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Song Parodies -> "All Of These Knights"

Original Song Title:

"One Of These Nights"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"All Of These Knights"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all Monty Python freaks and especially those living across the pond. My son helped me with the research on this one.
All of these knights
All of these crazy old knights
They wanna find that Monty Python's
Holy Grail of Christ

King Arthur is hoppin'
His virtual horse
Hollow coconuts cloppin' behind
For his Redeemer
He got inspired
But questing can sure be a grind!

Oooo, comin' to a forest
Run into those Ni-sayin'-Knights--
Oooo, Arthur is victorious,
Comes back from the florist,
Shrubbery's nice!

Lanky John Cleese,
One of his most familiar scenes, now:
Up in a castle,
Mmm, lets out squealy screams--

Like, "Your mother was a hamster!
English bed-wetting types!
So, you think you could out-clever us? No?
And your father smelt of elderberries! Go boil your bottoms!
How you English say, 'I unclog my nose'?!"

Oooo, up against the fortress
Where Le Frenchie sputters mean lies!
Oooo, Arthur's feelin' sore, yes
What a bunch of dorks, yes,
All of these knights!

(Instrumental--Cleese shouting "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you
empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper!....Ah fart in your general
direction!.... Ah wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of
second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters!....Now go away, or Ah shall
taunt you a second time!")

All of these knights--
Mmm, do without "The Passion Of Christ"--
Top your Guinness glass off,
Laugh your frickin' ass off,
Get a load of Monty P's knights!

Monty P's knights
Hooo, hooo, hoo,
Hooo, hooo, hoo!

Monty P's knights
You can rent it, you can rent it!

Monty P's knights
Cloppin' right behind you
Palin, Jones and Idle, now----

Monty P's knights
And it's Sir Galahad, and the virgins want a spanking---

Monty P's knights
Monty P's crazy crazy crazy knights---

Monty P's knights
Chopping and a-seeking, Black Knight's neck is leaking---

Monty P's knights
Wanna say yeaaaaaaaah!---------
ęBob Gomez 2004 Pythons rule! Eagles rule! AmiRight RULES!!!

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alvin rhodes - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i love python....good job on this one...5s
Jack Wilson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
AWESOME JOB!!!!!!! 5's! This one DEF needs a recording!
David Chrenko - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny movie. Very funny parody.
Johnny D - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious movie, hilarious parody, and not a frickin' walrus in sight! Here's 555 swords from some naked woman layin' about in a pond. ;-D
Jack Wilson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree both the movie and this parody are hilarious!
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob - Know the song but never paid too much attention to Monty Python (I know that's sacrilege, but it's the truth). From what I hear they were entertaining.
Gopher Holes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Monty!! Yeah! I can't wait for the recording of that song!

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