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She told me, "Baby, when you leave today just take along my love with you."
She told me, "Baby when you race today just take along my love with you."
Story about this misheard lyric by: Lorilyn: I did not know this was the wrong lyric until I watched it on youtube just now in 2023!
We want violence
or
We want violins
We want violet
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: Sounded like it had to do with violence or violins, but it was really violet since it was about colors.
God damned Man
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeffrey Dean: Not entirely sure he didn't expect someone to hear it this way.
Summer place, summertime
Certain place, certain time
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: I thought it was a song about summer
Doesn't really matter if the eye is pink
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: Sounded like it had to do with pinkeye
And the bodyguard to tell you, what you gonna do?
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya what you gotta do
Story about this misheard lyric by: Timi Zhuo: Jennifer Lopez quotes from The Bodyguard
Patience and voodoo
Ancients of Mu Mu
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: At the time all I thought was "patience and voodoo"
There's a black cat caught in a high tree top
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
Story about this misheard lyric by: Gary Komblevicz: I just thought it made more sense that a cat would get caught in a tree more than a hat!
And the skins they call her loca
And her skin's the color mocha
Story about this misheard lyric by: Ron A: I knew it didn’t make much sense but this was all I could ever make out and that’s how I had always sung it. It took me 20 odd years before my wife casually corrected me. 😆
And the vampires roll
And the vampires roam
Story about this misheard lyric by: Hu’s On First: This one got a chuckle out of me, it made me imagine a robotic vampire that rolls around on wheels and drains energy from other robots.
We're super friends
We're real bad too
(later)
When we found tomatoes,
We'll sing you a song
We're a group of friends
We're in a band too
(later)
When we found some answers,
We'll sing you a song
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jack Pitt: I thought these were the lyrics back then, but now I found the real ones!
They call me Quagmire
But I’m not like that
Maybe Jolisa
Always the same
They call me quiet
But I’m a riot
Mary Jo, Lisa
Always the same
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mimi Thompson : I really thought they were referencing a character from Family Guy. I was today years old when I found out the real lyrics!
"
With or Without You,"
U2
And you give yourself a headache
And you give yourself away
Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke: Sounded like Bono could give someone a headache
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You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
James T. Kirk and Spock played by William Shatner and the late, great Leonard Nimoy
Submitted by: Dayna
Cigarettes and a bottle of beer this poem that I wrote for you
This black stone and these hard tears are all I got left now of you
I remember you in your Marine uniform laughin’, laughin’ at your ship out party
I read Robert McNamara says he’s sorry
Robert McNamara, the US Sectary of Defence during the Vietnam War
Submitted by: Dayna
And I will be reading you an Aesop's fable
Anything to make you stay-ay-ay
Aesop, an ancient Greek fabulist and storyteller.
Submitted by: Not the Same Bob
I've seen you walk the screen, it's you that I adore.
Since I was a boy I wanted to be like Roger Moore.
English actor Roger Moore who played James Bond in some of the Bond movies.
Submitted by: Edward