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"Death wears a big hat 'cause he's a big bloke. We're only living this instant." - Elvis Costello

- Submitted by: Alex Aerni

"Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere." - Elvis Costello

- Submitted by: Alex Aerni

"There's no money back guarantee on future happiness." - Elvis Costello

- Submitted by: Alex Aerni

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.
- Elvis Costello

Even in a perfect world, where everyone was equal
I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel.
- Elvis Costello

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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