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Elvis Pressley, Elvis Presley (THE KING), Elvis Presley/ The Beatles, Elvis Presley or Bill Munroe, Elvis, Carl Perkins/Elvis Presley, Big Mama Thornton/Elvis PresleyI don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley | Gotta run. Neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles. Unknown |
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A drunken Elvis bumped into a building and started cursing it out. His bodyguard, Red West, pulled Elvis away, and said to the startled crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has lipped the building". Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
| Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live? A: In the Gateau... Submitted by: Bugsy
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Also known as: Elvis Aron Presley. Submitted by: restingtomcat
Known informally as: Elwood Pretzel. Submitted by: Geoff
Known informally as: The King, Elvis The Pelvis. Submitted by: SusanG
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Jailhouse Rock, King Creole, Live a little Love a Little, Kissin Cousins, Flaming Star." | What can i say? This guy was just oozing with cool. - Lanley |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Elvis Presley" | "Truck Driver" | - Uh Uh Uh |
| "Elvis Presley" | "Shabbos Goy" | besides truck driver, he did a number of odd jobs, including a Shabbos goy...a goy (non-Jew) hired by religious Jewish people to do things on the Sabbath that they aren't allowed to do. - Ra'akone |
| "Elvis Presley" | "Truck driver" | He went into a recording studio to cut a song for his mother, and the rest is history. - crazydon |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "An American Trilogy" | The title has been assigned to this medley of three songs, none of which contains the medley's title (not surprisingly). The three songs are "Dixie", "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" (a song which itself doesn't have its title in its lyrics), and a third song that might be best known as "Hush, Litttle Baby, Don't You Cry", since that is its opening line. - Thessaly Danes |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Elvis Portly | He was pretty fat near the end | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Elvis Parsley | I'm sure we've all heard the joke about his name. | Ed |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Jailhouse Romp" | "Jailhouse Rock" | The Rev. A. Palgut |
| "Wear My Ring Around Your Nose" | "Wear My Ring Around Your Neck" | The Rev. A. Palgut |
| "Hot Dog" | "Hound Dog" | The Rev. A. Palgut |
| "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Boy" | "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear" | The Rev. A. Palgut |
| "Don't Be Crude" | "Don't Be Cruel" | The Rev. A. Palgut |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Heartbreak Hotel," | No actual hotel has that name. | Lesa |
| "Heartbreak Hotel," | Ruptured hearts are treated in hospitals., | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Blue Moon of Kentucky," | What next, Pink Moon of Nebraska? | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Blue Moon," | Last time I checked it it was yellowish | Susanna Viljanen |
| "You're the Devil in Disguise," | Would not want to date that chick | Rich |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Rosanna's Going Wild," Johnny Cash | "Wild In The Country," Elvis Presley | |
| "Little Marie," Chuck Berry | "(Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame," Elvis Presley | |
| "Springtime Mama," Henry Gross | "Mama Liked The Roses," Elvis Presley | |
| "A Swarm Of Bees," From A Second Story Window | "I Got Stung," Elvis Presley | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "All Shook Up" | "All Grown Up" | Phil Alexander |
| "Return To Sender" | "Return To Letters" | Lionel Mertens |
| "It's Now or Never" | "These Clowns Are Deadwood" | John A. Barry |
| "The Wonder Of You" | "Those Wonderous Elves" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Blue Suede Shoes" | "Cheesehead Views" | Dave W. |
| "Kentucky Rain/In The Ghetto" | "Elvis Has Done "FitzGerald!"" | Callmelennie |
| "It's Now Or Never" | "It's Vows For Hefner" | Airfarcewon |
| "Love Me Tender" | "Legal Tender" | Barry J. Mitchel |
| "Don't Be Cruel" | "I Play Pool" | Airfarcewon |
| "(I did it) My Way" | "(I beat) Mitt Romney" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Teddy Bear | Build-a-bear workshop | Andrea Huckstep |
| I Slipped, I Stumbled, I Fell | Dancing On Ice | Pickle |
| In The Ghetto | Elizabeth Shopping Centre, Adelaide,Australia | Franz Chong |
| G. I. Blues | G. I. (Glycaemic Index) diet books | pickle* |
| Teddy Bear | Snuggle Fabric Softener | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| "Viva Las Vegas" | Gamblers Anonymous | Iludium Phosdex |
| Rubberneckin' | RACQ | Lici |
| (You're The) Devil In Disguise | Church | Mark |
| She's Not You | Dating Services | Meagan |
| In The Ghetto | Goodwill | Kira |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Wanna Be A Cowboy Boys Don't Cry | All Shook Up Elvis Presley | I Wanna Be A Cowboy All Shook Up | Yvette Bristle |
| Breakout Swing Out Sister | Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley | Jailhouse Breakout Rock Escaping inmates' theme song. | Stella Constellation |
| Everybody Is A Star Sly And The Family Stone | Flaming Star Elvis Presley | Everybody Is A Flaming Star You mean EVERYONE is gay?!! | Rocky |
| Big Girls Don't Cry Four Seasons | Don't Cry Daddy Elvis Presley | Big Girls Don't Cry, Daddy | David |
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"Bosom of Abraham"
Misheard Lyrics: Zoom zoom my baby and you rock my soul.
Original Lyrics: Bosom of Abraham, well you rock my soul
| "Good Luck Charm"
Misheard Lyrics: One sure kiss 'cause I just can't miss
With a good luck charm like you Original Lyrics: Want your kiss 'cause I just can't miss
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"Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: Everybody in the wholesale lot
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock Original Lyrics: Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the jailhouse rock | "All Shook Up"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll wash ya' cup.
Original Lyrics: I'm all shook up.
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"Teddy Bear"
Misheard Lyrics: The backing singers, singing "Hot Bananas" - EG "Baby let me be (hot bananas) your lovin' teddy bear (hot bananas) etc
Original Lyrics: Backing singers singing "Bap-a-da-da" '
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ali B Back in the days of AM transmission, when reception came and went like a mountain mist, this was one of many misheard lyrics on the car radio. |
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"Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics: The warden said, 'Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair.' Why They're Funny: ...and put it in places where wooden chair parts and gerbils should never be... (rolls eyes)
Submitted by: Yamaneko
| "Jailhouse Rock"
The Funny Lyrics: Number forty-seven said to number three,
'You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.' Why They're Funny: Okay, I know it's a rock classic and all, but just...think about these lyrics for a second...
Submitted by: Miguel
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"Suspicious Minds"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Don't you know I'm caught in a trap
I can't walk out Because I love you too much baby Why They're Repetitive: This repeats a lot... ESPECIALLY at the end
Submitted by: A.L.
| "Hound Dog"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You ain't nothin but a hound dog
Cryin all the time and Said you was high class that was just a lie Why They're Repetitive: some 'king' indeed. Personally, I prefer the beatles. At least they have more than 10 words in their songs!
Submitted by: Ronni
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"Jailhouse Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair.
Why They're Nonsensical: He's suggesting to use a wooden chair as a partner? That makes no sense at all!
Submitted by: Yamaneko
| "One Night"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I ain't never did no wrong
Why They're Nonsensical: The lyrics are in English, but a very mangled form of it, as one can see from this triple-negative, which implies that the narrator "always did no wrong", which means that he always did right. So it could actually have four negatives.
Submitted by: Brian Caddell
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"You Were Always On My Mind"
The Insincere Lyrics: You were always on my mind
Why They're Insincere: If Priscilla was always on the King's mind, then why did they divorce?
Submitted by: oldrock
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"Can't Help Falling In Love"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you Why They're Misrhymed: 'In' definitely does not rhyme with 'you.'
Submitted by: JD
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"Baby Let's Play House"
The Insulting Lyrics: I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man. Why They're Insulting: Isn't it obvious? These lines without a doubt suggest violence against women.
Submitted by: Chowder
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"Return To Sender"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone. Why They're Inappropriate: These lines have also been cited as dated, because zip codes have replaced zone numbers, and for that matter, I haven't know of the U.S. postal service returning anything to sender in quite some years. however, I do remember how years ago letters were sometimes returned with a stamp (ink stamp, that is) applied to them with blanks to check the reason for the mail being returned. one possible reason that I saw so indicated was "addressee unknown". I don't remember any such category as "address unknown". that makes sense, for as long as an address were unknown, how would one be motivated to even try sending the letter? so the "address unknown" reference in the song is in all likelihood a confused impression of the "addressee unknown" category.
Submitted by: Connie Brady
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"Return To Sender"
The Dated Lyrics: Return to sednder, address unknown
Why They're Dated: Previous posts have noted the dated nature of the phrase "no such zone" in the line following this one, as U. S. postal zones were replaced by zip codes in 1963 (the year after this song came out!). But this line too seems to be dated, as far as I know. I don't now of the U.S. Postal service returning anything to sender anymore. It used to be that one of the reasons for returning a letter to sender was for neglecting to put any postage stamps on it. But the last time I mailed a letter forgetting to put stamps on it (within the last few years) I never saw it again. Incidally I do remember how years ago letters were sometimes returned with a stamp (ink stamp, that is) applied to them with blanks to check the reason for the mail being returned. One possible reason that I saw so indicated was "ADDRESSEE unknown". I don't remember any such category as "ADDRESS unknown". That makes sense, for as long as an address were unknown, how would one be motivated to even try sending the letter?
Submitted by: Connie Brady
| "I Need Your Love Tonight"
The Dated Lyrics: I got the hi-fi high and the lights down low
Why They're Dated: If you can remember the 1950s or early 1960s, you might remember a then 'state of the art' record player being referred to as a 'hi-fi'. That was short for 'high fidelity', meaning sound recordings had reached a level of faithful reproduction that much reduced distortion, hiss, etc. But if you're not old enough to remember that, the term 'hi-fi' might not at all compute with you. Even though recordings have become, if anything, progressively more high fidelity, that became an obsolescent name for recordings and the machines for playing them, about the time stereo became normative, and a player of vinyl records was soon more likely to be called a 'stereo' than a 'hi-fi'. In other words, the term 'hi-fi' was symptomatic of the period when such high fidelity was a new-fangled thing, and not something to be used as a name when high fidelity was to be taken for granted as further sound recording refinements (like stereo, digital, etc.), came into being. As vinyl records later gave way to eight track tapes, cassette tapes, and then compact discs, I'm not aware of the term ever being applied to a player of anything but vinyl records. Though we literally have continued to enjoy higher and higher fidelity recordings played on those later devices, the term 'hi-fi' has been strictly passe for decades.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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"Way Down"
The Dirty Lyrics: All of my resistance lying on the floor
Why They're Dirty: Time for doing the nasty with the King-or maybe he just split his pants again!
Submitted by: Kenneth Besselman
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"Can't Help Falling In Love"
The Song Lyrics: Wise men say only fools rush in.
Song They Mention: Fools Rush In
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
| "Memories"
The Song Lyrics: Of holding hands and red bouquets And twilight trimmed in purple haze.
Song They Mention: Purple Haze
Submitted by: Rafeal De La Ghetto
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"Please Don't Stop Loving Me"
Opening Lines: Please don't stop loving me. You were born just to be in my arms.
Comments: Submitted by: Claire Grayson
| "Ask Me"
Opening Lines: Ask me if I wanted to caress you
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Rock-A-Hula Baby"
The Made Up Words: rock-a-hula
Comments: Submitted by: Loree Dare
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"Hound Dog"
The Lyrics: "You ain't nothing but a hound dog."
Why: To negatives make a positive. It has to be : You ain't anything but a hound dog or You are nothing but a hound dog.
Submitted by: Chris
| "Hound Dog"
The Lyrics: They said you was high class
Why: Hey, Elvis. I know [that] you're Southern, but shouldn't that be, "They said you were high class"?
Submitted by: Christi
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"Kentucky Rain"
The Lyrics: Kentucky rain keeps pouring down.
Why: Refers to the U.S. state of Kentucky
Submitted by: Eileen Wright
| "Viva Las Vegas"
The Lyrics: Viva Las Vegas
Why: Refers to Las Vegas, Nevada.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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"Wooden Heart"
The Lyrics: Muss i denn, muss i denn
Zum Stadtele hinaus Stadtele hinaus Und du, mein schat, bleibst hier? Why: this verse is in German, rest of song is in English
Submitted by: adam
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"I Want You, I Need You, I Love You"
The Lyrics: Every time that you're near,
All my cares disappear. Why: Every time that you're near,
All my pears kiss a deer. Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
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