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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Dashboard Confessional
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Dashboard Confessional's, "Hands Down"
The dirty Lyrics:
Your legs are smooth,
as they graze mine,
we're doing fine,
we're doing nothing at all . . . . .
. . The words are hushed lets not get busted;
just lay entwined here, undiscovered.
Safe in here from all the stupid questions.
'hey did you get some?'
Man, that is so dumb.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear... so we can get some.
as they graze mine,
we're doing fine,
we're doing nothing at all . . . . .
. . The words are hushed lets not get busted;
just lay entwined here, undiscovered.
Safe in here from all the stupid questions.
'hey did you get some?'
Man, that is so dumb.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear... so we can get some.
Why They're dirty:
I realized it was dirty right after I heard it for the first time . . . . .
Submitted by: Vicky
Dashboard Confessional's, "Rooftops and Invitations"
The dirty Lyrics:
The city longs well for rooftops and invitations
All lace in secret places
She moves you to touch with her hands...
(Chorus)
Under the cold sheet
Where the welcomed touch of skin and skin will meet
Out on the inside
Where a girl's prize is at the tip of your tongue...
All lace in secret places
She moves you to touch with her hands...
(Chorus)
Under the cold sheet
Where the welcomed touch of skin and skin will meet
Out on the inside
Where a girl's prize is at the tip of your tongue...
Why They're dirty:
It's pretty self-explanitory. Just read them.
Submitted by: Cindy
Dashboard Confessional's, "Screaming Infidelities"
The dirty Lyrics:
Your hair
It's everywhere
Screaming Infidelities
And taking its wear
It's everywhere
Screaming Infidelities
And taking its wear
Why They're dirty:
Well... if you knew what Infidelities were, then you'd realize what hair was everywhere...
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
Dashboard Confessional's, "Vindicated"
The dirty Lyrics:
So turn
up the corners of your lips
Bite them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment for forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'll be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away....
up the corners of your lips
Bite them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment for forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'll be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away....
Why They're dirty:
hmmmm.....
Submitted by: Sally
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