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"It was like the big corporations, the big machine didn't want us to succeed or exist. We were shaking things up, and they fought against us, as far as not being able to get radio play and throwing any obstacle they could in our path. We were like aliens.” – Joey Ramone to MOJO in 1999.

- Ramones
Submitted by: James Ramone

Anyone who pays $250 to see Madonna lip-synch (in concert) ought to be shot. Why is she (Madonna) such a nightmare? Her tour has been a disaster, and it couldn’t happen to a bigger c***. She looks like a fairground stripper. When you (Madonna) get up on stage tonight you make sure you do your lip-synching right!

- Elton John
Submitted by: You Wanna Kiss the Bride Madonna?

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