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December 05, 2016

"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by ? Report this comment
When were you born Grandaddy? The 19th century? Dear Lord!
"O' is Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
It's strange that the US has pledged to defend Taiwan from a Chinese amphibious assault and we sell them arms to protect themselves from the PRC... but do not officially recognize Taiwan as an Independent nation! The Chinese steal our military secrets, wage cyber espionage on us, develop anti-carrier missiles, and threaten USN ships in the South China Sea with fortress islands. What do we do? Nothing...
"Rexim, Rexim, Rexim," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty,"Hefty Trash Bag Commercial, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Get Reximed! ...yeah... that was supposed to be a play off of how people say "Get Wrecked!" now, but it didn't exactly land... 5s
"O' is Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
sorry Odumbo, but we voted for Trump because we wanted CHANGE! not the same old, same old, under Hillary Clinton! so don't be surprised, if Trump doesn't do things exactly the way you and/or Hillary would! 455
"Judd Apatow's Lame Insults," Max Power parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest Soap Commercial, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
ah, so Juddsy Boy's one of those self-hating, SJW men eh? good to know! as for me? yeah, I'm a Trump supporter, AND I don't feel the need to re-make classics, just for the sake of being PC! proud of both! 5s
"F@#$ You, 2016!," Chris Wolvie parody of "Oom Pah Pah (link for DKTOS),"Lionel Bart, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
2017 will be far worse! But hey- 555 hopes and prayers.
"The Old Gold Settler," Blaydeman parody of "The Old Dope Peddler,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Cute, but as noted above, not a giggle-buster.
"The Pokemon Go Anthem," Matthias parody of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Funny how Abbott does not find direct changes to rhymes appealing. I oftentimes find keeping original rhymes can be a crutch...it can be hard to think outside the box. Points to Matty for pursuing the parody that way (better than I could have).
"The Exorcism Tango," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The Masochism Tango,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
A compelling parody, to be sure (yar yar). Subtle Christian pop music reference of the Newsboys is a plus (Amy Grant would have been a more clear joke, but that of course couldn't pace well!).
"O Christmas Lights," StoryMing parody of "O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree),"traditional Christmas carol, Comment by AFormerMajorGeneral Report this comment
Brilliant!
"Patience Needed (winter 2015)," StoryMing parody of "Sing Hey to You, Good Day to You,"Gilbert & Sullivan, Comment by AFormerMajorGeneral Report this comment
Well done!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Granddaddy Report this comment
Missy, do you know no shame? Back in my time women sewed and mended clothes cooked, cleaned, bathed the children and washed the clothes by hand. even made their own soap. In the summer went to work farms. You got it good but continue to aggravate your elders with this horse manure of palindromes. Go get married and get busy doing a real days work.
"I Snuff Kitties," Max Power parody of "I Feel Pretty,"West Side Story soundtrack, Comment by ? Report this comment
HA! Proves my point over how much you love to shove your nose up a cat's rear end!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#81) Amen: a pirate-mate; tame tar - Ipanema. #82) Aloe, rapid dip - areola.

December 04, 2016

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tom Dooley,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Patrick, this was before my time here, but here's a belated 555!
"Flip It," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Whip It,"Devo, Comment by Malcolm gets the Middle Report this comment
凸 yeah!!!
"The Grossest Vegan Foods," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Put a Spell on You,"Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Comment by Mr. Meaty Report this comment
Yuck factor 10!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
@ Don's ho; ... #80a) Oh, nod on. No Don Ho. #80b) Oh no! Donno. Donno. Donno. Don Ho.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by No Mo Don Ho Anymo, Yo! Report this comment
Oh no. Don Ho ...... Ohs' no. Don's ho
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#77) A man, a Pam? Not, sob I - Boston MA (Panama). #78) No bar? Got no rot? - Toronto, grab ON. #79) A Santa-denier reined at NASA.

December 03, 2016

"The Old Gold Settler," Blaydeman parody of "The Old Dope Peddler,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
I agree with Matty that this is straight out of a Schoolhouse Rock special. Pacing was spot on, but could have sifted for a few more laughs.
"The Pokemon Go Anthem," Matthias parody of "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
my foray in the Pokemon Go fad was late and short lived...but this was a very fun parody. You used the Pokemon names to great effect. Maybe my only (tiny) nitpick, is that I'm kind of a stickler for changing rhymes of the original songs...so changing the lines to not rhyme with "park" kinda stood out for me (in a not good way). Other than that, excellent job!
"Petrified Postman Willie Park," Agrimorfee parody of "Poisoning Pigeons in The Park,"Tom Lerher, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
Very very funny stuff! A lot of funny lines and a lot of details thrown in there...loved the "brouhaha/Chihuahua" and "embarrassment/excrement" rhymes! Great job!
"The Exorcism Tango," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The Masochism Tango,"Tom Lehrer, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
A great spoof of my favorite Lehrer song. Love the title sub and the "mahogany/vomit-y" rhyme was hilarious. The switch at the end was really fun too...better than if you would have made it a successful exorcism. Solid work!
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by OMNI Vore Report this comment
Vegans tend to look rather sickly. Are they even happy?
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#75) A man, a plan, acetate canal - Panama. #76) A pen, a pad, a pan - EPA.

December 02, 2016

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," Patrick McWilliams parody of "Tom Dooley,"Kingston Trio, Comment by Mark Trujillo Report this comment
May i animate this?
"The B-2," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks Jon!
"The B-2," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Happy 3,500th! :) 455
"Paint on the Plane, #7," John A. Barry parody of "The Rain in Spain,"My Fair Lady (Musical), Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I see you have returned to doing blocks of parodies. Good for you- 555 on all! I just cracked 3500 myself and am at 524 this year so far. My W4 formula still works for creativity, but this year I've added more food and toilet humor parodies which are not my norm. I still think you should go for 5000! I will break 4000 in 2017 sometime...
"Paint on the Plane, #7," John A. Barry parody of "The Rain in Spain,"My Fair Lady (Musical), Comment by Chance Gollnick Report this comment
I always have liked this song, so I am impressed you pulled this off. I like parody's that are done differently.
"50 States the Donald will Lose In," by S. Adam Bernstein parody of "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover" by Paul Simon (2016-11-08), Comment by Bwa ha ha! Report this comment
Sucks to be you, dude.
"Hittin' on EmiLoca," Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) parody of "Livin' Da Vida Loca,"Ricky Martin, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Jake Ralphing (aka Luke Brattoni), you are my hero man! I set about researching the longest comment thread in the runes and annals of AIR when I discovered this. Clearly this is it. This banter between you two scamps is epic! It's a post-doctoral dissertation on cyber flirtation!! It's the gold standard! Anybody who sees my comment should come here and spend the next few days reading this ;-D ......... So, did anything ever come of this in the real world. Are there any little DemiLocas, or LukiLocas or RalphiLocas scurrying about who are going to need a new bike for Christmas (lol)
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@A Modest Proposal - damn, my motivation has been uncovered! But seriously, I would love for one of these anti-GM types to be able to provide something that backs up their blind prejudice, and because of this I have looked at every page linked to. It is very obvious there are some "scientists" with agendas (of whom Seralini is probably the most oft-quoted) who have intentionally done some very bad science, claiming results not born out by their experiments just so that people who want to believe the same thing have a hook to hang their beliefs on.

People have been talking about "post truth politics" in the wake of the Brexit/Trump votes, but the trend towards believing what you want to believe (and resorting to insults rather than evidence when challenged) started a while back & maybe it's surprising that it has taken so long to be the central part of political "debate".

@CML - thanks for that :-) I remember the "Hittin' on EmiLoca" banter kicking off, never realized it got *that* long. That is more than a little bit epic. But re the personal abuse: it's so poorly-done, it's really not worth bothering about. It's more a shame that they are so unwilling to confront the possibility they might be wrong, that they respond with childish invective rather than even read something that contradicts what they "know" to be true.
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
GMOs -OMG!
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#72) A man, a poison. No! Sí! O Panama. #73) A cap, a nap, Pa - Napa CA. #74) Yell, Ava, "Pan!" - Napa Valley.
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by ? Report this comment
Isn't that Winx parody even worse for insults?

December 01, 2016

"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
I will say this. This thread does set a record for most personal abuse directed at an author. Never seen anything close to it at AIR
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by CML Report this comment
Funny someone should ask about numbers. I researched the longest comment threads just out of curiosity. Near as I can tell, this one is #5 in number of comments. The Barney parody is #3 with 366. At #4 is "That Throne" by Red Ant with 240 comments, almost none of which have anything to do with the song. It's mostly a dialogue between Red Ant and someone named Scrawny Johnny. At #2 is "Neopets Lie" by Guy DiRito with 411 comments, mostly about the Neopets website ...... And at #1 is"Hitting on EmiLoca" by Jake A Ralphing, with (are you sitting down) 1347 comments!! Basically Jake and EmiLoca (a parody writer) start spinning this romance novel based on Jake's parody with three or four other writers kibbutzing in. It's the most amazing thing in the runes and annals of Amiright
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by A Modest Proposal Report this comment
Phil, in your first comment you wrote, "...there is no point in trying to argue with people who can't even be bothered to find out the first things about what they're arguing against." Yet, you continue to argue as if you yearn to beat the dubious "Barney" record for longest thread — in "another year or two." You probably can, as you seem to wish, inherit Saturday night's inebriated, capital letters fools. Or you can put in a claim for dignity by ending this 16-month, repetitive link-fest by announcing that you will no longer participate.
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@Jill - was there a point you were trying to make with that?

@? - no, the "Barney's Dead" parody has been picking up comments on a fairly regular basis for more than ten years, and has twice this number. So give this one another year or two...
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by ? Report this comment
Is this the longest thread on AIR?
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Don't Care Report this comment
I've lived through all the scares of fluoridation, mercury, salmonella, e coli, too much caffeine, too much salt, too much butter, etc... but as Nietzsche said "that which does not kill us makes us stronger." GMOs are no different. Daily, consumption of GMO food on average yields 1g. That won't kill you, for sure. Lay off Phil.
"Big Mac Blues," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
In case someone doesn't remember Burger Chef:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Burger_Chef_front_view.JPEG.jpg
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Jill Report this comment
https://www.loc.gov/law/help/restrictions-on-gmos/england-wales.php
"Big Mac Blues," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
R.I.P. Michael Delligatti. but hey, 98 IS a good, long life! particularly for the guy who invented the Big Mac! take note, vegans! 455
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Yeff Report this comment
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Everybody knows they can't change anything!
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Yo Report this comment
PETA: Pretty Exasperating Thrombotic A*******!!!
"Fooled 'Em," The Offenders parody of "Freedom 90!,"George Michael, Comment by Jay Sherman Report this comment
I'd like to see someone try to sing this a a karaoke bar in America. What humour that would bring
"John Doe vegan had a farm," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Old MacDonald had a farm,"Traditional, Comment by You Are A Cockroach Report this comment
I like ca ca.
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#69) Far again, Niagara F. #70) An igloo? Cool, Gina. #71) Regal! Live villager.
"What Died?," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Theme from Rawhide,"The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Comment by CML Report this comment
@I Hold it in -- Ya know, it's all these post Second Vatican liturgical shenanigans like adding cheese to the host that are causing the catastrophic meltdown in Mass attendance, which I believe cannot be cured. There are those who cry "Give cheese a chance" but I maintain that no Gouda can come from tampering with the Eucharist
"What Died?," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Theme from Rawhide,"The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Comment by CML Report this comment
According to the TUlane Review of Digestion (DTA -- Do The Acronym) FLATUS and FART have been sniffed out as hate propaganda and agitation groups whose silent but deadly outbursts have cleared many a peace-able assembly. So I wouldn't put too much stock in anything they say, SP. They just dont pass the smell test, know what I mean
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
@Phil's little helper - it's unlikely anyone who could do with reading something like that will ever do so. Sigh.

@I Care - Sorry, I was a bit short there, but selenium doesn't "bond to mercury", as so categorically stated above. Yes, methyl Mercury compounds have a high affinity for Se, which is what causes their toxicity in cells by sequestering the Se from some enzymes, so having an equal amount of free Se as MeHg does mean there's no methyl-Hg left to stop your enzymes working. If you're thinking "but that's what I said", then I apologise for being an over-pedantic chemist, but no, it's not exactly what you said.
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Mahatma Report this comment
Vegans never die. We return as compost.
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Red-Blooded Vegan Report this comment
It's easy, "?". Some commenters explicitly write about their health. Others, like you, try to conceal their health problems, but inevitably fail. For example, it's clear that you are mentally ill.
"Vegans Screwed," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by ? Report this comment
How exactly would RBV know about anyone's health here? In fact, who's to say RBV is in excellent health? He/she could be posting from a hospital bed. Vegans get sick too and die of disease.
"Vanilla Bean," Max Power parody of "Zestfully Clean,"Zest Soap Commercial, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Top 15 Ice cream flavors:

1. Vanilla, 29%
2. Chocolate, 8.9%
3. Butter pecan, 5.3%
4. Strawberry, 5.3%
5. Neapolitan, 4.2%
6. Chocolate chip, 3.9%
7. French vanilla, 3.8%
8. Cookies and cream, 3.6%
9. Vanilla fudge ripple, 2.6%
10. Praline pecan, 1.7%
11. Cherry, 1.6%
12. Chocolate almond, 1.6%
13. Coffee, 1.6%
14. Rocky road, 1.5%
15. Chocolate marshmallow, 1.3%
All others, 23.7%

Source: International Ice Cream Association
"What Died?," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Theme from Rawhide,"The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Comment by I Hold It In Report this comment
In 1962, The Second Vatican Council modernized Latin acronyms to conform to native languages. Accordingly, in the U.S., FLATUS is now Fraternity of Anally Retentive Trolls (FART). At Mass, we now serve a bit of cheese with the wafer. In my parish, I'm the troll who cuts the cheese.
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Red-Blooded Vegan Report this comment
Dear Fathead (and I mean that in a good way): African women are noted for their fat asses (steatopygia). The current First Lady of the U.S. exhibits a strong tendency toward this condition, which pleases her husband so much that he omitted the condition for treatment under Obamacare. (The original draft had coverage for fat asses, but that was considered racist. "Fat" was changed to "flat" and now white women's butts can be injected with fat, obtained mostly from your head, for a nominal co-pay.)
But I digress from the point of your link. You may have noticed that Black people are more intelligent than anybody else. Well, we are! For each steatopygic square inch of yo mama, there is a 1-point increase in your I.Q., according to "The Bell Curve." That's why I'm so smart, in case you haven't noticed. And I help it along with a vegan diet of collard greens, turnips, okra, black-eyed peas, corn fritters, and hominy grits. Sorry about your congenital epilepsy.

November 30, 2016

"What Died?," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Theme from Rawhide,"The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
A note of disapproval from FLATUS (Federation of Legally Accredited Thugs - U.S.).
"Starvin' In The Third World," Phil Alexander parody of "Rockin' In The Free World,"Neil Young, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
@ Red-Blooded Vegan: Of course I do. A healthy brain consists largely of fat, which doesn't generate itself, you have to eat your way to it. BTW, the only way to permanently reverse brain disorders like congenital epilepsy is a high-high fat diet. And of course, then there's this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/19/big-bums-smarter-children-study_n_6499470.html
"Leigh's Palindrome Workshop," Giorgio Coniglio parody of "The Limerick Song,"sactoGranny, Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
#66) Mirth craze us! Suez arch trim. #67) A man, a pool, a peep, a loo - Panama. #68) A dim or fondle-held "No!" from Ida.

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