Here's the video hosted by Ebaums World: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/527192/800269.flv Plays fine in VLC

"My best friend's a bird and my girlfriend's a cat" HILARIOUS. Best line of the song!

I'm hoping I can make it to the castle before I step in any more

so that's what I was starting to do to sort. after mad hatter I had created mrs elane es and neither of them have each others parodies. maybe I'll continue to do it that way some day, but I think I'd like to see if I have 200 or so parodies first. I'm not going to have 580 some parodies soon so I'm not going to be in like a first page.

yeah, pack today and gone tomorrow. Maybe I can get a lupine plant to make sure the butterflies don't poison themselves eating too much toxic, but the butterflies seem to be smart. To bad the so wonderful Monarchs only have one host plant.

sounds like me I cant relax because Everything has to be perfect for mother who tells me I do everything wrong. Now I have no Idea what wrong is or not but have to do it exactly as she says

I couldn't breathe in the stupid masks when I had to wear them

I've found out these days that grey hairstreaks will now use hibiscus flowers to host on. I've also read they will use tropical milkweed. I don't think they use to. The grey hairstreak has become a tropical butterfly. I was going to work on a new parody and post it, but my mom wants to go on a little vacation. I'll have to post it afterwards. I hope I'll see more butterflies when I get back.

Awwwww, looks like you went to all the effort of copy/pasting all those “songs” and the only comment you got was someone mentioning how far from an Arby’s restaurant they lived. Still, better than you deserve, but I’ll bet you printed it out and stuck it on your fridge as proof of a “positive interaction”. Again, no one’s surprised you’re having to write your own comments, albeit under my name. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?

it worked! I'm no longer worried about parody about parody submitting, I'm worried I'll never learn magic. Wonder if This wildcard person is around and can help me with magic.

Soon phones will be peoples' only reality, like The Matrix. Sad.

Heres some other s&*t we damn well didnt need ....... Blocked inhalation, Strained respiration, Air deprivation, Mask prolongation, Face negation, Faucc bloviation ... In short, no pox agenda in the classroom

Yeah, we've hated San Fran for a while .. but now folks across the aisle are joining in. Folks aint flocking to Frisco anymore; they're fleeing it

Use your inside voice, Alpha

Im 100% positive that those who own these types of things are just as well hung as those who write snarky comments about them

I'm just making some type of guess for myself that if I get posted on the author page then that's it, starting at one on the bottom. If I'm that worried about duplicates I ought to just keep submitting until I do have 200 parodies. I want to learn magic someday wildcard

The sad thing is, there's no reason for those games not to work anymore just because the platform's not updating anymore; hackers have already found a way to reverse the "kill switch" implemented in the final versions of Adobe Flash, and old browsers can still run the plugins. The only problem is that the websites that used to host these games are dropping them and/or going offline.

When MP puts all ones on a parody, it's because he can't censor it altogether—yet—the way he and his fellow cowardly lawless seditious treasonous un-American vaxcist vermin are trying to do with every obvious truth they can't refute.

Nowhere near 1.1 million Americans died OF the Wuhan Virus; somewhere around that number MAY have died WITH it, but the systems for reporting these deaths are so corrupt and politicized that no one can even HOPE for an honest estimate from any of them. The reason HUNDREDS of millions (maybe even BILLIONS) survived the Wuhan Virus worldwide is because almost everybody DID get it—but a more weakened or even outright asymptomatic strain (e.g. the Omicron variant) that truly immunized them. Meanwhile, those who foolishly knuckled under to the illegal and un-Constitutional mandates and took the vaxcists' genetic therapy clot shots are dropping like flies from various forms of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (e.g. heart attacks, strokes, and aggressive fast-moving cancers). That "vax" that was NEVER actually a vaccine never stopped a SINGLE person from getting the Wuhan Virus—except for the ones it killed before they could catch it.

This hilarious parody is telling the truth (though only a part of it), and MP is not merely vaxtarded, but lethally so: if he's fortunate, the shots he and his fellow Fauci-rimming fools received contained nothing but a saline solution placebo. If he's not so fortunate, he and they now have AIDS (not HIV, mind you—just AIDS: HOW you Acquired your Immune Deficiency Syndrome is not relevant to your having AIDS; only THAT you acquired it—in this case, from the genetic therapy clot shot masquerading as a vaccine.) Were he even less fortunate, he'd already be dead from it, like Ian Bell, Grant Wahl, Julie Powell, Michael Gerson, Nick Nemeroff, Darrell Beveridge, John Ryan, Thomas Senzee, Shane Warne, Bill Branch, Sohrab Lutchmedial, Richard Rowe, Willie Garson, Karen Croake Heisler, Louie Knuxx, Jordan Hayes, Jason Maurer, Ronald Babb, Thomas Flanigan, and Dr. Witold Rogiewicz—to name just a few.

I wish the bogus 13 votes would stop

A ENVIROMENTLAISTS WENT HIKING OUT ONE DAY,HE PITCHED HIS TENT ON A PLAIN ALONG HIS WAY,WHEN ALL AT ONCE FLOCK GIANT BLACK BIRDS WENT WINGING OVERHEAD, THEIR BEAKS OF SHIINY STEEL,THEIR EYES ALL GLOWING RED

Someone call 9-11 please the Teapot just fell down the Staircase and broke its spout

Your going to let the Pigeon Drive the Bus?

The FARMER IN THE Dell lost his farm Bill Gates stole it along with Clause Swabe

Maybe a bit too niche a subject for a parody (which sounds a bit hypocritical coming from me but I have some standards) but maybe an interesting thing to research - if only in the vein of "how in the hell does THAT work". Cheers for the memories!

I used to play Flash games pretty regularly too — this was before I had ever heard of the song “Rhythm Steps”, by the way. I played “Exit Path” quite often, right up until the end of Flash in December 2020. Maybe you should do a parody about the Chinese train station that temporarily shut down in January 2021 — because its system was running on — you guessed it — Flash.

Oh joy, somehow the relentless dorsal orifice’s Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board, now featuring toilet humor. Everyone here knows what to expect when you post your weekly poopfests — same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. And of course, it wouldn’t be a parody of yours without a comment of mine, regardless of whether or not it’s actually me posting it. The rough draft of this should have been flushed down the drain. How many more “parodies” of this “song” will it take before you figure out that no one likes your ‘tard tunes?

Thank you very much!

Love that you parodied one of our song cuz like you I'm an anti-vax wackjob.

Unfortunately, the closest Arby's to me is 22 miles away.

When I put all ones on a parody, I'm man enough to put my name on it. Those 1.1 million Americans who died from COVID? Nearly all of them were unvaccinated. Millions more survived COVID because they got vaccinated. Millions more, including me, never got it because they got vaccinated. This parody is full of lies, and it is not merely stupid, but dangerous.

San Francisco is a great city; you ultramagas always hated it.

D'oh! I meant 2900th. Stupid copy 'n' paste intro for my milestones.

BRILLIANT!

I never got a fauci ouchy lab leak clot shot and never got Covid. Big Pharma is a scam.

Lovely

The greatest advertisement in television history.

Oh, and one more thing: CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expose him the Liquid Oxogen drop him from a plane onto the sidewalk Smash to Ittsy Bittsy pieces

Hey man, I'm pretty f#k*ng far from OK about your dumb ass using my name for these whack parodies. So unless you want to live out the rest of your short ass life in agonizing pain, I'd quit. And what the f#(k's a Herbie Kaye? Nobody cares about him. Thats just something your whack ass is gonna have to get realistic about.

Can’t say I disagree with the sentiment but once again the only amusing thing in your entire hack-post against Arby’s are the bits and pieces of my past rants that you glommed onto. Please quit being a coward and stop this attack against a random television ad.

Ha! Nobody bothers to comment anymore, let alone even read your recycled garbage, so you do what any slobbering, attention-starved anencephalic would do: make up a false critique. And of course, it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t post it under my name, as if most readers couldn’t discern the difference. Just curious, does it hurt to be that stupid?

Look, we get it, your constant hate for Arby’s and whatever their new TV ad is requires you to constantly rehash this same “parody” over and over again — isn’t this the tenth time within the past three weeks? Good parody writers don’t bash a random television advertisement six thousand times. Who else would have a fixation on a random TV spot such as this? Weird little obsession you’ve got there. I can only hope Ving Rhames sues you for copyright infringement/identity theft ASAP. That would be funny on so many levels because you wouldn’t have any new topics left to parody with.

The Rutles did perform Your Mother Should Go on the mockumentary The Rutles-All You Need Is Cash albeit with different lyrics. It wasn't included on The Rutles-lp, but is on the cd reissue. If you check out the mockumentary on YouTube, they mute the song but show The Rutles going down a staircase in white coattails.

Damned hot, CML. In fact the all time highest temp of 136° was recorded there

Then you should use asterisks, not scare-quotes.

Thank you!

You hit the nail on the head! You knocked it outta' the park! Great Job!

No, it's just a way to emphasize them. No hidden meaning.

Is there some double meaning to all the words that are in quotes? Serious question

First time I've ever liked that awful song.

I think the Number Of Weird Al is hilarious. 27, the Number Of Weird Al must be at no.2 at the charts (no.1 is still Pretty Fly For A White Guy).

I-I-I-I, am a man .. of inconstant gender. I've sown chaos all my days

audio at tiny.cc/miyokos

91 and counting. And you can always write a Beatles parody good. Their songs are lyrically simple but musically complex.

L-O-L-A

L-O-L-A

Thanks for your feedback

Please all quit being cowards and respond to this amazing parody that was just submitted. That includes you, Real Phil Ossifer.

Sparrow Agnew, The Loon Ranger, Starling Trek, Starling Trek the Nest Generation

Biden is a Disaster anyone who still supports him should hide away until January 2025

"Shut up, Crime!"

Don’t believe the votes. They are all bogus.

any time

anyone? I'm still hungry I'm I'm still hungry

Never realized way back when that Englebert Humperdink would be so prophetic about 21st century political narrative engineering. But then again, I mostly ignored his music

Thanks for your comment CML!

You're getting better. That OS is a lot of work. This was good.

You could ask the same question about some orher strange goings on around here, none of which is good for readership. I can only hope he feels a sense of responsibility for preserving the largest archive of song parodies on the net ... by a HUGE margin, BTW

How is this “parody” going to help the people of Libya? Serious question.

Thanks annie gardener! Your feedback is appreciated!

I'll be happy to come and help care for your garden

CML, you must be thinking of this--https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-accidentally-speaks-his-mind-medal-freedom-presentation-msna1275576

I like this so here are some genuine 555 votes. WHY won't ChuckyG do anything about the bogus 13 votes?!?!

I like this. I have given you a genuine 555 vote but it will be lost amongst the 13 bogus votes this will get soon

I like this. Its a shame the voting system means nothing anymore thanks to the troll who keeps leaving bogus votes in multiples of 13.

I,M LOOKING FOR A, PIPING PLOVER, THAT HIDING HERE SOMEWHERE.AM GOING TO TRAP THE WEASEL AND EXTERMINATE THE RATS

Nugent, typical conservative: "War for thee, but not for me! Tax cuts for me, but not for thee!"

CML, this is just YKW using my name to post. He's obviously in desperate need of attention since he's probably never gotten more than five positive comments in the entire time he's been here, and lacking any real wit or originality, he basically picks bits and pieces from my critiques (and yours - see above) and reposts them under the name Phil Ossifer. He also lacks the courage to honestly answer the question I asked him on 8/29, so I'll ask again. G&GBF, I’m beyond curious - can you explain what you mean when you say I can’t comprehend what your parodies have done for this site? All I've seen is other people expressing exasperation at the constant repetition, so what, exactly, have your parodies done for the site?

actually, I spent it on something to eat. The next castle isn't next door you know

Long story short: gatekeepers? What gatekeepers?

Joey, NO!! .. NO, Joey! ... STAY! ... Stay to end, Joey! .. No leave ... Hear prayer first!!

Did you catch where our POTUS just screwed up a Medal of Honor award ceremony. I mean Pvt Gomer Pyle's idiot second cousin could have done it better. Stay until they say the prayer .. But NO-O-O!, Josef Stolen had other things to do. Seriously, Cheetsh the Chimp from the Tarzan movies would have done better .... Cheetah, STAY! .. wait for Benediction!

Why would you want to "reprise' something that everyone hated in the first place. And seeing now this troll just vomited his psychosis all over our comment section, why would the gatekeepers of this website ever allow him to post another thing?

Apologies for the appalling behavior just displayed by Mr. Rhames, but we stand by our new television commercial. Also, we have trademarked the phrase “Cannonball”, so that you need our permission to use it first. That’s the way the cookie crumbles, Phil Ossifer! Oh, the Arby’s ad is airing right now, gotta go!

Here’s duh thing, Philossifer: Ving Rhames has bupkis control over aRbY’Z and their fun TV commercials. They just get me high on their food and I record duh lines for duh TV commercials. Can’t do nothing about getting it off da air, but hey, if y’a wanna get down to aRbY’Z and do a human CANNONBALL from dah roof, go ahead and Just Do It. Oopsie poopsie, dat’s a trademark of Nike. Time to pay Nike 10 million $$$!!!! Oops, I’m broke and on da street, time to record a new aRbY’Z commercial. CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Editor’s note: Diss waz not meant to be racist.)

Hey Ving, have you let the folks at Webster’s know you’re trying to redefine “trite”? I ask because Fedora Fred has already done so, but now you’re in the lead to surpass him. Quit being a massive d**k and get your television “advertisement” off the air so Fedora Fred doesn’t have to insult our intelligence with more “parodies” about said advertisement.

Oh no, I’ve been sentenced to 30 thousand years in prison for making out with two hot chicks, time to “Hyde”!

True dat, playah! Now get dah f**k to Arby’s and have a fatal heart attack, CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Encouraging people to check into our budget hotel chain simply so they can make a mess for our staff to clean up in the morning. Great “choice”!

…the f**k does this have to do with SONG PARODIES???

And I’m totally not projecting.

FYI, George and Germaine Briant would be absolutely disgusted by your retarded behavior. To use their names for your own personal amusement, not to mention connecting them to your flood of feculence “parodies” is absolutely sickening. I don’t know much about the Briants, but I sure as hell do know they would not take in a retard like you into Heaven. And let’s not even mention your gross obsession with the 300 Boy Scouts and their sexual development. It’s amazing that site management hasn’t banned you already. Your immoral, sadistic, retarded behavior, along with your constant repetition of the same “song” should have gotten you banned by the end of last year. And yet I still have to deal with your nonsense every week because you insist on still doing it. When are you ever going to learn to write an actual parody, use a song/topic that people recognize, or actually have something done to fix your obvious mental illness? How many submissions with barely any votes will it take before you start to figure out that no one likes your ‘tard tunes? I will not be surprised at all if you keep on repeating this song until the end of the year. It is way past time for you to get off this site. So, because you haven’t gotten the message yet, and you still insist on ignoring me, here it is again: QUIT USING THE SAME “SONG” FOR YOUR RETARD REPEAT-A-THONS. Nobody else on the entire planet thinks this is funny, they don’t recognize the OS or the topic that is parodied, and they aren’t even going to bother to look them up. Which means that your “parodies” have absolutely ZERO influence on the readers. You just set a new low today by trashing Arby’s and cheering on Choice Hotels for letting people use their beds for their own personal pleasure. George&GermaineBriantFan: YOU’RE SICK.

Oh joy, our relentless rest home rotter managed to post a trifecta of parodies reprising has favorite song ever onto the board, and what topics they are! Choice Hotels, “That ‘70s Show” and some new Arby’s television spot are apparently worthy of being parodied to the tune of, what else — “Rhythm Steps”. Once again, Fedora Fred proves that not only can he pick the most irrelevant topics ever to parody, he doesn’t even bother to change half of the lyrics from the original song. It’s obvious why Fedora Fred chose to dump on an Arby’s television advertisement no one else cares about: he has literally run out of things to parody. So he’s resorting to hotel chains, turn-of-the-century sitcoms and television commercials for parody material — all to the tune of the same old song he has parodied 692,725,836 billion times before. None of these topics have anything to do whatsoever with the OS — I can’t wait to see what random topics he’s going to do next. Here’s a thought: instead of parodying stupid TV commercials and cheap hotel chains, why not write a parody about a subject that’s actually FAMILIAR to the reading audience. I realize you’re not going to listen and just parody the next random Wikipedia page entry, but at least acknowledge that other topics exist than stupid hotel chains, an Arby’s advertisement, and of course, the Briants.

“I’m about to kick Danny Masterson’s ass!”

Not supposed to be funny. Just fishy circumstances surrounding his former employer

Duh greatest advertisement in television history, CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to my loyal fans for the 26 555 votes.

When I give a parody all ones, I'm man enough to put my own name on it. This was neither funny nor honest.

I ended up not getting hired

I just loved that deck that whoever that was that playing with.

I feel it my duty to point out that Mr. Peterson is not in his right mind ;-p

John married her for her money.

Nice summation of some of a great actor's work.

found what I thought I lost prepare for some kind of 200 parody ?

So a guy who was a good swimmer drowned in, like, seven feet of water 100 feet from shore. So what?Think about Epstein. He hung himself with a tearaway bedsheet on a ward that was alerted that he might attempt suicide. And what about me? You think it's easy to shoot yourself in the back of the head? Yet I managed to do it

Maybe THEY are the ones who are feeble minded, not my mother. You saw the movie, was my mother FEEBLE MINDED!!? You tell me. She didnt give out ones to a good parody for no reason. Was she FEEBLE MINDED??

The one guy is really dedicated. 39 and counting. ;-p Anyway there are many other Widmark films I could have mentioned, but just focused on his two biggest.

I'm astounded at the number of diehard Richard Widmark fanatics we have here. Looks like almost everybody here is. And so sensitive, too! Well, I dont have a dog in this Widmark fight .. so I thought this was really good

now I cant find the lists of different people anyway I think I'd just like to put all my good stuff if not everything on card.

eel applauds and says thanks.

Yes, it is. And now there are 350 comments about this broadcast on this site as of today, what a hoot!

Like the sentiment, but it's not gonna happen. Best we can hope for it he doesn't steal the '24 election like he did in '16.

Hussein's Chappaquiddick

T'was actually recorded as "White Lightnin's' (a contempory 90 proof 'shine,) still the biggest thrill of all. "And who could forget that risque riff ". . . that's where even squares (pause,). . . ball."

@CML -- I've wondered the same thing myself lately. :)

Thanks for your comments all. Feel free to comment on my other parodies

unexpected appreciation is always nice, although the power of an ACDC track to convert is never in doubt. it's simply a matter of converting alternating current to direct current.

if California was a country, it would be the 5th largest economy in the world, so mocking that state doesn't come across as a good argument on this issue.

Tom Brady being on this list of 10 vegan-friendly NFL players has to inspire you: www.livekindly.com/vegan-nfl-players

I have 48 of my lyrics I wouldn't mind posting some for card. I don't know if you have or want to put my past stuff up but I'd probably want some duplicates deleted and I don't know if you can and or want to deal with that. I do have lists of what my parody people had up.

Old Joke: Hey there, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play. Hey there, you're a porn star, grab a Trojan, get laid

"Real" CML here .. That was an oddly bland comment coming from you, but I didnt suspect an impersonator. Why would anyone do that?

burger with ketchup and Pepsi, I love ketchup and Pepsi

Somebody said "Surely, You'll die prematurely, If you dont keep the booze on the shelf" .. Thats actually a sad story. What sort of demons caused that guy to drink himself into an early grave? He had one truly great song

You and I will probably never agree on much, but this, in my opinion, may be your best work. 5s from me. Surprised?

I can't keep up with all the recently deceased. I was going to try for a Bob Barker tribute song. Now this. Got to get my political jabs in while the election cycle is young.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLTTX35LNJo

Feel free to move to Sad Fagshіthole (or any other Commiefornian shіtty, e.g. Lost Asshοles) if you want to live somewhere that shares your long-discredited Commie beliefs.

FUN FACT: I was initially going to make it "And where are all the broads?", but soon realized that it might be offensive to women, so I changed it to "And where are all their hearts?" to make it not (as) offensive.

Go f**k a tree, Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience.

Hey dorsal orifice, I know it’s virtually impossible for you to think of anything else other than some new Arby’s TV advertisement right now, but please don’t use my name for your repeat-a-thons, like what you did with the Boy Scouts on TV BS. Greatest broadcast show ever and greatest TV ad ever. If you haven’t attempted to join George & Germaine Briant yet, now is the time to do so. Please quit being a coward and try writing something that doesn’t suck. The subject matter was old hat by day two, yet you insist on parodying about some random television advertisements no one ever saw. I can only hope Arby’s sues you for copyright infringement ASAP. That would be funny on so many levels because that wouldn’t leave you with any topics left to parody with.

Where do you think all government money comes from?

@CML -- "real" Porfle here actually saying many thanks for your comment!

We agree on beer. OTOH, I'll consider changing my opinion if you can name me 10 NFL starters who follow your path.

didn't good things happen in places where UBI was tested?

one member of vegan minstrel ate raw for many years and is still alive. he now eats some cooked food and swills a 6-pack of beer daily in his 60's. lots of beer isn't great for men though because it causes moobs (man boobs). even with that, plant-based eating recharges a body well, so there is always energy for more virtue signalling.

The greatest advertisement in television history.

Anyone naïve enough to believe they can live well off of Universal Basic Income should just stay in their mommy's basement and hope she has a long life.

Just thought you might find this interesting: Friends and family of the Russian food influencer, whose real name was Zhanna Samsonova, were quoted as saying by Newsflash that she “died of starvation and exhaustion” after subsisting exclusively on a “completely raw vegan diet” in Malaysia. Also, if you keep flashing your virtue signal, you'll burn your battery out. HTH

Thanks for your comment

interesting that "Live For Today" is a sort of parody itself, a rewording of the Italian song "Piangi Con Me"

audio at tiny.cc/midnight-confessions

audio at tiny.cc/stop-drag-shows

audio at tiny.cc/-fired-

Never heard of the OS and have no 'effing idea what you're talking about ... but take some 5's anyway! Because you're Porfle, and Porfle never sucks.

As for this song, LOVED the scene where the four lads play hooky from their hectic schedule and burst on to a playground (and freedom) to the sound "CANT BUY ME LOVE!" That was just beautiful! .. And I'm talking about seeing that in a movie theater at age seven

Amen! so True! Excellent Job!

And theres no one there TO grill them, if you did

The OS contains one the greatest, most iconic couplets in pop music history, namely, "Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids; In fact, its cold as hell" So, if you want the really big reaction, you have to track that one closely .. as in "Prawns aint the kind of thing to feed your kids; In fact, they taste like hell"

AND THE DOPE MAKES YOU A EVEN MORE BIGGER DOPE

Wasting away in Washington D.C. Globalists stealing everything, Biden sells America out, To Red China and Moscow now

when triple digit 111 votes show up, we know a nerve has been hit. i'll pass the fun of the T Rex parody on to another. someone, go ahead and enjoy that.

Anyone who doesnt know what this is about should Google up a video of "Kirk vs Gorn Captain", .... just so you can watch the most laughably awful special effects to ever disgrace a strip of celluloid. Unseriously, it is so bad, that nowadays it would be laughed put of a video competition at a day care center. How "The Shatman" was able to do this scene with a straight face is beyond my comprehension

Plus it’s not like the morons at Arby’s have any reason to justify their stupid new TV advertisement anyway.

@CML - That cool you had so much fun with the OS.

Now do "Belt a Don" with "Bang a Gong" by T Rex

This was my favorite Beatle song when I was very little. One of my older brothers bought the first Beatle album to be sold in America, which started off with this song. I'd play it and start bopping around the house like a little maniac

Terrible parody though

How 'bout: My boyfriend's black; the kids are gonna be mulatto. (Hey, Ma, hey Ma, my boyfriend's black). My mom's so pissed they're gonna grow up in the ghetto (Hey, Ma, etc.) Whatcha think?

It's not a crime to file false documents in court when Fani Willis does it.

It's great. Screw the other side if, like being held to account for their crimes, they can't take it.

When I leave an all-one rating, I am man enough to say so. I did it. You're using a song by a black woman to rip a black woman who is holding a bunch of criminals to account? In other words, doing her job? Shame on you.

@Gregory Blake - Thanks Greg. I to tell stories through parodies.

upon Jimmy Buffet's exit today, i considered posting a similar parody, but this is so well done by Will Little, that i'll just add the following as a fragment to the site: "Wasting away again in Mar-A-Lardo-Ville. Searching for his diet pills. Some people say that McDonalds is to blame, but he knows, it's his own damn fault."

Of course, eternal torment in Hell awaits every last one of you baby butchery advocates; but that's beyond the Supreme Court's jurisdiction.

Somehow, I don't think any jury will ever vote to convict you; and even if it did, what's the state gonna do, execute you?

Self-abortion is a terrible crime, of course: the penalty's death.

Oh, and feel free to abort yourself at any time, you worthless clump of cells.

Somebody call the waaahhhmbulance for baby butcher boy here.

i think Helen Reddy would have liked this parody. she would have hated how Stump stacked the Supreme Court with regressives who took away women's control over their own bodies.

Great Job! I really like it!

Teflon Don In your brain he will live on Just as "Orange Man is bad" rings through your soul And does it seem to me That he's living there rent-free As the Trump Derangement Syndrome takes its toll

screwhead's age is actually 77, so sing it with that number until he turns 78.

To hear it performed https://youtu.be/u82g21ifR_I?si

You new here?

audio for this at tiny.cc/-Orange- has some lyric changes.

WTF is this? Not a parody!

G&GBF, I’m beyond curious - can you explain what you mean when you say I can’t comprehend what your parodies have done for this site? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lot of positive comments for anything you’ve written, but I have seen other people expressing exasperation at the constant repetition, so what, exactly, have your parodies done for the site? Also, the last reference I made to the Boy Scout nonsense was in the past tense “bombed the board…”. Nothing to indicate it was still going on, thank goodness.

Oh come now, things arent that bad. We still make porn in the USA ... Although that very title has been done a few times before.

If only the people who complain so creatively and effectively on this topic could put that same effort into writing content that contributes to this web site. Just sayin'..

Once again, Phil Ossifer proves that he is completely ignorant of the situation behind my parodies. I have attempted to end my life on several occasions, yet the fact that I am still here is apparently comedy gold to God. He hates me with such a passion that he made me mentally retarded. I have no family because of my extreme mental illness. You should be fortunate that you don’t have to live with a permanently damaged throat. You have a choice in that matter. I did not. In the past 68 years of my life, I have never seen such a disgusting “society” and “culture” than I am seeing right now. Furthermore, you are impossible of comprehending the significance of what my parodies have done for this site. Also, I have completely stopped talking about the Boy Scouts on TV thing, yet you believe that I still write about them. So go ahead with your proxy death wish BS; I have to remain on this planet, because apparently, God wants to keep on laughing at the mere thought of my existence. You want to know why I’m such a retard? This is why.

No, your parodies are not worth reading, since the Song they are parodying are not familiar to anybody, and I mean ANYBODY on the planet. There is no AHA There is no "I see what you did there" moment. And what's with this revelation that you ... tried to kill yourself? Are you saying these parodies are a kind of self medication? How can that be, when they are met with overwhelming hostility? Try something from that era that is known .. Traditional songs, Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Al Jolson, Andrews Sisters.

great parody *sniffs*

Great Job! Really Funny!

Blah, blah, blah, nobody cares which of your three songs you use. You’re still a template hack who changes a few words of each entry to reflect that day’s obsession. I’ve made no assumptions about your politics, but if you’ve managed to ingest pool-cleaning acid, don’t answer the door. Darwin’s waiting on the other side. Also, I’ve never claimed to have the brains to be a philosopher. The name is a pun, but I wouldn’t expect you to get that. Lastly, as regards mental illness, which of us bombed the board, month after month, with stupid songs about a TV show no one else ever saw. Weird little obsession you’ve got there.

Look, we get it, your diminished mental capacity requires you to constantly repeat songs and ideas, including some of mine (see above) but you fool no one when you post things using my name. Everyone here knows you don’t have anywhere near the creative ability needed to come up with anything original, let alone witty. Maybe you could try posting using a different name. I’d bet Hacky McHackerson is available. BTW didja see my response to you yesterday? Funny stuff!

Hey dorsal orifice, quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Oh, thank goodness Fast-Food-Man is back with another rehash of his latest fixation. On Monday it was KFC; today, it’s about Arby’s and two new television advertisements. Can’t wait to read the next twelve “parodies” about some stupid fast food chain.

Philster, please…As everyone on this site well knows, despite that I have consistently used this song, it is far from the only one that I have parodied in this manner (“Let’s Be Thankful” by Irving Aaronson comes to mind.) The previous parody you mentioned (which is actually titled “When You Really Need TV”) is about Dish Network, not DirecTV. I don’t live in a retirement home and I am astonished that you would assume otherwise. You probably think I’m a liberal; I’m not. You say I’m retarded; well, I plead no contest there. You advocate for me to join the Briants immediately; I ingested a toxic substance several months ago and my throat still hasn’t healed. Go ahead and try to ingest pool-cleaning acid, it will not be pretty on your body. You insist on staying here on this site and kicking me out, I am vice versa. If you really want to get into the discussion of mental illness, I would start with an analysis of yours first, since you claim to have the mental capacity of a philosopher. In actuality, you’re nothing but a moron. I may be a retarded proxy b***h for the Briants but I know when I cross a line.

HELLO PROFESSOR MY OLD FRIEND, COME TO SEE YOU AGAIN,THEY TALK OF THEORIES LIKE THEY WERE TRUE,AND THATS I AM SEEING YOU,TO AWNER THE SOUND,OF SCIENCE

Worth reading? Why bother? You use the same song ad nauseam, and at best you might change ten words from whatever drivel you posted previously (Direct TV, sugar-free cake, etc). As for "wit", you must be locked down in a really low budget rest home to find this "song" so endlessly entertaining. In regards to me leaving this site, I was here well before you infested it with your insipid little ditties, and I don't plan on going anywhere. Keep in mind, I'm not the only one on here who despises you, just the most outspoken. That said, I'll take you up on your offer to join the Briants. Please use a dull knife, and remember, it's "up the street", not "across the road."

Oh joy, somehow the relentless “philosopher”’s keyboard typed yet another reprise of his constant hate for me and my parodies, which, despite their seemingly illogical topic subjects, are worth reading. Here’s a thought: if you don’t like my “geezer music”, then just go ahead and listen to the stupid “songs” that are on the Billboard charts. But none of them are even going to come CLOSE to the genius, wit and originality that was put into “Rhythm Steps”. If you can’t even comprehend what an amazing song this was, you need to leave this site immediately. If you want me to join George & Germaine Briant (wherever they are) right now, I will gladly make your wet dreams come true. Hope to see you in hell too, “philosopher”.

I realize it's virtually impossible for a braindead geezer like yourself to come up with anything new, hence the constant repetition of the same old song, but don't use my name to try and lend any sense of approval to your flood of feculence. I can only hope you join the Briants in hell ASAP. That could be funny on so man levels because they probably went there just to get away from you.

I did the first part 8 years ago, but not the second part. I suddenly realized that Islamic did NOT end in 1295 .. and that another Zager and Evans referenced history update was necessary

Great Tribute to Bob. 555 all around.

Hey, I used this title for another one of my trademark geezer music parodies submitted today, check it out!

Wow, Fedora Fred actually did a parody worth reading. Good job this time, George&GermaineBriantFan.

"Counter coup? Allende was elected.

Just curious, is it legal to create a parody of sorts, or a take on an original album cover? Not for profit or for sale, just an artist's vision.

You didnt really get 13 upvotes. Some trollish dumb bunny ( Amiright wont let me use the word that fits) has been screwing up the voting system for years. I seriously doubt that 13 regulars at Amiright have ever heard this song. One of my older bros bought this particular album. Nice song

I doubt you intended this to happen, but it couldn’t have worked out better: A tawdry little send-off for a waste of white skin.

“…and his Orchestra”. Any parody where the source material contains those three words no doubt comes from our relentless rest home patient, Fedora Fred, and therefore should be avoided. And oh joy, his latest obsession is about some random high school field day that no one else has ever heard of. He also managed to submit two “parodies” of his favorite “song”, which are not about anything witty or even logical, but about the Ukraine war and a fast food chain. Apparently we should quit trying to submit anything of quality and just submit a random page of an outdated phone book, because that is the standard that Fedora Fred has set for us now. Great choice!

This is really good ... Yeah, somewhere along the line John really lost the plot. She wasnt really pleasant to look at or listen to, yet John throws the Beatles over for her and forms something called the "Plastic Ono Band"

audio at tiny.cc/MAGA

Friggin’ lyrics good!

Stop submitting crap.

very well done but in fairness, she did have a few decent tracks.

the only genuine vote is the 555 from eel. i knew someone else would also parody the Tutone song because it's so perfect for the subject!

...and all the sane people said "Amen".

audio with some alternative lyrics at tiny.cc/mug-shot

Pinochet did a counter coup to another Marxist coup led by Salavador Allende. And after helo dropping a few hundred Commie bastards, he restored order to Chile and then stepped down, giving the govt back to the people. Compare that to what happened around the same time in a place called Cambodia where cherubic, angelic, totally innocent Marxist "visionaries" reorganized agriculture .. at a cost of at least 25% of the population. ..... Back in Latin America, Venezuela was once a thriving oil exporting nation, until Hugo "Lets go to the cantina and get zit-faced" Chavez came to power and transformed Venezuela into an impoverished Marxist hell hole where "Men are men, women are gorgeous and pets are what's for dinner." Sometimes you have to break a few eggs when dealing with one of the most malignant ideologies in history

Yo Mike good job and quick timing. Look for my take on this subject on Monday (submitted Fri) using the 867-5309 Jenny song. Lots of fodder out there!

all the best artists can't stand Conald. would be great to see Cher sing this.

"BOO!!! You suck!"

Wait! What? We're backdating Trumpism now? What's next then? Genghis Khan was a Mongolian Trump? Attila The Hun was mid-European Trump? Vlad The Impaler was a Rumanian Trump? Sitting Bull was a Native Trump?

Pinochet was a fascist pig who ruled Chile from 1973 - 1990 with concentration camps and other gross violent abuses. He was a Chilean Trump. And during the 2020 unrest the racist and antisemitic militia crud were wearing shirts saying 'RaHoWa' (Racial Holy War), '6MWNNE' (6 Million [Dead Jews] Was Not Nearly Enough) and 'Pinochet Was Right'. During Pinochet's funeral somebody walked up to the parade and spat into Pinochet's face. Fascist pigs are dishonorable. Even though I avoid taking the LORD's name in vain as much as possible, I did do so while viewing the horrible treasonous J6 insurrection act online. I didn't serve in the military, go to college or work all my life to see America become a fascist dictatorship.

A Mandolorian, huh? As Leonidas told Master Chief in an early ERB, I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b**** to show me your face!

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Biden's diaper gravy tastes SO good!

Very clever and well written. Why so many trump morons on this site. You are one of the very few handful of writers on this site left.

:-D

Nice to see Rush can still get those precious lib didies in a bunch.

Thanks.

Some of the privileged perverts like kinky spanking, but I think George Soros is more into pegging.

Boob Violence: This Is What You Idiots Want, Isn't It? (2023)

...but then the government said they were real.

Santa's been drinking and he's got a gun!
It's fully loaded, so you better RUN!!!

Ok. So this song has been posted on Monday, but for some reason it's not on my list of songs tied to my repertoire. Oooooooo eeeeeee What's up with that? What's up with that?

Better than your last effort... but that's not saying much.

Faint praise, MP. Faint praise.

The only place the child molester illegally occupying the White House is going to go is straight to Hell along with all the other election thieves. Then we'll send you pederastic propagandists to join him.

I somehow typo'd "hose" as "house." Ignore that if you can.

Whgen that sick puke died in 2021, the articles about his life and his 'jokes' showed just what a total blubbering jackass he was. He started his broadcasting job in eastern Missouri at age 16 and never matured a day beyond it mentally. It's so disgusting how so many Americans ever bought into his bull.

Don't let the schmucks get you down. By the way, in case you didn't know: Cher DESPISES Trump.

When I give a song all ones, I'm adult enough to put my own name on it. As our President would say, "Look, here's the deal: This parody is full of malarkey." Biden is going to win re-election in a landslide. At this point, the Republicans couldn't even beat the Uncle Joey from Full House.

Noticeably better than your last effort. Keep at it.

(Not that I've got anything against pedophiles, rape, and incest, mind. All those showers the pedophile Joe Biden made his little daughter Ashley take with him sure aren't stopping any of us from sucking his аss these days, are they?)

Thanks for your feedback

Love how Joe was able to "relate" to parents whose children were burnt alive by talking about that time a grease fire occurred in his kitchen. Not much difference, is there? And how about that joke about almost losing his Corvette? Somebody book Joe on Johnny Carson!!

audio at tiny.cc/deceit-goes-on

audio at tiny.cc/love-their-coup

I remember a version .....that really was sublime, Road to and Bing Crosby, That was long before my time. Never found a recording of it, sadly

no

MAGAts are daft alright. They think pedophiles, rape, incest is alright. They are SMFs, deluded and crazy beyond hope.

Outstanding. The real Village People would probably love this.

Yikes!

U sukk

eel a.i. would be a valid writer name when eel co-creates with a.i. ...i think Chat GPT did a nice job on the verses for this one.

I did a much better song by the same name years ago. (Unlike yours, mine got votes with values higher than one). Also, just curious if you’re considering changing your board name to A.I. Deal. Seems fair since you seem to let it do most of the work.

I hear that in a shocking display of gubment negligé DOJ forgot to throw another indictment Trumps way yesterday - is this true?

Love the idea, not crazy about how it was carried out. I encourage you to keep trying.

recording at tiny.cc/daves-bread

audio at tiny.cc/white-rabid

eel admits he's not a crapitalist but is a Groucho Marxist, not a Leninist, but a John Lennonist. you commenters inspired him to give himself 5's.

Much of this site has become a political sh** show anyway. Comments and voting are irrelevant.

I can guarantee that 52 people didn't give that much of a flying fornication to vote 111. Rectal orifices here have rendered the voting system meaningless.

A critically fair 233 rating from me, a left of center. You have done better than this, but keep up the fight!

Well, I would, but for some reason, the site won't let me list them.

Or it means people are tired of the one-note-Johnnies who only write about one thing, a la that geezer who kept beating some old orchestra tune into the ground. Somebody once asked our little Marxist here what he thought of the current administration, and he said he thought they were doing a great job. So yeah, by all means act shocked when you get all 1's.

When you get a bunch of ones like that, you know you've done well.

yeah, damn those wildfires, cutting into people's plans--presidents and civilians alike.

You can't believe everything you read online.

Look like Joe cut his 6 day stay at a donor's home about 4 days short. Now he's in Maui. Someone must have told Jill it was a really bad look

It might make more sense for Biden to go to California after Hilary hit. Saves on fuel and travel.

Remember when Bush overflew New Orleans in Air Force One just a day after Katrina hit, and everybody set their hair on fire because of how uncaring Bush was? Sheeyah, and then they called it Bush's "Katrina Moment" and they just wouldnt let it go? ..... Well, can you imagine what they'll do to BIDEN? He's not even going to go to Hawaii until late August THREE WEEKS after. And he's vacating with rich people in the meantime. Boy, I'll bet they're gonna be a THOUSAND times tougher on Biden, dont you think. Arch? Talk about uncaring!!! Boy, I wouldnt wanna be Biden when they start on HIM

So this surprised me that my song Laptop from Hell has the most hits. Did not expect that to age well.

2 things 1, You read my mind, I've been thinking about a parody for a long time but you did it much better. 2. Would you be so kind to tell all the indie games that appear? thanks.

27 votes with no comments? Bot! Especially since pacing is awful, yet 27 "5's" for pacing??? Get real, you idiot

Yum yum...

Did we finally get management’s attention? I hope so. Imagine a parody world where the source material doesn’t contain the words “and his orchestra”.

It's not that deep bro it's just a pun/joke and I think you're the only one who interpreted it that way. Lay off, dude

Do you REALLY REALLY have to buck the system like an a$$hole

On two occassions, your choices for songs and topics to parody have been rebuked by ChuckE, the owner of this website. In the ten years Ive been around, this has only happened one other time. And now you're doing the SAME DAMN THING as before, except this song is even MORE obscure. The video I saw had only 600 viewers. The whole point of song parody is tweaking something FAMILIAR. Weird Al put song parody on the map because he tweaked Michael Jackson, a person familiar to everybody on the planet. If there is no familiarity, there is no joke. We've explained all this to you and yet you persist, which means you will get a third strike soon if you dont adjust

Fantastic Job!!

PS.. your self-delusion is kinda sad: you say you are "completely capable of evaluating evidence about election fraud", yet with almost every post you show that you really don't know how to evaluate evidence at all. Please, take a science foundation class: you could learn so much.

"And dozens of other studies prove the exact opposite"

Er, no. They don't. What I linked to (which you didn't even click on, did you?) is a review of all the research, weighted by methodology so that the better-conducted research (larger studies, blinded, that sort of thing) counts for more, and shows no benefit from ivermectin. And you think you can ignore it for "dozens of other studies", which probably don't number more than two and you haven't read those either, but someone in your echo chamber said that so they must be right.

"a virus engineered in a Chinese lab"

Grow up, FFS

do what?

pacing is off

My mom recently told me that ego bruising me ( which is what I found out she did to me) was just my perception. I still feel like I'm always being set up to being told I'm wrong.

sounds scare to just suddenly feel that much better. In my situation I'll just keep continuing to try my best and keep in mind the person putting me down seems to have an extreme problem.

they did do the Overkill and played it way too much but Africa is in no better shape then it was before

WE ARE THE WORSE,WE ARE THE DEMOCRATS.WERE GONG TO RAISE YOU TAXES AND THE PRICE TO PAY FOR LOAF OF BREAD

Your skills of discerning cause and effect is amazing.

Stop submitting crap.

OBTW, the death tolls in these Sub Saharan countries are a fraction of the USA's PER CAPITA. The actual numbers are infintesimally smaller. But who knows, maybe living in a rain forest in Africa gives you immunity from a virus engineered in a Chinese lab taken from a bat hanging upside down in a cave just north of Myanmar, 5000 miles away. But most likely not

And dozens of other studies prove the exact opposite, that IVM is efficacious. And then there is the example of a least a dozen countries in Sub Saharan Africa where Ivermectin was a godsend, in that it was a cure for two horrible diseases which afflicted millions .. River Blindness and Elephantsiasis, which is probably the most horribly disfiguring disease on Earth. Which means they werent the slighest bit influenced by loathsome and insane propaganda from the CDC that IVM was only good for horse deworming. And, of course, all of these nations report death tolls that are a fraction of the death toll of the US .... And then there is the fact that the CDC now admits that IVM (actually the IVM based protocol) WORKS. Of course, the real mystery is why the CDC took so long to figure this out, when all the STOO-pid people knew this two years ago. Could it be because nobody is lining up anymore for the umpteenth booster of this .. (wait for it) .. "vaccine"

This is simply brilliant! WS Gilbert would tip his hat to you.

Thanks for your comment.

You must be the only other person who comments SV. Anyway I try and comment when I get the chance. This wasn't bad. 555

DKTOS, but I liked the parody. Fives.

Not funny - but rather sarcastic. Fives.

Everyone knows the Butler did it its always the Butler who dose it or many its Professor Plum in the Kitchen with Lead Pipe

i agree!

You submit a parody every day but you will never comment on other's parodies

CML, it's like saying menthol cigarettes were the singular contributing factor towards preventing lung cancer.

Thanks for your comment!

This must be the first tunicate parody ever. Fives.

3-5-5 - I had issues on pacing. Otherwise a cool parody!

No, CML, the comments are as valid now as they were then. Random controlled trials have shown no benefit to ivermectin (https://www.covid19treatmentguidelines.nih.gov/therapies/miscellaneous-drugs/ivermectin/ ), and your "death rates in India" with no thought about *any* confounding variables shows that your belief in your ability to understand evidence is, well, completely misguided.

I dunno... looks like you kept too many of the words from the OS.

The website Worldometer, among other things, shows graphs of the COVID deaths of all the world,'s nations, so that you can compare the death toll between India, which used Ivermectin extensively, and the US, which damn near criminalized it. Its important to note that India has 4 times the population of the US on one third the landmass, which IMHO means the death toll in India should have been at least 6 times larger than the US .... India started the pandemic using HCQ, and on April 15, 2021 had a death total of 178K, as opposed to the US toll of 580K ( But didnt "the science" say HCQ was ineffective? How can that be) ... Then starting in early April, India commenced the mother of all superspreader events, with 5 million Hindus engaging in a mass pilgrimage to bathe in the Ganges. In the ensuing three months, India recorded 250K fatalities before bringing the epidemic under control in mid July using IVERMECTIN. On July 15, 2021 the death toll in India was 423k; in the US the toll was 629K. In all the ensuing months till now the death toll in India increased by a mere 110k to 531K. In the US, where the "The Science" knew that Ivermectin was meant only to be shoved up horses asses, the toll increased to 1.15 mil, an increase of almost half a million .... So, if Ivermectin doesn't work does the CDC have any explanation for this monumental discrepancy between the US death toll and India's ... especially since they now admit that Ivermectin does work

Well now, a couple of these comments haven't aged well .. because the CDC has just cleared Ivermectin for use in treating COVID, because the Ivermectin protocol, which employs Ivermectin in conjunction with zinc and massive doses of Vitamin E annd D works, as was made obvious by the death toll in India as reported to the WHO and posted on the website Worldometer. Looks like a certain commentator missed that site in their quickie internet search

You. Duc4AmIRight, TCOP, are some of the regulars on this site but nobody seems to leave comments anymore. All we get is the bogus voting troll that nobody will do anything about.

Thanks for your comment. I appreciate your feedback!

Instead of using PHIL Ossifer, try PHOOL Ossifer. That way we'll know its really you

For the most part, not bad. Actually pretty good. Sub for "Its just my job, five days a week" a bit off pacewise. Try "Its just my van, five dings a week"

Hey dorsal orifice, quit using my name for your retard repeat-a-thons.

Thanks for your comment Arwen

Someone imitating me: check the name, it's not the same text. Chris - you've been very quick to cast aspersions implying paedophilia on comments/parodies pretending to be me.. I'm starting to suspect you're the one writing them, just so that you can make accusations. What's your real name?

This got my attention since even as a child I thought of substituting "spank" for "thank" in that song, in retrospect a clear sign of my nascent fetish.

It doesn't scan with the original song, nor is it at all humorous.

What a difference eight years makes! First off, I no longer watch Tucker while drinking a Bud Light. And now I need to flagellate myself for saying these unkind things about Roseanne Barr. Cause now she's actually kind of hot ... HWAAAH? Did I just say that? And these days Madonna is an unsightly HAG! .. Actually thats not a huge surprise; she's been trending haggish for a while now

Sorry, CML, you have shown yourself supremely incapable of evaluating evidence. You have supplied nothing which even suggests fraud on the sort of scale to change a single state's outcome; I have looked at every single link suggested here as supporting a stolen election, and either they're fully debunked or if they actually happened they aren't what they're being claimed to be. How many cases presented in courts claiming fraud? And how many failed? (I'll give you a clue: *all of them*, irrespective of whether they were in front of Republican-or Democrat-appointed judges - this isn't partisan bias, it's that these claims simply do not hold up). That you still think you are capable of evaluating the evidence shows Trump-levels of self-delusion, I'm afraid.

If the evidence is so convincing, why have you been completely and utterly unable to present a single thing that a) shows fraud, b) might have swung a state, and c) actually happened?

It's a bit like your contention that the insults on amiright flow more towards the right wing than doled out by them: you can only think that by ignoring all the mindless stupidity from your pseudonymous fellow cult members.

"Minors and attracted" eh? Looks like we DEFINITELY need to check your hard drive.

I loved this parody. It was funny. very well done, though the pace didn't match the pace of the original in the first verse, but the humor more than made up for that. You are very talented. Keep up the good work. And maybe I'm wrong about the pace. I'll have to read it again. Thanks for the laughs. God bless.

the insatiable appetite by many righties to try to spin the unspinnable their way is truly remarkable..

In other words, CML, "Some people say..." LOLOLOLOLOL

It certainly is NOW, Phil. ..... And no Phil, I am completely capable of evaluating evidence about election fraud because I worked American elections for thirty years so I know when something is fishy. And what happened in 2020 (and 2022) was about a dozen quantum leaps beyond UNPRECEDENTED. And I've made all the arguments to support the theory that the indirect evidence that fraud took place was enormous. The only possible explanation for these gigantic anomalies is fraud. And of course there is direct evidence in the form of hundreds of affidavits detailing Democrats driving away Republican poll watchers or physically intimidating them. There are also videos of ballots being unloaded in counting centers in Atlanta and Detroit after the election centers supposedly "closed" for the night .. followed by impossible increases for Biden a few hours later. And what was the explanation for this .. "Shut up, insurrectionist" they explained

Tori -- Person who attacks with a martial arts technique. Uke -- "receives" or defends against the move. Helpful hint. It's Tori who throws Uke's ass to the floor-ey

@Libby - CML has 100% confirmation bias: he appears not to see *any* of the mindless insult that gets sent in any direction other than to him. As a relative newbie, he won't have seen what Bush's supporters used to post on Bill Tong's parodies (others besides, but especially Bill's) which was ongoing for more than a decade before he showed up here. The invective was and is overwhelmingly one way, yet he still plays the "it's all teh libs" card on a regular basis. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that someone who still seems to believe that the election was stolen is incapable of evaluating evidence, even when it's very clear indeed.

Hello I'm from the future relative to when most of these comments were posted Crazy huh

Welcome back! Nice to see you again!

The Green Nude Eel.

Stones stopped performing "Brown Sugar" in 2021 after a half century of playing it in concerts, due to the perception by many that it celebrates slavery. would be good to see them perform it with lyrics similar to this parody.

And whose fault was that, Rand? And CML, which side was spewing textual diarrhea years before Trump even rode down that escalator?

His supporters can't handle the truth.

Dumb DeSantis is SO dumb. Did he really think that idea was going to play north of the Carolinas?

There is one recording of this and there is ONE video of this recording. And you cant even make out the lyrics. And there is not a single comment, pro or con, about the lyrics. Which means, that other than you, nobody on this planet cares about these lyrics. And yet you've done fifty parodies of this "song" and then you say it is therapeutic somehow. But how can that be? The only reaction you get is either hostility or no reaction ...... If you like music from this era, could you at least do something thats familiar to SOMEBODY. How about Benny Goodman, Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Andrews Sisters, or Traditionl Songs. ... There are authors in the archives who were born in the Thirties. Check out "Airfarcewon" one of our most prolific authors (2200 submissions) who sadly is no longer with us. He has hundreds of examples for you

I couldnt agree with you more. Since when did it become OK for one faction to spew endless amounts of pathological hatredl toward the other side. This is all going one way from the Left to the Right. This particular parody may be the vilest thing ever to show up at Amiright .... with the possible exception of Fack Sabbath ... now that was one suck fick.

i sang this to myself and had to laugh!

Troll politics have dumped all over the fun and good vibes this site used to have.

It's funny but sad in the same time... The image is funny. The death of Michael is sad.

Super hugs and kisses Trump thumpers.

As far as Qwerty's question, "Who is the woman?" Sir, I would venture to say it is probably Yo Mama! And to the Stacey Abrams guy......You won't have a chance to leave comments on my NEXT parody "You'll hear it from Jack"...so tuff noodles. You wanna' be political? I'm a master at anti-GOP parodies! (Insert multiple obscene gesture emojis here)

I love it. The UK should adopt it right now! God Save the King is the dreariest national anthem ever. The king and queen could tap dance on the balcony of Buckingham Palace while horses wearing feathered head dresses perform a synchronised dance number along the Mall.

Thanks

"Yes it is!"

"No it isn't!"

wеll, if yоu'rе thе kind whо cоnsidеrs vеlmа tо bе а gооd shоw, it dоеs, аnywаy.

Would you like a tissue?

Great Job!. Totally Hilarious!!.

the number of 1 votes appears to be a barometer of how good a parody is, not how bad. the more 1's, the better the parody it seems.

So, who is the big fat woman in question, Stacy "M1A2" Abrams. Of course not, that would be racist. OTOH, insinuating that all middle aged white women in the South are obese pigs, thats A-Ok. Nothing bigoted there.

Looks like the Trumpies are at it again. Every time you submit a parody about Trump, a couple people (probably voting numerous times) come in here and leaves dozens of 1's. Who are the snowflakes NOW?? Thin skinned Trumpies, that's who. They do this to me all the time. Can't face reality. Can't face that he LOST, and they can't even face a simple song parody. ^%$#@ TRUMPIES.....LMFAO!!!

This otherwise obscure song from late '35 was notable for being featured in the Warner Brothers cartoon, 'Coo-Coo Nut Grove' the following year - it's the instrumental swing number that's played after the Ben Bernie caricature says 'Now we'll indulge in a bit of the light fantastic, etcetera, etcetera...' It had always mystified me where that melody came from - I couldn't imagine they would have made it up solely for the cartoon. This is the only commercial recording of it I've heard.

You totally screwed up the lyrics. Unbelievable you can be that bad.

“Oh, thank goodness Rainman's back with another rehash of his latest fixation. First it was the long-lost broadcast featuring an elephant, boy scouts and seductiveness. Now it's about an ad featuring rain and sugar-free cake. Greatest broadcast show ever and greatest TV ad ever. My life has been a complete waste having never seen either of these.” Write this quote down as a reminder of how little Phil Ossifer cares for this amazing song that was parodied.

For your next parody, "A Day in The Psych" .. I'm in rehab today, O boy

Good parody, victoria, this would be appropriate for Animaniacs if they do another season (which is doubtful). FYI, a portion of those 43 votes are from some unknown person or persons who get their jollies hacking the voting system, an ongoing issue which has rendered the system meaningless. Only sincere comments mean anything, so here is mine. An honest 555 for you.

I only comment on A) parodies of songs that I am familiar with, B) parodies that I have been asked to comment on, or C) the truth as I see it. This parody happens to be category A, but I will assume it's not a great work of art.

You got the countdown wrong .. its 1,2,3, FAAH! ... Other than that, good job.

What nitpicking

Man, I think I only watched Thumbtanic once and never the original Titanic, so it shouldn't shock me that I only NOW realise why Geranium is named that (Geranium, Rose, hahaha). I blame the spider, really. Thanks for the laugh!

Geranium: [Yawns] I'm tired of being rich. I want to be poor; dance with paupers, and... have sex in a car. Oh, I do so want to be poor.

Maidservant: You WANT to be poor? Are y' half crazy? I work eighteen hours a day... for a mere shilling a week; then I return to a freezing room the size of a closet! Oh... I would pack myself in excrement if it meant just staying one degree warmer.

Geranium: I do so want to be poor... except for all those parts.

I almost think this song is an indictment of the creative arts industry. We all go to AI for inspiration now. Sad.

I know you are going to get your usual bogus 111 votes but I thought this was pretty good. Here are some genuine 555s

not again Bunny

make sure it isn't a cabbage white secretly planning to eat all the carrots in you're vegetable garden.

cool 43 5's on this. I haven't been writing parodies lately, but the coolest thing has happened. I had bought some tropical hibiscus plants. Some flowers were getting ready to open. When one did, there was a caterpillar sticking out of an egg. The next day it was on top of the plant and holes were in all the leaves. I haven't seen it lately or noticed any leaves it's eaten so I hope it's okay.

Just submitted a parody about this absurd Australian kids show yesterday. OS is, of course, “Rhythm Steps” by Herbie Kay.

OS is from 1990s ('99) and it's simply titled "I Love You." You did a fine job on it, however, and I appreciate that.

This is a parody about some stupid Australian TV show, and you completely ignore that and talk about an old fixation that I have already QUIT on. It was also not meant to be racist. Don’t care for my parodies? Don’t read what I have to say.

Thing is, CML, I can have confidence that the universe I inhabit is a lot closer to reality, for the following sorts of reasons: firstly, you dismiss the NPR link without reading anything - I *know* you didn't read it, because you go on to argue against things that neither that article nor I were saying (very much like Arch Vile in that respect) - you have your preconceptions of what I was going to say and take no notice of what I actually do; when you post links to back up your positions, I read these too - and quite often they don't support the views you suggest, which also suggests that *you* haven't read them, you have a version of reality you want to be true and go out of your way to ignore things that don't fit; also, the sources I use if they are shown to be wrong take it as a massive problem and try doing something to ensure their errors don't happen again (cf the Fox News attitude to being found out to be not just wrong but knowingly wrong and lying).

You still haven't told me from all those weeks/months ago why you consider Politifact to be a lying, untruthful source, so much so that it can be ignored without even looking at what they say. It still looks to me like they say things you don't like, so you pretend to yourself it isn't true. Prove me wrong.

Thank you Parody Author. Ever since I wrote some lyrics years ago that weren't exactly flattering for Donald Trump, every song I submit is treated the same. What is annoying is that only a few people are involved but are able to submit multiple votes.

a tad repetitious but good nonetheless. I remember a dream I had back in '94 or '95 with leprechauns saying "sinead o'connor died"

i thought the amiright unibomber had split but is still bogus voting. i suppose this person would argue that kids molested by priests were blessed in the process, as Ron DudSantis promotes the notion that slaves benefitted from their slavers.

Merry Go Round Merry Go Fast, Mary Fell off and Broke her A**

We inhabit two separate and parallel UNIVERSES (eesh)

Whats actually happening here is that people in the Anglosphere now inhabit two separate and parallel. You make reference to NPR as if it is some kind of unimpeachable source, and I'll respond that NPR, along with everyone else in the MSM has so thoroughly discredited itself that I dont accept anything it says as valid. So how can there be oany meeting of the minds here ...... Oh, and lets deal with this Qanon slander. I have read about 30 articles a day, every day on the net for the past 12 years or so. I would guess that perhaps 0.1% involved articles referencing Qanon. And once Qanon discredited itself in 2020, I have seen ZERO positive references to it. And the only clue you need that this is true is the fact that Leftists will insinuate that its the ONLY thing Righties read

Still have a problem explaining why this 80 year old man met the cops at the door, and then walked BACK to this dangerous intruder, who supposedly wanted to commit a political assasination. That makes no sense at all .... The S/M that suddenly got out of hand theory is, in fact, a better explanation for Pelosi's move. At least that makes SOME kind of sense

Not bad, but I know you won’t reply to this comment as nobody submits comments anymore. Not even Agrimorfee who is always keen to stick up for the_conquerer_of_parodies.

We have the same authors who submit almost daily like yourself, the_conqueror_of_parodies, myself etc but nobody wants to leave a comment anymore. Shows how downhill this site has become.

I don’t know who keeps giving you these bogus 111 votes but I think that’s pretty uncalled for. Your parodies aren’t bad at all.

This is the person who started the non-sensical endless parodies of the 300 Boy Scouts. You intervened to stop that, but you only resolved half the problem .... He also insists on parodying nothing but songs from swing bands from the 1930's that werent even popular ninety years ago. In a way, this is every bit as bizarre and as unfunny as the fixation on the 300 Boy Scouts, if not more so. Today, he has posted FIVE parodies of a song, "Rhythm Steps", that has only TWO comments on its video page. And he keeps on posting this nonsense despite endless requests for him to stop it

This could've been good but too much callback to what we're all really tired of reading

the attackers target was Nancy. upon seeing the cop, he realized he wouldn't be able to get to her, so he decided to inflict damage to her partner to stab Nancy emotionally and mentally. Paul didn't think the attacker would dare to hammer him in front of the cop. he was wrong, underestimating how crazy the guy was.

As always a special thanks to my 26 loyal fans. Please note this comment will be deleted soon as I like to preserve the exclusivity of being the best parody author on this site.

Kind of Miss the times back when chucky cared about hard cursing

Phil Ossifer, with all due respect, you honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. You do not personally know the person who has posted these parodies, and you instantly assume that he is a retarded, autistic lunatic and jobless person who lives in his parent’s basement. You also instantly assume that I am a male (which, in fact, I am) and believe that my parodies have no basis in reality and that my “ultra-geezer music obsession” is scary and psychotic. They are not. You constantly bash this type of music because you have ZERO experience with it yourself. Furthermore, you have repeatedly called my parodies “worthless”, “repetitive” and other words. I am not offended or triggered by these terms and I am just as right-wing as you are — I listen to “Red Eye Radio”!! I even quit writing about the 300 Boy Scouts television broadcast, and you still think I haven’t changed. All I ask is that you acknowledge that the person behind these parodies is simply trying to find something that he can enjoy doing in his lifetime. Because honestly, that person may not have a lot going for him anyway. If you would rather that I try to end my life, I already tried that. So if you don’t like it — too bad, Phil; you’re gonna be stuck reading my parodies for a long time.

You can’t handle the truth. Learn what that means.

Do you misread on purpose, or are you simply incapable of presenting an argument that isn't a strawman? And inaccurate. And just plain stupid. Even trying to think down to your level gives me headaches.

@Arch Vile - maybe you should ask the person pretending to be me.. though Qanon types are pushing the movie: https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188405402/qanon-supporters-are-promoting-sound-of-freedom-heres-why

Incidentally, what is your view of the movie "Cuties", seeing as you brought it up?

Anyone who thinks "Sound of Freedom" is connected to Qanon communities must certainly secretly want it to be.

Anyone who thinks that "Cuties" is pro-pedo must certainly secretly want it to be.

And somehow that adds up to a Berkeley quasi street person being influenced by some right wing blog to attack Paulie Pelosi? .... Why is it that Pelosi was allowed to call police by this right wing assasin. Why did DePape wait for the cops to show up. And why does Pelosi answer the door for the cops and then go BACK to DePape. What kind of reaction is that to an unknown armed assailant in your house? Instead of telling the cops, "This guy wants to kill me with a hammer", he runs back to the guy with the hammer. And then he gets HAMMERED! I wont even venture a theory about what happened there .. but Im pretty sure your theory doesn't hold up.

I’ll consider that for my next time and thank you for your time to leave a comment.

come on now. even Elon Musk apologized for retweeting the vicious lie that an angry gay lover attacked Paul Pelosi. the attacker was clearly in the mind frame of those who attacked the Capitol on 1-6. remember the psycho who was saying "Nancy, Nancy" as he looked for her, like someone in a horror movie?

For Side B, try "I Heard It At the Carwash"

Call me unconvinced, Eelster, nay, call me more than a TAD skeptical about your basic premise, to wit .. that a guy who lived in a van in the City of Berkeley, one of the most left wing places in this or any other parallel universe, was motivated by RIGHT WING messaging to bonk Paul Pelosi on the head with a hammer. For me that shrieks "left wing loon" with the intensity of a thousand air raid sirens

Never watched it, I'm guessing you've been listening to too many right-wing podcasts: the *only* time I've seen Cuties referenced in the past few weeks is by right-wing types who think that "Sound of Freedom" is godly and left-wingers love "Cuties". I'm guessing neither exactly reflects reality.

I'm guessing you have a different opinion on the film Cuties, huh Phil?

Weird.. I didn't write the above comment. But would broadly agree with it - and no, Chris, that doesn't mean I have a hard drive full of child porn, just that I can read and understand statistics.

Doing step moms count as incest now?
Or are you from Alabama?

I think we need to check what's on your hard drive, Phil.

Ballard, Caviezel, and others of their ilk have primed the public to accept Sound of Freedom as a documentary rather than delusion by fomenting moral panic for years over this grossly exaggerated “epidemic” of child sex-trafficking, much of it funneling people into conspiracist rabbit holes and QAnon communities.

Don't do it, people! Lotteries are for suckers: https://www.grunge.com/45670/secrets-lottery-doesnt-want-know/

I see that the "One Star" bandit made his or her presence known, I guess he had to take a Number 1.

Say, looks like Fedora Fred's got a new obsession. Can’t wait to read the next eight “parodies” about some stupid lottery game.

This oxygen thief not only stole my name for today's worthless entry, he also posted another one of his retread songs under the name Fedora Fred, a moniker which I bestowed on him because of his obsession with ultra-geezer music. It's obvious why he picked Suck@AmIRight to continue the lost TV show legacy. Suck@AmIRight might be an absolute moron when it comes to using the English language, but at least he tries to base his "parodies" on different songs. This guy just repeats the same one. New board name for him: Ann N. Cepahlic.

Incest! Incest! Incest:
A good thing to do.
Incest! Incest! Incest:
A good thing to do.

Sometimes, I roll that way too. For example, about 8 years ago, I parodied the entire album of "Abby Road" .. 256 lines and not a single error. But then again, when the singer of an OS is basically half-singing half-mumbling a poorly constructed, overly long, final line to a stanza, I'll give myself a gimme. It still "sings" like the original

I was waiting in line for one of my old man meda at Target pharmacy, and I noticed that half the models on the Depends were black men .. and ony 20% were white!!! And I cant even begin to tell you how enraged I was to see Caucasian men underrepresented in the urinary incontinence section of Target (Because I wasnt really enraged at all)

Harold, please tell me you've recorded. If you haven't, someone needs to. It's jump to the top of the comedy charts on Spotify and stay there for years to come.

Stoney Bennett's exit made me check for this title.

My theory is that it is no coincidence that people indoctrinated into religion at a young age are the most apt to believe any cult leader. Facts don't matter, it's "Faith". The churches have used this psychology for centuries, now far-right politicians are changing our county by the same crowd herding tactics. Good thing climate change is going to level the playing fields soon.

There is no way that the person who goes by Phil Ossifer would do a parody of song by a band that nobody born in the Postwar Era had ever heard of This is more from the same troll who's been plagueing us with this nonsense? Why do you persist in doing this, Troll. Nobody appreciates this

Would have been nice if your song matched the OS in terms of rhyme and pacing. But that’s just how I roll when it comes to writing…

Hey Rick - good to see you around :-)

It's not like it uses up a huge amount of mental effort, and I honestly would like to know why so many people are convinced the election was stolen: what I find hardest to credit is that there has been nothing which stands up to even the smallest bit of scrutiny to show fraud. As it comes out that all those around Trump were telling him he'd lost, and on more than a few occasions he has said that he lost, the repeated lie is ever more evident as the bluster of a toddler-brained narcissist who simply can't accept that millions more people voted for the other guy. That Trump has kept repeating the lie (to the point where he has probably convinced himself now) doesn't surprise me; but that so many people put *all* their critical faculties on hold and continue to believe this guy in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, does.

I guess it's not only Trump who is unable to admit to himself that he's wrong.

Sometimes
All I eat is the hare that I breed
And some dove stew

IF (and that's a big IF) any religious faith were more spared (or worse affected) by a virus what should be done is to look into the food habits of that particular group rather than their thoughts - the idea that it's the words in a particular book that protects from Covid is just bonkers!

This totally slaps, dude. Now I'm in da mood', for da Asian food'. You know what I'm talking bout? This guy gets it.

Hey real Phil. Glad you have the energy to challenge the idiots over here. Whenever I post accurate Trump stuff, I just take the 13 ones and don't argue. You can't win against the deranged.

Thanks CML for your comment. Glad to see that at least 2 people like this parody. Shame the bogus votes don't reflect this. To whoever is thinking its funny to leave these bogus votes; please stop. Its not funny and its not wanted. I work hard to write parodies so the feedback is most welcome.

About 2 weeks ago, a 19 year old cat of mine was put down, which will most likely end a 27 year period of cat ownership that started when my six year old daughter coaxed a stray cat into our house ... So perhaps some memorial song is in order. Based on "One Less Bell To Answer" perhaps?

So just to sum up, Kennedy's have been Democrat royalty for almost 100 years. So much so, that a certain Kennedy can commit an obvious vehicular manslaughter and nobody says a word. Then, one Kennedy points out that certain ethnic groups, to include Jews, were less vulnerable to the COVID virus, and suddenly you want to string him up by his nadz. ..... In the meantime you set your hair on fire for a couple of Muslim Congressional bints whose religion explicitly states that all Jews for all times can be put to death because a group of Jews in Medina tried to backstab Mohammed during his wars with Mecca. And that this death sentences can be commuted only if Jews agree to serve the ummah as second class citizens. But you're A-OK with all that

Sorry to hear about your anxieties. I can tell you I submitted a parody on the OS Thursday afternoon, but so far, no Friday posting. So, you may have to wait until Monday. So just, you know, hang in there! If you need somebody to talk to, Im here for you ... MAN!

And that's something to celebrate? That there were more comments on this subject, which has one mini web page with 300 views on it amongst the untold tens of billions of pages on the internet ... than there are about the current war in Ukraine?

Soon, we'll see how the kooky crumbles.

He may be able to stop parodies about this broadcast, but he can’t stop others from posting comments about it. As of today, there are 337 comments about this show on this site alone, more than any other topic in this site’s history.

Thanks for your comment!

That's about me ;-p

Need good plans for a Birdhouse maybe Blueprints for a really large Bird

CML… am anxiously waiting. In the meantime check the link for the finished audio version.

a kooky gal told me she wants to see Conald Grump run with RFK Loonier on his ticket.

If the country were normal these character would be relegated to guests on the Jerry Springer show; as it is they make up a whole major political party. Sick.

I really hope you enjoy your bogus 13 555 votes unclebobblackbirdsinapiesmellycheese

Now you've done it ... gonna have to answer in kind, same OS .. should show up by end of week

8 years on - thank you for this re-write. The original lyrics are painfully dated.

Not for nutin but I thought this was a site for song parodies not a facebook clone? am i right?

Nice work. I wish whoever is giving out these bogus 13 votes would stop. In fact I think ChuckyG should remove the voting system altogether as its completely meaningless now.

Thanks for your comment CML.

My favorite part of this song is: His image is distractin', His speech is counteractin', "Try tough actin' Tinactin,"

I hope the words of this song and its sadness discourage others from gambling.

This is a funny parody song. It matches the tune of the original perfectly, and I love the sad ambiance this tune has.

This is a perfect parody in terms of pacing and how the title words rhyme with the words of the original song. And it sends a an excellent message.

Maurice… I actually changed this line to ‘Know it’s in fashion’ for the Final Cut. Thanks for pointing this out as I submitted an old copy of my original notes. The recording has the ‘Know its in fashion’… Best -

This is an excellent song. You have matched the tune of the song word-for-word, note-for-note, which not everyone does. I can imagine Angela Lansbury singing this. Too bad she's not alive to read this....

if the criteria is chart position on the Billboard Hot 100, "Midnight Confessions" was a bigger hit than "Let's Live For Today" with the former reaching 5, the latter reaching 8. their 3rd biggest would be "Sooner Or Later" which reached 9.

eel and his 2 genetic brothers were dressed as females for Halloween by their mother when they were young kids. none of them became gays as adults. that's not how it works.

OK, I'll comment .. with a tip. You have a couple of excess pronouns in your last stanza because you are rendering the lyrics in perfect English. Song lyrics, even in OS, don't need to be perfectly proper. And making your parody "sing" exactly like the OS is more important. SO .... But fear not, the community's strong ... and ... With vigilant eyes, and watchful gaze (no need for "a" or "for")

That was a hit, but not a BIG hit. Take my word for it, I was in my early teens when the Grassroots appeared.

I was thinking about doing your parody of this song.

utilizing ai a lot is fun even for good parody writers like eel.

for the record, the parody fragment wasn't provided by a homosexual. ChatGPT shared its impression of the scientific cause of homosexuality.

their 3rd big hit was "I'd Wait A Million Years"

If I were in a fortified dugout in a trench line, and I heard what sounded like a 155mm shell coming, I'd pray that it was a cluster bomb .. because the thing breaks apart into numerous bomblets which wont harm you at all. Meanwhile a direct hit by a normal 155mm shell might collapse your shelter. OTOH, if Ukraine uses them, then Russia will have no problem using them when Ukraine is on the offensive ... which is what the things are designed for in the first damn place! So someone in NATO really stomped on their dick this time.

I wish people like yourself would take the time to leave comments. Thanks for your comment.

Apparently Oprah's helping with the voting. "You get 13 votes, you get 13 votes, everybody gets 13 votes!" At least they stopped blaming C.o.P, for causing it by cleaning out his cache.

This is about the fourth time you've beat that drum. Just come out already.

Wow, where to start? No possible way it could have anything to do with Captain Relapse (10 times!) All the pics of this kind of stuff on his laptop (which the Feds tried to suppress) were obviously just Russian disinformation. The fact that it took place in one of the most securely monitored places on the planet and no suspects were spotted is laughable. If a Republican had actually been involved, it would've been solved same day. I guess that's the difference between the ​​​​​​​Selective, sorry, Secret Service and Scooby Doo & Co. As for your increasing use of AI as a crutch, it just says you don't have what it takes to be a decent parody writer. Maybe take up knitting?

Thanks again to my loyal fans giving me 13 555 votes

The reason Pluto got kicked out of the Planets Club? Turns out our astronomers found dozens and dozens of these "dwarf planets" (or planetoids) orbiting our sun at a distance out there, and if we were to include them in the Planet Club as we did Pluto, we'd have to count some seventy+ celestial objects (many of which are known only as specks of light on our telescopes) as planets. So it was easier just to kick Pluto out of the club and send it to the Dwarf Planets Lounge across the street instead.

What a blast from the past. I probably havent thought of them for fifty years. They were a three hit wonder, but one of them, "Lets Live For Today" was HUGE. It really resonated with kids of the time.This one was their second best .. Cant even think of the third one

As the self appointed coach to Amiright newbies, I am obliged to make two points .. #1. Your first line has a serious error in what we call pacing. You subbed the two syllable "red-NOSED" word with one syllable "dwarf". You can get away with this at times but not here because "NOSED" is the most emphasized syllable in the first line, so your first line doesn't sing like the original at all. Fortunately, there are words that would work: dwar-FISH, half-LING, el-FIN, and the one that works best of all .. pip-SQUEEK ...... Point #2 How did I come up with all those words? Well, to tell you the truth: I cheated. I used a website called "Rhymezone" which gives you every rhyme to a word that exists. There is also a link called "Thesaurus" -- where I found every one of these subs for "dwarf"

At the risk of starting another gish gallop of meaningless links.. but the best that the dimwit pretending to be me could come up with a) most didn't even suggest fraud, of the two that did one was opinion from someone claimed as an expert yet failed to show his data or explain why and the other was a slip from a man they don't believe when he says literally anything else; b) the ones that did actually happen were not shown to be politically biased or affecting the outcome in any way, c) there was nothing posted which might have meant that the result of even a single state went the wrong way, let alone enough to change the overall winner.

CML - you're wrong, this isn't "lots of circumstantial indicators pointing towards fraud", there may be lots of opinion that way, but anything data-related is firmly unbiased, literally nothing to suggest that Biden was systematically getting more invalid votes than Trump. If you had a shred of intellectual honesty, you would admit that.

Chris you can stop holding your breath for that request to record this song. I've made the same kind of outreach to have some of my parodies be recorded. None have responded with an expressed interest. Unless you know a network of people, you may want to invest in a karaoke machine.

Well done, this is very well written, and if you can find a Karaoke version of "Let's Impeach the President" feel free to try it on Karaoke Night.

Thanks as usual for the 13 555 votes my loyal fans.

When you see a Crococdile Walk, While wearing Argile Socks, And skipping Down the Block

Carol Bernett Gone with the Wind Dress made from Curtians leave in the Rod

Good idea for a chemistry lesson!

I don't need to imply that this in any way deserve to be recorded however if anybody out there would like to record this parody. to show support for the writers feel free the only thing I would ask is a link to the recording and maybe a writing credit Thank you

Trannie is no longer acceptable?

Clever idea! Sometimes thats all you need, as the idea will carry you thru the whole parody. This probably wasn't that difficult for you, as you had over 100 possible elements to shoehorn into 12 slots

The title of the parody as submitted was "Highway to Rick: (AC/DC Gets Rick Rolled)" Apparently, I may or may not have have violated the rule against too many words in a titular, parenthetical add on, as set out in Amiright Rule 2-207 Subsection (IV {D-3a}) At the moment my legal team is exploring any and all possible remedial action ... (Just kidding, Chuck)

BRILLIANT!!!!

I forgot to add ... The next day, AC/DC, facing a massive pro-Rick backlash and cognizant that they had been overly harsh on Rick Astley with their truncated song parody .... "walked back" their criticism by saying -- "Rick and Roll aint noise pollution."

Even if your goal is to offend people (as your name implies) using slurs is not O.K.

Fake Phil Alexander, you are an idiot.

That’s right, Needs America To Operate, onward! Onward, I say! Onward to Little Bighorn and glory!

We're havin' some fun now, eh folks?

good to see how Putin's asinine invasion of Ukraine only made NATO expand substantially.

Wrote my first political parody

OK, so I think I've looked at every link provided as "proof" of election fraud. If you can't be bothered to read (which seems likely, as you obviously didn't read or check what the contents of those pages was actually saying), the TL;DR is - if this is the best you got, there was no fraud.

You know how I can state this with such certainty? Because I've looked at, read, checked and considered every link you supplied. And I am absolutely positive that you did not. It is this laziness, unwillingness to think and basic stupidity that is visible in every support of Trump's fraud claims which makes me pretty damn sure that it never happened.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/many-200000-wisconsin-residents-may-have-voted-absentee-without-having
- doesn't show fraud or even that it might have skewed the vote in any way at all. Doesn't even *suggest* that it might have affected the result.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/12/01/data_expert_up_to_300000_fake_people_voted_in_arizona_election_.html
- the video is unavailable; the article says he believes there was fraud, but he's hardly credible: he is also on record as believing QAnonsense. But critically: he didn't publish his data, or his methodology so this is equivalent to me saying "I've read lots on the internet, and have come to the conclusion that murples rule everything". If he had anything beyond fantasy, he could show his workings, but he hasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8a2g6tTp0
- for someone who doesn't believe anything Biden says, who thinks he can't speak coherently at all, picking one thing and swearing it's truth is a little bit hypocritical, don't you think. Especially shorn of all context: do you have the rest of that?

https://www.newswars.com/what-are-they-hiding-detroit-absentee-counting-center-blocks-partisan-observers-from-monitoring-process/
A bit Betteridge's law-like: "what are they hiding?" the headline asks. The answer: nothing of any substance.

https://freebeacon.com/elections/nevada-sent-more-than-200k-mail-in-primary-ballots-to-wrong-addresses/
- and your point is? No fraud suggested or implied, nothing to say that anyone was trying to send registered Republicans' ballots to the wrong addresses, or that there was any thought behind selection of ballots to send out. Why did you even post this link? What do you think it shows?

https://thepostmillennial.com/trump-lawyer-lists-exhaustive-list-of-voting-infractions-in-georgia/
He lists a bunch of made-up numbers, presumably pulled rectally. This got laughed out of court. Literally. You really haven't done any checking on any of the links you've posted, have you?

CML refers to his "Counterfeit Biden" parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles3838.shtml where, if you look at the comments, you will see he has done exactly the same in throwing a lot of links none of which stand up and support his contention of a stolen election. He makes assertions of inaccuracy about fact-checking websites, yet does not cite a single example where they have been wrong about anything (let alone enough of a pattern to suggest that one can simply ignore their fact checking when it doesn't suit)

If you consider the above are the best proof of voter fraud, then that was probably the most secure election America has ever had.

Did I miss anything?

BTW, if you want to see every argument pro and con you can imagine about the 2020 election, check the thread to the parody "Counterfeit Biden" under my CML file. Its about 25 songs from the top. Its a complete debate. I made good points; Phil made good points. Decide for yourself

There's no irrefutable proof that the 2020 election in the same way there's no "proof" that Solozzo killed Luca Brazzi with a garrote, or that Luca Brazzi put the head of a million dollar horse in Woltz's bed or that Tommy Devito killed Billy Batts. Of course not, the evidence was disappeared .......There is however, enormous circumstantial evidence pointing to it ..... Luca, a faithful hatchetman to Don Corleone for 30 years goes on a dangerous mission for the Don and just disappears? And then his vest shows up with a fish inside. Oh, that doesnt prove anything; maybe Luca himself did that so he could quit the life in favor of becoming a small town grocer ..... And that horse head showing up in Woltz's bed after he told the Don to f#ck off? Could have been a high school graduation prank. And Bill Batts disappearing hours after Tommy threatened his life. Oh come on, Tommy talks tough but never acts on it. Oh sure.

Of course, if my preferred propagandists haven't reported it, that also counts as investigation and disproof.

https://thepostmillennial.com/trump-lawyer-lists-exhaustive-list-of-voting-infractions-in-georgia/

Remember: nothing proves the election stolen if I say it doesn't.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/pair-charged-with-voter-fraud-allegedly-submitted-thousands-of-fraudulent-applications-on-behalf-of-homeless-people/2464168/

Dammit, BobPieCheese or whoever the hell you are, stop using my own tactics against me!

https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2020-11/Miller_DeclarationAndAnalyisPA_GOP_BallotRequestData_2020_Final.pdf

I further reserve the right to declare that any evidence not allowed to be presented because courts refused to hear a case automatically counts as an "investigation" and disproof of that evidence.

https://freebeacon.com/elections/nevada-sent-more-than-200k-mail-in-primary-ballots-to-wrong-addresses/

Due to your cowardice, this is going to be very confusing for any third-party observers. But anyway.. if I have a look at all the links above, and none of them prove a fraudulent election in any of the states Trump lost, you'll concede that it was a valid result after all? The above links must be the very strongest of available evidence if you're sharing them after all this time, right?

Also, I reserve to myself the privilege of declaring evidence disproven if the Biden Regime's Big Tech minions censor and deplatform and slap anyone who tries to present it with billion-dollar lawsuits to ruin them financially.

https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000005790489/i-hacked-an-election-so-can-the-russians.html?smid=tw-share

You're pathetic: you haven't answered. Are these the best examples you have as proof of fraud and a stolen election? If, on the sort of investigation I'm sure you haven't bothered with because you want to believe, they turn out to be nothing of the sort, will you admit that you were wrong after all?

Long story short: if I shut my eyes and plug my ears and say nobody has pointed out even a scintilla of evidence to the contrary to my narrative that Biden was legitimately elected, then nobody has shown me a scintilla of evidence no matter how much evidence you post. You'll just have to point these out to someone who actually uses his eyes and ears and mind, and doesn't have Usurper Joe's diaper gravy dribbling down his chin; i.e. to my enemies.

https://www.ydr.com/story/news/2020/10/14/election-2020-wrong-ballots-sent-western-pennsylvania-voters-write-birthday-instead-actual-date/3649418001/

So these are your best, absolute guarantee of proof of a stolen election? And if they don't stand up to investigation, you'll concede that it wasn't stolen all along? This is what you consider proof?

You have to play by my rules; and my rules say, if you don't specifically point me to every link at that site, then it's not evidence because I won't look at it and won't listen to it. Anything to which I don't look and listen doesn't exist, and therefore you haven't shown it to me.

https://www.newswars.com/what-are-they-hiding-detroit-absentee-counting-center-blocks-partisan-observers-from-monitoring-process/

You didn't specifically point me to this and therefore I didn't read it and therefore this isn't evidence. It is thus disproved.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/many-200000-wisconsin-residents-may-have-voted-absentee-without-having

This is totally out of context! It hasn't been filtered through our Biden-rimming narratives for credibility or whether it's been disproved!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8a2g6tTp0

It's a gish gallop of rubbish, I tell you! You never showed me this!

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/12/01/data_expert_up_to_300000_fake_people_voted_in_arizona_election_.html

Bobby Piton is a managing partner of Pre-Active Investments, LLC and an investment advisor representative of Total Clarity Wealth Management. He used Arizona’s official government data to run his analysis.

After analyzing the data, he believes this is the "biggest fraud in the history of our constitutional republic is taking place right before our eyes.” He thinks there are between 120,000 and 306,000 fake people who voted in this election. Piton presented his findings and said that he would never have certified Arizona’s election results.

"I would have never ever have certified, I would rather resign than have certified those results," he said.

"If I was an executive at a publicly traded company, I would never sign that because I risk jail time and having all my money taken from me in lawsuits,” he also said. "I believe [the numbers] are fraudulent based on the data… I’d be willing to put my life on it, I’m that sure about the analysis."

You've posted that as a link already. I bet I have read more of their "evidence" than you have: it is a gish gallop of rubbish, they have applied no filter as to credibility or whether disproved. Last time round, I asked for you to pick something from that site you thought actually showed anything significant, but answer came there none.

Here is the evidence... that I ignore, because closing my eyes and plugging my ears and asserting that no one has shown it to me is the same as refuting it:

https://hereistheevidence.com/

Offshore racing is a joke and waaaay overrated. Just a bunch of rich egomaniacs fulfilling their sickness..

Pretending you're me doesn't make what you say any more believable. You've had dozens of chances to post something even remotely credible showing the election was stolen, and with every post like the one above claiming it was without proving it, it becomes ever more obvious that you have nothing except hot air.

In case you want to hear the unrefined in-context version (complete with Sleepy Joe's stammering), it's right here.

wbckfm.com/joe-biden-brags-about-his-most-extensive-inclusive-voter-fraud-organization-in-history-of-american-politics/

“We have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”

By the way: Putin is totally getting his аѕѕ kicked in the Ukraine. That's what all the misinformation-free mainstream outlets say, so it has to be true. All those claims about the counter-offensive failing and the Ukraine and its cronies in NATO running so dangerously low on ammunition that Biden's now sending its troops "illegal" (Illegal according to whom? The UN? Don't make me laugh!) cluster munitions is just desperate propaganda from the alt-right wingnuts fellating Trump and his butt-buddy Putin.

this is what Jack said: "Anybody who ‘normalizes’ or treats this disgusting fascist, racist, con man, disgusting piece of sh!t with any level of respect is ALSO disgusting in my book”

It's funny how impossible it is for us leftard liars with sleepy Joe's diaper gravy dripping down our chins to see and hear the truth with our eyes shut and our fingers plugged in our ears.

Of course the P.O.S. illegal White House occupant Biden was never legitimately elected. People have repeatedly pointed out to me the mountains of proof that Biden's string-pullers had millions of fabricated ballots dumped into counting machines in the far-left Democrat-run major cities of six swing states early in the morning AFTER election day to steal it from the rightfully re-elected Trump. All I have to do to "refute" these proofs is to shut my eyes, plug my ears, and recite the election thieves' B.S. narratives pretending that Biden-rimming Big Tech's censorship of these volumnious proofs and the treasonous judges' refusals even to allow these proofs to be presented in court amounts to discrediting them.

It's funny how Trump supporting types post pretending to be me: they obviously think it gives their posts more gravitas and credibility than using their own names, which they seem *far* too cowardly to do.

Of course Biden was legitimately elected. If there were even a scintilla of evidence to the contrary, someone would have pointed it out by now. Instead, what you've done is show how poor your critical thinking is by making wildly stupid statements about impropriety with absolutely nothing to back it up.

But hey, who am I to talk?

I still believe that Biden's exceedingly unpopular far-left regime was legitimately elected, that he cares about anything except himself, that he has even a fraction of the brainpower needed to do the job of president; that he isn't guilty of a huge swathe of criminal behaviour (even when his own words are an admission of guilt); hell, I even still believe that everything anyone says against him is Russian misinformation, like the claim that he's committing war crimes by sending illegal cluster munitions to Ukraine because it's losing to Putin and it and its allies are nearly out of ammunition.

Hey BAD, good to see you around :-)

Eel - It is kinda sad (in a hilarious sort of way) that there are still people who think Trump cares about anything except himself, that he has even a fraction of the brainpower needed to do the job of president; that he isn't guilty of a huge swathe of criminal behaviour (even when his own words are an admission of guilt); hell, some of them even still think he's a billionaire, even as he skims from his own charity and PAC to pay his legal fees.

it was nice seeing Jack White of The White Stripes rip into some celebrities who were cozying up to the icky one.

Do to him like in the movie Big Trouble in Little China inflates up like a Balloon until he Pops

Really good Ducs! I like your content! Better that what the_conqueror_of_parodies or Agrimorfee writes!!

As always, thanks for your 13 555 votes all.

Now let Phil Alexander use his free speech please.

Get stuffed. Ahil Blexander

Best parody so far today!!! Deserves many 555 GENUINE votes (not the bogus votes caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies).

Its a shame ChuckyG went against his own policies of 'free speech' by not allowing any more of your 300 Boy Scout parodies. Talk about being a hypocrite!! Respect to you Duc4AmiRight. I bet Agrimorfee is going to stick his beak in over something or another...

way to go, Phil! Conald Grump = Satan Clawz.

Glad to see you are still writing parodies. Its a shame ChuckyG won't accept your 300 Boy Scout parodies. I did enjoy them.

This is awesome! Great theme, perfect pace, follows the original perfectly, and it's funny! It made me smile. Nicely done.

Great work! I did a cover of this song to your lyrics. Thought you might want to hear stuff you do actually put to music. It's an Mp3 file on my Google drive with public access. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nD5VhyJCk2aarDr7CAY70690_4lmqgbR/view?usp=drive_link

A bit too predictable and "on the nose". Great job.

When I saw the title, I was expecting the OS used to be Dirty Deeds :-) Afraid I have more than enough of my own stuff to learn & play (I'm not that good a musician to just play stuff without lots of practice.. sad times)

This feels more appropriate:

Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming 3rd world war
As Vlad, losing so badly, tries to even up the score
Looking at his nuclear arsenal, thinks "what are these things for?
Time for armageddon"

Thanks Phil, did you get the AC/DC "Dirty Deeds & They're Done Dirt Cheap" reference, too? As I lack the talent, are you going to be 1st to perform one of mine?!!

This is really good: some beautiful twisted rhymes (Arabian/stadiums) and wordplay ("cast Stones"). And loved the Life of Brian/Messi-ah one, too.

Maybe the US government should do random drug testing of its employees, too..

Hunter should have joined the FBI himself, the Female Body Inspectors, that is. :)

There's a few places where you have too many syllables vis a vis the OS.(Original Song) We call those pacing errors. But the overall concept is quite good. And you chose a pretty difficult song to parody. So, overall, great first effort ...... BTW, "Sarin" is the proper spelling for that nerve agent

Not to worry, Eelman .. I have it on double-quadruple hearsay authority that the FBI will be putting TOP MEN on the case. And one good thing about TOP MEN is that they're thorough. As befits the TOP MEN that they truly are, they wont just rush to conclusions; they'll take their time. So, if it takes until the day after the 2024 elections, so be it.

But what about his free speech?

Please CML, no one thinks the Russians helped him get elected...in 2016 or 2020.

YES, CHUCK! YES!

OBTW, the word "Bezonastnoctiy" is the Russian word for "Security (literally "bez", without .... "onactnoct", danger) And of course this word DOES appear in the acronym KGB (Kommitet Gosudarstveniy Bezonactnoctiy) ...... BTW, I finally caught on to Conald ... Good one! But understand, I can do the same thing

There was a time, back when Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. was playing the incorruptible FBI agent on the series "The FBI" when your evidence would have won the day. But ever since the day that numerous agents of The "Federalniy Bezopastnoctiy Institutiy" swore on a stack of Das Kapitals that Hunter's laptop was Russian "Dezinformatsia" that time is over. Nowadays anything the ФБІ says about Russia should be taken not simply with a grain of salt, or a tub of salt, but with a Roman Centurion entire annual salary of salt

Great idea! This site site contains hundreds mybe a thousand parodies of LOTR and Games of Thrones. One who was particularly good at it went by 2NZ. So, if youre interested in this topic, check him out

yes

the FBI website has this posted: "Yevgeniy Viktorovich Prigozhin is wanted by the FBI for his alleged involvement in a conspiracy to defraud the United States by impairing, obstructing, and defeating the lawful functions of the Federal Election Commission, the United States Department of Justice, and the United States Department of State."

"Boo! That's not the Indy we knew!"

No more Boy Scout parodies, I won't be approving any more parodies on this subject. The joke has gone on long enough.

Thanks for your comment

CML, you've probably been on here longer than most people currently posting, so maybe you'd have more sway if you tried to contact management. If you do, please copy this page as a blatant example of behavior that would most likely drive other parodists away (an idea I believe you first mentioned when this two-legged turd first started posting). Wish I knew someone versed in the internet dark arts...

Even if you assume that Trump was elected with the help of Russians, you'd still have to say that Prigozhin's contribution was surpassingly small .. inasmuch as, at the time, he was operating a hot dog and lemonade stand in Gorkiy Park. OK, thats not 100% true; he had a hot dog stand in Red SQUARE! ... Oops, Im wrong again; he was in fact a parasitical restaurant oligarch worth a billion dollars by that 2016. And he also FINANCED the founding of the Wagner. But how would he benefit Trump? He was only interested in making a quick ruble at the time

Is there anybody minding the store at Amiright anymore? Why would anyone allow this completely insane individual to post 12 "parodies" of a song that noone has ever heard of, by a band noone has ever heard of before. Go listen to the video of this piece of music, you can hardly make out the lyrics. Its clear to me this person must be psychotic .. it must have taken hours to do all this. And its clear that there's overwhelming hostility to what hes doing. And yet he keeps at it. This is absolutely the most insane thing Ive ever seen in my 20 years on the internet

Which is the reason why my parodies have received double digit 1 votes, right? Whoever the hell you are, you have rendered a web site function moot for at least a year now. Ok, we get it, you know how to hack a web site. It's beyond the point where anyone could give 2 figs about your prowess with your fingers. Why don't you do something that could be deemed interesting now?

karma might now be slapping Prigozhin for helping evil Conald get elected so maybe he was trying to somewhat make up for that by exposing how uncalled for the invasion of Ukraine was.

No CML, he didnt LIST his s&*t .. He LOST it. What was he try to do; sell his feces on E-Bay?

Tell your AI bot that Russia provided Prigozhin with at least 20K rounds of heavy duty artillery rounds per day for over 6 months in the battle for Bakhmut. That's about 4 million rounds in toto, which is more than America puts out in a year. So thats not exactly nothing ... Not exactly sure what to make of Prigozhin's. It could be he just totally list his s&*t.

Thanks for your comment! 👍🙏❤️

…the_conqueror_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you a set of bogus 111 votes. Never mind I’ll try and counteract this by giving you some genuine 555 votes. Now doubt Agrimorfee will stick his beak in and stick up for the_conqueror_of_parodies.

…the_conqueror_of_parodies has been cleaning out the cookies to give you a set of bogus 111 votes. Never mind I’ll try and counteract this by giving you some genuine 555 votes. Now doubt Agrimorfee will stick his beak in and stick up for the_conqueror_of_parodies.

Call it a "take off" of Ohio. Completely legit for Amiright .. although, in general, comedy is what you strive for

yes

yes

Still better that what the_conqueror_or_parodies writes.

You can give yourself as many fake 555 votes as you like bobpiesmellycheese but here are some genuine 111 votes

Better that what bobpiesmellycheese (the_conqueror_of_parodies) writes

That's a proper song, not a parody

"That's all Folks!" Is that a promise? Does that mean you'll actually deal with topics that a normal person at Amiright might care about from now on?

I have that same reaction; this song is so great I must do a parody of it, and then I somehow own the song. I'll probably do a parody on this one. This is a great song

@CML.. People on the international stage have a *lot* more respect for the current president than the last one. Everyone is laughing at Trump now, even more than they did when he was president: the guy is truly completely and utterly pathetic, who still has no idea about the job he was supposed to be doing for four years. Listen to him talking about the Iran attack plans: he is saying Milley wanted to attack Iran, because he doesn't understand what a contingency plan is. Just how goddamn stupid can Trump possibly be? Listen to the words coming out of his mouth, there can be no doubt he's prize moron.

And give everyone whatever evidence you have to prove the election was stolen. Because you've come up with jack sht so far, making me ever more sure that you don't know WTF what you're talking about, either.

agreed that ai's pacing is presently not as good as it could be, but it's doing pretty well with rhyming and conveying a theme. it's hard not to be impressed, even as it stands.

better outro verse: "He could be a prison inmate Locked up on election day They'd vote for him anyway"

Further to your point @CML, If those same people think that having a noticeable health issue qualifies that person to the President, why are they not supporting RFK Jr.? He's got an issue with his vocal chords but is still coherent. The standards for leadership have really dropped off.

And how was it "proven" that the 2020 election was NOT stolen? Is it because the very same people who claimed we were STOO-pid for pointing out, as far back as 2020, that Joe was clearly mentally unfit to be running a lemonade stand, let alone the most important nation on Earth? ... is it because these very same people say "Only STOO-pid people think the election was stolen? ....... But they were lying about Joe's mental state all along. And they were lying about Russian collusion, and Hunter's laptop being Russian disinformation, and about the fact that there were no corrupt dealings between the Biden's and Ukraine. These arent small things. People on the international stage lose respect for us when our head of state comes across like the senile grandfather of the Banjo Boy in "Deliverance" ....... But for some reason, these very same people are speaking the God's honest truth about the 2020 election

You really wanna make Kamala the President? Joe shows restraint. She will not.

Mondays the end for two day rest off the usual Rainy Days sit and count the raindrops at the window way too many to count

Every line funny except line 4 because it isn't true, moron.

Note to Self: Use Canadian National anthem to mock Trudeau. See AIR history is not already posted. He's not as old as Biden but he has no excuse for stupidity. Fun Fact: The PM's residence is currently uninhabitable b/c of a rodent infestation.

Hot dog! Fedora Fred’s sperm-parody factory ejaculated yet another rehash of his favorite geezer song onto the board talking about the length of the day — isn’t this the 800th one? OTOH, your rest home caregivers and your adopt-a-bot would be proud of all the recycling you’ve done, rehashing the same Depression-era record over and over. Just out of curiosity, do you even know how to read at a 1st-grade level? After reading stuff like this, I have to assume that the only things your three brain cells can comprehend are these obscure songs and topics. You’re a coward, Fedora Fred. Please pack up your Victrola, your broken record, your kids show DVDs, your Depends and your Hot Pockets and move on.

Someone upload a Parody Pacing Program onto AI. Pacing for the stanzas was non existent

It makes my day when unstable people throw a tantrum over a parody 💩

I should have expected that somebody was going to drag out Celine Dion for this occasion, with this song. Well done for song sniping my idea.

a malevolent script is more believable. nice detective work by Phil. i see a 52 card deck of 1's at the moment, a multiple of 13. good to hear Chuckster isn't in the Conald cult.

I suspect someone has written an iMacros or similar script that clears cookies and re-votes, and the free version of the software is limited hence the multiples of 13, because that's the longest script the free thing lets you have. An internal program? Chucky ain't that sort of person, and ain't no Trump supporter :-)

Thanks for your feedback

There seems to be a mistake here, I didn't put it under commercial jingles.

Mine is badly damaged if still here. I want to know how often am I near sane

I use the force

Phil, it's hard to believe that someone would take the time to clear their cache hundreds of times in some cases. maybe the culprit is using some sort of automated cache-clearing after all? you see no chance that an internal program is responsible?

Most of us pride ourselves on being creative enough to craft our own songs, as opposed to relying on AI to do it for us, but you be you. As for your efforts, I’m sure your Order of Lenin medal is on its way, so watch your mailbox, comrade.

Really good .. I mean, every line is good!!

bonus verse ending: "He said he won but we know he's a liar. The bottom line is he couldn't handle being Fired!"

The page view counter doesn't use cookies to check for unique visitors; the vote recording mechanism does. That's why you can be pretty sure that when the former is so far behind the latter, it's because it is the same person clearing cookies and re-voting. It's lucky they've not got their head around proper automation, or we'd be seeing votes in the millions

By way of comparison, I also did an song from a performer no one here has heard of, most likely. But videos of this song have been viewed almost a million times with over a 1000 comments raving about her lyrics. People care. Moreover, I'm one and done. That will be the only parody I do of this song

Sorry, this website was not set up to cater to one single person's super eccentricity. Cause its not just Herbie Kay, there are other similar big band unknowns as well. And we might have put up a dozen or so, but you've done hundreds of these parodies. And there's also the problem that readership is collapsing. This place could shut down

This turd used to barely get any votes (deservedly so). Notice how that has suddenly changed despite his repeated use of the same song and similar themes? Tell me how he's suddenly getting dozens of positive votes. Apparently we should quit trying to post anything of quality and just submit a random page of an outdated phone book.

Well, someone actually does care about the song, and maybe you should allow him to do so. Otherwise your comment is completely unnecessary.

again, there should be 1 page view added for each vote, unless page views count unique ip addresses only, but i don't think that is the case. is it? if i'm right, an internal program could be responsible for the voting mess.

So, I scoped out this song that supposedly merits 20 parodies, and what I found is a video of a song from 1935 that has 3 comments to it. And none of them were about the lyrics. Which means there are ZERO people on this planet who could give a wet f@rt about these lyrics. So why does some person keep submitting "parodies" of this song. Why do the Administrators keep allowing this pathologically stupid s&*t to continue? Does anyone even care anymore

Agrimorfee, here's another part of the mystery: That dorsal orifice who actually started the Boy Scouts on TV BS used to only garner a few votes per entry. Apparently he's figured out a way to jack those numbers up to 20+ positive votes. You know as well as I do that virtually no one likes his stuff.

FYI CML, "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" is an original song by Weird Al, not a parody of any song.

On the surface, it appears that a someone started accusing TCOP of this vote shifting because they noticed that he had--for whatever the reason--a high proportion of 555 votes. It doesn't take much to think that the someone really has some sort of personal grudge on the guy to perpetuate the myth, and even perhaps uses this cache-system flaw to make it seem real. Whoever thy are, they must be extremely proud of themselves to make us all perplexed and talk about it. Same reason why we have 100-or-whatever parodies about some ill-fated Boy Scout field trip (none of which I ever read, nor will). Humanity is a sad thing sometimes.

It's not tCoP - my guess would be more like the person who keeps reasserting something he doesn't know.. going down the Goebbels route of repeating a lie so much that it becomes the truth. Don't fall for it, Diablo. It wouldn't be "only" him with that capability, though: anyone could (you don't even need to clear cookies for the first tranche of duplicate votes - if I were so inclined, I think I could probably muster up at least a score of votes from multiple browsers on multiple PCs and other devices.. come to think of it, including test VMs, that might even get as much as a hundred or so). It kinda shows that the overwhelming majority of folks are basically honest, ISTM. Just one or two who think it's worth the time (which is the crazy bit, really.. I mean, who really has that little of a life to spend their spare time racking up 1-votes? Kinda pathetic, if you look at it that way

cache-clearing doesn't seem to explain cases where there are way less page views than total votes (as in eel's "Guilty" parody). shouldn't we see at least an equal number of page views as the number of votes, one for each time the cache was cleared? the bogus voting seems to be an inside job.

While it's undeniably true that the voting setup on this site is horribly flawed, I still want to know why (allegedly) only CoP has the ability to affect certain posters' scores by cleaning out his cookies. Why wouldn't that affect all posters?

Where can I find an audio or video of this? I'd love to hear/watch it. It's not apparently on YouTube.

You should be ashamed of yourself Seth Retallick. Cleaning out the cookies just to mess around with everybody else's ratings

I can see the_conqueror_of_parodies (or bobpiecheese or whatever his name is this week) has been cleaning out the cookies AGAIN to give you a set of bogus 111 votes. As always I like your works so I'll try and counteract this by giving some 555 GENUINE votes. Note bobpiecheese (or_the_conqueror_of_parodies or whatever you name is), if you are reading this; you should be ashamed of yourself; cleaning out the cookies to mess around with people's ratings. By all means report this comment and get it deleted, but if you do so, it means you are coward because you can't face the truth.

I can see the_conqueror_of_parodies (or bobpiecheese or whatever his name is this week) has been cleaning out the cookies AGAIN to give you a set of bogus 111 votes. As always I like your works so I'll try and counteract this by giving some 555 GENUINE votes. Note bobpiecheese (or_the_conqueror_of_parodies or whatever you name is), if you are reading this; you should be ashamed of yourself; cleaning out the cookies to mess around with people's ratings. By all means report this comment and get it deleted, but if you do so, it means you are coward because you can't face the truth.

Thanks for the 26 555 votes all!

The word "Palo" in the first line refers to Palo Alto, CA where Mollie was raised. Its also the Spanish for tree, which tends to track the opening line in the OS .. Two TREES in the FOREST.

I wish Sheila Broflovski never 👎 appeared in South Park at all. I wish Jack Fenton never 👎 appeared in Danny Phantom at all! I wish the Mamas and the Papas never 👎 existed at all. I wish John Phillips never 👎 existed at all. I wish Denny Doherty never 👎 existed at all. I wish Michelle Phillips never 👎 existed at all. I wish Jill Gibson never 👎 existed at all. I wish Cass Elliot never 👎 existed at all. I wish Darla Dimple never 👎 appeared in Cats 🐈‍⬛ Don’t Dance 💃🕺at all. I wish Fearless Leader, Boris and Natasha never 👎 appeared in Rocky and Bullwinkle at all. I wish Mojo Jojo, Him, Sedusa, Princess 👑 Morbucks, Fuzzy Lumpkins, the Amoeba 🦠 Boys 🧒👦, and the Gangreen Gang never 👎 appeared in The Powerpuff Girls 👧 at all.

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..and what about that latest interview? His defence: "I told my lawyers to tell lies while I actively obstructed a court subpoena because I didn't have time to go through those documents as there might have been golf shirts in the boxes"?? He really does think that the law doesn't apply to him, doesn't he?

Any normal person would be going to jail for what he has done, though they would probably be in jail already for other things he has done (e.g. his "charitable" foundation fraud); yes, as many Republicans are currently claiming, you have a two-tier justice system over there, but Trump is most definitely not in the "being victimized" side.

AI keeps getting better all the time!

Don’t I know it!

Here's one for starters: Nicholas Allen Mihakey 4449 S 1st Street, Kalamazoo, MI, 49009.

What the freak? The song was performed by Avril Lavigne and appeared on the soundtrack of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

from what i've seen, whoever is screwing with the voting mechanism is pro-Jew, yes?

it's sometimes useful to get genuine feedback, even on co-creations with ai.

You're obsessed CML: seems like every politician leaving office over there has taken papers home. A bit like everyone at the time (including the RNC) running their own mailserver, but you only care about Hillary. But only one has lied about the presence of what he'd taken, their declassification (you know he only thought about declassifying documents post hoc when he needed it as a defence); tried to hide them after a court order.

You don't like Barr? Yeah, what kind of idiotic incompetent might possibly have made him AG?

Since you're continuing to let AI do most of the writing, why would you care what people think?

Whoops, Im wrong about Joe. He wasnt the President at the time he took those documents and stuffed them into the glove compartment of his Sting Ray. So he had no plenary power to declassify. So every one of those documents IS a violation of the law. And Hillary didn't have plenary power either. Well, no wonder they werent prosecuted for crime .. they actually WERE commiting crimes

I dont give a damn what Barr has to say; hes getting more Deep State sh@rtweasely by the moment. It is beyond dispute that the President of the United States has plenary (absolute) power to declassify any document he pleases. Thats why no one is setting their hair on fire about Joe Biden. We just use it as an example of actual negligence that is a thousand times worse than what Trump is doing ..... BTW, if you're so concerned about US security, shouldn't you be up in arms about the fact that the Russians now know everything about NATO's satelite surveilance system, and how to counter it, as well as how our air defense system works, mot to mention the fact that they can now jam virtually any of our cruise missile guidance systems. I mean your govt just gave Ukraine NATO's Britains most potent cruise missile. If Ukraine gets a little carried away and uses one on Moscow, Russia might get a little annoyed. And of course what Russia knows, China and Iran also know. But F-troop to all that, lets get back to the REAL threat

You didnt actually get 26 thums up in 24 views. Someone is screwing with our voting mechanism

thanks for the genuine 5 and to all who have voted eel favorably. the discrepancy between votes and page views appears to be evidence that the cache-clearing theory isn't correct. progressive people seem to be targeted by a bot.

the amiright unibomber is so predictable...

CML - In a safe? In a safe room? I dunno where you get your news from, CML, but neither of those things were true. And they were moved to avoid a court subpoena: were they transported inside this illusory safe, with a Secret Service escort? If you honestly believe you have some facilities of reason, at least try to use them.

It's funny: I've heard Bill Barr (Trump's former Attorney General) and John Bolton (Trump's former National Security Adviser) and assorted other Republican luminaries all saying how very seriously wrong what Trump has done is; the ones still trying to curry favour with his base do try and pretend what HRC did with emails was somehow worse, therefore Trump's prosecution is political and there are double standards over there.. but hearing the likes of Jim Jordan saying some of the most logic-free jumps of free-association to try and make out that Trump was well within his rights for everything he did is brain-destroying. If that's the best defence Trump has, he's toast.

And then there's the man himself: listen to the words Trump speaks and ask yourself if that person has even the most tenuous grasp on sanity. Don't let his sense of victimhood and indignation wash over you in a torrent of verbal porridge: try actually listening to every word. The man is very obviously insane. And something very similar could be said for anyone who wants this lunatic back in the White House.

Anyone doing a Al Yankovic parody should set out the OS (Original Song) that Al himself is parodying. I dont recognize the lyrics that Al used, except for a few of his first parodies on MTV ... Also note that Al himself made his name mostly by spoofing Michael Jackson, a person recognized by every English speaking person on the planet. The key to humor here is the "AHA" moment when you understand what the parodist is doing because you ... ( Wait for it) ... RECOGNIZE what the parodist is doing

It looks like someone really has it in for you eel deel. Don’t worry about the bogus 111 votes you keep getting. Instead focus your attention on my GENUINE 555 vote because I liked this. All the best. WHY won’t anybody address this problem?! It’s not fair what is going on.

The revival of this broadcast was the single most revolutionary event to ever happen on this site, and you have only written TWO parodies about it this week. Know what that means? This broadcast will soon be completely forgotten AGAIN. It is worth it to continue writing about this broadcast, or else this broadcast will lapse back into obscurity. Do you realize that you single-handedly kept the memory of it alive? It would be awful if you truly quit writing about it completely, but if you feel that you need a break from it, you can rest assured that there will be twelve gazillion new parodies of Herbie Kay’s “Rhythm Steps” to take its place.

It’s really sad how everyone on this site has already stopped caring about this broadcast already. There are 325 comments about it now, but the comments have almost completely stopped. This was the most disappointing week for comments about it in weeks; there were only about five. That’s not good news if the only purpose for keeping AmIRight going is to continue to spread the message about this show. I believe that this broadcast can be rehashed on this site well into next year, but at the moment we have only had TWO parodies about it this week. At this rate the parodies will be completely gone within several weeks. This site has very little traffic as it is — this is 99% of the reason why it even has visitors anyway...it cannot afford this. And to think that this Renaissance of “The Greatest Broadcast Ever” was the single most revolutionary event to occur in the entire history of AmIRight!! You cannot say that the subject matter has run its course — Captain Copy/Paste has proven to us all that he is willing to write these parodies for at least the next two decades. How many comments will we reach at the end of this year? We will only be able to find out if we keep the interest going. And at the moment that seems to be completely gone. AmIRight cannot afford this.

It’s really sad how everyone on this site has already stopped caring about this broadcast already. There are 325 comments about it now, but the comments have almost completely stopped. This was the most disappointing week for comments about it in weeks; there were only about five. That’s not good news if the only purpose for keeping AmIRight going is to continue to spread the message about this show. I believe that this broadcast can be rehashed on this site well into next year, but at the moment we have only had TWO parodies about it this week. At this rate the parodies will be completely gone within several weeks. This site has very little traffic as it is — this is 99% of the reason why it even has visitors anyway...it cannot afford this. And to think that this Renaissance of “The Greatest Broadcast Ever” was the single most revolutionary event to occur in the entire history of AmIRight!! You cannot say that the subject matter has run its course — Captain Copy/Paste has proven to us all that he is willing to write these parodies for at least the next two decades. How many comments will we reach at the end of this year? We will only be able to find out if we keep the interest going. And at the moment that seems to be completely gone. AmIRight cannot afford this.

Michael Pacholek has never written any good parodies.

A good parody should contain some truth. This one contains none.

Wow, look at all the one-bombs. The other side must REALLY be scared now.

Thanks for your comment Phil! Glad that you enjoy it!

Hey Duc, this is the third parody this week that DOESN’T involve 300 Boy Scouts. Seems as if you’ve actually gotten a bit tired of writing about their raging hormones. That’s fine — we all got tired of it MONTHS ago. But, if you ever decide you wanna pick it back up again, Fedora Fred will be here with twelve dozen additional “parodies” about random Wikipedia entries. My suggestion — take a twenty-year break from this site, and THEN start doing the “Beat the Clock” parodies again. By then there will be a new user willing to take on the torch.

Ah, yes, Willie Brown; the man whose brown willie has the dubious distinction of being the smartest thing ever to emerge from any of Kamala Harris’ orifices.

403 1 votes. come on, unibomber, is that all you've got? the ratio of 1 votes to page views (403/131) is getting funnier by the day. similar absurd ratios where a bloated number of 5 votes are given to right-wing-friendly parodies tells us all we need to know.

Doesn't seem like you will ever understand, CML. Bathrooms and closets are not "safe rooms", for one thing. There wasn't "thousands of items in his garage" for another. If Pence was a Dem, you would scream the same--although a Dem-led administration has given him (a very likely justified) free pass as they had with Hillary. Stop following the lies of your right-wing news media. Lastlu, https://apnews.com/article/trump-indictment-clinton-classified-documents-republican-claims-7681bc9807ecd8bc37fd3f39b9756cc7

BTW, how did Barry O compromise our security? Well, late in his term one of our drones fell out of the sky into Iranian territory .. and instead of ordering it to be destroyed, he did nothing. Because that would have compromised a deal to allow Iran, a nation with an apocalyptic vision for the end of humanity, to develop a nuke. And before you know it, I'll be damned, Iran suddenly has a state of the art drone, which they handed over to their Houthi allies who used them to attack Sa'udi oil fields (Oh, but lets not overreact, folks). They have also supplied them to Russia, who have used them to great effect against Ukraine. But let's keep our eye on Trump, the TRUE national security threat. You the one we must tamp down even if it starts an all out civil war.

Yeah Phil, I still have some facilities of reason, and one thing these facilities tell me is that, even as you set your hair on fire about some document located in a safe in a safe room in a mansion guarded by Secret Service agents, you seem to be unconcerned about, for example Hillary's infinitely greater breach of security protocols by using her own private server which WAS compromised by foreign intel sevices. And as for obstruction of justice, do you have anything to say about how the Empress Hilarius Seizure deleted 33,000 E-Mails that were demanded by Congress. Each deletion by itself is a felony, and if the same warfare logic was applied to her as is being applied to Trump, she should be sentenced to prison for the duration of our current geological epoch ... And then we could go on about the thousands of documents strewn about Joe Biden's Garage, and the massive security breaches by Barack Obama

Aaaaand now the troll is posting under the name I actually post under. I'd report it, but I think I'll leave it for the same reason I haven't reported the ones under my full parody name: this idiot's attempts to get under my skin are hilariously pathetic. I like to consider them a record of wasted time. They're right about one thing, though: I am deeply appreciative of Agrimorfee and others who have been backing me up. Hope for humanity and all that. - the real TCOP

@CML - except that he is on tape saying that he didn't declassify those documents while he was still president, even if his "I could have done just by thinking about it" piffle held water. He also did his very best to obstruct the return of those documents, an action which was unlawful irrespective of the classification status. If Hillary Clinton had moved her email server to try and prevent its being seized by the DoJ; if she had been on tape discussing classified contents; if there had been any, well, actually classified documents insecurely stored, then your pathetic attempt at whataboutery might have a bit of foundation. But that's all it is: trying to claim some kind of double standard in prosecution is utterly laughable. And "Completely secure in his safe room"??? Hahahahahahaha. Do you have no critical thinking facilities whatsoever?

The most difficult thing is going to be finding a jury that hasn't made up their mind already: even on the evidence published so far, it's hard to see how any rational inspection couldn't end up with a guilty verdict.

I love you Agrimorfee !

...you DO realize that the more you write about this broadcast, the more comments there are going to be about it? Do you want this show to be left in obscurity, or do you want it to continue being an inside joke on this site with 59 gazillion comments? You might want to start thinking about that.

Ah, I was wondering when we would return to the trials of 300 Boy Scouts again! Oh, wait, I guess that should be 600 now. Thank goodness that you saved this broadcast from obscurity. As always, long may the parodies continue for the rest of AmIRight’s existence.

differences between Conald & the others ivolve intent + obstruction. trashing him is fun. don't hold back from doing more.

someone congratulate eel for the 360 1 votes he sees today! makes me feel i've gone full circle, 360 degrees. time to retire? this should be reported on the AC360 news show.

He thought he would get away Scot Free because he is (was) the President which means he is given plenary powers to declassify documents. So he has committed no crime. Plus, they were also completely secure in his safe room ... unlike the tens of thousands of E mails that were routed thru the unsecure server in Hillie's Powder Room, unlike the tens of thousands of E-mails she erased .. and unlike the thousands of Classified docs on the floor of Joe's garage

What a piece of shіt!

Love Stan Rogers, Love Northwest Passage, Don't quite understand the song. Flows super well, though

Love this, 5/5/5 rating.

And the steering wheel's on the wrong side, too.

same, to be honest...

If you had any doubts as to who submitted what, compare this entry with the Village Idiot's entry for the day. This is so well done in every respect, while the other is merely another rehash of one of his previous "parodies". I can't believe he had the audacity to post under Porfle's name. Maybe he just wanted to see what positive votes looked like.

Au Contraire, Author guy, the 1951 “Beat the Clock” parodies will return tomorrow in an even greater and more absurd form! We’ll introduce Joe Morrison and Helen Twelvetrees into the mix, double the number of Boy Scouts, and we’ll have dozens of new animals. Also we will be featuring different assistants each week so the parodies don’t get boring. But until then, you’ll just have to imagine what we’re going to have in store for you on Thursday. It’s going to be GREAT.

Looks like the bogus 13 votes have subsided. Not sure though!

I think it's really me. Not too sure these days!

closer to the record with 287 at the moment. get me to that record, then may our digital unibomber commit virtual suicide as unabomber Ted committed actual suicide in prison a few days ago.

Thank, Author. Most appreciated. CML, I wanted to see a Warriors-Celtic rematch...maybe next year.

CML is right. TCOP doesn't post comments under his author name. Busted.

Ooops, my math is wrong. Heat won only one game. But how in the world can a leg weary team go to a gym that is a mile high in altitude and win ... and then they go back to the one city that is the polar opposite of Denver and lose both games?? I think the answer lies with Denver. They assumed the NBA Title was in the bag and lost their intensity

Thats a TAD unkind for the first 8th seed to win 2 games in the Finals, dont you think, Great One? Sure, they choked at the end, but thats how Championships are won and lost. When everything is on the line, one side chokes a little less

Now is this here that REAL Porfle feller, or is it more of that no good Porfle fakin troll whos been a-plagueing our site. If this be the real Porfle, he'll be a-knowin how to respond

What?! No 300 Scouts!?

Hey JAB nice to see one of the most talented authors back. You deserve GENUINE 555 votes

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer-swilling hockey nut!

Well, Troll, I considered the possibility that it could be TCOP for about a picofraction of a nanosecond .. but you blew it with the fake TCOP post

i realized we have a digital unabomber or unibomber here, bombing with 1's. if 338 is the record for Phil's parody, i'm over 100 short right now, so come on, unibomber, get to work!

you forgot The Sandman. looks safe to say that the person responsible for the 1-bombs isn't an anti-Semite.

18 views and 26 1's. I must have under performed..

it doesn't mean negative numbers in some instances, and multiple posters are affected, but i tend to think it's a bot.

i thought this might be about Netanyahu.

1.This is definitely not the real Porfle Popnecker 2. For Your Information's comment is disparaging to both old people and autistic people.

I'm a Canadian and approve this message. Would you mind if I tried this out on karaoke night?

Explain this to me. If we're going with the theory that CoP's cache-clearing causes certain reactions, why would it necessarily mean negative numbers, and more importantly, why would it only affect one poster?

bet something started making me feel upset when I decided to get a joker shirt for myself. It wants me to just get mad at someone else.

My sincerest sympathies. I can see the_conqueror_of_parodies has already started early. I’ll try and give you 555 votes to help counteract the_conqueror_of_prarodies selfish behaviour.

It's not a record (yet) - http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/allansherman54.shtml

Yeah, I find it vaguely ironic that those complaining hardest about voter fraud are the ones who commit it here

i see 203 1 votes at this moment. is that a record? Conald asked that Georgia official to find him 11,780 votes. thankfully that official wasn't like the phony stuffing the box here.

It’s the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies and refreshing the page to generate the bogus 111 votes

No I'm not mad at you I'm frustrated with living on this earth and why I have to be so upset about everything if anything all the time.

guess you didn't like my button song, that's okay though. looks like I spent far too much time organizing it then wildcard got changed. Think this might be why I just feel a little upset today, I spent my time and all I could to try to make a good layout to put on this website. Hope I didn't waste my time on some stupid oversized website more then anything else.

at the moment i see 170 1 votes but only 78 views for this page. in what universe can that possibly be legit?

Don't quit your day job, Skippy!

wow, today i see 146 phony 1 votes with 5 genuine 5's. is it a Putin-backed bot in Russia making the 1 votes? i do think the Biden policies are worth continuing, certainly in comparison to the fascist alternative, and that is not hyperbole.

You going to Shoe a Fly you,ll need a Teeny Tiny Anvil Teeny Tiny Hammer a wee little fire and teeny weeny Horse Shoes for Flies

Wow, my response to Phil was completely erased,

Brimmer: Bribe’em-rimming bitϲhϲuntfuϲkѕlutwаtwhоrе.

Trunt: Tr**p c**t.

So you think this administration and its policies are worth continuing?

eel will split when he's good and ready, not at the urging of those who are so far up Conald's butt that they can't see straight. i'm well aware that many are so brainwashed by the creep that they will vote for him again even if he's incarcerated on election day, and he could win! that is, unless he does like Agnew and makes a deal to get out of politics if they drop charges.

I’m sure you think you’re striking a blow for your cause, but the odds that you’ll sway anyone’s opinions with your little tuneful tirades are about the same as most of us bailing on our regular meal routines and following Vegan Minstrel’s way of life. The same thing happened to another Marxist a few years back. “Dylan” wrote dozens of anti-Trump songs and was mostly ignored. He even went to the bulletin board section and threatened to leave…and was ignored again. Do yourself a favor and go back to Democratic Underground and tell them how you “showed them who’s boss”. But by all means, go.

Yes

Wow, what a whiny little сunt your little sock puppet is.

In fact I do understand the significance of this Boy Scout episode. I see one mention of it on the internet, and it appears to be the work of the same troll who floods our website with "parodies" about it. And even so, this little site only has a few hundred hits. Which means this show has ZERO significance ..... As for the comparison with Roxanne standing around in a skimpy outfit and drag shows for 1st grade children .. Unless Foxy Roxie was grinding her ass in every boy scout's face while carrying on like a lunatic, there IS no comparison.

L D .. I dont think there is anyone upstsairs who cares anymore. Nothing is ever done about certain things that are happening lately that are clearly harming the website. If we cant stop whoever is tampering with the vote system, why dont we get rid of it? And if they know who is doing this, why isnt he banned? .. And to the person who is doing this, you seem to have the mental agility of a monitor lizard. Everyone here clearly hates your guts for what you're doing .. and yet you keep doing it!!

This was pretty good. I’ll give you a headstart 555 before the_conqueror_of_parodies comes along and gives you all those fake 111 votes.

Like you fake your own 555 votes.

@L.D.Obblo - "after being 1-bombed by leftists"??

http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/authorInfo.php?authorFile=ldobblo

..which of your couple of dozen parodies has so suffered? Quit with your fake victim status, it's pathetic.

thanks for the comment

I'm not sure it's "programmed". I'm your political opposite and I quit voting on here years ago after being 1-bombed by leftists. Nearly every parody I write has close to 100% pacing, but those who didn't like the content 1-bombed that category as well, and one guy left a comment saying he wished he could leave negative numbers.

where's the solid proof that drags crave an audience of kids? seeing nothing but 1's for this parody is absurd. this is a quality parody, even though i'm saying so myself.

disregard the negative votes because someone has obviously programmed the system to trash particular writers who he or she might be envious of. genuine 5's from eel to you.

I wish someone could explain how one single person has this amazing ability to affect everyone else's scores, Why does it only happen when he cleans out his cookies? By this point, I'd think there would have been numerous complaints to board management, such as it is, asking them to address the issue,

Well it looks like the_conqueror_of_parodies is on the rampage cleaning out the cookies as usual. The voting system is totally redundant now thanks to the_conqueror_of_parodies

"Who would miss a party given by Lord Salisbury?"

https://tinyurl.com/bddm8ab8

Hilarious. Also, I want to poop in Diane Sawyer’s mailbox.

Half-naked people near children — where has that been done before? Oh, right — in 1951, when 300 Boy Scouts were near “Roxanne” on “Beat the Clock”. The “drag queen children’s shows” are NOTHING new — it has its roots in that 1951 television broadcast, just like every other aspect of American culture. You have nobody else to blame but CBS for doing the precursor to modern drag shows in 1951. Here’s a thought — since you obviously don’t care about this rare television broadcast, then you will NEVER understand the significance of that 1951 broadcast. The topic may have been overdone on this site but it needs to be discussed in a scholarly fashion.

NONE of the “geezer music” parodies are supposed to make any sense. They have intentionally been written that way so the autistic users on this board can understand it.

among us that’s pretty sus ngl.

A DEVONIAN band to be specific.

Ironic that you want to drink coke when…..”I told my dad it was the Pepsi”

one of the reasons that I am not here I'm through

I can say that it is NOT "The Conqueror Of Parodies" because he and I have had many friendly interactions here since coming to AIR in 2000 (positive and constructive comments, ratings, virtual contests etc.). I consider him a virtual friend. I have been uno-bombed consistently on my works that have been critical of the right--that is assuredly not TCOP's wheelhouse. And I am also certain that this "Porfle Popnecker" commenting here is not the genuine PP--he never had this type of attitude towards other longtime submitters. We can assume that this Fake PP would have to be the perpetrator of spammed votes, because they are going out of their way to comment on these bombed parodies--which ALWAYS seem to be the same writers with a leftist POV. You think you are awesome Fake PP for using technology to f*** with people. This website has turned to crap thanks to asshats like you, Fake PP.

Dealmakers .. Done by 45. Very Good

I googled ricearoni parody and wasn't disappointed. 5 outta 5 easily

ROSES ARE RED,VIOLETS ARE BLUE,LETS ALL COOK BARNEY,AND MAKE DINO STEW

Ask not why children shouldn't see drag queens; ask why drag queens crave an audience of children.

And to Eel Deal. Aside from that one minor quibble, good parody

Dont take cheap shots at a segment of the viewers here. This is one person doing this 13 up votes or down votes routine. And I can back up Bob From Dayton. This sort of thing was happening as early as late 2014 for me, and Im a right winger. ...... And if someone is doing this from the right, I'll say it again ... Pretty please with sugar on top, stop this stupid sh*t!! You are helping nobody with this. All you are doing is harming the website

Look at today's submissions. Nearly everyone has a set of 111 votes yet the_conqueror_of_parodies is the one with all the 555 votes. Put two and two together yet?

I don't know how long C.o.P. has had these alleged abilities, but that should be addressed by the board's owners. OTOH, I can still find parodies I'd written over 10 years ago where I got all 1's and they left comments to the effect that they wished they could input negative numbers. This despite the pacing being near 100%, something I always strive for.

Is there anybody here who still monitors submissions? Porfle Popnecker is one of the most gifted parodist to show ever show up at Amiright. But we're allowing this unfunny dumbsh*t of troll to harass him and drive him away? This person DID say he was thru with Amiright. Lets hold him to his word

Awww, iddums not getting enough hugs? Your co-wokist Michael Pacholek and a few other lefties started this #$%@ years ago. Ask me how I know. In the meantime, put on your Che t-shirt, count your participation trophies and have your mom bring you some more Hot Pockets.

Wow Fred, you not only can't write anything original, let alone clever, but now you're doing it under other members' names? I didn't know who today's obsession was, so I Googled him. Guess what I found? CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.[...] Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket. It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for. Great choice!

NOOOOOOOOO.......

Well done! Too bad the AI Maga-Russian 1 Bot got ya ;-(

Original song title is of course We Will Rock You (not We Will, We Will Rock You) so my parody title shouldn't begin with the extra We Will (don't know why I did that!)

OK PP, if that actually is the real PP, you're making an accusation and from the last comment a baseless one rather than something with any kind of evidence to back it up. Motive? Ah, maybe it's whoever's posting that kind of accusation & pretending to be PP who is responsible for the voter fraud. I'd love to get my hands on the IIS logs & see what source addresses match for posts and votes (and parodies).

...says the guy who — clearly — has no appreciation of this user’s so-called “geezer music”, and therefore does not have the authority to comment that way about him.

Let’s start finding surviving Boy Scouts that appeared on this show and give them the Medal of Freedom. Onward, and yonward, and tally-ho!

I had the opportunity to attend this event last year, but I decided to help pick up dog poop instead. Looks like I made the right choice.

If you think that is strange, consider the name of vocalist of the tune being parodied, “Take This Little Rose”: DICK DICKSON.

What’s the criteria for counting comments about this broadcast anyway? It’s as simple as the day is long; any comment on a parody of the broadcast, or any comment whatsoever about this broadcast, adds to the total number of comments about it. Our next goal is 500 comments. Who wants to help take on that task?

My God, this was hilarious.

“Okay, let’s count the rows of our students to check if everyone’s at class today. Row 1, everyone’s there. Same for Rows 2 and 3. And now we go to...Student, why are your pants wet?” “...I was thinking about that assistant on “Beat the Clock”, and I got too excited.” “Learn to control it next time, okay? Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Row 4, everyone is there. And now at Row 5...oh, no. You have wet pants too?” “Sorry, I think about that assistant on “Beat the Clock” so much.” “Very well, then. And finally, at row 6, let’s see what we have here...oh, come on! All the boys in this row have been affected by it again. Let me guess: the assistant on Beat the Clock?” “No, it was my father’s collection of pictures from the 1930s!”

Thank you for letting us start appearing again in your parodies. Looking forward to what you come up with.

310 comments about the 1951 “Beat the Clock” show featuring 300 Boy Scouts reached on 6/3/2023 at 8:05 P.M. EST.

Okay; wanna post again without the sarcasm?

Also, the person that decided to invite 300 Boy Scouts onto “Beat the Clock” was a FREAKING GENIUS. And now there’s a comment for each individual Boy Scout that appeared, what a hoot!

Sad that all these people wasted time by bringing the number of comments about this broadcast to 300, to try to match the number of Boy Scouts that appeared on this program. And it was all for nothing...

To Phil Alexander, when I want your lip, I'll ask for it. Thank you.

@PP - What makes you so sure it's TCOP? Given the nature of those who get 13x 5s or 1s, it seems to me far more likely to be a US right-winger, & TCOP is an Aussie if memory serves. Just because he's been getting lots of 5s doesn't mean he's the vote fraudster: it's the same people every time, irrespective of how good the parody is or even what it's about.

Well it looks like the_conqueror_of_parodies has targeted your parody by cleaning out the cookies to give you a set of bogus 111 votes. Never mind I'll cheer you up by giving you a genuine 555 vote as I actually liked this.

The bogus 111 votes are not by AI. They are caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to give everyone else bogus 111 votes while he gives himself bogus 555 votes. Note he thinks he is so high and mighty he won't even say thanks to someone who leaves a nice comment on his parodies.

I don’t really care much for these parodies but I do like that we were able to reach 300 comments and all.

Thanks for reaching 300 comments about this show, everyone. George & Germaine Briant will be back on Monday and Sally Eilers will take over for Roxanne. Also, Helen Twelvetrees will make an appearance.

Not sure if I should feel confused or happy about helping to bring the comment count to this point. Maybe I will just be neutral about it, it’s so much easier that way.

“Ooh la la!”, indeed!

300 comments about the 1951 “Beat the Clock” show featuring 300 Boy Scouts surpassed on 6/3/2023 at 1:35 P.M. EST.

...300 COMMENTS REACHED!!! That is correct, after almost a year, we have finally reached THREE HUNDRED COMMENTS about this broadcast on AmIRight!!! Which means that there is now one comment for each individual Boy Scout that appeared on that show. Thanks to all of the AmIRight users that made this historic moment possible, including: Arch Vile, Callmelennie, Duc4AmIRight, Libby, Phil Ossifer, Porfle Popnecker, Take Two Records, and of course, the person who started it all...George&GermaineBriantFan. Thank you all!

I’ve been wondering when that elephant is gonna come back. We have got to see how the next elephant stunt turns out. And on that note...

Actually we have lived the happiest lives of anyone on Planet Earth! We watched this episode every day of our lives, and it got better every single time. We may have lost most of our hearing after hearing those stupid Boy Scouts cheering eight billion times, but each time we hear, “Boy, you’re terrific cheesecake!”, we’re immediately convulsed in laughter. So you see, it hasn’t been ALL sad...

Goodness, no! This broadcast was the greatest thing to ever occur, and I would never do anything to prevent the spread of the news of this broadcast. In fact, I am honored that one of my parodies has references to this historic program in its comments. Imagine the thoughts of middle school boys in 1951!

297 comments now! We are so close to hitting the 300 mark, everyone.

You are an extremely sick person. Your obsession with 300 Boy Scouts is not only absurd, it is wrong and illegal. It’s no better than child trafficking. Do you have elaborate set-ups of this broadcast at your home for personal pleasure? You belong in a psychiatric ward, since you have refused to give up this disgusting obsession.

Interesting. I’ve seen parodies of this subject talking about wet dreams, but none of them have directly mentioned ejaculation. Maybe it’s best that they don’t directly reference it.

Thanks for your comments all. The 300 Boy Scouts would have appreciated it, if they didn’t stop choking their chickens.

Oh, I’m so sorry! I will bring you two back to my parodies when they return on Monday. And I will also trade Roxanne for Sally Eilers. This will give the 300 Boy Scouts even more interesting wet dreams. Thank you for the comment!

Read his comment again: “...row naming would have been interesting to know about in 1951, because of how famous “Beat the Clock”‘s main assistant (“Roxanne”) was. Virtually nobody that year was not aware of her existence. And seeing as 300 Boy Scouts were put near a scantily clad assistant, which I think most people that already know about this broadcast have forgot, it makes perfect sense to try to connect it to row naming in a school, filled with students who would have no doubt been thinking about said assistant on “Beat the Clock”.” His comment was logical and factual. Quit trying to prevent the spread of this broadcast.

It’s now 291 comments on this site about the greatest broadcast show ever. 9 comments left until we reach 300, we can do this by midnight!

First I make the first comment on this parody in nearly 13 years. Then someone comes in to talk about an obscure television broadcast featuring 300 Boy Scouts, attempting to compare it to the subject of this parody. And finally, he writes, “you do not understand the significance of putting 300 Boy Scouts near a scantily clad assistant. It is something that has never been done anywhere else at any other time in human history, and it is worth writing about.”

Stop submitting crap, Fake Porfle

Wow, seriously?

Good job copy/pasting the infinity symbol from Google, Take Two Records.

No, scratch that: it was ∞ dB.

Someone ought to determine how many decibels this cheering was. I bet it was 999,999,999 dB. That could be a new record.

Introducing AmIRight’s latest fixation, Celebrity Time with Conrad Nagel. Can’t wait to read the next eight “parodies” about yet another obscure television show. OTOH, the votes speak for themselves.

WTH is this? Not a parody, Porfle!

Make sure you NEVER return to AmIRight with your proxy “parodies” about 300 Boy Scouts ever again.

Just out of curiosity, is Duc4AmIRight’s (Captain Copy/Paste) username named after a duck? Also I want a clarification of the name, Van S A’Parody. Who are you trying to not offend, and why are you not one of “them”? No one on this forum understands that, so I want clarification from both of you. At least George&GermaineBriantFan, who just recently retired, was obvious with his username.

“Just hang my Roxanne ... You had Bud Collyer to see.” Now that Fedora Fred has proved his cowardice by leaving the site, it’s up to you to keep on discussing this broadcast for as long as this board continues to exist. What obscure, long-dead celebrity are you going to mention next? Helen Twelvetrees, Arline Judge or Marion Davies? How about that radio segment of a talk show host pretending to be a cowboy? Heck, why not even pick up his Irving Aaronson “parodies”? The only thing that will stop you now is the expiration of the AmIRight domain.

Please explain to us WHY you haven’t mentioned us in your parodies in over two months. We are as essential to knowing about this show as that 11-year-old boy’s line about cheesecake. If that was how he reacted to “Roxanne”, imagine how he would have reacted to Carolle Lombard as a Mack Sennett girl! Anyway, all we ask is that you kindly bring us back into your lovely parodies, and trade “Roxanne” for Sally Eilers instead. That way there’s actually some variety when these Boy Scouts choke their chickens.

Here, I thought this was going to be a parody of Fedora Fred’s favorite ever song, Rhythm Steps by Herbie Kay. Maybe somebody else can make that work.

Come on, everybody! 281 comments about the show on this site so far! Let’s have 19 more so the number of comments can equal the number of Boy Scouts that appeared on this show, it’s not that hard!

The greatest moment in television history.

Can this top Metallica's live version? This is good.

I never saw him play, but I saw him on the sidelines saw him on the sidelines coaching for both New England and Toronto as they played the New York Red Bulls the last few years. A nice tribute.

Not quite as gut wrenching as the original (;-D) but hey, its still a story that needs to be told

Not very familiar with the OS (Original Song), but this was goofy enough for the title sub for me to rank a 555.

Hey, I actually know this one! Here's 555 pounds of dough to make some really b****in' bread!

I have my fear of ducks Scrooge McDuck Darkwing Duck Plucky Duck Maui Mallard Psyduck (Pokémon) Golduck (Pokémon) Negaduck Ducklett (Pokémon) Bushroot Daffy Duck I can't stand watching these waterfowls at all

Nice

Well, good! (gives you 5's and leaves)

Hark, the Harold angels ding; glory to the deposed king

Love it! Sorry the AI ones bot got you ;-(

Oh, thank goodness Sacred Heart St. Joseph Church is back this year with another rehash of its garbage proxy fundraiser. Once again the only thing that will be of note this year will be its inflatables, where you can go on them and have your development arrested forever. OTOH, the attendance will speak for itself.

The greatest moment in broadcast history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90

i like being thought of as "enlightened" rather than "woke" beecause it sounds more intelligent. as for horror, dairy is indeed scary when closely analyzed.

What of his pieces did he lose

So what do you think?

Good riddance to the absolute WORST “parodist” to ever grace this site.

I can't stop laughing at the thought of "woke" little you reviling someone for being a "dairy drinker". The horror, the horror.

Is this the real Porf? ... Is this just fantasy ... Plagued by a dumb troll .... who's detached from reality

Enough with the false accusations, Fake Porfle

exactly, PP. while not seeing it as funny is understandable due to the meaning reflecting an awful truth, the pacing is decent and deserving of better votes.

Welcome to Amiright! Nice to see some newbies here! 555

Must be a healthy lifestyle being a vegan

Looks like TCOP is on the rampage cleaning out the cookies to give everyone multiple 111 votes

Wow! Why eleven 111 votes? This was pretty good!

Sad that this is the end. Your parodies were absolutely amazing. Good luck on your future endeavors, George&GermaineBriantFan. Your namesake couple would have been so happy for you.

I am leaving AmIRight permanently. Please do not forget my entries, and how they changed the site forever. Goodbye.

Cml....no state would outright ban qbortions? ..hahahahahahahahahaha! Tell me another! Like Hilary's emails...oh stop it...

I liked it. 555

Nice to see your enthuiasm about scouts ongoing! 555

@ CML -- Thanks, I was hoping someone would pick up on that! :D

But what if this CURRENT iteration of Porfle is the troll and the so called previous "troll" is the ACTUAL PORFLE??? .. How would we KNOW? ... One possible hint -- the true Porfle would never parrot that tired BS unfunny talking point about the Conqueror of Parodies cleaning out his cookies, whatever the fark that even means

@ JAB - It IS really good, but I didn't post the above comment. There's a troll going around posting as me.

Thanks much, Porfle.

I've been posting in MY sleep!

Oh joy, somehow the relentless rest home rotter's Depends leaked yet another reprise of his favorite hoboes-with-oboes tune onto the board. OTOH, Greta Thunberg would be proud of all the recycling you've done: same old song, same old subjects, ad infinitum. Just out of curiosity, does your dictionary even have listings for "originality" or "wit"? I ask because most others try to work those into their parodies, but hey, you do you.

@Phil - Thanks, it's odd running across comments that I didn't make and wondering if I've been posting in my sleep!

This is really good. The votes mean nothing anymore because the_conqueror_of_parodies cleans out the cookies to mess with other people’s scores. I will give this a genuine 555

on the bread bags you can see a long-haired guy holding a guitar. maybe we can get him to perform the parody.

True dat, @Thought. I'm still trying to find the right complimentary song about Republicans. Unless you think "I won't vote red" counts.

Stop cleaning out the cookies to give yourself and everyone else 72 bogus 555 or 111 votes.

Neither party cares about people, just how they could be or stay in power. Democrats usually fool people better so that's why they're more successful

Hi Jeff in Richmond VA. Thanks for the unobombing vote. Keep on believing that incomplete narrative. I forgot to add #Forcethedebate

I dont generally comment on your threads, but this is hilarious. So five loaves of Dave's Bread .. at a discount price .. to you

Oh, thank goodness AmIRight has set the bar this low for what constitutes as a “parody”, between this and the parodies about that certain obscure television broadcast from 1951. Thank you AmIRight!

Great title!

Thanks for your comments all! 273 comments about the show on this site so far! Let’s do 27 more so the number of comments can equal the number of Boy Scouts that appeared on this show, what a hoot!

@PP - happens to me on a fairly regular basis. The stupid troll cadre on amiright for the past few years has been a little tiresome.

@ eel -- Thanks! And just for the record, someone has been going around posting comments under my name lately. Nothing I can do about it. Hope this isn't happening to anyone else.

my sense of humor must be even sicker than Su's since i've been singing the chorus lately.

God bless the Briants!

I swear I did not write the above post with my name on it, unless I did it in my sleep. Weird!

I thought we had already stopped discussing this? This broadcast is just as crappy as it was 72 years ago. Nothing you say will change that, and eight billion “parodies” won’t change that either. Please stop talking about this show, stop bringing up long-dead celebrities, pack up your scratchy records and move on.

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AMAZING!!! Your greatest parody title yet!!

Porfle Popnecker, that’s a good point. Some of the pictures Carole Lombard took as a Mack Sennett player in 1927-28 were among the most sensational she ever posed for. But only “Roxanne” could have attracted 300 Boy Scouts. That is often overlooked, unfortunately. What other young woman could have accomplished this at any other point in history? Phil Ossifer might want to think about that.

Well, what else could have fired up the neurons of 300 Boy Scouts than a young woman? Doesn’t matter if it was “Roxanne”, Sally Eilers or even Germaine Briant, I can’t think of anything else that would work in such a way. One of these days, Phil Ossifer will realize that this broadcast was far from “crappy”. Let us hope that this day comes soon.

Thanks Take Two Records for your comments!

Today’s great line: “Boy scouts may come your way...But Roxanne's here to stay”. At least Carole Lombard never had 300 Boy Scouts yelling near her, which, unfortunately, was the case with “Roxanne” on this broadcast. Oh, and BRING BACK THE BRIANTS!!

@ Susanna -- Thanks, so do I!

@ I've done one or two over the years, i.e. "Baby Parts." I don't really consider this subject to be political in the regular sense.

Probably a big fan of wife beating, too, PF. .... And tell Susie V that I've got a eulogy for Tina based on "Proud Mary". I'm not biggest fan of Tina, but did I ever love that song!

Bro this song is fire 🔥 extend it pls

This should go in the "Dude, not funny!" category, but fortunately I have a sick sense of humour. Fives.

Someone must really hate Tina Turner.

Well. this is new. I dont recall you ever staking out a political position in a parody before

I havent been so touched by a Elvis parody since Ilya Preskiy's " In The Gulag" .... And his Babooshka cries

And she's rising (RI-sing) .. ri-SING (RI-sing) Ri-sing to the heavens (A-rising to the He-veans ......)

Its amazing .. the outpouring of feelings from women I know who were Tina's age, including sisters and cousins of mine over Tina's passing. She had a deeply affecting story, thats for sure.

wow, seeing 39 1's for this today makes me believe that people who don't like seeing an artist parodied upon her death are the same types who think that only prayer and not legislation is appropriate after a mass killing. an artist's exit day is actually a great day to direct attention to an important issue since it will tend to attract views.

Poopy parody

wow, a genuine like! vegans are masters of their poo, yes?

Tina's exit at 83 yesterday lead to this parody. would she have been proud of it? all the best artists can't stand Conald.

Of all times to use a Tina Turner song. It's almost like you're asking me to do a tribute song for her. Do better.

Not great. 111

Simply the worst parody. 111

I liked it. My 555 vote is genuine.

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I take back every dumb thing I said about Arnold! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsETTn7DehI

personally i identify with the line "keep me free from birth" in the George Harrison song "Give Me Love", seeing birth in the material world as gross, so being purged as a young fetus lacking sentience wouldn't bother me.

the discussion sure isn't moot for the 10 year old Ohio rape victim forced to leave the state for an abortion, or for other Ohio rape victims who threatened suicide, or for women with cancer who couldn’t terminate their pregnancies and also couldn’t get cancer treatment while they were pregnant, or for women whose fetuses had severe abnormalities or other conditions that made a successful pregnancy impossible. They couldn’t get abortions in Ohio.

CML, you're deflecting again, and why make it racist? Yes, there were groups of Muslims in Rotherham who did that sort of thing, but that behaviour is not unique to Muslim men (I believe the stats show that the proportions of men convicted for this sort of thing is pretty similar across race lines - and if you think grooming and gang rape hasn't happened in the US you are frankly far more simpleminded than even I would take you for). But that's irrelevant: you're really not very good at reading/understanding what people have written, are you?

Of course I read where you wrote "this situation shouldn't come up, NOT IN THE USA AT LEAST", because that was exactly what I was addressing: your naive belief that because it shouldn't, it doesn't. And on those occasions where systems fail victims (you really think your government organizations are perfect in this regard?) what kind of heartless sociopath would take the view that because it "shouldn't" happen, the child must be forced to carry her pregnancy to term? If the point is moot for the reasons you give, why did you call eel deal's comment a strawman, rather than simply agreeing?

@CML. Lol.

BTW, much of this discussion is moot as there is no state where a total ban on abortion with no exceptions for rape or incest or health of the mother would survive the legislative process or a governor's veto. The support for abortion in those instances is too widespread everywhere in the US. The question would always be how far along in the pregnancy do we draw the line for these exceptions

So Phil, did you not catch where I said, "this situation shouldn't come up, NOT IN THE USA AT LEAST". That's because Im aware of the Rotherham type horrors of systemic grooming and gang rapes of young white English girls by Muslims. So, in the case of England, I might be accused of rose colored outlook, by thats because of an unbelievable betrayal of the native population by the govt. .... In the US that hasnt happened so any rape incident of a preteen or adolescent girl would be noticed by the child's parent or teacher and would be reported. There would be a drastic change in the girls behaviour that would be noticed. I know because I raised a daughter who endured that year. And since we are talking about US law, the situation in the US is the only one that matters. And who are you to accuse me of lacking understanding of such a situation. I raised a daughter, how about you?

Technically, the original is entitled "The Ballad of Barry And Freda" rather than "Let's Do It" :-) (I suspect I am the only other person to parody this song on amiright.. twice, anyway)

Lots of fun, a super parody to one of the all-time best comedy songs, ever :-)

Looks like the_conqueror_of_parodies has been giving you all 111 votes as usual...

I liked it. Nice job.

I made a mistake in my header. Victoria Wood’s original was “Let’s Do It”.

Did you see the headline in today's CML Report, Arch ... Feinstein Retirement Decision Called "No Brainer".

Can't help but think this is a partial tribute to sentor Diane Feinstein. Well done.

I must tell you, I strongly resemble this parody . This definitely gets a .. Oh, whats that number we use when we really like a parody?

CML, a strawman is misrepresenting your opponent's argument - he's not doing that. Someone saying "Democrats want to allow abortion up to the end of the third trimester", now, that *would* be a strawman, right?

If your rose-tinted view of what happens after a gang rape always happens and always works, then what happens regarding abortion afterwards would be irrelevant, but he's not a misrepresenting what you're saying. The humane view would be "a pregnancy should not happen after something like that, but if it does we will be understanding"; deluding yourself that it never happens so any young girl in that position gets no understanding and is forced to carry her baby to term is frankly disgusting.

Everyone else? Like, all two of you?

where was I, bad on the phone b b b b b bad. I give another one bites the dust the star today for hearing the words and instruments and stuff. There seems to be a lot of people besides me who think this one implant I've got on my right ear now is crappy. It seems that even if one ear is deaf and the other ear is almost deaf as well, it's still to strong. Now that I'm deaf in both ears and have some broken bone, I need that much extra alto tone in me. I'm going to say that at my appointment that it's just to strong for people that only need some help.

A Funny song a Very Funny Song

Don't worry about all the 111 votes. Its only the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out all the cookies to give himself fake 555 votes and everyone else fake 111 votes.

I do comment on your parodies. Please acknowledge this comment.

Cleaning out the cookies to give yourself fake 555 votes as always?!

I liked this. Please reply if you read this Duc4Amiright.

I am now deaf in both ears, but I think now that everything in one of my implants now isn't going to make everything sound like Charley Browns teacher any more.

Aw look. The MAGA-f***s got twiggered by the BAD, BAD parody about Rudy. Oh, my oh my.

good!

You're tossing out a straw man. There is absolutely no one on the right who is unsympathetic to this. Its just that this problem is dealt with within hours of the report of this event by sending the girl to an ER for treatment. And one of the remedial acts is always evacuation of semen from the vagina. ALWAYS! ... So the need for the abortion remedy should never come up, not in the USA at least. Why would this notional 13 year old delay reporting this event,or, at the very least seek treatment for it ... Now, a more difficult problem is incest, because the victim may believe she must hide the crime, so abortion may be the only solution. Why is why ALL states would carve out an exception for incest. Religious people can justify it by saying the act of procreation was sinful and illegitimate and that the mental health of the mother comes first

someone please say that it's understandable to have an early abortion of an embryo that is the result of brutal gang rape of a 13 year old girl.

This is an excellent parody of "Stairway" to be sure, but I cant its the greatest, because there are innumerable great parodies of "Stairway". Thats because it is not only an all time great song, but its also THE most overplayed song ever. Dont call me on this, cause I was THERE, man. I was in high school when it came out, and the only way to avoid hearing "Stairway" was to turn your car radio off. My high school once held a "No Stairway" Monday, where everyone "vowed" not to turn on their car radios so nobody would hear the song ... The point is the recognition factor is off the charts, so any good treatment makes me laugh

Oops sorry I didn’t see that

Is ‘butter’ a typo?

i have to admit that the Krsna religion does view abortion as sinful. it sees us in the "Kali Yuga" which is an era of spiritual decadence. this is a quote from one of their pages: "now most of the children being born are 'unwanted children'. This has created a hellish world"

Your best effort yet. I liked it!

daily mass killings (with no action taken to correct that) are solid evidence of this world's insanity. maybe nature did abort me in the miscarriage my mother had before i was born. i remember the founder of the Hare Krsnas saying that people shouldn't be bringing people into this material plane. if already here as an actual human (not a pre-human embryo), his religion views suicide as not only sinful but as leading to a state of being where all human desires continue without the ability to have them satisfied. that awful possibility steers me away from suicide.

In previous comment, #4 was my oldest sister. So the Q here is "How many couples nowadays would continue once they finally had a girl after 3 boys. I would say, in these times, less than 1%

OMG, I know of endless numbers of people my age who would have never come into being if the current attitudes towards abortion and families were prevalent back then. My mother had COPD and asthma and yet had 9 babies. How many families would have gone on after the first girl baby (#4). Then she had two miscarriages after me (#6) and then three more in her late Thirties. These last three were distinct threats to her health, and in these days would have been certain candidates for non-existence ..... One Sister in Law was a surprise teen pregnancy who completely disrupted her parents educational plans .. a certain candidate for an abortion in these times.

Agree with above comment. How would they like it if it had happened to them and they never got to live their lives

When I hear anyone arguing for abortion, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

I didn't (promote this song with a straight face)! The gibberish between the yodelling sounded to me like that town in Wales with the really long place name... & who'd have thunk it, it's got exactly the same number of syllables, so I thought I'd be failing in my duty if I didn't get that into a song!

Really really good. Much better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies (aka bobpiecheese) writes. Probably Agrimorfee will stick his beak in sticking up for TCOP.

THE absolutely worst piece of "music" to ever disgrace a vinyl disk, featuring a guitar riff that wouldn't challenge the skill of a day care center guitarist. How anyone could have promoted that song with a straight face is beyond our powers of comprehension

That's perspective's not available to anyone who's not been born yet. Until you've been aborted yourself, you have no moral standing to support aborting others. Also, if this temporal sphere is "an insane world" as you say, may I ask what's preventing you from leaving it? This ain't the Hotel California, you know: here, the policy is that you can check out any time you like, but then you can never come back.

Beset by heart trouble and financial worries, Ben Pollack killed himself in 1971. He died of "Asphyxia due to hanging", when he "Hanged Self From Shower Curtain Rod With Belt". You may recall it was his attachment to his singer, Doris Robbins, instead of his band, that was partly responsible for his band members forming their own group. Robbins later divorced Pollack, which may have been a factor in his suicide.

Well done!

Great job!

Great job! 555

CanningQueen, that did not make sense whatsoever! Try reading Afarcewon's lyrics again. Wednesday, May 17th, 2023.

seeing 8 5's for that today convinces me that conservatives have some sort of death grip on reviews here. how about the perspective that it can be better to be kept from entering an insane world?

Curse you George and Germaine

Maybe they should take on the second greatest moment in broadcast history — when Gary McNamara said “Yee-haw!” while talking about his last day of high school on the “Red Eye Radio” program.

We were all that at one point. Good parody

I think this'll probably be the album cover... https://www.cix.co.uk/~philbo/pix/Stairlift.gif

This may be the best "Stairway" parody I've seen on here. Well done!

@CML - you're deflecting. No, nobody was saying anything of the sort. Just that your insistence that Joe is senile while still thinking Trump is compos mentis is a huge double-standard.

Like many others, I don't think Biden was even close to the best choice for president, just that he was an order of magnitude better - more intelligent, less self-serving, less divisive, less of a global joke - than the previous incumbent. That 2024 is shaping up like a re-run is a fundamental failure of spine in both major political parties over there.

One of the hallmarks of a great parody song is masterful phonetics - lyrics that sound similar to the original song’s while making sense and being funny. This one’s got it all! Excellent job!

BTW, the bit about Muhammad in diapers was a joke. As any Islamic scholar worth his salt knows, there were no diapers available in Pre Islamic Mecca. Diapers for infant prophets weren't a thing in Muslim department stores until the Fatimid anti- Caliphate in the 10th century

Are you saying I couldnt do as good a job as Joe in, say, The Middle East if I was Prez. Oh, I dont know .. I think at the very least I would have kept Saudi Arabia as an ally, as was the case for the previous EIGHTY YEARS! ........ Think about what ol Scranton Fariqin' Joe has done. First off, back when Trump was Pres, he basically accused the current ruler, Crown Prince Muhammad, of being a homicidal maniac just to score a cheap political point. Then as Pres, he sanctions a completely self sufficient nation the size of South America as if it were an island nation whose only export was fine cigars .. as opposed to things like oil and gas and wheat and fertilizers, which the whole world needs .... Then when the prices of oil rises, does he take restrictions off domestic oil to profit by it and ease shortages? Why no! What he does is take his TIN CUP over to Saudi and begs the same guy he called a homicidal maniac to raise production .... And in response to this world historic beclownery, the Crown Prince starts making nice with Iran. In other words a fundamentalist Sunni regime is now allying itself with a fundamentalist Shi'ite regime. And I must say, that hasnt happened in Islamic history since Muhammad was in diapers. So yeah, I think I could have prevented that from happening

He was in YOLO mode because he had sustained some head injuries riding a motorcycle, which was causing early onset of dementia. Couldnt remember the last name of his first girlfriend .... Jackie, whose Dad was an eye doctor, I think .. was how he put it

Sobering thought.

If you're talking about one of those 5000 guest floating cities that cruise the Caribbean .... A high school and Facebook acquaintance of mine went on one of those winter cruises in 2022 where he spent most nights playing Poker into the wee hours. Comes home and gets hit with Covid. About three weeks later we get a notice that he was gone ....... Not surprising that he didnt survive as he was living an YOLO lifestyle where he drank way too much and wasnt looking after his health at all

"I don't want no health food." But.... Aren't carrots healthy?

Three Stooges Curly puts glue on his Pancakes and glues his mouth shut

Did the Pepsi ad if anyone can remember

CML your pot is as black as the kettle you insist on calling out.

The list of songs parodied did not display. They are: Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day Bridge to Walkin' in Memphis - Marc Cohn Bridge to Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles Bridge to I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers Bridge to These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra Bridge to Walk This Way - Aerosmith/Run DMC Bridge to I'm Walking - Fats Domino Bridge to Stayin' Alive - BeeGees Bridge to I Can't Help Myself - Four Tops Back to Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

The Manister was "the man who can become a banister." This was useful sometimes, but not most of the time.

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Actually, (in my opinion) they were just annoying.

This parody was brought to you by the This Old House program on taxpayer-funded PBS stations, and of course, Viewers Like You. Thank you. Now go to bed, your grandkids are coming over in the morning.

“As I see it, I think that it’s a computerized application giving these votes.” ...says the guy who first started the topic on this site of an obscure television episode no one else has ever heard of, let alone cares about.

Now it’s 255 comments about the greatest broadcast show ever. 45 left to go...

If its an inside joke, its between no more than two people. Nobody else thinks this is funny. What's the essence of this joke, anyhow? ... Look, Ive done the least compelling song parody ever, because absolutely nobody recognizes the subject matter or the performer .. Oh check it out, now Ive done it ten times .. and now one hundred times .. Hey, me and this other guy are going for 300 now, what a hoot!

I really want Below Average Dave to return to this site. He was my best friend.

I miss Below Average Dave very much. He stood up for me very much back in my heyday

Phil, that is good insight on your part.

i thought the CNN interviewer did a decent job at that town hall correcting Conald's nonsense, but since the crowd was packed with right wing suckers, it gave the appearance that he did well. CNN might continue to lose viewership if it assumes the position of the "Centrist News Network" due to a shrinking center. MSNBC is doing much better because they clearly present Conald for what he actually is, a disgraced mega-liar who is awful for the nation on multiple levels.

And everyone said my poo parodies were offensive...

A talk show host saying “Yee-haw!” when talking about the last day of high school? File this under AmIRight’s latest and greatest fixation.

The point of parodying this subject to death was an attempt to locate a copy of the episode. The very earliest parodies from 2022 clearly pointed out that no known recordings of it were known to exist, contributing to its obscurity. When another user decided to take on the torch, it ended up becoming more absurd than it already was. Since no one attempted to stop it, this topic has become an inside joke on this site. And the last line in this parody, “simple as the day is long”, was in the OS that is being parodied. It’s a genius metaphor for the song/dance’s simplicity (though I admit they could have spent at least 15 more seconds working on that line).

I agree wholeheartedly with CML on this. What is the point of referencing the same obscure television broadcast over and over? To try to get any survivors to come forward? Also, the event itself is very suggestive, sexy assistants being near teenage Boy Scouts. (Not to mention that referencing their “wet dreams” is inappropriate.) Also, what the heck does the very last line, “Simple as the day is long!” have to do with anything? These tired parodies should have stopped permanently by Day 2, yet two people continue to spread the message about it to no avail. If any of our users had bothered to stop them we wouldn’t even be discussing this now.

All the 1 star scores have got to be from anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers. I though this was clever! Well done OP!

That’s exactly right, CML.

So this is what Amiright is going to be known for? Parodies of songs from a band nobody has ever heard of dealing with an incident nobody has ever heard of? Lets hope not

Original stanza II was something of a mess too. The Original Parody wanted to put out the idea that the FSB was just the ol' KGB in new rags, so I tried to keep that idea which caused problems. Russian/Ukrainian has completely different grammar and word order, so there'd be lots of little non fluency errors. This person did well; three stanzas with no errors

Extraordinary rhymes from the greatest parod-er! LOL at the sly ending!

Had the odd pacing issue (e.g. verse 2 needs a couplet rhyming with "fame", maybe:
If you try disputin' Putin
Then you've just yourself to blame
)
..but fun :-) A bit surprised the usual suspect 1-bombed it: I guess it turns out they're a Putin fan as well as a Trump one

Thanks for your comments. I’ll consider it.

Everyone who rated this all 1s is Russian or otherwise supports the Ukraine invasion

You're so damn hypocritical, CML: an instance of Trump being coherent (I'll even take your word that it wasn't Trump's usual verbal porridge) and you say he's ok, ignoring the bumbling incoherence that he displays most of the time; but I guess Biden's verbal slips are much more evident, though, because most of the time he speaks in actual sentences.

I dont have to scream about Joe's dementia; the thing fails to speak for itself. I think we should invoke the legal theory of "Tard Ipsa Loquitur" -- "The Tardation Speaks for Itself" and call it a career for Bumblin', Mumblin', Stumblin' Joe. ..... And if Trump is demented explain how he chewed up and spit out a CNN "journalist" at a town hall a few days ago

CML screams "DEMENTIA!" about Biden but completely ignores his Orange Fuehrer's senior moments--https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-speech-veterans-student-debt-isis-a9074261.html

It's not so hard to believe that there's one or possibly two who clear their cookies and vote multiple times. The massive irony is they're the one(s) complaining loudest about imaginary voter fraud.

it was nice to learn that Pat Benatar stopped performing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" as a contribution to the protest against gun violence.

it's hard to believe that 99% of reviewers are Republicans. something seems fishy with that.

This is even funnier in hindsight now that Tempur Sealy has bought Mattress Firm. I am sure Captain Copy/Paste will have a field day writing about the Tempur Sealy/Mattress Firm deal. Or better yet, he should take on that “Red Eye Radio” segment about the last day of high school. That way there’s actually something funny to read.

And what DID he say, you may well ask .... To hell with Putin (Путин) and the imbeciles, who arranged this

^^^^^What he said

actually there are some kale chips with good flavor, and isn't it the meat that is always flavored with plant spices to make it palatable?

К черту Путина и придурков, которые это устроили

Interesting: “Meat” is evil, but look how many items you mentioned that are flavored to taste like meat. Why? ‘Cuz nobody really likes kale.

Everyone who rated this all 1s is a Republican.

Hrushtshiov.

I love this song

The greatest advertisement in television history.

Chopped liver.

Funskiy Fact: Khrushchev name is actually pronounced Hrushchyoff, which if you think of it, tracks "ol' Flat Top, even better than you could possibly imagine. Even CML was unaware of this (Not). That "Kh" is a type of "hard H" So what this means is that NOBODY in the West ever pronounced his name correctly, even back in the day when he and JFK almost destroyed all life on the plane during the Cuban Missile Misunderstanding. In fact, they always made TWOmistakes. ....... And as for plotter #3, his name was Alexander Shelepin, but he was immediately Gulagged by Brezhnev and Kosygin, so he doesn't matter

I HATE YOU, YIU HATE ME, LET GO AND LUANCH BARNEY, LET US GO AND RACE,AND LAUNCH HIM INTO OUTER SPACE

As your chosen point of attack, that is truly laughable, CML: Biden speaks far more coherently than Trump - yes, he makes mistakes, but he knows what sentence structure is, and doesn't think everything is about him. Trump was never mentally up to the job: he was in office for four years, but clearly still doesn't understand what the job is. It's kind of tragic that these two were the best America could put forward last time, and given the very evident mental decline both have shown since, it's moving on to comedy.

And if you think hereistheevidence contains actual evidence, please choose which ones you think are most likely to be a) true and b) actually influenced the election and I'll have a look. I've followed up on a dozen or more of their links, and they look designed to keep people like you enraged far more than anything close to providing proof of electoral fraud: things that are clearly debunked are still there; things that could never have any merit have been added uncritically; nothing I have seen on there would stand up in court, because it's bollocks, with one very clear aim: make people who want to believe think there's a rationale behind that belief - it's a frankly dishonest website that's intended to keep unthinking angry people in exactly that state. It does not contain what you think it contains.

Calling Biden "the most fraudulent candidate for president in American history" is hyperbole to the point of being meaningless: you're parroting right-wing attack without actually thinking, especially because every attack down that route applies to Trump every bit as much. Stop listening to propaganda and start using the brain you presumably have: how many *Republican* election officials would need to have been in on this massive nationwide conspiracy to give the election to Biden? You really think they're all so anti Trump they'll make up votes to keep him out?

I'll tell you who lacks credibility. Its the party that keeps saying that a man who is clearly demented is qualified to be the President of the most influential country on the planet, when, in actuality, he couldnt run a bingo game in a nursing home. And yet Dems say nothing about this. Let me tell you about the latest and most egregious video. It shows Joe Biden fumbling the name of Trump. First he calls Trump "Obama"; then tries to correct himself but is unable to bring up TRUMP's NAME! Finally he GAVE UP! Normally, a video like this would be prima facie, slam dunk evidence at an involuntary commitment hearing for Biden. And yet the Dems and the media will say nothing about this. Which means Biden is the most fraudulent candidate for president in American history, because he was clearly showing signs of serious mental decline during the campaign. And thats just the start of the fraud. Every other claim that nothing happened is just as fraudulent .... BTW, this site "hereisevidence" contains hundreds of signed affidavits describing fraudulent activities and intimidation of Republican poll workers. Which is why its completedly ignored by the truth tellers in the media

Come on! This is the greatest song parody title ever submitted to AmIRight! Even better than those tired Boy Scout parodies!

The greatest moment in broadcasting history.

This is absolutely brilliant! You are one of the best ever authors to ever grace this site! 555s all round!

@eel .. well, that's entirely unsurprising: they know that their pseudonymous nonsense has zero credibility, so they pretend to be someone with more. It's really quite humorous that they don't see the irony that their misrepresentations and lies, their pretending to be other people, their voter fraud, their inability to respond coherently to any kind of reasoned argument... they don't appear to realize that their own behaviour makes it pretty much certain that they're not right about *anything*. And it's from their own posting that these conclusions can be drawn :-)

CML, if you record yourself singing this, "try not to get shot" is a better line since "not" rhymes with "shot". using "stay alive today" would also be good in the chorus, since it rhymes with Benatar's "fire away".

the May 2 comment by eel deal wasn't by the parody poster eel deal but just more deceit by the person addicted to deceit. Capitol cops didn't invite anyone to smash windows to get into the building, any more than Antifa was responsible for the attack.

another night I just couldn't sleep right, I made me a bunch of tea and tried drinking some

Yes, it's fun to use, something I just can't refuse. And just like "Gaston", I can just keep adding on.

Please someone with a good voice do a cover with this lyrics.

I couldn't sleep last night. 3's

Now she'll rest in peace; Unread letter conveys his grief. Use that for the sequel ...... BTW, Iron Man is a great song to parody, innit?

Thanks for your comment!

The above post is probably the first ever made here at Amiright in Ukrainian. You can tell it from Russian by the "i" letter, which doesnt appear in Russian alphabet

I got 3's! not 1 or 2 but I got 3 3's!

Have I lost my head; Rain is falling on day I'm wed ... Has it sealed my fate; Death row pardon is minutes late

How long would it take to Cremate big purple dinosour?

Бажання в одній руці, а лайно в іншій, пизда; подивимося, яка з них заповниться першою.

Vive Ukraine! Death to Putin!

Interesting. I originally came up with the sobriquet "Captain Copy/Paste" for your 'tard-bot, but it's obvious it could apply to you as well. While his struggles with the English language may provide a modicum of amusement, your rest home relics yield nothing but restroom results.

the_conqueror_of_parodies, are you cleaning out the cookies just to down-vote my parody while you clean out the cookies to give yourself bogus 13 555 votes?!

I was going to say "Hell of an effort for a newbie" but you're not. You"ve just been away for a while

Brings back memories of 5th Grade, when my Catholic School brought the hammer down on us. No more Mrs. NICE GUY ... Our two teachers were Mrs Hans and Sister Mary Battleax, I mean Basil. Together they were Shock (Sister Basil) and Awe ( Mrs Hans) .... The nun didnt have to use a ruler, she was just flat out scary

Mind if I join in?

Thanks for your comments! I appreciate them!

Been here since 2000, I am quite aware.

Oh, I’m lovin’ this! Fedora Fred floods AmIRight and Captain Copy/Paste actually takes a break from writing about the greatest broadcast show ever. Today’s great entries: “Irving Aaronson and his Commanders”, “Red Eye Radio”, “End of School; Be a Cowboy”, and “Oh, no. This song AGAIN???”.

Oh, thank goodness Fedora Fred’s back with another rehash of his latest fixation. Last week it was Bring a Kid to Work Day. Now it’s about Artificial Intelligence, the last day of school and some stupid radio segment. Greatest calendar day ever, greatest invention ever and greatest broadcast segment ever. My life has been a complete waste having never noticed any of these.

When I went to high school, there were people I knew that were incredibly sad that it was over. I was like, “YEE-HAW!!!!!!”

Das war sehr gut! Fünf-fünf-fünf!

Forgot all about this for about five years. Thanks for the feedback, all!

I actually like this better than the original. Missing the "Can you say Brainwashing" part, though. Maybe something like "Can you say Crossover?" and the following "B-b-b-brainwashing" could be "Kr-kr-kr-Kratos"

Thank you for the kind words.

Good point, CML. I had some reservations about posting this, but I wrote it a while ago. Meant it as an homage to a great artist.

Dear Agrimorfee Please be aware there are ongoing Ming instances of trolls trying to mess with submitters as well as adding 13 bogus 555 votes that fuels the fire

On second thought, the occassion of Lightfoot's passing would bring up memories of the Edmund FitzGerald tragedy. And there are still people alive who lost loved ones. So, this competition, however well intentioned, would undoubtedly be seen as insensitive. So, never mind

Just had a HELL of an idea, JAB. What if, as a tribute to Lightfoot, we held an unofficial "competition" where we have other recording artists attempt to do "Wreck of The Edmund FitzGerald" using melodies of their songs. For example, Elvis tells the story of the EF, using the melodies of "Kentucky Rain" or "In The Ghetto" (On the Gerald; Superior waves keep crashing down) And the whole point is to show the true greatness of Lightfoot's song .. by comparison with our lame parodies. Wouldnt that be a hoot?

not bad advice

Yawn, conservatives. Jerry Springer? LOL.

My politicial orientation is just a tad, nay, a smidgeon to the right of you. But I never owned a gun, so I dont have a Glock in that fight. ( Shoot me before I pun again) So, casting politics aside, this is good . Definite 555's

That first post was a joke, Boy. A joke, Ah' say. This here month is newer than a freshly slung piglet, only three days old .... so what the hell kind of honor would Song of the Month be, Boy? This here song is more like the Song of the YEAR, so far. And ahm being serious now.

Wow! What an effort. If we were still doing this, I would proclaim this the Song of The Month, so far

This song is so epic and cool and so fire I listen to it every day!!! I love me some coke a cola!! 😆😆😆 If you crack my head like and egg there will be no brain, but you will find eight seven Big Macs because I eat eight seven Big Macs every day and I smell like a pikcel

Please let’s all be friends. It’s summer soon!

Thanks for your comment. I appreciate it!

Listen to long boring lecture insomia cured

https://thefump.com/music/song/tryin-to-pass-a-kidney-stone

Well whaddaya know, an actual parody with wit. Given many of the posts that have shown up on the board recently, I wasn't sure if that was still a thing. More like this please!

As an example.. "Judicial Watch" who sound really serious, and they claim (see here: https://www.judicialwatch.org/new-jw-study-voter-registration/ ) "New Judicial Watch Study Finds 353 U.S. Counties in 29 States with Voter Registration Rates Exceeding 100%"

..but if you look at what their study is actually counting, it's looking at old data from a survey with a different data set to the electoral role, then making assumptions about small areas. To claim from that data "voter registration rates exceeding 100%" is either stupid or knowingly fraudulent. And that was one of the more sensible-looking examples.

You're really going to have to do better if you don't want to look more stupid than you already do.

For the record: I am not "Troll Survivor", why would I post under another name given the thousand-plus already in my own name? I already have the most downvoted parody on amiright, why do you think I'd be scared enough of you to post under a pseudonym? Anyone suggesting it is probably quite willing to believe any other sort of bollocks, too.

Given that is the first attempt (literally the first one in *years*) at posting something that actually supports the election steal claims, I thought I'd take a look. They really aren't being even a tiny bit selective in what counts as evidence, are they? Quantity rather than quality, I guess - the first three links I clicked on at random were unsupported assertion, nothing that would ever be presented in court because it was so much drivel. So, Mr Truth (who names their kid "Big", anyway?), it's your claim that the election was stolen: you should know which of that gish gallop of bollocks is actual evidence - pick your best examples and I'll read 'em.

TrueVoteCount = INT( ( 13 * ( ( DisplayedVoteCount / 13 ) - INT( ( DisplayedVoteCount / 13 ) ) ) ) + 0.5 )

Boob Violence: The Streaming Series

If God had meant for man to fly, He'd have made it easier to get to and from the airport!

Remember: burning, looting, and murdering in the name of Saint George Floyd the Overdosed is mostly peaceful protesting. Entering buildings into which the Capitol Police invited you while you were protesting election theft is rioting.

We've presented copious evidence for the 2020 election thefts time and time again, Phil Alexander (or should I say "Troll Survivor" you cowardly hypocritical liar?) only for the lawless seditious treasonous judges to refuse to allow even the discovery process in court for lack of "standing" (i.e. the judge already sided with the election thieves and doesn't want to allow anyone to be confused with the facts). We've gathered all these proofs together on a site that the America-hating Democrats with bylines (i.e. the far-left "mainstream" media whose narratives we've seen liars like you quoting directly time and time again) have done their worst to suppress:

hereistheevidence.com

That you cowardly Biden-rimming election-theft-supporting gaslighting goose-steppers don't find these copious facts "convincing" doesn't mean they aren't the truth; it just means that as tranny-panderers refuse to accept basic biological facts, Climate Cultists refuse to accept that "climate change" (i.e. weather) isn't causing any apocalypses, and Critical Race Theorists (like the ones in the junta running the illegal unelected Biden Regime) refuse to accept the mathematical axiom that two plus two can only ever equal four no matter how hard they scream that it's "racist" to believe and teach this, so too do you refuse to accept the copious hard facts proving the 2020 elections were stolen, Biden is a usurper, and everyone willingly working for his puppet regime is a capital traitor.

My God, this was hilarious!

Ok, "big truth" (oh, god, aren't these pretend names these cowards use every bit as pathetic as the drivel they write?)... If you're so sure about that, you will be able to present some kind of evidence to back up your assertion. I have asked this a dozen or more times since 2020 of people who claim a stolen election, and not one has provided even a scintilla of anything even a little bit convincing. Nothing. Not a jot. Nada.

the so-called "stop the steal" crew were obviously the ones engaged in an attempted theft in a typical projection onto others of what one is guilty of.

Food Pantry Worker, i meant that last comment for you, plus i can add that there is an online map showing whether keto or vegan is the most popular diet in each US state, and vegan is presently the most popular choice for dieting in North Carolina.

True to form: make up s***, post it pseudonymously and project ones own cowardice onto others. Twice, pretending to be two different people. It's quite hard to overstate just how completely pathetic this is.

And such poor invective: did I trigger the poor, whiny little snowflake?

I saw you weren't happy with the chat-bot version. Did it not include enough virtue signaling?

The 2020 and 2022 elections were stolen; the Big Lie is that they weren't.

See, this is why I didn't allow comments on my cowardly unfunny invective-filled Trump-bashing "parody" today: because I'm really "Phil Alexander" the cowardly, whiny, hypocritical little Biden-rimming Britcunt.

What a cowardly, whiny, hypocritical little Biden-rimming Britcunt I am!

Good job tracking the Original Song, which we refer to as the OS. Whats this about?

I'm not Vegan but I am in agreement with one line .. Only a fool would eat a mule

Vern, i just noticed that Vegan in The Freezer released a map showing the most popular vegan brands for each state, Morning Star showing up as the most popular for North Carolina.

QED. See what I mean? Two cowards, too scared to own up to who they are. I can kinda understand, though: I wouldn't want to put my name to such pathetic, pointless posts, either.

Yeah, just look at any of MP's unfunny "parodies" or (for that matter) yours: full of puerile invective from exactly the sort of perfidious, pusillanimous, voter-fraud-committing-and-supporting cowards and traitors you leftards all are.

Sure, you're all spinning your hypocritical narratives harder now than you ever did before in all your lives; because now your masks are off and that evil ideology of yours about which you treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs had previously been systematically lying to conceal from us is now your very openly and overtly stated intention, and it is very clear that you have chosen to believe your own lies. You pretend to yourselves (and us) that you haven't been lying about EVERYTHING you believed all along which just makes you spin your fraudulent narratives that much more desperately. The solution is simple: stop lying to yourselves and us about the far-left fascist Gramscian propagandists you are (it's not as if you've fooling anyone but yourselves anyway), and look at the world through your own eyes, rather than through the distortions of the narrative lenses through which you have been filtering everything you see for nearly your entire lives.

MP & PA, the real question here is: whachab'tch'n'bout? Harry Belafonte is with a whole lotta his favorite kinda people right now, and a whole lotta them are YOUR favorite kinda people too: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Hugh Hefner, Harvey Milk, Walter Duranty, Audrey Hale, George Floyd, Anthony Huber, Joseph Rosenbaum, Gerry Studds, Jeffrey Epstein, George Tiller, Antonio Gramsci, Trofim Lysenko, Almyra Oveta Fuller, Grant Wahl, Karen Croake Heisler, Louie Knuxx, Sohrab Lutchmedial, Michael Gerson, Herbert Lawrence Block, Helen Thomas, Rachel Corrie, Dennis Raimondo, Riah Milton, Carl Levin, Valerie Solanas, Haskell Wexler, Matthew Wayne Shepard, and Jerry Springer—to name just a few! If you brainwashed far-left-narrative-spewing delusion-dwelling cultural Marxists continue goose-stepping down the wokester cultist path you've chosen for yourselves, you'll end up being with a whole lotta your favorite kinda people (including Belafonte) too.

Woke "Heaven" is a very tolerant, diverse, inclusive, equitable, politically correct, socialistic, multicultural, artistically transgressive, proudly LGBTQIAP+, collectivist kinda place. Everyone there not only BELIEVES their world is being cooked by global warming or climate change or climate disruption or whatever the hell you're calling it these days, but is actually EXPERIENCING it at this very moment. It has people of every single skin color, ethnicity, nationality, religious affiliation, and sexual identity in it, and everyone there will be practicing the Seven Great Autonomous Virtues of Avarice, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Wrath for all eternity; so as I say, it's your kinda place.

CML - "Why the slam about right wing cowards"?? Look at any of MP's parodies, or mine for that matter. Full of puerile invective from exactly that sort of pseudonymous, pusillanimous, voter-fraud-committing coward.

Sure, you're all angrier now than you have been for a lifetime: because you have been systematically lied to with that as an overt intention, and now it is very clear that those you have chosen to believe have been lying to you, you pretend to yourself that you haven't been wrong all along which just makes you even more angry. The solution is simple: stop thinking that the right-wing culture warriors are part of who you are, and look at the world without the biased blinkers you have maintained for the past years.

Thanks, Kipper. And Harry Belafonte lives in our hearts.

Told you we're going up!

So you didnt like this parody, Mike? I wasnt too thrilled with it myself. Too much hostility. If you want to slam Belafonte, be funny first ... But why this disgusting slam about right wing cowards? You enjoy making us angry? Well, you're succeeding. We are angrier now than Ive ever seen us in my entire lifetime .. by a huge margin. And you seem to think this is a good thing

When I give a parody all ones, I admit it and put my name on it, unlike most of the right-wing cowards on this site. Harry Belafonte was one of the great men of his age, who uplifted so many people. He was too good for us. You are not.

I doubt you intended this to happen, but it couldn't have worked out better: A tawdry little sendoff for a waste of white skin.

Milking cows. The horror...the horror

Funny: in all my years tending the meat freezers and handing things out from them at the pantry, not once have we ever had a client ask us for a vegetarian—let alone vegan—handout. Even though we do have a regular client who's allergic to pork products, at no point has anyone ever requested any plant-based "meat" either, let alone vegan cheese; which is awfully inconvenient since we regularly get a few of these products from our friendly local donors at Food Lion. I guess you and your fellow vegans don't live anywhere near us here in North Carolina.

99 dead raccoons?!? How about 8,000,000,000 dead humans? Maybe that will solve a problem or 2 in this world we live in! #RaccoonsForever!

Bubba McCoy. Now, I have an identity to look for when I murder his arse for killing my favorite animal!

I saw "Eleanor Rigby" and thought this was going to be about Rigby from Regular Show, but then I saw comments from 2003 (and RS aired in 2010).

Well, he DID inspire Al Bundy to start us...

That’s for sure...

“All these years we should have had a cheerleader on the show!”

Great tribute to Jerry. 5’s.

1944-2023 Now Jerry is in a place where he's forced to watch reruns of his own show for all eternity. 😏

Can't say I disagree with the sentiment but once again the only amusing thing in your entire post is the part of one of my past rants that you glommed onto. Here's a thought: since you obviously have plenty of spare time out there at the rest home, why not use some of it to help your adopt-a-bot with his grammar?

Does wildcard still need to be here for some reason? things l don't have in yldcard like Toxic are in Ann Hammond .

“Take care of yourselves, and each other.” - Rest In Peace.

I ought to see if I can do a Trump parody some time

1944-2023

Say, looks like Fedora Fred’s got a new obsession. Can’t wait to read the next eight “parodies” about some stupid calendar day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYqq9Ovz_9c

You killed a raccoon?!? HOW FREAKING DARE YOU!!!! Raccoons are my favorite animal! I'm gonna track you down and pulverize the living crap out of you until you look like an empty moneybag, you animal-abusing crook!

Screw you, White Man! Go back to Europe if you don't like colored people.

I'm white, and I agree 100% there.

And when those annoying Bicycle idiots get in the way in the middle of the Road go right through them like Bowling Pins espcially the ones who swear and give you the finger Boom right through Strike

Yes, the entire show is rewritten word for word, and I aim to submit a section each day.

Right you are!

Oooh, are you gonna do the whole show? I haven't seen that kind of ambition in a while. That would inspire me to pull out my copy of Les Miz and give your project a full attentive listen/read! Will review/rate later.

Could you parody the entire song next time?

Gave you a fair rating, but TBH you have better parodies than this.

The "Woodcock" in the title is a reference to a character in the movie"Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid"; this being the hapless agent of "E.L. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad" who twice tries to stop Butch from robbing the safe and gets blown up twice

Ah yes, the completely ignored underground classic from Fed Zeppelin ... Perhaps you could post the one from "Fleetwood Mickey D's" that goes "Sell me fries, sell me cheap little fries (Sell me greasy fries")

Loved the words but couldn’t find/see/hear the song…blank screen when I clicked on TOS - what did I do wrong???

To the POS who used my name to insinuate that Im in favor of ANY of this nonsense, let me be clear: I, along with everybody else here have never heard of Herbie "'freaking" Kaye and his "freaking" orchestra before. Moreover, I will never listen to a single lyric of any of these ludicrous swing era bands that disbanded before my parents were born. ...... The source of comedy for song parodies is the tweaking of something familiar .. a familiar song tweaking a familiar topic. How did Al Yankovic put song parodies on the map. By tweaking Herbie Kay? And endlessly referring to an event that no one even knew about? If he had tried it, he would have lasted about a minute before he got the hook.After two minutes he would have heard crickets chirping. At the 3 minute mark, there would have been total silence because even the crickets would have been bored to death.

This isn’t a parody, you barely even changed the lyrics. You only chose to cover Artificial Intelligence because you had already run out of other topics, such as that crappy TV show that aired before most of us were born.

And now it’s 242. When will we reach 300, that magic number?

Could this be the most suggestive parody about this stupid broadcast on this site?

“Need your scoutin' and see Carole's grave” ... “Big elephants and valley-ho!” BTW, how have NO survivors come forward with stories about this broadcast yet?

Finally, an anti-parody about this ridiculous subject about some crappy TV episode that aired before most of us were born.

You're what?

Nana, Nana look at Uncle Joe; He's doing the Bath Jive with Grand niece Flo. Grandma Jill gives me one thin dime, Says, "Keep this hushed up one more time." ... Bath Jive, Bath Jive, Bath Jive, doin' that crazy Bath Jive

There were both men and women jesters who entered both kings and queens and I am

How do you know this ISN'T one of those parodies?

The only jester I know is Hiss the court jester. I'm guessing that all jesters were men and you're a guy.

Stork Raven Mad

ask away

yldcard, Can I ask you something?

Phil, I'll leave it to you. Looking forward to what you come up with. How about "Shower with the Wee Girl" for "Power to the People," or "Shower with Wee Girl" for "Shower the People"?

I never played it

Say, I'll bet someone as clever as you could have a field day writing parodies about Biden showering with his pre-teen daughter. You could use Miley Cyrus's song Flowers, or Neil Diamond/Barbara Streisand's You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore. How 'bout it?

Had to listen to a video of "Stormy Monday" (Allman Bros version) to see if you paced it right. Havent heard that one in a while. And so you did! The song has only been done once before here at Amiright. This is quite an effort .... I think I'll do one now, about Stormy D, that is

Really Good! And I dont really know much about Sonic

It's kinda like that point Pitch Meetings made about the first Harry Potter movie: if the villain had Voldemort's face on the back of his head, that meant either he'd have to sleep on his side every night that whole school year long, or someone's face was getting pressed into the pillow.

> Accd to Dersh, there isnt even a misdemeanor in failing to disclose the hush money
er.. no, but "failure to disclose hush money" isn't what's on the sheet: it's misreporting as "legal expenses" which presumably would have been legal if reported appropriately. Hmm... Dershowitz's banging the table about "nobody has ever disclosed in their accounts that this was a hush money payment" is a very good example of distraction - he sounds very much like a defence solicitor rather than an impartial voice. Maybe after defending Trump once, he's angling for the job again?

Do you have any examples of Dershowitz talking about the charges *after* they were released? As in what the charges actually are, rather than his pre-indictment strawmanning - because he is talking a lot about how ridiculous a bunch of charges would be that weren't actually brought. First page of google links all come up with what he was saying before the specific charges came out, making (inaccurate, as it turns out) predictions of what was going to be on the charge sheet. *Very* widely shared on right-wing sites, because I guess that's exactly what their viewers (including you, it seems) want to hear.

So, to summarize: yes, he's a distinguished lawyer, and while you mention he "never voted for Trump", he has defended Trump in the past so he is not the impartial source you claim him to be. You quote him from before the indictment was released talking about charges which might have been laid, but weren't. And he is banging the table *a lot*, which from your own logic suggests that the facts and the law are not as much on Trump's side as you would like to think.

..and you didn't answer the question: do you think Trump is telling the truth when he denies the affair with Daniels?

Nice glass house you Biden-rimming election-theft-supporting traitors got there. Shame if someone were to go throwing your own rocks back at you.

This is way too kind to the Orange Ordure.

I also dislike trump but your comment on 2016 at the top is an unproven conspiracy theory

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I guess I'll have to bring out my heavy hitter on the law .. Alan Dershowitz. This is someone who had been a Proffessor of Criminal and Con Law at Harvard Law for fifty years. In his last 20 years of teaching he was the Felix Franfurter Proffessor of Law ... Need I say more? the FELIX FREAKING FRANFURTER Proffesor of Law. Know what that means? That means he was the top dog at Harvard (cue rim shot) .......... All kidding aside, that DOES mean he was the most distinguished law proffessor at the top law school in the country. He also never voted for Trump, which I would argue makes him an unimpeachable source ........... So what does he have to say about Bragg indictment? Thats its the most laughable bit of legalistic drivel to ever disgrace a sheet of legal stationary. Accd to Dersh, there isnt even a misdemeanor in failing to disclose the hush money. AD says he has challenged Bragg to show one time when anyone in NYC was ever prosecuted for this. Thats because these are so common you'd paralyze the NY court system if you tried. And there is, accd to AD, no violation of election law. The only possible felony in this whole scenario is attempted extortion by Stormy Daniels

Thanks FRt for your comment

Thanks

cool, going online takes all my laptops energy now, anyway I should have reposted wildcards stuff soon and all I really want is to make sure Coknomo and Bathroom aren't to far down anywhere. I was wondering if I wanted to do grin reaper for the holiday stuff since I have more then 10

BTW, I was forced to say dumb bunny as opposed to dumb$h*t, because the website scolded me for use of profanity

Thats a fine idea, Me. We dont even have to get rid of the voting system because some dumb bunny thinks effin around with voting system is just as funny the thousandth time it happens as it was the first time. Just post comments as if there is no voting system ... Now, with JAB, it doesnt matter, because after 5000 parodies, he appears to have a grasp of what works and what doesnt

Many thanks, Me!

In college I thought his name was rollon bar

This one’s more obviously suggestive than the others

Way too much Inflation under Biden all prices way too high

Hey JAB you are one of the last remaining good authors to write on this site. Glad you are still around

The voting system is totally meaningless now. I have noticed for every 111 vote there are 13 555 votes and vice versa. Why hasn’t ChuckyG looked into this yet? I think the voting system should be removed and just have comments instead. I will give this 555 but if I do that then there will be probably 13 111 votes. So I’ll leave my 555a in this comment instead.

While impressive, would be better served with a song more people know. I've listened to all kinds of radio for over 30 years and have never heard this song

you say that's all folks but don't mean it