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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Drake Bell

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Drake Bell

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It's Only Time album at
Drake Bell's, "Up Periscope"
The dirty Lyrics:
When you're creeping out of bed I sneak a peak and see just what you were wearing last night Or what was left from ripping of your clothes I checked to see the door was closed as you were turning out the light Whoever said romance was over? Roll over So I can show you Don't you want me to be The captain of your submarine? Up periscope
Why They're dirty:
That song is not exactly about a submarine. Pretty dirty for a Nickelodian star.
Submitted by: Jessica

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