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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, U2

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Achtung Baby album at
U2's, "Acrobat"
The dirty Lyrics:
You can swallow
Or you can spit
Why They're dirty:
Pretty obvious
Submitted by: Jeb still
U2's, "Even Better Than the Real Thing"
The dirty Lyrics:
My head is somewhere in between
Why They're dirty:
In between WHAT? Guess Bono's dirtier than we thought.
Submitted by: Amanda
U2's, "One"
The dirty Lyrics:
Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth
Why They're dirty:
In the context of the song it's not that bad but I think it is one of the many funny oral sex references in the album.
Submitted by: Jeb still

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