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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Olivia Newton-John

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Olivia Newton-John

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Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
The dirty Lyrics:
If we both were born in another place and time this moment might be ending with a kiss. But there you are with yours and here I am with mine so I guess we'll just be leaving it at this.
Why They're dirty:
This has to be a reference to masturbation and forbidden love.
Submitted by: Dee Gee
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
The dirty Lyrics:
Let's Get Physical Physical. Let me hear your body talk.
Why They're dirty:
I used to think that it was about exercising and aerobics....outside of the house!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Olivia Newton-John's, "Soul Kiss"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well, I get down on my knees (and beg you, baby).
Why They're dirty:
The title should be a dead giveaway, but some listeners are clueless.
Submitted by: aussie

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