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Smile Empty Soul's, "The Hit"
The Funny Lyrics:
Just being in the same room with you,
It makes me wanna get high, so I can forget you
Why They're funny:
that may be true, but why would anyone put that in a song?
Submitted by: I Am Me
Green Day's, "Longview"
The Funny Lyrics:
'when masturbation's lost its fun you're effing lonely'
Why They're funny:
Well how can it not be? I don't know how this could ever happen.
Submitted by: Jonny Harrop

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