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Latest Comedy Song Recordings

Feb 8 "Jet Will Romp" by Mark Scotti a parody of "Blitzkrieg Bop" by The Ramones
A tribute to the great Jets Playoff victory over the bengals. (My parody lyrics produced by Q104.3) YouTube: (Windows Media) (Leave a Comment)
Feb 5 "I Guess That's Why We All Hit The Snooze" by Jeff Reuben a parody of "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by Elton John
Just 9 more minutes...please??? http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3) (Leave a Comment)
Feb 3 "Burrito Supreme (Tortilla Surprise)" by Jim Rotondo a parody of "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles
How & Why do I HandFart? Tons of burrito grease thru the years. YouTube: (Video) (Leave a Comment)

Latest Song Parody Lyrics


February 9, 2010
"Working in Urkraine" by MasonR
Originally: "Walking In The Rain" by The Ronettes
"Rahmbo 'Dead Fish' Emanuel" by Old Man Ribber
Originally: "John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith" by Children's Song
"Those TARP-Dangled Bailouts" by Barry J. Mitchel
Originally: "The Star-Spangled Banner" by Kate Smith
"Bankers song" by John D
Originally: "My Old Man's a Dustman" by Lonnie Donegan
"I'm a Weener!" by Lionel Mertens
Originally: "I'm a Looser" by The Beatles
"This Is Our Congress" by Patrick McWilliams
Originally: "This Is My Country" by The Morman Tabernacle Choir
"Hookin' for Drugs (in All the Wrong Places)" by Spaff.com
Originally: "Lookin' for Love" by Johnny Lee
"All I Need is Blood" by Warren Baker
Originally: "All You Need is Love" by Beatles
"Stephanopoulos" by Old Man Ribber
Originally: "Personality" by Lloyd Price
"Wig Me" by Wild Child Jin
Originally: "Big Me" by Foo Fighters
"Call Him Drew Brees" by blackjack21
Originally: "Call Me The Breeze" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Bare Facts" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Originally: "Dear Prudence" by The Beatles
"What To Read" by Matthias
Originally: "What You Need" by INXS
"Try K.S.M. In New York" by Old Man Ribber
Originally: "The Sidewalks Of New York" by Traditional
"Stand By Your Hand" by John A. Barry
Originally: "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette
"Crop For The World" by Matthew Miante
Originally: "Top Of The World" by The Carpenters
"The Lord's Dangled Manner" by Matthew Miante
Originally: "The Star Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key
"The Czar Bungled Planner" by Francis Scott TEA
Originally: "The Star Spangled Banner" by National Anthems

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Songs That Are Banned:

"Hot Dog," Limp Bizkit
Release was restricted due to over 48 uses of the F word.
Submitted by: David

Better Off Solo:

In the late 60s George released a World/Electronic music soundtrack album for the film "Wonderwall". Later on he released "Electronic Sounds" which consists of just that. It holds the historical distinction of being possibly the first album featuring nothing but synthesizer playing. It's just George and his Moog. He pioneered the use of synthesizers in rock'n'roll. And you thought he was just a guitarist!
- Roland Korg

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Troubled Mindy" originally "Troubled Mind" by Everything But The Girl
Twila Paris Hilton
"Broken State Of Mindy" originally "Broken State Of Mind" by Medulla Nocte
Twila Paris Hilton
"Case Of The Hex" originally "Case Of The Ex" by Mya
Samantha Wayland
"Hearths And Minds" originally "Hearts And Minds" by Operation Ivy
Miranda Turner
"Healthy Body, Sick Mindy" originally "Healthy Body, Sick Mind" by Operation Ivy
Twila Paris Hilton
"Where Is My Mindy?" originally "Where Is My Mind?" by The Pixies
Twila Paris Hilton

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones used for Drug Abuse Hotline Submitted by: Joey Ramone
Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones used for WWII Education Submitted by: Mack the Knife
Pinhead by The Ramones used for Bowling Alley Submitted by: Mack the Knife
I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones used for Sleeping aids Submitted by: Tim Kelby
Cheese and Onions by The Rutles used for Burger King's Cheese and Onion Burger Submitted by: Paul Warren

Duets Not Yet Performed:

7 Manic, Bloody Days
"7 Days," Craig David and "Manic Monday/Sunday Bloody Sunday," The Bangles/U2
- Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Sound Solar System Angels
"Sound System," Operation Ivy and "Solar Angels," Judas Priest
- Submitted by: Bruce Curb
Ballroom Blitzkrieg Bop
"Ballroom Blitz," Sweet and "Blitzkrieg Bop," The Ramones
- Submitted by: Martha Hankins
I Want A New Drug To Be Sedated
"I Want A New Drug," Huey Lewis and the News and "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
The old ones don't work anymore! - Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Pinhead of Suburbia
"Jesus of Suburbia," Green Day and "Pinhead," The Ramones
- Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
We've Only Just Begun To Beat On The Brat
"We've Only Just Begun," The Carpenters and "Beat On The Brat," The Ramones
Yipes! That's good. - Submitted by: Douglas Henry Nutz
Jane Says Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
"Jane Says," Jane's Addiction and "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker," The Ramones
Now Jane. gossip is a bad thing... - Submitted by: Scrumtrulesent
All I Wanna Do Is Be Sedated
"All I Wanna Do," Sheryl Crow and "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
- Submitted by: Timmy O'Toole
I Don't Wanna Be Sedated
"I Don't Want To Be," Gavin DeGraw and "I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones
- Submitted by: ...
Baby Got A Long Way Back To Germany
"Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-a-lot and "Long Way Back To Germany," The Ramones
- Submitted by: dee dee mix-a-lot
Mmmmbop 'Til You Drop
"Mmmm Bop," Hanson and "Bop 'Til You Drop," The Ramones
- Submitted by: kasumi
Beat on the Bratwurst? That Could Happen
"Beat on the Brat," The Ramones and "Worst That Could Happen," Brooklyn Bridge
- Submitted by: Raphael
I Wanna Be A Sedated Cowboy
"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones and "I Wanna Be A Cowboy," Boys Don't Cry
- Submitted by: ..
I Want Major Tom To Be Sedated
"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones and "Major Tom," Peter Schilling
- Submitted by: aldrAea
My Name Is Raphael
"My Name Is," Eminem and "Raphael," SlaĆ­nte
Well, it is. - Submitted by: Raphael

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

"Missing," Everything But The Girl Missing Persons Helpline Julie woolie
"Can't Satify Her," I-wayne Erection Problems (Helpline) Kanyan
"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones Clinic nightrain express
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones Brain Surgeon Anonymous Bob
"The KKK Took My Baby Away," The Ramones Missing Children Hotline Fifi Trixibelle
"Teenage Lobotomy," The Ramones Hospital the happy grouch
"Somebody Put Something In My Drink," The Ramones Paranoid/ Schizophrenia Helpline Charles
"The KKK Took My Baby Away," The Ramones Missing Children Hotline Matt
"Psycho Therapy," The Ramones Psycho-Analyst Office retta
"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones Substance Abuse Hotline Quentin Opping
"Beat On The Brat," The Ramones Child Abuse Hotline ObLaBlah
"Do You Wanna Dance?," The Ramones Leg Amputee Support Group J. Rotten 1102
"The KKK Took My Baby Away," The Ramones National Campaign Against Racism sociallyXdistracted
"Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue," Ramones Drug Rehab jess
"Chinese Rock ," Ramones Chinese Restaurant jess
"Beat On The Brat," The Ramones Anger Management Danielle
"I Wanna Be Sedated," The Ramones Mental Hospital Lenny Quites
"Traffic Jam," Sailor Freeway Conditions Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

"Two Lovers," Mary Wells
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor
"Good Friend," Mary MacGregor
"That's What Friends Are For," Dionne Warwick
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor
"Stuck In The Middle," Steelers Wheel
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor
"Does He Love You," Reba McEntire
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor
"It Takes Two," Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
"Motorcycle Mama," Sailcat
"Low Rider," War
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank
"A Glass Of Champagne," Sailor

Band Name Anagrams:

Ben Slag anagram of Bangles Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Stretches anagram of The Crests Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
Dodo Worms anagram of Doomsword Submitted by: Lisa Basil
Wet Joy Lady anagram of Jody Watley Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
Ay, Dewy Jolt anagram of Jody Watley Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
Acrid Floods anagram of Lords Of Acid Submitted by: Nell Allen
Fold Orca's Id anagram of Lords Of Acid Submitted by: Nell Allen
Idol Of Cards anagram of Lords Of Acid Submitted by: Nell Allen
A Mainline Foe anagram of Melanie Fiona Submitted by: Toni Minot
Tearoom's Tint anagram of Metro Station Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
A Mini-tableau Girl anagram of Natalie Imbruglia Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Tart anagram of Ratt Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
Probably a woman that members of Ratt dated.
Sick Oak Gin anagram of Saigon Kick Submitted by: Daryl Hannah Montana
No Less Danny anagram of Sandy Nelson Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Mute To Monty anagram of Tommy Tutone Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sings" originally "Signs," Five Man Electrical Band
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Polite Goons" originally "Stool Pigeon," Kid Creole And The Coconuts
Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Topsoil Gone" originally "Stool Pigeon," Kid Creole And The Coconuts
Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Legion Stoop" originally "Stool Pigeon," Kid Creole And The Coconuts
Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Cod Shot" originally "Cold Shot," Stevie Ray Vaughan
Submitted by: Miranda Turner
"Pome" originally "Poem," Taproot
Pome = a type of fruit, an apple being an example
Submitted by: Daryl Hannah Montana
"Mope" originally "Poem," Taproot
Submitted by: Daryl Hannah Montana

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Catch Key Lids" originally "Latch Key Kids" by Bad Religion
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Steve Of De Ruction" originally "Eve Of Destruction" by Barry McGuire
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Mimi Gore" originally "Gimme More" by Britney Spears
Now it's someone's name!
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"You'll Ever Knock Alone" originally "You'll Never Walk Alone" by Frank Sinatra
Submitted by: MOR
"Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hive" originally "Dr. Heckle And Mr. Jive" by Men At Work
Would the book become "Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jyde"?
Submitted by: Spraychel Spray
"Let Lovers In The Sand" originally "Love Letters In The Sand" by Pat Boone
Submitted by: MOR
"Pun Rick Tony" originally "One-Trick Pony" by Paul Simon
Submitted by: MOR
"Load Too Wrong" originally "Road Too Long" by Slaid Cleaves
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Rare Rib Chalk" originally "Cherub Rock" by The Smashing Pumpkins
Submitted by: Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Set Nit Low" originally "Let It Snow" by Traditional
Submitted by: Canta Slaws

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Pass Ownies originally "The Ass Ponies"
Rocky
The Gang Bulls originally "The Bangles"
Sherock
Hunker Bill originally "Bunker Hill"
Reese Witherspoonerism
Manger Douse originally "Danger Mouse"
The manger's on fire!!! Get the kid out!!
Electric Boogeyman
Peed Blue Something originally "Deep Blue Something"
Da Do Ron Ron Silver
Peed Purple originally "Deep Purple"
Da Do Ron Ron Silver
Cam Kirnes originally "Kim Carnes"
She Lazy
Larry Moo Lord originally "Mary Lou Lord"
Lord of cattle?
Reese Witherspoonerism
Me Own A Felony originally "Melanie Fiona"
Reese Witherspoonerism
Deal Nimond originally "Neil Diamond"
MOR
Mary Poco originally "Perry Como"
Another one.
MOR
Carrie Pomo originally "Perry Como"
Sex change spoonerism
MOR
'Nique originally "Queen"
As In Dominique
Rocky
Tar originally "Ratt"
Rock Maninoff
Era Seven's originally "Sara Evans"
The new Era Detergent formula.
Countrygirl
Clayed Sleeves originally "Slaid Cleaves"
As in sleeves covered with clay
Reese Witherspoonerism
Rap Toot originally "Taproot"
Me And Mrs. Jones
Rap Toot originally "Taproot"
Reese Witherspoonerism
Turn A Teener originally "Tina Turner"
She-Bop
Calm Rock Tan originally "Tom Cochrane"
Canada
Calm Talk Ran originally "Tom Cochrane"
Canada
Calm Talk Ran originally "Tom Cochrane"
Canada
Hay-Hay Haze originally "Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs"
Rocky

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse One Touch Ultra Blood Glucose Meter
Since it eliminates all three.
Submitted by: Oldrock
Concrete Blonde should endorse Culver's Restaurant's Concrete Mixers
Similar to DQ's Blizzard or Wendy's Frosty
Submitted by: Mod Adams
Violent Femmes should endorse Women's wrestling, boxing or MMA
I meant Gina Carano (Gia Carangi: the late model)
Submitted by: Peter Paul Mounds
Violent Femmes should endorse Women's wrestling, boxing or MMA
MMA is mixed martial arts (Gia Carangi)
Submitted by: Peter Paul Mounds

Album Cover Parodies

Album cover parody of Abbey Road (1990) by The Beatles
The Beatles
"Abbey Road (1990)"
Submitted by: Spoof-Man

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"Even though the living is sometimes laced with lies"

Yesterday's Results:

The lyrics to identify were:
"We're all in the same boat/Ready to float off the edge of the world"

The correct answer was:
The Band, "Life Is A Carnival"

How people responded:
Sting: 50.0%
Red Hot Chili Peppers:25.0%
Grand Funk Railroad : 12.5%
The Band: 12.5%
Total Responses: 8

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