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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, ZZ Top

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ZZ Top's, "Gimme All Your Lovin'"
The dirty Lyrics:
If I blow my top -- Will you let it go to your head?
Why They're dirty:
Many ZZ Top lyrics are at least suggestive - this one doesn't take a genius......
Submitted by: John Donivan
ZZ Top's, "Gun Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
She'll shoot ya full of love 'til your love bone aches
Why They're dirty:
Does this really need any explanation?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
ZZ Top's, "I Got The Six"
The dirty Lyrics:
I got the Six, gimme your Nine
Why They're dirty:
Talkin' about 69, the act where two people give each other oral at the same time
Submitted by: Marty Schriver
ZZ Top's, "Pearl Necklace"
The dirty Lyrics:
Pearl Necklace, She wore a Pearl Necklace
Why They're dirty:
Reading a book about ZZ Top. A Pearl Necklace refers to the ejaculating on a woman's chest.
Submitted by: Ap.Rhys
ZZ Top's, "Tube Snake Boogie"
The dirty Lyrics:
I got a girl, she lives on the hill
She won't do it but her sister will
When she boogie
She do the tube snake boogie
Well now boogie little baby
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top, blow your top, blow your top.
Why They're dirty:
Do I really need to tell everyone what a 'tube snake' is, not to mention 'blowing your top'?
Submitted by: dirty
ZZ Top's, "Velcro Fly"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well it feels so right when you squeeze it tight, when you reach the end, do it over again.
Why They're dirty:
Sure sounds like a hand job to me
Submitted by: Mike
ZZ Top's, "Woke Up With Wood"
The dirty Lyrics:
When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
Lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
Playing with it some
When I, I woke up with wood.
Why They're dirty:
Like "I Got the Six" thinly veils its oral sex background with a line about playing cards, this has a line about a pile of wood, but it's obviously about morning wood (erection), and the narrator's girlfriend helping him to deal with it.
Submitted by: Jules

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