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Song Parodies -> "Pulp Fiction"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Pulp Fiction"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"Hey, honey, I rented a great DVD for us tonight....."
Instrumental introbackground singers: "Ewwwwww.."

Quentin Tarantino decided he would make a movie
Starring John Travolta with extra pounds and slicked-back hair.
Kind of like "Blue Velvet"'s sex, violence, drugs and music groovy:
Junkie babysitter, with Uma dancing, what a pair!

"Pulp Fiction," torn in 3 parts..
"Pulp Fiction" geeks love film noir!
"Pulp Fiction," high art to me!

Here comes old Bruce Willis, the washed-up action hero boxer,
Ripping off the take from the boxing match he should have thrown!
Cokehead Uma's snorting
Uncut heroin and it clocks her;
Quentin's hypodermic goes straight through bra and breast and bone!

She's twitchin'--horse stemmed her heart..
She's twitchin'--needle, that smarts!
She's twitchin', aortally!

Ving Rhames chases Brucie and big bucks that palooka owes him;
Captured in a gun shop, poor Ving's tied up, and roughly porked!
Willis to the rescue, and grateful mercy Ving bestows him—
Then it's back in time to the hitmen versus robber dorks!

"Pulp Fiction," form's avant-garde!
"Pulp Fiction," peak of film noir!
"Pulp Fiction," why watch TV????

©Bob Gomez 2005....."Okay, you get to choose next time..."

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Red Ant - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL 555, love movie parodies.
Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The path of the comedian is beset on all sides by the inequities of the unfunny and the tyranny of stolid men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the humor through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's entertainer and the finder of inner children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with one-votes. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my fives upon you.
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
this is my favorite of the day....laughed all the way to the closing credits...
Bob Gomez, walking through the valley of the AmiRighteous - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Red, Michael, alvin, glad you liked it and thanks for the comments. Michael, great take on the Sam Jackson stock speech. Amen, my brethren. d;:^)
Chuck A. Spear - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I usually love your parodies, Bob- but this didn't work for me- not just because I haven't seen the movie- but because I "picture" the song in my head....and it just doesn't seem to work. (and the performer was Terry Stafford- not Elvis- though they sounded identical). I won't vote.....because if one can't say something nice.....
Bob Gomez - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Elvis recorded it before Stafford (1961). I think that you have to have seen the movie to see this as funny at all. The fact that the movie jumps backwards and forwards in time made the parody difficult to sequence--I actually omitted the entire middle section called "The Watch" with Christopher Walken. I suppose another verse could have done the trick, but I felt enough was enough. Anyway, Chuck, I really do appreciate your honesty and I have no problem with anyone voting however they wish. I'm not doing this for votes, I'm doing this for fun. Oh, and don't mind Michael, he's not really the Lord or anything.
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Elvis did do the song first, but his version isn't as good as Stafford's. And he never had another song worth mentioning. In other words, Stafford's near-perfect imitation (with a much better arrangement) must've used up all his talent in two minutes. (There's a Johnny D joke in there, but I'll skip it.) And I was speaking metaphorically about that "Lord" stuff, as was Jules/Samuel J.
Bob Gomez - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Right you are on the versions, Michael. Although I must admit my favorite one is by the Bonzo Dog Band with Vivian Stanshall doing a hilarious lead.

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