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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Michael Jackson

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
The dirty Lyrics:
If you can get it, it's worth a try
I really want it, I can't deny
It's just desire, I really love it
'Cause if it's aching, you have to rub it
She wants to give it
Why They're dirty:
These are the most suggestive lyics I've ever heard, next to Janet Jackson. His canoodlings with Naomi Campbell in the video demonstrate these lyrics well. Not literally, but.. u get the picture.
Submitted by: Dark Artist
Michael Jackson's, "Lady In My Life"
The dirty Lyrics:
So listen to your heart
Move your body close to mine
Let me touch you with my love
I can make you feel so right
Why They're dirty:
When I was younger, I never knew what he meant by these lines because on their own, they don't make sense. How can you touch someone with your love? It's only when I matured and other influences started to interfere with my natural line of thinking did I realise, then further compounded by the subsequent line of 'filling the girl with his dreams'. And to think of Michael Jackson of all people saying this... !o_O!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Michael Jackson's, "Superfly Sister"
The dirty Lyrics:
Stick it in shove it in
Why They're dirty:
Do I really need to explain it?!?!?!?
Submitted by: Sarah

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