If the US follows through on owning Gaza, it's not hard to imagine that starting a sequence of events culminating in the long-predicted Karmageddon.

Innocent people need lawyers, too, don't they? Felon 47 and his crew want to prosecute people who were doing their jobs properly, like Liz Cheney.

It's bonkers to want to fire the entire roster of the CIA all at once. It takes time to train those guys and for them to establish their contacts. A full purge leaves the country vulnerable. And Tulsi Garbage as director of intelligence is equally wacko.

Is the goal ultimately to make Felon 47's son Barron the Assad of America?

Sorry, but despite your desperate attempts at narrative creation, Gary has no effect on my life whatsoever, but it’s obvious his little catchphrase had a huge effect on you otherwise it wouldn’t have ended up in so many of your ‘tard tunes. Again, and for the 1,000th time, do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Good to see someone pay homage what could be the laziest, most cynical effort by any rock artist ever, let alone the Beatles .... The only way this song could have sucked harder is if they had persuaded Yoko Ono to sing the vocals

The CFPB would be another one to place in there. The consumer financial protection bureau protects consumers from being screwed by those like Leon Skum and Felon 47.

@Observer - never. Partly because you have *never* proven narratives as false (and "far left"? Puhlease.. the Overton window hasn't moved that far), but mainly because (as I said above) I only report comments that are pretending to be me. I did answer MAGA's pathetic drivel earlier, but that comment vanished as well.. and he's really not worth the time to respond to.

Thanks AV, I will try that one. I have a BTO parody coming soon too (It's another OS First Time parody)

Goob... Chingadera means F???Head in Spanish more or less. 😁

Maybe the US and Canada should make a trade, if you give us Trump we'll give you Mark Carney

Thanks for your feedback Guy.

C'Mon parody readers. This writer worked hard writing this parody and he would only like you to comment on his work. So C'Mon and write, wontcha???

Meant to say "He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me' Best line on AMIRIGHT all day long!!!

"He's the booger eatin' beagle that accompanies me"

Elon and the Donald! I once worked for that Major Government that is now buying everyone out and replacing every last one of those bums with two vacancies!!! Mice Write!!!

DKTOS. but "clueless" and "doofos" seem to play well together. Well done, all 5's/

Perfectly legit, inoffensive comments are getting deleted. This is beyond pathetic.

Fascist works for me to describe the orange ogre, as does authoritarian autocratic kleptocratic oligarchic totalitarian.

So weird.

Words mean stuff.

YES

BIGGIE

I've just submitted my own parody of this song, and wanted to see what others have come up. Yours is very good!

Trump - the first "fascist" in history to shrink the size of government. If you're gonna use buzzwords, it wouldn't hurt to know what they mean first.

On YouTube it is treated as a lost song but still funny

you guessed right Elene I got mad at trying to remember about trying to remember the word writers block at the time but the parody was about forgetting something else

then again I don't know where that guess came from, I just know I'm fighting it now.

I think guart is talking about writers block

darn I cant even remember what it's called any more

It just occurred to me that Suzuki now makes automobiles .. which means I could have said "Take me down Lil' Suzuki" which is almost "Little Susie" ... Missed it by THAT much

The 26 1 votes are clearly bogus, as there are only 12 views. Political messaging aside, l the choice of OS is inspired. When I was younger, the OS was frequently played at the beginning of wedding ceremonies ... Nobody could jerk an emotion out of you quite like Karen Carpenter

I enjoyed the words you used and they fit most of the cadence. For my use, I did change the last line to: Never too far from the toilet paper roll because it seemed to fit the meter better. I was going to use it for my radio show, Reflective Eclectic on February 5th 2025 for National Fart Day, but I ran out of room for the one hour show on Shady Pines Radio (ShadyPinesRadio.com) Thank you for doing this parody and I am always looking for submissions of songs on my show themes.

I would have suggested "When love is marching on" to particularly invoke the spirit of the original, especially to Americans.

Funny, I am an American and I don't see anything "extremely sweeping and damning stereotypes of many millions of Americans" anywhere on this page, except of "Irony" above who like many millions of Americans avers something that is not existing.

The irony here is that a British person is making extremely sweeping and damning stereotypes of many millions of Americans. I actually live in America. I know many conservative people, and others who sometimes vote conservative if the other option seems worse overall. None of them would in any way shape or form be supportive of nazis or anything like that

The only comments I ever report are ones like the one (currently) above, pretending to be me. I don't bother reporting the vacuous idiocy posted by anyone under the "MAGA" pseudonym, as it always demonstrates just how utterly idiotic as well as cowardly they really are. Why should I cover up for their Nazi sympathetic views?

...so what you're saying CML is that this person didn't deliberately choose to do a Nazi salute? Musk's Dr Strangelove moment of physical Tourette's? Or that he thought it was some completely different gesture that couldn't possibly be confused with a Nazi salute (unlikely, given what you seem to believe about his intelligence)? Or.. given some of his tweets supporting the likes of Tommy Robinson, AfD, etc. he might just be a Nazi sympathiser, and this was exactly what it looks like.

What Phil wants you to believe is that Elon Musk, perhaps wealthiest man on the planet and a private businessman who is running his own space program and a man who possesses one of the highest IQs on the planet ... this man deliberately chose to make a gesture that HE KNOWS would get him instantly shunned from polite society as the worst human being imaginable. Oh sure, Phil ....... And you know what Phil's "proof" is? He "finds it hilarious" that anyone would dispute his preposterous accusation

All comments deleted? That's a disservice to those who have taken the time to post intelligence remarks.

What is your purpose of the long empty space comment? To illustrate the current administration is full of hot air? To depict them blowing everything up?

Only a few percentage of people today were even alive back when that gesture held that meaning for a few years - that particular interpretation is older than copyright protection - it's really way about time to allow it in public domain for modern reuse in other contexts

After all, there are only a limited number of gestures the human arm can do so allowing dead nazis and dead ideologies to continue to occupy that particular sign is kinda like letting them win one battlefield retroactively forever and ever and ever.

Like I said above; Hitler was twenty years dead already when I was born and I'm sick and tired of being supposed to care what hand gestures and other pre-internet era (no, make that pre-television era) cultures thingies meant

For one other example; the Nazis were big fans of Coca-Cola, it was a big thing in Germany back then, so why not throw "that makes you a nazi symphathiser" in the face every time you see someone drink that particular soda or see an ad for it on television? (Not that hardly anyone watches scheduled television anymore, that habbit has both come AND gone big time since real nazism were killed off in 1945.

That's because you said NSYNC were the better boy band than the Backstreet Boys. It's like I don't even know you!

Yeah, and I've often been called a "grammar Nazi".. pulling in lots of different uses of the word is irrelevant to the discussion at hand: what Musk did was a gesture that he very definitely knows is associated with the original Aryan-destiny-supporting holocaust-causing world-war-starting bunch of white supremacists. That's the only thing that counts: that Musk knew he was being a Third Reich copycat.

I don't idolize anyone. I was just saying that that's where your rhetoric eventually inevitably leads, which should be prevented of course. Governments around the world still want to work with America. Democrats still want to work with Republicans in American government. You see this especially in congress. Yes, they often disagree but they try to work together. Your kind of hateful rhetoric exists on the campaign trail but at least mostly ends after the election typically in America

Old school nazism lost all meaningful relevance twenty years before I was born, so it doesn't mean more to me in current times than the spanish inquistion or the bubonic plague or the viking era raids described on rune stones in the area where I grew up.

And maybe it's easier to spot the MSM "everyone that oppose us is a nazi" pattern in a multicultural party system like Sweden's. We currently have eight parties in our parlament. The one that was called nazis when I was young are now in an oppositional coalition with the social democrats that used to smear them, best buddies and considered good guys. The ones that were called nazis after them now hold's the PM position and are considered society bearing, including full force support for democracy and defence in Ukraine. And the current belt holders of the nazi title since early 00s have sort of a trainee position within the government, again for the third time in my lifetime without the world collapsing or concentration camps popping up on the countryside.

Furthermore the term nazi that as late as around 2014 used to mean "person that wants to kill all jews" have over the last year of propalestinian protest gone through an 180 degree MSM switcharoo and now more and more often used to smear a "person that DON'T want to kill all jews". Yes, really, according to some gubment reporters here on and not just off the mic you're now a secret nazi if you DON'T support the idea of killing all jews between the river and the sea. Gotta admit not even I saw that coming. I don't wanna kill anyone, ever, so apparently that makes me a potential nazi over here these days. People can shout "the wolf/nazis are coming" as much as they want over a raised Musk hand gesture or a conservative party - I've heard it all before, it's been wrong every single time so far in my lifetime and it's wrong this time too.

"Go to war with America"?

...seems rather like Trump's going to war with America all by himself. I notice that you lot are *very* quick to ascribe inaccurate motives and predictions of behaviour for me, while trying desperately to ignore what those you idolize have actually said and done.

It's people like you who would encourage the world to go to war with America to free it from its leadership based on appearances or accusations

Peter, it doesn't matter that he might be autistic or if he was happy as fu**. There are just things one should not do in a public space. Twice, let's not forget.

How old to know what a Nazi salute is? One doesn't have to have been in the presence of actual Nazis to be aware.. so many movies, so many references.. are you really to suggest Musk doesn't know what he did? Just happened to pick that as a gesture for the crowd?

Exactly how old would you have to be to be familiar with a nazi salute? Most wouldn't know what it was, so easily could be done inadvertently. I'm not saying it was, just easily could have been

So how does that mean he wasn't intentionally doing a salute known pretty much the world over for what it is? The emotion was a bit weird, I'm confused over what he was getting so emotional about. He hadn't won anything. Was a bit overblown for a borderline sociopath who has backed a winning horse.

If you can't hear the real emotion in that speech, that he truly believes he's part of saving civilization and making us a multiplanetary species, that he's almost starting to cry like a happy child, that he's having to get physical with his whole body to stop himself from crying kinda like children do when they're worked themselves overtired but don't wont to go to bed just yet because they're having so much fun at the moment - then I don't know how to help you see it.

Oh, come on, Peter: you say "intervention with logic", the start with a completely inaccurate premise: the entirety of Musk's speech was/is available via multiple "mainstream" media sources. Pretending that Musk wasn't completely aware of what he was doing is laughable. Does intentionally doing a Nazi salute make him Hitler? Not necessarily. So why did he? Possibly just a leaf from the Trump playbook: do something to create a story and move on to the next scandalous bollocks while people are still frothing about the current one. But denying that he meant a Nazi salute is not a logical intervention.

Notice how MSM never show you the context, the before or after? Musk might be autistic or asperger (or both) but hardly a nazi (for starters, when would he find time to hang out in secret with that douche miniority dudes between running three of the words biggest companies AND being chased by reporters around the clock?)

Anyway - someone has now made a song/video out of the 90 seconds leading up to the "salute" or whatever you wanna call it - so feel free to rewrite it as a parody for AiR here while judging for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDnpIpCj1I

Why are you posting retorts aimed at George&GermaineBriantFan in other people's posts? Arch Vile's comment deleted. Hmm.

and Pete Hegseth. (Hunter was a coke fiend, BTW).

The fact that a half-wit like yourself, who posts virtually the same thing every day, sometimes multiple times, would even bring up the subject of “a higher purpose” may be the most risible thing I’ll read this week. Serious question: have you ever written a comment that didn’t have stolen bits from my past postings? Oh, I know, creativity’s hard, especially when you’re not exactly “gifted” with anything approaching a normal intellect. I wish you well with your dish washing career.

Way to nail it, AV. I agree with you on all of this, especially Bill Burr's idiotic comments. He's got more hair than brains when it comes to logical analysis. Lastly, does anybody understand why George&GermaineBriantFan is posting old retorts aimed at him in other people's posts?

Nobody in their right mind would think that Musk would be thinking "oh, it's a Roman Salute, nobody could mistake it for anything else"... he knew perfectly well what he was doing. Has the slavish devotion to Trump, the willingness to ignore his idiocy, his pettiness, his complete self-centredness etc ad nauseam.. has this blinkered viewpoint transferred over to Elon, now that Musk is kissing the Trumpian ring?

There's no such thing as a "Roman Salute" you will not find any reference to it in roman literature.

I advise anyone insisting that America is historical Germany to really analyze what it was like there back then. We studied historical Germany a lot in world history classes. I know enough to know that historical Germany was far worse, and there is no real comparison. You will take all kinds of harsh laws from people you agree with (aka people from the party you like), but then you resort to name calling, despair and anger when it comes from the other party

It's a Roman Salute. Nazis stole it. And like with everything else commies want the thieves to get to keep it.

I have no self awareness whatsoever.

This reads as a good candidate for the theme song of a Polar Bear Club. Good job.

*Only applies to politically connected drunkards, e.g. Hunter Biden.

NAZI!

I did Nazi that coming either ;-p We are in Germany 1933. All we can do is wait until 1945.

I am not one of the ones who did Nazi that coming. That was a great line by Phil.

Thanks for the comments!

It's been nice to see some of the MAGAt vomit finally getting deleted from the comments...Hasn't Beasty Boy already broken his oath to uphold the Constitution with the executive order to end birthright citizenship?

@CML I remember the original song from Austin Powers: Goldmember.

There's no need to point out that the title should say "Americans" not Chug Those Beer Cans." I'm not reposting as I may have been doing a drinking game when I was trying to post this. That's my excuse.

THE CALL IT FLUBBER,FLUBBER.ITS FLYING RUBBER

I know that was a fictional show, but I couldn't help but be impressed that a teacher is also certified as a bus driver. Or was Mrs. Frizzle a bus driver before she was a teacher. I need a lore check.

I always thought your parody of Jolene (Joe Greene) was hilarious, so I did one myself. And since I actually played a position directly opposite Joe Greene, I was able to craft a parody closer to the gist of the OS ... where I'm begging Joe Greene not to make a fool of me or hurt my QB ... "Cause I cannot protect from you, Joe Greene"

Way to nail it, AV. I agree with you on all of this, especially Bill Burr's idiotic comments. He's got more hair than brains when it comes to logical analysis. Lastly, does anybody understand why George&GermaineBriantFan is posting old retorts aimed at him in other people's posts?

Hang in there, Porf .. I'm here for you, ma-an!! Don't know the OS or the band, but it sure looks like a brutal takedown of P. Diddler .... Oh, as long as I have your undivided attention, you should know that I finally cracked the "Along Comes Mary" rhyme scheme with "If The Assn Had Sung Mary Had a Little Lamb"

No comments or votes yet?!

Well done AV, I really enjoyed this one.

Point taken and I had seriously considered that for the reasons you suggest, but ultimately decided that "burnt" as a past participle verb was more of a British English use, while Starship is an American band and the subjects of both the OS and my parody are American cities. Not reciprocally, "built" is the past participle verb in both dialects. ("Builded" is the only alternate past participle and clearly archaic in both.) Your comment is greatly appreciated. Thanks.

chucky did have the rule on hard profanity for many years. i guess he stopped caring, especially with whatfreaks no longer updating. regardless of opinion, this parody is complete garbage though

Now that's a nice touch of satire. I'm going to have something lined up on this topic, but it's going to be a personnel attack. Let's leave the tease at that.

wildcard is probably the first place I ever posted this. I picked guart milkster for a new name and would like to see ifI can get all these other names off the author page so there wont be a bunch of duplicates of my songs.

BRILLIANT!!!!

Go 'way! Batin'!

Well, Barry & The Bookbinders had this verse in their "Fart In An Elevator" song:

The fumes are getting worse!
Nobody gets out alive!
Smells like some kind of animal
Crawled up my butt and died!

when was the last time I was able to send anything here? To no surprise Banging my head on the wall doesn't help with writers block. I may have had an Atonic Seizure at home and decided I don't need to end up getting one at work so I quit my job.

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, returning as Tardsy, part XVIII. Since you seem to have missed it, almost all the other attention whores are currently gravitating to TikTok for the chance at a larger audience. Think of the advantages: you might actually find someone who likes your garbage posts and you can annoy the hell out of the Chinese with your geezer tunes, ghost girls and garrulous replies.

Plus the hype of the Colts being one of the greatest at the time doesn't help. As a result that game led to Namath's HOF induction.

I project!

@"voice of reason"[sic] - You think that the occasional "f***" in parody lyrics is what has made this site less of a nice place to go? Grow up.

Trump's frankly insane picks to run major departments is not blind listening to party rhetoric, or untrue. You would need to be terminally stupid (like the man himself) to consider RFK a workable choice for Health: someone who doesn't understand, is unable to weigh evidence, and believes/repeats the most crazy bollocks that is so easily disproven he obviously hasn't even tried to check.

How trumpian.

I did think that cracking the "Along Comes Mary" code was a significant achievement .. But I didn't expect that kind of tribute (It was a tribute in a way, was it not Great One?)

I think the original author of this parody is deceased.

You naaasty man. Being moron, it obviously didn’t occur to you that I, a purveyor of all things of the distant past, would never stoop to the level of using TikTok to spread awareness about my existence. Seeing as TikTok didn’t exist in 1940, and that I only reference songs from that year or earlier, it would be massive hypocrisy on my part to do so. Besides, anything that goes on TikTok is far above my head anyway. Sharpen your crayon and try again.

Wouldn't need all those "friends" if you had some level of competency in the city gov't. But no, let's slash budgets drastically & divert free water into the ocean instead of storing it. Sending much-needed equipment to Ukraine was brilliant as well. It's crystal clear who the real enemies of Californians are.

Do you think you could come up with a parody for Magic?

Great parody James. I'm in a bush band and sing "Lights On The Hill" regularly at a monthly pub gig in country NSW. I'm so tempted to sing this parody one day if you're agreeable to it. Will of course give you the credit. Cheers mate. Roger from Wamberal NSW.

Mexicans and Canadians have been helping to put out the fires while the Beast threatens to withhold aid to California. It is crystal clear who are the real friends of US residents.

Thanks for your comments

"Zuck" just publicly admitted that the Biden administration would bully him and his employees as far as what they wanted his site to allow. Looks like he took note of how the recent elections went and realized most Americans aren't for repression of speech. Cry it out.

The California conflagration can be blamed on two things: 1) DEI-obsessed bureaucrats who wanted to check off boxes instead of finding the most qualified people to administer all firefighting protocols, and 2) an illegal alien who was carrying some kind of "blowtorch", according to the local media. Guess which party supports DEI policies and illegal aliens?

^^^^George&GermaineBriantFan, returning as Tardsy, part XVIII. Since you seem to have missed it, almost all the other attention whores are currently gravitating to TikTok for the chance at a larger audience. Think of the advantages: you might actually find someone who likes your garbage posts and you can annoy the hell out of the Chinese with your geezer tunes, ghost girls and garrulous replies.

Abso-freaking-lootly! Loot rules their decisions.

To the lunatics who believe liberals control the weather, don't you think they would have ordered some rain by now for liberal California? Anyone losing sleep over Paris Hilton losing her home in the fires? In her memoir she confessed that she only pretended to vote for Chump in 2016. She won't need a FEMA voucher but many others will.

Normally I'm not a big fan of censorship but this site used to be a nice place to go to, to see parodies without the worst words. It's unfortunate that those days are over. In any event, we should stop listening blindly to party rhetoric and be willing to give the administration a chance. If unusually bad options are presented then congress can reject those until there's someone more palatable. Believe it or not, there are some issues where there is more than one acceptable way to look at them. If someone is truly liberal, then they would see that. Not everything you read about someone is necessarily true. And yes, there are still a lot of checks and balances in government so one person doesn't have too much power

I could not possibly disagree more with Phil. I never say anything thats easily deconstructed because then I'd lose credibility. I've been schooled in that, inasmuch as I have three older siblings who had careers as lawyers1. Anytime you didn't have your argument ducks in order, you'd get taken apart ... BTW, did you all know that Phil and I once got along famously. But then Phil, that champion of free discussion discovered that I was the worst person imanigable .. someone who mostly disagrees with him!!

Looked like a game played in hell to me. I actually watched it as a 12 year old. Baltimore Colts played awful. I don't know how they managed a 13-1 record. They weren't that good; their talent level on offense was awful. And the psychology pressing on the Colts minds sucked. They weren't simply to win, they were supposed to destroy the AFL champion. Anything else would be a disgrace. And they broke under the pressure

As a Cold War veteran I am disgusted and angry that a traitor fascist pig is about to establish a reign of terror once again. The original song was used to 'justify' the unnecessary 1991 Gulf War which made things even worse for everyone, in America AND the Middle East. And Lee Greenwood himself is such a sissyninny, he teamed up with Donnie the Antichrist to sell 'trump Bibles'. Now we are going to get RAPED once again. But it's OK to rape, commit incest, pedophiles, stealing, treason, all these crimes - isn't it? God Save the USA. God gave us brains and we need to use them. Step One is to depose and prosecute this Scheisse any way we can, legally! Because everything vhe does is illegal.

Football is just a cryptofascist metaphor for nuclear war ;-p

5-5-5. The only vote that matters. One more week until it becomes a Fascist USA. Should we leave like smart folks did in Nazi Germany?