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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Megadeth

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Countdown to Extinction album at
Megadeth's, "Mechanix"
The dirty Lyrics:
Who would have thought you'd be better at turning a screw than me? I do it for my life. Made my drive shaft crank, made my pistons bulge, made my ball bearings melt from the heat!
Why They're dirty:
The whole song uses not-so-vague mechanical metaphors for having sex, possibly in an auto mechaninc shop.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

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