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Even the nights are better now that it's the Air Supply round. Come and join us! Everybody who has an Air Supply song already written or chooses to write one for this contest can enter. You don't need to be a member or anything special like that as long as you want to join in feel free! :-) (Comments & Parodies)

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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown's, "Fire"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I am the god of Hellfire...
Arthur Brown is not a god, plain and simple. He's just rather flamboyant!
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

T-Bone's, "Lyrical Assassin"
The Lyrics:
so what ya wanna battle for anyways
I score points like Jordan, keep ya looked up like a warden
Who They Mention:
Michael Jordan
Submitted by: JeReMy

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Dizzee Rascal's, "Fix up, Look sharp"
The Lyrics:
"Sweet like Tropicana"
Product Brand Name:
Tropicana (Orange Juice Brand)
Submitted by: Skad

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

Adele's, "Rolling In The Deep (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics:
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
Song They Mention:
"Breathless" by the Corrs (in *that* song, the phrase "leave me" occurs before each instance of the title).
Submitted by: Cassandra

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Dr. Hook's, "Sylvia's Mother"
The dated Lyrics:
And the operator says : "Forty cents more, for the next three minutes."
Why They're dated:
Today, you couldn't even make a local payphone call for just 40 cents.
Submitted by: RJSchex

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Heart's, "What He Don't Know"
The dirty Lyrics:
Baby, I'm open to your every suggestion
Nothing you ask of me is out of the question
Things I wouldn't do, you got me doin'
And oh, what I wouldn't do for you
Why They're dirty:
I wonder what exactly he wants her to do that she wouldn't do before?
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Crowded House's, "Italian Plastic"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you wake up with me
I'll be your glass of water uh huh
When you stick up for me
Then I'll be your bella bambino, your man from the moon
I'll be your little boy running with that egg on his spoon
I'll be your soul survivor, your worst wicked friend
I'll be your piggy in the middle, stick with you till the end
Why They're funny:
LOL. It's just a cute silly song :)
Submitted by: Annie

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

No Mercy's, "Where Do You Go"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Where do you go?
My lovely
Where do you go?
I wanna know
My lovely
I wanna know
Why They're Repetitive:
This accounts for most of the song, much like What is Love? by Haddaway
Submitted by: Annie

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Roger Whittaker's, "New World In The Morning"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everybody talks about a new world in the morning,
A new world in the morning so they say.
I myself don't talk about a new world in the morning.
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is self-contradictory, unless the singer can somehow exempt himself from being part of "everybody". Incidentally, I can hardly think of anyone whom I've heard talk about "a new world in the morning".
Submitted by: Karen Smith

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Helmet's, "Smart"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I know that your smart
I've heard it all before
Why They're Insincere:
Imagine meeting some guy in a bar and that's what he said to you.
Submitted by: S.O.S

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Yes', "I've Seen All Good People"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Move me on to any black square, Use me anytime you want
Just remember that the goal Is for us all to capture all we want
Why They're Misrhymed:
Yes may have some of the most creative lyric writing ever, but rhyming a word with itself is hardly what I'd call creative.
Submitted by: RJSchex

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Breaking Benjamin's, "Breath"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'm waiting
I'm praying
Start hating.
Why They're Insulting:
The last line seems to give a not-so-nice command.
Submitted by: Alex

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

50 Cent's, "Candy Shop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Why They're Inappropriate:
Sounds pedophilistic, don't you think? (Hint: This lyric is actually a metaphor, not to be taken literally.)
Submitted by: Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Iggy Pop, "L.o.s.t."
The Words:
Submitted By: Allan
Morrissey, "Ouija Board, Ouija Board"
The Words:
S.T.E.V.E.N. and P.U.S.H.O. double F.
Submitted By: Allan

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Temptations, "Ball of Confusion"
The Made Up Words:
Great Googamooga
Why has this classic song not yet been mentioned?
Submitted By: Russell
Dio, "Evilution"
The Made Up Words:
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Pet Shop Boys, "Hold On"
Lyrics it Opens With:
Hold on, hold on
Submitted By: Sutch
Coldplay, "A Sky Full Of Stars"
Lyrics it Opens With:
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Pat Benatar's, "Hell is for Children"
The Lyrics:
Hell is for children!
I first thought that this was indicating that children were going straight to Hell itself. I later found out that it was about child abuse, but then again that's a form of "Hell" in this material life anyway : *** (
Submitted by: Stop The Madness NOW

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Lou Rawls', "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine"
The Lyrics:
Oh I don't wish you no bad luck baby
It should be either "Oh I don't wish you ANY bad luck baby" or "Oh I WISH you no bad luck baby." If Lou Rawls says he doesn't wish me NO bad luck, obviously he DOES wish me SOME bad luck.
Submitted by: Isac

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

Mel Tillis', "Send Me Down To Tucson"
The Lyrics:
Go on and send me down to Tucson and I’ll get the job done.
Tucson, Arizona
Submitted by: Bob

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Gerry Rafferty's, "Right Down The Line"
The Lyrics:
The changes that I've been through
Gerry pronounces "through" as "true." That's pretty annoying the way he mispronounces "through."
Submitted by: Isac

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz's, "Talk Dirty"
The Lyrics:
Dos Cadenas, close to genius
"Dos Cadenas" literally means "two chains" in Spanish. You don't say.
Submitted by: <3

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Crowded House's, "Skin Feeling"
The Lyrics:
I love the pigment in your skin
I love the way it moves me
I like the smell of that shop
I like the way it serves me
I like the things that you said
When you were misbehaving
I love you and you love me
Don't lose that skin feeling
I'm looking old I'm feeling young
It's the truth my child
My second life has just begun
With this hungry girl
Very upbeat song with very deep, depressing lyrics written and sung by the late drummer Paul Hester.
Submitted by: Annie

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
The Lyrics:
Bang Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head!
Bang Bang is heard many times during the chorus.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

The Beatles', "Here, There, And Everywhere"
The Lyrics:
Each one believing that love never dies
Each one believing that dove never lies
Submitted by: Mae Beam

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

The Ramones', "The KKK Took My Baby Away"
The Lyrics:
My baby left for a holiday
She said she was heading to LA
.... She never got there, she never got there, she never got there they say
The KKK took my baby away. They took her away, away from me
* REPEAT 3X* Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
There's so many uses of the phonetic "A" sound here! Also note the "Hey! Ho!"s, referring to another Ramones gem, "Blitzkrieg Bop".
Submitted by: I Saw the Ramones Live 4X!

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Sugarland's, "Stuck Like Glue"
The Lyrics:
You almost stay out, too stuck together from the ATL
"ATL" (an MTV reality show set in Atlanta)
Submitted by: Mickey D.

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Pet Shop Boys', "I'm With Stupid"
The Lyrics:
Oh-oh, I'm with stupid!
Definitely unfortunate when you're with one friend, and they might think that the "stupid" is referring to as that person.
Submitted by: Archie C.

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"Turn on the t.v. or play some solitaire"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"Let's walk through the fire together"

The correct answer was:
Bush, "The Sound of Winter"

How people responded:
Billy Squier: 19.2%
Chaka Kahn:30.8%
Bush: 30.8%
Eddie Money : 19.2%
Total Responses: 26

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