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Song Parodies -> "Purple Hose"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Purple Hose"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Have you ever known someone who wears the same color all the time? Well, I do. And this is her song.
Purple Hose

Purple hose
On my girl's thighs!
Purple mascara complements her eyes!
Purple dress
And a purple ring!
Whatever it is, that girl's
Got a purple thing!

Purple trees
All around the yard!
Purple hubcaps on a purple car!
Purple rugs
Decorate her house!
A purple mousetrap and a purple mouse!

Purple pens
On my baby's desk!
Purple stationery, I confess!
Purple Post-It notes, and purple paper clips!
A purple sandwich with-a purple chips!

Purple cheese
All in her fridge!
"Have some?" "No, thank you--well, maybe just a smidge."
Eggplant stuffed
With some Concord grapes!
Can you guess what color were the crepes?

Sent purple flowers
For the day of her birth!
Some amethyst bling-bling
For what it's worth!
She kicked me out, and I don't know why!
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

ęBob Gomez 2003

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 21

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