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These are lyrics by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs

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The Funny Lyrics:
Uno, dos; one, two, tres, cuatro!
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Why They're funny:
This whole song is crazy and weird (especially the first line, where he starts counting in Spanish, then shifts to English and back to Spanish), which makes it funny!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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