-> "Pulp Fiction"
Original Song Title:
"Suspicion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pulp Fiction"
The Lyrics
Instrumental introbackground singers: "Ewwwwww.."
Quentin Tarantino decided he would make a movie
Starring John Travolta with extra pounds and slicked-back hair.
Kind of like "Blue Velvet"'s sex, violence, drugs and music groovy:
Junkie babysitter, with Uma dancing, what a pair!
"Pulp Fiction," torn in 3 parts..
"Pulp Fiction" geeks love film noir!
"Pulp Fiction," high art to me!
Here comes old Bruce Willis, the washed-up action hero boxer,
Ripping off the take from the boxing match he should have thrown!
Cokehead Uma's snorting
Uncut heroin and it clocks her;
Quentin's hypodermic goes straight through bra and breast and bone!
She's twitchin'--horse stemmed her heart..
She's twitchin'--needle, that smarts!
She's twitchin', aortally!
Ving Rhames chases Brucie and big bucks that palooka owes him;
Captured in a gun shop, poor Ving's tied up, and roughly porked!
Willis to the rescue, and grateful mercy Ving bestows him—
Then it's back in time to the hitmen versus robber dorks!
"Pulp Fiction," form's avant-garde!
"Pulp Fiction," peak of film noir!
"Pulp Fiction," why watch TV????
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