admit that “Rhythm Steps” is a great song. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to completely reevaluate their worldview. Also, I never called Herbie Kay, Gary McNamara or anyone else from my topics a “hero”. I called the topics the greatest in their field subject. (e.g. “The greatest moment in human history.”) The phrases are sarcasm, but I wouldn’t expect you to get that. Lastly, where’s your craving for Burger King? You’d think that a parody such as this would make most people drive to their nearest BK, but I guess they were too distracted by the latest virtue-signaling hit song to notice.

Hey, you actually had a funny comment, albeit inadvertently. What’s your problem with my interests? Are you now the self-appointed czar of AmIRight, standing guard against the terrors of things such as recordings made nearly ninety years ago? How sad is it when you get offended over a talk show host acting like a cowboy on his final day of high school? Why don’t you appreciate the beauty of Sally Eilers or any other of my so-called “geezer gals”. Is it because you wasted your youth on bad music, Internet videos and cheap public television programming? That might be an impediment when I ask you to justify your problem with my entries.

Look, I get it - the fact that you couldn't make it through grade school plus your current brain issue are just two of the known reasons why you rehash phrases and ideas. I have no interest in visiting your hero's grave, but I'll be happy to visit yours - with a funnel.

Unlike you, my intention was never to fool anybody. It's obvious I hate the song, I despise the fact that all you do is swap in a few new words to change subject matter before coming in and smearing that day's turds all over board, then act offended when people (not just me) say they're tired of the song. In all honestly, I enjoy pointing out that your double-digit IQ (I'm being generous) relegates you to being a copy/paste 'tard with no original ideas. Look at your last comment from the semicolon on - almost verbatim copying of things I had written fairly recently.

You can keep trashing the OS, but nobody’s fooled. Your inability to give respect or appreciation to a truly historic song always gives you away. Also, I’ve never heard you actually admit you’ve heard the song. Maybe you wouldn’t have to submit bogus commentaries if you actually took a listen to the OS, but as always, you refuse to get it; meaning the other five stock phrases you tend to beat into the ground will be making their appearance soon. Ever stop and take a moment to contemplate the greatness of the color beige, dull-on-the-dole?

Look, we get it; your constant hate for this song requires you to constantly repeat phrases and ideas; but if you’re looking for something better to do, go visit Herbie Kay’s grave in person. Think that philosopher brain of yours can accomplish that?

I actually think all bugs and living things are neat.

Keep telling the same grade school joke twice a day. It can only get funnier and your audience's appreciation and respect for it will grow exponentially. Say, wasn't it you who said "If you don't like my parodies, don't read them"? You could always try that with my comments.

Ha! You of all people complaining about "false commentaries" when you do it virtually every day. I created my commentary precisely because I don't appreciate this song, which also seems to be the consensus on this board. And while we're at it, maybe I wouldn't write stuff like this if you posted something worthwhile. I think we both know the odds of that happening.

you ought to duck

Captain Obvious, if you actually appreciated the song that’s being parodied, then maybe you wouldn’t have to create false commentaries to justify your hate for this song. Maybe you wouldn’t have to write bogus stuff like that if you actually commented something worthwhile.

Try something novel: have appreciation and respect for the original song that’s being parodied, coward.

It was kind of neat getting 99 of my parodies into card but I just see the rest of my parodies as a mess here. I think its still time to lay my weary head to rest.

“"People's World" link leads to a Communist website.”

Well yes, but no more Communist than—say—ABC, or NBC, or CBS, or CNN, or Reuters, or the AP, or whatever other culturally Marxist Biden-rimming Climate Cultist propaganda outlet is feeding you all that delusional B.S. you're spewing about how Ukraine is totally winning a war it is clearly losing quite badly.

“As we know, Communists support uncritically Vladolf Putler - the Red coat has a Black lining.”

That would be news to the Trump-hating Biden-rimming Climate Cultist Commies who run People's World! They've condemned the "Putin regime" quite vocally, declaring it "the main danger to global peace and security" no less:

https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/putin-regime-emerges-as-the-main-danger-to-global-peace-and-security/

That doesn't sound like support at all, let alone "uncritical" support! It's not what you don't know that gets you in trouble, girl; it's the B.S. you “know” that just ain't so.

“The "Maria Mateiciuc" account in Twitter is a troll account.”

Translation: “troll account” = “account that tells me hard truths I don't want to hear.”

Meanwhile, back in reality, Maria Mereiciuc is about as much a “troll account” as People's World is one of Vladimir Putin's uncritical supporters.

“Seems I managed not only to stir the anthill but kick it in full commotion.”

Seems more like you put your foot in your mouth, and you know it, judging by your disallowing comments on your latest mindless regurgitation of everything you “know” about Ukraine that just ain't so.

“Let's see at which time the war in Ukraine is too much for even the Russian serfs, which have proven notoriously servile and tolerant for their leaders' abuse ever since the Mongol Yoke.”

Just wait until Hell freezes over, pigs start flying, the state withers away and True Communism™ arrives, and you finally have a brain that actually works.

Actually I'm on a rock

it's pitiful that some here actually still consider the loads of 1 votes legit. utilizing various songs to hammer the same important topic that remains relevant is totally valid. using the same song over and over for various topics is funny but i won't bother to view those unless Dump is trashed with one of them. finally, eeL doesn't always utilize a.i. and could care less about those who criticize him when he does use it because he is not here on an ego trip but mostly to raise awareness on significant matters.

So GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan,I have a question: if you compiled what you would say were your best entries, would you call that collection your greatest $#its? Bonus question: given your impending demise, would you mind if I set up a pool to see if anyone can guess the date correctly. Didja catch the tie-in? Pool - pool cleaners that helped get you to where you are now? : )

Tardsy! You’re back! On behalf of the board, thank you for the reprieve. Was it because someone out there at Idiot Acres lost the crayon, or were you still trying to sound the words out from my replies the day before? I see you’re back to the Gary thing again, meaning the other five subjects you tend to beat into the ground will be making their appearance soon. Is it true that Cypress Hill did a song about you called “Insane ‘bout the mundane”?

Noted, and thank you for telling me. I just found this web site on Saturday. Still learning my way around.

Im not hostile to what you're doing, but here's one caveat . Dont flood the zone with 6, 7, 8 parodies because the work of other authors will get lost in the shuffle. They might get overlooked. So, to quote my mother of blessed memory, " Keep it down to a dull roar" .. Three or more at most.

BTW, how do you all arrive at the conclusion that Ukraine can win the war. Russia now how total control over the airspace and can strike at will throughout Ukraine. So how can you fix that problem. Bring in every Patriot battery that exists. But Russia will destroy the system before it can be set up. Will 100 F-16 change the game. Well unless you get some that are powered by reubber band, they'll need Jet fuel. How difficult will it be to blow the necessary fuel depots to kingdom come? You could probably do that with a carelessly tossed cigarette. Any run of the missile kamiilaze drone could do it .... You know I made this very point when a Russian missile turned an ammo depot in Khmelnitsky into the biggest fireball since Hiroshima .. I wrote at the time that this meant thst the Uke counter offensive had NO chance. BTW, how did that turn out. Was I right?

Its an even stranger world when Russians are the champions of truth and the US govt is revealed as pathological liars. Quite a statement eh, Phil? Lets see if I can back it up ... For a period of four years, Dems said that Trump conspired with Putin to steal the 2016 election. The Russians denied this. As it turned out the Dems were lying and the Russians were speaking the truth. Then came Hunter's laptop. Putin and the pathologically lying Russians said it wasnt a disinformation op, but of course, they were "exposed" when FIFTY ONE ( fifty one? the devil you say!!) members of our intelligence community said it was! (Take THAT Putler!!) But as it turned out whispering like a completely demeted president) the Russians were telling the truth .. AGAIN! ... Which can only mean that the Russians are being pathological liars about the WAR, because the same group of Dems SAY SO! ... So how would that work out in a court of law -- Your witness is revealed to have been a pathological liar and the opposition's witness has been revealed as a truthful as a Boy Scout

Once again G&GBF provides yet another reprise of his favorite radio moment evarrr. How sad is it that Gary Quacknamara had a higher level of education than this idiot?

Wait! What? We’re hawking Burger King now? What’s next, the IRS? Some stupid cartoon? Another one of your geezer gals? As always, typical brainless entry. Try something novel: post your fast-food entries under your own name, coward.

I already did this topic on 2/8/2023. See “State Address” filed under “Herbie Kay & His Orchestra”. It was the sixth ever parody I did of this song, and the first in 2023.

Ann, you are on a roll today

Good job!!

This demonstrated some Dutch courage.

It's a weird world we're in where Communists outside Russia and Republicans in the US are united in their support of Putin, for such very different reasons.

"Everything we have heard about what’s happening in Ukraine is a lie."

..everything? So the Russians haven't invaded, the drones and rockets hitting Kyiv are just a figment of the imagination. No Russian troops have been killed at all because there is no war? I'm afraid it's not really possible to take much after that statement as anything other than either direct propaganda or the witterings of someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about. So I'm not entirely surprised one of the MAGA crew posted it.

"People's World" link leads to a Communist website. As we know, Communists support uncritically Vladolf Putler - the Red coat has a Black lining. The "Maria Mateiciuc" account in Twitter is a troll account. Seems I managed not only to stir the anthill but kick it in full commotion. Let's see at which time the war in Ukraine is too much for even the Russian serfs, which have proven notoriously servile and tolerant for their leaders' abuse ever since the Mongol Yoke.

Cope on, trolls.

Good Catch

The original song is by a band called Fastball, not Hardball.

https://twitter.com/MariaMateiciuc/status/1743658029893984735

I just got back from Ukraine, where I was visiting some friends.

Everything we have heard about what’s happening in Ukraine is a lie.

The reality is darker, bleaker, and unequivocally hopeless. There is no such thing as Ukraine "winning" this war.

- By their estimates, they have lost over one million of their sons, fathers and husbands; an entire generation is gone.
- Even in the Southwest, where the anti-Russian sentiment is long-standing, citizens are reluctant or straight-up scared to publicly criticize Zelensky; they will go to jail.
- In every village and town, the streets, shops, and restaurants are mostly absent of men.
- The few men who remain are terrified of leaving their homes for fear of being kidnapped into conscription. Some have resorted to begging friends to break their legs to avoid service.
- Army search parties take place early in the morning, when men leave their homes to go to work. They ambush and kidnap them off the streets and within 3-4 hours they get listed in the army and taken away straight to the front lines with minimal or no training at all; it is "a death sentence."
- It's getting worse every day. Where I was staying, a dentist had just been taken by security forces on his way to work, leaving behind two small children. Every day, 3-5 dead bodies keep arriving from the front lines.
- Mothers and wives fight tooth and nail with the armed forces, beg and plead not to have their men taken away. They try bribing, which sometimes works, but most of the time they are met with physical violence and death threats.
- The territory celebrated as having been "won back" from Russia has been reduced to rubble and is uninhabitable. Regardless, there is no one left to live there and displaced families will likely never return.
- They see the way the war has been reported, at home and abroad. It's a "joke" and "propaganda." They say: “Look around: is this winning?”.
- Worse, some have been hoaxed into believing that once Ukrainians forces are exhausted, American soldiers will come in to replace them and “win the war”.

There is no ambiguity in these people. The war was for nothing - a travesty. The outcome always was, and is, clear. The people are hopeless, utterly destroyed, and living in an unending nightmare.

They are pleading for an end, any end - most likely the same "peace" that could have been achieved two years ago. In their minds, they have already lost, for their sons, fathers and husbands are gone, and their country has been destroyed. There is no "victory" that can change that.

Make no mistake, they are angry with Putin. But they are also angry with Zelensky and the West. They have lost everything, worst of all, hope and faith, and cannot comprehend why Zelenky wishes to continue the current trajectory, the one of human devastation.

I didn't witness the war; but what I saw was absolutely heart-breaking.

Shame on the people, regardless of their intentions, who have supported this war. And shame on the media for continuing to lie about it.

It could be that Ukraine is losing the war with Russia

https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/it-could-be-that-ukraine-is-losing-the-war-with-russia/

It "could be" that Vladolf Putler has kicked your аsses?

Nah, that's Commie talk! John Wojcik should be taken out and shot for sedition. Y'know, to preserve muh dimockrahsee!

I'm done with doing parody stuff now. This is the second day I've been crying and trying to do something with my parodies just isn't keeping me happy. I'm just going to have to take naps for the rest of my live. It seems I just make more mistakes trying to do anything anyway. because I cant seem to think straight. I know I've been trying to make it through the nasty weather to see if I can see the pretty southern butterflies again. I think it's just time for me to rest. Good however many nights

Typical brainless response. Please pack up your Victrola, your scratchy records and any pending homages to America’s Funniest Home Videos and move on.

Майклу Пачолеку и другим неудачникам, сосущим задницу Зеленскому:

Нет, это вы в жопе.

This isn't a Harry Potter parody. The only thing I know about Harry Potter is that I got sick of hearing his name.

still have to talk this stress off me I'm looking at this in depression and yes it's harder on me, but everyone is suffering these technology upgrades so It probably wouldn't be considered discrimination if I did want to start some kind of court case or something.

Allow me to disabuse you both of a few false notions. eeL deaL, have I mentioned it’s blazingly obvious you’re unpopular AF? The votes speak for themselves: My Herbie Kay entries aren’t written with A.I., I change topics each week, and hardly get any one-votes. As I write this, you have 132 one-votes (which isn’t even the record here) and you never change your topics once. At least I don’t rely on CNN and MSNBC for parody topics. Pretty sad if you can’t match that. CML, the rules also allow for me to use “Rhythm Steps” as a template as much as I want. If you get bored and restless, then poop on Herbie Kay’s grave. The karma you will receive back from doing that would be beyond hilarious. And nobody cares about Lizzo and her Madison-flute-using, U.S.-history-trashing crap.

I’m curious what five-second-sobriquet you would use if you didn’t have my username to copy/paste from. Then again, anyone who’s had the misfortune of slogging through one of your “comments” would know better than to expect originality, let alone wit. As regards being soil skeleton friends to the Briants, I’ll instead be buried next to Herbie Kay so I can lay next to the person who invented this song. I’ve already suggested (twice) that if you hate “Rhythm Steps” so much you should poop on the grave of the person who performed it, but you lack the courage to honestly answer the question, so I’ll suggest it again: are you willing to travel across the country to $&!7 on the grave of Herbie Kay? Burial site: Sparkman Hillcrest Memorial Park, Dallas, Dallas County, Texas, USA. Think that 20-watt brain of yours can accomplish that?

Good one. David !!

Wow Phil Ossifer, filed your false commentary under my name pretty quickly, didn’t ya? Gotta give you kudos for a fairly accurate assessment, although I spotted one omission: where’s the part about me submitting this in five minutes and spending the other fifty-five looking for the best part of one of your past critiques to re-use, so I can falsely claim this entry took an entire hour to write?

Have to say this, I'll start by saying that are oven broke and mom dad and I went to the store to get a new one. We were there for hours listening to talk probably having to do with new technology. My parents seem to still be trying to fix the old one. Now- I've been told by mom that I have an old phone and computer for a long time now. I new what phones were when things like text message were added to them. Now I don't know what a phone is, does, or need them for. Same with computers. I'm sure there are lots of people confused and what not, but I've had a brain tumor and an overdose of radiation. I believe I am feeling what is called discrimination. I fell like kicking the ----- of whoever allows technology to keep changing so much and fast or if there needs to be a rule. I plan on putting the rest of mad stuff in Ann that is not there so it will be there and I can see about doing hAtter some time later to try cleaning the mad mess.

was fun to sing. i would have written "I sh4t Vlad Pootin and i also sh4t that DumpPutin". 8D

Writing a "Harry Potter" parody in a time when we're supposed to pretend it never existed is a very gutsy move. I meant that as a compliment because I'm still a fan of the books and movies.

it's far from pathological and in fact mentally healthy to continue to express loathing for an obvious autocrat and his enablers, regardless of the fact that roughly half the nation is enabling him. eeL's parodies trashing Conald and his ilk are a valuable public service you should be thankful for. does fat-shaming a single individual have much value? the US presidency is considered the most powerful office on Earth. do you have the slightest clue what kind of message will be sent if someone whose character is as awful as Dump gets a 2nd term? a massive increase in crime could be expected if such an outlaw gets that sort of validation.

Putin and all his fans, America has a message for you: Иди на хуй.

Who put it in? A coward, or a group of cowards, who won't put their own name to things. When I give a parody all ones, which is rare, I flat-out admit it, so the right-wingers know exactly who they're dealing with: Their moral superior.

Got another brainstorm of an idea. How about a parody of that monstrously obese, vicious, melanin enriched singer "Lizzo"? You know, the one who is hideosly abusive to her own back up singers? I was thinking of doing "We Built This Lizzo On Rocky Road" ... Would "The Rules" allow for that one? You know, the very same rules that say that endless parodies spewing relentless, pathological hatred for half the nation is the most virtuous thing ever? .... What if I said pretty please with sugar on top?

Cope on, troll.

You know, you, the inhabitants of illusions, would be much funnier if so many hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians did not die because of your illusions.

There's no reason to keep feeding the clown who churns out these worthless efforts and then basks in the negative attention.

Знаєте, ви, мешканці ілюзій, були б набагато кумеднішими, якби через ваші ілюзії не загинуло стільки сотень тисяч українців.

Think I feel better and yes I see a 3 mad combo. Got a plan to fix it , but Think I got another idea first. I've been playing cards with yldcard and I still think I'm gonna win

Congratulations, David, you have succeeded where I failed! For five years, I have been working on s parody for this song, and I've simply run out of rhymes - even after consulting rhymezone-dot-com. I also have concerns for MYSELF regarding using the yodel lines directly. I write with the purpose of eventual performance. I would spend too much time worrying that the copyright police would find the yodels inseparable from the melody line. So there's that delaying me too. Since you just write alternate lyrics, you are on more solid ground.

was fun to sing. good riddence to the praiser of slavery.

eeL postulates that a 2nd Dump term will cause massive numbers of strokes & heart attacks the instant the news is announced, from the sheer shock that someone that awful could get elected twice.

HE'LL TRIP AND FALL GOING UP THE STAIRWAY TO AIRFORE ONE

I agree with Jonathan S..... On both statements.

If it hasn’t become blatantly obvious, I like inserting myself into places where I’m not wanted. I’m fully aware that I suck at parodies, but I love any attention I can get because no one normal will associate with me. I’m even trying to arrange to be buried between George and Germaine Briant. You know, shoulder to shoulder we rot and we moulder.

(Sigh) How many times do I have to explain this? I’m a low-functioning grade school dropout who doesn’t fit in anywhere, so I spend what’s left of my worthless life trying to annoy as many people as possible. You’d think someone dying of a “dreadful brain disease” would have better things to do, but simple tasks are all I’ve ever been capable of accomplishing, so it’s copy, copy, copy, paste, paste, paste till the day I die. As you can tell by today’s subject, there’s only one channel here at Droolbunny Dorms, but obviously I have nothing against repeats.

Lovely! 555 slugs to you!

In before the pro-Putin, pro-Trump Russbots drop the one-bombs.

So, you think we're all stupid; that we dont understand what you're trying to do? You said you're done here, then you infiltrate these ridiculous "anti parodies" of yours, bit by bit. And then you go full retard and post three in one day, knowing all the while that this will be met with complete hostility by everybody. So what are you trying to do, destroy this website?

The orcs are getting older and lamer every day. Poor pukin; his days are numbered.

ron and nikki are tronald lite. Just like in 1932 Germany the party of evil wants the real one. The good news is tronald is going to lose in a landslide to Joe, then comes Kamala in '28!

@Agrimorfee - I think nearly every parody I have written since Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/allansherman54.shtml ) has been hit with dozens of 1-votes, irrespective of topic. His victory definitely emboldened the sort of person who previously had been worried that showing just how stupid they were in public might be a bad thing; he proved that lying meant that understanding stuff, compassion and having even the tiniest bit of brainpower were no longer necessary to be president, so why should anyone else bother with them?

Hi Rick - when're you going to be over here next? Must play some more rude songs in the British Library forecourt again some time :-D

hAtter - that's a very slow countdown.. when's 4 coming? :-)

Oh joy to the world! You got me again. What a hilarious line: “try something novel”. You’ve learned nothing from reading my multiple entries over the past year, and it’s obvious why you’re so quick to dismiss this song I use so often. Phil, have you actually HEARD the OS that is being parodied? If you actually took the time to listen to it, you would realize why I find this song so “endlessly entertaining”. I don’t think you’ve ever given me a valid reason as to why you A) continually bash this song as “garbage”, and B) insist on doing so at the disrespect of the original artist. Do you honestly think Herbie Kay isn’t noticing the rude behavior you’re spewing out against his song? If you hate his recording so much, then $&!7 into a paper bag and drop it on Herbie’s grave. Karma will strike you back either way. And if you don’t like the song, then go back to your Top-40 garbage.

Try something novel: post your insipid entries under your own name, coward.

Phil, if you don’t like my parodies don’t read them. In the meantime, try writing commentaries that don’t suck. I have no doubt the vast majority of people here skip almost everything you write ‘cause it’s pretty much all the same. Besides, anyone who reads my entries knows better than to expect me using a different song, let alone subject matter. Hope to see your reaction for tomorrow’s “worthless” entry.

Typical brainless response. You obviously posted it before I commented. From reading responses since you joined, it's virtually undeniable that nobody on here besides you cares about geezer celebs (or music) from +/- a century ago. If this kind of crap matters that much to you, why not own it instead of posting it under other people's names? I'm guessing it's your inability to admit the world has moved on, and you can't... but you will soon : ) . Speaking of that, will you be doing a countdown to your demise? I know you mentioned having someone put a notification on the bulletin board, but nobody reads that, and I'll want plenty of time to buy party stuff etc. As regards that, please accept my sincere thanks for doing your part to cleanse the gene pool! Lastly, since I'll be here and you won't, I figure this might be the best time to ask where you'd recommend buying pool cleaning supplies? IIRC you have considerable expertise in the matter.

>> The Amiright comment section has become one of the most repellent places on the internet. I just found this site on Saturday. Does your comment suggest that the most complimentary comment I can hope to see is none at all?

Re: Carole’s pictures “about this time”: 1927-29. Be prepared to use tissues. Willing to look into that, Phil Ossifer?

just sent I’m A Lonely Stray Escargot and Family Somewhere to Ann Hammond so annimal shouldn't need to be an author any more.

Shows what you know. I wanted to put this here while I still can because it makes your worthless comment even more pathetic. Did you even bother to look into the subject matter of this entry? You might as take a look at Carole Lombard’s promotional photos taken about this time. Hot stuff!

the only repellent commentary eeL sees on amiright is from magaTs. they have an endless supply of psycho-vomit.

eeL preferring a younger Dem candidate like Dean Phillips proves he doesn't worship Biden. the magaTs who keep wanting a total outlaw shows who the real rimmers are. they pick on Biden's mind while overlooking Dump confusing Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi over and over.

this song and I Saw This Real Cute Girl are both in Ann so I don't think wildcard needs to be an author any more

The Amiright comment section has become one of the most repellent places on the internet.

I think I've posted 11 songs if not 12 or 13 now . I might post some more and then get rid of my old self. I seem to be getting more confused these days and think it would be easier to have an A in my name somewhere. I don't seem to be in a real happy mood right now to take jokes though I'm trying to look like it and keep myself happy. I'm just going to finish this and I should be happy I finished it

Having rethought the parody before actually submitting it, I have changed the parody title of the song designated as "3)" in the Top Comments of this song from "Witness of the Man Born Blind" to "I Was Blind, But Now I See."

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Good to see you here, Phil. Keep yankin' us Yanks. I'm ready to move.

And of course the Trump-loving Mystery Voter has stuffed your box with 1s, even though the subject has nothing to with Don and works in its favor. Great job for jumping on the news so quickly Phil, a meaningless 555 for you.

Hey GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFaggot, I thought you were supposed to be off in some treatment center waiting for your brain disease to finish you off. Question: since what you had for brains was never readily apparent on this board, can we assume you'll never notice any changes as your condition worsens?

"Kenyan usurper"? You mean your legitimate 2-term president Obama? Who ran the most scandal-free presidency for, well.. probably ever?

No, nobody is saying he should have immunity if he had made any illegal decisions while in power.

I notice you haven't tried quoting any examples from "hereistheevidence.com", and that can only be because either you haven't looked at any of their hundreds of bogus links (too scared to find out you're wrong, or simply unable to read more than a headline?), or you have looked at some and then (like me) realised that there's nothing there that actually supports a stolen election. And that so far is the *only* attempt to back up these nonsensical stolen election claims. I would say "you couldn't make it up", except that it is obvious that is exactly what Trump and his many cult members have done.

I guess Jack Smith must not be in his right mind, then, seeing as he believes Kenyan usurper Hussein deserves such immunity. I'll say this again: when you Biden rimmers are breathing, you're lying. When you say there's "no evidence" what you mean is that no matter what proofs we show you (i.e. any and ALL the proofs laid out on that site; it doesn't matter which three or ten or one hundred I pick), you'll turn a blind eye to it and lie and pretend that your denial constitutes a "debunking" and that what you refuse to see doesn't exist. You Biden rimmers know you're lying, and we know you're lying, and you know that we know you're lying. The actual American voters clearly chose to re-elect Donald Trump in a landslide, while America's foes foreign (e.g. you) and domestic (i.e. the vote fraudsters of Dominion and the DemoKKKrats and Gropey Joe Biden's "most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics" that dropped off millions of fake ballots in the swing states the day AFTER the election to steal it from the rightful winner, and the cowardly and crooked and treasonous courts that REFUSED to enforce their own state's and country's election integrity laws both before and after the election) illegally installed the vacuous vegetable instead. Americans everywhere are increasingly seeing through your lies as poll after poll shows ever-increasing percentages of us stating that we know the illegal White House occupant's handlers stole the election.

As I say, one needs only look at the election thieves' actions to know that they are election thieves. Case in point: after George W. Bush won the 2000 elections by a razor-thin margin in Florida, remember how he sent goon squads after Al Gore and the other DemoKKKrats who'd tried to steal that election from him? Remember how he and his fellow Republicans attacked the DemoKKKrat "insurrectionists" who'd peacefully protested his election, murdered one, and hunted down the rest and threw them in Federal gulags on trumped-up charges and then made them wait years for their day in court? Remember how Republicans viciously prosecuted the slate of fake electors the DemoKKKrats had lined up to steal Florida for that loser Al Gore?

Yeah, me neither; and you know why? Because unlike the vacuous vegetable illegally occupying the White House, George W. Bush was a REAL President, much as you and your fellow rimmers of Al Gore at the time (e.g. Michael Pacholek) pretended otherwise through all eight years of his Presidency. We know this because Bush and his fellow winners ACTED like the winners they were, allowing that loser Al Gore and his fellow DemoKKKrats to audit (i.e. recount) the ballots in Florida all they wanted until they too came to the inescapable conclusion that Bush had in fact gotten (a few hundred) more votes and legitimately won the election; y'know, exactly what you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin are ATTACKING us for doing with the election thieves' blatant vote frauds in all the swing states the day after President Trump won them in a landside.

This is funny (though my typo meter has blown a fuse), and one of those "I wish I had thought of it" ideas. But... Mr "Wow"... forget these TCOP allegations. You don't know, and pretending you do just makes you look like Trump

@eeL deaL: no, nobody in their right mind thinks that a president should have total immunity: it is a crazy idea. Even more bizarrely idiotic would be for it to be the case for Trump but not the current, lawfully-elected president.

405 111 votes? It looks like Seth Retallick (a.k.a. the_conqueror_of_parodies) as really gone to town to clean out the cookies on this one. By all means report this comment and get deleted, but just to let you know I have screenshotted this page so even if this comment gets deleted; I have a record of it and it will get posted elsewhere. Thanks

Nice parody, shame about you cleaning out the cookies as always Seth.

This website has been utter crap since the bogus multiples of 13 bogus 555 (or 111) votes started appearing. All we get is the daily crap from Duc4AmiRight, and the_conqueror_of_parodies to name but a few. Go ahead and delete this comment if you wish website administrators, but just to let you know I have screenshotted this page so if it gets deleted I'll just post it elsewhere. Cheers.

Mad Hatter may have just killed hamend if he has Train My Seal Eric now as well as some other stuff like this

anyone agree with Dump's psycho belief that presidents should have full immunity from their actions while in office? if that's the case, Biden could order him exterminated with no legal danger for Biden.

I say it again: pick your favourite three examples from that site, ones that actually show something that might have affected the outcome, actually happened, haven't been been debunked- that site contains lots of links to utter rubbish with no distinction between what might possibly have happened and definitely didn't.

So, seeing as you think this supports your belief in a stolen election, you must have done some checking of the links there, right? Which ones do you think stand up to scrutiny?

"You provided a link to a website that contains hundreds of links pointing to an overwhelming flood of proof the election was stolen; but since none of them point to the Biden-rimming propagandists I insist on believing, I turned a blind eye to all of them and pretended that since I won't look at the proofs they presented, they don't exist. I'll only admit Biden is not legitimately elected when my own fellow Biden rimmers admit it, which will happen at roughly the same time Hell freezes over."

Here's the site with the overwhelming flood of proof the election was stolen. Of course, like all of Dementia Joe's delusion-dwelling defenders, P.A. keeps pretending that anything he refuses to see doesn't exist; so, of course, he pretends that since he refuses to look at the proofs presented on this site, they must not exist either:

https://hereistheevidence.com/

Those of us who actually use our eyes to see, of course, know differently.

You're a liar: you provided a link to a website that contains hundreds of links with no quality control at all. I looked at and commented on maybe a dozen in total, because there wasn't a single one which pointed towards a stolen election. So I asked you to pick just your top three, and got no reply. That is the difference between us: I *have* read what you think is the evidence, and you very clearly haven't.

We provided it, and you Biden-rimming liars refused to look at it, censored and deplatformed and dismissed anyone who tried to present it, and sued anyone who persisted for billions of dollars. Nevertheless, the history books will speak of the millions of fake ballots that turned up in the swing states at 4:00 A.M. on the day AFTER Trump won the election in a landslide in order to steal it for the loser Biden, of the cowardice and treason of the judges who refused to allow any election audits, and of how you delusion-dwelling Biden-rimming free-speech-hating goose-steppers kept trying to pretend YOU were the sane human beings while attacking those of us who believed our own eyes and ears over the blatant lies of the treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime's propagandists.

Just as we know the Climate Cultists don't believe their own lies because they don't behave like they actually believe there's any crisis, we know that you Biden rimmers don't really believe that vacuous vegetable illegally occupying the White House has any legitimacy either, because neither you nor he behave like you believe he does. A legitimately elected President wouldn't have to send goon squads after everyone who tried to audit his election, as those audits would have turned up nothing; and if you Biden rimmers actually believed that vacuous vegetable had won legitimately, you wouldn't be cheering on those goon squads in their third-world thuggery like the free-speech-hating fascist vermin you all are.

If you had a trickle, let alone an "overwhelming flood" of evidence, you'd have provided it at some point. But you have none. Nothing. Zero. Nada. The rest of your post can therefore be similarly laughed at for being equally delusional. Show us the evidence, because I don't believe you honestly believe it either.

Yep: if you're breathing, you're lying. You know full we have an overwhelming flood of proof the election was stolen, and that every crooked court's refusal even to allow these proofs to be presented and you Biden rimmers turning blind eye to them doesn't change the fact that we have that overwhelming flood of proof the election was stolen. OF COURSE a Biden-rimming free-speech-hating fascist like you considers speaking out against the treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime treasonous: in the fascist totalitarian shіthole where you live (i.e. the U.K.), your fascist "Hate Speech" laws make it illegal to speak out against child-raping Muslims, pedofaggotrannies, and other child-molesting freedom-hating goose-stepping Hamas-whoring leftard vermin like yourself, don't they? Oh, how you do wish you could infect our fair country with your mentally diseased miserable excuse for a nation's fascist anti-free-speech laws, don't you, Biden-rimming BritTwit?

You keep saying that, but it is palpable bollocks. You know you have no evidence of enough fraud to change the result in a single district let alone four states. Yet you continue to parrot lies of a deranged narcissist who cannot face being the loser he so obviously is. Allegations of treason against a constitutionally elected president sounds somehow, well, treasonous to me.

"We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

Nope. We believe the entire treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime and all the lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin in those crooked courts who supported the election theft and subsequent illegal installation of the loser Biden are domestic enemies to be executed for committing capital treason, just as you are one of the many foreign enemies to be executed for your capital crime of supporting the election theft and usurpation of our government from America's rightfully re-elected President Donald Trump.

So, in context, you presumably think that should Biden, the lawful, elected president (as agreed by every court in the country) decide that Trump should assassinated, he should have complete immunity from prosecution?

A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MUST HAVE FULL IMMUNITY, WITHOUT WHICH IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM/HER TO PROPERLY FUNCTION. ANY MISTAKE, EVEN IF WELL INTENDED, WOULD BE MET WITH ALMOST CERTAIN INDICTMENT BY THE OPPOSING PARTY AT TERM END. EVEN EVENTS THAT “CROSS THE LINE” MUST FALL UNDER TOTAL IMMUNITY, OR IT WILL BE YEARS OF TRAUMA TRYING TO DETERMINE GOOD FROM BAD. THERE MUST BE CERTAINTY. EXAMPLE: YOU CAN’T STOP POLICE FROM DOING THE JOB OF STRONG & EFFECTIVE CRIME PREVENTION BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GUARD AGAINST THE OCCASIONAL “ROGUE COP” OR “BAD APPLE.” SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH “GREAT BUT SLIGHTLY IMPERFECT.” ALL PRESIDENTS MUST HAVE COMPLETE & TOTAL PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY, OR THE AUTHORITY & DECISIVENESS OF A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE STRIPPED & GONE FOREVER. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE AN EASY DECISION. GOD BLESS THE SUPREME COURT!

How are things going with those lovebirds Fani Willis and Nathan Wade?

So, Biden-rimming BritTwit, are you in favor of Biden and Hussein being prosecuted for their crimes the way that hypocrite Jack Smith doesn't want them to be?

"A three-judge panel heard oral arguments on Tuesday and appeared skeptical of Trump’s immunity claims – one judge, a Biden appointee, asked attorney John Sauer if Trump would be subject to criminal prosecution if he ordered SEAL Team 6 to assassinate his political rivals.

“Could a president who ordered SEAL Team 6 to assassinate a political rival, and is not impeached, would he be subject to criminal prosecution?” Judge Florence Pan, a Biden appointee asked John Sauer.

John Sauer, former Solicitor General of Missouri and friend of The Gateway Pundit, replied, “If he were impeached and convicted first… my answer is qualified yes, there is a political process that would have to occur under the structure of our Constitution which would require impeachment and conviction by the Senate in these exceptional cases…”

Trump, flanked by his attorneys after appearing in court, warned Barack Obama could be prosecuted for his drone strikes which killed civilians.

“It’ll be bedlam in the country,” Trump said if the prosecution continues.

Biden can also be prosecuted for his botched Afghanistan withdrawal that resulted in the death of 13 US service members.

“The lowest moment, I think, in the history of our country was Afghanistan – the way we withdrew. With shame. We surrendered. People were killed, 13 great soldiers killed…[Biden] could be prosecuted for that. So you can’t have a president without immunity,” Trump said.

One of Trump’s lawyers said as soon as they argued that Obama could be prosecuted for drone strikes, all of a sudden Jack Smith pivoted and said that Obama should be protected from criminal prosecution because of presidential immunity."

We can always tell when you're lying, Biden rimmer: you're breathing.

You always know when the MAGA crowd know damn well their lies have been found out: they start pretending to be me, saying things that I never have. It's dishonest and pathetic. Just like Trump.

Allowing people to vote for Trump is destroying democracy.

America's economy is doing great thanks to Bidenomics.

The Hunter Biden laptop is Russian Disinformation.

The Steele Dossier is 100% accurate, honest, and genuine.

Biden isn't a real President, BritTwit.

Oh god, it's hilarious.. apparently Trump thinks (maybe "thinks" isn't quite the right word):
“A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MUST HAVE FULL IMMUNITY, WITHOUT WHICH IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM/HER TO PROPERLY FUNCTION.”

..so presumably he thinks Biden should have immunity if he were to order his assassination, right?

But how are we straight guys supposed to enjoy ourselves?

Jeff/Eel: Dictator this: guess which two-legged vegetable is asking his DOJ to track people shopping for Bibles and venturing into sporting goods (Cabelas etc) to look at guns. Why? Cuz f*** your amendments, that’s why.

Those who condemn racism the loudest are always full of racism themselves. Notice how E.D. is talking exactly like that racist loser M.P. from New Jersey, who attributes all opposition to DemoKKKrat regimes to the opponents' skin color while cheering on the racist DemoKKKrat mobs who pelt black Republicans with Oreos.

This comment section has devolved into a wretched, hateful, troll-infested cesspool that is dragging down the entire site.

In 1860, DemoKKKrats trying to transform America into another European-style oligarchic shіthole installed an illegitimate racist regime in a treasonous insurrection that the patriotic Republicans ultimately had to put down in blood and fire.

Same as now.

I'll stick with actual sane human beings like Trump over delusion-dwelling America-hating Hamas harlots like Mad Cow. DemoKKKrats should just admit their main goal is to loot, rape, murder, and burn America to the ground, and stop acting like they won elections they clearly stole. Every time DemoKKKrats pretend the vacuous vegetable illegally occupying the White House has any legitimacy whatsoever, the sane human beings turn out in droves to vote for our nation's last legitimately elected President Donald Trump.

There you go projecting again, Biden-rimmer.

i'll stick with Rhodes scholar Maddow over their morons any day of the week. they should simply admit that their main goal is a whiter nation and stop acting like they won elections they didn't win. every time Dump utters the Big Lie reminds the sane people how despicable he is.

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron: what a liar, traitor, hypocrite, and fool: every single word he just said is wrong. He claims we "worship" a leader who "wants to be a dictator" [citation needed] while he and his kind are openly rimming the vacuous vegetable fronting for the fascist Deep State oligarchy illegally occupying the White House while they and their treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs go goose-stepping around throwing peaceful protestors against the election theft into gulags and suing everyone who dared to try to audit the system and challenge the blatant election theft for billions of dollars in a crooked legal system where the process is the punishment. He says we "haven't provided enough evidence" to overturn the blatant election theft when he knows full well the crooked courts never even ALLOWED the overwhelming flood of evidence we offered to be presented at all, dismissing the challenges for "lack of standing" (i.e. "Know your place, peasants!") while forbidding all audits; exactly how your election-stealing DemoKKKrat dictatorship operates.

Then he calls our presentation of the facts a "hate-filled rant" while ignoring that his fellow Biden rimmer E.D. here has openly stated he's full of hate for Trump and MAGA, wants everyone else to hate us too, and considers anyone who speaks out against hatred in general to be hypocritical and hate-filled. Apparently, Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron is hypocritical and full of hate, then. Clearly, the only difference between E.D. and the other Biden rimmers (like Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron here) is that he's consistent enough in his ideology to admit he's fine with hating us.

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron pretends "global warming is factually documented by thousands of scientists in hundreds of labs around the world" even after the Climategate scandal blew their cult's highly unscientific manipulation of the data wide open to public scrutiny, revealing their fraudulent attempts to "hide the decline" THEIR OWN READINGS had found in that mythical "global temperature" of theirs. Nevermind also the MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY of failed prophecies of doom we've been hearing from these eco-religious bozos. No, as with the election thieves' revealing coverup (if Biden were truly the winner, they'd have been just fine with letting us audit those morning-after multi-million ballot-drops and other blatant election-stealing shenanigans, because there would have been nothing for us to find), the main proof that your Climate Cult is in fact a CULT and not even remotely scientific is how all of its high priests act: flying around to swanky conferences that spew megatons of carbon dioxide in their swanky private jets that spew megatons of carbon dioxide while (falsely) prophesying how WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!11!!1!11!ONEONEELEVENTY!!! if we don't cut down on our carbon "emissions"—as if carbon dioxide (i.e. plant food) were some kind of pollutant. If you really believe that all apocalyptic crap they're spewing (as THEY clearly don't), you can easily cut down on a hefty proportion of humanity's carbon "emissions" simply by dropping a neutron bomb on one of your Climate Cult's swanky conferences, blowing up all their private jets, and mandating that any of the Climate Cult's survivors hold their conferences by video chat the way they insist we "little people" ought to do.

Then, of course, Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron has the colossal effrontery to project his DemoKKKrats' other crimes onto us as well: "filling the justice system with actual pedophiles and mass shooters." You mean like Gropey Joe Biden, who used to take showers with his daughter Ashley for... some reason? You mean like the mass shooter tranny freak Audrey Elizabeth Hale, whose manifesto you DemoKKKrats tried to keep from being released because it implicates you child abusers in her crimes? You mean like Gerad Slayton of the Rainbow Center in California?

When was the last time you saw Trump or (for that matter) ANYONE from MAGA advocate for pushing pedofaggotranny pornography like Gender Queer and All Boys Are Blue on SIX-YEAR-OLDS? Which party has been advocating for pushing pedofaggotranny porno on school kids for more than a decade now? That's right, Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moron: you Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are not only rife with child-molesting pedofaggotrannies, but you're actively and openly PROMOTING them to your leadership and trying to impose their evil ideology on the rest of us; which is why—come the Civil War 2.0 you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin are precipitating—we're going to finish what you Biden-rimming child-molesting election-stealing goose-stepping racist pedofaggotranny panderers started and send you DemoKKKrats to join your Confederate predecessors in the Lake of Fire.

See, when all your info comes straight from Rachel Maddow’s d!(< it’s bound to be skewed. As regards the Constitution, you guys used to be able to rely on the 9th circuit to rubber stamp everything you tried to push through. Now that that’s been taken away, you wanna stack the USSC because you keep getting stymied by the current lineup. Dictator: context is everything. Trump said one day in reference to cleaning out some of the agencies that Obama weaponized and now only go after one side. (Hunter says “Thanks!”) The climate cult is exactly that. Go back to the “hockey stick” graph forged by a helpful comrade at an English university. Made up to further the narrative. And scientists rely on grants, and grants come with strings. Pedophiles on my side? Your side tried to prosecute parents who protested at school board meetings. And no, I don’t think drag queens have anything of value to offer my kids. School shooters? Look at the last ten. Disturbed kids who were indoctrinated into believing everyone on my side was the enemy. Remember how mad the media was when the last “manifesto” was leaked. Went entirely against the narrative they always try to establish: angry white conservative. Also, if you yourself have any pronouns, blow ‘em out your ass. I won’t use them.

MAGAs, gotta luv 'em. They bring so much amusement to our lives. He/she says Dems "hate the Constitution and Bill of Rights" while worshipping a leader who wants to be a dictator; says the "illegal unelected Biden Regime" without providing enough evidence to overturn results in a single precinct in the whole country; talks about Dems hating in a hate-filled rant; talks about a "Climate Cult" while global warming is factually documented by thousands of scientists in hundreds of labs around the world; talks about Dems pushing pornography on school children while filling the justice system with actual pedophiles and mass shooters. Well, if they keep drinking the kool aid, maybe MAGA is a problem that will solve itself.

now I see Annie Gardener is in the author page now. I'm wondering if I might want to forget Mad Hatter and just all the rest of my stuff to Gardner. It might be easier not having another person with 10 around here right now anyway. You can show me some time if I'm wrong though, I still have more then 10 planned I can give to each of them, but don't have to do Mad

Of course he knows that! DemoKKKrats HATE the Constitution and Bill of Rights and our rights to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness because these allow us to speak out and act against against their illegal unelected Biden Regime, their goose-stepping hate groups (e.g. Antifa and BLM), their hate literature (e.g. pretty much ANYTHING they publish), their Climate Cult, their criminally insane pedofaggotranny groomers pushing pornography on school children, and their lawless seditious treasonous whoring for Hamas, to name just a few of theDemoKKKrats' crimes against humanity.

Hey Arschloch, do you realize your side is advocating globalist policies that will destroy the rights Americans take for granted? But yeah, Trump’s the “problem”.

Haha, I agree, but I just think it's fun to use a Canadian song to make fun of the worst Prime Minister in Canadian history

those who condemn hate are always full of hate themselves. they are very inconsistent people. Dump recently called Hillary "beautiful" rather than "crooked". he never really thought she was bad but previously said that to inflame his psycho base. maybe he now feels he needs more than that psycho base to win another term and is trying to reach out a bit to the other side?

today i read that Dump faces a total of roughly seven centuries in total jail time.

I've accidentally coined a new nickname for myself writing this...The Artful Coffin Dodger!

'Course, that's not much of a bar to clear when your opponent is BEHIND by about a century.

There you go projecting again, you Biden-rimming goose-stepping hate-mongering pedofaggotranny.

Well, there you have it: ALL DemoKKKrats are goose-stepping hate-mongers like E.D. here; he's just the only one who openly brags about it instead of hypocritically denying it and trying to project it onto his morally superior foes like all the other Biden-rimming leftard fascists on here do.

you can't handle fascists with kid gloves. they need to be ripped into hard. Dump and his ilk deserve every ounce of hate that is directed to them.

So whats new at Brother Eel's Pathological Hate-filled Sh*t Show? Why, if it isnt .. not just one, but TWO foaming at the mouth hatefest parodies .. Gee, wonder what would happen if I submitted a parody entitled "Spit The Load, Jack by Gay Charles" Im guessing it would get me branded as someone who is ... Wait for it ... FILLED WITH HATE!!!!. Meanwhile what you're doing is, what?.. an attempt to open channels for meaningful dialogue? .. LOL

Stuck.in my head. I sing it instead of the original lyrics.

I'm currently working on another one right now @Arch Vile

Interesting, one of those Cyrillic posts was Ukrainian, and the other was Russian and the Russian one (Владимир Путин) is from Vladimir Putin himself ... A surefire way to tell Ukrainian from Russian is that Ukies use the Roman "i" letter .. so a Ukro spelling of Vladimir would be Владімір

@MAGA, I think that comment could use more special characters like those Beetle Bailey comic strips. Just shown my age. Damn.

I fear for our future.

MAGA, have you checked your medication?

I shat Vlad Putin, but I didn't sh1t Don Trumputin...

Sounds like a song my best friend would write.

Вы, военные преступники, все еще пытаетесь представить свое жалкое унизительное поражение от наших рук как нечто иное, чем ваше жалкое унизительное поражение от наших рук, а, неудачники?

i see that all the Ramones are deceased so they can't parody their own song with eeL's lyrics. can someone think of a band that would perform this in New Hampshire this week?

...and someone needs to stop letting you mentally diseased freaks out of your padded cells.

YYes, one can see how closely you fat ugly gender-confused goose-stepping Biden-rimming Hamas harlots' mental, physical, and moral health (i.e. lack thereof) matches that of the baby-butchering child-molesting election-stealing tranny-pandering vacuous vegetable illegally occupying the White House.

It's a testament to how mindless you Biden-rimming leftard goose-steppers are that you're bashing Israel's greatest friend Donald Trump while sucking the аss of the Hamas-whoring treasonous illegal unelected Biden Regime which is one of the worst enemies Israel has ever had. Nevermind that DemoKKKrats are STILL the "party" (i.e. criminal gang) of racism, slavery, segregation, Holocaust denial, war-mongering, anti-Israel pogroms, treason, genocide and hate rallies in support of the Paleo-Nazi terrorist squatters on Israel's land. No, you mindless spewers of leftard narratives are bashing Trump and MAGA for utterly hammering that Lost Cause mythologist RINOcrat Nikki Haley (whom your fellow racist DemoKKKrat vermin were trying to boost over Trump in the primaries precisely BECAUSE she's one of your kind) in Iowa and kicking her to the curb where she belongs. Nevermind too that it's the illegal White House occupant Biden who practically invited Putin to invade Ukraine, and nevermind the outing of Claudine Gay and all her fellow DemoKKKrats in academia as the genocidal Jew-hating Hamas harlots they are; no, you're gonna bash Trump because all you Biden-rimming leftard goose-steppers are none-too-secretly genocidal Jew-hating Hamas harlots yourselves.

Well done. I'm ridin' with Biden! He's in good health mentally, physically, and morally. The maga man is in poor health in these categories.

Seems I really pressed someone's buttons. Success!

I must say, Phil, that was one HELL of a rant by our guest commentator. A bit rough around the edges, but I admire his energy .. ;-D

I rest my case.

Imagine Putin has just kicked your whiny little Hamas-whoring Kommie Kapo Kocksucker аsses...

Oh wait; you Biden-rimming bіtches don't have to imagine, do you? Because he has.

Продовжуй мріяти, мешканець ілюзії.

i think you inspired another "Maga People" that eeL might have to spit out.

If the results in Iowa were a bit different, I would have had a new song parody ready: "Shock The System". I'm sure you know where I was going with this. I don't need copium.

True. And we know that the gqp candidates now won't even acknowledge slavery as the cause of the Civil War which Lincoln opposed. Ike wasn't really in that party; it's just he had to pick a party. Reagan I was very critical of, but do see his positive side. Don't forget Nixon and Bush, the two other worst Presidents ever. But there is no positive side to the maga and his evil followers.

This wasn't quite John's message, but I get it. The point of view of a refuge is problematic.

It is sad - really sad - that the party which gave us Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan, has now having Donald Trump as their primary candidate. The Elephant needs resuscitating and quick.

Like the sentiment, but you forgot the maga verse. Never mind, I've got ya covered with my parody ;-p maga=pukin=ayatollah=hezbollah=hamas

@@Rand & E.D. - OK, I get it, you're a Trump-supporter so you get to make up any old crap and pretend it has any grounding in reality whatsoever, just like your cult leader. The projection is strong.. again, just like Trump. Are you sure you're not him?

When DemoKKKrats' nightmares come true, the world becomes a much better place for everyone else.

There never was such a time. Hypocritical hate-mongering harlots like E.D. here (and M.P. and P.A. and C.C. and W.T. to name a few more) have been spewing their vitriol at everything the least bit decent and good since this unentertaining "entertainment" site's founding. Before they were sucking the leftard shіt they're currently spewing at us from the baby-butchering child-molesting illegal White House occupant Biden's аss, they were sucking it from the recta of Hitlery Rothag Clit-tongue and the foreign-born racist Kenyan usurper Hussein; before that they were sucking it from the carbon-spewing Climate Cultist cоcksuckers Kerry and Gore and the fraudulent fool Dan Rather and their fat fascist propagandist Jabba the Moore, and before that they were sucking it from the bowels of B.J. Clit-tongue the multiple rapist Commie catamite and the baby-butchering rape-supporting feminazi goose-steppers who worshiped HIM.

Look into real history instead of the Biden-rimmers' B.S. narratives, and you'll see the DemoKKKrat vermin like Robert Byrd and other for-real white supremacists like David Duke and Richard Spencer were ALWAYS on Biden's side, and why wouldn't they be? When Byrd finally passed from this world into the Lake of Fire (where ALL the DemoKKKrats are going), Biden and his crime family were practically sucking HIS rectum as they eulogized him for all the favors he'd done their racist segregationist gang! You'll also notice that unlike the treasonous election thieves illegally occupying the White House, MAGA isn't holding ANY political prisoners. Unlike the treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs of Antifa and Burn Loot & Murder and other goose-stepping far-left racist hate groups who've never yet been prosecuted for all the looting and arson and murder they committed during their Kristallnachts of 2020, MAGA's January 6 protests against the election theft were ENTIRELY peaceful and only one of the peaceful protesters herself died at the hands of the murderous Biden-rimming capital traitor and insurrectionist thug Michael Byrd (but like his fellow DemoKKKRAT namesake Robert, the murderous thug Michael WILL ultimately be called to account and sent to the Lake of Fire with his fellow goose-steppers when he goes to be with his master Satan).

Go over to academia, and you'll also see that Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are STILL the cross-burning insurrectionist traitors, goose-stepping around whoring for Hamas and Hezbollah and spewing their genocidal hatred at Israel and Jews at their hate rallies; and—of course—comparing their enemies to Hitler even as they deny he ever committed the Holocaust and the other atrocities that made him every leftard's favorite guilt-by-association whipping boy in the first place! No, of COURSE the Biden-rimming vermin like E.D. here don't actually worship the demented figurehead illegally occupying the White House along with the election-stealing cabal of capital criminals who illegally installed him; under all their B.S. narratives, they KNOW the last REAL President left office in January 2021 and now there's only a drooling vacuous vegetable fronting for the Deep State occupants who are doing the actual string-pulling. Nonetheless, with every day that passes, they continue to suck the shіt from his rectum onto their lying seditious tongues and then spew it at us just as E.D. is doing here.

Now all you Biden-rimming racists have fun hiding in your segregated "safe spaces" when your day of reckoning comes, E.D., and when we send you talking turds join your fellow insurrectionist P.O.S. Joe Biden and his crime family in the Lake of Fire, be sure to greet the other formerly-beloved-of-the-DemoKKKrats Joes burning down there too, such as Joe Stalin and Joe Goebbels.

Remember when this site was fun and people didn't spew vitriol at each other every f***ing day? Good times.

hating evil is mentally healthy. in these times, it's the psycho extreme right MAGAts doing the cross-burning, reflected in the KKK endorsing Dump. anyone whose news source isn't total propaganda knows it. no one is worshipping Biden. the only rimming going on is by the worshippers of Conald Grump.