Fun Music Information -> Michael Jackson
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Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson (Bobby Day), Michael Jackson (with Paul McCartney), Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson/Lionel RitchieMusic Quotes:
I was a veteran before I was a teenager. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Jokes:
Q: What did the director tell Michael Jackson to do when his hair on caught on fire during the infamous Pepsi commercial? A: Beat it! Just Beat it!! Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| What will Elton John sing at Michael's funeral? "Good-bye Abnormal Genes" Submitted by: D. Johnston
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Joseph Jackson. Submitted by: Julia
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Jacko. Submitted by: Travis
Known informally as: M.J.. Submitted by: Soul
Strange Offspring Names:
- Blanket - His man named his baby blanker. omg Submitted by: Jasmine
- Prince Michael - OK, this is just sad. Not only can I not imagine going through life with a name like Prince Michael, I think it's just weird to name your kid after yourself and add 'Prince' to the name. I mean, can you imagine if I named my daughter Princess Kitty? Submitted by: Kitty
- Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. - That's Prince's real name. And Blanket is Michael Joseph Jackson II. Prince and Blanket are just nicknames. Submitted by: doodah
- Paris, Prince & Blanket - I think those are beautiful names, especially because I love Paris (the city). Prince was MJ's grandfather's name, and his 3rd child is also called Prince, but commonly known as "Blanket". If you think that the nickname Blanket is strange, well, you have to understand that the word has a special meaning in the Jackson family; it means "love". Submitted by: wingfoot
- Paris Michael Katherine - Paris is for the city she was conceived in. Michael because Debbie Rowe wanted to include Michael's name in there, and Katherine after Michael's mother. Submitted by: Eric Andrews
- Blanket - Submitted by: rio
- Blanket - blanket IS a nickname...its a word michael has used for many years that means a blessing Submitted by: fan
- Prince Michael & Paris Michael - Does this hypocritical 'doesn't matter if you're white or black, lets hang my kid over a balcony' freak have an obsession with naming his kids after himself? Have you looked at Jermaine Jackson? His brother's poor kids' names. Must run in the family. Submitted by: mandy
- Blanket - Why oh why would you call your kid Blanket?!! He seems like a nice enough guy. He's a bit strange but ok. What's next-table? Chair? Plate?! Submitted by: lauren de lacey
- Prince Michael and Paris - When my uncle (amazingly one of Michael's security guards at Neverland) first started working for him, he only saw the kids about twice a week, just walk past or something. But apparently Michael doesn't even call the kids by their "real" names-the boy, Prince Michael, is referred to as Joshua, while Paris is called Isabelle. Wierd? I thought so too-apparently to be famous you've gotta have a flashy name, why not Prince Michael and Paris? Submitted by: sally anne
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Wiz, Thriller, Bad, Captain EO, Men in Black II" | - helena |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Stonewalled Jackson | His career has run into a stone wall. | andy |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Dangerfield (A Rodney Dangerfield tribute)" | "Dangerous" | Sam Leno |
| "Ben 10" | "Ben " | Joshy |
| "Sleep Lemon" | "Speed Demon" | Ash |
| "Leave It!" | "Beat It" | Ash |
| "Brown And Yellow" | "Black Or White" | daniel n |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Bang The Drum All Day" | "Beat It," Michael Jackson | Well, you do beat on a drum - Kimberly |
| "I'm Just Going To Leave" | "Beat It," Michael Jackson | Travis |
| "What's Your Name" | "Ben," Michael Jackson | Kathy |
| "I Think We're Alone Now" | "You Are Not Alone," Michael Jackson | Brian Kelly |
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Song Parody Recordings:
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Human Nature" | "2009 Lenox Industrial Tools 301 Recap Song" | Jay Jianoran |
| "Rock with you" | "Grandma's Anthem" | Cody Slusher |
| "Black or White" | "Phoenix Wright" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Bad" | "Sad [A Tribute To Michael Jackson] (updated version)" | Matthew D. Miante |
| "Man in the Mirror" | "Man on the T.V." | Medemia |
| "Bad" | "Sad [A Tribute To Michael Jackson]" | Matthew D. Miante |
| "I'm Bad" | "I'm Dead" | Gari J |
| "Beat It" | "Snuffed It" | Phil Alexander |
| "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" | "Don't Stop Till You Get Him Up" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Billie Jean" | "Rest In Peace" | Matthias |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Is It Scary | "Tales From The Crypt" promos | Dr Music |
| Speed Demon | Jay Leno's Garage | Sam Leno |
| Beat It | "Max Keeble's Big Move" movie promos. | WereJosh |
| Smooth Criminal | 'The Godfather' movie promo | AD |
| History | National History Museum | Goldy |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Morphine | hospital | Sarah |
| Speed Demon | a police station | Sarah |
| Black or White | KKK | Sarah |
| Beat It | any kind of hotline | Sarah |
| Streetwalker | brothel | Sarah |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Addicted To Love Robert Palmer | Morphine Michael Jackson | Addicted To Morphine | Rocknsoul |
| My Name Is Eminem | Ben Michael Jackson | My Name Is Ben | MOR |
| Sin Nine Inch Nails | Bad Michael Jackson | Sinbad Shortest duet title in this section? | Rhoda Dohr |
| Bound and Tied Creed | In the Closet Michael Jackson | Bound and Tied in the Closet | Lizzie |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics: Gonna save on the sound of Microsoft.
Original Lyrics: Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ma coo sa.
| "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: She was more like a billiard queen on a movie screen.
Original Lyrics: She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
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"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics: Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat-a-beat it. Original Lyrics: Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated. | "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics: Billie Queen is not a father.
Original Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics: No-one wants to see your penis
Original Lyrics: No one wants to be defeated
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ladybird This wasn't mine but I laughed so hard when I heard it that I almost fell off my chair. The lady who did hear it explained that she thought the song was about townspeople trying to tell the local "flasher" where to go - hence "beat it"! |
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Song Parody Fragments:
I put them on and my voice gets real high
The jeans are not my size
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
So, Sonic are you okay?
Are you okay Sonic?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The hands of Eggman
So, Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
So, Luffy are you ok?
Are you ok Luffy?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
The claws of Kuro!
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal!
Funny Lyrics:
"Bad"
The Funny Lyrics: Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right Why They're Funny: Is this a threat or a term of endearment?
Submitted by: joz
| "Break Of Dawn"
The Funny Lyrics: Hold my hand, feel the touch
Of your body cling to mine You and me, makin‼sup>TM love All the way through another night Why They're Funny: Don't make us imagine it, Michael.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want to love you P.Y.T.
Pretty young thing. You need some lovin T.L.C. Pretty young thing. I want to love you P.Y.T. Pretty young thing and I'll take you there anywhere you want to go. Why They're Repetitive: After a few times the lyrics seem to loose their affect of being in the mood to bump and grind.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Smooth Criminal"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Annie, are you ok?
Are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? Why They're Repetitive: Michael, can you shut up? Can you shut up? Can you shut up, Michael?
Submitted by: Hitman Feline X
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Rock With You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Let that rhythm get into you
Don't try to fight it And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that love survives Why They're Nonsensical: Rock with you is the third in a trilogy of numbers which are not only nonsensical,but also hold a disconcerting memory for me,the others being Working my way back to you and Afternoon delight.They featured heavily on the radio around the time I'd not long found myself at sixteen/seventeen chucked into the scarey world of work,and a particularly irksome,tiring and downright scarey job it was too.The irksome aspect was worsened by the fact that they always had this infernal radio going in the warehouse,and those three numbers never seemed to be off the wretched thing.Possibly the one which seemed to annoy me most was Rock with you.I had decided recently to check out the actual lyrics of these three offending songs of my tender years in the workplace.Back then Afternoon delight and Rock with you sounded a bit strange to me in presentation,but all three would also prove to contain some pretty wierd stuff in the lyrics department.[Let that rhythm get into you.Don't try to fight it-Like,what is the guy talking about?What's with all this emotive garbage about battling against a dance beat?Nor is this the only number in which that type of garbage surfaces ofcourse.-And when the groove is dead and gone,you know that love survives.-Yet more of the same type of garbage.It doesn't stop there.This intrepid duo are gonna ride the boogie,share that beat of love,feel the heat.He want's to rock with her right through the night till break of dawn.He wants her to close her eyes and let all this get into her.They've got so much more of this funky stuff to get through.]The whole thing reads today like the world's greatest pile of bull.What could be worse guys?The fact that possibly some of the world's greatest piles of lucre was gleaned from this and many other outpourings of musical bull over the years?Yes,that's what's even worse,and I'm not talking out of jealousy either.That's a fool's game.I'm talking out of sheer annoyance, bordering almost on sheer disbelief, that fortunes have been accrued on the writing and singing of sheer bull.I fully appreciate properly written and presented material,yet have also found myself studying the other side of the coin.Guys,one thing I've consistently found with the latter.No matter what way you try to look at a pile of kack,it's never going to appear as anything other than a pile of kack.Fewer piles of it come higher than something like Rock with you.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
| "Bad"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You know I'm bad
Who's bad? Why They're Nonsensical: This was the sort of sheer, unintelligable kack being pounded out by Jackson and some other singers during his heyday. I mean,just what are we being handed here? We know he's bad in what sense exactly? That he's literally bad? Or that he's one of these supercool, arrogant tossers, so wrapped up in themselves that they'll come down on percieved lesser mortals like a ton of bricks if they so much as look at them in a funny way? Or that he's bad in an OK kind of way, as in he'll definately be no pushover,and woe betide you if you think he is? A little clarification would go a long way with such songs,but oh no. They just went on thumping out drivel like, You know I'm bad. Doesn't end even here,ofcourse,for they had to round it out with something even more crazy like,Who's bad?Guys,let me tell you that over the years I have had my senses assaulted by some really spaced out junk,but stuff like the above has always been right up there on my hate list.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Man In The Mirror"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm Looking In The Man In The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways Why They're Insincere: You Didn't Really Change your ways, hey Michael!
Submitted by: Nick
| "Black or White"
The Insincere Lyrics: It don't matter if you're black or white
Why They're Insincere: really? so why did he change his colour? I usually change something when I don`t like it anymore
Submitted by: Kevin
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) Why They're Misrhymed: 'She is just a girl who claims that I am the one'? Okay, lets discuss this. Is this what he means?: she is just a girl who claims that I am a girl too? For the part do think twice, I always thought he sang 'don't think twice'. Just listen to that part, it sounds more like 'dont think twice' By the way, I do like Michael Jackson.
Submitted by: Anna
| "Billie Jean"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Why They're Misrhymed: One and son rhyme, but lover doesn't. The way he sings it, 'lover' sounds like 'love.' Closer, but it still doesn't rhyme. Nice try.
Submitted by: lebeiw15
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Ben"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: all the song
Why They're Inappropriate: It's not healthy having such a close relationship with a rat (or children either). It sounds like he loves this pet rat so much he wants to marry it. It's a RAT, for heaven's sake!
Submitted by: Stevo
| "You Are Not Alone"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You are not alone. I am here with you.
Why They're Inappropriate: That's about it then...
Submitted by: Ted Cheese
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Superfly Sister"
The Dirty Lyrics: Stick it in shove it in
Why They're Dirty: Do I really need to explain it?!?!?!?
Submitted by: Sarah
| "In the Closet"
The Dirty Lyrics: If you can get it, it's worth a try
I really want it, I can't deny It's just desire, I really love it 'Cause if it's aching, you have to rub it She wants to give it Why They're Dirty: These are the most suggestive lyics I've ever heard, next to Janet Jackson. His canoodlings with Naomi Campbell in the video demonstrate these lyrics well. Not literally, but.. u get the picture.
Submitted by: Dark Artist
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Dangerous"
The Song Lyrics: The girl is bad
The girl is dangerous Song They Mention: "Bad", one of Michael Jackson's previous hit songs
Submitted by: Tetris
| "Beat It"
The Song Lyrics: Don't wanna see no blood
Don't be a macho man. Song They Mention: Macho Man by The Village People
Submitted by: Frymaster
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Bad"
The Made Up Words: Shamon
Comments: Kinda self-explanatory. I'm not really sure how you'd spell it, but whatever.
Submitted by: Chloe
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Little Susie"
The Lyrics: Somebody killed little susie
The girl with the tune Who sings in the daytime at noon She was there screaming Beating her voice in her doom But nobody came to her soon... A fall down the stairs Her dress torn Oh the blood in her hair... A mystery so sullen in air She lie there so tenderly Fashioned so slenderly Lift her with care, Oh the blood in her hair... Everyone came to see The girl that now is dead So blind stare the eyes in her head... etc Why: It's a ballad about a little girl who was murdered. We never find out who did it. It's just really creepy and sad. I don't listen to this song very much, but when I do, I have to sleep with the lights on.
Submitted by: Sarah
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Thriller"
The Lyrics: Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood. Why: Y'awls would think that Vincent Price (who rapped this line near the end) learned to speak better grammar.
Submitted by: Wolfman Jack Nicholson
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Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Liberian Girl"
The Lyrics: Naku penda piya-naku taka piya-mpenziwe
Why: The background vocalist sings it in the intro and after the chorus. The lyrics are in the Swahili language.
Submitted by: Kevin
| "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Lyrics: Help Me Sing It, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa, Ma-Ma-Se, Ma-Ma-Sa, Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa ... (repeat until fade)
Why: "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a top five hit for Michael Jackson from 1983. It was another smash hit taken from Michael Jackson's huge 1982 lp, "Thriller" (still the largest selling lp in history). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was a hit in the late summer of 1983, and was an instance dance classic (despite Michael's later troubles, this hit is still very much appreciated on dance floors with it's connection to country line dancing sensibility). "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" is also something of an internationally made hit. The last lines or more accurately utterings as I have printed here, as told to other by the writer of the song, Mark Anthony Neal, are taken from Cameroonian saxophonist Manu Dibango's suprise 1973 U.S. hit, "Soul Makossa", and roughly translate from the original French as, "My-My-My-My-Its- My-My-Its-Coo". "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" was also the longest song on the Michael Jackson "Thriller" lp at 6:03 in length and was the only song on the lp to not be made into a music video (despite it's success on the charts).
Submitted by: Peter
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"History (Tony Moran's History Lesson)"
The Lyrics: How Many Victims Must We See, Slaughtered in Vain across the last
Why: The lyrics highlighted poverty and war, but the remix has a danceable beat at least!
Submitted by: Chooka287
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Wanna Be Startin Somethin"
The Lyrics: I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' Why: This would be a horrible ring tone to have when you're being mugged.
Submitted by: Celeste
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