-> "I'm Hockin'"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Walkin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Hockin'"
The Lyrics
I'm hockin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah
So sorry, snuck up on me!
Projectile, like a Scud, you see!
Forgive me--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Whatsamatter, dude, where's your wedding smile?
Like epaulets, it's way in style!
Looks kinda sweet, so hang awhile--
So go get 'er, dude, 'n' walk down the aisle!
I'm coughin', yes, indeed
And I'm hockin', some huge loogies
I'm copin'--
Don't you hock back at me!
(Instrumental, throat-clearing, sputtering, wheezing)
I'm hockin', yes, indeed
And I'm coughin', got flu, you see
Beg pardon--
Your suit caught that loogie!
Yeah, yeah
Asthmatic as I can be,
I'm payin' the drug companies;
I'm mopin',
But your best man is me!
Whatcha gonna do, call the wedding off?
Gotta see it through while I cough, cough, cough!
Sorry 'bout the last one, it had some loft--
Get me a spittoon or a three-horse trough!
I'm coughin', yes, indeed
'N' I'm hockin', it's stuck like brie
It's ropy--
Don't you hock back at me!
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