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The Kingston Trio's, "Gue, Gue"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dream, dream, then you'll hear the singing crocodile.
Why They're funny:
Ah, yes! Doesn't that top the wish of everyone being lullabied -- to encounter in dreams a singing crocodile?
Submitted by: Amanda Svenson
Pat Boone's, "Speedy Gonzales"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your dog's gonna have a puppy
Why They're funny:
This strikes me as funny in the sense of peculiar (not necessarily "Ha-ha funny"). That's because I never heard of a dog having just one puppy at a time. Don't they most always have considerable litters of puppies at a time? Incidentally there is a site called on which people post their mistaken childhood beliefs. One of the most common beliefs thereon is that dogs are males and cats are females of the same species. So sometimes or others children must have reacted to this line with "What? Dogs don't have puppies! Cats have kittens AND puppies!"
Submitted by: Laura Wilkins

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