Enjoyed this Blayde. Simple but fun. I've got some change here somewhere...

Yeah, I used to know a guy like that. Oh wait, that was me.

I have a bad toothache right now so this one really hit a nerve.

I make it a point never to watch Adam Sandler movies, but nice parody anyway!

Lovey-dovey.

Are they Fernando Llamas or Lorenzo Llamas?

I hate the Stones but if they sang songs like this I'd like them a little more.

Correction: The 2nd line in the chorus should read, "It’s time for you to grow up and to stop living rent free"

Here's my theory: In the monster realm, they got really bad dental health plans, that's why they're so angry and violent all the time (wouldn't you by if you were in dental pain 24/7?).

(Continued) - Ha, that's still nothing, when I played Monopoly I had to bail out the banker, with real money, my own, that I borrowed from a JP Morgan investment consultant, and because of the real money, when I raised my first (and only one ever) hotel, I got a visit from the IRS, because in the fint print of Swedish tax law, that real money made the hotel count as real...

Superb job on one of the best tunes ever, written and originally recorded by Texas singer-songwriter Jerry Jeff Walker. The Dirt Band did a fabulous cover later on. I think JJW would love this parody. Deserved way more 5s. The vote count is reflective of just how few of us old-fangleds hit this site anymore. (Rant..)

Big of you to say so!

Glad you're back--thanks for the v/c!

A Phat song-555!!!

Something fishy about this song- 555!!! Sorry I am late but just got back from the hopital last night :(

Follow up: Mom read your parody and emailed me back that "It was cute. I was going to write him a comment, but I changed my mind."

LOL..and thanks, D-Mon

VVG was an intense fellow, I bet you hit some of those angsty historical points correctly.

This is pretty much a trademark BAD parody, and for that, I can't give you any lumps on this.

So many dentistry puns crammed into this song, there was no space any cavities. A 555 clean bill of dental hilarity health.

'Skipper Dan'-erish, indeed, it has some of the same comedic tone. This was alright. Glad to see there was no cussing in this one.

Bleeping genius to take the characteristic of the OS and expound upon it so bleeping well.

VENISON JERKY:

1 1/2 lbs. lean meat

1/3 tsp. garlic powder

1 tsp. Accent

1/4 c. Worcestershire sauce

1 tsp. seasoned salt

1/3 tsp. black pepper

1 tsp. onion powder

1/4 c. soy sauce

Trim off all fat. Cut meat with the grain into 1/8 to 1/4 inch slices. (It is easier to cut if meat is partially frozen.) Mix all seasonings together and coat meat with the mixture. Marinate overnight. Lay strips of marinated meat in single layer on oven racks (place foil underneath to catch drips). Dry at 140 degrees for 6 to 8 hours until as chewy as desired

Lure Burgers:

1 1/2 pound(s) ground beef (see Tips & Techniques) 4 tablespoon(s) Dijon mustard------ Salt------ Pepper------ 4 toasted hamburger buns, for serving------ Shaved dill pickles, for serving------

Caramelized Onion and Bacon Jam:

1/4 cup(s) canola oil------ 4 cup(s) diced white onion------ 1 pound(s) bacon------ Salt------ Pepper------

Lure Secret Sauce:

2 cup(s) ketchup 2 cup(s) mayo------ 2 tablespoon(s) red wine vinegar------ 1 tablespoon(s) Worcestershire-------sauce

Directions:

1.Make burger: In a large mixing bowl, add the ground beef and mustard. Season liberally with salt and pepper. Mix together until combined.

2.Shape into four 6-ounce patties. Grill over high heat, for 5 to 6 minutes per side, for medium.

3.Make Caramelized Onion and Bacon Jam: Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

4.In a sauté pan, heat oil and cook onions until caramelized. This should take about 15 to 20 minutes over moderate heat. Season with salt and pepper.

5.When oven is hot, place bacon on a sheet pan and bake until it is nice and crispy, about 30 minutes. Let it cool, and chop it finely.

6.In a mixing bowl, combine the onions and chopped bacon and season with salt and pepper. Set aside and let sit.

7.Make Lure Secret Sauce: In a large mixing bowl, combine ingredients. Mix until blended together. Season with salt and pepper.

8.Assemble burger: Place burger on toasted bun and top with Caramelized Onion and Bacon Jam and the Lure Sauce and shaved dill pickles

Tips & Techniques:

Use premium blend ground beef. A 70/30 meat to fat ratio. Beef chuck works well too. Your taste buds will think they died and went to heaven.

Funny and also a good lesson about how plants depend on animals and vice versa. The politicians who want to tax ranchers and farmers for their herds' methane need to get another perspective that focuses on the good.

(ABC) I hate camping, so I liked this a lot!

(ABC) You may not be an Earthman, but you're a funny one!

(ABC) Awkward thoughts..... but good awkward thoughts... if that makes sense.

(ABC) Ted who? I guess I'll be one of those googling. As a general thing, it was really good.

(ABC) Dracula's got feelings too? Who knew? Loved it!

(ABC) Sibling relationships are always complex, but they're great when they're strong. Liked this a lot.

(ABC) Creepy, but absolutely hilarious!

That comment definitely won't get bleeped!

This was probably the most intense song I've ever heard about Van Gough or painting! I really liked how you incorporated the actual screaming of the singer into the song by having him get angrier and angrier throughout the lyrics!

Very looney this tune was! Reminded me of something straight out of Bugs Bunny!

Wow!!! This was filled with so many great puns: "dental ex-Ray", "The molar the merrier", "isn't that the tooth Cause I know the drill, and they know my roots". So many great lines in here! This was fantastic!

I wouldn't even compare this to Weird Al's "Skipper Dan" because his is about wanting to be a famous actor and stuck working on a lame ride and yours is more about tourists being stupid. I really liked this especially working at Disney World and hearing all of these dumb questions all of the time.

you can come to my garden when you're done

No lie. This was one of my favorites by you. I loved the Jerry Springer reference, the Richard Pryor reference basically all of the references and there were so many good lines in here. It was awesome!

If Merv said it, I believe it!

FWC: A clever faux name to fit my title. Prof. Churchill and MA Senate aspirant Elizabeth Warren (aka Fauxcahontas for her once-claimed 1/32 Cherokee ancestry) are two fine examples of current Progressives.

. . . oh, those knaves of Condo destruction . . .

PirateJack, make him paw the plank, Sir ! !

Sir L'Air de Farce, those Dickies wear well, Sir ! Cowboys wear 'em, Best brand ever !

. . . a Pirate turned Farmer ? ? ? . . . Sounds like you need to set sail for ~hisPanola~, CaptainJacques du BareAll, . . . Chips aHoy, Sir !

ahhhhh . . . PirateJack de BareAll, just feel 'da Mitt . . . .

Sir, according to MervGriffin, she made the best Goulash & PapriGash, too!

Pardon Captain Jacques, MonSieur de BareAll, but then ,Sir, you are such a ' Texty Rexy '

Squire ~Love-A-Feast~, this was scrumptuous . . . down to the last fishFry!

Pirate Jacques du Barrell, please add the 'German Potato Cake- to this delicious ensemble ! ! schucks gut, meinHerr !

DUDE! OMG! I just sat here singing this to the original all day!

Oh, and....enjoy!

Kansas City Ribs:

1/3 cup(s) packed dark brown sugar-----3 tablespoon(s) sweet paprika-----2 teaspoon(s) mustard powder-----1/2 teaspoon(s) celery seed-----1/2 teaspoon(s) onion powder------1/2 teaspoon(s) garlic powder----- 1/2 teaspoon(s) chipotle chile powder----- Salt----- 4 RACK(S) (2 to 2 1/2 pounds each) ST. LOUIS STYLE PORK RIBS----- 2 cup(s) boiling water

Sauce:

1 can(s) (28-ounce) tomato puree----- 1/2 cup(s) packed dark brown sugar----- 1/3 cup(s) cider vinegar----- 1/4 cup(s) tomato paste----- 3 tablespoon(s) Worcestershire sauce----- 1 tablespoon(s) mustard powder----- 1 teaspoon(s) chipotle chile powder----- 1/2 teaspoon(s) ground allspice----- Pepper, to taste----- 1/2 cup(s) hot water

Directions

1.Prepare Ribs: In large bowl, combine sugar, paprika, mustard, celery seed, onion powder, garlic powder, chipotle chile powder, and 1 tablespoon salt. In 2 large (17" by 13") roasting pans, place ribs. Rub spice mixture all over ribs; arrange ribs overlapping in pans. Cover pans and refrigerate at least 1 hour and up to 1 day.

2.Prepare Sauce: In 4-quart saucepan, combine tomato puree, sugar, vinegar, tomato paste, Worcestershire sauce, mustard powder, chipotle chile powder, allspice, and 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper. Heat to boiling on high, stirring occasionally. Reduce heat to medium-low; cover partially and simmer 45 minutes or until thickened, stirring occasionally. Cool completely in pan. Pour 1 1/4 cups sauce into serving bowl and stir in hot water; reserve.

3.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Uncover ribs and add 1 cup boiling water to each pan. Cover pans tightly with foil. Bake 1 hour 15 minutes to 1 hour 45 minutes or until tender. Uncover ribs and transfer to large serving platter.

4.Prepare outdoor grill for direct grilling on medium. Place ribs on hot grill grate, bone side down, and cook 2 minutes. Brush with sauce in pan and turn ribs over; cook 5 minutes. Repeat brushing and turning 2 more times, cooking ribs an additional 10 minutes.

5.Cut racks into single-rib portions and arrange on platter. Serve immediately with reserved sauce.

Song is at bit.ly/vegan-activist-blues

Somebody at least buy the guy a hairbrush! Good one.

Thanks for the support Jeff. I was doing the same thing, and stumbled onto the 'rabies' sub. That's one of my favorite lines too. And darn you, raccoon.

I hate this. 1s. soooooooo baaaaaad

The country is moving in a direction that a certain disgraced fake Indian (who formerly taught college students to hate America) would approve. Obama is a strong believer in American principles, SOUTH American!

I was just thinking of this OS last night for a few ideas, rabies wasn't one of them. Great song, loved the line about getting your girlfriend's number. The visual of the raccoon stalking you is pretty funny :)

"DesParodies," that's a great new category! I also end up at times with a parody that has more of a serious than humorous tone. 555 for your creativity!!

This is a real gas! 555

Seconded, this IS BRILLIANT. Great use of the OS, great all around 'gentle/pimple' couplet, and the last stanza stood out especially, with 'you're firing guns/blow peoples minds' and 'photo croppin’/Photoshoppin’/no stoppin’

Excellent pacing and use of the OS Derry. Also nice list of foods that rhyme with 'you'. Enjoyed it all, but especially the 'Such a buncha goop' stanza

Thanks for the comments, now hairy up and google Ted Koppel!

Saying thanks(in a VERY high voice) to bobpie and Blayde!

(ABC) I agree with the consensus that I have no idea who Ted Koppel is, but I could still follow the parody because it was very generalized to his hair. That aspect of the parody was very humerous! Good job on this one!

(ABC) I wasn't bored while reading this funny parody! Good stuff here Abbott!

(ABC) You do use a lot of strange Prince songs Aggy, but I liked it a lot. Very out-of-this-world!

(ABC) Story and theme.... AWESOMELY HILARIOUS! Great work! 555

This one was brilliant especially since it's coming from you a guy who does a photoshop picture for every contest.

Good parody but incomplete. There is an intro section that I included when he and Hillary Clinton were in a primary battle 51 months ago. See http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/andrewssisters8.shtml (long before Bonnie Baker). The 3-5-4 vote is mine.

The proper chorus is supposed to be: "Ra-e-ey-e-ape Ra-e-ey-a-ape Look a pe-do-phile Dirty pe-do-phile They're like Ra-e-ey-e-ape Ra-e-ey-a-ape Look a pe-do-phile Dirty pe-do-phile" Made a mistake in the revision process and didn't notice it until after I sent it in.

Very clever, I love the title sub. Great idea.

It's not like you even read it in the first place. In fact, when is the last time you even posted a comment that isn't spam?

This was brilliant. The clever word substitutions had me laughing the whole way through. 555.

Okay I am big Stacie fan! But this was pretty freaking hilarious! I liked the whole concept of conjoined twins in a song. "and you listen when i'm talkng the telephone" that's one funny line. Also "i feel like i am in a sack race every single day" was pretty funny too!

Okay this is one of your best I have read so far! Funny,funny,funny. I thought the ah-choo-choos fit perfectly with the original song. Great job man! When I see quality like this it makes me extra proud to be a parody writer:-]

This one wasn't as funny as some of the other ones i have read from you , but I do admire the creativity of it. Definite points for effort. I do like the line about what ketchup smells like when it's old. :-]

Okay. I am a big britney fan. This was very creative and funny. I found myself giggling at several instances. You obviously have a talent for this judging by the quaility and volume of parodies you have on amiright. Keep it up. Loved this one!

Okay I really liked the original song but this was pretty good too. I never would have thought of monsters under the bed. ahaha I think you did it justice.

Okay I was pretty impressd. i wanted to do parody of this myself but i couldn't get the concept together. Good job man! I would love to see this in video form. haha

(ABC) See above!

(ABC) Was expecting badonkadonk, but instead I got something far more intersting: garbage-producing wormholes! Or something. Really good stuff here, could've done without the Bernie Mac bit, that's kind of uncomfortable (you do know he's dead, right?), but otherwise this was pretty solid. 555!

(ABC) Kudos for taking on this tricky song (which I surprisingly kinda-sorta knew before due to it being kinda-sorta sampled in a Jay-Z song), and Prince kinda-sorta sounds like a squeaky alien here, so it fits! 555 calls to the mothership!

(ABC) I hope no-one gave you a wedgie, that'd just be overkill. Great parody of a cheesy OS, 555 and a crowbar to get those undies out!

(ABC) Wish I knew who Ted Koppel is, but still as a parody about a dork who has hair like a rock this works really well. 555 cans of hairspray!

(ABC) 5! 5! 5! Ah! Ah! Ah! Seriously, repeated choruses aside, this was pretty freakin' good.

(ABC) Great parody, despite the occasional pacing stumbles. Home projects never quite go the way you intend them to, do they? 555!

Thanks! It's perfectly innocent, though. It's just about a poor guy who pulls a lot of boners.

It was either Mariah, Bette, or David Lee Roth.

Was it Mariah Carey or Bette Midler? Cute!

Damn that was nasty but funny! Surprised that it hasnt been censored.

I hope mine's as good as the one you were going to write!

I just came up with the idea of doing a Hey Jude parody called Stay Nude myself in a drunken haze, but I see the internet has already done it for me.

Great hit job on a tune that seriously deserved it, with grins and chuckles thruout and dead-on timing. You know how to parody. Gonna look for some of your other stuff.

The thong was wrong, but not my thanks to you, Abbott!

Looks like I rushed it too soon. I'll submit a better version tomorrow.

Song is at bit.ly/live-vegan-today

It's like the theme song for my sitcom.

This was on Pirate Radio in L.A. back in the day! Fantastic!