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Sep 10

Even the nights are better now that it's the Air Supply round. Come and join us! Everybody who has an Air Supply song already written or chooses to write one for this contest can enter. You don't need to be a member or anything special like that as long as you want to join in feel free! :-) (Comments & Parodies)

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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

The Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Party On Your P*$$y"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away. She claims that she can hear my baby screamin' to me "F*ck me, Anthony! Yeah, Anthony!"
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

Maddie and Tae's, "Girl In A Country Song"
The Lyrics:
Aw naw, Conway and George Strait never did it this way, back in the old days.
Who They Mention:
country singers Conway Twitty and George Strait.
Submitted by: Edward

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Sam Hunt's, "Leave The Night On"
The Lyrics:
Killin' in your Levi's, girl your love has got me buzzin' like a street light.
Product Brand Name:
This "country" song is referring to Levi's brand jeans.
Submitted by: Edward

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

Alanis Morissette's, "You Learn"
The Song Lyrics:
The fire trucks are comin' up around the bend.
Song They Mention:
"Up Around The Bend" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Submitted by: Megan

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Syndicated Inc."
The dated Lyrics:
Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Everyday at 3:00
Why They're dated:
Oprah's show has been cancelled.
Submitted by: David

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Craig Norton's, "Cummin n Runnin"
The dirty Lyrics:
With your legs wrapped tight and your eyes all wide you were begging for me to fire
An you screamed as I shot my pistol, and filled you with my hot desire
Why They're dirty:
No explanation really needed!!
Submitted by: Craig Norton

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "Have A Cigar"
The Funny Lyrics:
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
Why They're funny:
Funny because it's a record exec saying how much he loves the band but thinks there's an actual person called Pink Floyd in the band (which of course there isn't). Cracked me up first time I heard it.

[Editor's note: I will be on vacation from Nov. 26 through 30, so I will not be able to review any incoming entries during that time.]
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Elton John's, "Blessed"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
And you, you'll be blessed
You'll have the best I promise you that
I'll pick a star from the sky, pull your name from a hat
I promise you that
Promise you that
Promise you that
You'll be blessed
Why They're Repetitive:
I love this song but it gets repetitive, especially at the end where he keeps saying "Promise you that, promise you that, promise you that...." til the end. OK, OK. We get it! You made your point. Damn!
Submitted by: Annie

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Payolas', "Eyes Of A Stranger"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
In your lips I sense a danger
you've got the eyes of a stranger
In your lips I see a danger
You've got the eyes of a stranger
Why They're Nonsensical:
Oh come on now?! How the hell are you going to sense or see the danger in somebody's lips?!
Submitted by: Celeste

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Helmet's, "Smart"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I know that your smart
I've heard it all before
Why They're Insincere:
Imagine meeting some guy in a bar and that's what he said to you.
Submitted by: S.O.S

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia "
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Said I'm your best friend and you know that's right.
But your young bride ain't home tonight.
Since you been gone, she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth.
Now he got mad, and he saw red.
Andy said: "Boy, don't you lose your head,
'Cause to tell you the truth, I been with her myself."
Why They're Misrhymed:
Seth and self aren't quite a match
Submitted by: Bob

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Frank Zappa's, "Jewish Princess"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
Why They're Insulting:
Calling someone "nasty", regardless of their religious orientation, is downright insulting.
Submitted by: Joe

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Free's, "All Right Now"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I took her home
To my place
Watching every move on her face
Why They're Inappropriate:
How do you watch every move on someone's face? I just crack up every time I try to visualize that one!
Submitted by: Oliver South

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Smash Mouth, "Disconnect the Dots"
The Words:
d.I.v.o.r.c.e. or something of that sort
Submitted By: JeReMy
Iggy Pop, "L.o.s.t."
The Words:
Submitted By: Allan

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Temptations, "Ball of Confusion"
The Made Up Words:
Great Googamooga
Why has this classic song not yet been mentioned?
Submitted By: Russell
Dio, "Evilution"
The Made Up Words:
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

UB40, "Rat In Mi Kitchen"
Lyrics it Opens With:
There's a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do?
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
The Sunshine Company, "Back On The Street Again"
Lyrics it Opens With:
I'm back on the street again. Gotta stand on my own two feet again.
Submitted By: Lily Orange

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Lainey Schooltree's, "Kickstar"
The Lyrics:
And if we don't meet a goal
I'll fuckin' kill myself
That sounds like a suicidal threat to me! They would've called 9-1-1 on Lainey!
Submitted by: Mickey D.

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Elvis Presley's, "Little Sister"
The Lyrics:
Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done
The bad grammar is because "did" doesn't rhyme with "run."
Submitted by: crazydon

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

Mel Tillis', "Send Me Down To Tucson"
The Lyrics:
Go on and send me down to Tucson and I’ll get the job done.
Tucson, Arizona
Submitted by: Bob

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Platinum Blonde's, "Manchester United Theme Song"
The Lyrics:
Man United, Man United,
we're the boys in the back, white, and blue
Man United, Man United
and we're going to take the heed
off of you, you, YOU!
Heed or Head. Platinum Blonde sang Heed for Kenny MacLean who was of Scottish decent and always sang it that way.
Submitted by: Celeste

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz's, "Talk Dirty"
The Lyrics:
Dos Cadenas, close to genius
"Dos Cadenas" literally means "two chains" in Spanish. You don't say.
Submitted by: <3

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Hazell Dean's, "Who's Leaving Who"
The Lyrics:
Here we are with good-bye in our eyes,
Running out of reasons to try.
The leaves of change have fallen down
With both of us wondering why.
We're all alone but still it seems
We're thousands of miles apart.
The sands of time have shifted now,
And the end is beginning to start.
Don't let the bouncy dance tempo and the perky Stock/Aitken/Waterman production fool you; this song is about a couple drifting apart in their relationship.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
The Lyrics:
Bang Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head!
Bang Bang is heard many times during the chorus.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

Meg Myers', "Desire"
The Lyrics:
How do you want me?
Wow, do you haunt me!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

The Beatles', "Let It Be"
The Lyrics:
Whisper words of wisdom
3 Ws in four words.
Submitted by: Denise DeSerio

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Genesis', "Blood on the Rooftops"
The Lyrics:
Streets of San Francisco, a word from Peking
"The Streets Of San Francisco"; A Quinn Martin Production
Submitted by: Mickey D.

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Rolling Stones', "Too Much Blood"
The Lyrics:
Too much, too much BLOOD! Too much, too much BLOOD! YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
If you're in a war zone and you see a lot of dead bodies strewn across a dead end street then you may not want to have this comical horror movie song as a ringtone.
Submitted by: Turn It Off If You Want To

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"A slim chance in tight pants"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"We act just like two kids at play / Get mad over something silly"

The correct answer was:
The Persuaders, "Love Gonna Pack Up (And Walk Out)"

How people responded:
The Toys: 25.0%
The Persuaders:25.0%
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes: 33.3%
The Delfonics : 16.7%
Total Responses: 12

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