Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Real Lyrics -> Funniest -> Index

These are lyrics that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Index

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
The Funny Lyrics:
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes...
Why They're funny:
From the very beginning this song is hilarious just for its sheer randomness, but I kind of think it makes a point too - about the way everyone's always telling you that 'Everything you know is wrong'...!
Submitted by: Adam Wainleft
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Funny Lyrics:
Teenagers scare the living *** out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me
Why They're funny:
This song is absolutely hilarious, it's about how the teenage fan-base of MCR just won't give them any peace. Let's say for instance I started dressing in black or "striking violent poses" no one would care. But those apathetic, hurtful teenagers won't leave poor Gerard Way and his band alone... and frankly, he finds them to be slightly scary human specimens.
Submitted by: Alex

There are 2077 entries in this section. Check out the most recent entries or search for other performers.

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.

50 Cent/Olivia50 Foot Wave 
Adam And The AntsBryan AdamsAerosmith
AFIChristina AguileraClay Aiken
Air SupplyAkinyeleAkon
AldaAlexisonfireAlice Cooper
Alice In ChainsAlien Ant FarmAlkaline Trio
All American RejectsLily AllenAll Saints
AlphavilleAmen CornerTori Amos
Anal CuntKeith AndersonJulie Andrews
AquaThe AquabatsArrogant Worms
AshantiFred AstaireThe Ataris
A*TeensAtomic KittenAtreyu
Austin Lounge LizardsGene AutryAvenged Sevenfold
B2KB-52'sBabylon Zoo
Bachelor GirlBackstreet BoysDan Baird
Barenaked LadiesClaudja BarryBBMak
The Beach BoysBeastie BoysBeastie Boys feat. Q-Tip
BeatlesBeautiful SouthBeck
Daniel BedingfieldNatasha BedingfieldHarry Belafonte
Bellamy BrothersTony BellusWilliam Bell
Ben Folds FiveBetter Than EzraBig Country
Big PunisherBig TymersBilly Joel & Ray Charles
Billy TalentBishopBiz Markie
Chauncey BlackBlack Eyed PeasBlack Sabbath
Blink 182BlondieThe Blood Brothers
Bloodhound Gang BlueBlues Traveler
James BluntBlurBobby Fuller Four
Bob & Doug McKenzie (Rick Moranis / Dave Thomas)Bon JoviPat Boone
The Bouncing SoulsDavid BowieBowling For Soup
Boxcar RacerBoyz II MenBoyzone
Brainpower & KrewcialMichelle BranchBrand New
BrandyBrandy & MonicaToni Braxton
BreadBreaking BenjaminSarah Brightman
Brooklyn BridgeMeredith BrooksIan Brown
Jimmy BuffettBuffy The Vampire SlayerBurning Brides
BushKate BushBusted
Butthole SurfersBuzzcocksB*witched
CageColbie CaillatCajmere
CakeLiz CallawayGlen Campbell
Camper Van BeethovenCaptain BeefheartIrene Cara
Mariah CareyVanessa CarltonKim Carnes
Aaron CarterNick CarterJohnny Cash
Cast Of A Mighty WindCast Of Les MiserablesCast of 'Phineas & Ferb'
Cast of 'Rent'Harry ChapinCharlie Daniels Band
Cheap TrickCherCherry Poppin' Daddies
Kenny ChesneyChevelleChina Crisis
ChingyThe ChipmunksChitlins, Whiskey, & Skirt
The ChordettesLou ChristieChumbawamba
Eric ChurchCiaraCitizen King
City HighClam AbusePetula Clark
Kelly ClarksonThe ClashClick 5
The CoastersCoheed And CambriaCold
Cold HarbourColdplayAlice Cooper
Julian CopeCorky And The Juice PigsElvis Costello
Counting CrowsThe CoupCowsills
CrackerThe CranberriesCrazytown
The Crazy World Of Arthur BrownCreamCreed
Jim CroceCrowded HouseSheryl Crow
CrushCueCulture Club
The CureCursive 
D12DAFGigi D'Agostino
Bobby DarinThe DarknessDashboard Confessional
Dave Matthews BandDavid Banner/Jazze PhaCraig David
Mac DavisDead KennedysDead Milkmen
Deep PurpleRick DeesDef Leppard
DeftonesDem FranchizeJohn Denver
Depeche ModeJason DeruloDes'ree
Destiny's ChildDevoNeil Diamond
Diamond RioAndy DickDido
Joe DiffieAni DiFrancoDigital Underground
Celine DionDire StraitsThe Distillers
DisturbedDixie ChicksD.J.I.G.
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh PrinceDonovanThe Doors
Dr. AlbanDr. DreDr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg
Dream StreetDr. HookDr Hook And The Medicine Show
D-SideHilary DuffDuJour
Duran DuranBob Dylan 
E-40EaglesThe Edsels
ElbowElectric GodElectric Six
Missy ElliottEminem End Of Fashion
EurythmicsEvanescenceSara Evans
FabolousFabulous PoodlesFaith No More
Fall Out BoyFamily Force 5Fanny Pack
John FarnhamFastballFergie
50 CentFilterThe Firm
Five Iron FrenzyThe FixxFizzy Bangers
Flaming LipsThe FlamingosFlash 'n'the Pan
Flight of the ConchordsFlock Of SeagullsFlogging Molly
FM StaticBen FoldsFoo Fighters
Willa FordForeignerFountains Of Wayne
Foutains of WayneFrankie Goes to HollywoodAretha Franklin
Franz FerdinandFreak NastyFriend & Lover
From First To LastNelly Furtado 
Peter GabrielGacktJudy Garland
Gloria GaynorGeneral PublicGenesis
George DawesDavid GilmourGirls Aloud
GobGodsmackGoldie Lookin Chain
Good CharlotteGoo Goo DollsGorillaz
John GorkaGo SailorGrand Puba
Amy GrantMacy GrayGreat White
Green DayGreen JellyGroup X
Guns N' Roses Arlo GuthrieGwar
Sammy HagarHammerfallHannah Montana
HansonGeorge HarrisonWilbert Harrison
Richard HarrisHarvey DangerHawksley Workman
Darren HayesHeadstones(Hed) p. e.
Jimi HendrixDon HenleyHerman's Hermits
Heywood BanksJohn HiattHigh School Musical
HinderHoleThe Hollies
Rupert HolmesHoneymoon SuiteJohnny Horton
Hot Hot HeatWhitney HoustonBrian Hyland
Ice CubeEnrique IglesiasNatalie Imbruglia
IncubusInsane Clown PosseINXS
The Irish RoversIron MaidenBurl Ives
Alan JacksonJanet JacksonJoe Jackson
Michael JacksonMick JaggerJaheim
Tommy James And The ShondellsJan And DeanJane's Addiction
Ja Rule Jarvis ChurchJay Z
Jeannie Ortega/PapooseJellybeanJethro Tull
JettinghamJewelJ. Geils Band
J KwonBilly JoelElton John
JoJoJojo/Bow WowGeorge Jones
JourneyJoy DivisionJr. Walker & The Allstars
Judas PriestJuvenile 
Kaiser ChiefsKanoKansas
Robert Earl KeenKelisKem
Nik KershawKhiaKid Rock
Kids In The HallKiller Mike ft. Big BoiThe Killers
King MissileSean KingstonThe Kingston Trio
The KinksKissEartha Kitt
KornKorrozia MetallaLenny Kravitz
Kula ShakerBen Kweller 
L7Lady GagaLambert, Kendricks & Ross
Miranda LambertLardLarry The Cable Guy
Lars Frederiksen And The BastardsAvril LavigneLed Zeppelin
Brenda LeeTom LehrerLeila K
LemarLemonade StandJohn Lennon
Less Than JakeLevel 42LFO
Lil Bow WowLil JonLil Jon And The Eastside Boyz
Lil KimLil' Romeo feat. Master P.Limeliters
Limp BizkitLinkin ParkLit
Little T and One Track MikeLiveLive On Request
Living In A BoxLL Cool JLmfao
Jennifer LopezLouis XivLove
Lyle LovettLudacrisLudo
Stephen Lynch  
MMachine HeadMaclean & Maclean
Madison AvenueMadnessMadonna
Magnetic FieldsThe Mamas and the PapasManfred Mann
ManowarMarilyn MansonMarky Mark & The Funky Bunch
Bob MarleyMaroon 5Bruno Mars
Amanda MarshallRicky MartinSteve Martin
Matchbox 20Matchbox TwentyJohnny Mathis
Matthew Good BandJohn MayerPaul McCartney
Brian McKnightMeat LoafMeat Puppets
MegadethJohn MellencampMen At Work
Men Without HatsMercury4Freddie Mercury
MikaChristina MilianMillencolin
Roger MillerRonnie MilsapTim Minchin
Mindless Drug HooverMinistryKylie Minogue
MisfitsJoni MitchellModest Mouse
Moldy PeachesMolokoEddie Money
The MonkeesMonster MagnetMontgomery Gentry
Monty Python's Flying CircusThe Moody BluesMandy Moore
Lorrie MorganAlanis MorissetteMorrissey
Motion City SoundtrackMotorheadMott The Hoople
Jason MrazMr. MisterMudvayne
Maria MuldaurMungo JerryEddie Murphy
Murphy Lee, Nelly, & P. DiddyAnne MurrayMuse
My Chemical RomanceMystery Science Theater 3000Mystical
Nada SurfNaughty By NatureNazareth
NecroNellyNelly & Kelly Rowland
NenaNerf HerderNew Colony Six
New Found GloryRandy NewmanNew Order
Ne-YoNick Cave And The Bad SeedsNickelback
Stevie NicksNightime FlyerNightwish
Nine Inch NailsNirvanaNocturnal Rites
No DoubtNofxNotorious Big
N'syncTed Nugent 
OasisPhil OchsOffspring
Oingo BoingoOk GoOMC
OPMRoy OrbisonStacie Orrico
Ozzy OsbourneDonny OsmondO-Town
Our Lady PeaceOutKastOwl City
Jennifer PaigeBrad PaisleyRobert Palmer
Panic! At The DiscoPapa RoachParker, Graham & the Rumour
John ParrKendall PaynePearl Jam
Pee ShyKaty PerryTom Petty
Tom Petty And The HeartbreakersLiz PhairPhish
Kellie PicklerPinkPink Floyd
Gene PitneyPixiesPlacebo
Plain White T'sPlanet SmashersPlatinum Blonde
The PoguesPointer SistersPoison
The PoliceIggy PopPorno for Pyros
Presidents Of The United States Of AmericaElvis PresleyPress Your Luck
Charley PridePrimusPrince
Princess SuperstarJohn PrineProject Pat (feat. Lord Infamous)
Puddle Of MuddPursuit Of HappinessPussycat Dolls
Suzi QuatroQueenQueensryche
Quiet Riot  
Radio CommercialsRadioheadGilda Radner
RaffiRammsteinThe Ramones
RancidAnthony RappRatt
RazorlightRed Hot Chili PeppersReel Big Fish
RefreshmentsRegurgitatorRelient K
R.E.M.REO SpeedwagonRepulsion
ReunionRhythm CorpsRiddlin' Kids
Right Said FredR KellyRobert Cray Band
Emma RobertsRobin Hitchcock & The EgyptiansCharlie Robison
RockwellJohnny RodriguezTommy Roe
RollergirlThe Rolling StonesLinda Ronstadt
RooneyAsher RothRoxette
Roxy MusicBobby Russell 
Carole Bayer SagerSam The Sham And The PharaohsAdam Sandler
SaraiSavage GardenSaves The Day
Say AnythingScandalJoey Scarbury
Peter SchillingScorpionsThe Seahorses
Sean Quinn And The PennywhoresSeetherBob Seger
Sex PistolsShadows Over SilenceShaggy
ShakiraShanks & BigfootWilliam Shatner
Allan ShermanShiny Toy GunsThe Shirelles
Sick PuppiesSilverchairSilver Convention
Simon And GarfunkelCarly SimonPaul Simon
Simple PlanJessica SimpsonFrank Sinatra
Sir Mix-a-LotSisqoSkankin Pickle
SkatalitesSkinny PuppySlipknot
Sly And The Family StoneSmashing PumpkinsSmash Mouth
Smile Empty SoulPatti SmithThe Smiths
Will SmithSmooshSnoop Dogg & Da Dogg Pound
Snow PatrolJill SobuleSomething To Do
Sonata ArcticaSoul DecisionSoundgarden
Soundtrack: Hedwig And The Angry InchSpace Ft. Cerys From CatatoniaSparks
Britney SpearsRegina SpektorSpencer Davis Group
Spice GirlsSpin DoctorsRick Springfield
SR-71Frank StalloneStarship
The Starting LineStealers WheelSteely Dan
Gwen StefaniTommy Shane SteinerSteps
Steve Miller BandDodie StevensRachel Stevens
Ray StevensRod StewartSt. Lunatics ( Nelly )
Stone Temple PilotsStory Of The YearGeorge Strait
StratovariusStreetsStrong Bad
SugarcultSugar Hill GangSugar Ray
Sum 41The SundaysSupergrass
SupertrampSweetTaylor Swift
System Of A Down  
Taking Back SundayTalking HeadsTamia
The TansadsT.A.T.UJames Taylor
Tears For FearsTed Leo And The PharmacistsTenacious D
10cc10,000 ManiacsThe Austin Lounge Lizards
The Dead MilkmenThe Gothic ArchiesThe Hitchers
The Macc LadsThe MisfitsThe Moldy Peaches
The OffspringThe Sane ChickensThe Secretions
The WhoThey Might Be GiantsThin Lizzy
Richard ThompsonThompson TwinsThor
311Three Days GraceThree Dead Trolls In A Baggie
Three Dog NightThree Dollar BillThree Doors Down
Three Six MafiaThe Three StoogesJustin Timberlake
Timbuk 3TismTLC
Tom GreenTommy TutoneTone Loc
Tony Lee ScottToolEmilĂ­ana Torrini
Peter ToshDevin TownsendT-Pain
Tq Ft. Sarah ConnerTrainTravis
Treble ChargerTrick DaddyTripod
Triumph The Insult Comic DogThe TubesTurin Brakes
The TurtlesShania TwainTwista
Twisted SisterTwo Headed Puppy2Pac
Type O Negative  
U2UfoUnwritten Law
Up SyndromeUsherHikaru Utada
Holly ValanceJerry ValeThe Vandals
Van HalenVanilla IceThe Vapors
Veggie TalesBobby VintonViolent Femmes
The Walker BrothersWall Of VoodooJoe Walsh
Warren Zevon (with Mitch Albom)Was (Not Was)The Weakerthans
WeatherboxNikki WebsterWeezer
Weird Al YankovicWesley WillisKanye West
Barry White featuring Chris RockWhite StripesThe Whitlams
The WigglesWill-i-amAndy Williams
Billy WilliamsDar WilliamsRobbie Williams
Vanessa WilliamsWilly PorterAmy Winehouse
WingerStevie WonderWorm Quartet
Wu Tang Clan  
X-ray Spex  
Weird Al YankovicTrisha YearwoodYes
Young JeezyNeil Young 
Zager And EvansFrank ZappaZebrahead
Warren ZevonZilchRob Zombie
ZZ Top

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.

The Top Ten Contributors To This Section

sXe LeXi 5X261
Mike Hack54
Celeste (site rank #31)32
Brian Kelly (site rank #16)29
wadded beef24
Devil Jones20
Optimus Lime16
Mike Florio13


Would you like to Submit Some Lyrics for a Song We're always looking for more entries.


Disclaimer: makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.