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Sep 10
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Even the nights are better now that it's the Air Supply round. Come and join us! Everybody who has an Air Supply song already written or chooses to write one for this contest can enter. You don't need to be a member or anything special like that as long as you want to join in feel free! :-) (Comments & Parodies)

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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

The Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Party On Your P*$$y"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away. She claims that she can hear my baby screamin' to me "F*ck me, Anthony! Yeah, Anthony!"
Comments:
Wow...
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

Queen's, "Rain Must Fall"
The Lyrics:
Flo Jo!
Who They Mention:
Florence "Flo Jo" Griffith Joyner was an American Olympic sprinter. Why Freddie mentioned her is anyone's guess.
Submitted by: AdmiralMercurial

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Sam Hunt's, "Leave The Night On"
The Lyrics:
Killin' in your Levi's, girl your love has got me buzzin' like a street light.
Product Brand Name:
This "country" song is referring to Levi's brand jeans.
Submitted by: Edward

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

The Outfield's, "Say It Isn't So"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm walking in the midnight sun once again
Song They Mention:
"Midnight Sun" by Asia
Submitted by: Mickey D.

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Syndicated Inc."
The dated Lyrics:
Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Everyday at 3:00
Why They're dated:
Oprah's show has been cancelled.
Submitted by: David

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Craig Norton's, "Cummin n Runnin"
The dirty Lyrics:
With your legs wrapped tight and your eyes all wide you were begging for me to fire
An you screamed as I shot my pistol, and filled you with my hot desire
Why They're dirty:
No explanation really needed!!
Submitted by: Craig Norton

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Bloodhound Gang's, "I Hope You Die"
The Funny Lyrics:
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
but C.N.N. refer to him as 'Bowling Ball Bag Bob'
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
Why They're funny:
In my opinion, this whole song is just really funny... to me this verse stands out the most.
Submitted by: PoetryGirl

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Elton John's, "Blessed"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
And you, you'll be blessed
You'll have the best I promise you that
I'll pick a star from the sky, pull your name from a hat
I promise you that
Promise you that
Promise you that
You'll be blessed
Why They're Repetitive:
I love this song but it gets repetitive, especially at the end where he keeps saying "Promise you that, promise you that, promise you that...." til the end. OK, OK. We get it! You made your point. Damn!
Submitted by: Annie

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Oran 'Juice' Jones', "The Rain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
First things first, let me hang up that coat.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Here's a guy about to blast his girlfriend for cheating on him, then kick her out of the house, having already packed up all her things. But first, he offers to hang up her coat?!!
Submitted by: Michael S.

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Helmet's, "Smart"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I know that your smart
I've heard it all before
Why They're Insincere:
Imagine meeting some guy in a bar and that's what he said to you.
Submitted by: S.O.S

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia "
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Said I'm your best friend and you know that's right.
But your young bride ain't home tonight.
Since you been gone, she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth.
Now he got mad, and he saw red.
Andy said: "Boy, don't you lose your head,
'Cause to tell you the truth, I been with her myself."
Why They're Misrhymed:
Seth and self aren't quite a match
Submitted by: Bob

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Frank Zappa's, "Jewish Princess"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
Why They're Insulting:
Calling someone "nasty", regardless of their religious orientation, is downright insulting.
Submitted by: Joe

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

The Cure's, "Let's Go To Bed"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You can't even see now, so you ask me the way.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Maybe it's my misinterpretation, but I don't think it appropriate to take advantage of someone who is that incapacitated. Then again, maybe she's just blind...
Submitted by: Alex

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Smash Mouth, "Disconnect the Dots"
The Words:
Divorce
Comments
d.I.v.o.r.c.e. or something of that sort
Submitted By: JeReMy
Iggy Pop, "L.o.s.t."
The Words:
L.o.s.t.
Comments
Submitted By: Allan

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Temptations, "Ball of Confusion"
The Made Up Words:
Great Googamooga
Comments
Why has this classic song not yet been mentioned?
Submitted By: Russell
Dio, "Evilution"
The Made Up Words:
Evilution
Comments
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Johnny Preston, "Running Bear"
Lyrics it Opens With:
On the bank of the river stood Running Bear.
Comments
I first learned of this song on a compilation called Wacky Favorites. I can see how it might sound wacky, but it's a very interesting love story about two Native Americans in a Romeo & Juliet type of situation.
Submitted By: Larcen Tyler
Diana Ross, "I'm Coming Out"
Lyrics it Opens With:
I'm coming out (repeated several times)
Comments
Submitted By: Jefferson Highway

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Traditional's, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
The Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, He knows if you've been bad or good So be good, for goodness sake!
Why:
Think about the words of this song; are they talking about Santa or the CIA or Big Brother? It sounds like somebody is stalking us or spying on us!
Submitted by: Diddims

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Queen's, "Khashoggi's Ship"
The Lyrics:
They was all so sexy
We was bad, we was blitzed
Why:
Strangely, the song also contains the line "We WERE phased."
Submitted by: AdmiralMercurial

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

Mel Tillis', "Send Me Down To Tucson"
The Lyrics:
Go on and send me down to Tucson and I’ll get the job done.
Why:
Tucson, Arizona
Submitted by: Bob

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Platinum Blonde's, "Manchester United Theme Song"
The Lyrics:
Man United, Man United,
we're the boys in the back, white, and blue
Man United, Man United
and we're going to take the heed
off of you, you, YOU!
Why:
Heed or Head. Platinum Blonde sang Heed for Kenny MacLean who was of Scottish decent and always sang it that way.
Submitted by: Celeste

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz's, "Talk Dirty"
The Lyrics:
Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Why:
"Dos Cadenas" literally means "two chains" in Spanish. You don't say.
Submitted by: <3

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "Jugband Blues"
The Lyrics:
It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here...
Why:
The song, written by Syd Barret has a catchy, psychedelic vibe and accompanied by a Salvation Army band playing in the background, but could be interpreted as Syd's downfall into drug-induced psychosis. What IS known is that it was Syd's "goodbye" to the band after being kicked out.
Submitted by: Adam S.

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "The Fletcher Memorial Home"
The Lyrics:
Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead.
Why:
Roger Waters uses onomatopoeia to refer to the shooting of a gun.
Submitted by: Adam S.

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

Miscellaneous', "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
The Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
Why:
Bile fee chrome whore isthmus.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "Learning To Fly"
The Lyrics:
Tongue, tied, and twisted.
Why:
Ttttttttt...
Submitted by: Adam S.

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

311's, "Down"
The Lyrics:
Cuz we're dope kid change like a chameleon and the
Channel whenever that wack show real world is on
Why:
The Real World
Submitted by: JeReMy

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Rolling Stones', "Too Much Blood"
The Lyrics:
Too much, too much BLOOD! Too much, too much BLOOD! YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Why:
If you're in a war zone and you see a lot of dead bodies strewn across a dead end street then you may not want to have this comical horror movie song as a ringtone.
Submitted by: Turn It Off If You Want To

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"A slim chance in tight pants"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"We act just like two kids at play / Get mad over something silly"

The correct answer was:
The Persuaders, "Love Gonna Pack Up (And Walk Out)"

How people responded:
The Toys: 25.0%
The Persuaders:25.0%
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes: 33.3%
The Delfonics : 16.7%
Total Responses: 12

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