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Crowded House's, "Italian Plastic"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you wake up with me
I'll be your glass of water uh huh
When you stick up for me
Then I'll be your bella bambino, your man from the moon
I'll be your little boy running with that egg on his spoon
I'll be your soul survivor, your worst wicked friend
I'll be your piggy in the middle, stick with you till the end
Why They're funny:
LOL. It's just a cute silly song :)
Submitted by: Annie
Herman's Hermits', "No Milk Today"
The Funny Lyrics:
The company was gay
Why They're funny:
Maybe in the sixties they're saying everyone was having a good time, but nowadays, all that lyric means is everyone was men doing dirty things with each other!
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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