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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Bob Gomez
I've been making up parodies since I was a kid. I used to read Mad magazine and sing the parodies with my brothers. I can remember hearing Allan Sherman records, and later I picked up on Tom Lehrer, the Bonzo Dog Band, FireSign Theater and of course the great Monty Python troupe. Other influences have been Woody Allen, the Marx Brothers, and lately Al Franken. I'm a big fan of Weird Al, and I've been to see his shows four times so far. My son and I were the ones walking around the crowd with a giant poster that said, "LET'S POLKA OUR EYES OUT!" with scissors drawn on the side.
In high school I took an English class called Satire and Comedy, which pretty much taught me what I needed to know about parody, lampoon, burlesque, caricature, farce and irony.
I've been writing parodies down more "seriously" since 1985 or so. Most of what I've written has been for coworkers and family--birthdays, retirements, going-away parties, or just to needle the local authorities. I've had 300 people sing along with me at a school board meeting, and I occasionally do "guest artist" appearances at talent shows and graduations.
This website is the greatest thing since Al Gore invented the Internet. I see great stuff on here that Weird Al could never think about doing, and that's what makes it unique and enjoyable. I still think Chucky G should charge for this service.
I don't vote on songs I'm not familiar with. I don't write a parody unless I'm very familiar with the original. It helps me to have performed the song live. Otherwise the rhythms end up sounding, to quote an old poetry professor of mine, "like a chair falling down the stairs." If a parody doesn't flow with the rhythm of the original, it pretty much ruins the song for me. Sorry, I'm just picky that way.
Personal favorites from my own list so far: "How Can You Mend A Broken Car," "AmiRight Writer," and "Free Samplin'." I sang this last one at a party and a friend of mine nearly had a hernia and fell off his chair. He kept laughing and shouting, "Too close to home! Too close to home!" That's when I know I've fulfilled my mission as a parody writer--when it hits "too close to home."
I'm grateful to be a part of this online community, and I'll keep submitting as long as the ideas feel fresh and keep coming. Rock on, people. d;:^)
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Samplin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| I Swear | I Swear | All-4-One | |
| I Bombed Iraq Today | Hurt | Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash | |
| Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song) | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | |
| The Rinse That Cleans My Things | The Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | |
| Just The Weight You Are | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| How Can You Mend A Broken Car | How Can You Mend A Broken Heart | Bee Gees | |
| Lootin' | Groovin' | The Rascals | |
| Sing of Thongs | Sing a Song | Big Bird (Sesame Street) | |
| I Believe In Crude | I Believe In You | Neil Young | |
| Weekend Workin' Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | |
| AmiRight Writer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Addicted to Suds | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | |
| I'll Be (In The Nursing Home) | I'll Be | Edwin McCain | |
| Gimme A Five | Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | |
| Plug In Yer Nose (But You Better Not Pick It) | Love Is A Rose | Linda Ronstadt/Neil Young | |
| Tie A Yellow Ribbon ('Round George Bush's Neck) | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| It's Inedible | Unforgettable | Nat | |
| Teenage Student Binge Referrals | Turtle Power (Theme from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show) | Partners in Kryme | |
| Grillin' | Willin' | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Floss Me In The Morning | Touch Me In The Morning | Diana Ross | |
| What I Like About Jews! | What I Like About You | The Romantics | |
| Purple Hose | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | |
| What The World Needs Now (Is Rugs, Sweet Rugs) | What The World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | |
| Malcolm Higgins' Girls | California Girls | The Beach Boys | |
| I'm Smelling You Now | I'm Telling You Now | Freddie and the Dreamers | |
| Crammin' | Jammin' | Bob Marley and the Wailers | |
| Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song) | Born to Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| All Right Malc (Part 2) | All Right Now | Free | |
| All Right Malc | All Right Now | Free | |
| Spammin' | Jammin' | Bob Marley and The Wailers | |
| AmiRight Star | So You Want To Be A Rock N Roll Star | The Byrds | |
| I Believe I Can Walk | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | |
| Butcher Nice Songs | Put Your Lights On | Santana/Everlast | |
| A Tune Full Of Boogers | A Spoonful Of Sugar | Julie Andrews | |
| Annika, the Golfing Lady | Lydia, the Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| The Vegetable Song | See Me, Feel Me | The Who | |
| For The Longest Time | For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | |
| Online Romance | A Fine Romance | Fred Astaire | |
| Yellow Is The Color | Colours | Donovan | |
| I've Seen Islamic Revolutions | Revolution | The Beatles | |
| F-L-O-R-I-O | Gloria | Them | |
| You Can Leave Your Mask On | You Can Leave Your Hat On | Randy Newman | |
| We're Lovin' You, Bill Tong (We Don't Wanna Lean Right) | If Loving You Is Wrong | Luther Ingram | |
| Everybody Plays With Food | Everybody Plays The Fool | The Main Ingredient | |
| Boxing Lady | Foxy Lady | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin) | Jolly Holiday | Julie Andrews/Dick Van Dyke | |
| Call Me (The Telemarketer Song) | Call Me | Chris Montez | |
| Here Come The Puns | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | |
| Searchin' For Them WMD's | Searchin' | The Coasters | |
| Nobody But Homer | Nobody But Me | The Human Beinz | |
| Feed By Breast | Be Our Guest | Jerry Ohrbach/Beauty And The Beast | |
| Five Chalupas (For Wild Man) | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Summertime Flu | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | |
| The Road Rage Song (Desafinauto) | Desafinado | Antonio Carlos Jobim | |
| Take Five | Take Five | Dave Brubeck | |
| Peregrin and Merry | Gary, Indiana | Ron Howard/Robert Preston | |
| If You Were A Parodist (Summer Savings: Two Songs for the Price of One!) | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin | |
| Tragic Bust | Magic Bus | The Who | |
| Gorilla's Got Me | You Really Got Me | The Kinks | |
| Bonafide Maki Roll | Old Time Rock and Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Cheese Gone! | She's Gone | Hall and Oates | |
| Burgers, Fries, Yummy Lunch | I Can't Help Myself | The Four Tops | |
| Ambush In The Streets | Dancing In The Street | Martha and The Vandellas | |
| Where Bryant Sleeps Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| Those Were The Days, Hussein | Those Were The Days, My Friend | Mary Hopkins | |
| You Can't Say That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | |
| Recall California | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| Bad Parodies | Bad Company | Bad Company | |
| Cruz Bustamante | Guantanamera | The Sandpipers | |
| Ben Called The Whole Thing Off | Let's Call The Whole Thing Off | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Clean My Room | In My Room | The Beach Boys | |
| Spaff, Spaff | Laugh, Laugh | Beau Brummels | |
| Viagra | On Broadway | The Drifters | |
| Mike Pacholek | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Just Sneezed | Breathe | Faith Hill | |
| I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush) | I Believe | Frankie Laine | |
| The Ballot of Arnold Schwarzenegger | The Ballad of Davy Crockett | George Bruns/Tom Blackburn | |
| The Limbaugh Rock | The Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | |
| Puff, the Hip-Hop Daddy | Puff, the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul and Mary | |
| White-Out! (The World's Shortest Parody) | Wipe-Out | The Surfaris | |
| Mocking Nerds | Mockingbird | James Taylor and Carly Simon | |
| You've Got Depends | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | |
| I Kneed You | I Need You | America | |
| It's My Party (And I'm Dennis Kozlowski) | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | |
| Rumsey Boy | Soldier Boy | The Shirelles | |
| My Bill | I Will | The Beatles | |
| I Can Irritate People (The Roommate From Hell Song) | Everyday People | Sly and the Family Stone | |
| Taming of the Shrew | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | |
| An AmiRight Christmas | Happy Christmas/War Is Over | John Lennon | |
| Michael, Whoa! You're Goin' To Court! | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | The Highwaymen | |
| Prosty, the Ho-Man | Frosty the Snowman | Mitch Miller | |
| Iraqis Together | So Happy Together | The Turtles | |
| Silver Balls | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | |
| No Curry, Baby | Don't Worry, Baby | The Beach Boys | |
| The Rivendell Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| My Favorite Words | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| A Visit From Dr. Nicholas | A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| Have A Pip And Merry Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Frank Sinatra | |
| Dumber Than Dumb (The Beavis and Butthead Song) | The Little Drummer Boy | The Harry Simeone Chorale | |
| Christmas Stress Is Here | Christmas Time Is Here | Vince Guaraldi | |
| Will I Have HIV Tomorrow? | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | |
| Homeless Again | Home On The Range | Traditional | |
| When There's No California Sun | Warm California Sun | The Rivieras | |
| Christmas Food Leftovers | Christmas Bells Are Ringing | Traditional | |
| Dean, Dean | Green, Green | The New Christie Minstrels | |
| Simon Cowell | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | |
| This Halftime Moment | This Magic Moment | Jay and the Americans | |
| Farting Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | |
| Let's Get Acne Together | Let's Get Together | The Youngbloods | |
| Between Iraq and A Hard Place | Rock 'N' Me | Steve Miller Band | |
| Christ Fever | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | |
| Eat On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | |
| Eat On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | |
| I Wed My Spouse In San Francisco | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Gimli Was An Awesome Dwarf | Papa Was A Rollin' Stone | The Temptations | |
| Martha, My Dear! | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | |
| When A Man Loves A Walrus | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | |
| King On The Road | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| Body Parts Here, There And Everywhere | Here, There And Everywhere | The Beatles | |
| All Gay, And All Of Them Guys | All Day And All Of The Night | The Kinks | |
| All Of These Knights | One Of These Nights | The Eagles | |
| Welcome To Your Hell-Hole, Condoleeza' | Hotel California | The Eagles | |
| The Grounds Of Starbucks | Sounds Of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Go Through The Motions | The Locomotion | Little Eva | |
| Dick Cheney | Windy | The Association | |
| Tons Of Food Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | |
| Somewhere On My Computer | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Claude Is The Funniest | One | Three Dog Night | |
| We're So Sorry 'Bout The Prisoners | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| The Ballad of Abu Ghurayb | The Ballad of the Green Berets | Barry Sadler | |
| Porn's Free | Born Free | Roger Williams | |
| My GERD | My Girl | The Temptations | |
| Gringo Basic Espańol | Creole Lady Marmalade | Patti LaBelle | |
| My House | In My House | Mary Jane Girls | |
| Blue Undies | Blue Christmas | The Beach Boys | |
| Girlie Man | Surfer Girl | The Beach Boys | |
| I'll Buy No Carbs (The Atkins Diet Song) | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | |
| John Kerry | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | |
| I Got Embarrassed | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | |
| I'm Beginning To Sound A Lot Like Grover | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Spam's My Meat | Stand By Me | Ben E. King | |
| Slow Man | Soul Man | Sam and Dave | |
| This Song Is All Yellow | Yellow | Coldplay | |
| Dancing Without Any Rhythm | Walking In Rhythm | The Blackbyrds | |
| The Crazy Things Yo Mama Do | The Way You Do The Things You Do | The Temptations | |
| Wonky-Talk Woman | Honky Tonk Woman | The Rolling Stones | |
| Baby Got Back | Baby Come Back | Player | |
| I Fought The Bra (And The Bra Won) | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | The Bobby Fuller Four | |
| I Saw Her Hand In There | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | |
| Good Punctuation | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | |
| The Comedian | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Fast Food Farting | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | |
| Poopy | Spooky | The Classics IV | |
| Black In The U.S. of A. | Back In The U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | |
| Boston Red Sox | Dirty Water | The Standells | |
| Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Don't Vote For Bush Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| Hooters | Sunshine On My Shoulders | John Denver | |
| Losing Sucks Ass | All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | |
| Yo, Canada! | Oh, Canada! | Various | |
| The Poor Mangled Gunner | The Star-Spangled Banner | Various | |
| This Piss | This Kiss | Faith Hill | |
| After The Old Bush | After The Goldrush | Neil Young | |
| Fifty Ways To Knead Your Lover | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Hand Job | Willie and the Hand Jive | Johnny Otis | |
| Here Comes Menopause | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| My Ethno-U.S.A. | God Bless The U.S.A. | Lee Greenwood | |
| Harry The Nazi | The Happy Wanderer | Frank Weir | |
| Dammit, My Chute's Blocked | Down In The Boondocks | Billy Joe Royal | |
| Marion's Massive Mammarians | Madam Librarian | Robert Preston | |
| Let's Go To Iraq! | At The Hop | Danny and The Juniors | |
| I Can't Bite This Meatloaf Anymore | Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | |
| I Caught A Movie | I Got A Woman | Ray Charles | |
| Damn! I Feel Like A Woman! | I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | |
| Sixteen Guns (The Elmer J. Fudd Song) | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Blue Velvet (The Movie) | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | |
| Pulp Fiction | Suspicion | Elvis Presley | |
| She's Poopie! | Shipoopi | Buddy Hackett in 'The Music Man' | |
| Clickin' on AmiRight | Twistin' The Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
| Pope Has Got A Brand New Tag | Papa's Got A Brand New Bag | James Brown | |
| Wookie | Woman | John Lennon | |
| A 2-1-1 Song, A 2-1-1 | I Met Him On Sunday/Da Doo Ron Ron | The Shirelles/The Crystals | |
| In My Wife | In My Life | The Beatles | |
| Ate Two Pounds of Bread | Ain't Too Proud To Beg | The Temptations | |
| Gay Men | Amen | Sidney Poitier in 'Lilies of the Field' | |
| Don't Click Fives, This Song Bites | Don't Think Twice, It's Alright | Bob Dylan | |
| Gimpy Elders | Gimme Shelter | The Rolling Stones | |
| The World Of Wine | The Girl Is Mine | Michael Jackson with Paul McCartney | |
| Do You Love Meat? | Do You Love Me? | The Contours | |
| Stooges: Moe Better | Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | |
| F@#%in' Blew New Orleans | Walking To New Orleans | Fats Domino | |
| I'm Hockin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Wouldn't AmiRight Be Nice? | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | |
| ¡Hola! ¿Cómo Estás? | Oye Como Va | Santana/Tito Puente | |
| Brassiere | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
| La Vie Unclothed | La Vie en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Rove Is Strange | Love Is Strange | Mickey and Silvia | |
| Call Me Evangelical | Call Me Irresponsible | Frank Sinatra | |
| Harriet Miers | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Bird Flu | Bird Dog | The Everly Brothers | |
| Crazy Muslims Burned My Car | Drive My Car | The Beatles | |
| Guys Will Remember Boobs | I Will Remember You | Sarah McLachlan | |
| Gonads | Go Now | The Moody Blues | |
| Cold, Cold Butt | Cold, Cold Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Hollandaise!Salivate! | Holiday | Madonna | |
| I Don't Wanna Throw Up On You Like That | I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That | Elton John | |
| Santa Claus Is Humbling Two Clowns | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditonal | |
| I'm A Wiretapper | Girl Watcher | The O'Kaysions | |
| Tappin' Americans' Phones | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | |
| Scooter, The White House Leaker | Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Gay Stripper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | |
| Stick It To Guys | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| Every Call You've Made | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
| I Like Big Fonts | Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-Lot | |
| I Cross The Line | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| That's Oil | That's All | Bobby Darin | |
| You've Shot A Friend | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | |
| I Caught Britney With Her Panties Off | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| Sparse the Hair on Britney's Thing! | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| Sympathy for Santa | Sympathy for the Devil | The Rolling Stones | |
| Crap! In the Name of Film! | Stop In the Name of Love | The Supremes | |
| Guy Boobs | Night Moves | Bob Seger | |
| Bad Lay | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | |
| Cagamos | Bailamos | Enrique Iglesias | |
| The Night Obama Kicked Me Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | |
| They Paid Sarah's Buys | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | |
| It's Now, Forever | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Barack-in' Around the Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Do You F@#%in' Hear Me? (The Rod Blagojevich Song) | Do You Hear What I Hear | Miscellaneous | |
| Lucky Slum Dog | Jumpin' Jack Flash | The Rolling Stones | |
| Like A Cock | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | |
| Swine Viruses | Time Passages | Al Stewart | |
| Y-O-G-A | YMCA | Village People | |
| I'd Shave Anything | I'd Do Anything | Oliver! Cast Recording, written by Lionel Bart | |
| Bad Move on the Right | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| This One's For The Squirrels | This One's For The Girls | Martina McBride | |
| Stupid, Long Movie | You Belong With Me | Taylor Swift | |
| I Love the Oscar Nights | I Love a Rainy Night | Eddie Rabbit | |
| We Ate H-O-R-C-E | D.I.V.O.R.C.E. | Tammy Wynette | |
| Nerd City | Surf City | Jan & Dean | |
| Referee | Refugee | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | |
| PED's | Dominique | Soeur Sourire (Jeanine Deckers, The Singing Nun) | |
| And It Droned Me | And It Stoned Me | Van Morrison | |
| Under My Gums | Under My Thumb | The Rolling Stones | |
| Pope Is in the Boys' Room | Smokin' in the Boys' Room | Brownsville Station | |
| Cain! | Mame | Broadway musical cast | |
| Vajazzle's Not My Style | The Shadow of Your Smile | Tony Bennett | |
| I'll Pay Nada | Mas Que Nada | Sergio Mendes and Brazil '66 | |
| Brozilian | Maria | West Side Story Broadway musical cast | |
| Nifty Pints: Freak's Fridge Song (Healin' Smoothie) | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Super-Calloused, Craggy, Sebhorreic Keratosis! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews and the cast of Mary Poppins | |
| One Pope, Older, Resigns--Sweet Jesus! | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer and Shipley | |
| I'd Catch a Parade For Ya | Grenade | Bruno Mars | |
| Damn Sequestration | Dance to the Music | Sly & The Family Stone | |
| Not Funny | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | |
| I Want You to Want Meat | I Want You to Want Me | Cheap Trick | |
| Seventy-Six, Now Pope | Seventy-Six Trombones | Robert Preston | |
| I'm Looking Through Pants | I'm Looking Through You | The Beatles | |
| DOMA | Lola | The Kinks | |
| Jong Fool Young-Un | Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress | The Hollies | |
| Aloha, Boys! | Aloha 'Oe | Lili'uokalani | |
| Signin' Up For Healthcare | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| When You Bit On My Shoulder | Put Your Head On My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| Marry On, My Gay Third Son! | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | |
| Oklahomo! | Oklahoma! | Broadway Cast | |
| Simpsons Fan | Simple Man | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| "Fairy" Indiana | Gary, Indiana | Robert Preston and Ron Howard | |
| Gay Marriage Ruling | Wells Fargo Wagon | Ron Howard and The Music Man Cast | |
| The First Corelle | The First Noel | Traditional | |
| Facebookin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| Vlad Putin | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | |
| I Got a Lot of Dishes To Do | I Got a Lot of Living To Do | Cast of Bye Bye Birdie | |
| Boehner, What a Lonely Fart! | Owner of A Lonely Heart | Yes | |
| The Sailor | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
| They're Going to Make Me a Meme, Ha-haaa! | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! | Napoleon XIV | |
| All Over the Fox Channels | All Along the Watchtower | Jimi Hendrix | |
| Busted! | Busted | Ray Charles | |
| Busted! | Busted | Ray Charles | |
| Take Good Care of My Prius | Take Good Care of My Baby | Bobby Vee | |
| Shoppin' Around for Christmas Trees | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Faux Christmas Tree! Faux Christmas Tree! | Oh, Christmas Tree! | Traditional | |
| Anchors, We Have Heard Some Sigh | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | |
| This Guy Trump's A Moron | Midnight Train to Georgia | Gladys Knight and The Pips | |
| I'm Just a Guy Who Works at Chipotle | Bony Moronie | Larry Williams | |
| Dreck Appalls! It's Loud Trump's Folly! | Deck the Halls | Traditional | |
| I'll Have To Reelect You In A Song | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | |
| Gonna Vote For Hillary! | Going Up The Country | Canned Heat | |
| This Sad Old Party! | Let's Have A Party | Wanda Jackson | |
| Malheur Savior | Father Figure | George Michael | |
| Old Bern' | Young Girl | Gary Puckett and the Union Gap | |
| Rubio | Julia | The Beatles | |
| Bundy, Bundy (My Man, Bound) | Monday, Monday | The Mamas and the Papas | |
| Miss You (Not) In November | See You In September | The Happenings | |
| Three-Way of Chumps | Freeway of Love | Aretha Franklin | |
| Don Trump Feud | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| La Fiesta de Hillary Clinton | El Jarabe TapatĂo (Mexican Hat Dance) | Traditional | |
| Make America Great | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| How Can I Keep From Voting? | How Can I Keep From Singing? | Robert Wadsworth Lowry | |
| You're A Dickwad, Mr. Trump | You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Thurl Ravenscroft | |
| Don't Wall Me Out! | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Blame It On Barack Obama! | Blame It On The Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Will You Dump Me? (from "Swindler On The Loose") | Do You Love Me? | Fiddler On The Roof Broadway Cast | |
| Talk to Republicans (from the upcoming film "Donald Be Little") | Talk to the Animals | Rex Harrison | |
| Drumpfster Fire! | Ballroom Blitz | The Sweet | |
| Trump Test For Immigrants | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
| Trump Camp | Rebel Rebel | David Bowie | |
| Maybe McCain Must Fall | Baby The Rain Must Fall | Glenn Yarbrough | |
| Tweetstorm From Hell | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | |
| Hillary Rodham Clinton | City Of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | |
| Back In The White House--Again! | Back In The High Life Again | Steve Winwood | |
| Post-Election Coming Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Kris Kristofferson | |
| My Sharia Law | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | |
| Lately I Love Feng Shui | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | |
| Phone Call To China | Slow Boat To China | Kay Kyser | |
| Lib's Are Reminiscin' 'Bout Obama's Reign | Rhythm Of The Rain | The Cascades | |
| Old Holy Socks | O Holy Night | Traditional | |
| Peril Of The Balls | Carol Of The Bells | Traditional | |
| To The Loo, MacDougal | Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral (That's an Irish Lullaby) | Bing Crosby | |
| Yoga Night | Boogie Nights | Heatwave | |
| Loading Time | Closing Time | Semisonic | |
| Vladdie's Clown | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | |
| Vlad P. Nice | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Calendar Babe | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | |
| Ain't No Starbucks In My Town | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
| Agent Tool Clown | Satan's Jewel Crown | Louvin Brothers | |
| Givin' Trump a Drubbin' | Gimme Some Lovin | Steve Winwood | |
| Down On The Border | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Shuttin' Down | Hey Little Cobra | The Rip Chords | |
| Gracias a La Migra | Gracias a La Vida | Violeta Parra | |
| ICE Forces | Wild Horses | The Rolling Stones | |
| Riffin' on the Shutdown Today | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | |
| Donny Trump Got Stuck in the Shutdown | Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| The Government's Shut Down | Undecided | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Trumpie | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Trollin' | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| Tin Wall Pisser | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Lefty Bob | Happy Jack | The Who | |
| The Perfect Patsy | The Perfect Nanny | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| The Shithole of Your Mind | Windmills of Your Mind | Noel Harrison | |
| En mi viejo San Juan | En mi viejo San Juan | Javier SolĂs | |
| Gen'tals On My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| Fest'rin' Union | Western Union | The Five Americans | |
| Twenty-Six Ones (Anastasia Wiener) | 26 Miles (Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | |
| Stumbling Trumpanzees | Tumbling Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Blacking's Back! | Black Is Black | Los Bravos | |
| A Day in the Whitehood | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | |
| Whole Lotta Racist Goings-On! | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Lazy Day for Donald T. | Lazy Day | Spanky and Our Gang | |
| We Can't Fund This | U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | |
| Rippin' Trump | Rip It Up | Little Richard | |
| Roger "Rolling" Stone | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | |
| Jell-O | Shallow | Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga | |
| The Mueller Report | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | |
| Sometimes When We Suck | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | |
| Westminster Upheaval | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | |
| Brexit Boys | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| With Respect to My Dead Monkfish, Harold | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Lefty-Leaning Parodist | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| When You Walk Through Our Store | You'll Never Walk Alone | Rodgers & Hammerstein | |
| My Brick House | Brick House | The Commodores | |
| Prosimian Haplorrhine | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| The Paradest Battle of The Mall | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| Let’s Get Away From Your Mom | Let’s Get Away From It All | Frank Sinatra | |
| Moldy Pie | No Reply | The Beatles | |
| COVID's In The Air | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | |
| Super Callous Narcissistic Trump Coronavirus | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke | |
| Cough and You Sneeze | Call Me the Breeze | J. J. Cale | |
| Down, Down | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Camp Corona | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Who's Right Now? | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | |
| Got COVID This Christmas | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) | John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band | |
| Vaccine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Screen Time | Sleigh Ride | The Ronettes | |
| Baby, It’s Warm Outside | Baby, It’s Cold Outside | Dean Martin and Marilyn Maxwell |