Just reviewing some past works of writers I followed here years ago. Alvin wrote an awful lot of very good stuff. This one was well-paced and funny. Admitting to ulterior motive here: An attempt to pump some life into this site. I recommend readers go to the "Author's" list and pick out some of the folks there and checking out some of their old stuff. Maybe I'll drop be every few days and try to spotlight a writer or two that i think folks might enjoy.

Way back in the last decade I did a parody where I had Crosby, Stills, & Nash sort of act like the "Three Stooges" altho not exactly. I love CSN, but in the early-to-mid 70's they did a lot of stooge-like stuff, particullarly Crosby.

I can't take full credit for the concept, Paul. A very gifted artist who went by the name "Artistic Covers" did a great parody of a Beatles album cover where he subbed Alex and his three droogs for the four mop topped lads. And I told him, "I can definitely do a song parody of that."

Super idea for a title sub, really well executed :D

I can see a lot of cleverness here, but I'm not that well acquainted with the "Nadsat" so that bogged me down during the read.. But I applaud the conceptual originality.

Great job! Excellent pacing, funny and on point. You can't go wrong with that combination. 5's ~~~

Loved the non-dirty dirty line haha PLUS I had no idea that she broke the 4th wall like Deadpool. Funny and educational stuff!!

Why do you think DIET is spelled as DIE a T at the end

Thanks Matty - yes the funnest part was coming up with ridiculously gourmet meal names

Thanks Ag, very nice to read those words. I agree, I miss it too, seems like the Golden Age is not going to return though :(

Thanks K1, hmm, maybe. I will have to rethink my wife's wiliness

Thanks for the read TJC

qwerty I was hoping the ridiculousness of my epicurean expectations of her might allay her anger!

Thanks Dee - great to hear from you - when are you going to start posting again?

Wow, you REALLY really like chips, Conq. A double-fried sebago thick-cut is a pleasure to the tastebuds though I must admit - 555 - and can't go past the Maccas bag either

Dare me all you like, Ag, but I aint touching those Lute-fisks. Try stopping me with the spotted dick though - grew up loving that delicious british pudding. Very educational and well-researched - great job - 555

Killer last line, K1 but I especially loved the title sub, and the discontent/President rhyme - 555

...but it tastes so good, Melanie - especially those apple turnovers from Maccas and their hash browns. Nice job - 555

"Bright green marmoset snot" made me feel ill Matty. Bit of an alien theme going on in your old freezer. And I think that had astronaut tang in that bar in Star Wars. - 555

(Artistry) Concept was dirt (ha) simple, but was still very enjoyable, especially with how descriptive you got. Laundry bill comes to $555!

That's not "That's Right", that's "That's Life", ah but that's life! Well done parody.

Cute, albeit not too far removed from the original's intent.

Great song! I love both fat cats. This song is a pretty fair comparison, if a comparison at all. Five stars.

NUTTY NUTTY NUTTY VERY NUTTY

Garbage Man dealing with all sorts of rubbish like dirty needles dead pets leftovers and junk mail from Greenpeace

I seem to remember part of the lyric began “Got your diverticulitis..” I’m unable to find ANY video of this Nora Dunn clip anywhere. Does anyone have it?

Stay alive don't drink and drive,otherwise you be taking the bus a or the taxi cab

Should not have eaten onions on your burger then ate garlic bread

Thanks to both of you! And CML, I checked Airfarcewon's work out. That's really high-level lyric writing he or she does, as good as a lot I've heard on show cast albums!