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Song Parodies -> "Mike Pacholek"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Mike Pacholek"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Hey, Mike. I figured since you liked "My P-recious" and "Five Chalupas" you wouldn't mind me repeating myself. Congrats to the Yanks and maybe I'll see you in the Series.
Callin' out to parodists
And satirists
Let me tell you all about
Mike Pacholek!
If you're hip to New Yawkese,
Dig liberties,
Those are reasons that you must
Like Pacholek!

You oughta check his songs,
Before long
You'll be laughin' like a frickin' hyena
Or Bill Tong
All because of our
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mi-ee-ike, WOOO!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!

It's a challenge, I admit
To rhyme with wit
'Specially if you're rhymin' with
"Mike Pacholek"!
Doesn't wear no Rolexes
Or drive Lexus
And don't call him up if you'd
Like a toe-lick!

'Cause he don't go for that
Kinda stuff
He's no fetishistic
Freaky Democrat
In the buff
He's our masterful
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mi-ee-ike, WOOO!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!

If you're into baseball now
He'll show you how
Nobody can touch the King
Of the Diamond!
Chalkin' up the parodies
And victories
He's a Hall of Famer
Gold Glove of Rhymin'!

And on his Field of Dreams
He's a star
Writing songs for every single blessed team
Near or far
He gets standing O's!
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mi-ee-ike, WOOO!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!

When you're talkin' politics,
Pacholek clicks,
No one scores a point like yer
Mike from Jersey!
Knockin' neocons around,
Gives pound for pound,
Even Georgie Bush was heard
Cry-in' mercy!

And in 2004
We will see
Who will pull us out of Bush's holy war
Could it be
I'll be voting for
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mi-ee-ike, WOOO!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!
M-M-M-Mike Pacholek!
Turn off your cell phone and watch the friggin' game!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Five, five, five, WOO! Thanks, Bob. I was nervous at first, and not in a good way. When I think of the way some of these guys could have gone, it's a relief to know you did this well... and, as Lily Tomlin would say, "That was not entirely tasteful. Thank you."
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice tribute Bob. - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I just mentioned this parody in another comment and realized I hadn't commented *here* yet. The toe-lick rhyme is worth 5s by itself.

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