Jokes about Elvis Presley from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
A drunken Elvis bumped into a building and started cursing it out. His bodyguard, Red West, pulled Elvis away, and said to the startled crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has lipped the building".
Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!
Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsely
What's green and dances? Fred Asparagus
While performing one night near Jacksonville, Florida in 1990, a lady comes up to Elvis and says 'I thought you died in 1977?'
Elvis replied, 'Well, I faked my death. You see, my bodyguards took me up to a cave in Arkansas and had me frozen BUT about a year ago, all of the ice melted because I guess I'm A-HUNK-A-HUNK-A-BURNING-LOVE
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