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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Gay (I Promise)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Gay (I Promise)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

It's me, the real Dumb Ass Kid. About this parody - two friends grow up together, and after years of hitting on, one turns round and breaks the other's heart by revealing his sexuality. Heart-wrenching stuff *sniff*
This homosexuality it worsens every day
I never said i'd hold your hand or have a go, it's better if I say
For all the funny looks, your secret stash of porno books
Remember when your hand got stuck from jerking on the bathroom floor?

I'm not a gay
So stay a-way
I'm not a gay
Just hear me out

What will it take to show you that i'm not the boy I seemed
(I swear i'm straight)
I told you time and time again you call my name whilst you were having dreams
(I'm not a gay!)
To be a gay would suck, a lowlife nasty piece of junk
And now i'm straight you're truly f*cked, it's the last time that you'll take a look

I'm not a gay
It's not o-kay
I'm not a gay
So see me out

Forget all the dirty looks
Virginity my girlfriend took
You said to me you're out of luck, but i'm sure there's plenty more that's gay

I'm not a gay
I'm not GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'm not gay now
(So not gay now)

Now you really need to listen to me
Because I swear it's not a spoof
I meant it, i'm not gay!
(Bite me)

I'm not a gay
I'm not your gay
No, i'm not a gay
I'm not a f*cking gay
I'm not a gay
No not today
(Not gay)
Thanks to Dominic for talking me into writing some new stuff ; ) : To view my other parodies, click on my name at the top of the screen. My authors page also includes a biography. Enjoy!...

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 33

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Dominic L. - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, don't know the original
Dumb Ass Kid - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
S'okay, thanks for reading it anyway, which is a lot more than most people did
carol - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
well I took the time to read it too. After voting on the ones I like the most, I go back and check thru all the rest of them unless I am ill, or over tired. DKTOS, but it read well to me. 4's
Red Ant - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back DAK. dktos here though.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Carol - thank you. Your votes are much appreciated : )........... Red Ant - Cheers, man. Good to see you again too
Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
...am i like the only one to have also heard this song? oh yeah i've heard it, and i luvs it to death...haha... didnt stop me from rating 5's tho. this meets the pacing of the original really well and hey, its funny, and i dunno i hate ppl who are always like "oh eww he said gay...eww homosexual?? eww" its a word ppl....get over it...lol srry for that its not that i'm gay or anything (so dont anyone think i am :P lol) but i dunno...it makes me mad, but i laughed at this and anyone who heard the original probly did/would too XD
Dumb Ass Kid - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers, SM! Nicely said : )
Zion - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well is pretty good.. MCR rocks though..
a.d.i.d.a.s - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
yes i have heard the song and this parody is fuggin sweet! all 5's.
thexghostxofxyou - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
well......i absolutley love MCR, so yeah. it was creative.....but im trying to figure out why the hell people make these things....
Dumb Ass Kid - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Zion, adidas and thexghostxofxyou
Sara - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! XD
Dumb Ass Kid - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad I could make you laugh, Sara!
Pegz - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That was frikkin awesome!! The timing was perfect......it is so funny, i love the bit "For all the funny looks, your secret stash of porno books" Tis great
NeonPaul - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I was gonna do this one, but you did it so much better - All 5s!
dude - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
omg wtf, very funny and oh so wrong!!
Matt R - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! loved it...i did a parody to this song called I'm Hungry (I Promise) and theres no comments on it yet...it was s*** but there are people out there who make parodies better like you :) well done...555
Erin - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
OHMIGOD, I WAS FALLING OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING!!! XD!

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