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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Bob Seger

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Bob Seger

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Beautiful Loser album at
Bob Seger's, "Horizontal Bop"
The dirty Lyrics:
Grass is good as carpet
Anyplace is fine
Its time to get to rockin'
Babe it's time to make it shine
Tell 'em we'll be dancin'
Dancin' till we drop
It's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop.
Why They're dirty:
There's a reason why everybody wants to do it.
Submitted by: dirty

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