-> "Faux Christmas Tree! Faux Christmas Tree!"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Christmas Tree!"
Parody Song Title:
"Faux Christmas Tree! Faux Christmas Tree!"
The Lyrics
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
How tinselly and sparkling!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
You've helped to keep my car clean!
You dazzle me in summertime,
In corner of garage, sublime!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
How tinselly and sparkling!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
You're made for easy cleanup!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
I feel so Eco-green, yup!
I hose you down with powerwash!
Or join me in the shower's slosh!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
You're made for easy cleanup!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
My artificial best friend!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
The 1960's best trend!
No haggling at parking lots!
Or treating kids to Tater Tots!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
My artificial best friend!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
I hear my neighbors bitchin'!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
A family tradition!
Real sap and needles make a mess,
Increasing parents' Christmas stress!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
I hear my neighbors bitchin'!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
My ersatz Yule shines crassly!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
Forever you'll outlast me!
I plant you on revolving tray!
You rotate red and green all day!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
My ersatz Yule shines crassly!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
Brighter than any urinal!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
Thy flocking's sempiternal!
You radiate such Christmas cheer!
I'll write a verse, then drink a beer!
Faux Christmas tree!
Faux Christmas tree!
Brighter than any urinal!
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Pacing: | 4.7 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
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Total Votes: | 14 |
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