Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I Cross The Line"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Cross The Line"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Play along with this recycled hit from an Oscar-nominated movie.
(Key of F)
I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind;
I cross the line.
(Key changes to Bb)
I find it very, very easy to be crude.
My songs about gay cowboys can get lewd.
Right now I'm writing while completely nude!
When I'm online,
I cross the line!
(Key changes to Eb)
I scored some pig and human DNA
And made some hybrids in my lab today--
Somehow that porcine person ran away!
I'm in some bind--
I crossed the swine!
(Key changes to Bb)
Went to a party with some freaky friends
Some dressed as Barbies, others dressed as Kens!
Transgenders danced with other intersexual blends--
Drank too much wine!
I crossed the line!
(Key changes to F)
I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!...
I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind;
I cross the line.
(Key changes to Bb)
I find it very, very easy to be crude.
My songs about gay cowboys can get lewd.
Right now I'm writing while completely nude!
When I'm online,
I cross the line!
(Key changes to Eb)
I scored some pig and human DNA
And made some hybrids in my lab today--
Somehow that porcine person ran away!
I'm in some bind--
I crossed the swine!
(Key changes to Bb)
Went to a party with some freaky friends
Some dressed as Barbies, others dressed as Kens!
Transgenders danced with other intersexual blends--
Drank too much wine!
I crossed the line!
(Key changes to F)
I keep a clothes swatch on this d;:^o of mine.
I leave my fly wide open all the time.
My exhibitionism's by design:
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!
Sick is my mind,
I cross the line!...
©Bob Gomez 2006
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Lines were drawn to be crossed...or something like that. 5s
tsk tsk!! 5's
a cowboy named sue
Funny one.
This crosses a good quality line
At least you didn't cross a picket line. That would've dropped this from a five to a one. As for your pig-man, as George Costanza would say, he can take the bus!
The key change is slightly off, but still 5's.
I got a huge laugh from this song of thine.
To give it less than 5s I must decline.
Things are just funnier, I often find.
across the line.
WIsh this were mine!
:-)
To give it less than 5s I must decline.
Things are just funnier, I often find.
across the line.
WIsh this were mine!
:-)
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnycash63.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 3835
