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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Index

Here's a couple of the most recent entries...

The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The dirty Lyrics:
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Why They're dirty:
How is that not dirty?
Submitted by: Pedro
Madonna's, "Borderline"
The dirty Lyrics:
Keep on pushing my love Over the borderline
Why They're dirty:
This song is about female masturbation/orgasm (She said it herself)
Submitted by: IvCo93

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