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These are lyrics by Michael Jackson that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye.
Why They're Nonsensical: can you see someone kicking dirt in your eye though?
Submitted by: Chevy McLarry
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Annie, you okay? You okay, you okay Annie?
Annie, you okay? You okay, you okay Annie?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Uuumm well...she's just been shot and she's lying on the bathroom floor. Then the guy asks 'Are you okay?' She's obviously not is she? C'mon, what have you been smoking? I think that 'Call an ambulance' would've been far more appropriate.
Submitted by: Joe Joe
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're just a little buffet,
you're a vegetable
They eat off you,
you're a vegetable
Why They're Nonsensical:
The whole series of ever-so-scathing insults are hilarious to begin with but this part of the song is so out there. Michael needs to make up his mind whether the person's a vegetable or a buffet, then on top of this reconsider the notion that people 'eat off' both of these. Unless the plate/table/whatever is being eaten off is literally made out of vegetable or a whole buffet...and it's not the most practical solution to have an easily perishable table/plate, is it?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Michael Jackson's, "You Rock My World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't think they're ready for this one.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yes we are! We have been waiting too long; we didn't even expect you anymore, Mike!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

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