Fun Music Information -> Dashboard Confessional
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Dashboard ConfessionalsMusic Jokes:
Q: How did the lead singer of Dashboard Confessional miss his mark? A: He was too busy screaming infidelities. Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
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Band Name Origins:
- To be more specific, in Chris Carrabba's song "The Sharp Hint of New Tears," he repeatedly uses the phrase, "on the way home, this car hears my confessions..." which triggered the creation of his band's name, "Dashboard Confessional."...kinda nifty, eh? Submitted by: Bobo
- From the song "a sharp hint of new tears" its goes something like this: "... the car hears my confessions..." Submitted by: Sam Jean
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" | "Am I Missing?," Dashboard Confessional | Melanie Bianca Green |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"End And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Bend and Not Beak" originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Bed and Not Break" originally "Bend and Not Break"
Lizzie
"Several Ways to Die Tying" originally "Several Ways to Die Trying"
Lizzie
"Tick as Thieves" originally "Thick as Thieves"
Lizzie
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Bend And Note Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Note any breakage resulting from bending.
Valerie Cameron
"Blend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"A Plain Mourning" originally "A Plain Morning"
Lizzie
"For Pete's Snake" originally "For Pete's Sake"
Heather Brockwell
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Bend And Now Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Send And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Rend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
An oxymoron?
Valerie Cameron
"Wend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
"Lend And Not Break" originally "Bend And Not Break"
Valerie Cameron
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
This is a parody of Dashboard Confessional's 'Vindicated.' Forgive my voice, but MAN, the guy who sings the original version has SUCH a HIGH VOICE! Anyway, enjoy!
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Vindicated" | "Indicated" | VeritasDraco |
| "Hands Down" | "Someday" | Ragdoll |
| "Hands Down" | "Pens Down" | Seanydon |
| "Vindicated" | "Medicated" | Tristessa Baggins |
| "Hands Down" | "Demented" | The Lesbian Losers, woo woo woo |
| "Vindicated" | "Syndicated" | Mini Van The Man |
| "Vindicated" | "Been Created" | Bob O'Mara |
| "Vindicated" | "Intoxicated" | Katie |
| "Vindicated" | "Vindicated? Nah." | Jonathan P. Rice |
| "The Brilliant Dance" | "Ode to Chris Carrabba" | Momo |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Don't Wait | Suicide Hotline | VeritasDraco |
| Stolen | Lost and Found Dept. | VeritasDraco |
| Remember To Breathe | American Lung Association | Kjersti |
| Again I Go Unnoticed | Low Self Esteem Help Hotline | Tati A |
| This Bitter Pill | Poison Control/Suicide Hotline | anon |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Vindicated Dashboard Confessional | Down In The Willow Garden The Everly Brothers | Vindicated Down In The Willow Garden Thanks, Marian! | oldtimer |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Chairmen Of The Dashboard
Chairmen Of The Board combined with Dashboard Confessional
That couldn't be comfortable.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"Vindicated"
Misheard Lyrics: Slippity slip away...
Original Lyrics: Vindicated
So let me slip away | "Living In Your Letters"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause turning to you is like falling in love with your dad.
Original Lyrics: 'Cause turning to you is like falling in love when you're ten.
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"Stolen"
Misheard Lyrics: You have stolen my harp.
Original Lyrics: You have stolen my heart.
| "Don't Wait"
Misheard Lyrics: Lay your arms on down.
Original Lyrics: Lay your armor down.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"The Swiss Army Romance"
Misheard Lyrics: And I look cute in your blue jeans.
Original Lyrics: And you're dying to look cute in your blue jeans.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jc Since this song seems to be about a girl, it just seemed like a cross-dresser's confessions, and a little out of place. |
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Funny Lyrics:
"Vindicated"
The Funny Lyrics: Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I swear I'm right
Why They're Funny: C'mon, make up your mind... Are you right or wrong???
Submitted by: lili*c*91
| "Screaming Infidelities"
The Funny Lyrics: Your hair is everywhere Screaming infidelities And taking it's wear
Why They're Funny: I didn't know hair screamed!
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Hands Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Safe in here from all the stupid questions
Hey did you get some? Man that is so dumb Stay quiet, Stay near, Stay close, they won't hear So we can get some Why They're Nonsensical: The song is entirely redundant, or at least these lines are. First Chris says that asking if someone 'got some' is 'dumb,' but then he follows it up with the suggestion to 'get some'. It's redundant!
Submitted by: Arielle
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Rooftops and Invitations"
The Dirty Lyrics: The city longs well for rooftops and invitations
All lace in secret places She moves you to touch with her hands... (Chorus) Under the cold sheet Where the welcomed touch of skin and skin will meet Out on the inside Where a girl's prize is at the tip of your tongue... Why They're Dirty: It's pretty self-explanitory. Just read them.
Submitted by: Cindy
| "Vindicated"
The Dirty Lyrics: So turn
up the corners of your lips Bite them and feel my finger tips Trace the moment for forever Defense is paper thin Just one touch and I'll be in Too deep now to ever swim against the current So let me slip away.... Why They're Dirty: hmmmm.....
Submitted by: Sally
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Song Title Space Change:
"Sharp Hint Of Newt Ears" originally "Sharp Hint Of New Tears"
Submitted by: Stan E. Cox-Hyde
Song Title Acrostics:
AIM: "Am I Missing?"
Submitted by: Lizzie
SAG: "Shirts and Gloves"
Submitted by: Lizzie
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"I Knight My Own Fires Low" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"I Fight My Own Liars Now" originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Letting in Your Livers" originally "Living in Your Letters"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Ender Sill Wave Us All" originally "Ender Will Save Us All"
Submitted by: Lizzie
"This Pitter Bill" originally "This Bitter Pill"
Submitted by: Lizzie
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
