Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize
it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Billy Joel
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There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
The old man is having sex with a drink.
Submitted by: Moose Hole
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man
An uptown girl is looking for a downtown man.
Submitted by: Alyssa
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