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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, 'Weird Al' Yankovic

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'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Airline Amy"
The dirty Lyrics:
I want to put you in an upright locked position!
Why They're dirty:
Sounds like Weird Al was desperate and found new moves at the same time!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The dirty Lyrics:
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Why They're dirty:
Well, he serves himself in those areas of love...pretty obvious.
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Stuck in the Closet With Vanna White"
The dirty Lyrics:
As long as we're here,
Vanna let me buy a vowel from you!
Why They're dirty:
He wants to knock-up Vanna White!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
The dirty Lyrics:
Turn up the volume
Yank off the knob
Why They're dirty:
Hmmm... I'm assuming he's watching the porn channel.
Submitted by: No 56279
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you
Why They're dirty:
Speaks for itself, I think.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Word Crimes"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well you should hire, Some cunning linguist
Why They're dirty:
a Cunnilinguist would be one who is profoundly adept at performing cunnilingus. That's about as dirty a lyric can be without ACTUALLY being dirty
Submitted by: JP
Weird Al Yankovic's, "You Don't Love Me Anymore"
The dirty Lyrics:
I admit I lost some self-esteem
that time that you made it
with the whole hockey team.
Why They're dirty:
All I have to say to that is 'ouch!'
Submitted by: Celeste

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