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These are lyrics by The Vandals that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, The Vandals

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The Vandals', "4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1"
The Funny Lyrics:
Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started...
Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.
Oh boy is this great! Don't hesitate rub your fecies like an ape,
And finally celebrate - just because.
Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal
cuz with tap shoes and a girdle.
Why They're funny:
All of the lyrics in this song are pretty silly, especially the armpit fart, the ape feces part, and throwing your journal in the urinal.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Vandals', "Soccer Mom"
The Funny Lyrics:
Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian.
And pizza right after the game.
Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen.
Why They're funny:
This is a great description of a soccer mom. I especially like the line about collagen...that's funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Vandals', "Soccer Mom"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'd keep my fingers crossed for another milf like you.
Pray to god that you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I know you're breathless every other weekend.
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret.
Why They're funny:
Haha, he wants to get with the hott soccer mom and get her away from her bratty kids!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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