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Song Parodies -> "Baby, It’s Warm Outside"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, It’s Cold Outside "

Original Performer:

Dean Martin and Marilyn Maxwell

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, It’s Warm Outside"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I’m starting to sweat
(Baby, it's warm outside)
My armpits are wet
(Globally warm outside)
This decade has been
(Moisture’s upon your chin)
So freaking hot
(It’s all those cows, they fart a lot)

The fossil fuels we keep burning
(Millions of turbines churning)
Petroleum, gas and the coal
(Must admit it’s taking a toll)
Humanity had best start learning
(It’s possible things are turning)
How can we ever get to our goal?
(Maybe move up to the North Pole?)

It’s getting so late
(Baby, it's toasty out)
For COP28
(Definitely roasting out)
The average is near
(Hotter with every year)
To 1 point 5
(How will the birds and bees survive?)
We gotta get back to biking
(Walking, carpooling, hiking)
Commuting by train or bus ride
(Climate crisis can’t be denied)
A hundred and five
(Warmer than normal)
(Both) Baby, it's warm outside

“Ugh, you're quite the know-it-all, you know?”
“I'd like to think of it as scientific.”

It’s gotten much worse
(Baby, it's warm, yes, ma’am)
It’s time to reverse
(Warmer than warm, hot damn)
The troubling trend
(Here comes the drought again)
That leads to doom
(More floods and wildfires coming soon)
The modeling sure looks vicious
(Ignorance is pernicious)
In Celsius or Fahrenheit
(Get together, time to unite)
And not that I’m superstitious
(Think of all the penguins and fishes)
But countries are leaning far right
(It’s a generational fight)

We live by the bay
(Sea level’s rising now)
And that’s not okay
(It isn’t surprising now)
The hurricane watch
(Barometer’s up a notch)
Is on my phone
(Three feet of sandbags round our home)
There's bound to be big tornadoes
(As if we lived in Barbados)
There won’t be anyplace left to hide
(Can’t exactly outrun the tide)
I guess we could pray
(It’s starting to storm out)
(Both) Baby, it's warm
Freakishly warm
Outside

“Okay, fine, just pour me another ice cold margarita”
“That took a lot of convincing”
©️Bob “Freakishly Warm” Gomez 2023

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UIOP - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
You should take the next flight to continental Europe. I hear it's a real antidote for warming blues. No wait, the whole continent is snowed in by one of the largest snowstorms in 100 years But I hear its a warm snow
Bob Gomez - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Denialism at its best! I expected nothing less from this site. Thanks, all, for your votes and very revealing anti-scientific comments!
Bob Gomez - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Here’s a fun read: https://global-tipping-points.org/
Yawn - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
You Climate Cultists are so predictable. Here's something far more truthful and entertaining: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2015/11/12/one-of-the-longest-running-climate-prediction-blunders-has-disappeared-from-the-internet/
Far More Fun - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
"Climate experts believe the next ice age is on its way. According to recent evidence, it could come sooner than anyone expected." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQRqr9_jw5I
The Score Thus Far: - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Leonard Nimoy: 1
Al Gore & Other Delusion Dwellers: 0
Bob Gomez - December 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, I get all my latest news from YouTube and 2015. Cool.
Bob from Dayton - December 07, 2023 - Report this comment
2015 is an improvement, though, from that dorsal orifice who keeps repeating that same song from 1935 over and over. I once asked our group home retard how he felt about using the same song several times each day, and he told me he did a great job. So yeah, by all means act shocked when you consider 2015 to be old news.
Dispatches From Reality - December 08, 2023 - Report this comment
If you want to cut down on carbon dioxide emissions, you can start by demolishing the Climate Cult priesthood's huge carbon-spewing mansions and dismantling the carbon-spewing private jets those privileged parasites go flying all over the globe to their swanky carbon-spewing conferences. See, this is how we know there's no crisis: because none of you Climate Cultist vermin ever ACT like there's any crisis. You flaming hypocritical privileged parasites obviously don't believe a word of the BS you're spewing; so why should we?
Bob Gomez - December 26, 2023 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks, Dispatches! That’s a lot of carbon-spewing, tho. Glad you liked the song.

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