Song Parodies -> Purple Hose
| Original Song Title: | "Purple Haze" |
| Original Performer: | Jimi Hendrix |
| Parody Song Title: | "Purple Hose" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Have you ever known someone who wears the same color all the time? Well, I do. And this is her song.
Purple Hose
Purple hose
On my girl's thighs!
Purple mascara complements her eyes!
Purple dress
And a purple ring!
Whatever it is, that girl's
Got a purple thing!
Purple trees
All around the yard!
Purple hubcaps on a purple car!
Purple rugs
Decorate her house!
A purple mousetrap and a purple mouse!
Purple pens
On my baby's desk!
Purple stationery, I confess!
Purple Post-It notes, and purple paper clips!
A purple sandwich with-a purple chips!
Purple cheese
All in her fridge!
"Have some?" "No, thank you--well, maybe just a smidge."
Eggplant stuffed
With some Concord grapes!
Can you guess what color were the crepes?
Sent purple flowers
For the day of her birth!
Some amethyst bling-bling
For what it's worth!
She kicked me out, and I don't know why!
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!
Purple hose
On my girl's thighs!
Purple mascara complements her eyes!
Purple dress
And a purple ring!
Whatever it is, that girl's
Got a purple thing!
Purple trees
All around the yard!
Purple hubcaps on a purple car!
Purple rugs
Decorate her house!
A purple mousetrap and a purple mouse!
Purple pens
On my baby's desk!
Purple stationery, I confess!
Purple Post-It notes, and purple paper clips!
A purple sandwich with-a purple chips!
Purple cheese
All in her fridge!
"Have some?" "No, thank you--well, maybe just a smidge."
Eggplant stuffed
With some Concord grapes!
Can you guess what color were the crepes?
Sent purple flowers
For the day of her birth!
Some amethyst bling-bling
For what it's worth!
She kicked me out, and I don't know why!
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!
©Bob Gomez 2003
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