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Sep 10
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Even the nights are better now that it's the Air Supply round. Come and join us! Everybody who has an Air Supply song already written or chooses to write one for this contest can enter. You don't need to be a member or anything special like that as long as you want to join in feel free! :-) (Comments & Parodies)

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Songs That Mention a Boasting -> Latest Entries

The Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Party On Your P*$$y"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away. She claims that she can hear my baby screamin' to me "F*ck me, Anthony! Yeah, Anthony!"
Comments:
Wow...
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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Songs That Mention a Celebrity -> Latest Entries

Queen's, "Rain Must Fall"
The Lyrics:
Flo Jo!
Who They Mention:
Florence "Flo Jo" Griffith Joyner was an American Olympic sprinter. Why Freddie mentioned her is anyone's guess.
Submitted by: AdmiralMercurial

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Songs That Mention a Product -> Latest Entries

Sam Hunt's, "Leave The Night On"
The Lyrics:
Killin' in your Levi's, girl your love has got me buzzin' like a street light.
Product Brand Name:
This "country" song is referring to Levi's brand jeans.
Submitted by: Edward

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Songs That Mention Other Songs -> Latest Entries

Aldo Nova's, "Fantasy"
The Song Lyrics:
Summer breeze makes you feel alright
Song They Mention:
"Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts
Submitted by: Isac

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Dated Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Syndicated Inc."
The dated Lyrics:
Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Everyday at 3:00
Why They're dated:
Oprah's show has been cancelled.
Submitted by: David

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Dirty Song You Didn't Know Is Dirty -> Latest Entries

Calvin Harris ft. Big Sean's, "Open Wide"
The dirty Lyrics:
Open that shit wide, let me see how big your mouth is!
Why They're dirty:
Do I even need to explain this?!
Submitted by: Crafthead

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Funny Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Aerosmith's, "Pink"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite.
Why They're funny:
I laugh every time I hear it. Not out of ridicule but out of respect. Nobody but Steven Tyler could have carried off 'Pink... It's like red ...but not quite. The man is a genius.
Submitted by: Callie

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Repetitive Song Lyric -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "Bring the Boys Back Home"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Bring the boys back home,
Bring the boys back home.
Why They're Repetitive:
The album version sings this line 3 times in the song. But listen to the movie version. My god. I think they get the idea.
Submitted by: Adam S.

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Nonsensical Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Dionne Warwick's, "Paper Mache"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a sale on happiness
You buy two, and it costs less
Why They're Nonsensical:
Happiness can't be bought or sold, so there's never a sale on happiness.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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Insincere Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Helmet's, "Smart"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I know that your smart
I've heard it all before
Why They're Insincere:
Imagine meeting some guy in a bar and that's what he said to you.
Submitted by: S.O.S

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Misrhymed Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Vicki Lawrence's, "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia "
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Said I'm your best friend and you know that's right.
But your young bride ain't home tonight.
Since you been gone, she's been seeing that Amos boy Seth.
Now he got mad, and he saw red.
Andy said: "Boy, don't you lose your head,
'Cause to tell you the truth, I been with her myself."
Why They're Misrhymed:
Seth and self aren't quite a match
Submitted by: Bob

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Insulting Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Jay-Z's, "Encore"
The Insulting Lyrics:
(I'm) back to take over the globe, now break bread.
Why They're Insulting:
I find these lyrics insulting. He is saying that he is going to take over the earth and that we should break bread for him. Is it just me or don't you usually break bread at church for Jesus?! Get a grip and a life, Jay- Z!
Submitted by: Stephanie

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Inappropriate Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Justin Timberlake's, "Nothin' Else"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're outta this world,
But you're not green.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Is this supposed to be a compliment? Well thanks, Justin.
Submitted by: A. Lurker

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Spelling Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Smash Mouth, "Disconnect the Dots"
The Words:
Divorce
Comments
d.I.v.o.r.c.e. or something of that sort
Submitted By: JeReMy
Iggy Pop, "L.o.s.t."
The Words:
L.o.s.t.
Comments
Submitted By: Allan

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Made Up Words Song Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Temptations, "Ball of Confusion"
The Made Up Words:
Great Googamooga
Comments
Why has this classic song not yet been mentioned?
Submitted By: Russell
Dio, "Evilution"
The Made Up Words:
Evilution
Comments
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

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Songs That Open With It's Title Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Luke O'Shea, "Lady of the Land"
Lyrics it Opens With:
I am the Lady of the Land. / I've been there and back again.
Comments
Submitted By: Brendan Richards
U2, "Every Breaking Wave"
Lyrics it Opens With:
Every breaking wave on the shore.
Comments
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

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Scary Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Mushroomhead's, "Mommy"
The Lyrics:
Mother may I? Mother may I please go outside and play? Don't put me back in the dark. I promise I will not tell anyone. Mother May I? Mother may I please share our little secret of love? The way that you touch me should I feel shame? Mother May I? Mother may I please feel your warm embrace? Mother may I? I can feel your hand on my face....
Why:
The lyrics are pretty self-explanatory. By the way the lyrics are not sung by any of the band members, but by a female guest vocalist named Mandy Lascko.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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Bad Grammar in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Chris Brown ft. Benny Benassi's, "Beautiful People"
The Lyrics:
The only thing I sees is beautiful people.
Why:
"Sees" is the third-person form of "see" which is what he should have used.
Submitted by: Crafthead

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Real Places Mentioned in Songs -> Latest Entries

Mel Tillis', "Send Me Down To Tucson"
The Lyrics:
Go on and send me down to Tucson and I’ll get the job done.
Why:
Tucson, Arizona
Submitted by: Bob

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Lyrics Pronunciation -> Latest Entries

Platinum Blonde's, "Manchester United Theme Song"
The Lyrics:
Man United, Man United,
we're the boys in the back, white, and blue
Man United, Man United
and we're going to take the heed
off of you, you, YOU!
Why:
Heed or Head. Platinum Blonde sang Heed for Kenny MacLean who was of Scottish decent and always sang it that way.
Submitted by: Celeste

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Foreign Language in English Songs -> Latest Entries

Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz's, "Talk Dirty"
The Lyrics:
Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Why:
"Dos Cadenas" literally means "two chains" in Spanish. You don't say.
Submitted by: <3

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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics -> Latest Entries

The Beatles', "Yes It Is"
The Lyrics:
Please don't wear red tonight, This is what I said tonight.
For red is the color that makes me blue,
In spite of you it's true.
Yes it is, It's true.
Yes it is, it's true.
Why:
The song is about a man who is in love with this woman...but still can't get over the one that he lost when red is mentioned. Well...if she only had a red dress, then you can see the door closing on you faster than you can say 'Yes it is'!
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "The Fletcher Memorial Home"
The Lyrics:
Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead.
Why:
Roger Waters uses onomatopoeia to refer to the shooting of a gun.
Submitted by: Adam S.

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Lyrics Spoonerisms -> Latest Entries

Miscellaneous', "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
The Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
Why:
Bile fee chrome whore isthmus.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

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Lyrics Alliteration -> Latest Entries

Pink Floyd's, "Learning To Fly"
The Lyrics:
Tongue, tied, and twisted.
Why:
Ttttttttt...
Submitted by: Adam S.

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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics -> Latest Entries

Weird Al Yankovic's, "CNR"
The Lyrics:
Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Why:
Match Game, a game show that aired in various incarnations off and on from 1962 to 1999, most notable for its 1973 to 1979 incarnation, which frequently included the late Charles Nelson Reilly, the focus of this humorous style parody of The White Stripes, playing off the once popular "Chuck Norris facts"
Submitted by: JeReMy

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Bad Ringtone Choices -> Latest Entries

Rolling Stones', "Too Much Blood"
The Lyrics:
Too much, too much BLOOD! Too much, too much BLOOD! YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Why:
If you're in a war zone and you see a lot of dead bodies strewn across a dead end street then you may not want to have this comical horror movie song as a ringtone.
Submitted by: Turn It Off If You Want To

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Real Lyrics Quiz

Who sang:
"On Thursday night she looked a fright"

Yesterday's Results

The lyrics to identify were:
"A slim chance in tight pants"

The correct answer was:
Paul Carrack, "Don't Shed A Tear"

How people responded:
Corey Hart: 17.6%
Paul Carrack:37.3%
Dead Or Alive: 31.4%
John Waite : 13.7%
Total Responses: 51

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