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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Harry Styles

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Harry Styles

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Harry Styles', "Kiwi"
The dirty Lyrics:
She sits beside me like a silhouette Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet And now she's all over me, it's like I paid for it It's like I paid for it, I'm gonna pay for this
Why They're dirty:
It's unclear 100% what he's on about exactly but the fact that she's "all over" him suggests sex, also the fact that it's LIKE he payed for its, she clearly doing a good job at whatever it is. Hardy candy dripping on me till my feet are wet- this could mean a number of things but i see it as some *fluids* (you get the gist) dropping down him, his "feet are wet" suggests there's lots of it & its probably candy because he's saying it tastes sweet.
Submitted by: Xxxanon

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