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These are lyrics that we think are kind of nonsensical.

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The Buggles', "Video Killed The Radio Star"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
(Oh ah oh!) You were the first one!
(Oh ah oh!) You were the last one!
Why They're Nonsensical:
Nice song, but how can you be the first one and be the last one at the same time! This just doesn't make any sense. (Maybe this person being sung to was the _only_ one in context?)
Submitted by: Bob
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I'm not with you
I'm losing my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Nonsensical:
1.if she's losing her mind shouldn't she be in a mental institute
2.If she's losing her mind, how could she remember she was without him and
3. Is she being beaten or abuse throughout the whole song ("hit me baby one more time")?
Submitted by: Mr. Critic

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