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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Index

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The Police's, "When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best "
The dirty Lyrics:
I run 'Deep Throat' again
It ran for years and years
Why They're dirty:
He's watching an infamous porno movie on his VCR over and over again. It features a porn star who loves doing the act of....
Submitted by: I've Been Stung Twice
Blondie's, "Eat To The Beat"
The dirty Lyrics:
I know you do it. I know you do it
I seen you, seen you, seen you, seen you chewing
Hey, you got a sweet tooth and I remember
A sweeter treat, uh, you beat your meat
Why They're dirty:
'Beat your meat' is perhaps unexpected in this song! Almost fell out my chair laughing
Submitted by: Bea J

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