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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Nickelback
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Nickelback
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Nickelback's, "Animals"
The dirty Lyrics:
You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
Why They're dirty:
Obviously they are doing things in a car...like squeezing body parts, and talking with a mouthfull..*wink* *wink*
Submitted by: Megan
Nickelback's, "Figured You Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
While you're looking up at me
Why They're dirty:
I assume this means she says please before giving him oral sex.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Nickelback's, "Figured You Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
While you're looking up at me
Why They're dirty:
He could be on top about to enter and she begs him to hurry.
Submitted by: brandee
Nickelback's, "Figured You Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
Why They're dirty:
It doesn't take a geneous to figure out that this song is about some dude, possibly Chad Kroeger, getting into some girl's pants.
Submitted by: Celeste
Nickelback's, "Figured You Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
I like your pants around your feet
Why They're dirty:
self-explanatory
Submitted by: Contender
Nickelback's, "Something In Your Mouth"
The dirty Lyrics:
cause you look so much cuter when you have something in your mouth
Why They're dirty:
come on....
Submitted by: Ziggi
Nickelback's, "This Afternoon"
The dirty Lyrics:
Better hang on if you're taggin' along
'Cause we'll be doing this 'till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta
'Cause we'll be doing this 'till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta
Why They're dirty:
Hello? It's obvious he's talking about having sex 'till six in the morning.
Submitted by: lawnshark025
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