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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Another One Rides The Bus"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back.
We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more.
Another one rides the bus (x2)
And another comes on, and another comes on,
Another one rides the bus.
Hey! He's gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus.
Why They're funny:
First he indicates that the bus had no seats available, yet when he gets to the chorus (refrain) he implies that the newcomers suddenly have seats to choose from? This is inconsistent. Sure, the bus can receive newcomers, even if it's packed, but where will they sit in such a situation?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs', "Wooly Bully"
The Funny Lyrics:
Uno, dos, one, two, tres, cuatro!
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Why They're funny:
This whole song is crazy and weird (especially the first line, where he starts counting in Spanish, then shifts to English and back to Spanish), which makes it funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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