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Song Parodies -> "Amy, Amy, Amy"

Original Song Title:

"Hefty, Hefty, Hefty"

Original Performer:

Hefty Trash Bag Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Amy, Amy, Amy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I owe this one to Max. Amy Schumer claimed in an interview that John Cena penetrated her in the sex scene in the movie 'Trainwreck." Cena did not deny it. Amy bragged about not minding!!!
Slutty
Nutty
Crazy
Amy
Scene gone wrong love making
Amy, Amy, Amy
Bragging, bragging, bragging
Amy, Amy, Amy
Although her frame is slowly sagging
She's gonna play a Barbie
What the hell's wrong with Sony?
Amy's not that pretty
Chris Hemsworth as Ken handy
Simply, Simply, Simply
Bargain basement casting
Cover her crotch with a rug then... Yuck!!!

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Reviewer - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe that million(s) dollar deal for a book about her vagina has gotten to her head? Looking forward to the Barbie movie actually - turkey award candidates can be entertaining in their own special way! Remember when Kevin Costner was in that place where studios just didn't know how to say no to his stupid plot ideas? That's where Amy is right now. We'll just have to sit it out.
Robert D. Arndt Jr. - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Ann Smyrner played Bild Lilli in that movie:
https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/449163762819464599/
Jonathan - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
oh sure, but when I do it, I'M a creep! 5s
P.S. to any PC-police force members, the above is what we call a joke! albeit, not a very good one... but still!
Rob Arndt - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Amy Schumer's next movie is "Snatched" which comes out May 12, 2017.
Dan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I keep hearing about this actress, but what is she known for? I think she was in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. that's all I've seen her in.
Brandon Reina - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Amy Schumer dropped out of the deal with Sony Corporation during filming of the Barbie theatrical movie so Anne Hathaway (best known for her role of Princess Mia from The Princess Diaries movies) stepped in as a replacement. Barbie is scheduled for release in 2020. I still have the Barbie direct to video movies.
Rob Arndt - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Why are studios jumping so many release dates? Barbie was supposed to debut on June 29, 2018. Now it's May 2020! Death Wish and 6 Billion Dollar Man both jumped from Dec 2017 to March 2, 2018 and 2019 respectively. Bond 25 Risico has jumped from Nov 2017 to Nov 3, 2019! WTF???
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Rob, because of 2017 being such a crappy year for movie ticket sales. They don't want to unload these just yet until the dust settles. Hmm, security code SUQ.

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