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A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?'
I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
- Davey Havok

- Submitted by: I.z.

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come...

Davey Havok

- Submitted by: Raven

Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't wanna have children because they don't wanna place them in this world.
- Davey Havok

- Submitted by: I.z.

Interviewer - Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video occurs in your crotch?
Jade - Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video takes place in my crotch?
Davey - No because I'm going to take place in your crotch.

- Submitted by: I.z.

Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!

- Submitted by: Bethany

Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.
-Davey Havok

- Submitted by: I.z.

We're in a white jeep!
-Davey Havok

- Submitted by: Kayla

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