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These are lyrics by Dashboard Confessional that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Dashboard Confessional

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Dashboard Confessional's, "Hands Down"
The Funny Lyrics:
Safe in here, from all the stupid questions. 'Hey did you get some?' Man, that is so dumb. Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear... so we can get some.
Why They're funny:
First he says 'getting some' is dumb and then two lines later he wants some himself!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Dashboard Confessional's, "Screaming Infidelities"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your hair is everywhere Screaming infidelities And taking it's wear
Why They're funny:
I didn't know hair screamed!
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
Dashboard Confessional's, "Vindicated"
The Funny Lyrics:
Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I swear I'm right
Why They're funny:
C'mon, make up your mind... Are you right or wrong???
Submitted by: lili*c*91

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