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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Index

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

Weird Al Yankovic's, "White and Nerdy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm whiter than sour cream!
Comments:
Al himself is an ethnic white- Serbian and Italian- and not even Nordic. Hence he is NOT whiter than sour cream!!!!!
Submitted by: Scandia
System Of A Down's, "Prison Song"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I buy my crack,
I smack my b****
Right here in Hollywood
Comments:
Daron (guitarist) is just trying to sound cool
Submitted by: Spiderskull98

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50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg  
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Cast of Camp RockCast of 'West Side Story'The Charlie Daniels Band
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Mac DavisDef LeppardDevo
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Secret Secret Dino ClubSir Mix-a-LotSkinny Puppy
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TarotJames TaylorThe Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
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