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June 25, 2016

"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Lime Rickey Report this comment
Porfle, that's cute. However, limerick wit -- all wit -- has its own inherent discipline. The last line (the punchline) is much funnier if it is not an arbitrary fillip, but is logically connected to, and resolves, the previous tension-building four lines.

June 24, 2016

"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
There once was a fellow named Guy Whom I wanted to punch in the eye I approached him one night And exclaimed "Let us fight" When the squid he was eating said "Hi!"
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by CML Report this comment
You should be Danson .. yeah!!
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
*Porfle... damn Spellchecker!!!
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Now Profile, can you do something with (Tony) Danza?
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
You make me feel like Danson!
"To Be Grover," Porfle Popnecker parody of "To Be Over,"Yes, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
My fantasy is to hear Jon Anderson sing this.
"Got A Hunch: Butler's Nuts," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Build Me Up Buttercup,"The Foundations, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
I have, actually, don't know how I forgot that. I mean, hell, I mention in the parody that the butler in the film's motive was his absence from a will and that was Edgar's whole motivation. Whoops!
"My Porn," Agrimorfee parody of "My Girl,"The Temptations, Comment by My name is of no consequence Report this comment
Takes me back to a time when I was a mere 12 year old getting off on porn in the backwoods of Louisiana -- Now I can remember the 4th of July .. Strumming to some stag films bare .. And I can recall that old Hedgehog porking .. Taking on Deleeuw there; taking on Deleeuw there .. Porn on the bayou; porn on the bayou
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Martha Reeve and the Vandellas Report this comment
Porfle's here and the time is right for "Danson in The Street" .. All we need are lyrics, sweet lyrics, there'll be subbing everywhere ...... That's yo' next parody, Sugar
"The LIMA Feeds Tonight," Callmelennie parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight,"The Tokens, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Probably confuse the hell out of the kiddies, wouldn't it? Hakoronary matata!!
"The Deer Got Shot Down?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The Tears of a Clown,"Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
Surprisingly, I've never seen Bambi (or many other Disney classics). I know the story and you described it pretty well. Your title sub is spot on, although I think the sad subject matter with the bouncy OS makes for a weird juxtaposition. Overall, nice work!
"My Porn," Agrimorfee parody of "My Girl,"The Temptations, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
See above: I agree with my statement about making it kinda charming...I think the topic matched up with the OS does that. Still a fun read!
"Where's The Remote?," Matthias parody of "What's Going On?,"Marvin Gaye, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
A classic idea that you described really well (I particularly liked the "clutter clutter" matching with "mother mother" as well as "Might as well be in Hong Kong"). Overall not bad, I think you did a good job with this one.
"To Be Grover," Porfle Popnecker parody of "To Be Over,"Yes, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
One of the top 10 Sesame Street characters, but not sure where this was going. Last half seems like the familiar Sesame Street Intro... but, like the Count, I'm giving you THREE, Three Five's!!! Sedame Street Fun fact: the Count's favorite number was 34,969. Fact. Why? Because it is 187 squared. 187 is the American Police Code for murder. He was a vampire after all...
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Glenn Report this comment
https://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/telly-savalas-greeting-card-19202-p.jpg
"Battle Cry of Britain!," GarrettM. parody of "Battle Cry of Freedom,"George Root, Comment by Union Jack Ramsey Report this comment
^ yep, it'll be back to just ol' Britain again without ruling much of anything this time. but hey, if you can vote to get out of the EU, maybe you can chuck the royals in the bin too!
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Mrs. Konopka Report this comment
FAILED LEGISLATION: / The grand drama of Chris' filibuster / Brought Democrat pols to the muster / But on-stage, GOP / In their entirety* / Turned in a performance lackluster. / (* an alternate version using the word 'hypocrisy' is possible, but not recommended)
"The Cake," Jonathan parody of "The Shake,"Neal McCoy, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
^ Thanks Rob! I've not had an Ice Cream Cake from Baskin Robbins and probably never will considering I've not been to Baskin Robbins in general since one time when I got horrendously sick after eating there! and no I didn't over indulge! just one Ice Cream and I was puking my guts out! never again!
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
I'll take 'em.
"Got A Hunch: Butler's Nuts," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Build Me Up Buttercup,"The Foundations, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
"Funnily enough, I don't actually know any stories where it was the butler who, in fact, did it." < so I take it then C_o_P that you've not seen Disney's "The Aristocats?" 5's
"The LIMA Feeds Tonight," Callmelennie parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight,"The Tokens, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
boy could you imagine if Timon & Pumbaa had been singing THIS version of the song in "The Lion King" instead? 5's
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
This message is not understood, Porf ... but I'm giving you fives anyway!!
"Battle Cry of Britain!," GarrettM. parody of "Battle Cry of Freedom,"George Root, Comment by USOut Report this comment
Probably won't be a Union much longer, with Scotland and Ireland preparing to go their own way, but believe me: being out of the E.U. is well worth breaking up the U.K.
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Porfle Popnecker Report this comment
The world may never know.
"Chafe And Diarrhea," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Chasing Euphoria,"Kimball & Jamison, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
There's an element of self-experience behind this song (two actually, though I haven't actually experienced chafe and diarrhea at the same time) and the original is one I use for actual jogging so the parody idea came to me while out doing just that. With a BMP suited for 154 Steps Per Minute it's a good fit for early warm-ups or late cool-downs, y'all try it out yourself sometime, now that I've made such amazing PR for the sport! ;-P
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rick Lime Report this comment
/ Recent use of that crazy word 'yu-uge' / Shoots downhill like an unguided luge / Techno-drivel on tanks? / I'll extend you no thanks, / And award you low scores like a scrooge. / (Unrated)
"Got A Hunch: Butler's Nuts," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Build Me Up Buttercup,"The Foundations, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
So it wasn't Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the Candlestick? (Oh wait, you said movie...). :-P
"Home With A Sickness," Matthias parody of "Down With The Sickness,"Disturbed, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
The original song was on my favorite running playlist for years, the pure aggressiveness almost always worked for a boost on the last kilometers, I still bring it out now and then. That said, there are two versions, a cleaned up radio edit without all the f-bombs that is more likely to come up on a quick YouTube search. Let me help you out by telling other readers here that your parody is based on the album version - here's a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9EOLAC66pI
"Battle Cry of Britain!," GarrettM. parody of "Battle Cry of Freedom,"George Root, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
Great idea, with great choice of OS, well composed. I will check out your ealier postings! 5s.
"The LIMA Feeds Tonight," Callmelennie parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight,"The Tokens, Comment by Weisenheimer's Mama Report this comment
You should go see Dr Shapiro, my cardiologist. He's good at explaining the blood supply to the heart, and he could recommend another specialist for you.
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Soupbone Report this comment
SIBLING RIBALDRY: / A duck-hunting dad from Nantucket / Stashed his ammo in daughter Nan's bucket / 'Til bad-apple son Frank / Robbed the Pawtucket bank / And as for the bucket, Frank tucket. /
"My Family Is Smart," None Yo beeswax parody of "Why Can't We Be Friends,"War, Comment by Jeff Report this comment
A worthless effort, 1s
"The Lollipops of Danson," Porfle Popnecker parody of "The Politics of Dancing,"Re-Flex, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Reminded me of the old Tootsie Pop commercials with Mr. Owl- 555 licks? No, three!!!
"The Cake," Jonathan parody of "The Shake,"Neal McCoy, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I like cake and ice cream, but not an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins! Great job, 555 licks of fork & spoon!
"Chafe And Diarrhea," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Chasing Euphoria,"Kimball & Jamison, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Making the best of a sh-tty situation - 555!
"Chafe And Diarrhea," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Chasing Euphoria,"Kimball & Jamison, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Not a big fan of poop jokes but this one was pretty fun and I was really curious what the OS was going to be like since I never heard it before and we have similar taste in music and I need to tell you it's a kick ass song so I see why you wanted to spoof it. I kind of want to as well. Also great title sub
"The LIMA Feeds Tonight," Callmelennie parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight,"The Tokens, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Some may quibble that the LADA doesn't feed the right ventricle of the heart. I would remind them that the LADA does feed the interventricular septum, the wall that separates the ventricles, which does include the left wall of the right ventricle. So there. Also, please note that it will be necessary for you to mispronounce ventricle as ven-TRIC-le to make this parody work; but it'll be OK, 'cause I'm giving you permission to do so ........ Go ahead. It'll be fun
"You're Not The Sorta Inverse Of An Ancient Minor-Corporal," Plumb Bob parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General,"Gilbert & Sullivan, Comment by Agrimorfee Report this comment
Plumb Bob, you are an inscrutably good writer. Glad you allowed comments so I can state your Wrestling With A Midget is the BEST parody I have read here in ages.
"The Deer Got Shot Down?," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "The Tears of a Clown,"Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, Comment by Blaydeman Report this comment
(Artistry) I always found Bambi to be pretty boring. Haven't seen it in years, maybe I should revisit it and see what I think of it now. As for your skewering of it, I thought it worked well. I'm glad you didn't get stuck on that one initial idea of the song and were able to hit other themes as well. Well crafted, but to be honest, I didn't laugh all that much. Definitely nodded in agreement a lot though!
"Friend Zone," Abbott Skelding parody of "What's Going On,"Marvin Gaye, Comment by Blaydeman Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, I echo what I was saying a few years ago, but three years older I have a much better more rounded feeling about this topic. Completely get it, but now with a deeper more complex understanding. To add new feedback: pacing was so smooth! So good work there too!
"Where's The Remote?," Matthias parody of "What's Going On?,"Marvin Gaye, Comment by Blaydeman Report this comment
(Artistry) Very simplistic, but equally enjoyable. With the exception of some weird phrasing to aid pacing (which we are all guity of at times), really solid parody! You had good control over this idea! lol!
"My Porn," Agrimorfee parody of "My Girl,"The Temptations, Comment by Blaydeman Report this comment
I remember reading this one way back! I still thinks it's really cute and awkward in the best way.

June 23, 2016

"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Panzer Driver Report this comment
Worthless information!!??? MTU turbodiesels are mother's milk to me.
"My Family Is Smart," None Yo beeswax parody of "Why Can't We Be Friends,"War, Comment by fhi fhi Report this comment
This parody sucks so bad.
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
The description is based on the German MoD releases and military journals. How could there be a book for a tank not yet built? Btw, is anyone here a Panzer driver, commander, gunner, loader, or mechanic? One doesn't have to be to describe a next gen MBT. Use common sense, idiot
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by @Bandit Report this comment
Holy crap! Do you have any idea what you've let us in for?
"You're Not The Sorta Inverse Of An Ancient Minor-Corporal," Plumb Bob parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General,"Gilbert & Sullivan, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
I've did this song once, and it's the most difficult thing I ever attempted, so I appreciate the work you've done here. I just cant figure out what it's all about
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Lime Rickey Report this comment
When Harry went forth to meet Mimi
A gun filled his trousers' inseamy
But this concealed carry
Was so big for Harry
Said Mimi, "You're too glad to see me."
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Because of the Russian entry into Syria, and the new Russian T-14 Armata, Angela Merkel authorized the Leopard 3 last year. Although still in concept phase, the tank has several givens. This includes a more powerful MTU turbodiesel to maintain 24+ HP per ton for mobility, the mounting of the new 140mm main gun of longer length with muzzle brake , angled armor mixed with RHS, spaced, and modular (EM is available too but is very complex), aux cannon up top upgraded to a 30mm, laser flak installed and rotary smoke discharger. The engine will be up front and the exhaust cold-filtered to defeat IR. Full armor skirting too and a rear hatch for entry and exit, loading similar to the Israeli Merkava series. Add updated fire control, defensive systems, and hardened turret and bottom hull to defeat top attack missiles and mines. It may even have Anti-IED. The Leopard 2A-7++ is still the king but weighs 67 tons German-loaded. Leopard 3 will be bigger and heavier at est 70-72 tons loaded. Expect the MTU powerpack to be 2000-2200 hp and the suspension augmented.
"Don't Touch Her Bone," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Work from Home,"Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
So do you, you fake-name fraud. Go troll elsewhere.
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
So does your ability to comment, Pseudonym nobody! Tanks for dropping by to 1-bomb.
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by TJC Report this comment
Thanks, John--I'm with you.
"You're Not The Sorta Inverse Of An Ancient Minor-Corporal," Plumb Bob parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General,"Gilbert & Sullivan, Comment by Plumb Bob Fan Report this comment
Plumb Bob - great write. I can't believe you finally allowed comments. Keep up the good work.
"MBT HUGE!," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Tanks A Lot! 455
"Conan the Barbarian," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Welcome to the Universe,"Flash and the Pan, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
I like this... but no mention of Valeria. Still, 555 swings of both his father's sword and the Atlantean one!
"Don't Touch Her Bone," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Work from Home,"Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
NP Peter. I thank you for helping me make the correction:))
"Don't Touch Her Bone," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Work from Home,"Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Never mind, I just remembered it was I pointing out it was short! :-)

I'm behind on sleep, long story, sorry...
"Don't Touch Her Bone," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Work from Home,"Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla Sign, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
What was wrong with the previous version?
"Great Cosplay," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Breakaway,"Kelly Clarkson, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I too have done just one cosplay. It was a themed party, the dark middle ages, and I ad-libbed being an executioner/hang man by turning some old black clothes inside-out (including a ski mask), added an old thick rope around my midsection, an old axe hanging by my side, and handed out quickly printed business cards (on standard paper) that said something along the lines of "Rigor Mortis Inc - beheadings, witch burnings and torture at humane prices".

This was some twentyfive years ago, for which I'm grateful, had it been today I'd probably been mistaken for a real ISIS recruiter or something.
"Trump's Schlonging Everyone," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Love Changes Everything,"Climie Fisher, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Mama and John!
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
BTW, Dr GCd, if you check your parody, you'll see that I made that very same pun in the comments. So I was either sleep-posting when I wrote that or I actually did see your parody.
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Funny you should bring that up, Doc. Last week, I strained my knee doing a set of 100 one-legged squats using 500 lbs, So I went to my wannabe knee specialist, Dr RICE-T, who gave me the same advice -- "R-I-C-E, R-I-C-E, baby"
"Silver Balls," Bob Gomez parody of "Silver Bells,"Bing Crosby, Comment by Bob Gomez Report this comment
It's my own variation on the term "brass balls," which in a pejorative sense means an attribute of a person with no tact, who does something without understanding its effect on other people; who has "a lot of nerve," "chutzpah," "stones," or is otherwise oblivious and pigheaded.
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec, again Report this comment
BTW. You probably missed a parody I wrote about another old-man's-medical-problem: sports injuries, also written from the standpoint of a sufferer. To search (punctuate carefully) "R-I-C-E".

June 22, 2016

"Trump's Schlonging Everyone," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Love Changes Everything,"Climie Fisher, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
good write
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
funny
"Sin and Redemption," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson parody of "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands,"Traditional , Comment by Sarah Palindrome Report this comment
i) "Dennis's tenets: Sin, Ned" ii) "Evil: all its sin is still alive" iii) No 'D'; no 'L'; dwell lewd, London.
"Trump's Schlonging Everyone," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Love Changes Everything,"Climie Fisher, Comment by Weisenheimer's Mama Report this comment
Oy, such language again! Genug! But today is day #1 of the new campaigning style - perhaps he will walk softly and carry a new shtick.
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
I'm talking about the fact that once all the blockages were bypassed (five in total) my heart was beating stronger that it had in years, and the sound of it did interfere with getting to sleep -- until I got used to it. ..... My insurance paid for several visits by an in-home nurse and she marveled at the strength of my heartbeat -- "There's absolutely nothing wrong with you; I'm just showing up to listen to your heart!" So I replied, "That's funny, because it only starts beating like that when you SHOW UP!"
"Trump's Schlonging Everyone," Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd parody of "Love Changes Everything,"Climie Fisher, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Right now, he seems to be schlonging himself with his campaign! 555!
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
A LIMA graft might keep your heart 'pumping' right ('beating' implying rhythm isn't quite as good. here). Also, I don't get LIMA keeping you awake at night - it does reduce the chance of nocturnal death! But you've got the coronary anatomy pinned down this time! Good rollicking OS - and I almost believed in the "CABG People" for a moment. 5s.
"Sin and Redemption," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson parody of "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands,"Traditional , Comment by Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson Report this comment
Thanks CML; figured you would like this. BTW, words like Dennis, spool, nametag, which spell different words forward and backward, therefore itching to be used in palindromes, are sometimes called 'semordnilaps'.
"(It's Fun To Reroute Your) L-I-M-A," Callmelennie parody of "Y-M-C-A,"The Village People, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
I figured that 014 days from my job as a medical transcriptionist should give me a rest from heart attacks, ocklusions and angina - have to go for 555 next time I guess. Well done, keep the old ticker going!
"Where's The Remote?," Matthias parody of "What's Going On?,"Marvin Gaye, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
It should be "In the caddy is where you belong" but that doesn't pace right
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
I'm still in utter disbelief about it all. Good parody though, 5's
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
Go figure on all this. Well written take on it all, 5's
"Just Eat It (1000th Parody Rewrite)," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Just Lose It,"Eminem, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
Congrats, DKTOS but good parody
"We Love Batman ," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Shadow Dancing,"Andy Gibb, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
DKTOS but definitely bat-tastic

June 21, 2016

"Inpatient Song," Abbott Skelding parody of "Immigrant Song,"Led Zeppelin, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
"Doing okay despite the blood I'm losin" really put this one over the top for me. Lots of slapstick and I would love to see a video for this!
"I Skip My Meals," Red Ant parody of "Our Lips Are Sealed,"Hilary Duff feat. Haylie Duff, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Dang Red, Please don't make me listen to that cover again. I dig the GoGos version but this was a trainwreck just like Hillary Duff's career... Where has she been recently? And although she's not relevent anymore the news of anorexia is.
"I'm On A Yoshi," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Somebody Told Me,"The Killers, Comment by Matthias Report this comment
Pretty good for a certain audience of which I would say that I'm a part of, however this might not be everybody cup of tea especially the non avid gamer. Still I enjoyed it just like the character of Yoshi
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks for the heads-up, Jon :))
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Emil K. Cir Report this comment
@LimeRickey. You are right. Sarah made a major blunder. Perhaps she meant, "Sten-gun snug nets" or even "Tennis gnus sung sin-net". But where are your on-topic limericks?
"Just Eat It (1000th Parody Rewrite)," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Just Lose It,"Eminem, Comment by bobpiecheese Report this comment
Thanks for all the comments, guys!
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
"guns don't kill people people kill people" < yes I know that's a tired line but it's true and something these people need to consider when talking of banning guns and such! 455 on an unrelated note Rob I have to ask how goes your Hydrox cookie search? the reason I'm asking is because just last night at my Walmart my brother and I were shopping and in the cookie aisle (where I frequently shop on trips to Walmart :P) said brother pointed out something that took my breath away... they now have Hydrox cookies! naturally we picked up a pack to try 'em and yeeshie wowie are they good! better than Walmart's own Twist & Shouts! and as a frame of reference I like Twist & Shouts better than Oreos! so... yeah... anyway the packaging says on it "We're Back!" so that might explain the difficulty tracking them down in stores... however if my Walmart's got 'em than hopefully your Walmart up in California's got 'em too! if you haven't found them yet give it a look! :)
"Just Eat It (1000th Parody Rewrite)," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Just Lose It,"Eminem, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'll just assume you respected the occasion of your first Malcolm to do a first rate job, so 555's
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Titular Leader Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about women senators. I'm bitterly disappointed. And I feel betrayed, devastated, and violated.
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by TJC Report this comment
Dr. Giorgio & Rob: Yuuuuuge thanks, guys--appreciate it! Time to get Fair & Balanced and think up something for Hillary!
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Jose Jimenez Report this comment
The pacing matches Mairsy Doats perfectly. Referencing the OS to Barney results in a 1 for pacing. As for the rest, I prefer reading prose commentary in Pravda. Therefore, straight 1s. Remember: SPAM spelled backwards is MAPS. Unscrambled, it's AMPS. There's no end to its usefulness, unless ingested.
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
This is Great... Great as America used to be! 555!
"We Love Batman ," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Shadow Dancing,"Andy Gibb, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks guys!
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
Inspiring parody and video. Thanks for sharing the tips on how to get started as a web musician..
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Schort Schrift Report this comment
Pacing for this difficult oeuvre is hard to reduplicate. Did Barney ever sing to the frolicky meter of your last line?
Wow--an epic parody! I was unfamiliar with the OS but on YouTubing it, discovered Eminem's not only a wordsmith but friggin' hilarious! Congrats on your 'Malcolm'!
"We Love Batman ," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Shadow Dancing,"Andy Gibb, Comment by TJC Report this comment
Gibb us more! Great work, Rob--I'll admit had to go to YouTube for a refresher on the OS, but you nailed the BeeGeebus out of it!
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by TJC Report this comment
Leough, Phil, Timmy & Peter: Trump-sized thanks to you all!
It's definitely more fun having it sung professionally, and so easy once I found AirGigs.com. It's sort of a curated Craigslist for all things musical where your payment's held in 'escrow' til both parties are happy. All the singers have multiple SoundCloud samples so it's easy to find the voice you're looking for. Prices for a track range from $50 on up ('Reevesman' charges $100)--hence, I'll only do a couple a year! Just email the lyrics and your $0.99 Amazon karaoke track and voila, a few days later your vocal's ready.
Making the video, OTOH, with my stunted 'skillz' and Cyberlink editor (think Yugo) was a pain. JibJab did all the heavy lifting animating Trump & Co, albeit to 'Tequila', necessitating slowing it down and stitching together snippets as they applied. Needless to say, I'm not quitting my day job!
Thanks again!
Congrats! 555 for 1000 ;-)
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
It's that Too Far vs Not Far Enough mentality...
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
The "Ben Ghazzi is my running mate" line is pure genius! :-)
"Senate Boobs," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Timmy1000 Report this comment
Filibuster sure didn't do anything other than give us the same vote, by party, that should have been expected anyway.
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Timmy1000 Report this comment
It was a great video and you had a great singer for it.
"We Love Batman ," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Shadow Dancing,"Andy Gibb, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
This was originally going to be about fast food (Jack in the Box) as 'Fast Food Clownin'", but then Batman just popped into my head. We DO love Batman, but why? He is a bit twisted himself!
"We Love Batman ," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "Shadow Dancing,"Andy Gibb, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Some batdisco moves...
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
True gun guys are NOT fanatics
They own mostly semi-automatics
A bolt action or two
Mil-clones in .22
Shooting Gays in a club NOT their habit
"Just Eat It (1000th Parody Rewrite)," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Just Lose It,"Eminem, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Godspeed to good speed for your next milestone!
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Phil Alexander Report this comment
What Leough said :)
"Trump's the King," TJC parody of "Everything,"Michael Bublé, Comment by Leough Report this comment
Awesome video! LOL!!!
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Alright, I'll ad-lib something, I used to write limericks, though it was fifteen years ago or more, before I found Amiright. It's not that hard once you get the first hundred or so under your belt:

Some guys must keep up with the Joneses
And show off their big hairy stoneses
They stack up on guns
And on ammo in tons
While their girls sit and text on their phoneses
"The Limericks of Gun Control," Giorgio Coniglio's Grandson (ed.); various authors parody of "The Limerick Song (traditional),"sactoGranny, Comment by Lime Rickey Report this comment
Hey, people, do I have to do all the commenting? This is good stuff, if you can forgive Sarah's palindrome and self-repeating anagram. 5s. Maybe you don't like anything that doesn't smell like gun powder. Try this:
A sexy old actress named Fonda
Liked landing on men from up yonda
One geezer said, "Great!
But please come down straight --
I'm still rather fonda my wanda."
"Always Someone There to Assign Me," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Always Something There to Remind Me,"Naked Eyes, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Hey you, clean up that stuff in aisle 555! - If you have time to write, you're not working right!

June 20, 2016

"Trek "I Do"," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Btw, the planet killer was approximately 1.7 miles long (2700 m). ~ Star Trek Minutiae
"Graveyard Shift," Matthias parody of "Save Tonight,"Eagle-Eye Cherry, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
I was a little weary at first too, but you managed to make it work! I love the original song, and you did a good job throughout the whole thing.
"Got A Square You Can Spare?," Red Ant parody of "There's A Tear In My Beer,"Hank Williams, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
I'm not above a good potty humor parody. I've never heard the original (I'm not a big country guy), but the title sub was good and the spoof was pretty darn good if you ask me. Nice work!
"Golf Course," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Dark Horse,"Katy Perry, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
I don't like to watch golf on TV, but I think it's fun to play (even if I only do it like twice a year). I like the OS (but not my favorite Katy song), but you did a solid job with this one. Well done!
"Hunt Moose," Agrimorfee parody of "Footloose,"Kenny Loggins, Comment by Abbott Skelding Report this comment
Glad I wasn't the only one to feel the choruses were a little off. A fun idea, could have been a little better if you changed it up...but still a nice piece of parody.
"Fell Into A Big Hole," Matthias parody of "Fell In Love With A Girl,"The White Stripes, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
You should do a city version of this one dealing with falling into a manhole! 555 steps- be careful...
"On the Throne Again II (Short Version)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "On the Road Again ,"Willie Nelson , Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Thanks "John" ;-)
"Short Dicked Man," Hu's On First parody of "Sharp Dressed Man,"ZZ Top, Comment by Bimbo Eruption Report this comment
Well hey there, "Slick Willy" Clinton. Of course, as your mistresses would no doubt agree, it's not how much you've got so much as how well you use it.
"Always Someone There to Assign Me," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Always Something There to Remind Me,"Naked Eyes, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
This went with the OS so well. Fun parody
"On the Throne Again II (Short Version)," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "On the Road Again ,"Willie Nelson , Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
A royal flush
"Fell Into A Big Hole," Matthias parody of "Fell In Love With A Girl,"The White Stripes, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
A hole lotta funny stuff here
"Trek "I Do"," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
Guess I should be careful about trusting 48 year old memories, especially when they've been laundered thru a heart-lung machine. How could I forget that classic bit of dialogue between Kirk and Decker -- Matt, where's your crew? .... On the third planet ... There IS no third planet! ... Dont you think I know that? There was; but not anymore.
"At 7 Eleven," John Lomain parody of "Together Forever,"Rick Astley, Comment by John Lomain Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Peter, and Jonathan
"Bunnies Are Pooping in My Yard," Mick Terry parody of "Bridge on River Kwai / Hitler Has Only Got 1 Ball,"Mitch Miller & His Orchestra, Comment by Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec Report this comment
Is this a real-life experience? I know of ornery pet-store bunnies, staying on the loose indoors all day who deposit in room corners, but are easily cleaned up after with a vacuum. I would think that even flocks of bunnies on West coast campuses are not obnoxious to neighbors, and leave a bit of compost on the grass. Compared to raccoon-poop or dog-doo: inoffensive!. Dr GC ( Coniglio is Italian for rabbit).
"Always Someone There to Assign Me," the_conqueror_of_parodies parody of "Always Something There to Remind Me,"Naked Eyes, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
good clean fun! and there's the added benefit of getting this OS stuck in my head! which I love! I just love '80s music! :) 5's
"At 7 Eleven," John Lomain parody of "Together Forever,"Rick Astley, Comment by Jonathan Report this comment
Snoo-Pingas usual Icee! (old internet meme not sure if anybody will get it...) 5's
"Dinnertime," Mick Terry parody of "Summertime,"Porgy & Bess, Comment by Sandy Clara Report this comment
Makin' me hungry: appetite on the loose, smells enticin', taste buds workin' overtime, glands salivatin'. Regardless of any health issues. All 5's at this table.
"Bunnies Are Pooping in My Yard," Mick Terry parody of "Bridge on River Kwai / Hitler Has Only Got 1 Ball,"Mitch Miller & His Orchestra, Comment by Sandy Clara Report this comment
Loved the movie. No idea what Col. Bogey March & Hitler has only Got 1 Ball were until reading this & Googling. Sounds like you don't like bunnies too much. Is pharghting the appropriate archaic spelling?
"The Worst Day of Christmas," Mick Terry parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas,"Traditional, Comment by Sandy Clara Report this comment
Arresting alliteration, funny phonetics, imaginative imagery on a Christmas classic. Your ex-wife sure knows how to hurt a guy.
"Stan Polley Want a Cracker: Badfinger," Mick Terry parody of "Polly (aka: Polly Want a Cracker),"Nirvana, Comment by Sandy Clara Report this comment
Can't say it's all that funny. Can't say it matches pace of original. Can say it was about a very sad true situation. Well done in respectful tribute, not to pathetic thief Stan Polley, but to Bad Finger.
"At 7 Eleven," John Lomain parody of "Together Forever,"Rick Astley, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Where I live convenience stores aren't allowed to sell alcohol - thank God for moonshine or we'd never be able to handle breakups that way.
"Short Dicked Man," Hu's On First parody of "Sharp Dressed Man,"ZZ Top, Comment by ? Report this comment
Autobiographical?
"Fell Into A Big Hole," Matthias parody of "Fell In Love With A Girl,"The White Stripes, Comment by Peter Andersson Report this comment
Sending you 555 back issues of Outside Magazine.
"Trek "I Do"," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Btw, both the Constellation and Enterprise were under 1000 ft while in the SW universe an ISD is one mile long. Vader's Executor was (depending on source) 8-11 miles long. Decker only said in the episode that the planet killer was miles long. FYI
"Trek "I Do"," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
A few notes on the above. The ship was USS- Constellation (NCC-1017) that encountered the "planet killer" in system L-374. It was miles long, but not 1000 by any stretch. The Constellation was commanded by Commodore Decker who failed to stop the machine due to its pure Neutronium hull. Constellation was badly damaged so Decker ordered his crew down to the third planet which was consumed by the machine. Decker lost 434 souls and sought revenge. He used General Order 104 to take command of Enterprise, but still could not defeat the machine. Having gone mad, Decker steals a shuttle and kills himself when entering the Maw. This caused minor damage to the machine. Kirk then plots to detonate the Constellation's impulse engines inside the Maw in the same manner. Piloting her until the last minute then beaming out. The 97 MT fusion explosion knocks the machine out dropping power to zero. The hulk just drifts in space because it's hull can't be destroyed.
"At 7 Eleven," John Lomain parody of "Together Forever,"Rick Astley, Comment by Rob Arndt Report this comment
Oh thank heaven for 7-11! 555! Back in the '70s I remember my first 7-11 (open 7am until 11 pm). It was great. But there was also competition. Out here in California were Handy Pantries which later became Circle K's. The old HPs had slushies instead of slurpees and carried Double Cola, my favorite childhood soda. Good memories. Then ultimately the AM-PMs came tied to Arco gas. Most of the 7-11s I grew up with are long gone now :-(
"Short Dicked Man," Hu's On First parody of "Sharp Dressed Man,"ZZ Top, Comment by Another observation Report this comment
The longer the beard, the shorter the dick...
"Trek "I Do"," Robert D. Arndt Jr. parody of "I Love You,"Barney and the Backyard Gang, Comment by Callmelennie Report this comment
@Jonathan .. The episode you're referring to is called "The Doomsday Machine" which was device that looked like about a 1000-mile long dog turd that was roaming Federation space destroying entire planets. Windom is a Commodore whose starship was destroyed along with his entire crew in a skirmish with the machine, and so he is completely shell shocked. Seriously, nobody in the entire history of the series was ever as completely devastated as the Windom character ..... Later on, because he outranks Kirk, Windom commandeers the Enterprise and basically is about to pull the same suicidally stupid sh*t that got the first starsh*p destroyed; at which point Spock finds a "suic*dally stup*d sh*t" exception in Star Fleet regs that allows him to relieve Windom of command ........ At that point, like the traumatized, guilt-ridden, suicidal bastard that he had truly become, Windom hijacks a shuttlecrafts and flies it straight into the maw of this machine. And at this point, Windom, in a peformance worthy of a Tony award, really gives you a feel of what it would be like to be sucked into the maw of a machine powerful enough to vaporize Jupiter. Chilling stuff. One of my favorite episodes, BTW
"The Orlando Song," Michael McVey parody of "The Rodeo Song,"Gary Lee and the Showdown, Comment by Michael McVey Report this comment
For those who DKTOS, here is the version with all the bleeps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAwVWLgbUcg

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