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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, The Smashing Pumpkins

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The Smashing Pumpkins', "Fuck You (An Ode To No One)"
The dirty Lyrics:
took a virgin Mary axe to his sweet baby Jane
Lost my innocence to a no good girl
Scratch my face with anvil hands
And coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth
And I give it all back to you
Why They're dirty:
He lost his virginity by giving cunnilingus to a girl. Flowery poetic words but very nauseating.
Submitted by: Not A Virgin Anymore

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